03x04 - Two Plus Two...

[bunniefuu]

[classical music playing]

-[Raúl] Boo-ya!
-[cell phone chimes]

Oh! It's a text from Marimar.

Oh, so things must be getting serious?

She's a little bit of a prude,
but she's nice.

"Sounds good. Let's do lunch soon.
Can't wait to see you."

Have you told her about your
romantic anarchy agreement with Luz?

-Affective responsibility, Raúl.
-[Raúl] Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna tell her.
I just haven't had time yet.

-Listen, if you hurt Marimar, I will--
-What a pain in my a*s!

My serve. Let's go.

ALPHA MALES

Valentina, just please think this over.

Hmm. Please, I'm asking you. Don't--

Pedro, first, it's your girlfriend
and her pregnant maid.

Then pregnant maid's parents move in.

There's just too many people here.

[trills] If money is a problem,
I'll increase your salary. Hmm?

I already found new job in bar.

As a bartender?

[scoffs] But I think
you've got a better job here,

with more possibility for growth.

For growth?

I'll make you head maid.

I'll hire an undocumented girl to be
your underling, and you can t*rture her.

What do you think? Huh?

[groans] No luck. She's leaving.

Well, let's see who they send us next.

Don't hire anyone new.
We'll just do things ourselves.

We're gonna be fine.

How can we live without a housekeeper?

Look, I think having
a housekeeper's a little medieval.

We gotta set a good example for our child.

How can we tell them
to make their bed if we don't do it?

But they don't have to do it.

The advantage of living in the first world
is a third-worlder does it for them.

I don't want my son to be an as*h*le.
Or my daughter.

Oh, and the gender reveal party's
at six, remember?

Oh my God, those things are so tacky.

-Absolutely.
-[sighs]

And you can invite your friends,
if they wear muzzles.

[Pedro huffs]

I guess we should probably
fire Patricia just to be consistent.

Oh, no. Patricia's our nanny.

-A nanny's not medieval?
-Hurry. You're gonna be late.

[huffs]

"What does it mean to be a man?" Hmm?

Uh, "traditional masculinity
has always been defined

by what men don't wanna be."

"In opposition to their mother,
they don't wanna be a baby."

"In opposition to women,
they don't wanna be effeminate."

-"And in opposition to--"
-We men are such badasses, aren't we?

But, Iris, please, don't--

-My name's Jacob now.
-Jacob?

-What the hell's wrong with this girl?
-I'm not a girl.

-Yeah!
-Put your phone down.

Luis, I'm leaving.

Don't forget. Appointment today
with the psychologist.

-Today? I've got an audition.
-Well, we…

Okay, well, how about you go
and fill me in later?

Esther, what's more important here?

Some commercial

or trying to guide our daughter slash son?

How will I ever have an acting career
at this rate? [groans]

[Irene on TV] It's the stats.

Four out of ten Spanish men
visit prostit*tes.

We're number one in Europe,
and we're top three worldwide.

[man] But prostitution
serves a social function.

It's a line of work
that should be legalized.

So, if an employer were
to offer one of his employees

a raise in exchange for a blowjob,
you don't think that's harassment?

It's just part of the job?

-Hey! What are you doing?
-I don't wanna watch this!

I can't believe
you screwed things up this badly.

Well, you said she was your girlfriend.

Okay, look, when two people
talk every single day,

and they go out, and they f*ck.
They sleep side by side. They even spoon.

I mean, that means they're dating, right?

Not if you don't discuss it.
You're in a situationship.

What the hell is that?

It's almost something. Doesn't matter.

People have different paces.
You've fallen in love. She hasn't.

And how do
I make her fall in love with me?

Hmm, let it flow.

You gotta become a couple
without realizing it. Develop intimacy.

More? But we've already done it all.

Emotional intimacy.

You gotta encourage her
to tell you her secrets, her fears.

Allow her to be vulnerable with you.

-Yeah. Okay, she opens up. Then she--
-[intercom ringing]

Oh, sh*t, that's Manu. Can you let him in?

-Hey, what's up, father-in-law?
-Yeah, no, we're not doing that.

