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01x06 - Bittersweet Bye-Bye

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Saas, Bahu Aur Flamingo". Aired: 5 May 2023.*
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A family led by a formidable matriarch operates the largest drug cartel in South Asia deep within the mythical environment of Runjh Pradesh.

01x06 - Bittersweet Bye-Bye

Post by bunniefuu »

This wasn't an accident.

It was done on purpose.

The pirates didn't loot anything.

What do you want from me?

Your trust and a dive team.

Irrespective of Mom's decision...

the power should stay
between the three of us.

The walls of this Haveli
are stained with blood.

The cops found Jogi's body.

Probably a case of drunk driving.

This shouldn't have happened.

Come, Savi.

Let's find this life together.

We will find this life.

Soon.

I promise.

Ram Ram.

I control the opium trade
in this region.

Join me

and we can rule together.

I'll handle opium,
and you handle cocaine.

It'll benefit both of us.

Your eyes tell me

you don't fear death.

But there's also
hope for tomorrow.

What I don't get is...

how you dared to come here.

Just like how you thought

you could trade on my turf.

You gypsies still haven't learned

that sandcastles shouldn't
be built near the sea.

I came to talk business.

But you are less interested
in profit and loss

and more interested in preaching.

Shouldn't you know
the product you are selling?

Don't be afraid.

It'll benefit both of us.

Come on.

Have it!

If I see you around again,

I will cut off your tongue!

A MOTHER-IN-LAW,
DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW AND FLAMINGO

Do you have something to say?

Umm,

I don't know if anyone informed you
that they found Jogi's body.

I am aware.

I know!

I...

I have to... no.
This is important.

I spoke to Jogi's aunt
on your behalf.

Hope that's not a problem.

His aunt's name is Divya.

You don't even know that.
She delivered you.

I didn't!

How would I know?

You've kept us away for so long!

Come, come.

Milk?

I got you covered.

Okay.

Hey.

f*ck!

Just a sec.

Mom?

Hmm.

I think I should be more
involved with the family.

Family or family business?

Come here, man.

Harish, that's a male.
You can't milk him.

I know, Mom!

It's a male.

And yes,

I'm interested
in the family business.

I got a plan, Ma.

We should turn this
into a legal business.

We can make it
on the cover of Forbes and Fortune.

We shouldn't hide
for the rest of our lives.

Why?

We'll convert our black money
into white.

So, you want to be on the cover
of Forbes?

Yes, why not?

Mom, give me a week.

I know plenty of rich people
in the US. We will diversify.

Commodities, crude oil.
Do you understand Bitcoins?

Bitcoins?

Are you done?

Or do you still have
something to say?

That's it!

We've being doing this for 10 years,
Harish.

The Forbes cover
and public identity

cannot be our reality.

The world will ask you
to explain your wealth.

I got a cold.

Take care of it all. You do that.

But first take care of yourself.

f*ck!

f*ck!

f*ck!

Water.

Kapil?

Bro!

Look what I found
in the garage!

What are you up to?

Quit this crap.

Not good for you.

What's wrong?

Just because you saw a dead body?

Listen, Kapil, don't stress so much.

You'll see this often
in our line of work.

It's a common thing.

"Our line of work"?

Hmm.

Believe it or not,
this runs in our blood.

Harish?

This is not us.

We are two corporate morons
who work in the US.

I drink almond milk
the whole f*cking week,

and you are a drunk
who wh*res around.

This is who we are.

We have nothing to do with this,
all right?

One second, bro.

Do you think this is easy for me?

Am I not trying to adjust?

I'm cleaning up my act.
Why can't you?

Bro, this is the reality now.

We sell drugs and, at times,
people die.

"People die"?

"People die"?

Have you f*cking completely lost it?

There's a difference between
humans and pigeons, Harish.

Violence is fun from afar,

but when you f*cking
go near it, it's...

Who are you to even
explain "our line of work"?

Have you f*cking
ever k*lled someone?

