Screamboat (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Light, please.

Thank you.

Come on, you stupid--

What was that?

Looks like something's

moving in the shadows.

Welcome

to the Staten Island Ferry.

These old boats are full

of all kinds of surprises.

The key is to just go

with the weirdness.

I thought my first day

would be like on the water.

You know, sun in my face,

wind in my hair.

Not in a dungeon

of this old dump.

The f*ck was that?

Is this boat even seaworthy?

Ferry Mortimer, yeah.

This was actually headed

to the scrapyard,

but got a steady execution,

because it's marathon week.

Now, give me that crowbar.

Time to liberate

my golden parachute.

Come on.

This hole's from the 1920s,

back when the Staten Island

Ferry ran on steam.

This piece of history right here

got to be worth 50 grand, easy.

Florida here I come!

I think you just released

a plague.

Look at this f*cking beauty.

Okay, that was definitely

something.

It was probably just a rat, kid.

Awesome.

Well, I'm thinking about

quitting on the first day.

Take my advice, kid.

This city will give you sh*t,

kick you right in the d*ck.

So pay your dues,

and take whatever you can,

and get the hell out before

you lose your f*cking mind.

It's the New York way.

Dom! Dom, what happened?

Oh, f*ck!

Oh my God, is it bad?

Oh, something hit me.

It's bad. Neil, it's bad.

It's not good.

I got you, come on.

We're not alone.

Come here and see

what six years

of Varsity Baseball gets ya!

Go Farrell Lions!

f*ck no.

[panting]

No.

Please.

No!

No, wait!

Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.

No. The boat's not leaving yet.

You got time. What?

What's the matter, what?

You being chased by a maniac

or something?

No.

Birthday party.

You being chased

by a birthday party?

I was serving them

in the bar all night

and then they found out I was

going to Staten Island, too.

Oh, sh*t.

Probably would have been safer

with a maniac, though.

Please, don't tell them

that you saw me.

Yeah, well, you need me

to cover for you?

Yes, please, please, please.

Yeah, yeah,

I got you, I got you.

Come on, ladies,

next round's on our new bestie!

Let's keep this party going!

Only in New York, am I right?

Not really the only

in New York store

I imagined when I moved here,

but it's the only kind

I attract.

Okay, well, listen,

I'm going to point

to the upper deck,

so they think that's where

I'm sending you,

but you're really

going to want to go down

to the lower level stern,

all right?

-The lower level stern? Got it.

-Yeah, trust me.

Go, go, go,

I got you, I got you.

Enjoy the ferry.

I'll be on the top deck.

Hey, listen up, peasants,

it's my f*cking birthday,

and I decree

this the best night ever!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey,

hold on, hold on,

ladies, ladies, tickets, please.

No, it's my birthday.

She's not paying for anything.

Isn't the ferry free?

-Yeah.

-Correct. You get a prize.

Wait, that woman,

where was she headed?

It's same thing I tell everyone,

best view's on the top deck.

Out of my way.

I want to be

where the people are.

There's still a dead zone

in the middle of this ride?

No, the ferry's got

free Wi-Fi actually.

Public Wi-Fi?

Ew.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

I think I'm gonna be seasick.

All right, well, technically,

you're still on land,

so I don't know why you--

Ooh, do you think

they have boat karaoke?

I don't think so.

All right, bye.

We got a Category 5

birthday party

heading up to the barge.

Figures.

Hey, hold on.

Welcome aboard

the Staten Island Ferry.

Please take a moment

and pay attention

to the following

safety announcements.

During docking,

stay off the stairs, ramps,

and landings until the ferry

has come to a complete stop

and has adjourned.

Failure to do so could result

in serious injury.

In case of an emergency,

listen for announcements

and instructions from the crew.

Please familiarize yourself

with the location of

lifejackets on this ferry.

Ferryboat Mortimer, do you copy?

Bill, pick up the radio.

Okay, Bill, listen.

You're gonna want to get cozy

at the dock.

Coast Guard says

that all harbor traffic is

suspended until this fog lifts.