Okay.

Hey, uh, Blanca told you she asked
to borrow some money, right?

What? I'll f*cking k*ll her.

Relax, don't worry. We're family.

So whenever you need money.
I've already sent her the 10,000 euros.

Jesus Christ! I swear,
we're gonna pay you back, honestly.

Oh, I know you will. [chuckles]

-Did you tell him we're going to New York?
-Uh, what do you mean, New York?

I wanted to treat her. She kept insisting
on paying for the flight herself.

I'm not your sugar baby.

You know that in Spain,
we got some beautiful vacation resorts.

-Like Cuenca. Ever been?
-I'm paying with my university fund.

Your university fund is for university,
just like the name suggests.

-Right?
-What do you care, since I dropped out?

Since when?

I don't know what I wanna study yet.

Pick the wrong major
and regret it like everyone else.

Can I have my money or not?

-Blanca, Blanca. Hey.
-[groans]

You're still in bed at 11:30?

Hmm. 'Cause Salva dumped me.
He's a jackass.

That's about right.

Listen, where's the money
you borrowed from Manu? Hey.

I don't see it here.

Hmm, I put it in my account
so I can launch JBB.

"Jewelry by Blanca."

Jewelry by… uh…

Uh, Blanca, come on, now.

We can't be owing money
to a guy we wanna get out of our lives.

I don't want him out of our lives.

Whatever. Send me the money.
Álex is going to New York with Manu

and wants to buy her ticket
with her university fund.

Well, she dropped out, so let her buy it.

No, the thing is
there is no university fund,

because I used it to pay the mortgage.

So, you wanna use
the loan we got from Manu

to pay for a flight
she doesn't want Manu to pay for?

Exactly, send it.

[Blanca] Finds a rich guy
and suddenly emboldened.

This is your fault.
I didn't raise her like this.

-[Álex] Dad!
-Uh, coming.

Just send me the money right now.

Can you let me piss?

And stop buying candles.
The house smells like a monastery.

They're for good luck.

All right. It's all set. No problem.

Have you seen this?

[Irene] I love how
you support women's freedom

as soon as we start talking
about prostituting them.

[retches]

What an annoying piece of sh*t.

Okay, but, if they're consenting adults.

But the consent isn't genuine.

There's no desire. It's simply
a transactional sexual aggression.

[man] So you're saying that all men
who pay for prostit*tes are rapists?

Yes.

What this uptight b*tch needs

is for someone
to f*ck the sh*t out of her.

Look, if anyone runs into her
on the street, do her a favor.

Oh, sh*t.

There. Now you
have something to talk about.

[laughing]

Listen, I have
something important to tell you.

Hey, I do too.

[laughs] I hope you didn't put
a ring in my coulant.

[both laugh]

No f*cking way. [laughs]

Uh, no, I'm…

Obviously, I'm looking forward
to getting married and all that.

-But--
-Then what is it?

You go. You go first.

All right, but don't freak out, okay?

No, I don't think anything
could freak me out now.

Do you believe in God, Raúl?

There's something out there. Why?

My faith has really
helped me get over Diego.

Life presents difficulties.

They make us humble,
but they also teach us and bless us.

They're all a part
of God's plan to liberate us

from our own pride
and help us become better people.

Exactly.

So, I am very excited to be with you,
but I've learned from my mistakes.

And I wanna do things in the right order.

And what's the right order?

We get to know each other.

Then we get engaged,
and then we can consummate.

And by "consummate,"
you mean, uh, f*cking?

Is that a problem for you?

No, no, no, not at all.

Um, in principle, no.

I know it can sound weird,
but it's how you build a real connection.

'Cause sex distorts everything.

Yes, yes. It really does, yeah.

[chuckles] What did you wanna tell me?

Well, that, um,
that I'm also very excited to be with you

and, you know,
if I gotta wait, that's fine too.

[both laugh]

[chattering]

You did really great.

I'm gonna talk to your parents
for a minute, okay?

I'll give you this. It's really cool.

My Body Doesn't Define Me.

Shall we?

[Luis exhales]

All right, so a legal name change
can be filed after age 16,

or at age 14 if the child's
legal guardians agree to it.

