02x03 - Momtoks and Mormons, Oh My!

[bunniefuu]

[♪ funky music playing]

Why are you sitting outside
crying by yourself?

[Aidan] It's just been a really
challenging last few days.

Siadi, Sianna, Chef, and Tyler,

they're still out, you know,
painting the town red.

-Honey and goat cheese is...
-Yeah, give me the goat cheese

-and give me the honey.
-...magnifique.

And the rest of the staff, they have off.

You're, like, giggly.

-We're just having girl talk.
-Okay.

[Stassi] But there's a new
guest group coming tomorrow,

and Aidan is having a full meltdown.

[crying]

[Aidan] It's been really hard for me
to show, like, the people here...

like, who I am,

and it just feels like people
haven't been receiving that.

-[Stassi] Okay?
-Humans see someone on the surface

for who they think they are,

and no one is ever gonna,
like, want to dig deeper.

[sniffles]

I'm a Virgo. I told Lisa this.
I'm a Virgo, so I overthink everything.

Okay.

Oh, Jesus.

And I'm an empath,
so I feel things very deeply.

I just feel like people, not everyone--

I'm not s-- I'm not an--
Well, I am an artist,

but I don't like putting
brush strokes over people.

Oh, what the [bleep] does that mean?

-Like, painting--
-Are you kidding me right now?

Painting a picture of--
Like, general-generalizing someone.

-Okay.
-A group of people

-to be the same.
-Alright, yeah.

I don't understand anything
he's saying right now.

Like, is this how he talks to everyone?

You could call people a faucet,
the way they're drained.

Like, moving a thousand miles an hour,

literally Tokyo drifting
around the corner.

I don't need Wi-Fi for a connection.

-I can, I can find it.
-Mm-hm.

And I don't even need Starlink.

-What's Starlink?
-It sucks. Sorry, Elon.

Like, you gotta give me a specific

because, right now, it's like
you're talking in riddles.

I think that a lotta the people here,
like, hospitality is their life,

but, like, I haven't worked
in a restaurant

-in this capacity.
-Okay, I get it. Okay, I know why--

I, like, understand why everyone
is annoyed with you.

Everyone else is taking
this job so seriously,

and this is their life.

This isn't yours.

I'd be annoyed with you, too,

because I'd be picking up your slack.

All I wanna do is make
a positive impact on people,

and make people happy,

and make a difference in people's lives
in a positive way.

-What about doing your job?
-That's not what this discussion is about.

[Stassi] Aidan is not receiving
anything I'm saying right now.

It's weird, and I'm gonna tell Lisa.

You chose to come here and serve,

and so, you gotta do it
or you gotta go, ya know?

[slurps]

[♪ exciting theme playing]

[♪ theme concludes]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Sianna] Aren't you so happy
we got out the house?

-[Siadi] I'm so-- I mean, house? Castle.
-[Sianna] The castle.

[indistinct chatter]

[Siadi/Tyler cheering]

-Not you guys having a [bleep] handshake.
-Every time. Come on.

-[Sianna] I'm tired of this. [laughs]
-You know we gotta do it.

We're out in this beautiful city in Italy.

Siadi just won the comment card.
We're friends, we're close.

He chose me to go.

[Siadi]
Oh, here we are, finally.

-Charcuterie?
-What's your favorite?

And then, like, I'm sitting at dinner,

and I start to hear this accent come out.

-[with accent] It's not this one.
-[server] I'd get it.

-Let's all do one for each.
-To share.

[Tyler]
Siadi tells me just one-on-one,

"Hey... this stays between you and me.

Don't tell anybody about
my accent or anything else."

I said, "Of course. Yeah, totally.

Like, you're my friend.
I won't tell anybody."

But I think it's super strange.

[Siadi] It's an insult.
It's an insult not to finish the wine.

It's an insult. Voila.

You know what they say afterwards?
Prego.

Everybody thinks that Siadi is American.
Do they not know this man is British?

Like, [laughs] do they not know
this man's from the U.K.?

Like, do we not know this?

So, what's goin' on
between you and Lexee, bro?

-Yeah.
-Like, it seems like you all

are gettin' a little hot and bothered.

Hot and bothered.
Never hot and bothered.

-Come on, very fast, you know?
-Um-- Ah!

-You know? Like, come on.
-Come on, bro.

I see her lookin',
and so, uh, I don't know.

I was just kinda flirtin'
with her for a little bit.

And next thing I knew, it was just

-cuddlin' and--
-Instant vibes.

-Cuddlin'?
-Cuddlin', like--

You talkin' 'bout-- You talkin' 'bout
when I woke up next to you--

Uh, w-well, [chuckling] not next to you.
When I woke up--

-"I woke up next to you," damn!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! [laughs]

Talkin' 'bout when I woke up
when you were in the bed, um, with her?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Siadi]
Let's go, uh, let's go back to the castle.

Wait, wait, let's go back to my castle.

[laughter]

[Hagen] Hey, are we playing
a game or what?

[Hannah] Truth or Drink.

[Dominic] So, you're gonna choose someone

and you're gonna ask 'em a question.

If they don't answer it, you drink.

[Hagen] Okay. Alyssa, I dare you to do
the worm.

[laughter]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Sam]
She's gonna kick the sandal off.

[group cheering]

-Wow!
-[Gabriella] Fantastic.

Hagen, what kind of porn are you into?

[Hagen]
Um, I like Lisa Vanderpump.

[laughter]

[Sam]
Dude, there's a line.

[Hannah] That's really respectful...

[Hagen] You watch waitress porn.

[laughter]

[Hannah]
Okay, I have one.

Alyssa and Sam should have a peck.

I like Alyssa, but I didn't come into this
really wanting a relationship,

and I think we're just enjoying
each other's company right now.

[Alyssa] I am single
for the first time in a long time.

I was continuously in relationships

for almost 10 years straight.

So, one of my biggest goals
is not letting myself

jump straight into a serious relationship.

I'm just open to meeting new people

and figuring out what it is that I want.

I'm just gonna be myself,
and we'll see what happens.

[chuckles]

-Alright, come here.
-[Hannah] Give her a peck.

[group cheering]

[♪ ethereal music plays]

[Dominic] Oh!

[group screaming]

[Dominic]
Not the tongue!

[Sam]
Alright, Hannah, kiss Hagen.

-[Hagen] We're employees.
-[Hannah] Yeah, we're professionals.

[♪ playful music playing]

If I don't find a boyfriend in five years,
like, I would have sex with Hagen.

[laughing]

I don't know if he would have sex with me,

but I would have sex--
Like, he would be a good dad.

No comment.

I just like to have a good time
when I have a good time.

-[Hagen] What?
-[laughter]

[Sam] Trademark that.

[Siadi] Woo!

[Sianna] When we get back,
I'm wine-drunk.

Gelato!

-Everybody's wine-drunk at this point.
-[Tyler] Hey!

[Sianna]
We all ended up at the pool.

I'm kind of feeling
a little bit of nausea.

There's a reason why I only drink tequila,

and I feel like my body just does not
break down other alcohol well.

