03x09 - Zero Contact

[bunniefuu]

[Raúl] This is a shitty bachelor party.

[Luis] At least it's original.

We get a checkup too.
At this age, that's a good thing.

Whoever has the highest cholesterol
owes us for this detox.

-Yeah.
-[laughing]

We used to f*ck in Ibiza.
Now we're health tourists.

What's happened to us?

Well, at my age,
I'm more worried about a tumor

than about having sex.

We're young enough
to simply drop dead now.

-[cell phone rings]
-[chuckles]

-Honey.
-[Marimar] How's it going?

Behaving yourself?

It's great. My friends
are a bunch of old dudes.

[chuckles] Great. 'Cause I don't
want chlamydia as a wedding gift.

[woman] Raúl, time for your colon cleanse.

[laughing]

-I'll call you later, honey. Love you.
-Love you.

-Laugh while you can.
-I thought you were hetero-curious.

I think it's good for your skin,
supposedly. [chuckles]

Hmm. I wanna learn how
to make this juice at home, yeah.

-[grunts]
-What's it got? Celery?

-No, ginger.
-[groans]

ALPHA MALES

Goodbye. Thanks.

-[man] Hey, hey! There he is.
-[man 2] That's him!

-Hey, as*h*le!
-[Santi] Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[shouting]

[groans]

-You f*cking moron. Piece of sh*t!
-Piece of sh*t?

-[shouting]
-Get back! Hey, leave! Shut it!

sh*t! [gasps]

And now they're f*cking protesting?
These g*dd*mn incels!

I guess it didn't work out
with the feminist.

Blanca, I am not in the mood.

Like always.

I've organized your whole week.
Tomorrow, you're seeing Sole.

"Divorced and ready to rebuild my life."

Come on, you know
I'm not over this thing with Irene.

And this will help you forget her.

Being complacent
is the worst thing for you.

I don't understand. Why won't she call me?

I think because you told her not to.

The key to getting over someone is
to know nothing about their life.

As if she were dead.

Zero contact.

I know. You're right.
It's not the end of the world, yeah?

Irene is perfect,
but it doesn't matter. It's okay.

I'll find someone else. Hmm?
Or-- or I won't.

I mean, Manu. He took it hard.

But he finally realized
he just needed to move on.

He stopped messaging me,
and actually, I think I might be blocked.

You know, I kind of like him more now
that I'm blocked. But-- [hesitates]

-Uh. What the f*ck?!
-What?

The son of a b*tch is with another girl!

He's over you? How'd he do it?

Didn't you say you'd die without me?
Why aren't you dead?

Álex, zero contact, you said.

Hey, Darío, those freaks are
still outside. Should I hose them?

[groans]

Hey, uh, do you mind if I stop
for a moment to look at some shoes?

-I'll be late.
-[Esther] What's more important?

Your class for judo

or your mom being beautiful
for her show tonight? Come on now.

-[cell phone rings]
-[Esther] Hello.

[woman] Good afternoon.

I'm calling to confirm your appointment
tomorrow at 12 o'clock with Dr. Durán.

-[Esther] Wait, what appointment?
-It's for Jacob Bravo.

It's for my hormone blockers.

-I called it in.
-[Esther] Oh, okay, no. Cancel it. Thanks.

-Hey!
-Sweetheart, I support everything you do.

-But not this. No.
-I said I'm a boy.

I don't want my chest to grow.

Jacob, these days,
you can have t*ts and be a guy.

Like Uncle Andrés.

You're gonna lose custody.
Call social services.

-Uh, no, wait, no.
-[Esther] Luis.

-Hey, Ulises, stop that!
-Hey!

-Give it to me. Give it!
-Hey, you're gonna make me crash the car!

Jesus Christ. Seriously?

You're both the worst parents.

"It can cause delayed growth,
deficit of mass in the skeleton."

-"Possible brain damage."
-Shh!

We can't let our girl do this.