Okay. [chuckles]

What if it's just that she's gone
a little crazy from, I don't know--

Go ahead and say it, Luis.

From all this new sh*t
they teach at school.

They come home,
and they don't know who they are.

I understand your concerns,
but I can tell that he's serious.

Listen, the fact she asked us to give her
hormone blockers seems very weird to me.

Where did she hear about this?

Well, on the Internet,
in school, anywhere, really.

[doctor] That would be what comes next.

To delay the onset of puberty until

Jacob has reached the legal age
to make decisions about his own body.

I'm pissed. I thought
I'd get to skip school today.

-[Esther] Time to go.
-[bell rings]

And pay attention in class, honey.

We love you, Ir-- Jacob.

-You too, Dad.
-[Luis chuckles]

Don't encourage her, Luis.

You heard the psychologist.
She's very mature.

But how can we hormonize our
nine-year-old girl? That lady's a moron.

Be careful. Be careful about denying her
perceived gender. We could lose custody.

What? Don't be silly.

Oh, there have been cases
in the US, in France.

Oh, Jesus, my life could not be
any more depressing or absurd.

Don't be ridiculous, honey.

You have a job, good health,
and a family that loves you.

You found a hobby you like.

It's not a hobby, Luis.
It's my dream. You know that.

-My own husband doesn't support me.
-I do support you.

Well, talk to Pedro,
get me a part in his series.

-What, seriously? No way.
-You just don't want me to be successful.

Hey, come on. That would be nepotism.

I just asked you for one thing.
An opportunity. Just one.

Esther, I'm not gonna put my friend
in that position.

Period. End of conversation.

[Luis] A small part, what's the big deal?

So, she cheats on you,
and you have to find her a job now?

Hey, that's in the past.
Pedro, my marriage is hanging by a thread.

[Pedro] Right, and so is my career.

-I'm asking you for one thing.
-And here's the daddy!

Getting nervous, Pedro?

Very. Can you excuse me? [sighs]

So lame.

Smile, the guests are about to arrive.

[chuckles] Are we seriously gonna do this?

Think about the money we'll save
on baby food. I'm feeling good about that.

[exhales]

How's it going, family? How's everything?

This is the best vacation
we've ever been on.

It's too bad I can't swim.

So, Patricia, you're looking much better.
How do you feel?

[chuckles] Oh, thank you, sir.

I just meant in case
you wanted to give us a hand.

[Patricia] I'm still depressed though.

The memories I have in this house
are so hard to get over.

-Okay, little by little.
-[Patricia sighs]

f*cking Stefan.

-Hi. What's going on?
-Hey.

-You had me worried.
-Look.

[man] What this uptight b*tch needs is
for someone to f*ck the sh*t out of her.

Look, if anyone runs
into her on the street…

Yeah, yeah, I've already seen it.

And they say women
are the hysterical ones.

Uh, may I also have a beer?

But aren't… you're not reporting this?
He's urging people to r*pe you.

If the patriarchy's responding this way,
then I must be doing something right.

-Thanks.
-Right.

Hey, so how does this make you feel?

I mean, on an intimate level.

Because you know,
there's no need to be afraid, right?

This is a safe place. Tell me.

-See ya.
-[chuckles]

[both moan]

Stop, stop, stop.

Yeah, just tell me when,
'cause I go on autopilot and…

[sighs] Jesus Christ, Marimar.

[exhales]

Luz, what are you doing?

Hey, honey.

When did you get a new job?

So you like my new office?

I like it.

-We should break it in, right?
-No.

No. Raúl, Raúl.
The IT guy's coming to install the Wi-Fi.

When have those guys
ever shown up on time?

[moaning]

[Luz laughing]

-[Raúl] Who is Artigas?
-Do you care?

Your new guy's a lawyer, and you've set up
a law firm together? Getting serious.

Raúl, either we f*ck or we argue.
I only have time for one.

Okay, let's f*ck.

-[moaning]
-[panting]

-[phone rings]
-[Luz] Shh!

The Wi-Fi guy. Get dressed.

