02x04 - Fireworks and Falling Apart

[bunniefuu]

Aidan, you are very smart.

You knew exactly what you were doing.

It's come to my attention
that, last night,

Aidan was calling one of the guests away,

like, trying to isolate them
from the group.

I mean, he crossed
the line with the guest.

Aidan, I don't know
what the hell he's doing.

Tell me what's going on.

Uh, about what?

About last night?
How about that?

That's-- I-I'm just trying to understand.

I mean, y-yes, obviously,
last night, a lot of things happened.

[Lisa Vanderpump]
He doesn't seem to understand me.

I need to break it down for him.

What do you think when you're saying,
"Okay, let's go over here.

-Let's get away from them."
-It was never me doing that, Lisa.

This is a narrative.
I don't know where this is coming from.

I never said anything
to a guest with an intention

of trying to stir the pot
or make things worse.

All I said to her was,
"Hey, take things with a grain of salt."

I don't think if you
really looked at it very closely

and you are honest with yourself,

I think you would agree
that you haven't done

the best job that you are capable of.

I think from my first few days here,

it's been really hard for me
to connect with these people here.

I know, but you're here to work,
goddamnit.

We're not on holiday.

Aidan, you know what?
I can't do this anymore.

Do you want me to set the table for you?

-Do you want me to step into your shifts?
-No, Lisa.

-No, Li--
-Since you've been here,

you have not shown me the qualities

that gave me reason
to fly you across the world.

Why have you got a rose
in your ear, darling?

I'm a flower boy.

[Lisa] Don't you think we've got
enough flowers around here?

-Where's Aidan?
-[Sianna] Oh, I found him.

He's ups-- He was upstairs.
I, I told him to come down immediately.

-What are you doing right now?
-I'm not on 'til three.

Well, I'm not on 'til three either.

No one's perfect.
Perfection doesn't exist.

[Lisa] Whatever you're doing
is not working for you.

And guess what?
It's not working for me either.

We are done-zo. Done-zo.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

What do you mean "done-zo"?

I don't know if he's a few
sandwiches short of a picnic,

but he's not hearing me.

We are [bleep] finished.
How about that?

♪♪

In other words, darling, you're fired.

-I wish you success.
-Thank you.

♪♪

Never gets easier.

[Aidan] Lisa, I hope you know how much
I appreciate this opportunity

because taking a chance on someone
is never an easy thing to do.

There are things that
I would do differently or do better,

but... you can't change the past.

All you can do is control
how you move forward.

♪♪

-[Ashley] Ravioli good?
-Few more minutes, yeah.

[Sam] Where is Aidan?

[Hannah] They'll be down in four minutes.

-You guys are making the drinks right now?
-Yes, ma'am.

-This is gorgeous.
-It's so pretty.

-Wait, what?
-Yeah, he got fired.

[Hannah] Aidan: grateful,
means well, very emotional.

Bye-bye.

Lisa does not need to worry.

I don't think it's gonna affect
any of the servers

'cause the guy took so many naps.

Alyssa, they're coming out.

We're down a server.
We have a service team of three now.

It's time to really step it up.

I'm still trying to process
the whole Sam situation,

but I put on a good face.

I'm here for a job
and just still holdin' on that

I'm not going to be the next person
sent home by Lisa.

[♪ exciting theme playing]

[♪ theme fades out]

[♪ lively classical music playing]

Tonight is Jen and her Mormon Moms
friends' last night in the castle.

[indistinct chatter]

-How are you?
-Good. How are you?

We're down one server and one sous chef.

Fingers crossed,
the rest of the staff can rally together

and give these Mormon mommies

an experience that
they'll remember forever.

-[Mikayla] Oh, my God.
-[excited chatter]

Tonight's marquee is held under
a rose-strewn gazebo in the olive grove.

-Stop!
-You guys!

[Lisa] Lush moss and flowers
with beautiful vintage plates,

creating a perfect setting
for the enchanted forest.

So, let me tell you a little bit more
about the menu tonight.

Squash blossom is [indistinct]
stuffed with ricotta and fresh herbs.

After that, more pasta for you,
but this time, like, beet pasta.

Uh, we have a chicken Milanese
and arugula Parmesan,

and we end up with a berry tart
and vanilla gelato. Enjoy.

-[guests] Thank you!
-[Anthony] You're welcome.

-Well, hello.
-[Demi] Hello!

-[Jessi] This is insane.
-Do you like it?

-[guest] Uh-huh.
-It's so beyond!

Okay, guys, showtime. Small plate.

If it's not hot, put back in the oven.

-Look at you.
-[Lisa] Well, thank you.

I take "snatched" is a good thing?

-[Jessi] It's a great thing.
-Okay. I'll take it, then.

Leave no stone unturned
at Castello Rosato,

that's where dreams are made of.

Party hard. Have fun.

-No regrets.
-[Layla] Don't you worry. We will.

-Oh, I know I can rely on you.
-[guests laughing]

[cheering, screaming]

-[Ashley] She put that drink down!
-[guest] Oh, my God!

[Layla] Cheers.

-To all of you, darlings.
-[guests] Yes.

[Mikayla] This is delish.

[Hannah]
Can you grab two of these plates?

[Sam] Absolutely.

You wanna take 'em?

-I'm just gonna pop my head in.
-[Alyssa] Okay.

[Sam] Alyssa's awesome,

but I really hope that she can handle

this kind of relationship
I have with the guests

while also being able to juggle,
you know, a situationship I have with her.

Lisa brought me here to do a job
and I'm gonna do that the best I can.

I'm also gonna try to be
myself in the process.

And, uh, you know what?
I'm a little flirt right now.

[Alyssa]
Alrighty, we have a chicken Milanese...

-Oh, my goodness.
-...with arugula,

topped with a lemon olive oil
and a Parmesan crisp.

Ah.

So, I had a bad night one with the guests.

I got a little emotional
'cause I'm an emotional girly.

-[cheering, screaming]
-[Hagen] Oh, my God.

[Marciano] Oh, my God!