We're canceling ferry

services for the next hour.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Not tonight.

This is my fifth night

of mandatory overtime

on the oldest rust bucket

on the f*cking fleet.

I'm tired.

I don't feel well.

I gotta take a sh*t.

Nothing's coming out.

I want to go home.

I'm-- I'm calling the f*cking

union right now.

No, no.

Stand by.

This f*cking guy.

This f*cking guy.

Technically, the delay goes

into effect on the hour.

If you get out now,

you're clear to depart.

Just-- just take it slow

on that old shitbird, big guy.

All right?

Thank you, tower.

And make it back in the

St. George in one piece, okay?

And eat some fiber, f*ck.

Good evening, everyone.

Weather conditions are foggy.

There's a storm coming in.

It will be departing

momentarily.

It's gonna be a long

f*cking night.

Okay. Woo!

Hello! Party boat! Hello!

Okay!

Let's get this

jungle cruise going?

Ew! Is the ferry always

this disgusting?

That just means

you're too sober.

OMG, Jazzy just broke the ferry.

Ignore them, my dear.

They're lost souls.

You pray for them.

Let's go find some other seats.

Hate the late night ferry.

Barry?

It's Amber, remember me?

Do you need assistance?

Barry, come on.

I keep telling you, you need

to watch your blood sugar.

Let's get you some electrolytes.

This boat is cursed.

We're all gonna die.

Okay. You said that last week

and the week before.

No one is gonna die tonight,

all right?

But you need a doctor.

Who's gonna pay for it?

You?

How about I trade you?

I didn't--

I didn't get your name.

You never do.

Hey, you found it.

Now that's a view.

Yeah, I told you.

Most people like

the upper deck, but...

I don't know, down here

it's just a lot more...

Smelly?

Bayfuck.

You gotta appreciate the shine

and the grime, you know?

I'm Pete.

I'm Selena.

Selena, pleasure.

Thanks for

covering me back there.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

Nice shoes.

Thanks.

I actually made these.

No sh*t.

What are you,

a designer or something?

Not yet.

Well, if I may make

a suggestion.

You don't want to

be walking around

the Staten

Island Ferry in those.

Trust me,

I'm the guy who bops it.

Every time I ride,

I feel like I'd be better off

at the bottom of the Hudson.

People sh*t on things

they love deep down.

I mean, to us,

it's not just any ferry.

This is our ferry.

With an attitude like that,

you'll be captain in

no time, Pete.

Yeah.

Not on your life.

I mean, deckhand's

where it's at.

I mean, look at this.

It's magical.

It's just magical.

Oh, f*ck no!

I'll just buy another mask...

f*ck it!

No!

f*ck!

The bar is closed.

No!

Yeah!

Okay. Oh, cups.

Here we go.

Sure. Why not?

I'll give that to you.

I want one. Oh my God.

Yes.

I'm so happy

you're all here with me.

My girls.

- Aw.

- 1, 2, 3, 4.

Happy birthday to my wh*res!

Okay, it's just me, okay.

Okay!

Okay. Yes! I love it.

Okay. My girls.

Hello?

Okay, I'm-- I'm coming in.

Promise I'll be quick.

Occupied?

Oh God, is it occupied?

I think this is yours.

Oh, crap.

My sketchbook.

Not sure I want it back.

It's been claimed by the ferry.

Probably a sign.

"Dear Selena,

abandon your dreams.

Love, New York."

Never throw away your hard work.

There's always something

worth saving in the mess.

You should sanitize it, though.

Maybe I should move back

to Minnesota.

Maybe you should.

New York's not for everybody.

Plus, it is already

too damn crowded.

Rude.

New York.

Either you love it

or you learn to love it.

Do you love it?

Being a medic on the

urine-soaked streets

of New York City?

What a dream.

You want to know

how to make it in this city?

You've got to fight for it.

Hard.

Even when you're

standing in piss.

Boil your feet

when you get home.

Don't worry.

We'll be home soon, okay?

And then you can go to sleep.

Why don't you lay down?

Let's watch some cartoons.