[grunts] f*ck. God damn.

[Luz] Coming!

Okay, perfect, in that case, tomorrow at…

Great.

Okay, thanks so much.
See you then. All right, bye.

I got a job interview. I can't believe it!

-All right!
-What a great day.

-Wanna go celebrate?
-Uh…

You know what else could be fun?

If we told each other things
we've never told anyone. Yeah.

Come here. Okay, tell me.
What is one of your secrets?

Santi, what's going on here?

Well, I just want you to feel
like you can be vulnerable with me.

Since we're good friends.

-b*tch.
-Huh?

-What?
-Let's go.

f*ck her. Tight-a*s b*tch!

Where are you going, Santi?

[Santi groaning]

Okay, Santi, it's just
gonna be three little stitches, okay?

Stitches, you said?

No, no, no,
aren't there plasters you can use?

And they're much more-- Jesus.

-Gimme a break.
-I just got so mad.

It was just animal instinct.

Santi, if I wanted a tough guy,
I wouldn't be with you.

You know, when I fell to the ground,

after getting knocked out,
I was feeling really vulnerable.

And I suddenly remembered something
from my childhood

that I've never told anyone.

You wanna hear it?

-[shouts]
-I need you to lean your head back.

-What's that hook for?
-[doctor] It'll be fast.

-sh*t.
-[Santi groans]

Hold my hand, will you?

Here. Oh. What?

[groans]

How in the hell am I supposed
to pursue my dreams

while I'm stuck in this shitty job,
my father-in-law's moved in,

and my daughter thinks she's a boy?

Apparently, we could lose custody
if we don't support her.

And my husband keeps trying
to strengthen our marriage. So, how?

Marga seems to be
having an amazing time on her cruise.

-Look at this photo she sent from Malta.
-f*cking b*tch.

Luis is deconstructing his father
so she'll forgive him.

That won't be easy.

You got me in a real mess.

And I can't be mad at you,
'cause you're my only friend.

Why don't they get a mutual divorce?
That way the legal fees would be lower.

A mutual divorce?
She's trying to get 250,000 euros.

Well, then negotiate an amount.

First, sell the apartment.
Then he can go live in an old folks' home.

Euthanasia's legal, right?

Mm… I didn't say anything.

-But I think if Marga got 50,000…
-Hmm.

-She'd be fine with that.
-[cell phone ringing]

-Luis, what did he say?
-[Luis] You're sh**ting tomorrow.

-[shouts]
-[Luz] Mm. Mm.

[Luis] Don't get overexcited.
It's only three lines.

I love you so much, honey.

Wanna celebrate?
A romantic dinner would strengthen--

Luis, you know I have to rehearse.

-What, for three lines?
-[exhales, squeals]

-What?
-[gasps]

I'm gonna be on Alpha Males.

-[shouting]
-[laughing]

Hey, don't forget about me
when you're famous, okay?

I can't promise anything.

What did you put, boy or girl?

Girl, but does it matter?

That's what I thought.
What's the point of all this?

Just something to do.

[scoffs] We really haven't progressed.

It's still blue for a boy
and pink for a girl.

Artigas. His name is P period Artigas.

-Who?
-The other guy, Luz's dude.

Try Googling him.
Let's see, "P dot Artigas."

He's a lawyer.
They just opened up a law firm.

Oh, sh*t, but isn't
that like getting married?

Hang on. What happened to you?

He's getting intimate with Irene.

It's nothing. You know they say
traumatic events are good for bonding.

Well, here's her friend. Paz Artigas.

Oh, the motorbike lesbo.

She's the one Luz brought to the stand-up.

Ah, then the flowers
were just from a friend.

[all sigh]

Raúl, they've set up a law practice.

They go out together.

She sends a card
saying she's got the best a*s in Madrid.

And you bump into her on the same night
Luz tells you she can't see you.

And?

It's two plus two.

Hmm. Hmm?

[Luis] Hmm?

Hey, hey, hey, don't--
don't leave the dog here!

Come here. My sister wants to record,
I don't know what.

Daniela, isn't your party kind of the type
that perpetuates gender stereotypes?