[Sianna] Ugh, I'm exhausted.

[Siadi] I ain't gonna fall!

[Sianna retching]

[toilet flushing]

[Siadi] Where'd Sianna go?

[Tyler]
I don't know, she just walked out.

[Lexee] She's not feeling well.

[Siadi] Oh, she's going to bed?

[Tyler] I don't know where
she's going.

[Lexee] She just-- Yeah.
I hope you had fun tonight.

[Siadi] I'll see you in bed
tonight, baby.

-[Lexee] Gross.
-Ay, I'll be up there.

I mean, you ain't givin' him none.

[laughter]

-[Sianna retching]
-[toilet flushing]

-[door closes]
-[water running]

[Siadi] Sianna?

It's been, like, 45 minutes,

and this man hasn't even
came to check on me.

[Siadi] You ain't even
say goodnight, nothin'.

[Sianna] Baby, I'm dying.

[Sianna] And it only took you 45
minutes to realize that I was gone.

[Siadi] Ah, well, maybe I didn't know
what was going on.

You didn't say anything to me.
You just left.

[Sianna] If I left and just like that,
that means I didn't feel good.

[Siadi]
So, how am I meant to know?

You didn't say anything
about how you feel.

You didn't say anything
about what you were gonna do.

You left and you're expecting me
to [bleep] know and read your mind,

and feel like I need to run after you?

[bleep] that, I'm not.
I'm grown.

-[Sianna] Stop yelling at me--
-[Siadi] Don't tell me-- Don't--

You're not havin' a conversation.
You literally said--

-[Sianna] I'm sick!
-[Siadi] That's not on me!

Living in the same room,
I'm hearing their conversations,

the drama, it's a lot.

When he's in front of guests,
he's, like, calm and charming,

my friend, Siadi.

But when we're away from everyone,

I'm like, who, who the [bleep]
am I friends with? Who-Who is this guy?

[Siadi]
Like, how does that [bleep] look?

How does that [bleep] make me feel?

How does that, how does that
[bleep] make me feel?

[Dominic] Our second group of guests
are arriving tomorrow.

I just need them to go to bed,
and Siadi needs to shut up.

[Sianna] I don't know what else you
want from me.

[Sianna] I am sorry. I really am.

[Sianna] You shouldn't have gotten
that reaction from me.

We share a bathroom,
and, uh, we-- there's no door.

So, you can't really,
ya know, get away from 'em.

I'm gonna talk to Siadi man-to-man

because, uh, this can't,
this can't keep on goin' on.

[Sianna retches]

[♪ bright music playing]

[Hagen] We're up early this morning.

[Hagen] Makes me feel better
than everyone else. You know?

[Gabriella]
You are better than everyone else.

-[Hagen] I agree.
-[laughter]

[Dominic] Last night,
Siadi and Sianna were just goin' at it.

He was just disrespecting
her in every way.

Just sayin' a bunch of sh*t
that I didn't like.

He was just disrespectful.
It was a bunch of words.

He talked really fast.

Yeah, he's a talker.
He doesn't know how to shut up.

-He doesn't shut up.
-[Dominic] Yeah.

[Sianna] Do you remember what
happened last night?

[Siadi] Between you and I?

[Sianna] You went off!

[Gabriella] I'm not gonna respect someone
and be nice to someone

that treats someone like sh*t
because I'm done letting that sh*t fly.

Like, we broke that cycle last year, babe.

You yelling at me,
me crying, me throwing up,

and you still coming at me?
It's not okay.

[Hannah]
He kinda talks down to you, like--

[Hagen]
He talks down to everyone.

And I definitely know
that you all contributed,

like, like, to the nth degree.

Like, I-- None of this could be
possible without this entire team.

[Hagen] And that was all just 'cause
he got on the comment card.

[laughter]

Listen, Siadi, he's great with the guests.

He's good front of the house,

he's not really great
with all of his coworkers,

but I wanna give everyone
a fair chance.

The way you start
those conversations with me--

-Matters.
-And the-- It matters.

Honestly, it's exhausting
rising above everybody

and never having any emotions
because I gotta hold space

every time somebody comes
at me the wrong way.

I can't-- The reason why
I can't respond to y--

[voice breaking]
I can't. I grew up around it.

My dad yelled at me, my mom yelled at me,

and I'm sorry that I reacted
the way I did because of it,

but I can't do it.

In conflict, I shut down immediately.

-Okay.
-I can't.

And I'm, I'm accepting that about you.

[Sianna] Honestly, I feel like I really
just want to move past this.

I would rather squash things
so things aren't just so heated

because I do not need this stress
in my life right now.

I need you to be my peace,
just like I wanna be your peace.

I'm probably just gonna go to the
pool again.

Sunlight helps me,
it makes me happy.

I want new vibes in this room.

Okay.

[♪ playful music playing]

-Uh-oh.
-Yeah.

[Grace] They're holding hands
right now?

[Grace] What the ****?

Dude, I'd never let no man
talk to me like that.

[Dominic]
No man.

-[Sianna] What's up?
-[Dominic] You guys make up?

Yeah, sorry for yellin' last night.

Don't yell at her.
She doesn't deserve that, ya know?

Hey, bro. I mean,
I don't need you to get into, like,

the whole details of it.
Like, I mean, like--

[Dominic]
I don't even know the details.

Yeah, exactly.
So, I mean, Sianna and I are pretty much

-in the same room together.
-[Dominic] I just...

-[Siadi] I agree with you, but it's...
-...don't like to see people cry.

[Siadi] I agree with you,
but it's just not fair, bro.

I agree with Dom,
let me tell you right now,

because I do not need to have
bad energy going into this year.

We understand there's a professionalism,

and we came here to get
the job done for Lisa.

-I agree; I don't want that.
-[Dominic] Alright.

I grew up havin' this, like,
"our business is our business" mentality.

I don't think I need to apologize.

The conversation that happened
was between Sianna and I,

and Sianna and I got on the same page,

so for whatever anyone else
is saying behind closed doors,

that's not my business.

You ladies look so lovely. Oh, my gosh.

[Producer] So, would you say...

you're sucking up to Lisa today?

[Marciano]
Lisa reprimanded me and Hannah.

For now, I don't want you to cross paths.

Do we understand each other?

-[Hannah] Yeah.
-Yes.

Now, I have to go
the absolute extra mile

to prove to Lisa
that I'm a really good guy

and that I'm, I'm there for everyone.

I'm a team player,
whatever you need, like, that's me.

I'm so spoiled over here.

I made that mistake last year
of disrespecting the rest of the staff,

and I learned watching myself.

If I need a beer,
just gimme the [bleep] beer.

That's it. Okay?

-You don't need to talk anymore.
-[Telly] You look so stupid.

-Stop talking.
-What the [bleep] is wrong with you?

It took a lot for me
to really take accountability

and understand that I need to change.

[Stassi]
Said we both look so lovely?

-Yeah, of course.
-Yes, we'll take it.

-Cheers to that.
-Thank you. Yes.

Cheers, ladies.