It's a dead zone.

There's no cell service.

But look, what a view.

It's usually a better view.

Here you go.

Do mine and then Jazzy's please.

- Yeah.

- Smile for the gram, ladies.

Live in the dream, b*tches.

Okay, everybody, laugh.

Okay, I need some air.

Do you think you could zoom in?

Yeah, little closer.

Living the dream, all right?

-Wait.

-Wait.

Was that of you?

I'm on it.

That was weird.

That can't be good.

What the f*ck are you?

Hello! Help me!

Is everything all right?

What's going on here?

One of the cops was k*lled.

- What?

- k*lled?

Hold-- hold-- hold on a second.

O'Hare? No, no,

he was just on the radio.

You saw him here?

Right here!

His head was in the water.

That thing, it had his face

against the propeller.

I saw his skull.

You have to believe me!

Big eyes on O'Hare.

Wait, what thing?

There's no blood,

there's no sign of struggle.

I don't know. It-- it was

short and-- and-- and furry.

And it looked--

it looked like an animal,

like a huge mouse or something.

Lady, are you drunk?

Does she look drunk to you?

Hey, wait, wait, hold on.

Maybe we should hear her out.

Hey, thanks, Pete.

Go swab the bathrooms, okay?

It's a real mess.

Gross.

You go look for O'Hare, okay?

His radio must be busted.

Hey, jerk off.

I don't take orders from you.

You're not the captain, Tommy.

I gotta call this in.

Come on, let's get you inside.

Come on, it's really cold.

Let's go.

It's all right.

Tower, this,

this fog is really bad.

I think this is gonna take

a while.

Okay. Yeah, you've got

the bay to yourself.

Harbor's clear of all traffic.

Take as long as you can work,

just check the...

Tower, do you copy?

Hello?

Hey, who-- who knows

what you really saw out

there, you know?

It's heavy fog tonight.

You wouldn't believe

some of the sh*t we've seen.

It was like a demonic rodent

with shorts and a hat.

Ever see anything like that?

Okay, relax.

I think your blood sugar

is a little bit low,

so I'm gonna go get you

something for that.

Be right back.

Okay.

You believe me, right?

Anything can happen in New York.

Captain, some nutjob said she...

Holy sh*t.

O'Hare's not responding.

Holy sh*t!

Whitehall Harbor Tower,

this is Ferry Mortimer

requesting aid.

-Copy, Tower?

-Tommy, it's useless.

Look.

We are way off course in

thick fog without instruments,

comms or a f*cking clue.

What Tommy says

about me is bullshit.

Holy sh*t!

What happened to Captain Clark?

He's dead.

I'm the captain.

-You are the captain?

-Your f*cking A right, as*h*le.

That makes you the first mate,

by the way.

Oh. No, no, no.

I don't think I'm ready for

that kind of responsibility.

All right, hold on a second,

you two.

This could be some kind of

t*rror1st situation,

and if that's the case,

then the NYPD--

No, the Ferry crew

has jurisdiction and training

to take the lead

when we're on the water.

Okay, this is now my ship...

my rules.

He's right, Diaz.

All right.

-Okay, Pete. Pete!

-Yeah.

Move all the passengers

down to the lower level.

All right, that way

we can avoid creating a panic

and find

the as*h*le who did this.

How the f*ck am I

supposed to do that?

I don't know.

You're first mate, huh?

Figure it out!

Boy Scout m*therf*cker.

All right, somebody needs to

get down to the engine room

and find out what the hell

is going on down there.

I'll check it out myself.

You can never be too careful.

No, you don't.

I need you to help that

as*h*le get all the passengers

down to the lower level.

Send someone else.

Sure thing, captain.

Here we go.

Just like we practiced, baby.

First mate Tommy Magdaleoni

saves the day.

No. Captain Tommy Magdaleoni

saves the day.

Oh, f*ck.

Perfect.

And that's the dull whip.

Oh.

Ew! What is that?

Am I getting my mother's jowls?

No, not at all.

Honestly,

it's all about the lighting.

Let's move over here.

