02x08 - Tales of Doloraam: Part 1

[bunniefuu]

[threatening music playing]

[spaceship rumbling]

[fighter jets whoosh]

[whizzing]

[both gasp]

[Lisa gasps]

[fighter jets whizzing]

Treacherous snake!

So, this is how the EHC
conducts themselves

when they don't get their way?

Let me assure you, that won't happen here.

[guards panting]

[energy thrums]

You will neverhave this planet.

All due respect, Your Highness...

[guards grunt]

...but I believe you've misread
your predicament.

The moment I stepped foot here,

on this god-awful, backwoods,
mud stain of a planet...

Ahem.

...it was already ours.

Look out!

[bots screech]

-[firing]
-[guards grunt]

-[grunting]
-[guard 1] Ah!

[guard 2] Run!

[Adja] Hyah! Unh!

Go! Get the doors!

[grunts]

[grunts]

-[bot screeches]
-[Adja grunts, strains]

Hyah!

[electricity crackling]

-[energy thrums]
-[suspenseful music plays]

-Adja, come on!
-Hurry!

[grunts]

[energy thrums]

[clattering]

[wind whistling]

[comm ringing]

-This is Pam.
-[soldier] Your orders, ma'am.

[ominous ambient music plays]

Burn it all.

[canon whirs, clanks]

[powering up]

[Doloraami whimper]

-[laser blasts]
-[screaming]

[sinister music plays]

[murmurs nervously]

[blast]

-[Beta] Are you well?
-Oh, yes.

Yes, things are going swimmingly.

[humming]

[headset chimes]

On to phase two.

[spacecraft whirring]

Fools!

You were all ready
to hand over the kingdom and its keys

to that serpent, and now look.

Empress. H-Hey. I get it.

I worked with these people for years

and didn't know
just how bad they could be.

-But y'all got bigger problems right now.
-Mom, Terry's right.

This is nobody's fault.
We need to figure out what we're gonna do.

-[blast]
-[rumbling]

[Terry gasps]

My king and queen, I'm ready to serve.
Just say the word.

-Yes, us too.
-Tell us what we must do.

[scoffs] They want to fight...

[energy thrums]

[dramatic music plays]

...we'll give them w*r.

[panting]

Y'ate! Ocos'a!

[guards panting]

[energy thrums]

[gasps] Ocos'a!

[energy thrums]

[weapons c*ck]

[dramatic music continues]

[energy thrumming]

[grunts]

Ma'am, the Doloraami have implemented
some force to nullify our attacks.

Ma'am, please advise. Please!

-Ocos'a!
-[static crackles]

-Ocos'a!
-[soldiers]Ocos'a!

You guys have a whole army?

We long thought the accord
with the Vunaari nation might not last,

so we did what all warriors do
in peacetime.

We prepared.

No kidding.

-[floor squeaks]
-Wow.

Someone really needs to update
the Doloraami character deck,

'cause their ability cards
are off the charts.

Shh. Shush.

All right, what's next?

[energy thrums]

Now, we fight.

I love it here.

The Doloraami spirit is the spirit
of a warrior.

We will lay waste to their machines,
drive them from our kingdom.

And we will make them regret
having stepped foot on Doloraami soil.

[guard] Your Highness,

we are ready.

[drums beating]

[soldiers shouting]

[all] Ocos'a!

[shouting]

[bots snarling]

[weapons powering up]

[groans]

[soldiers] Ocos'a!

[epic music playing]

[explosions]

[grunts] Ocos'a!

-[muffled rapid fire]
-[energy thrums]

Whatever you need from us, we got you.

No, Janeera...

you've grown into a beautiful woman.

[emotional music plays]

When you were a child, I...

I didn't see you.

I see you now.

Your life, the family you've created.

[Sean giggles, gasps]

It's beautiful.

Your duty is to them, to protect them.

[heavy blockade opens]

[blockade thuds]

Earth is your home.

[music swells]

[chuckles softly]

The last time I ran away from a problem,
it came back, kidnapped my husband,

and destroyed the only good shopping mall
in the entire county.

So, I'm not running.

Mom, Dad, Doloraam's my home too,
and I'm gonna defend it.

