03x06 - Beta Males

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

Nervous?

Me? No, why?

I don't know. [chuckles]

Your cruise went well?

Oh, unbelievable.
I started living way too late.

[Luis] Yeah. No.
Come on, I'm just asking you, please.

You always get worked up.

-Hey, Mom!
-[Marga] Hi there, sweetie.

[chuckling]

[Luis] Hmm.

-Hello, Marga.
-Hello, Joaquín.

-I'll see if the judge is ready.
-[Marga] Mm-hmm.

[Luis] Please, both of you, before you go

and make an irreversible decision
you'll regret for the rest of your lives,

I'm asking you

to watch this video.

-Look.
-[slow-tempo music playing]

Hmm? Such beautiful wedding pictures.

You're so young,

so full of ambition.

Oh, here!

There I am.

And here's Carmen. Hmm?

[chuckles] Hey,
remember our beach vacation?

-We were big fans of Jaws.
-[Marga] Why show me this?

-It's getting me down.
-[Luis] I know, Mom.

-But--
-[Luz] They're ready for you.

Uh, one moment, we're only at '93.

But, Mom!

-You're so heartless now.
-And you're so annoying.

Honey, it's okay. At least you tried.

Hmm? The video's beautiful.

[Luis exhales]

ALPHA MALES

-Thorax.
-[typing]

Uh, two lungs,

heart with four chambers.

Inside the thoracic cage.

-Where else would it be?
-[Daniela] Shh!

Stomach, liver.

Intestines.

Uh, let's check the hands and feet

to make sure
all the fingers and toes are there.

Oh.

I can't see… I can't see the left arm.

-Oh, yeah. I'm seeing it now.
-[exhales]

-[doctor] Hands and feet all there.
-[exhales]

[doctor] Two kidneys, bladder.

-And two testicles.
-[Pedro clears throat]

-What do you mean, testicles?
-[doctor] Huh?

-But isn't it a girl?
-[doctor] Oh, no, it's a boy,

Of course. There's his p*nis.

But they told us
at the 12-week scan that--

Well, you know that sometimes
it's not clear early on, but it's a boy.

Obviously.

-Twenty-centimeters long.
-What is?

Your child.

-Right. Oh, wow. Huh.
-[sighs]

How crappy must these ultrasounds be
if they can't tell the sex of the baby?

I couldn't even tell it was a fetus,
let alone see its little ba*ls.

[groans] I wanted a girl.

Well, it could always end up trans
or gender-fluid.

Don't be so woke. You sound ridiculous.

Hey, how'd you get here?
Give you a lift and we can talk?

No, thanks. Don't worry about it.
I already got a ride. He's right there.

-Oh, okay.
-[Daniela] Pedro.

-Pedro, what are you do--
-Hey, what's up, dude? I'm Pedro.

-Tomás, hi.
-Nice to meet you, Tomás.

Do you mind
if I get a coffee with Daniela?

There's parental stuff to discuss.

-Sure. I'll wait here, babe.
-Yeah.

Stop it. Okay, okay.

Seems like a great guy.

-His car actually passed its inspection?
-I won't talk about him with you.

-Obviously.
-I'm just happy to chat with you.

You haven't spoken to me
since we went out of town.

-How are things?
-Well, they're good, actually.

Huh, me too.
We finished sh**ting yesterday.

Mm! Congratulations.

The influencer's still a total dummy,

or you've given her some dignity
in your story?

You'll just have to watch it.

Oh, you bet I will.
With popcorn and a lawyer.

[laughs] I should ask,
when are you moving out?

Wow! [scoffs]

Wow. I have to move out?

-Because I'm screwing a new guy?
-Yeah.

Pedro, we can either fight like this
or stay friends.

I don't think I can be your friend now.

Well, we'd better give it a try,
for our daughter's sake.

-Our son.
-[whimsical music playing]

-Isn't it cool?
-Yes! Yes, it's great.

Because when you bring a girl here,
she'll instantly know your maturity level.

[laughs] I like to be upfront.

Well, let's get to business.

On here.

-[both moaning]
-[cell phone ringing]

Hang on.

Oh, sh*t. Marimar.

-Didn't she dump you?
-She did. She totally lost it.

