02x05 - Castello Catastrophe

[bunniefuu]

[♪ plucky string music playing]

-Honestly, probably hit the toilets too.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Andre.

[Andre] I can have it?

I knew you still had it for me, Chef.

What a fun night out in Italy,
on the lake, watching fireworks.

What a great time.

Our night out during the Italian holiday
turned into a complete shitshow.

When you're all drinkin' behind the bar,
I'm not usually there.

What? Excuse me.

Yeah, we don't, we don't drink
when we're serving the guests.

[Marciano]
Yeah, don't try and [bleep] patronize me.

The way they speak to me
is snappin' in my face,

from Sianna to all of 'em.

I'm gonna excuse myself
from the situation.

[Siadi] You don't talk to me
puttin' your hand in my face.

I'm an adult. I'm not a kid.

-[sniffles]
-[Hannah] Stop, girl, oh, my God.

[Sianna sobbing]

-Pissed.
-What?

I've never witnessed anything like it.

There's just something about
the way that Siadi acts.

Like, I don't think anyone
knows who he really is.

I'm so concerned, though,

because Hannah and Marciano,
they were crazy,

but I don't want them
to get in trouble for this.

They also didn't get along with Siadi.

[Hannah]
I need to talk to you right now.

You're a sick [bleep].
You're an actual psychopath.

I would sleep with one eye open.

[Ashley] "One eye open" is crazy.

We're all annoyed.
I'm just emotionally drained today.

[Lisa Vanderpump]
I heard what happened last night,

so I will be speaking
to Hannah and Marciano right now.

-How are you?
-Hi, Lisa.

Had better days, sit down.

With the way they crossed the line,
they're back to their old tricks.

I am gonna have to deal with this in a way
that is not going to be pretty.

I've had enough.

This is my business, with my name on it.

You understand where I'm coming from?

-[Marciano] Yes, ma'am.
-[Hannah] Yes.

You know what I think of you:

servers, how hard you've worked.

That's why you're here.

Because you're good
at what you do front of house.

But we need to discuss
your back of house behavior.

Okay.

When I heard about this,
I took this very seriously.

Your aggression, the whole attitude,
it was so intimidating.

I don't think that's the case, but okay.

Two people in their bedroom.

You come up there like
a bull in a [bleep] China shop.

That smirk on your [bleep] face.
It's gonna bite you in the [bleep] a*s.

I hope you know that.

You are [bleep] with the wrong people.
I'm telling you right now.

-[Lisa] You're standing there--
-Very far away.

-You know what I'm saying?
-I understand,

-but I was very far away.
-You don't think that's intimidating,

Marciano?

[Hannah] [scoffs]
This is insane.

[♪ exciting theme playing]

[♪ theme fades out]

[♪ piano music playing]

[Lisa]
There are lines. There are rules.

Not just in this castle, in life...

-[Hannah] Sianna...
-[Sianna retching]

he's saying that I made you throw up?

[Sianna] I did throw up.

...of common respect, of decency...

-[Hannah] Did you blame it on me?
-[Sianna] I didn't blame it on you.

...invasion of privacy.

[Sianna] I'm just upset about
this entire thing.

And they crossed every one of them.

I can't risk having
another potential outburst.

You've left me no other choice.

You have to pack your bags,
and you have to go.

[♪ melancholy string music playing]

[sobbing]

I've come to care about you guys.
You know that.

[Marciano] I've tried to help them
both, individually.

I can't un-ring the bell, Marciano.

When I know somebody and I like them,

albeit individually,
it pains me to let them go,

but that is superseded
by the anger that I have.

The fact that they
let me the [bleep] down.

There's more emotion
behind this than anybody else.

I think people along with me
will feel it as well.

I have to move on.

-That's it.
-[Marciano] Got it.

Thank you. [grunts]

Dude, I don't know. This is tough.

Do I deserve it? No, definitely not.

I think this is a huge misunderstanding.

At the end of the day,
I was just trying to help Sianna,

and I know once the dust settles,

Lisa's gonna see that Hannah and I
were there just trying to help,

and whatever misunderstanding
that's happening, is gonna get cleared up

and she's gonna see the truth about Siadi.

I'm upset. It's a horrible situation
and it's unfortunate

'cause I was really working hard.

I took it a little too far.

When Siadi told me he didn't wanna talk,

I should've just left it alone
and walked away,

but I didn't 'cause I was angry.

I was making so much progress,

and then, I got myself
in a situation I shouldn't have.

I'm just kind of confused
as to why she felt the need

to literally go,
like, back and forth with you

when you're actually not reacting.

You said, "Hey, let's talk
about this in the morning. It's 2:30 a.m."

She's like, "You don't have to stay here.
You can come with me."

I'm like, "I'm not held c*ptive.

"I just need a moment.
This is our separate moment.

This has nothing to do with you."

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Siadi]
When it comes to Hannah and Marciano,

think it's just, like, kind of
business as usual for me.

I don't blink an eye, really.

I just think that it's just kinda
keep goin'.

[Sianna] Hannah and Marciano
both are just firecrackers,

but that's no excuse
for how you treat people.

I feel like they crossed a boundary.
It was an invasion of my privacy.

So, I feel a huge sense of relief.

♪♪

[Lexee]
I can't believe Hannah and Marciano left.

You are here for a reason.
Just focus on that.

[Lexee] I'm here for work.
I don't have to be anyone's friend.

I don't have to talk to them.
I literally can't.

We ruined a fun, perfect day.

I am so shocked.

I wasn't really a part of this
whole drama scene that went down,

but I'm, like, honestly pissed off.

I can't believe that Sianna
and Siadi are still here

because, in my eyes,
they've been the problem for all of us.

[Hagen] It's just crazy,
how things happen so fast.

Very quickly.

[Hagen] I was, like, not expecting
that at all.

So, I just saw Hannah
and Marciano go into Lisa's office,

and they just left.

They had to pack their bags and go,
without even saying goodbye.

They were also on thin ice.

