01x08 - Bizarre Ride

[bunniefuu]

Whoo!

Hey! Watch the paint.

Psh. Man, I'm never having kids.

Boy.

Mmm?

♪ Now, in my younger days
I used to sport a shag ♪

♪ When I went to school
I carried lunch in a bag ♪

♪ With a apple for my teacher
'Cause I knew I'd get a kiss... ♪

Huh?

Oh, crap!

Dang it.

Huh?

Guess I got the drop on you, huh?

Yeah, I know.

I am funny.

I get that all the time.

Ah!

Oh, sh...

Man, what is that?

You get that at RadioShack?

Whoa! Hey, man!
I'm just freelance. I ain't no cop.

Whoa! What in the...

What the what?

Wh... No, thank you. Nope. Uh-uh.

Never underestimate a mark,
even when he's down.

Hello, Zeno.

Uh... Who are you?

I'm the guy who's supposed
to be catching this yag-off.

Let me guess. You're after him too.

Uh... Yeah?

Zeno, you gakbag.

How did you manage
to be a deadbeat in multiple star systems?

Huh?

What's... that for?

It's your half. You know, for finding him.

That's gotta be, like, five grand.

That's a good amount, right?

You know, you're pretty good
for a terrestrial.

If I get overbooked, you know,
I might be able to throw you some work.

What?

Bounty hunting.

Wow. You guys really loved your partner.

That was our dad, you jerk!

No!

Dad?

Wow, Glorlox. You k*lled their dad.
I mean, that's pretty messed up, man.

Uh...

That goes with the gig.

Sabo, he would... He's the first...

Terry, he brought this on himself!

What... Don't look at me.

Prisoners to their cells!
What's everybody looking at?

You're gonna pay for what you did
to our dad, squid face!

Stay in orbit. Get the Conglomerate.

Tell 'em we've got their fugitive.

Vax, I'm scared.

Don't be.
They're not gonna k*ll you.

There would be no profit in it.

But what about you?
What are they gonna do to you?

I knew what I signed up for.
And they don't have me yet.

Do you think our dad's okay?

I do not know.

I just...

The last thing I said to him,
I didn't mean it.

I was just mad.

The last thing I said
before he...

Leeza.

These feelings, they are important.

But they are for another day.

They will not save us right now.

We must focus on the moment.

We still have time to change our outcome.

But what are we gonna do?
We don't have any weapons.

We have time. And we have our minds.

Can you help me do this?

Okay.

The Conglomerate ships are too big
to warp here right away.

They're gonna have to fuel up first.
That buys us some time.

Let's look at our surroundings.
Is there anything of use to us?

Maybe we can fashion
something into a weapon.

All the planets
you could have died on.

Chillion.

Sean. Lisa.
They're still out there.

Hmm?

What the...

Oh no.

Enough!

Let me speak to him.

You guys can talk?

Indeed! We were known as great orators.

Until they made us wear the collars
which scrambled our speech patterns.

Wow. That's really messed up.

Hey. Ain't you the one
that stole my blaster?

Oh, man!

Yes. You are the one
who kidnapped Vax.

Yeah, well, don't waste your energy.
Someone else stole her from me.

So she's alive.

Yeah, for now.

I gotta find a way
to get to Sean and Lisa.

Don't worry, guys. I'm coming.

What is your connection to Leeza?

Are you her friend?

Well, probably not at the moment.

I'm her father.

Father of Leeza!

Terry.

Hey, KRS. You okay?

I think so.

But I can't feel the rest of me.

So, Vax is with Leeza.
They are in prison together?

Yeah. They're in danger. Which is why
I don't have time to talk to you.

We could help.

Thanks, but I'm in a hurry.

Everyone!
Vax and Leeza are alive.

But they need help.

What is this, Chakalau?

Why should we risk our lives?

Vax knew the chance she was taking.

The laws of the colony state...

Do not preach to me
the laws of the colony!

I etched them onto the walls
of the mines with my own claws

so our youngest may know them.

One of those laws demands,

"When an ally is in danger,
a Chilla must answer the call."

But what can we do?

We should go back
to the jungles where we belong.

Tell me, Alderman Chooman.

I do not see one
of their collars around your neck.

So why do you speak as if there is?

What... What is happening right now?

- We don't have...
- Shh. He is trying to help us.

Have we heard
the zookeeper's speech so often

that we now take it as truth
that the Chilla are helpless,

simple creatures?