-But I'll call her back later.
-[moaning]

-Answer her, the poor thing.
-[huffs]

[groans]

Marimar.

I'm a little busy now, but tomorrow, yeah?

Ah, yeah, tomorrow.
I'm in a meeting now. Kisses. Mm.

[laughs] She wants to see me.

-Well, then… tell me how it goes.
-Mm.

What are you doing?

Where you going?

Raúl, figure out your life.

Hey, wasn't the beauty of romantic anarchy

that I didn't have
to give any explanations?

-But I've met her, so I feel bad.
-Okay.

This is like when someone
sees the cow's face and they go vegan.

It's called empathy, honey.

Well, I've met yours,
and I'm fine with this.

Except with Paz,
I've never once cheated on her.

Fine, then.
I'll break up with Marimar today.

So I'll see you tonight?

Sure, sweetheart. Whenever you want.

Wow, so your schedule's
suddenly wide open now.

All good with the lesbo biker?

[clicks tongue]

-[men chattering]
-[Santi panting]

Do I really have to do this?

Santi, if you can't do it, we can go.

No, no, if it's for you,
you know, our friendship comes first.

You'll probably even have fun.
You'll see. It's like a zoo.

-God, this is obviously a disguise.
-It's not.

-Did you press "record"?
-Yeah, fine.

If you don't hear from me
in three hours, call the police.

All right, Darío.

[laughs]

You're all set, thanks.

-Yes.
-Have a good time.

Hello, uh, is this the event for incels?

Yes. Your name?

Darío Infante.

[clears throat]

Wow. Wow! I mean,
I freakin' love your posts.

I'm such a huge fan of yours.

Yes. "Supreme evil comes
from the human female."

Yeah, oh, and when
that airhead b*tch rejected you

because of your sweaty hands, I mean--

I just really identified
with that because that's also--

Yes, no, I-- Thank you,
but I'm gonna head in there.

No, one moment.
Leave your cell phone here.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just... I'm expecting
a very important call.

What could be more important than fighting
the system of oppressive feminism?

-Nothing at all. Nothing.
-[man] Nothing, exactly.

-[clears throat]
-[speaker] Just look at me!

-Thank you.
-[speaker] Look how confident I am.

When a woman tells you "no,"

she's not making a rational decision.

It's her body,

a body that is biologically programmed
to reject men

for fear of dying in childbirth.

But today, I'll teach you how
to overcome that resistance.

Because there is always,
always a way to get her to f*ck you.

You just have to believe.

Okay, how many of you have ever
gone to a nightclub by yourself?

Three? Four?

No one else?

Why not? Huh?

An alpha male isn't afraid
to go through life alone.

An alpha male doesn't need anyone.

You just step into that club and say hi

to every f*cking person
like you're friends.

"Hey, dude, what's up?
Good to see you! Oh, hey. Hi, there!"

[snaps fingers] Hold on.
Only the guys, okay?

Don't say one f*cking word to the chicks.

Don't give them the chance to reject you,
which they love to do.

They're gonna freak out.
They'll see you, and they'll think,

"Who in the hell is this popular guy

who's so f*cking cool
that he keeps on ignoring us?"

Doesn't that sound good?

Yeah? Okay, then,
everyone stand up. Get up.

Everyone stand up! Let's go!

We're walking into the club, okay?
Now, I want you to wave.

Like this, come on.
Hey! Hey! Let me hear you.

-Like this. Hey! That's it.
-[men] Hey! Hey!

[speaker] Hey! How's it going?
Act like you have friends.

[man] How you doing?

Not hearing you guys.
Come on. With conviction. Louder!

-Hey!
-[incels] Hey!

-[man] Hey, dude.
-[speaker] I'm a f*cking king! Yes, I am.

No winking, okay?
You'll never score with that.

Raúl, you're a coward
and also a f*cking liar.

You asked me here to say that?

-[huffs]
-You could've just texted me.

But I'm willing to give you another try.

-Oh.
-Do you regret it or not?

I do. Very much so.

Fine. Then I forgive you.

But it's gonna be hard
for me to trust you again.

Marimar, I can promise you--

Do you wanna exchange
phone passwords with me?

What?

I'll give you mine, and you give me yours.

Don't you think that's a little too toxic?

I think as a gesture
of mutual trust, it's beautiful.