[Alyssa] And, you know, I'm still
trying to pull it together a little bit

with the Sam and Layla kiss situation,

but I wanna do the best
that I can for Lisa, for myself.

And, I mean, there's also
$30,000 on the line. Let's be real.

[shrieks]
Oh, my God. It touched my finger.

[Demi] Dude, it flew into my arm.

[Hannah] I get Alyssa's reaction,
I get why she's upset,

but Sam's a flirt.

If I only kissed a guy, like, unless
he insert his w-wiener into my pinhole,

then fine, I would get
a little emotional about it.

Come on, it's a kiss.

-I'm 'bout to put some of the dishes away.
-[Anthony] Thank you.

-[bell tolling in distance]
-[guest] Bells, guys.

[Tyler] I think it's that
cathedral right there, actually.

[Jessi] Oh, that's, like, real live bells.

[Demi] There's a little man ringing it?
Tell me that's true.

-I'll say yes.
-Okay.

Last night was crazy, but with Aidan
being gone, everything's perfect.

And to cap it off, woo!
It's gonna be a party!

I really hope these Mormon women can hang
and no one's going to bed early.

-We should do a dance together.
-[Jen] [gasps] Yes!

Ready, set, go!

♪ Everything I do hit different ♪

♪ I k*ll it ♪

-♪ All in a New York minute ♪
-[guests whooping]

-I had to! Come on!
-And break, we did it.

-[cheering]
-Good job, guys!

Tonight, I'm gonna break out
of my shell a little bit and open up.

I wanna show people a fabulous time,

and I want the guests to be happy,
and I just wanna have fun.

I think I'll be able to manage my emotions
going forward with the Sam stuff.

[cheering]

♪♪

Look this way.
The talented, the sarcastic...

-[guests cheering]
-...Hagen!

[Jessi] It's the Nutcracker!

♪ Ima do my thing ♪

[cheering]

♪ Just watch me ♪

[Hagen] I'm living the American Dream.

Vanderpump Villa, b*tch.

I always knew it was gonna be a good time,

but I didn't know it
was gonna be this much fun.

It's been, like, the best experience ever.

♪♪

[cheering]

Currently, me and Siadi,
I don't know what's going on.

I, actually, am in limbo right now.

He's just not really talking to me
or opening up to me.

As the guest, I demand...

I want my friendship in my partner
and I want that to be cohesive.

We, literally, are together 24/7.

I'm actually getting to know the real him
and I'm like, if this is you,

I don't know if I can
continue this much longer.

He's like, "You act so young,"

-and he's like, "I'm older than you."
-Shut-- He did not say this.

He was just like,
"These people in the house,

like, maybe they're
a bit too sensitive for me."

-[Hannah] Oh.
-[Sianna] I can't be with someone

who's gonna consistently lie to me.

I've always worried about
other people over myself.

And when it comes to being
in this relationship with Siadi,

I do not think that
I'm taking care of myself.

He doesn't even understand that I'm upset.
He just thinks he's mad at me.

And I'm like, "Jesus [bleep] Christ."

The Mormon Community [bleep] rocks!

[cheering]

Who knew Mormons were a vibe, b*tch?

Like, I'm comin' to kick it

-with the Mormons in Utah.
-[Demi] Yes!

[guest] All of you come to church
with me next Sunday. Be there.

-Alright, I'm heading to bed.
-[Siadi] Everybody say goodnight.

[cheering]

-Let's do it. Let's have our session.
-Well, you tell me when.

[Sam] I mean, I'm not one to get
into somebody else's business,

but she's a married-- a married woman

and I just don't know
where Marciano's intentions lie,

but, uh, I'm gonna give him
the benefit in the--

of the doubt on this one and we'll see.

[Demi] Okay, where are we gonna do it?

Love you.

[Hannah] Babe, like, the guy's a clown.

He's done so much sh*t to me.

-[Hagen] Yeah.
-[Hannah] Like, you're repulsive.

Uh, he gives me the ick.

-Like, she's married.
-[Hagen] Yeah.

-[Marciano] So...
-Lay it on me thick.

...I wanna get to know you.

I'm gonna ask these questions
if you're gonna allow me to.

I think you owe it to yourself
and you owe it to me.

-Uh-huh.
-[both laughing]

I'm not only just
physically attracted to Demi,

I am emotionally attracted to her.

Like, I don't know what it is.

But from the first time
we spoke to each other,

there was just, like,
this just instant connection.

-What do you wanna know?
-Everything.

[Demi laughs]

She's feeling a little bit territorial?

A lotta people are intimidated by her...

Sitting back and observing
the whole situation,

the feeling I get from Hannah
is that there's still...

extreme disdain towards you

and that, like,
you did her extremely dirty

and that that's unresolved.

Do you think that there's
things on your end

that you could be doing
to remedy that situation?

She goes around saying I cheated on her
when I have never done that to her.

Never once.

I'm 31 now with no marriage in line,
not even a partner in sight.

I'm not gonna give up hope on that.

Hannah and I are done,
and I need to continue moving on.

You think you've gotten
the runaround from Hannah?

[laughing] Talk to my husband.

I have, like, almost
divorced him 27 times.

Like, I think I made a mistake.
I don't know, stepkids.

"I'm so young,
you're so much older than me."

Like, it's been so much of, like,

up and down, up and down,
up and down, up and down.

So... are you living with regret?

-Am I overstepping by saying that?
-No.

I think in, like, the deepest
and most successful marriages,

you are faced with, like...

where do we go from here?

And it's all about, like,
how you work on that together.

We've gone through so much growth
and nothing scares him away.

He's just like, okay,
rock in the river, you know?

No one's ever made me think...
this way about it.

-This is good for me.
-Yeah. I don't know.

-Maybe you're a therapist.
-I don't know about that.

[laughs] Maybe you are.

Demi, she's the most
beautiful woman, amazing,

that's, like, my type, in a sense,
of first impressions.

Seriously, we can continue,
but let's go check in with everyone.

[bleep], dude. You're asking me
some [bleep] serious questions,

and now I'm in my head about her.