Can you take someone's life?

-f*cking-
-I did k*ll a boar.

What the f*ck is wrong
with you, man!

Idiot!

Namaste.

Can we see Jogi's room?

Let a mother grieve in peace,
will you?

Water?

No?

Who's the bearded old man?

I just met him.

How would I know?

Find out more about them.

Yes, Sir.

So, this is your happy place?

Beautiful!

Hey, Bee.

I know I shouldn't have come
without informing you.

Sorry.

I'm not going to come back.

I'm going to Berlin in two weeks,

and, Bee, I'm not going
to come back.

Hello?

Are you even listening to me?

Naina, please!

Stop shutting me down, okay?

Can't you see?

I came all the way here
to fight for you.

For us.

And you?

Just ready to throw it all away?

Hey...

We had a good run.

You go

be the queen of this thing
you love so much.

We can do this together.

Once I'm done with this,
I am free to do anything.

I'll go to Berlin
whenever I wish to

or you could come here.

You're lying again!

I'm not lying.

Bijlee.

I need you to stop lying to me.

Don't do that to us.

We're better than that.

Look at me.

Trust me.

Umm, Shanta?

Hello?

Can I help you with something?

Huh?

Yeah.

I...

I hurt my shoulder.

I need something for it.

Need a painkiller?

No, no. I need something stronger.

I would give you one of these,
but they haven't been tested.

-Yeah, I don't mind.
-No, no, no...

Wait, wait! No!
What the...

Mad! Are you crazy?
Spit it out!

f*ck you, man!

Wait!

Wait for me!

You have to tell me how it felt!

Sir?

They say, "A hill doesn't shrink
if you keep staring at it."

Did I say something wrong, sir?

No.

But I think about the people
who say these things.

Who were they and
where are they now?

-Sir.
-Careful!

Sir!

Did you see this?

These many solar panels can light
up the nation.

Who would say that
this is a handicrafts company?

Do you know anyone
at the Runjh Electricity Board?

No, sir.

Hey, uncle!

Hey!

Harish?

Jogi!

You m*therf*cker!

I knew you weren't trustworthy!

Come.

Son.

Ma.

Good, good, good.

The walls of this Haveli
are stained with blood.

This is beyond ill*gal.

If we stay here, we'll get k*lled.

Can you k*ll someone?

Yes, Kapil.

I shot the boar.

Right here!

Help me, Bijlee.

It's okay.

Save me, Bijlee!

Your time has come, Harish!

f*ck, no!

This guy!

You two.

I...

I f*cking...

Oh, my God! No!

Harish.

Harish.

Harish!

-Shefu?
-Hmm.

Want to role-play?

Imagine you are Rani Baa.

I get to be Rani Baa?

Yes, I am ready for that.

Hmm, nice!

And you have a handicrafts company
with a ₹20 million turnover.

That's good.

That's not good,

that's amazing!

Yeah.

But there's a small problem,
Rani Baa.

This small company of yours--

My company is anything but small.

Okay.

Your "not-so-small"
handicrafts company

consumes electricity
worth ₹20 million

made from your own solar panels.

Why do you need so much power?

Sir, my employees
need air-conditioning.

They cannot take the heat.

Do you have an issue with that?

Sorry, Rani Baa.

But there's another concern.

You export goods
once in four months,

yet your people are regulars
at the port.

Why so?

ACP Proshun,
you're wasting my time.

How will you prove
that I smuggle cocaine?

Are these goods exported abroad?

It goes where it's valued.

South America is
the only supplier of cocaine,

including India.

I checked all the trucks,
but found nothing.

This role-play isn't working at all

Proshun!

This is...

f*ck!

And please get
Jayantilal to fix this fan!

No.

That's the way you do it.

It's not like
that stupid brother of yours

taking 5 capsules at a time.

Donze!

Donze!

You!

You made my son your guinea pig!

Savi! I was observing him
the whole time.

-I was there.
-Mom! Listen.