Well, Ulises has amphetamines
to help him pay attention in his class.

It's not the same, Luis.

And what if she wants a mastectomy?
What then?

I think we should prevent that,
so she won't amputate healthy body organs.

I know. I don't feel good. [sighs]

-Aye! Oh, gosh, why now?
-Well, we've already hit this point, so…

What about my acting career?

Why can't things go f*cking right
for once? There's always something.

-[phone rings]
-Since you mentioned that.

-There is something that I've been-- ugh!
-Shh!

[groans] Oh, f*ck, my eyesight's going.

-Yeah.
-Esther, it's Paz, Luz's fiancée.

Oh.

So, hey, I'm organizing
a bachelorette party for her.

Aren't her close friends
supposed to do that?

-Have you organized something?
-Um, no.

Okay, are you in or not?

Tomorrow, ten o'clock.
I'll send you the address.

It's a top-secret destination.

It's just that my young daughter, Iris,

is going through an identity crisis.

She can come.

-She's nine years old.
-Oh, she'll love what I've got planned.

Where are we going? You're supposed
to go on honeymoon after the wedding.

-Oh, what? Seriously? No way. Here we are.
-[gasps]

-[cheering]
-[horns blowing]

Wait. I thought you said
these parties are tacky.

Yeah, but together, it's romantic.

-You can meet my friends. I meet yours.
-[laughing]

NOT EVEN ONE SINGLE d*ck
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

-Surprise, girl!
-[laughing]

What is your daughter doing here?

Son, son!

-Okay.
-[blowing]

THE MOSES OF SEXIST PIGS
RELEASES NEW SERIES

Congratulations, you've screwed up
our campaign with this one.

I'm so sorry, Virginia.
It's very unforgivable.

I'll understand whatever
measures you decide

to take, even if they're drastic.

Pedro, no, I'm not firing you.

I'm glad, 'cause I'm starting
to get the feeling

that both of us are understanding
each other better.

I mean, sweetheart,

we had sex, yes.

We're under a lot of pressure,

and sometimes we let off steam
doing things we shouldn't.

I don't want you being arrogant or c*ck
about it because nothing is different.

Well… [laughs]

…you know it's changed a bit.

This isn't my first time cheating,
and it probably won't be my last time.

I don't feel proud of it,
but I don't regret it.

And if you tell my husband, he'll be hurt,

but he'll forgive me because he adores me.

And if you say something to our bosses,

they'll be firing you
because you've done this before.

I know you told your friends
about what you did

because f*cking makes you feel manly.
But I don't care.

I'm offended that you think
I would ever do something like that.

Awesome! We're both on the same page.

Can we agree to start behaving better

and act like adults
during this next meeting?

I was just about
to say the same thing to you.

-Let's appear normal together.
-Exactly.

You can still hate me.
Don't let anyone know that you ate me out.

Here, let me see the chart.

I have three tables for my family,
one for friends.

Hey, but come on. Luz and her wife?

I told her we'd invite her.
I was being nice.

Raúl, I don't want your ex at my wedding.
You've gone crazy.

But she's a l*sbian, so I didn't think--

I don't care if she's Mormon.
It's disrespectful.

Okay, okay. Forget it.

You should invite your friend Rafa
and his wife. You forgot them.

Well, I'll go uninvite Luz.
I don't want her buying a dress.

-But don't tell her I told you to do it.
-No, no, I won't do that.

-Marimar doesn't wanna invite you.
-[Luz] I did think it was weird.

Well, you're doing me a favor
because Paz didn't wanna go.

-Where are you?
-At my bachelorette party.

Well, don't go too crazy.

You know, lots of weddings go to sh*t
'cause of those things.

It's all right.
We're celebrating it together.

Where's the fun in that?

-Goodbye, Raúl.
-Talk to you soon though.

[dance music playing]

-[women laughing]
-[chattering]

[laughing]

I mean, look, they're all super hot.