Can I ask your professional

content creator opinion?

Mm-hmm.

How do you do the ahegao face?

Is it like this?

No, it's like this.

Watch how my eye half closes.

Stick your tongue out

like you're trying to

catch a snowflake.

Should I be drooling this much?

I mean, that's how you know

it's working.

Good enough.

Slightly down to make the face.

Fire content for our pervs.

And we show our t*ts?

No, we show our feet.

That's where the money is. Toes.

You are a genius, Jazzy.

I know.

I am totally apprised to be one.

b*tch, let's f*cking go.

All right, simps.

This one's

for our daddy-tier pervs.

We're gonna show you

a whole new world.

Perfect lighting.

Right?

Oh, sh*t.

Excuse me, everyone.

I'm gonna need you

to move to the lower deck.

Come on.

Excuse me, sir.

Please follow me to the back.

You, come on,

follow me to the back, come on,

this way.

I'm with the ferry, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on,

let's go, let's go.

Come on, follow me to the deck.

Come on, let's go.

Please, everyone,

just follow me, okay.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, follow me.

Come on, come on.

To the back of the boat.

Let's go.

Hi.

Could I please have

everybody's attention?

We're gonna need you all

to move down to the lower deck.

In a single file, please.

Oh my God, yeah,

we should docked by now.

Everyone, downstairs

to the lower level now.

Let's go.

You were right about

your small situation.

You saw it, didn't you?

It k*lled two innocent girls.

We need to call for help

or abandon ship.

Ladies, we're having

some technical issues.

-Everything's cool.

-Everything is not cool.

We have a huge rodent problem.

Where is Jazzy?

Actually, and Arianna?

Are they partying without me

on my birthday?

Skanks.

Look, we get everyone

down to the lower level,

and then we'll figure out

your rodent problem, all right?

What if that's what it wants?

All of us together,

like some sort of buffet?

Oh, there's food.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, dinner's served.

Please, be our guest

down in the grand ballroom.

Lower level, all right?

Capiche?

Come on.

Happy birthday to me.

And many more.

Take a nap, mijo, okay?

And when you wake up,

you'll get to see Daddy.

What are they doing?

It's locked.

That sounds like a fire hazard.

And it's definitely

not supposed to be locked.

Do you have keys?

Do I look like a janitor to you?

No, it's not that.

It's like it's--

it's like stuck or something.

I don't know.

Or it's been jammed.

We've got to get everyone

out of here now.

-Hey!

-Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

-Open the door!

-Open the door!

Open the door. Over here.

We should have docked by now!

Keep it down, as*h*le.

Who you calling an as*h*le,

d*ck nose?

Hey, f*ck you!

-f*ck me?

-Yeah!

-f*ck you!

-f*ck you both!

f*ck all three of you.

I'm trying to sleep over here.

Hey, hey, somebody

locked the door.

-What?

-We're locked in.

How are we locked in?

All right,

everybody shut up and listen.

There's been an incident,

all right?

The captain's dead.

Who's driving the boat?

How about

a little discretion, huh?

Dead men tell no tales.

What happened?

The situation is developing.

I need everybody

just to remain calm.

Remain calm?

Are you out

of your f*cking mind?

There's a k*ller on

the Staten Island Ferry.

And we're locked in.

Martinez, report.

Anybody. Della Salla?

I need help down here.

Okay, okay, I'll say it.

It's got to be t*rrorists.

-What?

-Oh!

No, I'm the bad guy.

All right, sorry for being

a truth teller.

I got no service.

None of us have service,

you d*ck!

We're on a boat.

We're trapped on this boat

with a m*rder*r.

And we're locked in.

How the f*ck

are we getting out of here?

With our big f*cking ba*ls.

That's how!

Some as*h*le is trying

to hijack our ferry?

k*ll our captain?

Come for us?

No.

I say f*ck that prick.

Nobody screws with us.

We don't start sh*t.

We don't give a sh*t.

And we sure as sh*t

don't take sh*t from nobody.

Damn right! Damn right!

You know why?