[Hagen] Yeah.

I love Hannah, and I really do feel bad,

but at the end of the day,


♪♪

[Siadi] If you wanna just run these.

-I think I dried--
-[Sianna] Run them? What do you mean?

Like, just take care of it, I will take
care of it if you don't want to...

but I'm personally...

Fine.

Yeah, I'll take care of it if you
don't want to, for sure.

It's not that.

I know, I know. I agree.
It's setting a standard.

It's not about that.

No, I'm talking about for them.

I know, I know.

Last night's drama
with Marciano and Hannah

really brought Siadi and I close,

but, now, he's kind of just
mad at me again,

and so, I don't really know
what to do with that.

[Lexee] Thanks for saying goodnight.

[Lexee] Nobody in this castle
is having fun right now.

I don't know how we're gonna
move forward and have a good time.

Thank God I have Tyler
because if he wasn't here,

I don't know what I would do.

[Lexee] I was just thinking, like...

maybe you'll go with other
people in this castle...

and that's gonna be
really rough on me.

[Tyler] No, who?

I don't know who you're interested in...

[Tyler] Oh my God, you're already
overthinking.

[Lexee] No, I'm not. I'm just saying...

[Tyler] I would never do that. For the
sheer, like, respect of you, anyway...

it's just not how I do things.

[Tyler]
I go on a lot of first dates.

They don't really go anywhere after that.

But me and Lexee,
it's actually going great.

I'm always out.
I like being around people.

I've always wanted
to open a cafe, open a gym.

The type of photography I do
is fashion and fashion portraiture.

My mom, actually, got me into photography.

Just being in the fashion industry.

First time I picked up a camera,
it just [snaps] clicked.

It reminds me of me and Lexee right now.

So, we're, like, basically a couple.

-[Lexee] Basically.
-[Tyler] Dang, that's crazy.

[Lexee laughs]

♪♪

[Sam] What the [bleep] is going on?
Energy is weird.

Why are you over here by yourself?

[Sianna]
I'm not okay when it comes to Siadi.

He blames every problem that we have

on me not holding space, me interrupting,
me doing this, me doing that.

And he doesn't take
accountability for anything,

but wants me to take
accountability for everything.

He keeps talking about
everybody in the castle,

and he was just like, "No, everybody's
just a little too sensitive for me."

So, you're telling me
that everybody's trippin' but you?

All these people have the same
problem in every department...

-Mm-hm.
-...and you don't think you have

the problem about how you come across?

Now that Hannah and Marciano are gone,

Siadi really hasn't even apologized
or acknowledged anything at all.

It seems like Siadi just
never wants to listen to me.

So, I just need to speak to some people
who, who will get it. [chuckles]

You're sharing a bed with this guy.

No, no, we're not doing that tonight.
I'm, I'm not.

And tomorrow I'm moving my things.

How he treats people is not okay.

I don't think that that man
is willing to work on it.

I think that man is trying
to dictate everything--

He's trying to dictate,

-and he's trying to make everybody...
-Feel small.

He hasn't made an effort to change
the things that annoy all of us combined.

He doesn't give a [bleep].

I've always played the protector,
whether it's a family member or friends.

I think you have a great heart,
and you are an amazing person.

-[softly] Thank you.
-Be done with this sh*t.

-I am, I am.
-Be done with that.

Siadi's got this way
of makin' ya guess who he is,

and it's kinda gettin' to me a little bit.

The more I realize, I don't really
think I know Siadi at all.

Get the [bleep] outta there.

♪♪

I think, in general, space and time

is gonna be the best thing
for everyone right now.

-Where you gonna move to?
-[Sianna] I really don't care.

I, clearly, think that Sianna
needs to distance herself from Siadi,

and I think she's on her way there.

Sianna, have you all talked today?

I said, "Look at yourself,
and actually see,

"'Hey, maybe I don't come
off correct to people,'

and like, 'Stop blaming me
for sh*t that you do.'"

-Like, it doesn't make sense--
-Do you guys have a problem with Siadi?

Am I his friend?
No, I don't really like him,

but... that's just 'cause

-how he speaks to people.
-Do you?

Yeah. He lied on my behalf.

Siadi tells Sianna,
"Gabriella told me not to listen to you."

I'm gonna look at you,
and I'm gonna tell you,

"Don't listen to Sianna, listen to me."

What [bleep] sense does that make?

-Okay.
-So, don't smile with that little grin

-because I'm done with your sh*t.
-Okay... Okay.

[Gabriella]
Siadi, you really need to cut the sh*t

because you're gonna lose
everyone's respect

in this castle if you continue.

We, of course, have to tolerate
each other all,

in a professional setting,
but I find the guy...

-extremely...
-Terrible.

-[Gabriella] Condescending.
-...condescending, c*ck, loud.

And I think that he demands
things from other people

and doesn't--
and he doesn't reciprocate it.

-[Sianna] Yep, I feel the same way.
-[Sam] On every level,

friendship and relationship-wise.

Yeah, no, I don't...

[Hagen] I don't **** with him.

I don't like the guy.

[Sianna] Hagen is so funny.

[♪ jaunty music playing]

[Alyssa] Aidan, he was outta here,
Hannah and Marciano are gone,

so I am the last server standing.

The entire job is on me.

The castle feels-- It just--
It feels very heavy here right now,

and we don't really know how to process
everything that's going on right now.

Good morning.

As you know,
Hannah and Marciano have been dismissed.

They broke the code of conduct
and I won't tolerate that.

I never have and I never will.

So, unfortunately, that leaves us
with only one server.

And we have a guest group arriving today,

which is a debacle,
as far as I'm concerned.

Now, some of you have serving experience.

Lexee and Gabriella, move to service.

Tyler, I actually want you as well.

One of the things
you need to do in business,

is when things go awry, you need to pivot.

And that's what we're doing.

Our next guest is an unequivocal
goddess of Los Angeles nightlife.

[both] What the [bleep]?