What's wrong?
Do you have something to hide?

No, I don't.

Okay, then. I'll go first.

-Five, three--
-Wait, wait, wait.

If we're gonna take this step forward,
gotta do it the right way. Hmm?

Let's have a romantic dinner
with flowers, music, candles, huh?

And let's make this thing official.

Get a piece of paper,
and we can write down something,

a message that we'll always remember.

-Perfect. How's tonight?
-Yeah.

-If you're free tonight.
-[sighs] Great. I'll pick a spot.

[Raúl chuckles]

What do I do? Because if she looks
at my phone, she won't just leave me.

-She'll k*ll me.
-I thought she did leave you.

-No, she says she's forgiven me.
-But…

And if you repent,
Catholics forgive anything you do.

But how is sharing
your phone passwords a romantic gesture?

It's wrong to keep toying with Marimar.

I only have three and a half hours
to delete my g*dd*mn files.

So you'll have what, a blank phone?
That would be suspicious.

It's like when you first arrive
at the scene of the crime and no prints.

[scoffs] I guess I gotta choose
between videos, photos, chats.

Are you gonna delete our group chat?
It's our history.

[Pedro] Maybe we should all delete it,
given the way things are panning out.

Dude, it's not like we're criminals.

Well, I haven't deleted anything.
Uh, look here.



"Guys, who wants to go hunting for p*ssy?"

"Pedro. Santi, has your wife
given you a blowjob yet?"

"Or is she still thinking about it?"

"Santi. No luck there. f*ck…"

"…that b*tch."

[whistles]

I mean, they were different times.

I never said anything like that?

I kind of miss those days.
Because look at us now, man.

I'm here, sharing passwords.

Santi's making a fool of himself,
playing the feminist ally.

He's gotten whipped by Daniela.

No, no, please. I kicked her a*s out.

-You serious?
-Uh-huh.

-While she's pregnant?
-[Raúl] Good.

Kick her the f*ck out.
She f*ck someone else.

-You're supposed to just take it?
-Dude, think it over.

You're a deconstructed man,
and you're having a daughter.

A son. They couldn't see his thing
in the previous scan.

He's got a micropenis?

You're letting this other guy win.
If Daniela moves out, you're screwed.

I just flipped out.

I saw that bum waiting for her,
and I felt like an idiot.

Of course you f*cking did.
That's what makes you an alpha.

Or a toxic masculine loser.

[tires screech]

[exhales]

Tomás, would you be so kind as
to stop blocking my garage door?

Sure, dude. I'll move it now.

Hey, Pedro.

I think we should try
to get along, my man.

That's what we're doing, Tomás.

At this stage of pregnancy,
the less stress for Daniela, the better.

[chuckles] Thank you very much
for caring so deeply about my son.

Ah. [exhales]

Is it too soon to hug it out, brother?

[Pedro sighs]

I guess it is.

The lady is packing up all her things.
What's going on, sir?

She's with someone else.
Stop playing dumb.

Impossible.

-You two are so in love with each other.
-Well, he's outside now hauling her bags.

Oh, but I thought that was the mover guy.

He does other things. What are you doing?
Don't carry anything heavy!

I'm not disabled.

Don't do this. I'm asking you.

Forgive me for getting upset.
I love you, and I can't accept that.

Pedro, you're driving me crazy.

This was a terrible idea
from the beginning, period.

But I don't feel comfortable about it.
You're pregnant, living on your own.

[laughs] What's that, a trick question
to see if Tomás and I will live together?

You're gonna live together? What?
But you just met him, didn't you?

We're gonna push things forward a little.

What's wrong? Is he broke or…

Spotify shows he has


How does he earn a living?
Busking on the metro?

-I'll see you later. Mm.
-[huffs]

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

What do I do
about Patricia and her parents?

Poor thing. Let her stay
until she finishes her swimming lessons.

They're paid for.

-[Cynthia] Hello.
-[Daniela] Hello.

f*cking Stefan.

[man] The sexual marketplace is rigged.

If I'm still a virgin when I'm 45,
I'll k*ll myself.

I'll encourage you
because you're pathetic.

[Santi] Hey, I don't think that's…

-[laughs]
-Hey, why don't you go to a whorehouse?

Let's go together as a group.

