01x02 - Mind That Child

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Feckin eejit,

as if there's trains
on a Sunday.

What?

Can't ya get anythin' right?

Tea?

Do you want a cup of tea?

Your mum says you take milk,
no sugar.

Same as me!

What?!

What's with the wool?

Oh! Just a bit chilly.

Yeah, we don't have wind
under the floor in Canada.

- What time is it?
- It is 10:17.

f*ck! f*ck. f*ck.

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck,
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

Okay, I'll just
put this here then.

Oh, God, I need
to get to work.

Oh, yeah. I mean,

I hate being late, too.

At least you've got
a good excuse.

Your long-lost sister showed up
and you were evicted.

I mean, it's a pretty
compelling story!

Is this you when
you were little?

So cute.

Sorry again about the AirBnB
last night.

Apparently, they had a bad fire.

Isn't that awful?

Imagine your whole life
burning down.

Everything you've ever
worked for in your life,

up in flames, just like that.

I mean...

one minute you're happy

at home with your loved ones,

and the next,
you have nothing, nowhere to go.

Rootless. Untethered.

Rudderless.

Not a port in the storm.

I mean, maybe they even
lost a cat. Or a dog.

I think burning to death
is probably the worst way to go.

Jesus Christ!

Oh, yeah.
Apparently, he's having

some trouble with the music.

Mm. He's having trouble
with a lot of things.

Right, Canada,
good luck to you.

Well, I was hoping maybe
we could have dinner?

Or not.

She was like Eve
in the Garden of Eden.

She had to hide herself
for the shame of it!

Morning, Susan

f*ck off, Deryl.

Steve, I can't talk.
I'm pooping.

Okay, real quick,

I need your opinion on
save-the-date stationery.

Mm-hmm.

Option numero uno.

- Yep.
- Or... drum roll!

Option numero dos!

Uh...

They're both nice.

That's not an answer.

Um... numero uno?

I totally agree!

Great! Okay, I gotta go.

Okay! Just quickly,
I wrote you something.

Never fret
'cause I'm always here,

by your side,
along for our forever ride.

I've known you from a young age,

and like you, I was surprised

to find out about
your Irish herit-age.

Oh, you're finished!
Oh! So sweet.

I love you. I miss you.
I really... I gotta go.

Right, ladies.

Same time next week

when we'll move onto Jezebel.

: God bless, Sheryl.
See you next week.

Well, where'd your sister
sneak off to?

My sister had to go to work.

Carrying plates isn't work.

I was on the factory line from
the age o' seven gutting pigs.

That was work.

I can still smell
the blood on my hands.

Did you get yourself
a sausage roll?

Oh, no. No, thank you.
I don't eat pork.

Haven't the Jews
suffered enough?

Mm-hmm.

Have you a cold, or something?

Oh! No. I'm just
a little chilly.

But sure it's
the middle of summer.

Mm-hmm.

There you go.

Psychological heat.

That's all you need.

Oh, yeah. Mmm!

No, that's-that's definitely
working. Thank you.

Oh, sorry again
for waking you last night.

Ah, sure. I haven't had
a good night's sleep

since Princess Diana died.

Anyway, I'm glad you stayed.

Like it or not,
you're part of our family.

Thank you for saying that.

Actually, I found...

a few more pictures.

Oh, my God!

He was handsome.
I'll give him that.

Most handsome boy in town.

Hmm.

And he chose me.

Hmm.

They were thick
as thieves, those two.

Is that Mickey's pub?!

'Scuse me? Hi!

Hi, Mickey, was it?

Hi, um, sorry. We didn't
meet properly last night.

I'm-I'm Sarah.
I'm Jimmy's daughter.

I know who you are.
I'm not getting involved.

Oh, come on.

You have to help me.

- I don't have to do anything.

Please?

Look...

Imagine that your dad died
when you were a kid.

And then imagine that
your mum died

when you were in your thirties.

And then imagine
that you found out

that your whole life
was actually sort of a lie

and you had a dad,
and he was alive.

And he lived across the world.

I mean, wouldn't you
at least want to meet him?

No.

Oh, come on!

I brought maple cookies.

Ah, Molly,
I am so sorry I'm late.

You wouldn't believe--
Hey, Stef!

I had an absolute
shitshow of a morning.

- Molly, what the f*ck?
- This fridge?

Only place where
there's no cameras.

Maybe think about that
next time

- you're feeling light-fingered.
- What?

How about the two bottles
of red wine

that were left
on Martin's desk?

Oh, yeah. I borrowed
a couple o' bottles.

You f*cking eejit.

You're k*lling me.