-Exactly, yeah.
-[Santi] Um--

[huffs]

[doorbell rings]

-Okay.
-Is Luz home?

-Uh, why are you here?
-Yeah.

I wanted to ask you something,
but it doesn't matter.

Okay, it does.

Are you dating her?

-[chuckles] No.
-Raúl, you can't just show up unannounced.

Don't worry about it. We know each other.

The other day he tried hitting
on me downstairs, right?

Yeah, and she was rude.
But now it makes sense.

Can you please leave now?

I'm sorry, but since you left me
for being hetero-curious,

I'm confused.

Seriously?

[chuckles] What?

[all] Five, four, three, two…

-One!
-[fireworks whoosh]

-[all cheering]
-[classical music playing]

[Santi] Girl.

I knew it. [chuckles]

-I thought pink was unisex now.
-[fireworks whistling]

-[Pedro] Welcome to your life!
-Ooh, sh*t!

-sh*t, watch out! Hey.
-Everyone, I'm a cop. Get back.

Get back!

You're fanning the flames.
Let me do it! f*ck. Let me do it. Here.

-Hey, at the base.
-Don't burn yourself. Careful.

-All three at once. One, two and….
-[shouting, grunting]

I don't understand why we adopt
these stupid American traditions.

Halloween, Black Friday,

Cyber Monday, now gender reveal parties.

It's because we're idiots.

I don't see those guys running
in front of bulls

or throwing a bunch of tomatoes
or burning puppets.

We're this close
to eating turkey on Thanksgiving.

-[cell phone rings]
-Oh. Hey.

[Raúl] Confirmed.
She's with a woman. No need to worry.

-You sure?
-There'll be three of us in that bed.

Just you wait, bro.

Pedro, I started bleeding.

[dramatic music playing]

[mutters]

False alarm, guys. Everything's fine.

-You sure?
-[doctor] Yes.

I just read online
that it might be a spontaneous ab*rtion.

A little spotting
is very common in early pregnancy.

Do we need
to take any particular precautions?

Yes, don't read stuff on the Internet.

[gasps]

-Would you like to hear the heartbeat?
-Yeah.

[heart beating]

[chuckling]

"Don't worry. I'm already drunk."

"Almost." The line's "I'm almost drunk."

How am I supposed to act almost drunk?
This is difficult!

Why don't you get a little tipsy before?
Have a shot.

Uh, Luis, that's only
for bad actors. [scoffs]

-[Luis] Wearing your brother's uniform?
-I wanna go to First Communion like this.

But I already bought
a beautiful dress for you.

Sweetie, you're gonna grow out of this,
but those photos will last.

Esther, the custody.

Just ignore her. She's doing this
because she wants the attention.

I'm gonna report you
for being transphobic!

Uh, now, Dad,
gender is a spectrum, a continuum.

Being a man
or a woman isn't clear-cut now.

If the junk's on the outside, it's a man.
On the inside, a woman. It's clear-cut.

But that's just biological sex.

Gender is a cultural construct.

Oh, I can't even eat
my breakfast in peace.

[cell phone chimes, beeps]

Will you put your phone down?

Oh, uh, just one thing. I wanted to ask.

Um, would you consider negotiating
with Marga to avoid going to trial?

Negotiate what?

Well, for example, give her


Absolutely not!

I'm not giving that woman one cent.

Can I eat my breakfast in peace, damn it?

[exhales]

-[barks]
-[gasps]

Oh, God.

[whirring]

[snorts]

[intercom rings]

[beeps]

Good morning. My niece
had us worried last night, right?

Ugh, so lame.

[classical music playing]

-[man] Oh!
-It's a girl.

-It's a girl!
-[laughing]

-Sister. Oh, how are you?
-Bad.

Have you seen the comments?

"Stupid and sexist.
She really has it all."

"Are people still doing this?"

"Look, a pregnant drug addict.
Let's see how that turns out."

"What if it's non-binary, you idiot?"

"How awful to stigmatize
a baby before it's even born."

Congratulations. The first crop
of haters from Instagram.

[gasps] What a scare last night, right?

