02x02 - Jailbreak

[bunniefuu]

[Blobby] No, no, no! No!

KRS, we're getting close.
Engage cloaking proto...

Wh-What are you doing?

Mom, please, you've gotta help me.

This is unreasonable.
I didn't even do anything.

She's not your mom.

He told me I had a big head.

I was kiddi... Ah!

-You do not roast my brother!
-[Blobby] Wah-ah-ah-ah!

[clatter]

[gasps, pants]

Kids, please don't t*rture the slime.

Oh, God. Oh, God. The room is spinning.
Mom, I can't see you.

[sighs]

-[Blobby grunts]
-Mm! h*-h*!

What is this human beverage?

A Throat Blaster.
That one's Blueberry Smash. Solid choice.

-[squelch]
-It's like the nectar of the gods!

[munches]

I must have more, Sabo's child!

-Does he not know our names?
-[KRS] They're for the kids, squid man.

-Maybe save some for them.
-[Glorlox] "Squid man"?

[KRS] Yeah, it explains the face noodles.

These are Loxian warrior tendrils,
you little piece of scrap.

[KRS] Calamari face.

[both] Ooh!

-Rust bucket!
-[KRS] Want some of this?

-[kids] Fight! Fight! Fight!
-[Tess] Hey!

Can you all please be done with this

and get back to focusing
on our destination?

[Glorlox] Ahem-ahem.

There. We're close.

The BEF is in the Miranda Sector.

[KRS] "EHC Work Correctional Unit M-9."

-Mm. Sounds like a prison.
-Eh, more or less.

Bounties are held there
until they can be transported

to a proper containment facility.

If the EHC took Sabo, he'll be there.

For how long though, eh, who can say?

Okay, so this is easy then.

We get the ship close,
have KRS hack into their system,

find where Terry is, and go get him.

They've gotta have
a prisoner database, right?

Right.

I can't wait to see his face
when we all bust him out.

The way no one here has even heard
of a firewall astounds me.

[Sean] Blobby's right.

If we try to force our way
into the system,

it'll probably just raise the alarm
and lock us out.

Uh... Duh-doy. [belches]

Really? [sighs]

So, we gotta go in.

Here. Hope you don't mind, Mr. G.

I wired your old crew's
leftover surface radios

into our helmets
so we can all communicate.

Boy genius here can plug in a radio,

so I guess that means he's able
to hack a three-tier EHC security system.

[chuckles] Okay.

-[slurps]
-You hear that kids?

Sounds like Blobby is volunteering.

Puh-puh! What?
No. I am not going in there.

I'm serious.

There is absolutely no quackin' way

that any of you are getting me
to go inside that...

[dramatic rock music playing]

[sloshing]

You know what? No.
No, no, no. This isn't gonna work.

You guys are gonna get me captured
for real,

and then I'm gonna be stuck here.

And Loxians do not do well in captivity.

It'll be fine.

We just gotta make 'em think
Mom is turning you in

long enough for us to split off
and search the database for Dad.

Then, we're out.

[Sean] Yeah, we promise
we won't leave you in there.

I like your jokes too much.

Hmm...

[sighs deeply]

Fine.

But you better not
screw this up, Hendrixes.

-[Sean] You should really learn our names.
-Guys, it'll be fine. Mom, just be cool.

[Tess] I'm your mother. I'm always cool.

[Lisa sighs]

[music continues]

[Tess] Okay. Do your thing, big guy.

[chime]

[automated voice] Please remain still
for scanning.

-Loxian fugitive 19144.
-[monitor trills, beeps]

[automated voice] The EHC thanks you
for keeping our universe free of scum.

Uh, rude. [scoffs]

[automated voice] Please wait
for EHC officer escort.

[officer] If you'll just follow me.

[prisoner growling]

[snorting]

-[knuckles crack]
-[growling]

Huh?

Uh, hi.

[Torga] Well, well, well.

-Look what the Vunaari dragged in.
-[Bogdog] Hmm?

-[Lootbat] Hey, Glorlox! Glorlox!
-Hey, Boss!

-Hey! Wait! No, wait!
-Boss!

[Lootbat] Too good for us or something?

You better hope
they don't put you in here with Bogdog.

-You hear Bogdog?
-Buh-caw?

[suspenseful music playing]

[whispers] Okay, you're up, honey.
Please, be careful.

[Lisa] Got it.

Okay. Love a good stretch.

Let's do this thing.

[suspenseful music continues]

-[Tess] Lisa, keep us updated.
-[Sean] Yeah, Lisa, keep us updated.

Lisa, which I now know
is your name, hurry!

[comm trills]

Ugh. This is a maze.

-[radio chatter nearby]
-[gasps] Blobby.

Shh. I'm thinking.

[Blobby panting]

[grunts]

[Lisa] What are you do...