[sighs]

[♪ dramatic music plays]

[♪ lively classical music playing]

-[Siadi] Here you are.
-[Marciano] Morning. You look lovely.

-Thanks, you too.
-Thank you.

The Mormon moms are leaving today
and I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty sad.

I don't know what it was,
but I was so vulnerable with Demi.

There was something about her
that just made me wanna open up.

[Jessi] Our last breakfast together.

Our last breakfast, but to new beginnings.

-We're so excited for you.
-[Jessi] To Jen.

[cheering]

So sad.

I woke up so hungry
this morning for some reason.

No, when you're a mom,
you just don't have time to eat.

-[guest] Hi!
-How's breakfast goin'?

-[Demi] Great.
-Good.

-So good.
-[Siadi] Excellent.

So, Jen, we have our comment card here.

You can let us know some details
about your stay at Castello Rosato.

-[Jen] Service?
-Service, I thought it was great.

-I feel like Hannah went above and beyond.
-Hannah was like a girl's girl.

Who needs room for improvement?

I think the only person I maybe
would think of is possibly Alyssa.

-[Jessi] Oh, yeah.
-[Layla] Just 'cause the situation

the first night at the pool was just--
it was a little hard.

Hello! How are you? How was everything?

-[Layla] The best time.
-[Jessi] Yes.

-[Demi] We had too much fun.
-[Jessi] Yeah, too much fun.

[Lisa]
You can never have too much fun.

-Never have too much fun.
-[guest] I agree.

-You k*lled it.
-Do you want to go

or you can stay another couple of days?

-[Demi] Please!
-[Jessi] Don't invite us 'cause we will.

-Got a good staff here.
-[Lisa] Okay, my darlings.

I will see you out the front, yes?

-Okay.
-[guests] Thank you.

-Alright, okay.
-[guest] Bye, Donut.

[Marciano] See you, ladies. Bye.

Have a good one. It was nice meeting you.

Demi taught me to live with intent
and that that right partner is out there.

Thanks for staying.

I knew that if I didn't say goodbye
to her, I would regret it.

I just wanted to say bye real quick.

-Okay. Thanks for everything.
-No, thank you. I...

I, honestly-- I can't even put into words
how much this has meant to me,

-the last two days.
-You're sweet.

[deep breath]

You opened my eyes to a lotta things,
and I'm just extremely grateful.

Good. Yeah, for sure.

-You're so sweet.
-You are too.

-Thanks for everything.
-You take care.

Seriously. You're a growing man.

You've turned into a man this week.

-[Demi laughs]
-Thank you. I appreciate it.

[Marciano] Yeah, absolutely.

I don't know what else to say.

-Thanks for everything.
-Hopefully, we'll stay in touch.

[Demi] Yes, please.

[all saying goodbyes]

-[Hannah] Bye, ladies.
-Thank you so much.

-[group] Thank you!
-[Lisa] Bye!

My experience being here has been unreal.

Being with my girlfriends,
having such amazing staff,

the best hospitality.

Hopefully, we get invited back.
[laughs] That's all I have to say.

Well, that was very successful.

You really all did a wonderful job.

We had a few hiccups, but he's gone now.

Siadi, they were obsessed with you.

I don't know what you did
and how you did it, but you did it.

And it kind of makes sense for me

because he's spending a lot
of time with the guests.

It's kind of not fair.

And also, all the drama
happening between him

and the back of the house.

Part of our routine, our daily routine,

so that's a problem.

-We got the rooms.
-I don't have time to do,

-like, little--
-We can do all the rooms.

Hold on. There's two people
talking at one time.

Can you all just, one second,
just, like, just one second.

One at a time, can we just,
like, say... who wants--

I feel like you're,
like, talking down to us.

[Grace] You're really rubbing
people the wrong way.

I can't hear you. One second.

You should triple-double-check beyond us

that the correct information
is what you're telling the guests.

M'kay.

I do believe the rest
of the staff wants some answer

and, at some point,
you're gonna have to say something.

[Lisa] Because you all did
such an incredible job,

I've decided for all of you,
as it's an Italian holiday,

I have arranged for you all
to go to the lake, to a bar.

[staff cheering]

So, today is Ferragosto.

It's like a wonderful Italian holiday
when everybody takes a break

to savor time with family and friends.

And that's exactly what
the staff will get to enjoy today.

I appreciate you all very much.
Have a bloody good time!

[cheering]

One more thing.
I'm going to talk to Alyssa.

And, Hannah, I would like to speak
to you in my office as well. Thank you.

[Alyssa]
It's like, what the [bleep]?

I've never been called into the office
in any job I've ever worked at,

so, being called in by Lisa,
I'm... freakin' out a little bit.

We've already had two people
go home, so holy sh*t.

Am I gonna go home too?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

Hi.

Okay, so we didn't really talk about it...

-Yes.
-...but what happened with the guests

was a real no-no, and it pulled them down.

So, we spent all this time
trying to lift them up.

And then you have somebody
up front that's an emotional mess

-and we go into free fall.
-Yeah.

It's not like Alyssa and Sam
are in some relationship.

They've just known each other
a minute, for goodness sake.

Get the [bleep] over it, Alyssa.

[exhales] I'm not crying because--

Darling, you have no reason to cry.

♪♪

A guest should never feel uncomfortable

or feel bad about how
I reacted to something.

-Exactly.
-I take full responsibility,

and I've learned it's
not gonna happen again.

I know how to avoid
the situation for next time,

and I've been working double shifts,
helping wherever I can.

-Noted, noted.
-And I feel as though I

corrected myself yesterday.

-You turned it around, you pivoted.
-Yeah.

And you did a really good job.

-Thank you.
-So, that's why I want to talk to you.

Keep it to the back of house,
if you have to.

-Thank you, Lisa.
-Alright.

[♪ lively music playing]

I don't think there's much here.

-We just gotta polish up some stuff.
-[Marciano] Yeah. We'll make this quick.

I noticed something while we were
saying goodbye in the line.

-What?
-When I looked over,

I saw you a little teary-eyed.