Could you get me a bottle of water?
Thank you so much.

Mom, you always get drunk
when you go out with friends.

All right, please get me a gin and tonic.

Hey, uh, do you know where we're going?

To Tarragona.

Tarragona? What's in Tarragona?

[shouts] Oh, my God!
There were no better ideas?

We could've gone to the Maldives
or something. No!

-You're such a wuss.
-[shouts]

-Get me out of here. Get me out!
-[brakes hiss]

-[all shout]
-[Esther] You guys are b*tches!

I wanna go on Dragon Khan.

Let's wait before
we do another one, honey.

Wait a minute.
Who wants to come with me on Angkor?

-[all] Me!
-[Paz laughing]

I wonder if she's had sex
with any of these girls.

I guess she could have.

She f*ck them, then gives them a job.
It's not bad.

She's my first girlfriend,
excluding the threesome with Raúl.

But I don't know. I feel like a virgin.

But it feels nice, right? She chose you.

[Luz] Right, but I don't understand why.

You were straight, honey.
She wanted to fish in a different lake.

Let's go.

[woman] You must
transform your fear into confidence

so you can be in control during birth.

A deep breath to fill your lungs,

and it will fill your mind and your heart

with love and peace.

And let's recite together the words
that from here on out are your mantra.

"My body knows how to give birth.
My baby knows how to be born."

My body knows how to give birth.

-My baby knows how to--
-[rock music playing]

Excuse me a moment.

[Daniela] Honey!

Do you think you could paint
or something instead of DJing?

'Cause you are
interrupting my hypnobirthing class.

-[music stops]
-Why didn't you say so? I'll join you.

Oh, it's fine.

Yes, honey, that way
we can both connect with the baby.

-Let's go!
-Uh… first get dressed?

[camera shutter clicks]

Okay, thanks.

-I can't do it. I'm done with him.
-So soon?

He seems like an idiot out of nowhere,
so I feel dumb.

I thought the falling in love phase
lasted two years.

For me, it's been two months.

[Cynthia] Things move
so fast nowadays, girl.

You let him move into your house.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh! That's so cute.

Look, I don't wanna depend on a man,
but I don't wanna look after one.

I saw this video on TikTok that said
if you're someone who likes personalities

that are artistic, it's because
you can't express your own emotions.

So you project them onto others.

I don't think that's a real thing.

Mm. Tomás is very sensitive,
so be careful, girl.

More men commit suicide.

Oh, thank you, Cynthia, honey.
I'm so glad you're in my life. Hmm.

Listen, this is
the fifth time I've called.

There's a protest outside.

The incels are in front
of my house right now. Incels.

No, incels.

They're celibates, not by choice.

They're guys that never get laid,
so they don't…

Uh, no. Man, no, I'm not going to
get r*ped, but they're annoying.

[laughing]

How about you just come
and do your job? Okay, thanks.

The beer's good, right?

It's got no gluten.

Hey, hand over the Doritos.

Awesome.

The police. Oh, no!

-Let's go! Come on!
-Oh. Damn it!

Run!

[Fede] Go, go, go, go, go!

[man] Fede, run!

[Santi] Why do I pay my taxes?

Well, I guess so they repave the streets
that don't even need to be repaved yet.

[Álex] Look at her.

She's so fake.
She's had all that plastic surgery.

Álex, sisterhood.

-It's not nice to criticize other women.
-I'll get some other dude.

I have a whole host of guys sending me
fire emojis on my Stories.

Okay. Look at this guy.
"What's up, Ariel?"

All right, I've got plans.

At the movie theater?

Uh, but why would we go to the theater
when we haven't f*cked yet?

You seem really messed up.

Uh, Blanca, you know,

I appreciate you caring about me
and my feelings.

Probably for the first time in your life.

But I don't feel like talking today. Hmm?

Let's go partying now.

-What?
-[Blanca] Let's go dancing.