-Yeah, I thought I'd lost the baby.
-Girl, don't even say that. My God.

For a minute,
I felt relieved though. Poof!

As if a weight had been lifted
off my shoulders, you know?

Don't post that on Insta.

Cynthia, can you forget social media
for one f*cking second

and talk like we live in the real world?

No, I'm worried you're gonna post.

I'm gonna be a terrible mother.

-Time for nesting.
-Huh?

Come on. Now that we know it's a girl,
let's go spend some money.

Might start liking her
if you shop for her.

I thought brands were gonna send me stuff.

-It's to cheer you up.
-Ow!

-Take a shower.
-[groans]

Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
We checked everything out. Okay. Sure.

Perfect, but I gotta go.
Okay, see you later.

-How's it going, Santi?
-Good afternoon.

-I'm Nerea. This is Jordi.
-Oh, a handshake. [chuckles]

Thanks. How are you?

-How's it going?
-Nice to meet you.

Well, thanks again for the opportunity.

First of all, I, uh,

I brought my portfolio with ideas
of offices that are female-friendly.

Yeah, they're designed with urinals
that are adapted to the female anatomy.

Oh, no. You see, now we've upgraded
and only work with inclusive restrooms.

-We don't differentiate by gender.
-Oh, that's fair.

What are your pronouns?

Oh, no. No, no.

Look, the thing about me
being a woman was this silly--

-It was a misunderstanding.
-We just wanna address you correctly.

In this office, we ask everyone.

Oh, well, "he," right? Masculine, yeah.

Great, I use the feminine.
Jordi uses the masculine.

And gender-neutral is fine too.

Great, so glad we're
all correctly "pronouned." [laughs]

[Jordi] Santi, I should say,
we asked Ubizkuo to send us a reference,

and it wasn't so positive, to be honest.

Right, that's 'cause
of this one silly joke, yeah.

I hooked up with a colleague,

and she turned out
to be the boss' daughter.

And that kind of contaminated
my relationship with Román.

Yeah, but that guy strikes me
as a little old-fashioned, you know.

Yeah, you know,
you can be both g*y and old-fashioned.

-Kind of strange, huh?
-Here, you go out with whoever you want.

Well, just as long
as there's consent, I think.

-Obviously. [chuckles]
-[Santi] No.

I prefer not to mix sex and work.

And to clarify,
that's not misogyny, so please.

Nobody is gonna control you here, Santi.
As long as your projects come in on time.

Okay, great, sounds great.

Wonderful. When do I start?

-[Jordi] Now.
-Now?

We have to refurbish
a soccer player's house. Shall we?

-Oh, okay, yeah.
-[Jordi] Uh!

Um, all right.

Exactly what would
you like us to renovate?

Absolutely everything.
I'm just so bored with this damn house.

-Uh-huh.
-[Nerea] Of course. We totally get that.

Don't worry. We'll get started right away.

And the walk-in closet.
I would prefer a much bigger one.

Mm. Okay, perfect.

A new walk-in closet
that is much, much bigger, right?

-That's right.
-[laughs]

[cell phone chimes]

Look, look, she's Colombian.

-[laughs]
-Well done, Julián.

She sent me a sexy picture.
And she did it without me even asking her.

-You serious? [laughs]
-Hmm.

We're meeting tonight
in a parking garage. [laughs]

-I'm a little bit nervous.
-A parking garage?

I don't know. That's what she wanted.

Dude, this could be some setup to rob you.

You think?

-She looks like such a nice girl.
-Don't go, man. Don't do it.

But… bro.

Dude, don't you watch crime documentaries?

Well, how about I send you the location,
and you can be my lookout?

Yeah, sure. Like I've got
nothing better to do

than to hang out in a parking garage
while you get laid. [scoffs]

[cell phone rings]

Hey, bro. I mean, Pedro.

[Pedro] Could you come
to the studio for a minute?

I'm on duty now. Is it urgent?

Very much so.

-[man] Uh, Sandra?
-Uh.

Yeah. I'm sorry.
I had some, um, car trouble.

Uh, don't worry.

[laughing] Yeah. Yeah, I'm already drunk.