-Ooh. Oh, [bleep]. Mmm.
-What happened there?

-'Cause you...
-Yeah.

[Sam] ...and Demi
were talkin' for a long time.

Demi, obviously, had a rock on her finger.

So, I was wonderin', like,
"What was that all about?"

I don't even know where to start on it.

She's amazing. She's beautiful.
All the greatest things I could ever say.

Honestly, she opened my eyes
to all the things that I have not seen

in [bleep] forever
or even think I could see again.

-In regards to...
-Dude.

-...a partner?
-Yeah.

[Sam] I'm happy that
you had that conversation

-to kinda open up your eyes.
-Yeah.

I hope this is gonna be,
like, the ripple effect

-of better things to come now.
-Absolutely.

Feel like we're starting to get over
that hump now with Bridget and Aidan gone.

Think there's still a few,
you know, bad apples

we might have to pluck
from the tree, but we'll see.

Well, for me, the biggest part is,
I think that work ethic speaks for itself.

I know. Like, Siadi?

Siadi comin' down and, "Ugh, my back hurts

'cause of how much dishes
I've done today."

-Like, dude, Jesus Christ.
-[laughing]

[Siadi] I'ma go do some dishes

because Chef don't know how to do nothin'.

[Sam] You know, Siadi leaves
and Chef looks at me and goes,

"If we wanted to talk about
things we've done today,

"I would have to sit here for hours

and talk, talk to you
about what I've done."

Like, dude, just move in silence
and we'll realize it.

-You know what I mean?
-No, I know.

♪♪

-Have you had diarrhea recently?
-Mm-mm. Nothing.

That's awesome.

I'm excited. We all need to do something
together outside of--

[Gabriella] It's crazy how
I manifested that, though.

If you ever want anything, guys,

just let me know what it is,
and I will manifest it for you.

I wanna manifest having sex.

You're-- I don't know.
Like, what, what's going on here?

-What?
-You said "manifest."

Thanks for letting me know
and I will, I will manifest that for you.

[Andre] Oh, I should be more specific.

No, don't say with me
because it's not gonna happen.

-You said what?
-I said we're not

-having this conversation.
-A'ight.

Hm.

Gabriella, believe it or not,
she's an extreme flirt

and she doesn't see it 'cause she's like,
"Oh, I'm just being myself."

Like, yo, I just said I wanted
to manifest some sex with you.

What's the problem?

Get the [bleep] outta here. I'm leaving.

[♪ dramatic classical music playing]

-I'll see you later, Andre.
-Alright, Tyler. Be safe.

Am I living in an alternate universe?

First of all, disgusting.

I'm not getting clarity
in this relationship and what it is.

And still, he wants to try
to, to be with me or sleep with me.

Andre, you're not gettin' no [bleep].
What the hell?

Am I a toy? Am I a pocket [bleep]?
I'm confused.

I'm just about done here.

♪♪

[♪ lively music playing]

-Hi, Lisa. Hi.
-Hi. Sit down, darling.

So, how do you feel?
They truly celebrated you.

Yeah, I wanna move. Utah.

Utah's not ready for you, darling.

-[Hannah] No, it's not.
-[chuckles]

[Lisa]
But, no, it was really impressive

-how you've kind of turned it around.
-Mm-hm.

Hannah deserves some credit.

I was shrieking at her just a moment ago
because of her relationship with Marciano.

Here am I, doing everything I can
to create this magical experience,

but you guys? Come on.

But now, she's isolated from him a little
and she seems to be in more control.

That's the Hannah that I know is there.
That's the Hannah I want to see.

Do you feel more confident?
And what about when you're praised?

-Don't you love that feeling?
-Yeah, it makes me wanna do better.

It makes me feel really good

-'cause it's never happened before.
-Right.

-[laughs softly]
-Why? What's the matter?

-Tell me.
-[sniffles]

[voice breaking] You always make me cry.

Tell me.

[♪ pensive music playing]

Yeah, like, in work and stuff,
being recognized,

I feel really good about that.

So, thank you.

My dad passed away when I was 12.
That was really hard.

I'm really close with my mom.
I look up to her so much.

Lisa definitely is, like,
a mother figure as well.

[voice breaking]
She's been a big part of my life

and has helped me realize things
that I never realized.

So, yeah, I always wanna make Lisa proud.

-[Lisa] From one woman to another...
-Mm-hm.

...you have so much potential

and if you really put
your mind to something,

you can do whatever you want.

-[Hannah] Feel great.
-Okay, good.

-I see so much in you.
-In-- [sniffles]

No, honestly, I really appreciate you.

-Come on. Shoulders back.
-Thank you.

Go to the lake, kick your heels up,
and have a beautiful time.

You're amazing.

-Right back at you.
-Thank you.

[♪ lively music playing]

[Gabriella]
Can I talk to you really quick, Andre?

I'm actually very upset
right now from your comment.

What comment?

What do you mean,
"What comment," Andre, really?

I'm talking about manifesting,
having a lighthearted, nice conversation,

and you're talking about,
"I wanna have sex."

It really makes me feel,
like, objectified.

Like, honestly, it does.

You say sexual things
all the time in regards to me,

in regards to anybody,
in front of everybody.

So, when I made that comment, as a joke,
how did-- how was that offending you?

-Like--
-It's not a good joke.

It's not funny, it's uncomfortable.
Like, it's weird.

Like, there's a time, there's a place,
there is a way, there is a tone.

Like, there is circumstance
and that just-- It wasn't right.

Well, my apologies
for making you uncomfortable.

Now I feel like we kinda
left off on a, like, you know,

take things slow,
but we wanna go in that direction.

"Seeing where this goes"?
What is-- I don't know what that means.

What is this? What is this?

This, I want a committed relationship.

This, I wanna have fun in the summer
while we're working for Lisa.

Uh-- It was unclear for me.

I said the, the first scenario.

[Gabriella] If I heard those things
come out of your mouth,

I would've been like, "Oh, sh*t."

-Gabriella, that's--
-Sweetheart, no.

Those things never came out of your mouth.