But not to Snobissimo.
Anywhere else is great.

No way, not with you.
All I wanna do is feel depressed at home.

[Blanca] sh**t!

-[Santi grunts]
-[man] f*cking loser!

[men shouting]

-[TV playing]
-Hey, Dad.

Are you doing okay?

No, I'm slowly letting myself die
in this place.

[sighs] Well, here.

You see, Esther is
at a bachelorette party,

so I just thought,
I'll see how Dad is doing. Hmm.

[man coughing]

Paco, enough. Your coughing's annoying!

Emphysema.

Oh. [sighs]

Uh, did you send that letter to Mom?

-Yes, she hasn't answered it.
-[cell phone rings]

Right, she's just busy.
Since she's traveling all over. [chuckles]

She can't find a half-hour
to write back to me? Bah!

Carmen.

What?

What?

It's Mom. She had a stroke.

So, is Harassed a yes, or is it a no?

-Just say it.
-[Virginia] I don't know.

Pedro, what do you think?

Well, I mean, the series has its merits.

And I think sometimes the main protagonist

is too complex,
but you know, it's true that

a lot of the situations
border on ridiculous,

that they're actually funny.

Can we say, "Based on a true story"?

No.

[Ali] Okay, so when are we pitching it
to the network?

Tomorrow. But it's up to Pedro.

[Ali] But it's our project.

I know, but hear me out here.

'Cause Pedro is the best one to sell it.
Don't let us down, okay?

[chuckles]

-[shouting]
-[Esther] Oh, come on, come on!

[laughing] Watch out! Oh!

-Come on, come on.
-This is so cool.

[Paz] I know, right?

I thought about having the party
on my boat.

-But this is more fun, don't you think?
-You have a boat?

Two and a private jet.
Now I just have to pay them off.

-Watch out! Watch out!
-[Iris laughs]

[Paz laughs] Watch out!

Wow, I wanna
own a business when I'm older.

Yeah, you should.
And you know, in a few years,

you could become
Woman of the Year like me.

Yeah, but I'm a guy now.

[Paz] Oh.

I don't like wearing dresses.

Yeah, I know,
'cause pants are way more comfortable.

And guys who play soccer
make way more money.

Yeah, well, I'm not a soccer player,

but I have a lot of money.

-Yeah, also, I like girls more than guys.
-[Paz laughs] Oh my God, me too.

Have you seen the hottie
I'm about to marry?

Come on already.

-[shouting]
-[laughing]

[Paz] Watch out!

Well, I feel awful because with Raúl,

sometimes I don't trust him
to be around his ex-girlfriend.

You don't?

He invited her and didn't ask me.
He proposed the same way he did to her.

So I think he still has feelings for her.

Is all this true, Raúl?

Are you still in love with, uh…

-What is the name of this girl?
-[Marimar] Luz.

With Luz?

I mean, she's someone
I had a lot of lovely feelings for.

[sobs]

-[sniffles]
-But no, we're done.

That's the other thing. [sniffles]

Father, if he stopped loving her,

how do I know
he won't give up on loving me?

Okay, look, in reality…

[sniffles] …you shouldn't trust Raúl.

[sniffles] You have to trust in God.

The sacrament of marriage isn't about
your feelings. It's about your commitment.

Your feelings are volatile.

-Commitment is an act of will.
-So true.

-Would you like to confess?
-Yes.

[church organ playing]

[Raúl] In the name of the Father
and of the Son and the Holy Spirit.

[Marcos] May the Lord be in your heart,
so you can repent and confess your sins

to Him humbly.

They're nothing.

They're little white lies, usually.

-Mm-hmm.
-Some impure thoughts.

They all come from something

that I've always done
that I've never found a solution for.

Tell me. Tell me, Raúl.

-[Raúl] I really like women. A lot.
-Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

-For me, women are just perfect creatures.
-[Marcos chuckles]

A beautiful woman is everything to me.