They were two bottles
of Chateau Mouton Rothschild.

Yeah, I-I think
they were corked.

From Martin's
personal collection.

They're 895 euros. Each.

f*ck. Off.

Yeah. f*ck off.

Now, I'd expect this
from one of the other morons,

- but not you.
- Ah, f*ck, Molly, I'm frozen.

Yeah. So's your pay.

That's the least of your
worries. You're fired.

Molly, no. Come on.

Please, please.
I-I really need this job.

Yes, you're an excellent waitress.

And the only one I can
stand to be around,

but you're on CCTV stealing
Martin's fine wine.

Ah, f*ck. Molly!

Listen, is there any chance
I could borrow a few quid?

You know, just to pay my rent.

You crack me up.

Molly!

You do look a bit like him.

I do?!

- How he used to look, anyway.
- Huh.

Well, Sheryl said
he was very handsome.

- He was a lot of things.

Hmm.

Well, I...

I'm really loving Ireland.
It's-it's amazing here.

Well, it'd be better
if we could put a roof on it.

Yeah. Well, you could say
the same thing about Canada.

: A woman
introduced me to this next song.

Well, it was a couple
of years ago now.

And she broke my heart.

But, my, did she know a great
tune when she heard it.

- sh*t. Sorry.

Jimmy always said leave
them wanting more.

He's a good singer.

Thank you.

Oh, come on!

You must have some
idea where he is.

Well...

We are friends on Facebook.

What?!

In case you want to get
a drink with me some time. Hmm?

Jesus, Billy!
You could be me da'.

Yeah, but...

In fairness, you look
a lot older than ya are!

- Thanks.
- Hi!

This is where you work?
Ah! So cute!

You gotta be f*cking
jokin' me.

Cannot believe they f*cking
fired you, comrade.

Oh. Sorry. That they...
fired you.

Wanted to leave, anyway.
Poncy b*stards.

Yeah, totally. I mean,
I would never eat there.

Looks... phony.

I know what might
cheer you up.

I think I found him.

- Jimmy! Our dad!
- Delighted for you.

Mickey's friends with him
on Facebook.

Well, his band, anyway,
and they play in this pub,

it's in Galway.
I have the address.

sh*t.

Who is that?

Shut the f*ck up.

Who was that?

Cunting landlord.

Whatever you owe him,
I mean, I-I...

I could lend it to you.

I owe him two grand.

Well, I have some savings.

You serious?

What's family for?

Jesus, Canada!
Put the yoyos away!

Oh, God. Yeah. Sorry. Stupid!

Right. Come on.

: Come here!
Come here, blondie.

Come here, you little f*ck.

I can f*cking snap you in two,

you tiny little c**t, yeah.

She's so beautiful.

Yeah. She got into
a fight, though.

Didn't you? Didn't you?

Didn't you?
You little f*cking beauty.

I took her in, though.

Ah, she'll be brand new
in no time.

Won't ya? Won't ya?

- Oh.

I had a lovebird called Pinkie
when I was little

and I saved up all my allowance
to buy her this special toy.

It had all these little hoops.
Oh, she loved it.

She played on it all day.

But the next morning,

I went to take the towel
off her cage and there she was.

hanging upside down.

Her little ankle got caught.

All the blood must have rushed
to her head and it just...

exploded.

I never forgave myself.

Ah, look, you can't be
blaming yourself.

You'll have yer head wrecked,
ya will.

- Yeah.
- Those toys are lethal.

- They are.
- Lethal.

Uh...

Ah, look.

Here's the kiss of death.

Oh, right!
Get to the point, Sare!

Don't be wasting
this nice man's time. Sorry!

Um, Eddie, was it?
Eddie Connolly.

Hi! I'm Sarah Horowitz
and this is my client,

Ms. Molloy. I'm her lawyer.

- Yeah, well I--
- Pro bono.

- Bono?
- Oh, I am here

to settle her accounts. So...

...here is...

One thousand, seven hundred
and fifty euros.

Oh! Well, I deducted two fifty
as this is a cash settlement

and I think you'll agree
that the legal system

in this country prefers
a more documented approach

when it comes to fiscal matters.

Plus, I mean, I do have
to consider the post-traumatic

stress my client suffered
due to intimidation.

Don't worry! I talked her
out of pressing charges.

I mean, none of us wants
to end up in court here.

So, due to the t*rd nature
of my client's payment,

I am willing to offer this
as my full and final settlement

providing you agree
to never come within--

Do you do miles
or kilometres here?

- Kilometres.
- Five kilometres

of my client again. Oh!

And I am going to need a...

A verbal agreement.

- Uh, yeah, I agree. Yeah.
- Great!