No!

Who cannot live without
the Conglomerate's gracious food pellets.

The poor Chilla, he cannot even fight!

We can fight!

Then let us show them!

Vax and Leeza freed us.

It is time to repay our debt

and to educate their captors
on the true nature of the Chilla!

Yes! Yeah!

Yeah!

We will get you a ship.

Okay, Gizmo. Where at?

Leave it to us.

So... got any weapons?

Will this do?

Holy... Yeah, yeah, okay.
Just point it over there, not at my head.

Incoming call from Conglomerate.

Glorlox.

Hello.
We heard you have something for us.

You could say that.

You know that fugitive, the one
Sabo Brok was supposed to bring in?

Well, I got her.

Sabo went rogue. Didn't have
the stomach for the job, in my opinion.

But me and my team stayed on him.

And after he dropped the ball,
we were there to extract her.

You have her with you?

Well, before we get to that,
we gotta talk about my rate.

And what would that be?

Well, see, that's the tricky part.

'Cause, you know,
I ain't got a fixed rate, necessarily.

You know, a bounty like this,
well... ...you're looking at...

Stay where you are.
We're on our way.

Huh? What?

Wait. Hold on a second.
I didn't even tell you, uh...

Must've tracked our coordinates.

All right. Just... stay in orbit.

Hmph. Bunch of snakes.

How's this?

It'll do.

I... I think I got it.

Whoa! Sean, how did you...

I added a few upgrades.

Very impressive, Robo-Sean.

Thanks.

Gentlemen!
We are the survivors! We, precious few.

It is up to us
to defeat these furry insurgents.

This is where we make our sta...

Huh?

Huh?

- I'm freaking out, man.
- I can't do it.

Shh. It's okay.
We're gonna get through this.

I can't do this.
I can't do this.

I'm not going anywhere.

No matter...

Samantha, no!

I love you!

No! No! No!

Stand your ground!
I said stand your gr...

Remember, we're gonna need to board them
without exchanging cannon fire.

My kids and Vax are on board.

Hmm.

Uh... Hey! The prisoners!

Quick! Grab the weapons.

Ah!

Freeze, sister.

Now turn your butts around
and get back in that cell.

Uh...

Don't test me now.

Now what?

Attention.
You are an unsanctioned craft

in Conglomerate territory.

Prepare to be boarded for inspection.

Listen, you yag.

We're on an important mission
for the Conglomerate, your bosses!

If that's true,
we won't take long.

Prepare to be boarded for inspection.

Why does no one listen to me?

Bogdog. Quit lying around!

Ship inspection.

Bogdog's not lazy. You're lazy.

Purpose of voyage?

I told you, we're bounty hunters!

So you say.

Transporting any alien fruit aboard?

Gorp melons?

No! We haven't transported
any Gorp melons!

Well, we need
to see your inventory.

Any goods or prisoners
must be accounted for.

We don't allow smugglers.

Be my guest.
All we got here are prisoners.

Mm-hmm.

Mmm!

What are you looking at, huh?

And we're gonna need
to see your contract with the head office.

I don't need a paper contract, okay?
I just spoke to 'em.

No paperwork? Sounds like smugglers.

You Marf licker!

We don't need stupid papers!
We are an elite team of mercenaries!

You got a problem with Bogdog, punk?

Huh?

Huh?

Uh-oh.

What the...

No papers.
Guess we're gonna have to turn this ship...

around!

Whoa!

♪ Report to the dance floor
Report to the dance floor ♪

I don't like this!

♪ I feel like getting crazy... ♪

Sabo!

What is happening?

Leeza.

♪ Jump! Jump! ♪

♪ Higher, baby ♪

♪ Jump! Jump! ♪

♪ Getting higher, baby ♪

♪ Jump! Jump! ♪

On three.

One, two, three!

Ah!

Not bad. But here comes the thunder!

Huh?

Uh... The prisoners!

Vax!

Leeza!

It's great to see you!

Chakalau! How did you get here?

Your father, my people, and I...

...we've infiltrated the ship
to rescue you!

Dad!

Kids!

I'll take that.

We gotta help Vax.

Lisa, look at Lootbat.

Stay hidden, Sean.

You're right, Glorlox.

I did underestimate you.

Sabo, I didn't know.

Daddy!

You're okay!

Sean!

I thought you were gone.

Dad!

Well, look who's here.

Whoa.

No.

Dad, what is that?

It's... my boss.