Because we are

f*cking New Yorkers!

That's why!

I'm not wasting

another m*therf*cking minute

waiting for help.

I say we find this

son of a b*tch

and toss his a*s overboard.

Now who's with me?

That's what I'm talking about!

Huh?

Hey! Hey, open the door!

Yeah!

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Or am I just f*cking high?

It is a small world after all.

Get him!

Yeah, but we can't just

stand here.

-Oh my God!

-Ow! What the f*ck?

Are they having

an electrical night parade?

No, no! Back up! Back up!

Let go of the door handle!

We have to help them!

They are already dead!

If we don't get the hell

out of here, we are dead, too!

Let's go!

Over here!

Okay, I know this night

isn't going

the way we thought it would.

But that thing

is still down there.

And it will get bored

and come looking for us.

If this were a t*rror1st attack,

we would find a safe place,

barricade ourselves in,

and call for help.

The captain has a radio.

Maybe he radioed N.Y.P.D.

Or-- or the coast guard.

Or-- or Seal Team Six.

There's a few problems there.

One, the radio's in pieces.

And two, we're really,

really off course.

Who's steering the ship?

You remember Tommy?

Oh God.

There has to be some sort of

emergency transponder

in the engine room, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, the transponder pings

the tower.

Once they realize we're

off course with no comms,

they'll send for help.

Okay, how long could that take?

I don't know.

Maybe minutes? Hours?

Depends on the power staying on.

So we just wait it out

and avoid Stuart Little?

Stop it with the lights, please!

God, I'm getting the spins.

-Oh.

-Oh.

-Where the...

-Oh, here.

No, thanks.

Bill, it's my birthday.

Anybody? There we go!

We are so incredibly f*cked.

Give it back.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, kid.

Stay close.

-Officer!

-What?

You have to come quick.

There's something wrong

with the lights.

f*ck.

Whoa, jeez.

Not tonight, Jamie.

I'm working.

I know.

But it's fun.

And it's dangerous.

And we're in here all alone.

Can you feel the love tonight?

I gotta go. There's something

going on with the lights.

And you smell like

Jgermeister and...

Is that Nathan's?

Oh. Am I over the limit,

officer?

I need some sobriety test.

And I know you have something

I can blow on.

It doesn't work like that.

Okay, it kind of does.

Oh, yeah, I'll just pretend

it's nothing.

What the hell?

Why would a giant rat take

the Staten Island Ferry?

Is it your mascot

or something? Like--

Hey, would you keep it down?

Maybe it wants some cheese.

Have you tried that?

I think Mama packed

some in my purse.

It has excellent hearing.

How would you know?

Are you some like rat expert

or something?

It has huge ears.

It's cute.

Stay close.

We have no idea what's ahead.

Guys.

Where's the birthday princess?

Oh sh*t.

Oh God.

Cindi!

Cindi, get back here!

We can't leave her.

I won't tell if you guys don't.

Okay, come on, come on.

Hey, come on, come on.

Oh!

You scared the sh*t out of me.

We're not the ones

you should be scared of.

You saw a pizza rat, too.

Seriously? Pizza rat?

Well, yeah,

we got to call it something.

Name's Moses.

This is Mateo.

We've been looking

for anyone else.

How the hell did you guys

survive down there?

Specialty construction boots.

I found the kid laying

on a rubber kitchen mat,

and mostly, he was quiet as a...

Well, you know.

How'd you survive?

We tried to get in.

The door was locked.

Oh, that damn rat

chipped them off.

Maybe it locked us out

on purpose to keep us safe.

Maybe it didn't want us to die.

Yeah, that doesn't make

any sense.

Yeah, I don't--

I don't think Rizzo the rat

is the keep people safe type,

you know?

Hey, we've got to

get off this horror cruise.

Maybe swim to Governors Island

or maybe the

statue or something.

That water is way colder

than you think it is.

Our bodies will go

into hypothermic shock

within minutes.

We'd basically be frozen.

Let it go.

We're going in the control room.

Come with us.

No one else is dying tonight,

okay?

As long as we stick together.