-I know one that gives discounts.
-Come on, no.

Uh…

[man 2] No, no, Darío is right.

wh*res are the g*ons of the system,

and they employ their sexual privilege
to take our cash.

Yes, that's exactly
what I wanted to say. Right on.

Yeah, you're the one who said that
sex should be subsidized by the state.

Mm. Oh, yeah, I mean, for sure, right?

'Cause it's like, uh, we already
have the right to decent housing

and to a job. Why not f*cking?

They're all wh*res at the end of the day.
Those who charge and those who don't.

Amen, brother!

Okay, excuse me, guys.
I'm gonna use the bathroom, okay?

Yeah, right on, Darío. You're the man!

-Hey, Santi. How's it going?
-Shh!

It's Darío. Darío.

But why are you here?
You're married, aren't you?

No, mnh-mnh. No, not anymore.

I'm an incel, like all you guys.

We're all so disgusting, bro.

I get up.
I look in the mirror, and I throw up.

Same here.

My brother got all the hotties
that were meant for me.

'Cause he has the money,
and they're all a bunch of wh*res.

Come on, Fede, cheer up. Cheer up.

[gasps]

Who am I?

Technology has connected us
through our misfortunes,

and it's made us realize
that we are not alone!

And now we have to unite
and topple this gynocentric dictatorship.

The revolution of incels is on the move!

[cheering]

This is a moment for all the betas!

-[cheering]
-[man] Let's go!

Whoo. Whoo.

Come on! Whoo!

And now, it's my honor
to welcome up to the stage

one of our favorite forum members.

Darío Infante!

Here! Right here!

-Come up!
-Yeah, go!

-[man 2] Right here! Here he is!
-Come on, you got this. [laughs]

-[man 3] Get up there!
-You're the man!

[shouting]

[yells]

Uh, thanks, thank you. How are you guys?

How's it going?
What a great party, huh? Love it so far.

Wow! Yes, yes.

Uh, okay, well, so glad we finally got
to see each other's,

uh, disgusting faces that we all have.

[laughing]

[Santi] Okay, well,
I don't know what you want me to say.

But, uh, I'm very happy to be here. Very.

'Cause I'm an incel.

-Like all of you.
-Yeah, mm-hmm.

And I, uh,

I am so f*cking fed up!

-Bravo!
-[cheering]

[Fede grunting]

[cheering continues]

[doorbell ringing]

-Oh, hey.
-Here.

I moved all the incriminating content
on my phone to this.

-Thanks, bro.
-No, I don't want it, no!

Luis, you're the only one I can trust.

Pedro is stressed out,
and Santi doesn't understand technology.

I mean, look at him.

I won't be an accomplice
in deceiving Marimar.

I'm just trying to protect her.
What if she finds it?

You want her to suffer?

-Thanks, dude. You're a good friend.
-What? Hey, no!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey! [splutters]

[grunts]

Oh, f*ck! What--

-Whatcha got?
-Uh, no, nothing.

It's just some accounting stuff from Raúl.

-Luis, I heard what Raúl told you.
-Then why do you even ask?

No! Hey! No! Esther!

Hey, wait! Where are you going? Hey!

-To see what's on here!
-This is private, woman.

That's against the law.

-But he gave it to you.
-But that's the whole point.

My friend trusted me. Respect my privacy.

Or you know, his privacy.

[both] One, two, and three!

[Marimar chuckles]

How exciting.

You're not gonna read what I wrote?

I'll read it when I'm alone.
In case I get emotional.

Thank you for showing me
that I can trust you.

-Yeah.
-[cell phone vibrates]

WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU COMING OR NOT?

[Marimar] The strawberries are delicious.

They are. Mm.

All right, then. Good night, princess.

[both moaning]

-Whoa!
-I'm sorry, Raúl. I'm sorry.

After all that alcohol
and such a beautiful night.

The flesh is weak.
Sometimes you just have to give in.

This must be very hard for you.

I respect you so much, Marimar.

Mm-hmm.

[both moaning]

Oh my God, Marimar.

[gasps] What have we done?

[exhales]

[Esther laughing]

Esther!

Look at this idiot.

-I wonder how many women he sent this to.
-Let's go! Time for bed.

[Esther] Hey, come on, man!