[sharp blades thrum]

-[whimsical music plays]
-[Sean sighs]

[sighs]

Okay, can we just skip to the part
where y'all tell us we can't come,

and then we say...

Family sticks together.

And we love each other,
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Huh?

[music crescendos]

[music ends]

Stay safe, guys.
Our comms are on if you need us.

Have fun at your little w*r.
This is totally cool. Ha-ha.

Super fine being a babysitter
and having my body used like this.

-[sinister music resumes]
-[rapid firing]

Okay, me and Tess will take lead.
You guys...

Oh, no, no, no. It's been 12 years
since I've seen my Janeera.

You'll forgive me if I insist
she be mydancing partner.

Which leaves us plenty of time
to get to know each other, son-in-law.

I got you.

-[Odoman] Ocos'a!
-[all] Ah!

-[soldiers gasp]
-[bot screeches]

[dramatic music plays]

[both grunting]

-[energy thrums]
-[Gurira grunts]

-[bot screeches]
-[crackling]

[Tess straining]

-I wonder, Janeera...
-[pants]

...do you even still know
how to use that thing?

Of course...

[grunts] ...I do. Ah!

I'm just, you know, pacing myself.

[chuckles] Restraint?

That is a quality you did not have
when you left here.

-[Tess gasps]
-[weapons whir]

-[energy thrums]
-[Tess gasps]

[Tess groans]

[clattering]

You must have gotten that
from your father. [laughing]

You know, it's...
It's not a competition, Mom.

[straining]

S-Sean, I swear, I'm gonna count to three,

and if you and Blobby do not let me
outta here...

Uh...

Okay, guys.

One.

Two.

Three!

[straining]

[panting]

[sighs] Come on, you guys.

You really just wanna sit here?

We could fight.

We could be helping.

Kid, I don't like this any more
than you do, all right?

It's... It's gross. I feel violated. Blegh!

But your folks say they've got this.
You guys'll just get in the way.

[energy thrums]

[mystical music plays]

-[energy thrumming]
-[Lisa breathing deeply]

[groaning]

Hey. Chill out in there.
This is how people get ulcers. Okay?

Whoa. Look at Mom and Grandma.

[Gurira grunting]

-[energy thrums]
-[exhales]

[gasps]

[inhales deeply, blows]

-[suspenseful music plays]
-[breathing deeply]

[energy thrums]

[gasps]

What? What is it? What's she doing?

I-I can't see. Kid, you better not be...

Hey! Stop that.

Whatever you're doing in there,
it feels weird. Hey, man...

-Whoa!
-[Sean] Ah!

-[grunts]
-[necklace thrums]

I did it.

I did it!

-Ha-ha!
-Um... Did you just...

See you, nerds!

You, uh... You okay, Blobby?

-[squeaking]
-Ow.

-[dramatic music plays]
-[distant explosions]

[gasps] Mom, where are you?

-[energy thrums]
-[soldiers grunting]

[sighs] Guess we're really doing this.

-[weapon whirs]
-[rapid firing]

-[nearby grunt]
-[gasps]

[grunting]

-Mom!
-[bot whirs]

[gasps]

-[growls] Surrender.
-[gasps]

[Lisa grunting]

-Ah!
-[bot] Surrender. Surrender.

-Come on!
-[bot] Surrender. Surrender.

-Surren...
-[Lisa grunts]

[fighter jet whizzes]

-[rumbling]
-[grunting in distance]

No. Mom!

Mom, get outta the way!

-Mom!
-[Adja grunts]

[gasps] Adja?

Little one. [pants]
What are you doing here?

-I...
-Janeera doesn't know you're here.

-Does she?
-Sa Adja, are you all right?

Yes, yes, I'm fine.

Um.

This is Lisa, daughter of Janeera.

She honors us by joining in our fight.

We welcome your aid, Sa Lisa.

A bit of advice, little one.

-This one works better like this.
-[gasps]

[energy thrums]

-[comm beeps]
-[Adja] Janeera.

-[comm beeps]
-Adj, hey!

[bot snarls]

Good to hear your voice. [grunting]

-You calling just to catch up or, uh...
-[Adja] Uh. Not quite.