[♪ bright music playing]

[Lisa] He actually always says that...

whether he can see me or not.

If I walk into a room and he's only
seen the back of me...

...he goes, "Oh, Lisa,
you look so beautiful today."

[laughs] Come on.

We have the staff meeting soon,

so I just wanted to check in with you.

How was it last night?

I had a major conversation with Aidan.

I saw him shirtless, crying.

Like, it literally looked like a modern,
like, C-list Nicholas Sparks movie.

[echoing crying]

He talks strangely, you know?
Like, he talks in code.

-Code?
-And it's-- He was just like...

I don't like putting
brush strokes over people.

You can call people a faucet
the way they're drained.

I don't need Wi-Fi for a connection.

-[Stassi] Every--
-Did he mention serving the tables?

Not yet.

I can see that he's
potentially problematic...

-Yeah.
-...just by the way he's kind of

on the outs with the group.

Yeah. What is going on?

I think they're all
a little frustrated with him.

Aidan's behavior seems a little strange.

I brought him here for his experience
and his unique energy.

He was a good server, and I hoped
that he would be the perfect fit.

But I don't know if Aidan just thinks
he's here to sit around and have a drink.

No, I don't need him for that.
I've got a husband that does that.

-He's on shift tonight...
-Okay.

...with the guests, with Hannah.

So, I mean, she knows
exactly what she's doing.

-Okay.
-That's her saving grace

because she's got a lot of downsides,

her being erratic and stuff,

but when it comes to serving,
she's actually really good.

-Yeah.
-Does that strike a chord with you?

-Do you remember any of that?
-Not really.

-You know, I feel like I--
-She's very dramatic.

Except you weren't really good at serving.

Yeah, no, I know, I know, I know.

[both chuckle]

♪♪

-Hello, my darlings.
-[staff] Good morning.

[Lisa Vanderpump]
Gracie, will you hold Donut?

-I will.
-Aw!

[Ashley] It's the necklace for me.

Okay, so we had a very successful time.

Our first group of guests
absolutely loved all of you.

Let's talk about the comment card.

The MVP of the whole situation was Siadi.

He really took it to another level,
so thank you, Siadi.

So, I tell everyone Siadi
was yellin' at Sianna,

he was disrespecting her...

and now he's on the top
of the comment card?

What the [bleep]?

It is a little strange,

because we just don't know
what to make of him.

[Lisa]
There were a few problems.

We do need more coordination
between kitchen and servers.

The timing has to be perfect
because it wasn't last night.

I feel like the front
of the house is stressful.

They don't know what to do.

[Hannah]
You're being [bleep] rude.

No, you literally just said...

-Hannah.
-..."Oh, I haven't done sh*t."

Crap your [bleep] head outta your a*s.

-[Anthony] It's not organized.
-This is crazy.

[bleep]-A.
[bleep] these swans.

[Lisa] So, our next group
of guests are the MomToks.

-Oh.
-[Lisa] And they became

internet sensations for their candid humor

and their glamorous take on motherhood.

Those girls are very gorgeous.

I can't help but think a little bit

if any of 'em are gonna be into Sam.

I hope not.

And the fact that they are Mormon mums.

[Hagen]
I'm obsessed with MomToks.

They're housewives, they're businesswomen,

and they're hot and sexy
and fun and they're young.

It's, like, iconic.

They inspired me. I really wanna
get pregnant and move to Utah.

But what really set the internet ablaze
was a swinging scandal.

[staff murmuring]

What that's supposed to mean, Andre?

-No, stretchin', Lisa.
-[Lisa] Oh, okay.

-[laughter]
-Okay.

Our guest of honor is Jen Affleck,

a prominent member
amongst these influencers.

Jen is reluctantly moving
to Arizona for her husband,

so he can attend medical school.

She chose Castello Rosato
for her last hurrah.

Joining Jen are her fellow MomTokers.

They may all be moms,

but these ladies
are really ready to let loose,

especially Layla, who is
in the midst of a divorce.

[Sianna]
Oh, sh*t.

The grand hall will set the stage
for their Ciao Bella welcome dinner,

followed by a cheeky
rosé-inspired nightcap.

Next day for lunch,
I want the guests to indulge

in a homemade pasta-making class
led by Chef Anthony.

For their marquee event,

Jen's farewell will be
nothing short of spectacular,

under a rose-strewn gazebo,

creating the perfect enchanted send-off.

We need to be extra thoughtful
with the beverages,

as only Jessi drinks alcohol.

Wouldn't that be nice
if only one of my staff drank alcohol?

-[laughter]
-They're coming to be spoiled.

So, let's really go all-out
on this one, okay?

Make it splendiferous.

I've never met a Mormon.
I lied. I have.

I met one Mormon,

and I think I might've caught her
at the perfect time

because, yeah, she wasn't
actin' like a Mormon.

[chuckles]
This should be fun.

[Producer] What about
Gabriella?

[♪ curious music playing]

This is gonna be a difficult one.

While the event staff, Gabriella, Sianna,
and the kitchen are gettin' ready

for the Ciao Bella welcome dinner,

I gotta figure out the perfect mocktail
for these Mormon moms

'cause they don't drink.

Do we have any
non-alcoholic sparkling wine?

For the welcome drinks,
I was thinkin' we'd do,

like, a muddled raspberry
or raspberry puree,

and then shake it,

put it into all of the champagne flutes...

[Sam] ...top with soda water.

-Guys, have you seen Siadi or Sianna?
-No.

[Gabriella]
If I'm setting up for guests,

and I don't see my other
events coordinator, Sianna,

I'm concerned.

And also, I have to communicate
to Siadi what guest services is.

Siadi thinks his job is just to be smooth
and make people laugh.

No, babe, you have sh*t to do.

There's a schedule for everything.
Like, what are you doing?

Actually, when I was coming back
downstairs from my room,

she passed me in the hall.

So, she's by the room?

-[Hannah] She might be in her room.
-Okay.

[Sianna] If you don't see
that you belittled me last night,

-we cannot continue this.
-[Siadi] Okay, that's fine.

[Siadi] I'll apologize if you think I
need to apologize...

[Siadi] to you for
making you feel bad.

[Producer] So, Siadi apologized?

Yeah.

We have a very good
communication at that point.

Sometimes I wanna make love, yes.

And sometimes,
I just wanna be [bleep].

Like, great, great sex.

[Lisa] How's it going?
How's everything going?

Good, I'm having the time of my life.

-Do you still want to live in Italy?
-Yes.

Okay, so tell me your progress.

Como stai?

Um... Hm?

Como stai?

Then I start saying Spanish
and going, "Muy bien! Y tú?"

-I've learned some things.
-Oh, wow.

That's improvement, said no one ever.

-Oh, I, I did learn this. Um...
-Okay.

Vorrei...

un bicchiere...

di vino?

-So, language not going so well then?
-Um--

Just saying, "I want to have
a glass of wine,"

is probably not gonna
get you your citizenship.

-You've got to knuckle the [bleep] down.
-I know.

No, because we're gonna be
talking about cooking as well.

