02x06 - Failure To MILF

[bunniefuu]

[Barby] Hey.
Somebody's coming!

What?

[Barby] These two men are here
to find romantic connections.

I don't want them
to be comfortable
in this house at all.

You have very good energy.

-I appreciate it.
-You do.

[Sam] I definitely see them
flirting back and forth a bit.

It does make me nervous.

-Cheers!
-Cheers to this
beautiful place

and beautiful ladies.

And gorgeous men.

Honestly having a great time
with David.

But I'm obviously,

you know,
vibing with Sam also.

And at this point,
I'm a little confused.

"Thigh blow."

[Kelle] Connor definitely
has the moves.

It's amazing.

I think you know by now
I'm digging you.

I would like to go
on a date with you.

Give me a hug. Hug it out.

This is the first time
I gotta... Oh, God, oh.

If I do find something
that I want to pursue,

I'm very competitive.

I'm gonna go get it done.

[Jacob] Seeing her with Chris,

it's a difficult thing to see.

[Joey] Hundred percent...

I find that Chris knowing
what he wants is very sexy,

and apparently he wants me.

Bro, I kissed her
four hours ago.

-[Joey] You kissed her?
-Yeah.

-[Joey] No, you didn't.
-Yeah, I did.

What?

[guitar music playing]

♪ Left out in the dark

♪ To fend for my own heart

♪ I don't mean
to affect you... ♪

[grunts softly]

But Lord knows
I'm getting worked up.

Tonight, I just kind of
wanted to let her know that

I'm willing to put
forth the effort,

let her know that,
you know, I do care.

My whole concern [chuckles]

with Barby going
from Jacob to Chris was,

I did not want to see
him get hurt,

but when I heard that
he was going to the hot tub,

I'm like, "Okay,
he's gonna seal the deal

"with the hot tub,
hands down."

[Lannette speaking]

-[Joey] There's so much
going on right now.
-[Lannette] Oh.

[Joey] Do you know that him
and Barby kissed at the beach?

-Today?
-Yeah.

[Jacob speaking]

Yeah. So, like, I...

You hugged her like that
and she...

[Jacob] And it was like a...

Uh, yeah.

[wheezing]

So, now there seems
to be a connection
with Barby and Chris,

so I'm not sure
what happened to Jacob,

or where that
transition occurred.

But I think us older women

do appreciate a man

that knows what he wants
and goes after it.

So kind of taking a backseat
or playing hard to get,

or not being really
aggressive or assertive,

I think is going to hurt Jacob
in the long run.

Wait a second.
Where's Stacy and...

I don't know.

[Crystal]
It's no good out here.

[Stacy] Actually, it does.

[Crystal]
I'm a little concerned
that Stacy's a little slow

when it comes down
to intimacy with me.

I'm not sure
if he's just not attracted

and he's not being 100
about it,

or if he's got something
going on back at home

that is preventing him
from gravitating towards me,

but I'm trying to
give him time

to warm up to me.

-Hmm.
-So, how did you
enjoy the day?

I had a great time.
I... I really did.

I had a really,
really good time.

Craziest thing to me
about it is that

when I look at this,

the situation that we're in,

I feel like
we have found a bond

and I feel like
we are honest enough

and we so true to each other
and we so true to ourselves

that if we did have
a problem with each other,

you would tell me,

I will tell you.

[Stacy] As I'm bonding
with Crystal on a daily basis,

I think
we're on the same page.

The main reason that

I went through divorce

is because we didn't
communicate well.

Now, with Crystal,

I'm taking
a different approach

to key on communication

because of the trauma
from divorce.

I move a little differently
now, yeah.

-Look at this.
-Yeah, that's...

You see how I'mma...
You see how I'm all like this?

You see how am I...
You know, I'm like...

Like, for real,

at this point in life,

do you really want to
get in a marriage

or do you just want

kind of like a life partner?

You know, I was married
for 15 years,

so that took a lot out of me.

I'd be answer to... Okay,
let me tell you something.

-Okay.
-At this point,

I think I am down

for whatever we agree on.

To get married again,

yeah, I would do it,

but if I still found someone
that I was in love with

and he say, "You know what?

"I really don't
want that right now.