Hey, Mom.

Oh, my...

Little girl, you are in so much trouble.

People are gonna have to invent a new word
for the type of trouble that you are in.

-I know you said to stay put...
-Uh-uh. Shh.

-She's with me, Janeera. She's safe.
-Adja. Adja. I am not okay with this.

[sighs] I know, J.
What do you want me to do?

What do I want you to do?

What... [breathing heavily]

Adja... you watch over her like a hawk.

Okay, do not let her out of your sight,
not even for a minute.

I know. I promise.

Lisa, listen to me. Be careful.

I will, Mom.

-[static crackles]
-[Tess sighs]

[yells]

[electricity crackling]

[bot] Creator. Creator.

[Beta] Creator, air and ground forces
have been reduced to less than 40%.

[Pam] Mm. Quite the AI you are, Beta.

Unable to do even the simplest tasks
on your own, hmm?

-[Beta] Apologies, Creator.
-[Pam] Oh, it's no problem, Beta.

You're just doing your best.
Let's send in the next wave, shall we?

[monitor trills]

[warp gate whirring, zaps]

[suspenseful music plays]

[fighter jets whoosh]

[whizzing]

[gasps]

[clanking]

[canons whir, blast]

[energy thrums]

-[cracking]
-[gasps]

[somber music plays]

Blobby?

Yeah, it, uh... doesn't look too good.

[faint rapid firing]

That thing, it's like...

It's like a really big version
of what I saw that Pam lady use

back at the prison!

The Warp Gate.

[gasps deeply]

-Uh, did you just have a stroke?
-[panting]

The Conglomerate ships,
back when Beta captured us,

they're warping in from there to here.

We've gotta shut it down.

Uh... "we"?

I just wanna be sure I heard you right.
Who is "we"?

Blobby, come on!

I'm not gonna be able
to do this without you.

Didn't you say you were
like a super engineer or something?

A class Alpha engineer,
Z-13 level intellect.

-It's really not that hard to remember.
-Come on.

You're practically part of the family
at this point.

[emotional music plays]

[sighs]

You know, you better put,
in that stupid book of yours...

You better make Flobby,
like, the main character.

I'm serious, man.
Gimme that thing before you break it.

[rumbling]

-[fighter jets whoosh]
-[ominous music playing]

-[comm chimes]
-[Sean] Ow!

-[Blobby] Move. I found the frequency.
-[Sean] She doesn't even like you. Ow!

-[both] KRS!
-[KRS] I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!

-What is it? Who is that?
-KRS, it's Sean.

-[KRS] Sean? Honey, what's going on?
-[Sean] We'll explain later.

Right now,
we have a special mission for you.

-[ship whirring]
-[guard] Huh? Uh. Wha...

-[blasts]
-[blade thrums]

-[dramatic music playing]
-[crashing]

[music fades out]

[Terry panting]

-[energetic music plays]
-[Terry grunts]

Ah!

[grunting]

-[energy thrums]
-Argh.

This is nice, huh?

-Don't you agree?
-Excuse me?

Your Earth family,
our Doloraami family, fighting together.

Oh, uh... Uh-huh.

Who knows?

[grunting]

Maybe you both decide to move here.

[chuckles] Okay, well,

we should probably just,
uh, focus on fighting.

Oh, yes, yes. Of course.
Do you plan on having more kids?

Hey! The fighting, man.
Let's focus on the fighting.

[dramatic music playing]

There!

KRS!

[KRS] Sean! Honeybun.
Oh, I'm so happy you're safe.

And Blobby. Yeah?

Come on. Blobby's safe too, right?

That's good, guys.

Ahem. Okay! So, seat belts, guys.

[thrusters blast]

That's a... a lot bigger up close.

[KRS] Mm.
This thing's pretty complicated, guys.

These terminals seem to hold
the power source.

Best shot is to disable them.
You guys gotta get moving.

-[clang]
-[grunts]

-[Blobby] Unh!
-[Sean groans, grunts]

-You think this is it?
-[Blobby] I don't know.

Do youusually keep not-important things
behind giant sealed doors? [scoffs]

-Okay. You don't have to be rude.
-Sorry. I get testy when I'm nervous.