[squelch]

Who needs a map when you've got Blobby?

[Lisa] Hold still.

Hmm...

-[Lisa] There! This way!
-[Blobby giggles]

[officer] Processing is just
down this hallway.

-Oh, yeah. Great. Can't wait.
-[woman] Oh, my gosh. Great question.

If you look down this hallway,

you'll see about 20
of our newest additions.

From here, they rotate in shifts
and head toward the workroom.

That's up next.

Oh! Looks like we'll be adding
a new face soon.

[pulsating electronic music playing]

Ooh! [gasps] That necklace.

Gosh, it looks so, mm... exotic.

-Where'd you get it?
-[Tess] Oh, this? Uh...

Pfft. I'm not sure.

I probably swiped it off a mark
a while back. Yeah.

Huh. That's fun.

[robot] Creator, your presentation.

Oh, thank you, Beta.

Mm. Keep up the great work.

Right this way, gentlemen.

[officer] All right. This way.

-[Sean] Mom, why'd you lie about...
-[whispers] Not right now.

[mysterious ambient music playing]

[Sean] Cool bot.

Mom or the bot?

Mom or the bot?

Ah, cool bot!

[officer] Wait in line here,
and we'll have number 19144 take a seat.

-[snorting]
-[indistinct chatter over PA]

[sighs]

-[guard 1] He says...
-[gasps]

"Any food in the fridge
that's not labeled is fair game."

And I'm like, "Oh, yeah?"

"Anybody else bring fresh produce
from their honeymoon in Tarregnum?"

[guard 2] A honeymoon on Tarregnum?
Dude, you are living.

-[comm trills]
-Security G breaking for lunch.

[keypad beeps, buzzes]

Unh! Locked.

All right, gimme a boost.

Uh, kid, I don't know if... [groans]

Sure. [grunts]

Fine. No, this makes sense.

-[grunting]
-[Lisa] I see a bunch of screens.

That's a good sign.

Maybe we... Wuh. Blobby?

[groaning]

-Ew, Blobby!
-Uh! I tried to tell you.

I literally don't have vertebrae.

Ugh. Gross.

Can't you just ooze under the door
and unlock it from inside?

"Oh, can't you just meow meow under the..."
It's not that easy, okay?

Blob physiology is very complex.

[thrum, crackles]

Or I could just stun your legs
to help them squeeze through.

All right, all right.
Take it easy. I'll do it.

Jeez.

[grunting]

Yah! [groans]

[mutters]

[grunting]

[straining]

Come on.

[grunting]

[thrum]

-[zaps]
-Ah!

[pants]

[tapping]

[beeping]

-[database whirs, buzzes]
-Move. Watch the door.

Make sure those EHC dweebs
don't come back.

[whirring, buzzes]

Ah, well, we're at our final stop.

Hope you saved some room.
I told you it'd be exciting.

-Lights, display setting number six.
-[blip]

-[clank]
-[lights pinging]

[spotlights whirring, clank]

-[Sean gasps]
-[epic music plays]

Now, we're all familiar
with the previous EHC regime

and its endeavors.

Obviously, there's no need
to bring up the past,

but it's safe to say,
some mistakes were made.

However, gentlemen,
we are now entering into a new phase

of the Endless Horizons Conglomerate,

and you're all here today
because you're interested

in being part of that change.

Yes, from the new, fresh,
responsibly sourced products

in our Bucky Quanto's kitchen,

to the restructuring of this very facility
to rehabilitate former criminals

into contributing members
of our EHC family,

every hand of our new vision for the EHC

is helping to connect the universe.

[trilling]

[powering up, zaps]

[visitor] Huh! h*-h*.

[Sean] Whoa.

And what you're about to see
is the next step,

not just for EHC,
but for the entire universe.

Beta.

-[crack]
-[visitors gasp]

[zap]

[heavy clang]

-[all clapping]
-[visitor 2] Wow.

Wow.

-I'm happy to present to you...
-[inspiring music plays]

...the Warp Gate.

Imagine, one in every corner
of the galaxy,

the furthest reaches of space.

No need for warp pods,
no need for cold fusion drives.

Those Interstellar truckers zipping
across star systems,

this is for them.

Because, gentlemen,

the new EHC doesn't just
connect the universe.

-We connect people.
-[music fades out]

Okay, this is impressive, Pam.

The-the implications of this
are astronomical,

but the resources needed
to produce this kind of power, I...

[Pam] Oh, h*-h*-h*.

Come on, Kyle,
you beautiful little man-child.

You didn't trust me to think of that?
Tut-tut-tut.

[Sean] So cool.

-[Blobby] Tap that here. Bypass this.
-[keyboard clacking]

Go around you, and...

-[error tone]
-How are we doing, Blobby?

Eyes outside.
I can't perform under such pressure.

Hmm. Let me keep clicking
to see if that solves the problem.