"I really don't want that tie,
that bond at this point.

"Let's be lifelong partners

"with all...
Without all the red tape."

If we can do that,

if we got...

Well, let me catch your neck.

If we got the next


I'm cool with it.

[crickets chirping]

[Barby] Hey, what's up, dawg?
Yo, that is [bleep].

[speaking indistinctly]

Hey, that's a me and...
That's the me and Joe
bro thing.

[Joey] Yo, Chris.

Come here.

Hold on.

I got to make sure
she gets water first.

[Chris] What's up, Joe?

-You gotta trust me.
-[Chris chuckles]

-You gotta trust me.
-Hey, love, let's get it.

-[Jacob] But wait a minute.
-Barby.

-No.
-I need to talk

You can get water first.
Right now.

I gotta pull Barby aside

because she's macking
on Jacob at the beach

and then she's gonna go mack
on Chris in the hot tub

in the same four hours?
Like, that's crazy.

-[Joey speaking]
-Okay.

[Barby] Okay.

-Oh, God.
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

-Oh, God.
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Barby] See, this is...
I can't like this, like...

-I wanted to clear it...
-It's literally...

-...so there's no rumor.
-Now there's, like,

-drama bees for...
-No, no. That's why
I wanted to do it

so there was no drama.

Tell him to...figure it out.

[Barby] Why is Joey
in the middle of this?

Why is joey concerned
about what I'm doing?

I'm a grown woman.

I am handling this

the way that I see fit for me.

Why are you guys gossiping
about my love life?

Stupid. This is so dumb.

[Jacob] I wanna tell you this
'cause you're my brother, bro.

Me and Barby, we went
for a stroll on the beach...

-Mm-hmm.
-...and we were talking

and I was just telling her
about the situation

and we had, like,
an ending hug

and she said,
"Let's kiss it out."

And we had a little kiss.

And I just wanna tell you

because I don't know
if that changes any context.

You know, that's what Joey
is talking to Barby about

And I don't want this to be
you know, taken the wrong way,
you know?

[Chris] Yeah. No, that's...

Thank you
for letting me know that

-'cause she definitely
didn't run that past me.
-Yeah.

But, uh, as far as it comes,
like, down to a kiss, I've...

I've done worse with girls
that have full-a*s boyfriends

and so it's not like
I can hold that against her
and be like...

That I can work with,
I'm gonna say.

-But like I said,
if this one goes...
-Yo, Joe, bro.

[Chris] What's up, bro?

-Good, brother.
-How [bleep]

are you gonna jump
into a conversation

that mean this [bleep].

Because I was involved,
I think.

-Oh.
-And, um...

What did you say?

Nothing. I told her
I thought, um,

like, that was just...
It was, on her part,

you know, a little weird.

This is between me and Jacob.

Like, I'm gonna say the fact
that you jumped in was...

That was a little theatrical.

No, it's a fair judgment,
for sure.

[Jacob] Obviously, me
and Barby had a connection,
you know.

We have a connection.

We didn't "had."
We "have" a connection.

I just want to tell you

because I'm looking
to pursue that connection.

-I''m not hurt about it...
-You know, I'm...

I'm glad we discussed it then.

Oh, no, definitely glad
we discussed it

because if
it would've popped up,

like, later that would have
pissed me off.

First of all, you have
a lot of [bleep] nerve

to pull me aside
and start some [bleep]

while you're trying to
at the same time

pull one over on Christina

and, like, be a hypocrite

while you're [bleep]
making out with Kelle

-in the hot tub.
-Stop. Stop.

-[Barby] No, no, no, no. Stop.
-You guys are good.

-[Chris]
We just talked about it.
-[Barby] No, no. [bleeping]

[Chris] This isn't you, love.
Stop it.

Like, it was just ended

and she comes out
storming like a maniac.

[Chris speaking]

[Jacob] Oh, she's not happy.

[Joey]
Normally, I would go back
in there and say something

-but I'm not gonna do that.
-Yeah.

-Bro, it's not worth it.
-Not worth it.

Take a step back,
deal with your boys.

Stop blaming me
for reacting naturally

for how your [bleep] friends
are acting.