[Lisa] For nearly a decade,
Charlene has been the go-to VIP concierge,

making the dreams of billionaires,
politicians, and celebrities

into reality with a single call.

But Charlene's own dreams
were recently shattered

when the man that she thought she'd marry

canceled a romantic getaway to Italy
and ended their relationship.

Damn.

Now, Charlene has turned the tables,
inviting her fabulous friends,

the go-to hospitality concierges
of the Los Angeles nightlife,

for the ultimate Italian getaway.

So, let's move on to the itinerary.

Once the guests arrive,

we'll launch Charlene's
Italian getaway in style

with an "Under the Tuscan Sun"
welcome dinner in the olive grove.

That should be a really fun event.

And so, for the nightcap, bartenders,

as margaritas are
a favorite of Charlene's,

let's feature the Tuscan Garden Margarita.

For their marquee event,

we'll transform the antica courtyard
into a truly divine space

fit for these gods and goddesses.

Elegant gold accents,
lush arrangements of tumbling Brut,

flowing white and gold sheer drapes,

classic laurel leaves, and grand pillars.

Now remember, the group knows exactly
what top-notch service looks like,

so deliver nothing less!

I'm from LA,
and Charlene's coming into town.

I actually know her really well,
and I'm sorry,

but she is such
a difficult woman to please.

But I just wanna turn all this unnecessary
drama back onto, like, my work

and what I'm supposed
to be doing for this $30,000.

So, I'm just trying to let everything go,
clean slate. Here we go.

Alright, let's go.

[Sianna]
These girls are very bourgeois.

She's just a no-bullshit type of woman,

so if service is slow,
if the drinks are trash,

she'll probably say it.

[Alyssa] And then the only thing
missing here is a red wine glass.

You wanna serve from the left,
clear from the right.

-[group greeting Lisa]
-Yes? Where are we at?

We went over, kind of, just making sure
everything is nice and uniform, polished.

The placement of the settings,

the traditional order
in taking the plates.

We like the kind of open-hand service.

You know, I don't like
all that kind of reaching across.

Another thing is, don't stack dishes.

I know in some casual restaurants,
you can pick it up and this and that.

Never do that in fine dining.
Just take it away.

You know, like, don't be...

Tyler, the reason I brought you here
was for your charm.

That's what I need here.

I'm a little nervous. I know a little bit.

I'm-I'm a server,
but I'm not a fine dining server.

For this group, I really wanna go above
and beyond, be more charming,

be more outgoing,
put the camera down, let loose,

interact with the guests a lot more.

You're all gonna be great,
but, um, you need to be.

We're ready.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-There we go.

How do you feel that it's Dom's birthday?

-I don't know.
-Are you gonna do anything extra special?

Maybe I'll leave a little, like,
birthday card on his bed or something.

-I don't know.
-That's all?

-Like, come on.
-Yeah, I don't know.

What do you want me to do, Hagen?

I think what you do,

-find some sexy lingerie...
-Okay.

...go lay on the kitchen...

-No.
-...counter.

It's not sanitary.

We'll clean it up after. That's our job.

I think Dom would like that
more than a note.

Do you really think Dom can read?

[Grace laughs]

That's [bleep] up.

[Anthony] You can just, like,
crumble some cake.

[Lexee] This is our largest group, though,

so I think that's what
I'm most nervous about

'cause we're down four people working.

I can't believe that
four people are already gone.

You have to pack your bags
and you have to go.

[Lexee]
Hannah and Marciano, they were crazy,

but they knew what they were doing.

Everyone's gonna have to step up.
I feel like this might be a disaster.

I have no idea what to expect
for the next group coming in.

Last time we did this formation,
we had three more people.

Alright, feel-good factor, everybody.

I thought I took every precaution,
but no, here I am, I'm down to one server.

But when the going gets tough,
the tough get going.

So, this is sent to challenge us.

We have to pivot,
and we will see what transpires.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-♪ Step in the spot, all eyes on me ♪

Oh, look at them.

♪ Watch out
I'm comin' with the heat ♪

Aw, she looks like Cinderella.

Welcome!

Uh-oh, here comes trouble.

-What are you doing here?
-Hey, girl.

Oh, my God, I love this.

It's so amazing to live
in a castle for a couple days.

It's gonna be a struggle not working

'cause I'm so used to always working
and being in charge.

But I just went through a breakup.

We were supposed to go to Italy,
so I decided to come with my best friends.

We're gonna turn it around
and make some new memories,

and forget about the old boyfriend.

Definitely his loss.

[Lisa] Hello, darling.
Oh, gosh, you all look splendid.

All these girls who are
in concierge from LA,

they look so intimidating.

And not only that, now, they're gonna
judge us on actually how we're working.

We're all sh1tting ourselves.
We're scared.

[guest] Oh, my gosh, thank you.

[Soula] Do y'all know
how old the castle is?

Whatever you say,
he's gonna agree with you.

-No, that's not true.
-First things first,

-don't trust what he says.
-[guest] 1600s?

-1604.
-[guest] Really?

-Yes.
-[guest] Yes?

-[laughter]
-Don't believe anything he says!

-[Grace] Got it?
-You got it?

-[Tyler] Yeah.
-There ya go.

-I got it.
-[Tyler] We're good on everything else.

-[Hagen] Ow.
-Oh.

-[Grace] Oh, my God, are you okay?
-Yeah.

These b*tches have so much sh*t.
Like, sh*t is just everywhere.

But I like b*tches. I'm a b*tch.

And, at the end of the day,
I'm here to work.

I hope we can get it together.

Let's show Charlene
and her hot VIP friends

a good time at the castle.

What did they put in these,
[bleep] bricks? [chuckles]

So, I'm an instructor.
We go to yoga all the time together,

so we can teach you guys yoga.

-[Andre] Thank you.
-[guest squeals]

-[laughter]
-[excited chatter]

[Charlene] Let's do some yoga poses.

After the lake,
Andre poured his heart out to me.

I wanna be with you.