I'm almost drunk. But, uh,

I've reached the point
where everyone looks hotter

than they really are. [laughing]

[man laughs] Whoa!

Okay, well, so I guess
it's a good thing I got here late.

You're really hot.

-Say again?
-[Esther laughs] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, it's not that bad, is it?

We're gonna have to cut out the scene.

No, man, no.
Poor thing. She's just very nervous.

It's only her first time.

-You gotta have patience with her.
-Thirty-six takes, Luis.

And you didn't get a good one?

I showed the best one. Wanna see the rest?

No, no, no.

Delete it before Virginia sees it.

The boss wants to see you. Hello.

What is it, Virginia?

[Virginia] Mm.

Who is this lady?

[Esther] Hmm!

[slurring] Don't worry. Don't worry.

I saw her stand-up and thought,
"Funny, but she's inexperienced."

Look, Pedro, if you wanna f*ck one--

No way. No, no, no, no.
She's my friend's wife.

-That explains it.
-But don't worry. We're gonna cut it out.

-It's not a very important scene anyway.
-Then why did we sh**t it?

Virginia, if you wanna fire me,
now you have an excuse.

[Virginia] Oh, I'm not
letting you off that easy.

I'd rather wait around to see you fail.

Anything else?

Pedro, it's not such a great series.

At the very least,
you could try to find some good actors.

[door closes]

I've got a new job
at an architecture firm!

What? Well, you're heading out?

-Congratulations, father-in-law.
-That's awesome, Dad.

You just gotta
make sure not to screw it up.

Hmm. Where's your mother?

-In bed.
-She's still in bed?

She was partying last night.
She's still depressed about Salva.

[sighs] Like there's
only one adult in this house.

Well, yeah, and now
that I'm leaving you two alone…

Morning, sunshine.

Let's go. We'll miss our flight.
Okay, fam, later.

Dad found a new job.

[Blanca] Oh, all thanks to my candles.

That's great.
This way we can pay Manu back.

-What?
-Blanca!

-Honey, we gotta go check in. [chuckles]
-[siren wailing]

You borrowed money from my boyfriend?

We're family, like he just said.

[Santi] Uh, no, uh…

Your mother, well, she's really
obsessed with this jewelry thing.

Yeah, we're using his loan
to pay for your flight

because someone spent
your university money.

What?

Sorry. The cops are here.

Blanca Martínez?

-What's wrong?
-[officer] You need to come with us.

You've been reported for sexual as*ault.

Uh, what?

-[exhales]
-Good afternoon, sir. Like some dinner?

No, but thank you. Please enjoy.

My mom made
some aguadito and ají de gallina.

It's a dish from my country,
such beautiful memories.

[laughs]

Why don't you f*cking go back there then?

[Daniela] Mm.

What are you doing? Be careful.

[sighs] It's called nesting.

A supposed expl*si*n of energy
that pregnant moms involuntarily feel

when we prepare for the baby.

Oh, it's all pink.
Don't you think that's a bit sexist, hon?

Here, you finish it.

-I've got an event.
-Another one? Hmm.

I made a dinner reservation
to celebrate the gender reveal,

seeing as our house is full of people.

Pedro, I have to make money.
Our expenses are increasing.

Right, but you were just bleeding.

-Don't you think you should rest more?
-It's just a show, not acrobatics.

And don't worry, my phone battery's full.

Álex, I think it's very wrong
of you to go to the airport

when your mother has just been arrested.

-You're leaving me alone to--
-[cell phone rings]

Oh, sh*t, gotta go. It's Irene. Bye-bye.

-Uh, oh. Hi, Irene, how are you?
-[Irene] Hi.

Hey. I'll call you back in a minute.
I'm at the--

Can I sleep at your place tonight?

Some idiot posted my address,

and now these guys won't stop
ringing my doorbell and harassing me.

Oh, sh*t.

Uh, yeah, sure, come over.

But a little later, okay?
I'm running a few errands.

Okay, great, talk to you soon. Okay, bye.

Apparently, Blanca grabbed
this young guy's a*s at a nightclub,

and he reported her.