Okay, let's go.

-[Esther] Whoa! There's a folder for Luz.
-Don't open that.

-I'm telling you--
-[gasps] Wow.

[Luis] Oh, wow.

-Esther, for the love of God, turn it off!
-Yeah, right!

[gasps]

God, will you look at that b*tch's a*s!

What we're doing here is wrong.
It's very--

[Esther breathing heavily]

Seriously?

[both moaning]

-[Luis] Wait, wait, wait, wait!
-[moaning]

Shh! The kids!

-[shouts]
-Shh! The kids! Don't do-- quiet.

-[grunting]
-[panting]

Uh… oh, and "wh*re."

"wh*re." They use the word "wh*re" a lot.

But they use it to complain
about women who don't f*ck them.

I don't know.
It's a really weird contradiction.

Oh, and what else?

And they think that they're…

they're, like, an army of sorts,
but they despise each other. It's…

And what else?
Uh, hmm. Well, I think that's it.

-Santi.
-[Santi] Tell me.

I love you.

-[typing]
-[exhales]

[door opens]

-Dad!
-Álex, she just said, "I love you"!

f*cking hell, Dad.

Maybe we're not intimate,
but I'm her f*cking hero.

I mean, I'm the king! [laughs]

[Álex] Mm.

But was it "I love you" as a friend,
or "I love you" as a partner?

Don't do that.
"I love you" is "I love you."

Let's see. So what happened?
I need some context.

I can't tell you.

Okay, I'll tell you,
but it's super secret.

I infiltrated a gathering of incels.

What?

Check it out. [chuckles]

I'm Darío, a frustrated forum member.

I... So, Irene pretends she's Darío,
but I pretended in person.

-Mm? Look.
-Mm. All right, let me see the forum.

This manosphere thing is truly sick stuff.

You wouldn't believe what they say.

Wow. They even posted videos of the event.

What videos?
They didn't allow cell phones.

Well, someone did it. Hmm?

[Santi] You're all a bunch of wh*res!

[crowd cheering]

b*tches, it's time to drop your panties,

'cause we're going to f*ck you!

Yeah!

Were you high?

What's all that yelling?

[Santi] Come on, everybody!

You're all wh*res! You're all wh*res!

[dance music playing]

[Roberto] What's up?

What's up? Don't you wanna hit the floor?

-I'm not really in the mood, Roberto.
-Want a bump?

What are you doing?
Put that away, you idiot!

[sniffs, grunts]

All right, all right, all right.

Real good.

Hey, some pieces of a*s on the team, huh?

I never really leave the office,
so I never noticed.

Look at her.

-[Roberto] She's hot.
-[Pedro] She hasn't even congratulated me.

But she has no problem
taking the credit for my series.

That f*cking b*tch.

I'd love to put her on all fours.

-[sniffs]
-I'm heading out now.

Now?

Excuse me. Another drink, please.

Hey there. Roberto from accounting.

You're on my payroll.

[laughing]

Claudia, assistant director.

Well, Claudia, I wanna f*ck you.

[laughs]

[Esther panting]

[moaning]

You downloaded it onto the kids' iPad?

It's more comfortable to watch in bed.
Don't worry. It has a password.

Esther, we can't move these videos
around just like--

-No, no, no, no, this is so perverted.
-[moaning]

-[splutters]
-Hey, man, at this point, whatever works.

-Hey, don't-- wait, wait! Hey, just wait!
-Jeez!

[grunts] What if we film ourselves
and then watch it?

-Hmm? That's more ethical.
-Good idea.

-Make sure I look good, okay?
-[exhales]

[grunts]

[clears throat]

[laughing]

[Luis chuckles, grunts]

-[Esther] Okay, here.
-Mmm!

Hey, hey, can we watch this
while we're doing it?

Uh, no.

[both moaning]

-[Esther] Is that what we look like?
-[Luis] Wait!

Ugh! We look like two beetles fighting.

Honey, their bodies are much more, uh,

normative than ours.

Okay, turn it off.
I'd rather watch our friends' videos.

Oh my God.

[Marimar] Don't know what came over me.

Prayer is supposed to give you
the strength to resist temptation.

It's fine. Don't worry.
What's done is done.

[sighs] You're right.

We've taken this step,
so there's no pulling out.