I feel like I've been so sweet to him,
but he's not doing the same for me.

And he wants to be all funny,
flirting and talking with the guests.

-Just get down. [laughs]
-Just bend over.

Like, on my knees? If you--
Give me a pose.

-Downward dog!
-Downward dog.

It's like a V.

I haven't stretched
in probably, like, a month,

but, hey, you know what they say...
"It hurts to look good." Ah!

Am I doin' it right?

-[guest] Okay.
-Okay?

We don't know what you're doing right now.

-Wait, you said that--
-What are you doing?

Hagen, there's another van
coming with more.

[exhausted] Ah-- What? What the...?

[Alyssa] You can do it!

-You wanna see?
-Yes.

-[Alyssa] Okay.
-[Charlene] See? That's it!

[Andre] I can do that, I can do that.

[Tyler] Oh, sh*t.
That's [bleep] heavy as [bleep].

-How many bags do they have?
-[softly] Jesus...

-[groans] Okay.
-[guest] I believe in you.

[all cheering]

[Lisa] That's too much for you to carry.

I'm strong.

-No, that's too much for you to carry.
-I got it.

Tonight, we're going
to have a beautiful dinner

outside in the olive grove.

So, I have the events team
setting up all the beauty in the pagoda.

Really romantic,
gorgeous colors, some flowers.

"Under the Tuscan Sun."

These are so soft.

-[Tyler] Super soft.
-[Alyssa] Oh, my God.

And I also wanna
double-check the weather quickly.

[Alyssa] Mm-hm.

Okay, so, dritto means straight.

-Dritto.
-Dritto. Destra is right.

Oh, for [bleep] sake.

And then, left is sinistra.

Think of, like, sinister,
the sinister left hand, sinistra.

I've never even heard
that the left hand is sinister.

So, I'm realizing that this experience

is going to be a little intense
for everyone

because Hannah and Marciano were fired.

Working for Lisa, it was filled
with a lot of ups and downs.

I got in trouble a lot.

I'm so glad I don't have to, like,
worry about being fired anymore.

Literally, the only thing
that I need to do

in order to get this citizenship
is learn to speak Italian.

And when I say that out loud,

I realize just how [bleep] lazy I am
when it comes to trying.

I haven't even had coffee today.

-We should--
-Well, we should've--

-You know what I would love?
-What?

The Starbucks shaken
brown sugar iced espresso.

Don't say that out loud.

-That's sacrilege. We are in Italy.
-You know what, I would love just,

like [whispers] iced coffee.

Like, the coldest [bleep] coffee
in the world.

[both speaking Italian]

Yeah, [speaks Italian].

[Stassi speaking Italian]

-...a big [speaking Italian].
-[Beau laughing]

Ghiaccio. Everyone, say it with me.

Ghiaccio. Ghiaccio. Ghiaccio.

Never forget it. Ghiaccio.

Okay? Ice.

People don't use it a lot here,

so you need to be able
to communicate it properly.

[Grace] It's Dom's birthday.

I wanna put together
a little after-dinner picnic.

Ashley and Hagen and everybody
said they would help me figure it out.

So, tonight, what am I doin'?
Am I still doin' something?

Well, now it's raining so, like--

-Yeah, no, probably gonna postpone.
-Yeah, or, like, ugh,

-where else could we...?
-[thundering outside]

[Ashley] I don't know.

It's probably gonna be kinda
tight quarters in here tonight

'cause everybody's gonna be
hangin' out inside 'cause it's rainin'.

[Grace] I just want to make sure
that he feels, like, seen

and happy on his birthday.

We'll figure it out.

-Yeah, it'll be cute, though.
-It'll be cute.

[Ashley] He would appreciate that.

Alright, I guess I should go put my night

-uniform on.
-I know, let me take my two sips of wine

-before my boss start lookin' for me.
-[Grace chuckles]

I still got sh*t to do, plates to present.

Okay, last sip.

She is back on the clock.

[thunder rumbling]

-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[Lexee] It's pouring.

-Yeah, the whole table, it's--
-Did you guys bring everything in already?

-[Tyler] No, it's covered with a tarp.
-[Lexee] Oh no.

[Lisa] Is this an omen?

This huge, dark cloud and claps
of thunder are, like, reverberating

around the walls of this castle.

What the [bleep]?

Okay, we gotta pivot.

[Gabriella] We need a little game plan
'cause this is raining way too hard.

[Lisa] We should do it in here.

Right now,
with the lightning and the thunder,

I think it's gonna be too risky.
Do you need help?

[Gabriella]
We'll, we'll get all hands on deck.

-[Tyler] Yeah.
-Okay

This could be a complete fiasco.

No servers, sitting in the rain.

So, giddy up, let's go.

-Grab-- Please grab Lexee.
-[Tyler] Lex.

[Gabriella] Hannah and Marciano
picked the wrong time to leave

and then we're kinda left with Alyssa.

Ooh.

[Gabriella] This is not good.
This guest group is really tough.

They're, like, the top concierges in LA,

and they're gonna be scrutinizing
every single little thing we're doing.

So, I almost feel like
we're gonna be screwed,

and I do feel a lot of pressure
to keep everything together.

-We have less than an hour.
-[Tyler] Yeah.

♪♪

[♪ anxious music playing]

[Lisa] Oh, my God.

Without any service staff,
and suddenly, this rain,

I need to move this now,
quickly as possible,

or the whole thing is going to be ruined.

Goin' on top.

It's a lot to be in this situation,
and I want to work my a*s off,

but it's so fast-paced here,
and we need to pull it together.

We still have a lot to do.
We're settin' up.

I'm gonna make sure Tyler knows
the ropes and we're ready.

-[Siadi] And you have dinner served.
-[Alyssa] Stop. You guys look stunning.

Yeah, you guys look fantastic.

These are the tequila drinks on this side.

-Tequila, yes.
-We like tequila.

-Tequila, this is you right here.
-Perfect, thank you so much.