-What have you learned to cook?
-Oh, yes. Well, so I want to.

I haven't wanted to go
and step in on anyone's toes.

-Like, I don't know what I'm allowed--
-Oh, you don't wanna step

-on anyone's toes?
-Lisa, I don't know what I'm allowed

-to go and do.
-Okay.

I wanna be able to cook for my family.

Like, not everything.
Just, like, a few things.

I wanna know how to do
all of the stereotypical things

that come with, like,
being a mom and a wife.

Do I wanna do them all the time?
No.

I'd just asked Chef.
He's got a pasta class,

but just, like, listen, learn, have fun.

No, I would really love to do that

because I can barely do,
like, Kraft mac & cheese.

-Let's be real.
-Oh, you can do that much?

I can kind of.

Stassi doesn't know her butthole

from breakfast time
when it comes to cooking.

Beau's gonna be thrilled.

That's how a man feels
when you cook for them.

-Okay.
-It's, like, better than any sex act

you could possibly perform.

You could be doing it
on all fours, barking like a dog,

and he'd rather have a bacon sandwich.

He'd rather me be barking
like a dog on all fours.

[Lisa laughing]

-[Stassi barking]
-Okay.

-This is my event.
-[Sam] This is.

The MIL-- The MILF Mommy Mormons.

-[Sam] They're gonna love you.
-[laughs]

[Producer] So Aidan, how are you
feeling after last night's pep talk

with Stassi?

[Aidan] We had a very open
and honest conversation,

and Stassi really helped me,

giving me int-interesting perspectives.

I get gaslighted enough at home.
I don't, I don't need this.

I'm not gaslighting you.
I don't know you.

I, like, understand why everyone
is annoyed with you.

[Aidan] At the end of the day,
I'm here to do a job,

and when there's a group of Mormon MILF
mommies walkin' into a room,

it's inevitable that they're gonna need
a Mormon MILF daddy.

I mean, I'm not a Mormon,

but I could definitely be
a Mor-man for one of them.

What are you doin' right now?

-I'm not on 'til three.
-Well, I'm not on 'til three either.

-Yeah.
-[Sam chuckles]

[Sam] Everyone's really runnin'
around doing somethin'.

I need Aidan to find somethin' to do,
and do it quick.

We have the Ciao Bella
welcome dinner to prepare for,

and the Rosé and Revelations nightcap
up at the pool later tonight.

We gotta set up another bar at the pool.

Get your hands dirty, Aidan, come on.

Okay, I'm on top of it.
Missionary style. [laughs]

[Gabriella]
Where is Siadi and Sianna?

We're literally running outta time.
Like, come on, guys.

-[softly] Hannah.
-[Hannah] [softly] Yeah?

[softly]
Hi.

Hey, so you're on tonight,

-you're serving.
-Yes.

With Aidan... I don't feel that secure.

-I want you to keep an eye on him.
-No, I will.

Everything he's said and done
doesn't make me feel

-that he really is...
-Invested.

-No.
-Yeah.

When it comes to service, it's--

-Yeah, but we need both.
-Yeah.

Our next group of guests
are really famous on social media.

Everything has to be perfect.

I cannot risk being humiliated.

So, really keep an eye on him.

-I will, I will.
-'Kay. Try not to create

any kind of negativity.

-You need to-- Yeah.
-I'll keep my voice here. Okay.

-You're not very good at that.
-I know.

-Make sure it's all absolute perfection.
-I will, I will.

There's a lotta pressure on me tonight,

and I really hope that
Marciano stays outta my way,

and I hope that Aidan
is on his best behavior

because if he [bleep] up,
I know that it's gonna fall on me.

I'm trying to show Lisa that I've grown,

and that I can handle
all these responsibilities.

I have to make sure everything's perfect,
or I could be screwed,

and not in a good way.
[laughs]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[thundering]

[♪ bright music playing]

Where's Aidan?

[Sianna] Oh, I found him.
He's ups-- He was upstairs.

I-I told him to come down immediately.

What is it with you?

Every time I see all of you,
you're in a state of undress.

[Aidan] I was just freshening up.
I'm sorry.

Okay, well, get ready, quickly.

Our next group of guests are the MomToks.

They're Mormon wives.

They're a little bit
naughty in their playtime.

-[Tyler] Cars coming! Cars coming!
-'Kay, we heard you.

I love the experiment
of creating these events.

Every guest is going to be different.

-[Sam] We have five total. She has three.
-[Lexee] Perfect. Let's go.

[Lisa] But the clock is ticking.

I'm not quite sure about Aidan,
whether he's up to it.

Remember, positive energy.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[cheering]

[Layla] Some of those guys are hot.

This is gorgeous.

Jenny!

I'm Jen, one of the OGs from MomTok.

[Jen squeals]

My friends were a little stressed

when they heard that I was moving

to Arizona with my husband,

so this is kind of like my last hurrah.

I just hope to have
a good time with my girlfriends.

Relax, Marciano.
I think they're all married.

[Marciano] sh*t.

[Lisa]
Welcome to Castello Rosato!

Oh, my gosh,
we are so happy to be here.

[Marciano] Me too.

-Hello! Oh, look.
-[Sam] Hey, guys.

-Thank you so much.
-We have some non-alcoholic

-drinks for you guys.
Thank you so much.

Yeah, some pear and ginger beer.

-Thank you so much.
-Yeah, welcome, guys.

-Welcome, welcome.
-This is non-alcoholic.

This is so gorgeous.

[Grace] Remember,
save the little bags for Grace.

[Marciano] These Mormons are so
******* hot. Holy sh*t.

[Hagen] Marciano, have you kissed
any of them yet?

-[Marciano] Not yet.
-[Grace] You good, Aidan?

Are you good?

[Aidan]
Yeah. La Reona?

[Grace]
La-La what?

-[Aidan] La Reona?
-[Grace] P-Peona.

-[Aidan] Oh, Peona. Yeah.
-[Grace] Uh-huh.

So, tonight is the Ciao Bella dinner.

[Producer] What is this Ciao Bella
dinner all about?

I have no idea.

This is the first time that Hannah and I
have been serving together for dinner,

and we're gonna be on the clock
until maybe, like, 1:00 or 2:00 a.m.

If I wanna show up for other people,

the first person that I have
to show up for is me.

So, I was like, "I'm gonna go take a nap."

Us Mormons are, like, huge
on, like, Diet Coke specifically.

Does anyone drink, like,
a little bit, or is it all...?

-Yeah.
-[Lexee] This girl.

[Layla] I drink, like, sometimes.

Sometimes?

I just can't control myself when
I drink, so...

-[Sam] Oh, got you.
-[Lexee] Most people can't.

-I get a little crazy.
-[Sam] You're in Italy,

you don't have to control yourself.

-[laughter]
-Just let loose.

[Siadi] Well, what do
you all like to do in Utah?

[Demi]
Kids take up most of our time.

[Mikayla] I don't even know
what I like to do anymore.

-[crosstalk]
-[Demi] We all just start crying.