He was roaming the desert for hours!

It's all in his head, Savi!

What do you two think of yourselves!

First, that idiot boy,
and now you two.

f*ck.

Your Pink Unicorn is lethal.

I'm good without it.

Mom, we're ready.

Pink Unicorn is the safest drug yet.

-It's so safe.
-Right?

It's so safe.

You two are high right now?

-Yes!
-No.

-Yes!
-No.

No.

Yes.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

-Aren't we okay?
-I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm...

No, no, no, I'm not okay!

-Listen, Savi--
-Donze! No, Donze!

No, no, no.

You don't shut me
out like this!

Sorry, what are you
guys talking about?

You don't see what I see.

Mom, Mom, Mom,
listen!

Listen, listen!

Making and selling this is easy.

There is nothing like this
in the market.

Clients would bow down to you.
Trust me!

This is the change
you wanted.

That we can bring on together.

You know what?

That's why you will choose me
as your heir.

You know it...

Only I can lead this business.

You know it.

I know it.

I f*cking have it in me.

I'm your blood.

Thank you!

I like that.

You!

You leave.

Savi.

Kapil.

Where were you?

Harish broke his record today.

Kapil!

Kapil?

Kapil.

What happened?

What happened?

Kapil bro!

Back so soon?

Wasn't fun, right?

Come with me.

I'll show you something

that will blow your mind.

Go away.

You'll remember me forever.

But I'll charge ₹500 for a ticket.

Let me know if you want to see it.

₹500

Wonder how many he has been with.

I thought you should know first.

After all, Rani Baa's honour
is at stake.

Dhiman and Shanta
with each other?

And you?

How could you do this?

It's all Dhiman's fault.

I will k*ll him.

You think

it's easy to k*ll Dhiman?

He isn't simple-minded like you.

First, he charmed Ma.

Then, Shanta.

You were right.

You're not cut out for this.

Dhiman will play his game silently

and gradually turn
everything in his favour.

We are going to change the world.

We have made history.

Let's party!

Let's party!

Let's party!

I can also dance in Bollywood style
if you prefer it.

-I don't prefer, but...
-Like this, no?

-You don't--
-Sure.

But wait, wait!

Is there anything you cannot do?

Well...

I don't know how
to whistle with my fingers,

but other than that, no.

Your mother asked me to leave early.

She asked me to go.

Why?

I don't know.

She said she will come
with me this time and then

we would build
this life together, but...

but I don't know, Shanta.

It's love. It's...

It's passion.

You know?

Do you?

You've been in love?

Then you know.

You know, it's bizarre.

It's like...

It's like Romeo and Juliet.

It's always there.

It's like you're on this road.

This windy, windy road
and you're wanting to

stop and look at the view and

you don't want to do it alone.

You know...

who you want to look
at that view with?

You know?

You know?

Her word means everything to her.

What is it?

She will come.

Really?

Really.

Really?

-Promise?
-Promise.

Then we should
drink some more wine.

I've got the best bottle
in my room that is...

Oh, God, it's from the best
vineyard in all of France.

Let's drink!

Do you know whose phone this is?

Jogi's.

What were you two up to?

Were you cheating on me?

I would've stepped aside!

I didn't want to be together anyway!

But you didn't listen.

Where were you back then?

Did you respond
to my calls and messages?

I didn't even know
if you'd come back to me.

What should I have done?

Wait for you?

Didn't I return?

Did I not come back to you?

How could you do this
with your sister, Dhiman?

Wow!

You've never called me your brother.

But Shanta is my sister?

She is your sister.

Shanta, do you know why
he loves you?

He wants to be the heir

by using the naivest of us

to get close to Mom.

She's naive?

Naive?

Say it again.

KP, relax.

KP, relax.

KP, relax.

KP, relax.

-KP, KP.
-Say it again!

KP!

KP!

Let go!

KP!

Dhiman, let go!

Dhiman!

Dhiman, let go!