-[keypad beeping]
-[Sean] Whoa.

So, I guess we just start, uh, hacking?

[sighs] Seriously?

[grunts]

[grunting]

-[bots screech]
-[grunts]

[gasps]

[Sean] I don't know!

I've never disabled
an alien super machine thing before.

[sighs] This is what I have to work with.

-Uh, little help? Ugh.
-Right. Sorry.

-[data whizzing]
-Ooh.

[computer trills]

Um. Uh... uh.

Dude, seriously!

I'm sorry. I'm trying.

[sighs] Hey, look,
do not tell anyone I said this,

but you are smart, kid.

Not like blob smart,
but definitely smart, for an Earthling.

I'm gonna walk you through this,
and we're gonna get this done, okay?

-♪ The boys are back in town ♪
-♪ The boys are back in town ♪

-♪ I said, the boys are back in town ♪
-♪ The boys are back in town ♪

[alert drones]

-♪ The boys are back in town ♪
-[powering down]

♪ The boys are back in town ♪

[electric guitar riffs]

[alert drones]

-[whir]
-[gasps]

[powering down]

[music fades out]

[beeping]

[warning alert drones]

[chimes]

Uh. What?

[rock music continues]

Beta, there appears to be some trash
on my warp gate.

Won't you be a dear and remove it for me?

[Beta] Yes, Creator.

-[keypad beeping]
-Oh!

All right, kid, you know what to do.

[computer chimes]

[gasps]

-Blobby, what are you...
-Sean, finish the shutdown protocol.

I am, but you have to...

Sean, finish the...

[unsettling ambient music plays]

Bah! [panting]

-[keypad chimes]
-[doors clang, groan]

-Blobby!
-Finish it! Now!

[grunts, groans]

-[weapon blasts]
-Argh! [groans]

KRS!

-[KRS] Honey, I'm just a bit busy.
-[rapid firing]

[menacing music plays]

Please! Please!

You don't have to do this.

[weapon charging]

[squelch]

Leave the kid alone.

[weapon charging, blasts]

[Blobby] Gah! [groans]

Please, just...

If you don't let us stop this,
a lot of people are gonna die.

Friends, my family, people I care about.

-[click]
-[gasps]

I know that Pam lady's your boss,
but she's bad.

She's a bad person...

and you don't have to be.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Beta trilling, zapping]

[Beta] I can... can... can... can... cannot.

-[weapon charging]
-You can!

You can make your own decisions.

[suspenseful music intensifies]

[whirring]

[gasps]

-[trill]
-[Beta] Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[voice morphing]
If you want something done right...

...you really have to do it yourself.

-[weapons c*ck]
-What?

-[blast]
-[powers down]

[growls]

Bogdog hates bots.

Bogdog?

-[comm chimes]
-[Glorlox] Yeehaw!

-[rapid firing]
-[rock music playing]

The cavalry's here, boys!

Watch out now!

Whoo! Coming by.

Whoo! [laughing]

Whoo!

Hey, Hendrix Jr., you got trouble comin'.

Oh, right, Mr. G.
You doing okay there, Blobby?

-[sizzling]
-Oh, no. Yeah, totally.

Uh, who wouldn't want this?

[trilling]

-[murmurs]
-[beep]

-[whirring]
-[electricity crackling]

[dramatic music playing]

[whoosh]

[clang]

[Lisa gasps]

[electricity crackling]

[music crescendos, fades out]

-[blast]
-[rumbling]

-[serene instrumental music plays]
-[ship groaning]

We did it.

-[Adja] Ocos'a!
-[Lisa] Ocos'a!

Push them back!

-[comm rings]
-[woman] We need aid. Please, send help!

This is Adja, 77th division. Who is this?

[garbled] Need help. EHC is...

I can't understand you.
You need help? Who is this?

They're here. The EHC is in the quarries.

-The EHC is...
-[guard] Wah!

-[guards grunting]
-[staffs clatter]

[helmet clangs, clatters]

[sinister music plays]

Mm! Don't you just love that smell, Beta?

-[Beta] What, Creator?
-[monitor beeps]

[whirring noisily]

Ah, progress.

[whirring continues]

[whirring ends]