I need to stop just, like,
staying in something

that's comfortable
just because it is and it's familiar.

Yeah, I'm just-- Yeah, I got you.

Gabriella is at that
breakin' point with me

and... you know, I understand it.

I'm just hurt because
this is not what I want.

I don't want her to give up on me.

I have to respect what she's saying,

but I wanna also fight
to get her back as well.

[Stassi] Alright, so what's "door"?

-Porta.
-Porta?

-Porta.
-Makes sense.

-Like a-- It's like a portal.
-Sì. Sì. Watch this.

-Apri...
-Apri.

...la porta.

Apri la porta.

-"Open the door."
-Yeah.

Beau has his Italian citizenship,

my kids are about to get
their Italian citizenship.

Literally, the only thing
that I need to do

is learn to speak Italian
in order to get this citizenship.

-[Beau] What do you call this?
-Barro.

-No, just bar.
-Oh.

But between keeping an eye on the staff

and chasing after too many humans,

I have to squeeze in a lesson
wherever I can.

[Beau] You're at the bar.
You just came up with your girlfriends.

-Buonasera.
-Buonasera.

-Come stai?
-Come stai?

Most people don't ask
the bartender how they are.

If an Italian came to the bar
and they were like,

[Italian accent] "How are you?"

[normal] I'd be like, "What?"

Learning Italian is hard.

You know, there has to be a way
for me to bribe the Italians.

-[Italian accent] I would like...
-[Stassi laughs]

-Yeah, no. I, I get it.
-...two beer please.

♪♪

He does work hard,
but I don't need to know

-every time you wash a dish.
-[Ashley] Yeah. That, that--

And every time he's like,
"You ain't got no dishes for me, girl?

Where the dishes at?
I know you have some dishes for me."

I'm like, "First of all,
why are you talking like this?"

[Hagen] It is frustrating.

I understand it's his job
to, like, be front of house,

but it is annoying to see him
get recognized when all of us hate him.

-[Dominic] Oh no, I'm pissed.
-[laughs]

But, like, it's true.

All he does
is just suck everyone's [bleep].

This is very true.
He wants everybody to lick his [bleep].

So, it's, like-- I feel like if he wasn't
on the comment card, I'd be shocked.

If we could vote him out. [laughs]

I'm hoping eventually Lisa will see
that like-- see through his bullshit.

[Andre] Hey, Lisa?

Uh, can I talk to you for a second?

Always.

What's going on?

I need some, some motherly help,
some woman help.

-[Andre exhales]
-What?

I had a conversation with Gabriella.

-Right.
-And...

she is just, like...
done with the way I've been treating her.

It's okay to be vulnerable,
but tell me how you feel.

I'm-- The bottom line is,
I, I love the girl.

I care for her. I wanna be with her.

And I'm upset with myself
because it's so hard for me to show that.

But why?

-I'm-- [sighs]
-Give me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Where's the block?
You just can't tell her.

I don't-- I'm tryin' to show it
and I know I can be better at showin' it.

It's just-- I, like-- I don't know.

And I know it's too late,
so it's just, like...

What, you think you're blowing it?

And you love her that much now?

Are you afraid of getting hurt?
Is that why you won't commit?

Andre.

I don't know if I can take
any more hurt, Lisa.

I just don't-- I lost every good woman
that I've ever loved.

In past relationships,
I definitely had trouble,

you know, expressing myself.

If I want Gabriella,

then I know that it's gonna
require me being vulnerable.

Listen to me,
if you don't communicate with her,

she's gonna think you don't care.

Don't shut her out. Tell her how you feel.

Just say, "I need to go slowly
'cause I'm scared."

She's smart and she's kind.
She'll understand that.

Are you gonna spend
your whole life resisting it,

spend your whole life
not feeling anything,

shutting everybody out?

Is that what you want?

There's this very kind of
almost emotional availability

that Andre shares only with me.

I just hope that Andre
has the confidence enough

to really show his vulnerability
in any relationship he has

because that's what
makes him so endearing.

Andre, you are a very lovable man.

You've got so much to offer.

You just gotta take the chance.

[sighs]

[♪ lively music playing]

[Marciano] Oh, my God.
Aidan left his outfit!

-You look like, uh...

-That's crazy that he was gonna wear this.
-...Elvis Presley.

[♪ singer singing in Italian]

[Hannah] We're in Italy,
we're about to go to a lake,

we're gonna pick up
a whole team of soccer players.

-They're not gonna speak English.
-[laughter]

♪♪

[♪ singing continues]

-Italy!
-[Hannah screams]

[Tyler]
I'm so excited to get outta this castle

and see somethin' else
besides all these [bleep] faces.

I can't wait to have some wine, chill,

watch some fireworks, the water.
[scoffs] I'm so excited.

And, hopefully, get some--
a little alone time with Lexee.

♪♪

-[Marciano] Dude, this is awesome.
-[Hannah] So pretty.

-[Anthony] Here we are.
-[Alyssa] Goin' in.

I've been single for 'bout a year now.

Navigating everything with Sam
is a little bit tricky for me

and I'm trying to do
the best that I can in my job

to make sure I'm doing
everything for Lisa.

[Hannah] Let's get naked tonight!

-[cheering]
-[Marciano] Wow.

[Anthony] Oh, we're talking about
the comment card, you know?

I feel like, uh, in-in my point of view,
the comment card,

it's kind of, like, unfair that, like,

it's your job actually, like, like,
make all the guests loving you

and, like, actually realizing
you will do anything for them

because that's part
of the job description, you know?

Hold on, like, relax.

I do have the title of guest services,
but I do want there to be balance.

I don't want it to be, like,
I'm just always with the guests,

so that's where I am gonna be able
to get recognition from Lisa.

No, I'm givin' everybody
an equal opportunity

and I'm in everybody's department
helping out.

So, that way it's gonna be fair.

Gonna sit right here.

Someone like Dominic and Ashley,

we never get the comment you have

because not everyone can spend
the time you do with the guests.

I agree, and I think it's actually
[bleep] completely bullshit.