Nothing else competes with them. Nothing.

-They cloud my mind.
-Well, that's not unusual.

-You're the typical womanizer.
-That's right.

But out of all these women,
there's one who's special.

-I don't know what Luz has over me.
-[Marcos] Raúl.

The solution to your problem
is very obvious.

It's called marriage.

Yes. I think if I get married,
I'll be better then.

Marimar is the woman for me.

[Marcos] Doesn't matter if she's not.
What do you think?

You were united by divine providence?

[chuckles] That of all the millions
of inhabitants on our planet,

you two were destined to find each other?

It's true.

It's the plan that God came up with--

No, you choose a woman who's not insane

and sacrifice yourself,
and that's how marriage is.

That sounds like
some kind of patriarchal pact, Father.

Go and say ten Our Fathers
then you're set.

In the name of the Father,
Son, Holy Spirit,

I absolve you of all your sins.
You may go in peace, son.

[Raúl] Wow.

Not you again, Maricarmen.

-[Paz] Attention, please.
-[glass clanking]

Thank you.

Um, Luz, I have decided

to tie myself to you forever.

-But I've never felt more free.
-[all] Aww.

Here's to the total hottie
I'm going to be marrying.

-Cheers.
-[all] Cheers!

-[Esther] Cheers!
-Thank you.

[Esther sobbing]

Oh, how beautiful, damn.

-Oh!
-[woman] Hey, are you married?

Yeah, girl, yeah, yeah.

But are you faithful and whatnot?

Well, you know, I had an open relationship
for a bit, but it's done.

-Hmm?
-Mm. All right.

A shame.

Mom, can I try some champagne?

[Esther] Honey, go up to bed.

The party is for girls anyway. Hmm?

But I'm also a girl. I'm done with Jacob.

-[Esther] Oh!
-[dance music playing]

Here's to both the brides!

[laughing]

What's up? Don't you wanna dance with me?

Oh, Miriam, I'm not into women.

Come on, how can you be so sure?

Didn't your mom teach you
to try different types of food?

[Esther] Huh?

[splutters]

Uh, pardon me for just a second.

-[Esther] Hey.
-[Luz] Oh!

Miriam just kissed me on the mouth.

Oh! How was that?

Not great. I'm straight, Luz.

Ugh. Then that sucks.

I guess.

sh*t, she's coming. [grunts]

Oh, honey. My love.

[panting]

I want your baby.

-Huh?
-[Paz chuckles] Seriously.

Wanna do a coin toss
to see who gets pregnant?

I don't have a uterus.

Oh, gosh, that's right.

Well, okay, then. I can do it. Okay.

And do you have eggs?
Or we can use mine, yeah?

We'll use mine, okay?

Paz, I don't like babies.

Honey, we'll talk about it later, hmm?

-Let's dance.
-[dance music playing]

You have a mark on your record.

And you look like a druggie,
only drinking from a water bottle.

No, you should stop drinking.

Hey, what if I find you a date
and you find me someone?

It's much less pathetic,

and we reduce the risk
of getting reported.

God, I wish I was at the house now.

You're so dull, dude.
No wonder Irene dumped you.

Hey.

You like it?

Yes, it's, um…

[clears throat] Is that you?

You don't like it.

You don't like it
'cause it's f*cking sh*t!

Hey, come on.
No, don't destroy your art like that.

Art, like life, is ephemeral.
I paint for myself and no one else.

[huffs] Okay.

Do you think we can talk?

So that's it. We're done?

Is it so obvious?

But now? When you're about to give birth?

That's why. [exhales]

I just think that the thing
that's best for my mental state

is for you to leave as soon as you can.

Well, did I hurt you?

No, no, I mean,

because my last relationship
was complicated.

And I don't want another one right now.

[sighs]

You're breaking my heart, Daniela.

Yeah, breaking up is hard.

Don't get me wrong, okay?

I mean, on one hand, it's very painful.