-[laughter]
-We're like, "We don't know who we are."

[Siadi]
Sianna and I got into an argument,

but I know for sure
that when in front of guests,

we all have to put on
smiles with each other,

even if we don't like each other.

It's not gonna affect my work ethic.

I'm gonna put my head down and work,

and I'm gonna k*ll it every single time.

-Hey, you thought Mormons were boring.
-No, I never thought that.

-Oh, good.
-[laughter]

-We're not your typical ones.
-[Mikayla] Don't speak for the man.

[Siadi] Okay. We'll go into here,
the-the reception,

and then I kinda will just, um,
give you a general overview.

Oh, we're all getting
shown around?

Yeah, I was gonna give 'em a tour.

-You wanna come with me?
-Sure, why not?

[Siadi]
Are you free for a little tour?

[Tyler] Oh yes.

[Tyler] I will be
your resident photographer.

[Jessi] Oh awesome.

I love it.

[Jessi] We're good at that.

I don't doubt it.

[Layla] I was told to call you Marci.

[Marciano]
Who the hell told you that?

[Layla] She has blonde hair.

[Demi] Not the one you dated.

[Marciano] Oh. So, we already
know about that. That's good.

I'm just shocked that she
would even mention anything.

Well, I was the one that
asked if anyone was dating.

-And she was like, "No."
-Actually, I'm really not shocked,

to be honest with you.

But you're not feelin' anyone else,

-like, here?
-In here? Of the guests or...?

-Oh.
-[laughter]

Are you allowed to, like,
make your move on...?

I gotta do it off,
after I'm, like, done working.

[Marciano] And I'm
done early tonight.

[Demi] Okay. So, you're going to be
hanging out with us?

[♪ playful music playing]

[Marciano] Demi and I's connection,
I'm just physically attracted to her.

I could tell that me and her
would get along,

and it's completely different,
and it's throwin' me all off,

and I don't really even know
how to act at this point.

What are we celebratin'?

Our friend is moving away.

But we're tryna convince her not to go.

It's for her husband's medical school,
and he'll never be around, so...

He's gonna be in school anyways.

[Jessi] Yeah, exactly!
Who needs a husband?

[Demi] Five years, five years.

[Jessi] That's when they expire.

I'm comin' up on mine,
so he better be careful.

-Ooh, wow, every five years?
-Oh no.

Every five years,
that's the Mormon thing.

-[Marciano] Holy sh*t.
-Let's see, can I wait for five years?

All the men of the castle,
they all abandoned their posts,

entertaining the guests,

and I thought that was
supposed to be Siadi's job.

Like, that's literally what
his job description is.

But no, they're all gone,
nowhere to be found.

We're ready for it.
We're ready for it.

-This looks great.
-[camera clicks]

"Vanderpump" on three.

-Let's do it.
-One, two, three.

[group]
Vanderpump!

-[Marciano] There we go.
-[Tyler] Beautiful.

-[cheering]
-Now take off your shirts!

-Take your shirts off!
-Oh, you don't have to ask me twice.

[laughter]

-We should get glassware and ice, right?
-Yeah.

Okay, so these are your guys' rooms.

Layla, the single one, likes you.

-[Andre] Uh-huh.
-[Sam] Yeah. Cool.

-Ooh, you should deliver a Coke Zero...
-You should.

-[Sam] Okay, I like it.
-Put a rose in there.

Yes, say, "Special delivery to you."

-She says she likes--
-I'm not trying to be tacky here, guys.

-You are tacky already.
-[Sam] Stop, Hannah.

-I didn't set you up for that.
-[Hannah laughs]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Anthony] Use regular flour.

-Right, we wouldn't do cornstarch.
-Yeah.

[bleep], here we go.

[Producer] There's nothing to
be nervous about.

It's just TV. [laughs]

I'm from San Diego, California.

I've always prided myself on my work ethic

and I came here to do a job,

and I'm gonna get that job done
to the best of my ability.

I'm here to give the guests
a good experience,

and being a flirtatious bartender
is part of the bit.

I have found a deep love for bartending,

and I would love to start
my own restaurant group

and bar one day.

I love that I get to learn from Lisa.

She really sets the standard.

How do I deal with drama?
Head on.

And I've always been
a voice for the little guy.

Sometimes I wish I could be
a little bit more quiet and reserved,

but that's not really me.

[Layla]
Yeah?

[Demi]
Oh.

-Hi, ladies.
-[group] Hi!

[Sam]
Hey, can I steal Layla for a second?

Oh, sure. I don't even
have shoes on, but sure.

You don't need a shirt,
it's not that serious.

You don't need a shirt?

-[Sam] Oh, shoes.
-[Layla] Shoes.

Oh, I was like, "Oh! Woo!"

[laughs]

First of all,
I know you're into Diet Coke,

-so I'm just bringing that to you.
-Thank you.

-Thank you.
-Second of all, I'm not

-the loudest of the group...
-Okay.

...but I just wanted
to let you know

-I know you're goin' through a divorce.
-Yeah.

I don't know if that's
a good time or a bad time,

-but, ya know, whatever you need.
-Yeah, yeah.

I just also wanted to

-have a face to the name.
-Yeah.

-I'm Sam.
-So nice to meet you.

-Yeah, nice to meet you.
-I think you're really cute, so

-thanks for introducing yourself.
-I think you're gorgeous as well.

-Thank you.
-Of course. Let's have a good time.

Yeah, I'm excited to get
to know you more.

-Yeah, let's do it.
-'Kay. Thank you.

You got it.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Yes... Success.

[Producer] Is there any part of you...

that's thinking about Alyssa in the
same moment?

That one's hard, man.

Alyssa and I are not exclusive.

I don't wanna hurt anybody,
but [laughs] I love to flirt.

I love to have a good time.

He just wanted to introduce himself
and put a face to the name.

-[Jessi] Like, singling you out?
-Yeah.

That was, like, a gentlemanly thing to do.

That was cute.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Gabriella]
I'm [bleep] stressed.

I've already started setting up
for the Ciao Bella welcome dinner.

But since Siadi and Sianna were late,

the table's still not set,

and the decor is not done.

We're hanging them from the chandeliers?

-[Grace] We are?
-[Hagen] Someone has to.

[Grace]
Okay.

[Gabriella]
Dinner literally starts in 20 minutes.

I need all hands on deck,

and I need Aidan here, ready to go.

[Aidan] I do not feel well.

I think I just need to, like,
sit for a sec.

"Aidan's sick right now, how convenient,

when the dinner is supposed to happen."

I don't need him to work.

I think he should maybe
sit this one out tonight.

-Enjoy dinner, guys.
-[group] Thank you.

[Hannah]
For the Ciao Bella welcome dinner,

the grand hall table is dressed
in all different shades of pink.

[clicks tongue]

Beautiful roses with bows
and beautiful candles

surrounding the whole entire table.

It's the Lisa Vanderpump touch.

What do we have to finish here?

Last minute. We're gonna
blanch the-the gnocchi.

-[Dominic] Um, blanch gnocchi.
-Yep.