Because it doesn't give anyone
a [bleep] opportunity.

He will be on that thing
every [bleep] time.

-Yeah, that's, that's why I say.
-[Marciano] It's not fair.

You're always gonna be there.

Unless, like, you do, like,
something very stupid.

I don't know-- even know how you
could [bleep] up that job.

-Like...
-I mean, I'm, I'm sure, I'm sure

some of us in the house can find out
a few reasons.

[Marciano] All you have to do
is just check on 'em.

But the thing is is that my shift is,
you know, eight hours,

but I work, like, 17 hours like Chef.

But when you're all, like,
drinking behind the bar,

-I'm not usually there.
-What? Excuse me?

-I said when you-- [stammering]
-[Marciano] No, no, no. Try that again.

-Yeah, yeah, try again.
-[Siadi] It's alright, buddy.

-Um--
-No, no. Don't, "Yeah, buddy," me either.

-No, no, no, try that again.
-[Siadi] Oh, okay. Alright.

This is goin' sideways.
Never mind. I'll just stop.

No, no, if you're gonna try
and insult them or any of us,

-don't do that. Don't do that.
-[Sam] We don't drink behind the bar.

[Siadi] I was not, I was not speakin'
about you all drinkin'.

-I was saying when you're serving--
-Who were you speaking about, then?

Siadi being on the comment card
two times in a row

just doesn't make sense to me.

It's absolute bullshit.

The guy, literally, is up the guests' a*s.

Of course, people are going to like him.

I came here to work hard.
I came here to impress the guests.

It's, like, how the [bleep] am I supposed
to, literally, get up their asses

farther than he's already going?

We don't drink when
we're serving the guests.

-[Marciano] Yeah. Thank you.
-[Siadi] Okay.

Don't [bleep] thumbs up me either.
Don't [bleep] do that.

Don't try and [bleep] patronize me.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?

I feel like Siadi is just so toxic.

He's so egotistical.

He needs someone to fuel him.

So, don't do that, Marciano.

[Marciano]
I'm staying calm and I'm gonna stay calm.

-Don't [bleep] do it. Do not.
-[Sam] We don't need it. We don't need it.

-It's so early in the night.
-I don't care. I don't care.

You're not gonna [bleep]
patronize me like that.

[♪ dramatic music plays]

I'm staying calm and I'm gonna stay calm.
Don't [bleep] do it.

-You're not gonna [bleep] patronize me.
-[Siadi] Okay.

Marciano and I, like, we were fine,
literally, just hours before.

Bro, like, you're blowing
anything you can out of proportion.

I'm doing my job at a very high level,

and these people are all hating,

or upset at me, or whatever it may be.

[Marciano]
Demi just really opened my eyes.

Think I can see myself change.

I'm-- [sighs] I'm trying
to be a better person.

I'm not tryna cross those boundaries.
I am gonna walk away.

[♪ romantic music playing]

[Sianna] Booty bump in the water.

-Boop.
-Ay. [laughs]

[Hannah howling]

-[Andre] You look nice today.
-[Gabriella] Oh, thank you.

[Andre] After talkin' to Lisa,
this is the moment, guys.

I have so much emotions
built inside of me.

This is the time to just
lay it out there, like,

and just hope for the best.

I'm not gonna bombard you
with feelings and emotions.

I mean, it's okay.

I'm tired of excuses of, like, you know,
not-- me not bein' affectionate.

I wanna be with you.

I try my hardest to show it,

and sometimes I get in my head
about showin' it.

I know that's where I [bleep] up at.

But I really care about you,

like, on a total different level
that you can even imagine.

You're a dream girl,

and you were right
about everything you said.

As a man, as a man that's still
tryna grow, I apologize.

No, I really, really,
really appreciate it.

I'm really happy that you
were able to, like...

come to me and express that,
like, it's a big deal for me

[voice breaking] because, obviously,
like, regardless of a relationship,

I, I really care about you. You know that.

[Andre] I feel relieved.
I feel, like, empty of the stress

that was being caused to my body,
if that makes sense.

But, like, yeah, it's, it's,
it's a good feelin'.

Like, it's just like... [exhales]

And I hope she is feeling what I'm,
you know, what I'm saying?

-You look fine as hell right now, but...
-[laughs]

You-- Can you give me a hug though
[bleep] so I can see how you smell?

-[Gabriella] Stand up.
-[Andre groans]

Ah, yep. [chuckling]

[Gabriella] Let's walk.

-Can you?
-Mm-hm. Yep.

Already messin' up. [chuckles]

-[Gabriella] Shut up!
-[Andre laughs]

That's the biggest beer
I've ever seen, Chef.

Livin' our best life.

[Sam] You are the closest person
I have in this house.

[Alyssa] Yeah.

And it scares the [bleep] outta me...

that at some point...
that'll all get ruined.

I have had a pattern
of jumping into relationships

and I 100% don't want that
to [bleep] happen again.

There might be times where
I look like a friend.

-Yeah.
-There might be times where...

I wanna smooch and you wanna smooch

-and we can enjoy that.
-Mm-hm.

But, for the most part, friends first,
everything else, secondary.

Fair enough.

-You promise to that?
-Yeah, I promise.

Girl was startin'
to [bleep] catch feelings.

Like, this is-- He just-- I, I don't know.

We'll, we'll s--
We'll see how that plays out.

-[bleep] you.
-[Alyssa laughs]

[♪ lively music playing]

-[Ashley] Chill it! Chill the shot.
-[Sianna] Yeah, chill it.

This outfit screams,
"Take me on a yacht right now,

-b*tch."
-[Hannah] Look at her.

-[Gabriella laughs]
-She-- I have the t*ts, she's got the a*s.

Period!

-[Andre] So, how you feelin'?
-As long as Lisa's happy,

I'm-- I can give a damn
if you like me or not.

Yeah, you handled, you handled that well.

I am so confused, okay?

So, Marciano's saying Siadi's
makin' everybody angry.

I get it, but then I don't.

I haven't seen this side of Siadi.