But on the other hand,
it's so much pressure,

and I don't wanna disappoint you.
That's very hard.

Yeah, well, you're right.

Um, although,
I'm doing this for your own good.

Because I feel like, actually, I'm kind of

amputating your creativity
with all my happiness.

Well, yes, that's true, to be honest.

[Tomás exhales]

[exhales] Well, you can make
your next breakup song about us.

Uh… revenge song. Like Taylor Swift.

[Tomás] Hmm.

[Daniela] Mm.

Okay, then.

-Can I ask for a favor?
-Sure.

Can we sleep together tonight?

That's sort of weird.

It's beautiful.

[Tomás sobbing]

[baby crying]

[baby continues crying]

f*cking Stefan.

[exhales]

Good morning.

Álex, I screwed up.

No. You called Irene?

-It's worse.
-Good morning!

-Oh, you're so cute.
-Mm.

Thank you.

[Santi] Mm. Mm.

[huffs] Give me my money.
I'm getting out of here.

No, you're so right.
Staying in the house is not an option.

Oh, is Sole from Tinder still available?

No, I canceled. I'll see what she says.

[both exhale]

[clicks tongue, sighs]

Pedro.

-Welcome.
-[both laugh]

-How are you?
-I'm Marta, assistant to Ángela.

If you follow me, she's waiting.

This way.

And here she is.

Hey, Pedro. It's been a while.

-Ángela.
-[Ángela] You got your pepper spray?

-Or can I greet you normally?
-No. [laughs]

I only carry it when I ride my bike,
in case of big dogs.

[laughing]

-Very well, then. Take a seat.
-[Pedro sighs]

Would you like something? Tea or coffee?

-Water would be fine.
-I'll get that now.

I didn't know that you were working here.

Director of content for series and film.

I manage 40-plus projects.
A quantum leap for my career.

Thank you.

-Well, I'm glad.
-[Ángela] Tell me, what do you have?

A new series we're working on.
It's called Harassed.

Hmm. Thriller?

A dramedy. It's better
to leave the pilot with you.

-Read the rest on your own time.
-Come on, give me the pitch.

I've heard sales
is actually your strong suit.

[Pedro grunts]

Uh, well, all right. Okay.

It's the story of
a 40-something-year-old executive guy

who starts working at a company and, well,

his boss, a woman
who is brilliant and attractive,

starts harassing him.

[Ángela] Uh-huh.

Well, he thinks she's harassing him

'cause she does some things that nowadays

could be interpreted as harassment.

And the issue isn't clear, ultimately.

Mm, no. But for him, yeah.
But he doesn't know what to do.

He's just a little…
uh, a bit lost about it.

Poor boy.

And finally, he's pressured
by society and his friends,

and so on and--
and he ends up reporting her to HR.

Then things become complicated.

Yeah.

All of it is meant to be very feminist.

[Ángela] So, the main character
is a stupid as*h*le.

He's stupid and cute.

A clueless as*h*le
and social climber who's an innocent.

Something like that.

It sounds entertaining.
I'll read it and let you know.

-That's awesome.
-Perfect.

Well, all right then. Huh, Ángela.
So nice to see you again.

Give Virginia a kiss from me.

You know each other?

Yeah, she told me about you.

About me?

She said you weren't that good.
Well, I guess I didn't miss anything.

You seriously sent me
to sell Harassed to Ángela?

It was to get back at you for
the conference. We're even now, I guess.

We're even?
Do you know how hard that was to do?

I almost had a f*cking heart attack.

Pedro, she'll produce it for us, for sure.

-We're selling her her very own biopic.
-[huffs]

And why did you tell her about us?

What should I say?

Should we celebrate, huh?

You got some thoughts, or…

-Oh, come on. I'm teasing you, dude.
-No, no.

You cannot joke
about things like this, Virginia.

Relax. Okay, man?

f*cking can be as significant
as you wanna make it.