Well, there was
some pulling out. [laughing]

Raúl, this is very serious.

Is it okay
if I bring my things to your house?

Your things? What things?

Why should we continue to live separately
when we've already consummated?

Yeah, that's true.

[gasps] He's a painter too?
Wasn't he a singer?

-He's an artist, in general.
-Hmm. Isn't it a bit too soon to…?

He's totally broke and was living
with his mom. It's bumming me out.

Oh, so his mom can't support him,
but the girlfriend can?

Cynthia, my life's
been all over the place for a while.

I can't judge him.

Hmm. Look, a boy toy. You're so empowered.

I will tell you that if this is serious,
I would be open about it on social media.

-Because promoters kind of hate cheaters.
-[Tomás] I'm gonna get my keyboard.

-[both laugh]
-That's great, my love.

But why do I have to explain
my private life all the time?

Because you're well-known.

[mouse clicking]

Hey, Danielers, hello.

Well, as you already know,
there have been some changes in my life.

And I'm very excited about my new guy.

But I wanted to come on here
and clarify something.

At no point
has there been any infidelity, okay?

Pedro and I had broken up,

but we were living together for the sake
of our baby girl, who's no longer a girl.

He's a boy now, but I'll talk
more about that in the next Reel.

[knock on door]

Pedro, come to my office for a minute?

[Pedro sighs]

We received an ethics complaint.

If anyone's accused me
of anything, it's totally false.

[Virginia] No, it's Roberto.

Apparently, last night,
he harassed one of the team members.

What happened?

What a party, man.
If you'd stayed, you'd have gotten laid.

Hey, watch out! Watch out, my coffee!

[Pedro mutters]

Did you tell an assistant director that
if she showed you some affection,

she'd advance in the company?

No, no, no, I didn't.

She says you asked for a blow job.

Oh, okay, that's right.

I said, "Wanna go
to the bathroom to suck me off?"

But that's just how it's done.

You ask permission. If they say no,
then that's it. No means no.

-What?
-They're gonna fire you, Roberto.

She reported you to HR.

She did? Why?

Because you don't say that
to a coworker or to anyone.

How do you get a blow job?

-You just wait for it.
-f*ck. Not allowed to give suggestions?

Everyone f*ck at wrap parties.
That's what they're for.

Not anymore.
Times have changed, man. Come on!

I can't... I can't
f*cking lose my job, Pedro.

I'm very lonely. My wife left me.

You should have thought of that earlier.

Talk to Virginia.

Tell her that woman's a c*ck.
It was all her fault, and you saw it all.

I'm not saying that, man.

They're coming for us.
If we don't help each other…

I thought we were friends.

But why?

[scoffs]

[Luz] He stood me up.

Raúl!

That's the first time since I was 15 that
I haven't had plans on a Friday night.

You do it to him constantly.

Raúl can't stand me up. Come on!

And Paz has shown no signs of life.

-But you broke up with her.
-We're business partners.

-What'll we do with the firm?
-Then call her.

She should call me.
It's her money, after all.

She's probably in Ibiza,
on her boat with God knows who.

She has a boat?
Why the hell did you dump her?

I give up.

-I'll never have an a*s like yours.
-What are you doing?

Hey, by the way,

how do you f*ck someone
without your a*s bouncing around,

like blub, blub, blub?
You look like you don't have cellulite.

-It's impossible.
-How are you so sure of this?

I saw your video with Raúl. [chuckles]

-A video?
-[Esther] I wanna thank you, girl.

You've resurrected our sex life. [grunts]

[exhales]

Okay, so you joined my business,
and now you're just taking it?

I wanna buy your share.

Right, because it's doing well.

No thanks to you. You don't do any work.

You use the place for dates and hanging
with your Neanderthal friends.

Sorry, the name was my idea,
and that's the most important thing, huh?

This could be an international franchise.
"Plates to Devour" all over the world.

Yeah, and they'll pronounce it
perfectly in Dubai.

Diego, I have a lot of problems, okay?
My life is very complicated.

And you're the only one?
You gotta grow up, Raúl.

This again.

Luz.

Could you tell me
why Esther and Luis have our videos?

We're like their Viagra.
They watch us while they f*ck.