[indistinct chatter]

[Katherine] So pretty. Oh, my God.

-Hi, everyone.
-[guests] Hi.

Welcome to Castello Rosato.

So, tonight, the amuse-bouche,

we will have a crispy Italian rice
with smoked salmon and citrus.

The appetizer will be a carpaccio
of fig, and fresh creamy burrata.

For the main course, we go for,
like, beef ragu and tagliatelle.

And the dessert will be
an authentic tiramisu.

-Bon appétit.
-[guests thanking Chef]

[Tyler] You're welcome.

[Soula] Your teeth are so nice.

Okay! Look at you.
You're, like, flexin', got perfect teeth.

This is such a big shift,
but everyone here, I believe,

is so capable of stepping up.

I am highly adaptable
to every situation I'm thrown into.

Nothing ever works out as planned,

but we keep our cool, and we get it done,

and I'm happy everyone got to jump in

to see kind of what we do
on the event side

because they don't see that.

It turned out the way
it was supposed to turn out.

Like, "Oh, my God,
my teeth are not perfect, whatever.

But I have, like, a perfect smile,
it's fine."

[Faith] We wanna see something
exciting in the kitchen.

[Dominic]
You guys can come in if you want.

[Ashley] Come in! Come to our house.

This is like MTV Cribs.

-Oh, my goodness, it's so exciting.
-This is our kitchen.

I wanna see your fridge.
I wanna see your pantry.

Come, come, come.

-This is our kitchen.
-[Faith] Oh, the tiramisu!

[Anthony] Oh, my gosh, who the [bleep]
let them come in the kitchen?

[♪ unsettling music playing]

[Faith] I wanna see something
exciting in the kitchen...

exciting in the kitchen...

Tiramisu!

-Oh.
-Ooh! Can--

Is there a powder that you put on top?

-[Dominic] Yeah, the cocoa powder.
-Can I do it?

-[Dominic] You wanna do it?
-Chef Anthony?

No one is allowed in the kitchen.

Not the guest, not the server, nobody.

You know, like, it's my kitchen,
it's my home.

So, I don't come to your kitchen,
you know, without asking,

so it's the same story.

-[Faith] Chef Anthony...
-Ladies.

...can I put the powder on top?

-You will, but--
-Of at least one. I can do it on mine.

I'm so sorry to break the party,

but I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the kitchen right now.

-Okay, I understand.
-Just for health reason, you know?

We're-- We don't, we don't
pass health standards.

We're a little dirty.

You have, like, all, like, beautiful hair,
and I don't want, like, anything...

Of course. Well, thank you for having us

-for the little moment...
-It was just a brief tour.

-Just a brief tour.
-I will see you after that, for sure.

[guests] Thank you.

[Ashley] I know he wanted to say it
much ruder than what he did say.

I was shocked that he was
actually kinda nice about it,

but he told them to get they asses out.
For real, for real.

[Anthony]
Did I came to your kitchen or no?

Nobody came to the kitchen, guys.

[Ashley] I was like, "Oh, lord."

[Katherine] It's amazing.
It's so good, so good.

We have a little nightcap as well.

And then we'll-- we can see how we feel.

-What is a nightcap?
-What's a nightcap?

-The bartenders are curating something.
-[Soula] Oh, nice.

Are they gonna be shirtless?

We can arrange that.
Some how, some way.

There's no rules here.

[guests cheering]

You can't go into any event shirtless
with no pump.

That's, like, cardinal rule.
You can't do that.

♪ Come along, gimme that good-good ♪

♪ I can't help but look ♪

I have been workin' out
for the past couple of months

just for this moment right here.

♪♪

I'm not sayin',
"Hey, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger,"

or however you pronounce it.

Who doesn't love a 6'4" chocolate man
with a little bit of abs?

You ain't gotta have the most abs,
just a little bit, guys.

-♪ That's the stuff ♪
-Progress is a process.

Woo!

♪ Now that's the stuff ♪

[Andre] How the hell am I supposed
to do that?

[Andre] You got every vein...

ripping out!

♪ That good-good, now that's the stuff ♪

We can't go over there drenched.

-[Sam] Yeah, we can.
-[Tyler] I think we can.

[Sam] A little glazed donut action
never hurt nobody.

You wanna go over there glazed?

[bleep].

[♪ gentle music playing]

-[Ashley] Slow down, b*tch. [laughs]
-[Hagen] [laughs] You're slow, girl.

-Pick up your legs.
-[whiny] I can't.

Grace is like a little sister to me now.

Dom is my brother, so, of course,
I'm tryna be Miss Matchmaker

because I have both of their
best interests at heart.

-Girl, this is--
-What a [bleep] evening.

Look at all these candles
we need to light.

Ah, this is so cute.

Okay. If this isn't love,
I don't know what is.

I'm gonna write a note
acting like I'm her. [laughs]

[Ashley] What?! What are gonna say?

Listen. "Happy birthday, baby.
I love you so much."

-[laughing] Hagen...
-"Happy birthday..."

-...don't say, "I love you so much."
-"...baby."

[Ashley] No, no, no.

Say, "The real party starts
when we get back upstairs."

-Okay, one second.
-Mm-hm.

[Hagen] Honestly, I think
Dominic is good for Grace.

I know they haven't kissed
or anything yet,

so I'm not really sure when he's gonna,
like, finally make the move.

I think she's ready.

But other than that, I think they're cute.

I hope they have lots
of children in the castle.

I think she'd look good pregnant.

-Twerk. We did that.
-Look at us.

♪♪

Well, I figured you always take care of me
and make me feel special,

so I wanted you to be
taken care of on your birthday.

-[laughs]
-And some cake.

-Wow, this is beautiful, with the candles.
-Oh, this-- Who wrote this note?

-[Dominic] Who? That wasn't you?
-[laughing] Because this wasn't me. No.

"Dearest Dom, happy birthday, baby.
I love you so much."

Hagen, you mother[bleep].

"I cannot wait to have
your future children."

Definitely Hagen.