[scoffs] Yeah.

Well, I'll let the scriptwriters know
that your meeting was a success.

By the way,
I think you should think about casting.

-Paz.
-Mm. What?

Um, I've realized that
I am super in love with you.

-Mm.
-I was so jealous yesterday.

That's so cute, sweetie.
That's so beautiful.

How many of your friends have you screwed?

[Paz chuckles]

Does that matter to you? [laughs]

Right.

[Paz sighs]

Luz.

I'm choosing to marry you. Hmm?

Me too. That's what worries me the most.

Maybe we should wait
for the infatuation to cool down.

So this decision is objective.

Come on. Let's go for a little walk, okay?

-You need a swim so you can stop thinking.
-No!

-[both shout]
-[women clamoring]

-[laughing] Oh, my God.
-I got it!

[laughing]

[shouts]

You're so fortunate
to be creating a new life inside of you.

Your baby already recognizes your voice.

-Hmm.
-[woman] It feels your emotions, touches.

It can even recognize flavors.

-[door closes]
-Yeah, but I feel like a bad person.

Let's focus on this,
and that's connecting with your baby.

Yes, it's just that I can't concentrate.
I'm so tired.

Are you sure you want
to do this birth naturally?

Yeah, yeah, I have no doubt.

Well, now that you're relaxed.

You'll record a video saying something

you'd like to tell yourself
when you're in labor.

But, uh, record a video? Of myself?

-When the time comes, it'll help you.
-Mm.

[clicks]

Well, I've caught you in a bad moment.
You're giving birth.

Uh, but this is recorded
to remind you that

this is what you want,
and you're doing great,

and you're very lucky. Um…

-Your body knows how to give birth.
-Yeah. Yeah.

[clears throat]
Your body knows how to give birth.

And your baby knows how to be born.

And you should come up
with his name. Beautiful.

Because you keep putting it off. And okay.

I love you. All right. Bye.

-Did that work?
-Awesome.

Yeah?

-[cell phone rings]
-[exhales]

I'm sorry.
It's the dumbass father of my son.

You know that
your baby can hear you, dear.

Ugh, f*ck! The pressure.

[grunts]

-Yes, Pedro.
-Well, how is it? [laughs]

-We haven't talked in some time.
-Well, I'm a bit fed up, to be honest.

I wanna see his face
and pick a name for him.

When's your due date?

-Around now?
-Oh, yes.

But he seems to be nice
and comfortable inside me.

I have a list here of things that
could help you with inducing labor.

"Walking for two hours,
eating spicy food."

"Stimulating your n*pples
to generate oxytocin."

You're worried it'll overlap
with your premiere, aren't you?

No way.

But whatever. You can always
get Tomás to hold your hand during it.

No, we split up.
So by elimination, it's only you.

Decide what you wanna do.
But if you don't come, I'll tell your son.

I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.

Does this mean
you and I are a possibility?

[laughs] Oh my, the shock broke my water.

-Well, keep me updated.
-Yeah, I have no choice.

And eat something spicy.

You eat it.

Do you get the feeling now
that dates these days

are like interviewing for a job?

It's sort of like a market
where it's all devalued, right?

-Emotions and sex too.
-Totally, yeah.

[Santi] Eh…

And you know,
there's one thing that busts my nostrils.

Not my ba*ls, because that's
patriarchal, right? [chuckles]

And it's that no one listens anymore.

No one pays attention.

Like we're somewhere else,
out there, and I thought

with the pandemic,
we might learn to connect.

-Hmm?
-And what do you like to do, Santi?

Well, all right, let me see.

Yes, my favorite things to do
are going to bars

and hanging out with my friends,
decapitating monks

and raping hamsters.

Great.

I'm into squishing them
and then tying them tight,

using some duct tape, so--

so they don't explode and then ram.

[chuckles] I'm sorry.

Put away your f*cking phone
while I'm talking to you. Hmm?

Not there. It goes in your purse.