Make, like, the brown butter right now.

[indistinct]

I have the tomatoes right here.

-Polenta is done?
-Yeah.

-We have a spritz for you guys.
-Ooh, yummy!

-There you ladies go.
-Thank you!

-Of course. Oh, sorry.
-Oh, sorry, sorry.

-There ya go. There ya go.
-[Jessi] So beautiful.

And then I'll walk
you guys into the dining room.

[group]
Okay.

-Welcome.
-Oh, my goodness.

-Wow.
-[group gasping]

[Jessi] Oh, my gosh.

-[Hannah] There ya go.
-[Jen] Thank you so much.

[Mikayla]
It's so beautiful.

I know, right?

-[Anthony] Welcome to Castello Rosato.
-[Demi] Thank you.

Tonight, the amuse-bouche going to be,

like, a tomato tartare
with cherry on Parmesan chips.

The appetizer is gonna be
homemade gnocchi with fresh ricotta.

We have salmon for dinner
with corn and polenta,

and the dessert is gonna be butter cake.

-Bon appétit.
-[Layla] Amazing.

[Jessi] Jen's favorite.
Thank you so much.

[Mikayla]
I like how he said everything.

-Suddenly, I'm starving.
-[Jessi laughs]

-There ya go.
-Thank you.

-Of course.
-Thank you.

Honestly, I'm good at my job,
and I know what I'm doing.

I don't need Aidan,

and I wanna show that
I can be on my own island,

and I can do better.

But unfortunately,
I'm gonna have to tell Lisa

how Aidan did not help me at all tonight.

-You better kiss him tonight.
-He's so cute.

No, Layla, you have to.

-He wants you bad.
-[Jessi] Yeah.

-But they're all cute.
-[Jessi] That's true.

Whew. We got it done, guys.

So, I'm setting up their nightcap.

I'm kinda sweating
'cause these people are intense,

and they're, like, horny.

[Hannah] Tonight is
the Rosé and Revelation nightcap

at the Rosato pool,

and I cannot wait for it.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Aidan]
Where's the party?

Okay, lemme go socialize.

Aidan, Tyler, and I are
the only ones on shift right now

while everybody else is getting to party.

Honestly, though, I'm kinda
suspicious if Aidan's still sick.

So, I'm literally like
a sink that's drained.

I have no sleep.

I haven't eaten, no nutrition in my body.

But, I mean, I'm here
to entertain the guests.

-[Jessi] Who's starting?
-Sam is.

-[Jen] Go.
-Never have I ever been with a Mormon.

[group] Ooh!

[Jessi] Sam might be with a
Mormon tonight.

[Sam]
That's why I said it!

I'm lockin' eyes with Layla,
and seeing that there is some interest.

Comin' into this,
I really had no intention

of being with a staff member.

And Alyssa's well aware of that.

-Okay, she's going.
-Never have I ever had a threesome.

[Sianna]
Goddamnit.

You never had a threesome?!

[Jessi] Is swinging a threesome?

-Oh, okay.
-She's like, "Yes."

-Yeah.
-You did put one down.

-Oh, sh*t.
-I put one down. I put one down.

This is startin' to get better and better.

Who did you have a threesome with?

[Jessi] You're going to have to wait
to watch "Secret Lives."

Nah, uh-uh! Nuh-uh.

-Uh, never have I ever soaked.
-[Gabriella] What is soaked?

People have made a funny joke about it.

People have done this,

where they, like, rock the bed
while they're just like...

They're a little freaky, a little kinky.

-[Marciano] Yeah. What'd I tell you...
-[Demi] But a lot of people just say

that if they go in, and they just
hold still and don't move,

and then they pull out,
that doesn't count.

Wait, so y'all never
had orgasms in your life?

No, no, no, no, we have.

-We're not weirdos.
-What the [bleep] is goin' on?

-[laughter]
-I'm lost.

[Sam]
These are normal people!

I'm a little confused here.

What-- How does-- Okay,
what is Mormons actually?

Like, what does that even
mean at this point?

I just wanna know if y'all
had orgasms or not.

Yes. Okay, next, next.

Okay, wait, I have a good one.

Never have I ever been wearing
a blue shirt right now,

and sitting next to a girl
in a white bikini and kissed her.

[squealing]

[Marciano]
What?

-[Ashley] Do it. Do it.
-Brutal. Brutal.

-Never have I ever.
-[all] [chanting] Do it, do it.

-[Andre] Go Sam, go Sam!
-[group cheering]

[squealing]

[Ashley]
She put that drink down.

-[group cheering]
-[Marciano] Oh, my God.

[squealing, indistinct chatter]

-[Aidan] Oh, that's hot.
-[Marciano] Yes!

-[Hagen] Oh, my God.
-[Ashley] Come on, sis!

[cheering, laughter]

Mm!

Yeah, no.

[Demi]
He can't stand up!

[indistinct chatter]

-[glass shatters]
-Ooh, Alyssa!

I look over at Alyssa,

and I just see her going through it.

And then, next thing you know,
the tears just started flowing.

Flowing.

[Sam]
Dude, shut the [bleep] up.

I'm dancin' my way out.

-I'm dancin' my way out.
-I, I wouldn't expect anything less.

What the [bleep] are you doing?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

I just need to remove
myself from the situation.

[Lexee]
We're goin' to bed! Good night!

[Lexee] b*tch you're strong as ****.

[Tyler] Yeah, you are.

I don't want anyone to feel
uncomfortable around me.

So, professionally and emotionally,

I had to just figure out
what the [bleep] I was feeling.

-[Lexee] Girl, let it out.
-[Tyler] Right here, right here.

-[Lexee] [bleep] that.
-[Tyler] I'm so sorry.

Guests are completely caught off guard.

They have no idea what just happened
and why the vibe just changed.

Making guests feel uncomfortable
is not a great look.

We need to get our sh*t together.

[Alyssa]
[groans] [bleep].

[Sam]
Jesus Christ.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Ashley] This kiss that
Sam did with this guest,

I absolutely feel like Alyssa's emotions
are too attached too soon.

With Alyssa bein' upset, cryin',

child, she done spilled
her whole drink on me.

We still have to be professional, right?
We still have to lead with some integrity.

In this moment, I'm just like,
"Alyssa, pull it together, girl."

[Sam]
I'm here to enjoy my time.

If there's someone I'm attracted to,

and if there's someone
that she's attracted to,

-then we're gonna have fun.
-[Marciano] This is [bleep] awesome!

[Layla] But something has happened before,
and that's why she's mad?

Something's happened before
in regards to me and her?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I mean, like, we hang out during,
during off time and stuff like that.

Mm-hm.

-Am I wrong about that?
-I'ma let you handle it, bro.

-I'm not gonna say anything.
-What's up with the look, then?

There's no look, man.

Aidan, you are completely aware

of all the conversations
I'm havin' with Alyssa.

You know all this stuff is the truth,

but you're acting like it's not.
What's goin' on?

I've been extremely transparent with her,

and said I'm not here
to be in a relationship.

And she agreed.