You had a good birthday?

It's been g-- I mean, this is
top three birthdays of my life.

Yeah.

[Dominic]
I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else.

-It could be number one.
-Could be, it's not over yet.

[laughing] You're subtle.

-Little sexual in-innuendos.
-I don't know what you're talking about.

Hm.

-Huh? I'm pretty awkward.
-Yeah, but I am too,

so I think that's, like,
part of what I like about you...

is, like, I don't have to be--

-I can be myself. Yeah.
-You're not the only awkward one. Yeah.

Grace is, like, the ultimate sweetheart.

I actually really like
how Grace looks at me.

She really makes a lot of eye contact,
and her eyes are just really beautiful,

so why not look at 'em?

But, ya know, I-I take things slow.

But you make me nervous, and that means

-that I'm, I'm into you...
-Wow.

...and this, and where this is going, so.

No, this-- Yeah, this is all new to me.

Do you want wine,
or should we just stick to--

I'll take wine.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hm.

[cork pops]

[Dominic] Oh, I would be fired.
I hit the glass.

[Grace]
Don't let Lisa know. It's okay.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

-Happy birthday.
-Ha-- Thank you. I almost said it back.

-[Grace laughing]
-I almost said, "Happy birthday."

[Grace] Dom is really funny,
and I think that's what

originally, like, drew me to him.

Right before coming here, my ex-boyfriend,

we dated for, like, two years,
he went to jail and I bailed him out.

So, I kinda just wanna separate myself
from people that I need to fix,

and focus on my own,
my own life, my own decisions.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

-We're a cute, awkward... pair.
-You grew on me. You grew on me.

[Grace] I had fun on my date with Dom.
It was really sweet.

He kissed me,
so definitely makes me like him more.

I think I could see myself dating Dominic
outside of Castello Rosato.

We'll just kinda have to see
how things turn out.

[bleep] yeah, okay.

[Lexee] Yay, woo!

-Oh, oh, oh.
-Whoa, now those are t*ts.

-Okay, okay, okay!
-Y'all gotta do that. Y'all gotta do that.

Y'all gotta do that, y'all gotta do that!

-That's good!
-Get away from me.

I know how much fun you're having
right now.

it's so good.

I literally hate you.

[Lexee]
I'm bartending away from the game night.

Tyler already has his shirt off,

and I just-- I know
he's gonna be flirting with girls,

and I don't wanna see it.

Bye, boys. Behave yourself, Tyler!

Per your request, ladies!

[guests cheering]

[Andre]
"Oh, my God!" That's all you hear.

"Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!"

Ladies, ladies, ladies, relax, relax.

There is plenty to go around, ladies.
You do not have to sweat it.

[all greeting each other]

[Sam] Stassi and Beau, hello!

-[Stassi] What is everyone playing?
-Do or Drink.

I can't believe we're actually playing
Drink or Dare.

The only reason that I am doing this
is because Lisa has given me the task

to be her eyes and ears.

I needed to help her out.

[Beau] I forgot you can drink.

Oh, my God, I don't know.
"Strangest place you've had sex or drink."

-[Beau] Us? No.
-Oh, my gosh. I don't know!

-Are we so vanilla?
-No. I mean, we're not strange.

-[Stassi] We're boring.
-[Beau] Yeah, we are.

-Oh, I got it!
-What, what?!

-I [bleep] got it!
-What?! Yes! Yeah!

After Hartford's first birthday,
we had sex in her ball pit.

Yes... we did. We did!

And we also changed
the ba*ls the next day, too...

-No, we didn't! No, we didn't.
-...so, but no.

[Stassi] Now that this is coming out,

none of the other moms
at Hartford's school

are gonna let their kids
come to her birthday party.

♪♪

[Charlene] Oh, wait, we gotta read it.

[Sam] "Let the group pick
someone who you have to kiss

-on the lips."
-[Katherine] Tyler!

"If either of you refuses,
you both must take a shot."

Or Tyler? Tyler!

-[Charlene] We're thinking Tyler.
-[Chandler] She likes Tyler.

-[group cheering, applause]
[Charlene] Tyler! Tyler!

Don't wanna [bleep] up this vibe
and be like, "No, thank you."

Katherine's already up
and is walkin' over to me,

and there's so many thoughts.

It's almost like I couldn't even react.

[group cheering]

-[♪ tense music playing]
-That was a kiss-kiss!

Oh, I'm in trouble.

Bravo!

♪♪

♪♪

[group cheering]

[Ashley] That was a kiss!

All these thoughts, and then I'm like,
"Will Lex understand?"

It was no make-out, there was no grinding.

There was, like, literally, no nothing.
I, like, stood there just kinda like...

[tape rewinding]

[film rolling]

Woo, gotta love it!

When Tyler kissed the guest,
I seen nothin' but fear in his eyes.

I'ma pray for you tonight.

[Grace]
Yeah, we gon' all say a prayer.

-We gon' all pray for you tonight.
-Say a prayer.

That little short thing
at the bar is fin to go off.

At the same time, too, Tyler, you young,
you fine, like, have fun, boo. Do you.

Tyler's pants are getting a little tight.

-[group laughing]
-Ooh, sh*t, I need some air.

[♪ light music playing]

[Ashley] Hi!

Full disclaimer...
he tried to escape.

[Anthony] What does that mean, he escaped?

-[Ashley] Um...
-[Lexee] That means he's doing something

-he shouldn't be doin'.
-[Ashley] ...Tyler kissed a guest.

[Anthony] Oh, gosh, guys.

Seems like my biggest fears
have come true,

and, um, I'm trying my best
to keep it together.

[singsongy] ♪ This is why I'm single,
I hate everybody ♪

"Just so you know, he didn't wanna do it."
Like, like, leave me alone.

I'm, like, back here for a [bleep] reason.

Now, I'm gonna just be angry
the whole rest of my night.

[Alyssa] Oh no.

Everyone, get away from me.