-[panting]
-Well, that's, um…

Raúl, do you know how many
of your friends are jerking off to me?

Because that's ill*gal.

No one. No one else.

It's 'cause I saved them all
on a hard drive to hide them from Marimar.

-I thought you broke up with Marimar.
-Yes.

But she asked me for my phone's password.

And since she's so vindictive,
it's to protect you.

Why don't you just keep it at your house?

Because she could've made
a copy of my keys.

-She doesn't accept that she's crazy.
-Marimar?

When I said I wanted to end it,
she said she'd cut her veins.

-Over you?
-You don't appreciate me, Luz.

Want me to tell her
that you're not worth the effort?

No, no, she hates you.
Because I was so honest with her,

I told her about our romantic anarchy
and the other stuff you got me into.

Could have been sooner.

I'm gonna break up with her slowly though.
I don't want her to…

[clicks tongue] I don't know.

I might try to ghost her.

-Holy f*ck, dude.
-Hey, and how are things with Paz?

-Oh, Raúl.
-Hey, wait, wait, wait.

If for some reason,
things don't work out with her

and you feel like getting back
together like the good old days,

I'll call Marimar, tell her to get lost.
Forget the ghosting bullshit.

-I'm calling her right now.
-I don't want a stable relationship.

For f*ck's sake,
why does everyone insist on one?

Aha! That's why
you've got problems with Paz.

-She's trying to hook you.
-Goodbye.

Hey, wait, wait.

Will I see you tonight?

Don't call until
you've got your life in order.

And burn that hard drive now!

Oh my God, Luz.

You're all a bunch of wh*res!

[crowd cheering]

-[Santi] The character just took over.
-Well, why is your hair like that?

Because it's not me. That's Darío.

All because of this damn feminist, huh?

If anything, it's another viral video
for your collection. [chuckles]

No, it hasn't gone viral yet.
How do I delete it from the Internet?

[gasps] Oh, what if I report it?
This incites hate.

You idiot. You'd be reporting yourself.

What if he says it wasn't him?
Could've been his evil twin brother.

Speaking of brothers,
I saw yours there.

-Fede?
-[Santi] Those guys are very scary.

But I feel sorry for them.
It's like, they're way f*cked in the head.

[Luis] It's a forum for freaky losers.

No one else watches.

All right, look,
millions of videos are uploaded every day.

Why would yours
be the one that goes viral?

Because it's awesome.
I'd share it, for sure.

-[chuckles]
-If Patrick finds out, I'll k*ll myself.

Santi, you're not that important.
Carry on with your life.

Come on, we playing, or what?

Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Here.

I can't tell you why,
but I can't hold onto this anymore.

What happened?
Your wife got horny watching me?

-Huh?
-Luz told me.

Well, yeah, she gets
really horny watching you two,

and I'm worried about it.

Don't worry about it.
We're all friends here.

But wait a minute.
You have videos of Luz and you?

[Luis] In bed, on the sofa, in the car.

On the beach.
Yeah, these two don't hold back.

Well, be careful not
to get hacked, all right?

Okay, who wants it now?

Come on, man, I'll let you guys jerk off
like this sicko here.

It's Esther!

-[cell phone rings]
-What's up?

[Daniela] The birthing classes
start today. Wanna come?

I don't know. You want me there?

-Whatever you want, Pedro.
-I'd like to be there.

The only thing is Tomás is also coming.

-I'll think about it and let you know.
-Okay, bye.

Don't stoop so low.

-Don't do it.
-How can he not go? It's his son.

If he doesn't go,
the other guy will steal the prize.

And if he goes, he's a sucker.

[scoffs] Do what you want.
It's a lose-lose.

[exhales]

[instructor] The first thing we're
going to do is learn how to breathe.

Through breathing,
we can control our pain.

We can change our mood
and connect with our inner selves.

It's a tool that's very powerful,
if we know how to use it.

In fact, the word "respiration"

comes from the Latin "spiritus,"

which means "vital breath."

[Pedro exhales]

Inhale, respire.

-So now, open your diaphragm wide.
-What?

And…

[exhales] …we let go.

[Tomás inhales, exhales]

[instructor] Now exhale nice and slowly.

-[Daniela exhales]
-[instructor] Once more.

[Pedro exhales]

[upbeat music playing]