She's not here to be
in a relationship either.

-Okay.
-And we're here to have some fun.

The biggest thing in my mind right now

is making sure that
the guest, Layla, is fine.

She did nothing wrong,

and I need to make sure
that she knows that.

Next, I gotta go check on Alyssa.

I don't want you to feel like
you have to stop doing anything

-'cause we've been havin' a good time.
-'Kay, cool.

[♪ tense music playing]

[Sam]
[whispers] Jesus Christ.

[Alyssa sighs]

That didn't need to happen like that.

[Alyssa] Yeah, I know it didn't
need to happen like that.

I'm not talkin' about you.
Your reaction is completely valid.

And... I'm so sorry.

-You have nothing to be sorry about--
-No, no, no.

I wish that I, I wish that I could've
handled that in a better situation.

-I really, I really do.
-At the end of the day,

you probably handled it
the same way I would've.

We're here for the guests.
We really are.

There's no issue here.
That's what we need to--

-Oh my... [bleep].
-Mm.

-Like--
-I'm trying to [bleep] process

how to do this the right way, too.

I'm not mad at you.
I'm not, by any means.

[Sam]
I do feel guilty.

The last thing I ever wanna do
is make somebody cry,

and, you know, after talkin' to Alyssa,

it kinda eases my mind a little bit.

It seems like she's
a little bit more upset

about her reaction
towards the whole thing.

That relieves my stress a little bit,

but maybe it-it might be time
to take a couple steps back

and assess a little bit.

-We're here.
-Yeah, we're here.

And we're not goin' anywhere.

So we need to make the most.

[Alyssa blowing nose]

-Good, good.
-God, it's so gross. I can't get it out.

-You did.
-That wasn't the half of it.

[Alyssa blowing nose]

[Layla]
Sam just [bleep], like, disappeared.

I kinda wanna go see what's up with him.
Is he with Alyssa, though?

-[Aidan] Yeah.
-[Layla] What the [bleep]?

Yeah, I just, like...
I feel really bad.

-For what?
-For Alyssa.

[Layla] I feel bad too.

Layla asked me if Alyssa
slept in Sam's bed,

and I just told her yes.

When someone asks me a question,

of course, the first initial response
is to just give the honest truth,

and that's what I did.

[♪ mischievous music playing]

-Let's go over here.
-Okay.

[Aidan] These ************* with
their ******* cameras.

I don't have my mic on, so I actually
think they can't even use this.

[Layla] I have mine on.

[Aidan] Just be wary of what
people say.

[Aidan] There's no cameras here.

♪♪

[Hannah] Hi, Tyler, good morning.
I have your fiancée in here.

-[Lexee] Hi, my love.
-[Tyler] Morning.

I don't think you were
coming for a hug from me,

-but whatever, I still wanted a hug.
-I-I-I'll give it.

[Sianna] I still wanted a hug though,
so I got it. [laughs]

-Hannah, would you like a hug?
-Yeah.

-[laughter]
-I can't leave you out.

[Hannah]
Sorry, Lexee.

[Lexee]
Okay, wait, what happened last night?

Oh, it got bad.
Siadi's like, "You act so young."

-And he's like, "I'm older than you."
-Shut up. He did not say this.

-Yes, he did.
-b*tch, what?

[Hannah]
Girl, I would move your stuff out.

-Yo, he was straight up--
-[Hannah] Cut the cord.

And he was yelling at me.
I was like,

"Can you stop yelling at me?
I'm still sick."

[Hannah] I would love to see
Sianna walk away from Siadi.

Siadi thinks he's better
than everyone in the castle.

He really needs to watch his tongue
'cause I'm not here for it.

He was just like,
"These people in the house,

like, maybe they're
a bit too sensitive for me."

-Oh.
-And-- That's what he said.

He said all you guys.

-He's a little sensitive.
-He's like, "Maybe you guys are just

a little too sensitive for me."

And I was like,
"Sensitive? Me? I ain't sensitive."

[Hannah] He acts like
he's above everyone here.

[Lexee]
It's everyone but you.

If there's 16 people and one person
doesn't understand the problem,

who's the problem?

-[♪ playful music playing]
-[Andre mumbling]

Why-- What are you doin'?

I'm tryna act like we're not
in a serious conversation.

[laughter]

That's a good idea.

Ladies, like my dance moves?

[Jessi]
Just take the shirt off.

[crosstalk]

You can be in one of our TikToks with us.

[Andre]
Okay.

Is that our thing now?
We just dance?

-[all laughing]
-We just start just busting out.

Wow.

[Hannah]
Last night with Jen and her friends,

it was a complete disaster.

I wanna talk to Layla
and make sure she's okay,

and I wanna make sure she is having fun,
like the best time of her life.

-Hello? Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm good.

I think I just left, like,
the night feeling bad.

-Yeah.
-'Cause I was under the impression that

Sam wasn't talking to anyone,

and, like, nothing was,
like, happening there.

-So, I felt--
-Which they're not, like, exclusive.

And that's what, like, I thought,

and then, like, after,
me and Aidan were talking,

and it was weird.

He kept purposely, like,

pulling me from the cameras
and he took his mic off.

So, I don't know if it was just,
like, not wanting to be seen

-or, like, not heard.
-Oh, my God.

And he was just sitting there,

and he was kind of
bad-talking, like, the staff,

and just telling me a bunch of, like, tea
and just information on you guys

that I just felt was kinda, like, weird,

and, like, made me
a little bit uncomfortable, um...

I just wanna apologize, like,
on behalf of this whole staff...

-No, it's okay.
-...'cause that's not how...

-Yeah.
-...it should happen.

-Like, I feel really bad.
-No, it's okay.

[Hannah]
I intend to prove myself to Lisa.

I've been taking my notes,
getting my info,

so now I'm gonna go try to fill her in
about everything that's going on.

-I'm here for you if you ever wanna talk.
-Thank you.

-'Kay, you're the best.
-You're welcome.

I'm here for you.

I'm glad you all had breakfast.
And you all enjoyed it, right?

-[group] Yes.
-[Siadi] Excellent.

At 12:30, we have
the pasta-making class for you all.

Dom, take a pastry bag,
put some ricotta on it.

We're gonna show them
how to make ravioli.

[Hagen] Aidan, his a*s cheeks
were out last night.

-I saw the [bleep] hang.
-No.

Like a teet.

With everything that happened
with the guests last night,

Aidan is still nowhere to be found.

Meanwhile, we have a ton of events today.

We have a pasta-making activity with Chef.

Let's set up sous station.

And tonight's dinner is
the Enchanted Italian Forest.

We are gonna throw a dance party.

I really hope Aidan does not
[bleep] this whole thing up.

Let's learn to make a meal.
Thank you!

I thought what would match an apron?

This dress.

This is, literally, the first time
I've ever attempted to learn to cook.

I'm sorry, Mom.

-[Stassi] Hi, ladies!
-[group] Hello!

[Stassi] You guys, I'm joining you.
I hope that's okay.

-Oh, my gosh, yes!
-I wanna learn to make pasta!