-[error tone]
-Oh, no. The dreaded orbiting moon ball.

So annoying!

-[indistinct chatter]
-[grumbles]

[PA chiming]

[crying]

[nearby bounty clears throat, sniffs]
Glorlox. No, no.

Man, these are some glorious lox
on my bagel.

Glorlox. [coughing]

Um, can I help you?

h*-h*-h*! It is you! Ah, I knew it.

-Do I know you?
-[bounty] Yeah.

Well... no, not really.

You locked up one of my boys,

but at the time,
he was house-sitting at my place,

so I feel a connection.

[chuckles]

Zeitler.

[Tess] Lisa, we're close. How about you?

-[trilling, error tone]
-[Blobby] Again? Really?

Can you guys just keep it up
for a little longer?

[Tess sighs] All right, but just...
just get a move on.

[sighs] Thank you for being patient.

I got a fresh form.
Let's start with your name.

[Tess] My name is...

the Legendary Ga-Hoo.

Uh-huh...

-Do you have a contractor receipt...
-[Tess] Let me stop you there.

Is there a supervisor I can speak with
about reimbursements for unexpected costs?

Oh, okay. Um...

-[whispers] Hide.
-Hmm?

[beeping]

-[comm trills]
-Corridor G is clear. Moving to H.

[tense music plays]

-[computer chimes]
-[gasps] I'm in.

S-A-B...

[beeping]

[Blobby] Mm...

"O."

Oh.

[trilling]

[chimes]

[alert droning]

Ah, can't believe the mighty Glorlox
is finally on this side of things.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah,
you really are just like your partner.

[Glorlox] Hmm?

[tense music continues]

Dad.

"Six-two"? Pfft. Not even that tall.

-Hmm. Weird.
-What is it?

What do you know about Brok?

I know I never expected
an all-star like him

to be such an easy mark, that's for sure.

And on a private contract too? Pbbt.

-Private?
-Oh, yeah.

Random freelancer picked him up.
A-A guy by the name of "Widowmaker."

[chuckles] Oh, man.

Dude's probably blowing all the cash
he got at the Ocanom Coast as we speak.

Gah. I would loveto live in the OC.

So, the EHC doesn't have him.

-[bleep]
-The EHC doesn't have him.

What? No.

Search again. He's gotta be here.

Hey. What's taking so long?
I'm on the meter.

I'm just saying, if y'all were really
about connecting the universe,

you'd reimburse people for warp pods.

I-I-I'm sorry. I'm new here.

-[Glorlox] T-T-Tess. Tess.
-[Tess] Hold on a sec.

-[comm trills]
-Oh, lady, come on!

-Tess.
-Mom. Mom, come in.

-[Tess] I'm here. What's going on?
-Sabo isn't...

-He's not here.
-[Tess] Wait. What?

-Dad isn't here.
-[dramatic music plays]

Mom. Mom, are you there?

-[door beeping]
-[Blobby gasps]

[guard 1] Hey! What are you doing?
Backup, corridor G. I need...

-Ah! [groans]
-[zapping]

-[Lisa] Run!
-[alarm blaring]

[grunting]

Get back here.

-[woman over PA] All personnel...
-[guard 2] Everybody, stay put!

[woman over PA]
...and report to your supervisor.

-[creak, snap]
-[grunts]

-[weapon whirs]
-[grunts]

[guard 3] Hold it! Huh?

[grunting]

-[weapon whirs]
-[guard 3 gasps]

[guard 4] Hold it!

[both panting]

[guard 1] Halt! Halt!

[Blobby] I can't go back to prison. Uh!

-[panting]
-[guard 1] I want to see your guest badge!

[grunts, groans]

[Lisa] Ugh. That's nasty.

Ugh! That's nasty!

-I'd like to see you do any better.
-[guard 1] Stay where you are.

-I'm winded.
-[Lisa] Come on!

[squelching]

[Lisa] Blobby!

Oh, wise sister, this is how I go.

-I...
-[Lisa] Cut it out.

-Grab my arm. [gasps]
-[gasps]

[groans] Hey.

Hey-Hey! Hey, get back here!

-[Lisa groans]
-Get back here, you... Whoa!

[both grunting]

-[Lisa] Ah!
-[guards grunt]

[both panting]

-[guard 5] Anybody got eyes on 'em?
-[guard 6] Nothing on thermal.

Mm-mm. [inhales]

Everyone remain calm.

Just a standard test
of our emergency protocols.

-[Beta] Creator, would you like me to...
-Assuming manual control.

[chimes, drones menacingly]

[both panting]

-[Glorlox] This way!
-[Tess grunts, pants]

-[rapid firing]
-Whoa! Not that way.

-No, no, no. Not that way.
-[guards grunt]

[Tess] Gah! These hallways!
No wonder no one can escape from here!