I'm Amber. That's Selena.

This is Pete.

He's the first mate now.

About time.

All right, yeah.

- Let's go.

- All right.

Pete?

If that's you,

quit messing around

and hand me the

Phillips screwdriver.

No, you moron.

I said Phillips.

You high again?

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Are you kidding me, Pete?

Okay. I know you don't

want to be the first mate.

But I'm not exactly swimming

in options here, okay?

f*ck, just give me

the damn hammer!

What is this?

Holy f*ck!

Oh!

Where is everybody?

Hello?

It's like a f*cking runway

over here.

Okay.

Hello?

You guys are going to jump out

and yell, "Surprise!"

I cannot be held liable

for my actions.

Hello?

Okay.

It-- Can't get some-- f*ck.

Oh, Jesus.

f*cking ferry Wi-Fi

f*cking sucks.

I swear to God,

they're getting an email.

I'm so f*cking over this.

Oh my God.

iPhone unavailable.

Why can't I?

I just want to go out. I just...

What the f*ck?

That isn't the captain, is it?

No, that--

that was the temp captain.

That was the real captain.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Not so fast, kiddo.

Nothing you need to see here.

Mayday, mayday. SOS.

The Staten Island Ferry

is f*cked.

That little sh*t

broke everything.

I wish I could say

this was the first time tonight

I walked into the bridge

to find a dead captain.

So does that make you

the captain now?

No.

No.

Being the captain is

not on my list of sh*t

to accomplish before I die.

Which feels oddly soon,

given the circumstances.

We'll figure it out.

Barry, you made it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Easy there, old-timer.

Sure.

Because they told us

to get to the lower level.

I knew that was the last place

I wanted to go.

You're going to be okay.

I'm dead, just like you.

You're all going to die.

You said that last week,

and the week before,

and earlier tonight,

but still we're here.

Well, not all of us.

Holy sh*t.

Actually get service.

Oh, no, no.

f*ck this. f*ck this.

It's my f*cking birthday

and I reject all of this.

No, no!

Stop.

Come on.

f*ck!

f*ck you, you fury m*therf*cker!

Flares.

We can use the flares

to signal the mainland.

There's an emergency stash

down at the lower level.

Okay.

Kid ain't going back down there

and I ain't leaving the kid.

Not with whatever it loose

on board.

Willie.

This is about Steamboat Willie.

Did you say Steamboat?

Yeah, actually,

the Staten Island Ferry's

been running since the 1800s,

and most of them were run

on steam until about the '70s.

What? I paid attention

during staff training.

I heard stories about a

monster that lurked in the

underbelly of the ferry,

but nobody ever found proof.

Wait, you were a deckhand?

In the 1960s.

And even then they told

tales of an imaginative,

joyous,

kind-hearted captain

by the name of Walter.

But everyone called him, "Walt".

He was a man of the sea with

a heart as big as the ocean.

It was on his ship

that he stumbled into a

creature unlike any other.

Willie.

Willie was some

kind of experiment

abandoned in the cargo hold.

They were trying to

make him more animated,

more appealing to kids.

So he set Willie free.

Willie became his friend.

He gave Willie his freedom,

his dignity, and his purpose.

But then tragedy struck,

and just like that,

Willie was gone.

As time went by,

some thought that maybe

he was just an urban legend,

a figment of Walt's

overactive imagination.

Now, after 90 years,

he's finally out in the public.

Who knows what he wants.

Wow. That's going to make

one f*cked up cartoon someday.

Wait, so this boat

is the same boat

that was in the story?

Parts of it, yes.

Everything gets recycled

over and over again.

To save money.

Stop, please!

Oh, God! Oh.

Oh, God.

Please.

Roscoe, where'd you go?

f*cking coward.

Die, you rat m*therf*cker!

What the f*ck?

Oh sh*t.

What's the plan?

Oh, if you want to

get off this boat,

you're going

to have to get those flares.

Which means we're going to

have to leave Barry here

and go down below deck.

Hey, you guys know

who this kid is?

Borough President's son, right?