Oh, my God! Thank you so much!
And it was-- oh!

It was just so nice to meet
you and your beautiful birds.

Thank you.

Have a great day!

Beautiful voices.
Thank you! For the music.

What the hell was that?

I went to law school.
I was valedictorian.

Well, I hated it, though,
much to my mother's chagrin.

Right, well, I'll find
a way to pay you back.

What if you don't have
to pay me back?

How 'bout...

you don't have to pay me back
if you drive me to Gal-way?

- I'm not going to Galway.

- Galway...
- Rent a car, Daddy Warbucks.

- I can't drive.
- Well, I can't help ya.

What if I throw
in the other 250?

When we get there.

No. Galway? No way.
No f*cking way!

Come on!
What have you got to lose?

You've got no job,
no house, no money!

Yeah, all right! Ease up!

Sorry.

Drive me to Galway,

help me find my father,
and then...

I'm out of your life.

Fine. To be clear,

I'm dropping you off
then I'm turning around.

Fine.

Do you know anyone
who has a car we can borrow?

Well, we better just check
the seatbelts, you know,

just to make sure
they're working.

'Cause we wouldn't
want to find--

- Ah!
- Mum?

It's nothing. It'll be
cleared up in no time.

What happened?

Where is he, Sheryl?

Right, that's it.
I'm calling the police.

Give me that!

Sheryl, where's Deryl?

Oh. You're bleeding.

Here, y-you need to sit down.

Here. Come on.

Have a seat.

Oh. That's--that's lovely.

Okay. Um...

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh. Look at that.

Well, she's a quick learner.

Where do you keep
your first aid kit?

- Wha...?
- Well, I'm going to need

a Band Aid and, uh,
tweezers and some antibiotic--

- Yeah. The bathroom.
- Okay.

You better tell me
where he is.

He's out. He's gone out.

He's not well, Susan.

He's not well?

He's a f*cking psychopath.

What happened?

Nothing. Nothing happened.

Okay.

Let's just check it out.

Okay.

Uh, now...

I'm going to roll this up
real slow, okay?

Gently. Ooh! No glass. Okay.

- Ooh.
- So brave.

Mm.

There... we... go.

- Are you a doctor?
- No-oh-oh. No.

- I was a lifeguard, though.
- Oh.

Summer camp.

Of course she was.

Well, you could've been
a doctor.

You're very patient.

Oh! f*cking creepy.

We think we might
have found him.

In Ga-- Galway.
Ah, Suze is gonna drive me.

- She's going to Galway?
- Mm-hmm.

Gabe's in Galway! Oh, Sare.

Now, wait 'til you see him.
Look. There.

Oh! So handsome!
Ah, he's amazing, Sare.

He built a beautiful
house by the sea

with his bare hands!

She lived there with him
and his three daughters.

She used to be happy, but...

she had to go and ruin it all.

Expects too much out of life,
that one.

Gets it from Jimmy.
He always had notions.

Oh, Sare, will you make her
go and see Gabe?

Will you make her go
and see Gabe, Sare?

- I-I'll try.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, well, that'd be lovely.
Uh-huh.

- Okay! Now...
- Uh-huh?

You... are going to want

this arnica cream
for the bruising.

- Oh.
- And apply this CBD oil

to your pressure points
for the anxiety.

And one of these
for good measure.

They're my relaxing tablets.

Just take one;
you'll sleep like a baby.

Oh, you better give me one
more of those, just in case.

Here, give us one.

You're driving.

Yeah, Mam, listen,
can we borrow the van?

Take it.

He's had his license
taken off him.

It's just sat there, an eyesore,
ruining my flower beds.

No, no, no, no. We're going
to stay here tonight.

Would ya go away outta that!

He'll be like a little lamb
now for a month.

That's the silver lining.
I might even get a new handbag.

Right, Mam. Mind yourself.

Hey! Can we have some
blueberry ice cream, please?

Well, I'm not
the ice cream man,

but I'm sure I could
find you something back--

Oi! Chancers!

You know there's no
ice cream here. Come on.

You all right?

Nope.

I'm half left.

You think she'll be okay?

Ah, same old sh*t.

Well, I mean, we could
still call the police.

I was never going
to call them. Doesn't work.

She always takes him back.

Put your belt on.

Great!

- Ah!
- sh*t!

Meant reverse.

Are you sure you know
how to drive this thing?

You want to find
your long-lost father?

- Yes!
- Well, then...

When was the last time
you heard from Jimmy?

Ahh. I don't know. Years ago.

Bye, Sheryl!

Bye, girls!

Woo!

Woo-hoo!

Bye, girls!