-[Chris]
Didn't you just tell me to...
-Check yourself then.

[Chris] Lov... Ooh, love.
Okay. And I will.

Where my boys at?

[Barby] It's hurtful that
Chris is not listening
to what I'm saying

and it just feels like

there's a disconnect there.

Chris is a hot boy,

Need him to be a man

and he's not being a man
right now.

Barby's bugging, bro!

We were...
We don't want anything

to get in between
the guys, okay?

And that's all we were doing,
confirming that,

and she just tripped out.

[Joey]
We were all good outside.

Chris was ready to go up
kiss her good night, like,

it was good.
She comes storming out

with attitude uncalled for.

Me and Barby have
such a good relationship

but like that, you know,
we can definitely call each
other out our own [bleep]

and now, like, she gets
where I'm coming from...

Barby's yelling "liar"
from the bedroom right now.

[crickets chirping]

"This is about finding love

"and today
actually has made it clear

"who is connecting with who.

"And now,
things are about to change."

Cannonball.

That's a 10! That's a 10!

Oh, yeah, that's a 10.

-[Christina] So...
-So, what do you think

about Connor?

Oh, I like him.

-He's hot.
-He's... Yeah.

His eyes are, like,
piercing, though.

-I know. Right?
-Yeah.

[Kelle] Totally.
What a fun night.

Did you have fun?

[Christina] Yeah, so,
you know, of course I think

David's an awesome person.

You know, he's cool.

-He's a cool ginger.
-He's a cool...

We're joking about ginger.

-I know, right?
-Yeah. Yeah.

-But... There's a but.
-Mm-hmm.

I'm still into Sam.

Oh!

I went to bed last night
just confused.

You know, I don't know
how to navigate this.

-It'll be interesting.
-I'm excited for you.

So, I'm kind of feeling like

I'm in the same dilemma
as you.

-So, we have some time
to keep...
-Very true.

-...feeling it out.
-Like, the hormones...
My hormones need to like...

Calm down, girl!

But I definitely want
Connor to kiss me.

Yeah, so it's the same as
may the best [bleep] win.

-Cheers, b*tch.
-Cheers.

Winnie.

[Michael]
A'ight, a'ight, a'ight,
a'ight, here we go.

And a little two...

So, how'd things go
last night?

[Chris] Oh, the date was...

-The date was smooth, baby.
-Yeah.

[Michael speaking]

Yeah.

-Yeah...
-All right.

-Yeah...
-[grunts]

Things got a little heated,

I'm gonna say nothin'.

-Ain't nothing I can't stand.
-Okay.

-Still feeling the same?
-[grunts]

-About?
-About her.

Yeah.

And I talked to her about it

and she said that
she doesn't like

everything going on right now,

so it's taking her
out of her character.

-It's a vibe. Okay.
-Yeah.

It's life. It's life and...

So let life be life
and all, right?

-Jab and hook.
-[grunts]

Last night
was a bit of a rough one.

But if there's one thing
I've learned from Barby.

is she's a woman
who expresses herself

and I like that.

We both know that
we have emotions,

so we there's no point in
faking it like we're robots.

You know, we speak loudly.

-Jab.
-[grunts]

Ooh, yeah.

[Stacy] So, what's
your experience like, Darren?

Anybody that you're feeling?

[Darren] Mm.

Emotionally, I'm finding it
really difficult.

My former wife and I,
we grew apart,

uh, and it's hard
to reconnect.

And I had the divorce papers
served on me

which was really hard

because I didn't
see that coming.

Um, emotionally,
that's quite raw.

You know, my...
My former wife was my world.

That's got to be hard.

-Yeah.
-[Stacy] Yeah. Wow.

I'm sorry.

-Yeah.
-That's tough.

I think, um,

you know, over 24 years
you build a relationship

and you get
to know them so well,

you've had three children
together and, uh...

Um...

-[Stacy] It's okay, man.
-[Anthony] It's okay.
Take a break. Come on.

Let's take a rest.

-Yeah, you know.
-I know how you feel.

You grow closer together,
you keep...

You form connections, and...

And then all of a sudden,
it disappears,

and to try
and rebuild that again,

it's really tricky.

I walked down the aisle

and I said the word,
you know, "until...