Your daddy's probably got a

whole fleet out looking for us.

Yeah, once we realize

rescue's close,

we'll fire him off and

everything will be okay, right?

f*ck me,

that did not sound right.

Come on, guys,

we've got to go get the flares.

Together, as a group.

Right, right, they're down

in the engine room.

When we get down there,

I'll try and fix this.

Look, I used to do electrical

work back in the day.

I'll go with you.

Uh-uh.

We'll go with you.

Little man watching over us,

we'll be all right.

Right, Captain Pete?

Yeah.

Okay, all right, come on.

Hey.

All right, here we go.

Okay, all right.

The entrance to the

engine room is straight ahead.

It's like a maze of secret

tunnels and hallways.

I mean, this boat is crazy.

Okay, Moses and Mateo,

you guys are going

to go straight ahead.

-Be right there.

-Right.

And then the flares

are going to be back here

next to the fuse box.

We got this.

All right.

You wear leadership well.

Yeah, I'm kind of just

learning as I go along.

Where the hell did I put--

Here we go.

Now, I got you something.

It's nothing special,

but I think it'll help you

get through the rest of this

voyage.

Ta-da!

I know they're not very unique,

but they are very practical.

Just do me a favor, okay?

Don't die down there.

Aye-aye, Captain.

Please stop calling me,

"captain".

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I f*cking hate

the engine room.

Probably not a good time

to mention that. Yeah.

Mateo, stay close, all right?

-Hey, hey.

-What?

Let's exterminate this rat,

all right?

All right.

Dominique?

You're alive!

-Deckhand Pete?

-Yeah.

Well, technically,

it's Captain Pete, right?

Acting, only temporary.

Hey, is the emergency

transponder still running?

Oh, no, not without power.

Damn.

You-- you guys have

to help me fix it.

Down this way.

-Yeah, we can do.

-All right.

Yeah, okay, okay.

Stay here, buddy.

I'll be right over there.

Okay. All right, where is it?

Here we go. Come on.

Okay, right there.

Someone did a number

on this thing.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Moses! What the? What the?

-Whoa.

-Sorry, Pete.

I got you, I got you, got you.

Dom, what the--

I'm taking orders

from a new captain now.

Subtle.

See, Willie, he's not

the only one of his kind.

We're on a rescue mission

to find someone lost at sea.

Nothing is going to stand

in his way.

(SCREAMBOAT WILLIE GRUNTS]

Look, look, look, look, look.

Go, go, go.

You got it.

Right in the eye.

Get the flares.

Let's call the cavalry.

It's empty.

f*cking perfect.

If we survive this night,

I'm going right to JFK

and getting on the first

flight back to Minnesota.

Never coming back

to Staten Island again.

We get that a lot.

Bro, she done lost

her damn mind.

I know, I know.

Look, we need to warn

the girls, all right?

And then we got to get

out of here.

I've got all the flares

on the ship right here.

No help's coming, Pete.

Our world is f*cked.

But Willie's world?

It's the happiest place

on earth.

Dom, aren't you a little old

to be obsessed

with a mischievous mouse?

We're all a little mad here.

This is Captain Willie's ship

and you're all going

down with it!

Wait, wait, wait!

Dom, Dom, Dom, listen.

Captain Willie on deck.

I did everything you asked,

Captain.

I-- I k*lled the engine.

I locked the doors.

The transponder

is totally fried chicken.

Let's just go!

Bro, get up, get up!

Let me go, just go!

Hey, come on, we got to go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Hey, ugly!

Say cheese, m*therf*cker.

Oh boy.

Are you okay?

You all right, Mateo?

I don't think he made it, kid.

I'm going to get you

out of here.

Promise.

Well, as the last member

of the crew,

I guess that

makes me captain.

f*ck me.

But a captain keeps his word.

I'm going to get you off

this ship.

Hey, quiet.

I think that mouse is close.

Pete!

You guys okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, we're doing all right

down here.

Got this guy watching my back.

Hey, Mateo.

We're going to get you guys out.

Hang on. We're going to

move this stuff, okay?