♪ Talking to the wall 'cause at least
I hear an echo-oh, oh-oh ♪

I don't want anyone to see me upset.
I'm gonna keep doing my job.

All I can do right now is
go to the back where the dishes are

and pretend I'm looking for sh*t
in the cupboard so I can cry.

♪ You're walkin' on the water
that I'm drownin' in ♪

♪ Thought I heard a whisper ♪

♪ Was it just the wind? ♪

There's a lot going through my head
right now and it's, it's k*lling me.

I actually can't believe
this is happening to me right now.

I'm so, so, so heartbroken.

♪ And if I'm the one to blame ♪

♪ I guess all that I can say ♪

♪ It is, it is, it is what it is ♪

I hate him and I don't want
anything to do with him.

♪ Father, save me from myself ♪

[♪ song fades out]

-[Dominic] Good night.
-[Grace] Good night? What do you mean?

-Hold up.
-[Dominic] I'm goin' to bed.

[Gabriella] What are you talking about?

[Dominic] Look, she can jump
into the bed if she wants,

but I'm goin' to bed.

Oye!
No, you have to tell her, come to--

Let me not get involved.

Dom and Grace's relationship
is like a tortoise race.

You have to look at him like
you want him to [bleep] you, girl.

Like-- And then, maybe, just maybe,
he'll, like, lean in and go for it.

[♪ cheeky music playing]

[Hagen] What is he doing?

-Is his [bleep] out?
-Ah!

-[Grace laughing]
-[Hagen] What is he-- Is he taking a sh*t?

[Gabriella] Wait, what's going on?

[Hagen] Can you speak?

Oh, my God.

[Dominic] The bathroom is a safe place.

[all laughing]

Stop, oh, my God!

-He said, "Shoop."
-[Hagen] What is he doing?

-Did you see it?
-Dom, do helicopters!

-[Hagen] Grace--
-Y'all, I need to put my PJs on.

Grace, take a step in the dark side.

Ooh, oh, my God.
Yeah, I'm about to get naked.

[singsongy] ♪ Scoot over ♪

Let me in.

[♪ suggestive music playing]

[kissing]

[♪ music fades out]

I'm laying in bed crying,
pretending to be asleep

'cause I don't want anyone to see me.

There is, literally, nothing at all

that Tyler could say right now
to make me feel better.

I don't wanna look at this man.
I don't wanna see him.

I don't wanna talk to him.
He's dead to me.

Here's your toothbrush,
here's your boxers, go [bleep] yourself.

♪♪

[Sam] No, no.

[laughs] Tyler was put
in a pretty sticky situation,

and, trust me, I get it.

I don't know if
the conversations were had,

and I don't know what they have
discussed between the two of 'em.

All I know is, clearly,
he's kicked out of his lady's room.

I've been there, and I feel him.

[laughs]

You're in the doghouse, brother.

-[bleep]
-[♪ tense music playing]

First of all, everybody is entitled
to their own emotions and feelings,

and express it however they want.

I do think she overreacted a little bit.

I need to talk to her.

♪♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Hagen]
It's a new day in Castello Rosato.

We're up early this morning
for the Rosato breakfast.

For Tyler and Lexee, it's awkward.

If my man kissed someone else,
I would be so pissed.

Kissing guests is not part of the job
description unless you want it to be.

I feel like Tyler knows he made a mistake,
and it just makes things awkward.

I think the biggest thing is just
figuring out how to prioritize the guests,

and not getting involved
in all the other external factors.

-[Tyler] I felt [bleep] uncomfortable.
-[Lexee] You shouldn't have done that,

Tyler. There wasn't a g*n to your head.

-You don't have to kiss anybody.
-[Tyler] No, there wasn't, you're right.

I just honestly never thought that
you would be the one to do that to me,

so I'm just-- It is what it is.

Okay, you act like I don't care about you.

You don't. Because if--
you would've never done that to me.

Are you serious?
I was like, "Dude, I feel like sh*t

because I just talked
to you about that, like."

And you said you wouldn't do it,
so why the [bleep] should I ever

trust you again?
Like, just-- I can't.

Yesterday was a lot.

When you come from past relationships
where you've been cheated on and lied to,

um, you just question things
with new partners.

This man is, like,
excuse after excuse after excuse.

Like, you're a grown man.

I'm waiting for the, "I'm [bleep] sorry,
it's never gonna happen again,"

but I'm not getting that right now.

[sighs] I don't know how we got here.

And now, I have to serve these girls,
and now it's, like, on me.

Like, there's no excuses.
Like, I don't know what to tell you.

You told me you wouldn't do it,

-and you did, so.
-[Tyler] Yeah, you're right, and I did.

And I don't want it to ever happen again,
so I guess I'm done.

[Tyler] Whatever, bro.

I feel like we should sleep
for 20 more minutes, have our coffee.

-[Charlene] Good morning.
-[Katherine] Oh, good morning, Hagen.

[Anthony] We cut that for, for you.

-[Ashley] It's all good?
-[Anthony] No, it's good.

Uh, we mix with some mozzarella.

[Hagen] The group is kinda, like--

-They're, they're interesting.
-Yeah, today should be interesting.

-[Hagen] They're really nice.
-Yes, they are.

The only thing I'm gonna
say about those girls

is some of them need stronger tops.

I feel like their tit is--
tit out one way, tit out one way.

-I'm like, "Please."
-[Ashley] No, honestly.

Let's purchase some nice tops.
We're in a castle.

No, their t*ts definitely
were front-facing.

-[all saying "good morning"]
-Where are my slippers?

[Anthony] Ha-ha,
that's what I'm talking about.

[Ashley] As far as our flow
in the kitchen right now, it's good.

We're getting sh*t done.

We're on time, our schedule is spot on.

-Beautiful, Chef.
-What time is it?



Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Where's everybody?

Okay, guys, service, please!

[♪ tense music playing]

Where are the guests?

Breakfast at 9:30,
so we need to be ready for that.

[Ashley] Is Siadi grabbing them right now?