-I was responding to an email from work.
-[Santi] We could at least try to pretend.

Yeah, and behave,
like, I don't know, humans.

And if we even cared to know
about one another.

A bit of empathy, holy sh*t!

f*ck!

Pay with your f*cking phone.

[door opens]

[Santi] I'm sick and tired
of empty relationships.

Exhausted! [huffs]

Take me back to the 19th century.

[exhales]

HOW ARE YOU? I MISS YOU

[cell phone vibrates]

DAD, ZERO CONTACT

Did you delete her number?

-Yes, I did. [laughs]
-I don't have it memorized.

Remember, zero contact, dude. Hmm?

-[Santi groans]
-[Esther] Sweethearts!

Guess who's back home now!

-Esther! Mm!
-Oh! We have good news!

When I'm older,
I'm gonna be a businesswoman

and own a boat and a private jet.

Uh.

A businesswoman, really?

She was all confused
because she likes girls.

She wants to be just like Paz.

-I'm gonna be Woman of the Year.
-[Esther squeals]

-Oh!
-Our daughter's a l*sbian!

Yeah, our daughter is a l*sbian.

[gasps]

It's important to have
a strong person to look up to.

She needed a woman she could admire.

What are you trying to say?

-Oh, "Mother." You don't count.
-We'll see who she ends up admiring.

When she sees me in Alpha Males,
and I'm famous.

Uh, right, listen.
Look, about that. I think--

It's awesome, yeah?
And everything is going well.

I'm living my dream as an actress.
Your father has moved out.

Iris is still Iris.

Uh, yeah, hey, honey, well…

[screams] What's your mother doing here?

She had a bad stroke.

[Raúl] I feel f*cking good.

I hadn't confessed since my
First Communion. It's like I'm pure now.

I can't be part of any religion
that so easily forgives Raúl.

Can you guys think
of anything more patriarchal

and sexist than the Church?

Do you know how many women
you've hurt and cheated on?

Well, I haven't counted them.
I'm not that bad.

-You've counted how many you've screwed.
-Hey, we all do that though.

Well, from now on,
I'm gonna be faithful, period.

A new life, no more lies.

All right, no more Luz.

-Hello.
-Oh! Raúl, oh, sh*t.

-Can we talk?
-[exhales] I guess so.

It's important.

[panting] Don't rent scooters.
It's the least sexy thing in the world.

[laughs, exhales]

Listen, Luz. Um…

Oh, sh*t, this is difficult to do.

What's going on?

I'm saying goodbye to you.

-Where are you going?
-I'm not going anywhere.

But I don't think we can keep seeing
each other even as friends, you know?

For Marimar's sake.

-Oh.
-I'm getting married, starting a new life.

And I don't wanna hurt her.

Or anyone else. No more hurt.

Oh.

Well, I understand.

And that's it, so, I…

I could say lots of nice things about you,
but I won't say it because,

you know, if I do,
I'll feel sad later for having said it.

Don't say anything, then.

Can we hug, though?

-Yes, yes. [chuckles]
-Hmm.

-I hope you're happy, honey.
-You too.

[chuckles]

Go on, you'll get cold. [chuckles]

-[camera shutters clicking]
-Thank you.

-Daniela, quick question.
-[Daniela] Hello.

How's it going? Are you due soon?

[Daniela] Well, yes.
But look, here I am, working.

-The curse of self-employment.
-[reporter chuckles]

Chosen a name for the baby?

No, I'm waiting
to see what he looks like. [gasping]

[gasps]

-[reporter 2] Are you okay?
-Uh, yes, I think my water just broke.

Cynthia! Cyn.

[Cynthia gasps]

Congratulations! Tell me
you got that on camera, please.

My gosh.

[groans]

[exhales]

-[panting]
-[moaning]

[Raúl] Honey!

What's going on?

[panting, moaning continue]

[panting, moaning continue]

[classical music playing]