Yeah.

We're sinking down here.

Everything's stuck.

It's heavy.

That's not good.

Find some leverage.

Fast.

It's getting kinda moist

down here, guys.

Okay, we're going to have

to pull together, all right?

Ready? Push!

All right. I think we can fit

through that hatch.

You're going to have to

get on my shoulders, okay?

I'm going to get you up there.

Come on, Mateo. Come on, buddy.

Here we go. 1, 2, 3.

Guys, he's in here with us!

Take the kid!

Come at me, you trash weasel!

Come on, let's go.

Come, come, come.

Stay right here.

Pete!

Hurry up!

I don't think so, darling.

I'm Captain.

But if I'm going down

with this ship,

this little f*ck's

coming with me.

Come on.

f*ck!

My brother drew that tattoo!

Pete!

Don't throw your life away.

Not for the Staten Island Ferry.

I'm not doing it for the ferry.

Pete!

Everybody, off the ship.

Captain's orders.

It's been an honor, Captain.

f*ck you.

How are you doing, partner?

Look at me!

This is our boat!

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on!

No!

We have to go! Come on!

Pete!

Come on!

Hey, come on!

Don't!

It looks so pretty.

And it's so close.

Like we could just swim there.

Pete died to give us a chance.

We can't throw it away.

I'm done.

You're just exhausted.

Let me go find something

to warm you up.

Willie isn't dead.

We need to get

to the highest level.

Maybe somebody will find us

before Willie does.

He just keeps coming.

Why?

What is it?

What does he want?

My mom used to say,

"When all else fails, try love.

And always keep a weapon

in your purse."

Your mom was a wise lady.

She must've been lost at sea.

That's why he's looking for her.

That's why he changed course.

Beautiful!

m*rder Mouse has a rat wife.

Can we please focus

on the problem at hand?

The boat is sinking.

We can't forget that.

Look at her skirt.

What are the chances?

I have an idea.

Okay, Selena,

you're disassociating

from trauma.

I need you to stay with me.

No, no, no.

No, I'm present.

I gotta go get something.

No, it isn't up.

We have to go up.

Go. Take Mateo.

I am done running.

I'm gonna k*ll Steamboat Willie.

Again, totally unnecessary.

Trust me.

I'll find you.

You better.

Come on.

Please let there be scissors.

Oh, that's even better.

Okay, okay.

Wait. Oh, hey!

Hey!

Over here!

Hey!

Over here!

Over here!

Hey!

Oh, no. Come on, kid.

Come on.

Hide right here. Don't move.

Get down.

Willie.

Willie.

Where is my rascally

little stud?

What the...

There's my brave Willie.

Come to me.

Who loves you?

That's right.

Just a little bit closer.

Come and give me a kiss,

you dapper darling.

Amber, wake up!

Amber, I need you to get up.

Please, I need you.

Mateo!

Hey, steamboat f*ck!

You're alive.

Perks of being an EMT.

Mateo!

We're coming to get you!

Just keep swimming!

He's gonna need therapy.

Look.

I can't wait to never step foot

on the Staten Island Ferry

again.

I don't know.

Beats tunnel traffic.

Thank you for looking

after my son.

Are we the only survivors?

For now. Yeah,

but they're still searching.

Come on.

Let's get you a blanket.

I cannot wait to go home.

Still thinking of catching

that plane?

I don't know.

Really?

You're really gonna leave?

Move away after surviving

all of this?

sh*t.

If this doesn't make you

a New Yorker, nothing will.

Suppose I can give

your hometown one more shot.

Oh, honey.

I was born in Seattle.

Really?

Wait, you're not

from here either?

You don't have to be

from here to be from here.

You know?

Guess this city

can't get rid of me that easily.

Not for lack of trying.

I do love the shine.

And the grime.

You found this in the water?

Anything can happen in New York.

Amber?

Selena?

Anyone can hear me?

I need help!

Stuck down here!

Pete?

f*ck!

Hello?

Hey, Pete, can you hear me?

Pete, come in!

I'm coming, bro.