-[Sam] Yeah.
-Um, I believe so, yes.

[Anthony]
Siadi's job is guest servicing,

to make sure he brings
the guests on time for breakfast.

Serving cold food is
the worst thing you can do as a chef.

I will not stand for that.

By 9:30, they should be
sitting over there...

-[Sianna] Okay.
-...having breakfast.



[Sianna] I can talk to him about that.

[Ashley]
Their breakfast is gonna be cold.

[Anthony] Just common sense.

One [bleep] job, you know?

Hey, guys.
This need to be done before, okay?

It's 9:30 right now. 9:30 is breakfast.

The guests should be here.

-The food is ready.
-[Siadi] I have to go get them.

This is all I wanna wear all weekend.

That is so stinkin' cute.

I'm confused at how that even happened.

I'm an emotional hangover today
because I've had to deal with a lot,

whether that be Sianna,

or whether that be
how anybody's treating me.

And now, Charlene's group
is late for breakfast,

so Chef's [bleep] pissed.

And I just know it's gonna end poorly.

Unless, like, there's
very something important,

they say, "Oh, like,
we're gonna be late on breakfast."

In this case, you're telling me,

but if not, I'm ready on time, you know?

-[Sianna] Yeah, yeah.
-[Ashley] Siadi's gotta be like,

"Hey, guys, we have
a schedule to keep, you know?"

[Anthony] Yeah, the [bleep].

♪♪

[Sianna] Chef's mad.

[Siadi] I know. Well, I mean,
I was doing place settings.

-[indistinct] Like, I was--
-[Sianna] I know, but Chef's upset though.

Alright, you guys.

Sorry, I know we're, like,
running a little bit behind,

and we just want
your food to be still warm.

-[chuckling]
-Chef's like, "What the [bleep]?"

[Sianna laughs]

Chef, he's ******* pissed.

He's upset.

He's like, "My food, it's important."

[Gabriella] Siadi's responsible
for making sure the guests

are coming to breakfast on time.

I struggle a lot with Siadi

because he paints a pretty picture
for Lisa and the guests.

But, with us, he's a piece of sh*t.

[Sam] Almost every single problem
here in the castle

has to do somewhat with Siadi.

You know, I can't really shake it.
I don't really know who this guy is.

Like, who really is Siadi?

I know Chef can get a little pissed,
but he is real pissed off right now.

[Anthony] The [bleep].

Siadi, unfortunately,
you don't know what your job is.

If we have that issue again,
we'll have to talk to Lisa together

because I'm not okay with that.

Tell me when the guests is here, okay?

[Producer] After Hannah and
Marciano left...

was everything smooth sailing, or...?

It, it was messy.
I understand the staff's sentiment.

They want to know
who they're sleeping next to.

-Does it scare you?
-Yeah, it's like, "You don't have to lie."

[Tyler] I can't hold
this [bleep] secret anymore.

Cheers to finishin' off the season strong.

[group cheering]

[Lisa] This is a sexy bunch.
Hello, welcome.

Who is going to get
smashed with me tonight?

[♪ upbeat pop music playing]

[Anthony] Summer time, we're in Italy.

I feel like we really
have that vacation vibe.

You know, it's amazing.

You guys, paint who you--
what you think I want to look like.

My fake chin, my chin implant,
make sure that's prominent.

Spirit, if you are here,
please connect with us.

-[Beau] It's moving.
-[Stassi] It's moving.

Y'all know who go first
in the scary movies.

[Beau] I'm out.

-Of the relationship or the room?
-No, I'm just outta this room.

[laughter]

Cheers to all the toxic couples
in the castle.

-[group cheering]
-I do have feelings for you.

Look, Grace and I are gettin' along,
but, Alyssa, she's a sweetheart.

Oh, thank you so much.

I'm so sorry.

[crying] I just feel really stupid
for being so vulnerable.

I'm, like, getting
the feelings from last year.

I don't wanna be in this--
romantically anymore

-involved with you.
-Cool.

[Sianna crying]

-We have to hold it together.
-Okay. Sounds-- Okay. Sounds--

-Sounds like sh*t.
-Sounds like sh*t.

I'm used to dealing with sh*t, so.

I'm sitting across from a guy
that I have no idea who he is,

and we've lived with him
for the entirety of summer.

Who are you? You're a fraud.

-You need to chill out.
-No, no, no, no, no.

I don't need to chill anything.

You feel safe with me?
I can make you feel unsafe.

[Siadi] He's a two-faced b*tch, bro.

-I ain't talkin' to him.
-I know, and that's what I'm saying.

You should tell him that.

[Ashley] Every time you're drunk,

you say stupid sh*t
about me in the kitchen!

But tonight, you say
a mother[bleep] thing else,

and it's gonna be up, I promise you that!

[Lisa]
You seem like an emotional wreck.

-[crying]
-Darling.

United we stand, divided we fall.

At the beginning of summer,

I stated that I would be
awarding a $30,000 bonus.

It was a complicated decision.

I don't want to say arrivederci.

I want to say, "I'll see you soon."

-Thank you, from me to all of you.
-[group cheering]

♪♪

[Lexee]
I don't want anyone to see me out. Okay.

[Gabriella] Bring it around to-- Yeah.

Now bounce, bounce, bounce.
Up and down, up and down.

-[Lexee] Is it moving?
-[Gabriella] Bro, yes, go.

-What are talking about?
-Mine doesn't move, though.

-No, yes, it was.
-But yours moves, mine doesn't move.

-I just have a bigger one. It's different.
-[Lexee laughs]

[Lexee]
Okay, wait. Am I delusional?

-What do you mean?
-No, it-- I'm looking at it.

-Do it.
-I wanna see.

-No, it feels weird.
-[Gabriella] No, it's not.

[Lexee] See, I want mine to shake.

-It's moving.
-No, it's not.

Wait, does it look bad?

Can I do that in public,

-and people won't make fun of me?
-Yeah!

♪♪

[♪ music fades out]