When it comes to Siadi,
I think he's kinda misunderstood

by a lotta people sometimes.

But I try to look past that

because I try to look at people
for who they really are.

[Siadi] I'm just tryin'
to be professional, bro.

But the way they speak to me
is snappin' in my face,

clappin', pointin' in my fing--
pointin' in my face.

From Sianna to all them,
they all do that same thing to me.

-And I'm like--
-Yo, what the [bleep]?

You're over here calling me out
in front of our friends.

I'm gonna excuse myself
from this situation

because he said
I put his hands in my face.

I'm just sayin', like, you don't talk
to me puttin' your hand in my face.

-[Sianna] You literally just said that.
-I'm an adult. I'm not a kid.

You don't talk to me
puttin' your hand in my face.

[Sianna] I understand you're not a kid.
That's not how I talk to you.

No, no relationship means nothin'
to puttin' your hand in my face.

[Sianna] I understand that.

What I'm not gonna do
is sit here and be like,

-"Oh, you stick my hand--"
-You did, but you did.

-You're right, I did.
-And that's not okay.

-'Cause I get angry sometimes.
-That's not okay.

-You're right.
-I don't do that to you.

[Sianna]
That is some [bleep] bullshit.

Like, you're basically making me
seem like I'm the bad person,

and you're doing it in front of my face.

I think that's so disrespectful
on so many levels.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[crying]

[sniffles]

Sianna? Hi. What's wrong, girl?

[Hannah] Hm?

-Girl, oh, my God.
-[Sianna crying]

[♪ melancholy music playing]

-I'm sorry, I'm slobbering on you.
-No, I don't give a [bleep].

-What did he say to you?
-He didn't say anything directly to me.

-Stop, girl. Oh, my God.
-[Sianna sniffles]

-Come here.
-[Sianna crying]

You're fine.

Don't cry.
Do not cry over that guy. 'Kay?

I promise you, you're gonna get to a place

where you're gonna be like,
"Huh, you're a clown."

I went through
the whole thing last year, like,

Marciano making comments to me
to make me feel some type of way.

If I do come down on you,
I was in the same--

I know you don't want me to make
the same mistake.

-Yeah!
-I know you don't want me to.

I can only help Sianna so much.
Like, I am Team Sianna.

Telling her I get it,
toxic's fun until it's not.

I think Siadi's very disrespectful

and I wanna help her stand up for herself
and, like, not being manipulated by him.

Move your sh*t out.
Get the [bleep] out of his room.

Like, don't be around it anymore.

I don't need Siadi to actually
actively dim my light

and put me in a place where I can just be

put down constantly
and behind closed doors, put down.

Don't tell anybody because of the fact
that he doesn't wanna look bad.

Like, that's not okay.

I'm gonna have to make
some tough decisions.

[Hannah]
Women are a lot stronger than men.

Okay? We push [bleep] babies
out of our vaginas. We do.

[indistinct chatter]

-[Alyssa] Where's these fireworks?
-[Sam] Here we go. Here we go!

I didn't know they had fireworks in Italy.

[♪ uplifting music playing]

[all cheering]

-Oh, my God.
-Ooh, that one was nice.

[Sam] Hagen, if you were a firework,
you'd be that one.

-[Hagen] Those are my favorite.
-[Ashley laughing]

Wow.

The fireworks are going off,
we're in Italy, it's romantic.

There is no better time to kiss me

and Dom is just standing there
and not doing anything at all.

Apparently, I need a T-shirt
or, like, write on my forehead, "Kiss me."

[Ashley]
Oh, guys, look how pretty this is.

I love this for us.

-[♪ tense music playing]
-♪ It feels like a fire is rising ♪

[Marciano] Let's get Siadi out of here.

That guy, I don't think,
knows how to carry himself for sh*t.

He is terrible for the castle
and for the staff

and for just overall positive energy.

I feel bad for Sianna.
Being super submissive

and letting a man tell her
what to do is not the way to go.

You're, you're on a bad path that
once you go down that path...

there's no coming back.

I just, I just don't want that for her.

[♪ singer vocalizing]

Woo!

♪ And if it all goes away ♪

♪ Will you run and hide? ♪

Moving around a lot as a child,
it kind of was hard to make friends.

That's kind of made me
more of an independent person,

but I just definitely was
open to havin' any kind of, uh,

connections with the people
who I'm working with,

but if I don't have
everybody in the castle

being my popularity friend contest,
so be it.

♪ On the other side ♪

[applause]

-Ciao.
-Ciao bella.

Sing to me, Paolo.

♪♪

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[♪ cheery music playing]

[Ashley screams]

Dominic! What in the...?!

[Hannah and Gabriella] Shots! Shots!

[Hagen] I can smell it. I'm gonna vomit.

♪♪

[Sam] Ooh, sh*t.

-Woo!
-Okay, let's go.

Let's go.

We're going to the pool topless, come on.

-[Gabriella] Okay, I'm ready.
-[Ashley] Are you ready?

I mean, we're drunk as [bleep].
Sorry, Dad. [laughs]

[screaming]

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]

[Siadi] Think, uh, we should
probably talk t-tomorrow.

That's totally fine.

If you have any decisions
on where, where you're at mentally,

you can go ahead and say it though.

Okay.

No. It was just nice to see you
lettin' Marciano put his arm around you.

That was cool.

-[Grace] Hi.
-Yeah. Nightcap.

-[Grace] Nightcap?
-Take out?

Okay, okay. There you go again, Sianna.

Like, you know what?
I'm not tryna yell, I'm not tryna argue,

I'm not tryna raise my voice.

Sianna, is she okay? What happened?

No offense, I love her,
she's a great girl.

-She's doin' it to herself, dude.
-[Dominic and Ashley] Yeah.

-She's just [bleep] doing it to herself.
-[Dominic] No, but I think Siadi's,

like, getting to her.

[Ashley]
Oh, what happened now? It's too much.

[Marciano] Did he see me?

-[Ashley] With the arm? What happened?
-[Marciano] Oh, dude.

-She was wicked emotional.
-He's a piece of sh*t.