"Until death do we part."

[sighs]

I meant that.

[Stacy] Yeah, I...
I meant it too.

You know, I'm... I would have
worked through it, but...

I was a broken man after...

[inhales, exhales sharply]

It's okay.

[Ashley] A year ago,
I had a heart attack

and my heart attack
was instigated by,

I suppose,
the stress of the divorce.

He was the only person
by my bed. [sniffles]

And that's a lot
for a young boy.

My former wife
was not even there.

[sighs]
And I had to go through that.

So, maybe I'm not ready
to have my heart broken again.

[sniffles]

That's one thing
that separated,

like, my wife
from other women,

is that I opened up
and became vulnerable.

For me to trust,
that's just gonna take time.

Like, I gave that all
to someone else

and this is what happened.

That... That's still taking
a lot for me to get over.

I think the only way
to do that

is be okay to get hurt again.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ I know we'll always be
Together ♪

Are you like a... Like
a fitness guy people know

-in your city?
-Yeah.

Okay.

There's a couple of those
running around here already.

[Barby] Last night,
things got a little nuts
with Chris and Jacob.

Sometimes I have to
remember that

I'm here to make a connection
with a potential partner,

so I have to stay focused
on that going forward.

[cell phone vibrates,
notification tone]

Oh, I got a message.
[chuckles]

Uh-oh. [laughs]

[David] All right. So,
we got to get everybody up

so we can read it, I guess?

Yo!

I got a message!

Everybody, we have a message.

I'm coming.

"Today, we're doing things
a little differently.

"Instead of challenges,

"you ladies
will have the opportunity

"to take your relationships
to the next level."

-What does that mean?
-"That's right.

"It's time to start sexting."

[Kelly] What is that?

Really, what is that?

I know texting.

But sexing? What's sexing?

"It may sound silly

"but we usually only
sex the people we like,

"trust and have
genuine interest in.

"One at a time, each woman
will head to the RILFI room

"to take sexy selfies.

-[Kelly] What?
-Oh, my God.
I cannot wait.

I got very angry about this.

"Please... Please sext
your favorite pics to the men

"that you have
romantic interest in.

"If you are into more than
one guy, that's okay too.

"Fellas,
keep your phones handy.

"You won't want to miss this."

[Michael]
I'm not used to getting sex.

[Chris] Yes, I'm used to it.

it's not something
that's, like, new to me, so...

-Wow!
-Like, they have apps.

But you get them from MILFs?

The...

I got some lingerie upstairs.

-I gotta get ready.
-[David] I love it.

-[Christina] Whoo!
-[David] Yeah!

There we go.

-All right!
-Can we take 'em together?

Oh, can we do a group?

All right, girls. What are you
waiting for? Let's go.

Go to the RILFI room.

I really hope I'm gonna
get a picture from Kelle.

You know, she's been building
a connection with Connor.

But, uh, I think
she's feeling me too.

So, I'm excited to see
what today brings.

I'm gonna laugh, bro,
when someone...

When all of our phones
go off... [mimicking chiming]

[all cheering]

It's very hard for me
to open up with people,

so to send out sexy selfies

to these guys,

that's a very
intimate side of me,

that... It's not for everyone.

It's definitely
for somebody special

which is not [bleep] true.

It's not true.

That's a lie. I just lied.

I just lied.
I lied about myself.

I used to send sexy selfies

to multiple people
all the time,

and then I stopped.

And now, I guess
I'm doing it again.

You need, like, to be showing
some cheeks in this,

like, some bend-over
type of position.

So, what if I do it like that?

That's fine. You just
need to show your cheeks

however you want to,
put up or whatever, um...

[Lannette] So, I kind of have
an unfair advantage.

-I did a boudoir sh**t before
with a girlfriend.
-Okay. Okay.

This will be the first for me.

-No way.
-Yes way.

You're a virgin sexter.

Yes, I am a virgin texter.

So, I got you to help me.

I am not a virgin sexter.

This is way beyond
my comfort zone.

I am beyond nervous.

-What is your best asset?
-Okay.

What do you like the most
about your body?

-So, it's usually
my eyes or my teeth...
-Okay.