"Oh, it'll be fine, Glorlox.
Trust us, Glorlox."

I swear, this is the last time
I listen to you or those stinking kids.

[Tess] The kids. Glorlox, where's Sean?

He's your kid.

[Tess] He was supposed
to be sitting with you.

No, I never signed off on that.

[Tess] Sean Everett Hendrix...

-[Sean gasps]
-...get your butt back to the ship.

-[guard 5] See anything?
-Get 'em!

[Tess] It should be implied
that the adults should watch the kids.

-[weapon c*ck]
-[Tess] Ah!

-Uh!
-[guard 7] Argh!

[Glorlox grunts]

Oh, okay, Miss "Lisa go off
with the creepy goo guy."

[both grunt]

[Sean] Mom!

[guard 8 grunts]

Sean!

Sean! Oh, yes, of course.
That's that-that one's name.

-[Sean] Good shot, Mr. G.
-Ha-ha.

[Tess] Don't encourage him.
He almost k*lled you. Where were you?!

Gathering intel, obviously.

But then I heard the alarm
and assumed we messed up.

[Tess] Gah!

[Sean] Oh, I gotta tell you
about this bot.

[Tess] Run!

-Uh! Come on. [pants]
-[Glorlox grunts]

[Beta screeches]

-[Lisa panting]
-[Blobby grunts]

-[Tess and Glorlox panting]
-[rapid footsteps approaching]

[menacing ambient music plays]

-[Blobby gasps]
-[Lisa] Huh?

-[woman over PA] All personnel...
-[guard 1] Okay. Everybody just sit down.

We got this all under con... [grunts]

[all growling]

-[bounty 1] Let's get outta of here.
-[guard 2] Gah! No!

[scanner beeping]

-[alarm ringing]
-[guard 3] Somebody help me!

[grunting]

[bounty 2 groans]

-[clamoring]
-[bounty 3] Freedom!

[bounty 4] Argh!

-Huh!
-[guard 4] Listen!

[all panting]

Let's not forget about Blobby! Ha-ha!

[both panting]

-[Tess] Lisa!
-[Blobby] Come on.

-[Tess] KRS!
-[KRS] I'm awake! I'm awake!

[Tess] Start it up.

[Sean] Come on, Mr. G!

-[Tess] Glorlox, we gotta go!
-[ship powering up]

Go to the Ocanom Coast Casino,

about a half day's trip from here,
on the planet Ocanom Prime.

Find the Widowmaker.
He's the one that took Sabo.

Aren't you coming?

I'll catch up.
There's something I gotta take care of.

[menacing music plays]

-[scanner trilling]
-[alarm sirens]

[rapid firing]

-[blast]
-[Tess] Glorlox!

-[alarm wailing]
-[glass shattering]

-[menacing music plays]
-[Beta growls]

[all] Ah!

[screeches]

[all panting]

-[spaceship whirring]
-[Blobby grunts]

[Tess] KRS, go now. Go now!

[scanner trills]

[snarls]

[whoosh]

[thrusters blast]

[beep]

[scanner trilling]

[menacing music playing]

-Hey! Hey, you! Hey! What is goin' on?
-[rapid firing]

What is this? He just... Argh!

[all gasp anxiously]

-Boss!
-Boss!

You comin' or what?

-Woo-hoo!
-We made it!

[Blobby groaning]

Oh, my God.
That was way too close for comfort.

Oh, we had way more close calls than that
when we were with Dad. Right, KRS?

[KRS] Uh...

[in robotic voice] Command not recognized.

[chuckles nervously]

KRS, the Ocanom Coast Casino,
what can you tell us?

[monitor beeping]

-[trills]
-[KRS] Ooh, boy! No results for that one.

-How's that possible? Try it again.
-[monitor trills]

-Maybe Glorlox said it wrong?
-[KRS] I don't know what to tell you guys.

There's nothing like it
on any known celestial database.

[Blobby sighs] Ocanom Prime...

won't be on any intergalactic charts.

[slurping]

The place is an outlaw safe haven.
It's off the grid.

You'll need to manually navigate
to the Mayhon Belt.

-[slurping]
-[Blobby gulps]

What?

-Did you just help us willingly?
-[Sean gasps]

Wha... No.

Stop it. You're helpful today.

I just want to see what happens next,
all right? [slurps]

[KRS] Uh... Okay.

Well, setting course,
Ocanom Prime, Mayhon Belt.

ETA 9.21 hours. Buckle up, babies.

So, the Conglomerate didn't take Dad?

Just 'cause they didn't do it
doesn't mean they're still not stink-bags.

True.

That Pam lady seems nice though.

[doors beeping]

Get a cleanup crew together.

I want this place spotless
in time for the next investor group.

Sabo Brok?

[suspenseful music playing]

Why would they go through all that trouble
to look at this?

[music intensifies]

[music fades out]