Honestly, he's a [bleep] piece of sh*t.

-Siadi.
-Yeah, I kn-- We-- I know.

[Hannah] I actually have something
to say to both of them, honestly.

The castle has been really heavy
with Siadi and Sianna's relationship.

Everybody has had to deal
with them arguing or Sianna crying.

And he just, like, puts on a front.

Like, he's not nice to any of us.

Listen, I need to talk to you right now.

[♪ dramatic music plays]

♪♪

[Hannah]
Listen, I need to talk to you right now.

[Hannah] I just, like-- I actually
just wanna have, like, a conversation.

Whatever, dude. Whatever.
Honestly, girl,

eh, I'm gonna tell you right now,
he's actually a true [bleep] narcissist,

so he doesn't wanna fix anything.

I suggest, for you,
my only piece of advice,

I would not stay up here. It's bad.

♪♪

I was trying to be cool, go up there,
have a conversation with them in private.

He doesn't wanna do it.
Sianna's in his bed.

-[Andre] She's in the bed?
-[Hannah] In the [bleep] bed.

-[Ashley] Right now?
-Oh, we got played.

[Marciano] Did he demean you
in any way or say anything?

-[Hannah] No.
-[Marciano] I was waiting for it.

I'll [bleep] run up there right now

and [bleep] kick that
[bleep] door in real quick.

Marciano's kinda up in arms about it.
That's kind of interesting.

For once, somebody else is
the douchebag and not him.

[mockingly]
Oh, yeah, I'll, like, stand up for women.

It's really funny.

[Dominic] I can go get him.
I'm gonna say, "Team [bleep] meeting."

-Okay, so I don't think that's gonna work.
-That's a terrible idea.

Sianna and Siadi have been getting
in everyone's head in the castle.

And I'm at the point where I do
feel bad for her, but it's her journey.

We're all here for her whenever she,
hopefully, breaks free from his spell.

But it's the middle of the night.

It's, like, it's not the time now.

Where's she at?

She's in the shower?

What happened?

Okay.

I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of him.
I'm sick of him, honestly.

Get him the [bleep] outta here.

She's literally throwing up,
just throwing up.

He said, "Oh, it was because of Hannah."

Wait, he just said that
she's throwing up because of me?

-[Dominic] Yes. That's what he--
-Did he just say that?

-That's what he said.
-Okay.

No, he did not.

[bleep]. Get out of my [bleep] way.

[Andre] Hannah and Marciano
are goin' off on another couple

for being Hannah and Marciano 2.0.

This is actually crazy.

[Marciano]
Hannah... Hannah, do this tomorrow.

-Stop.
-Do it tomorrow. Oh, [bleep] me.

Hannah's my girl,
but at the end of the day,

I just feel like Hannah's doin'
too much in this moment

and it's gonna bite her in the a*s.

[Hannah] Did you just say
that I made her throw up?

Did you just say that?

Did you just say that?

Did those words
just come outta your mouth?

Look at me in my eyes.
Hey, I'm right here, buddy.

Did you just say that?

Exactly... Sianna?

He's saying that I made you throw up?

[Hannah] So, did you blame it on me?

While I was in the bathroom,
fully having a panic attack,

Hannah invaded my privacy.
In here, I'm naked.

This is not the moment.

Now I have to turn the shower off,
get in a towel,

and that's what really just
pushed it over the edge for me.

That was the boundary that was crossed.

You're a liar. You're a sick [bleep].

She never [bleep] said that.

She just said, and you're a psycho.

You are an actual psycho.
You're an actual psychopath.

That smirk on your [bleep] face,
it's gonna bite you in the [bleep] a*s.

I hope you know that.

You can keep [bleep] trying,
keep [bleep] smirkin',

but you're gonna [bleep] get bit.

You wanna keep playing
this [bleep] game with us?

You are [bleep] with the wrong people.
I'm tellin' you right now.

[Hannah] You can act like you're asleep.
I would sleep with one eye open.

-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-You piece of [bleep] sh*t.

[Sianna] This is a personal thing.

[Marciano] You don't understand.
You both are affecting all of us.

I just feel like you have absolutely
lied to myself and the other people.

[Sianna]
I'm not going against any of you.

But you're defending him.

-[Sianna] I'm not defending him.
-You're defending him.

[Sianna] I'm literally telling you
exactly what happened.

She asked, "Did he say that?"
I have no idea.

I'm in the bathroom
throwing the [bleep] up.

[Hannah] You just told me
that you never said that.

If the guy I'm sleeping with made
an accusation about somebody like that,

that's a little [bleep] weird,
don't you think?

[Sianna] I didn't say it's not.

But what I'm saying is
all I needed was a moment.

I do not need them to be in our business.

I'm not being held c*ptive. I'm an adult.

Like, I can make my own decisions.

But give me some time. I'm good.

[Hannah] [bleep] that.

♪♪

Is this really happening?

Hannah and Marciano
were trying to defend Sianna,

but they took it a little too far.

♪♪

[Gabriella] Last night was
the most insane thing in my life.

I've never witnessed anything like it.

It's come to my attention
that, last night,

when they were supposed to be celebrating,

there was some egregious,
abhorrent behavior.

[Marciano] Hi, Lisa.

I have specifically warned Hannah
and Marciano about their behavior,

especially when they're together.

Our guests are arriving soon.
This has to stop.

I have to put my foot down.

We need to discuss
your back-of-house behavior.

♪♪

[Aidan] If I had 30k,
I would just buy a carrot farm,

so I could roll around
in a field of carrots at peace.

[chuckles] What is that?

-[toy squeaks]
-Oh, my God. Why?

If you're sharing carrots,
you're sharing love, so.

Gabriella, will you be
my carrot coochie mommy?

[laughter]

[♪ lively piano music playing]

No.

-Oh!
-What?

[Gabriella laughing]

Sorry, hold on one second. Sorry.

No, I was just thinking
about y-- when he was leaving,

you were holding his carrot for a second.

[laughter]

-What do you think, carrot?
-[toy squeaks]

♪♪