Do you guys know how to cook?

-No, absolutely not.
-[Jessi] Absolutely not.

You guys are MomTokers.

-[Jessi] I know.
-What do you mean

-you don't know how to cook?
-We're a new generation of moms.

Oh, so, I'm in, like, decent company.

I won't be the only one that doesn't know.

We're gonna show you, like,
to make the dough from scratch,

to finish, and making some
different shape of pasta.

[Layla] Show me up.

Yeah, I'm super Mormon,
so I'm gonna be really good at this.

-[Anthony] There ya go.
-That's so satisfying.

-Look at the fringe!
-[Jessi] That was good!

Look at the new hair extension.

That's a lot of work.

It's like-- Actually, it couldn't be
more work. Like, the-- No!

I better see y'all making
TikToks about this.

[Jessi]
We should stop twerking and start baking.

[laughter]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-There we go.
-[camera clicking]

Hi, Lisa.

-Look at you.
-I know.

Where have you been,
and where are you going?

I talked to some of the guests,
and then I was gonna work out.

-Like that?
-Yeah.

-Okay.
-[both laughing]

So, how was it?
Now I want to know.

Everything went well.

Communication with the chef
was perfect, on time.

-Service went very smoothly.
-Okay, good.

-Then--
-What about the nightcap?

-We started to play a little game.
-Okay.

'Cause Layla likes Sam.

-We start--
-Layla likes Sam?

A lot. So, they kissed. Aly--

-They kissed?
-Mm-hm.

Oh, probably put a little pep in her step.

Alyssa starts to cry.

-Did the guests see her cry?
-Yes.

-Who saw her cry?
-Layla, all of 'em.

After she'd kissed him?

-Mm-hm, yeah.
-Oh, for goodness sake.

Mm-hm. I checked on her
this morning about it.

Well, how was she this morning?

Upset, feels uncomfortable.

[whispering]
Oh, that's exactly what we don't want.

Working for Lisa, I wanna show her
that I know what I'm doing.

She is pissed.

The one thing you don't do
is ever ruin a guest experience.

So, I wish you luck, Alyssa and Aidan.

[chuckles]

Exactly, verbatim, tell me what she said.

She said Aidan pulled her away,
made her feel super uncomfortable,

and also, was giving
all the tea on the staff.

Oh, I don't want that for her at all.

That goes against everything we do
to try to create the perfect experience.

-Mm-hm.
-Doesn't matter how many [bleep] flowers

we've put on the table,
how many beautiful dinners we serve,

if somebody feels uncomfortable,
we've blown it.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

I have 700 people working for me.

-Mm-hm.
-Do you think I know who they're

-shagging every night? I don't.
-I know.

But if I see something
come out of the kitchen,

and move across that bar,

and onto the table,
and into the guest's domain,

then it becomes my business.

Does Aidan not know
this castle's code of conduct?

"United we stand."

The front of the house has to be united.
Does he not remember that?

You don't go and then talk sh*t
about them with a guest.

Actions have consequences,
so I will deliver one of those.

What a [bleep] castle c*ck up.

I can't believe it.
I don't like it.

I feel like I need to talk to Aidan.

[Lisa groans]

[Lisa]
Aidan! [sighs]

Maybe, I've made a mistake with Aidan.

He seems to be making strange choices

and saying strange things.

Why have you got a rose
in your ear, darling?

-I'm a flower boy.
-[Lisa] Take it out of your ear,

and stick it somewhere
where I can't see it.

I need people that are here to work
and enjoy the experience,

and keep my life simple.

Is that too much to ask?

-Come in.
-Oh, I didn't see you in here, sorry.

I wa-- I wasn't sure if you were in here.

-Yeah, sit.
-How are you?

Aidan... tell me what's going on.

Uh, about what?

About last night?

Yeah, I mean... [sighs]

last night, things definitely got
very interesting, very quickly.

Interesting? Interesting?

-That's not what I'd call it.
-What, what would you call it?

A debacle, how 'bout that?

That's-- I-I'm just trying to understand.

I mean, y-yes, obviously,
last night a lot of things happened.

I think, at the end--
at the end of the day,

we were trying to entertain the guests,

and, obviously, things got out of hand.

You created absolute havoc, really,

and I ended up with a guest
who felt, um, isolated, uncomfortable.

The end result was the cardinal sin.

You were taking her and you were saying,

"Let's go away from them.

-Come here. You need to come with me."
-That's not what happ--

-That's not what happened.
-Well, you were isolating her.

-That's not what happened.
-And then you were talking sh*t

about the staff.

[Aidan]
I'm feelin' tired, I'm feelin' lost.

I mean, that whole situation with Layla
and what I said to her,

that was a huge miscommunication.

Like, everything got so misconstrued.

There's just a lack of
awareness of what's going on.

I never said anything to a guest

with an intention
of trying to stir the pot

or make things worse
or more dramatic.

I'm telling you what I said.
I'm trying to communicate that.

It wasn't me trying to start anything.

In the moment, it was--

Aidan, you are not a stupid young man.

You are very smart
and you knew exactly what you were doing.

-It wasn't--
-And I believe that you have been

shirking your responsibilities.

-I'm sorry, I don't see it--
-A lot of that has been what?

-Shirking your responsibilities.
-What does that mean?

-Shirking.
-I don't-- What does shirking mean? I'm--

-Look it up in the dictionary.
-Okay.

I-- Okay.

Am I speaking a different language?
No, buddy, it's English.

If you really sit there and reflect,
"Did I bring a level of excellence?"

I know there were moments
I could've been better,

and I know that there
were things I could've done better.

I'm sorry I didn't show up in the way
that you knew that I could

-and I knew I could.
-Okay.

Well, that's all I want you to admit,
is that you haven't delivered.

This is a moment for you to think,
"Okay, I do have a lot of potential,

but I didn't deliver right now."

I just want you to know,
I want what's best for you,

and I want what's best for the guests,
and I want what's best for the team.

I understand that.

I've had a lot of young people
work for me over the years.

We all make mistakes,
and we all deserve chances,

but this might not be the perfect fit.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

[♪ dramatic music plays]

[tape winding]

-[Sam] You...
-Yeah.

[Sam] ...and Demi were talkin'
for a long time.

Demi, obviously, had a rock on her finger,

-so I was wondering, like...
-[Marciano] Yeah.

[Sam]
...what was that all about?

[Producer] I understand the situation
and you want to be respectful.

And I'm not trying to put
you on the spot.

No, I know.

But what exactly happened...

with you and Demi?

[bleep], what do I actually wanna say now?
Holy sh*t.

I don't even know where to start on it.

[♪ whimsical music playing]

[group cheering]

[Jessi]
Take your [bleep] clothes off, b*tch.

-Just rip it, rip it!
-Come on!

-[Marciano] Do it, do it!
-[group squealing]

-[group] [chanting] Do it! Do it!
-[screaming]

[laughter]

[cheering]

[clapping and cheering]

-[producer] Aidan goes skinny dipping.
-Mm-hm, it looked pretty cold out.

[laughs]

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]