-What?
-[Blanca] Let's go home.

-[Santi] Blanca.
-Don't talk to me.

The numbers just don't add up.
I just think he's ripping us off.

[scoffs] He f*cked us over.
I'll get the first flight out tomorrow.

Well, he can say it to my face before

I tell him to go f*ck himself.

Okay, I'll call you tomorrow. Bye.

Luz, I'm leaving.

What? You're not staying overnight?
I'm making us dinner.

Um, I'd rather sleep at my hotel.
I have to get up early.

[scoffs] That's a lame excuse.

Okay, I'm just a little annoyed
that I'm sharing you with that as*h*le.

There ya go. That's a better one.

I'm kind of disappointed in you.
It's such a bummer, to tell you the truth.

Hey, Raúl is a really nice guy.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, he is.

-Oh.
-We've been through so much together.

And I actually
kind of like having him around.

Okay, well, if you like him then.

I feel much better.

See? This right here
is exactly what I don't want.

To have to justify
what I do or don't do with my life.

Honey, I'm not
asking you to justify anything.

I'm just gonna sleep at my hotel.

It's been very hard to find this balance,

and now you come along and f*ck it all up.

And if this works for you, fine.
And if not, forget it.

Okay. I'll think about it, hmm?

Bye.

Our f*cking society nowadays is so
g*dd*mn easy to offend. I'm telling you.

So, if you're found guilty,
you go to jail?

[scoffs] Yeah, you wish.

My lawyer said
it'll be a fine of 600 to 6,000 euros,

and I'll be barred from this and that.

-So grabbing someone's a*s?
-[intercom ringing]

It was a joke. I was drunk.

Yeah, and I guess the gropers
on the train are also drunk.

Great, that f*cking feminist.

No, no, no, no, Blanca.
Please, she's being threatened.

-I'm not surprised.
-Go to your room, God damn it!

[exhales] Hmm.

-Hey.
-Hi.

-How are you?
-Fine, thanks.

If I'd gotten 6,000 euros
every time someone grabbed my a*s,

we'd have paid off the mortgage by now.
This one and a beach house!

[Santi sighs]

-All good?
-Hmm.

She got arrested for sexual as*ault.
She's a little pissed off.

Look where all this feminism
has gotten us, hmm?

We can't even flirt now.

Go away.

I love your family.

-It's, uh, super dysfunctional.
-[both laugh]

Yeah. [sighs]

So, what about yours? Tell me
about your family. What are they like?

[Irene] Hmm.

-[line beeping]
-[sighs]

[exhales] Okay.

Daniela, what's the point
of charging your phone

if you're not gonna answer my calls?

I don't know. Where are you?

-Uh, when are you gonna be back?
-[cell phone rings]

-[crowd clamoring]
-Everything okay?

[Daniela] Yeah, it's just
that it's taking a little longer.

Um, where are you?
Want me to come get you?

No, no, no.
It's late so I'll stay at my apartment.

It's around the corner.

I don't mind at all.
I can come pick you up.

-Don't worry. See you tomorrow.
-[line beeping]

Ah, it's 12:30. Julián isn't answering.

-I'd better go to that parking garage.
-[Esther] Hey, wait.

-I wanna know what you heard from Pedro.
-Huh?

Uh, he said that they're
so impressed by your performance.

You're a little inexperienced,
but with lots of potential.

Oh, thank God.

-'Cause I was honestly so nervous.
-Hmm.

They did so many takes,
I thought the problem might've been me.

What? No, no, no, no.

They're even considering giving you
five or six lines in the next season.

Oh, honey, I love you! Mwah!

What do you want tonight?
You really earned it.

[panting]

[Luis moans]

-It's your mother who should be paying me.
-Uh, we're busy.

I did the calculation.
She owes me a fortune.

I worked like a g*dd*mn sl*ve
for 37 long years just to support her.

Uh, Dad, the term is "enslaved person."

What about her?
She cooked for you, cleaned for you

and took care of your kids.

Come on, that isn't real work.

I'm filing a complaint
first thing tomorrow morning.

Well, the deconstruction's going great.

[classical music playing]