-...and I can throw
some of this...
-Well, focus on the face,

-but, like, work the angles.
-Okay.

Do you know what I mean?
And the boobs are popping,

so, like, any angle
you sh**t those from
are gonna be good.

Like, she has a banging body,

but she doesn't know it.

I'm like, "b*tch, please.

"You look better than
most 25-year-olds out here

"and you are


Oh, girl.

-Yeah!
-This is so you.

-Okay, so you think
this is a good one?
-Yeah.

Howdy.

You got some assless chaps.

I'm kidding.

I've never sexted before.

What makes me
feel good about it

is because I'm in control
of what I wanna send.

Just the hat, baby.

Just the hat.

That represents
the fun country girl that I am

deep inside.

I am a once-in-a-lifetime find

and the man that I share with,

if he doesn't get it,

then that's not my man.

My first...

Sent.

[Michael] Hey. Uh-oh.

-Uh-oh.
-Do you need to walk away?

I'd fall down if I was
on my crutches right now.

[Michael]
Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.

[Stacy] Lordy, Lordy, Lord.

[Darren] Good Lord.

Is it a surprise, or is it...

I'm very surprised at
how absolutely creative

and sexy these pictures are.

Yeah. Hey, that's good.

-Good, good, good.
-Yeah.

♪ Breathe you in
Breathe you in again ♪

I'm not gonna brag,

but I might have, like,
perfected this [bleep].

When I got divorced,

I entered my h* phase.

I was really at a phase where
I was starting to respect

and understand my body
and the things it could do,

and I had been
sheltered from that.

♪ I let you in
I let you in again ♪

I'm ready to enter
the next stage of my life

and settle down with someone

and build a life with them.

The eyes are popping.

The brows look good.

The hair looks good.

The boobs are big,
so we're good.

He's gonna [bleep]!

-[cell phone chiming]
-Oh, here it comes.

Mamma mia!

-[Darren] Chris?
-Yeah?

Do you think you're gonna
get a text from somebody?

[Chris]
I know I'm getting a text.

You oughta know, I'm with
Barby, Barby with me, period.

[Michael] Okay.

[Chris] At this point,
me and Jacob

both kinda have a thing
for Barby.

So. It's gonna be interesting
to see how this goes.

I'm sorry.
I can't show you this, guys.

Aye yai yai.

Holy [bleep]!

That's very beautiful.

I've gotten
some of these before

and I really think it's a fun
way to foreplay, you know.

Planting a seed,

something to look
forward to later,

a little fun, you know.

Definitely think it's cool.

You know, for someone
to be vulnerable like that

and send me a picture
and trust me,

it means a lot to me,
you know.

That took a lot of courage.

[Chris] What about y'all?
We got anything yet?

[Joey] No, your boys'
running dry right now

You boys dry right now?

[Joey] Well, I think all
the boys are dry right now.

I'm not gonna lie.

I want to pick from Christina,

Crystal, Kelle.

Barby, she can send me one.

I'll take all the pictures.

[Sam] Lannette's been
very close to your dad.

How does that make you feel?

You know, [bleep]

I haven't anything
with Lannette.

-Well, yeah... [indistinct]
-That's dope.

-I actually like Lannette.
-I'm not gonna lie,

I feel weird here in my dad's
big game, it's just...

Really? I'm, like,
[bleep] cheering 'em on.

-and [bleep], bro.
-Oh, I'm cheering them on,

but I also at the same time
hear my dad be like,

"Oh, yeah,
I hope I get a sexy pick,"

is not something
I normally want to hear.

-[Chris] Did he say that?
-Absolutely.

You are a child
in a grown man's body.

Every single guy here,

you're definitely
the most Immature.

Yeah.

I'm okay with that.

[Crystal]
I know my best assets

and I definitely know
how to take a picture.

Oh, God, I don't believe
I'm doing this.

Let me do one more. Yeah.

And that one, let me see
if we can take it off.

Well, usually, I don't send
selfies to people that

I haven't at least
made first base with.

Hmm. I think he may like
some of me on this bed,

so let's try this out.

But I said, "Why not
just take a chance?

Maybe that will help progress
what I want from him,

and maybe
we can get some action.

I can get some action.

So, this experience,

there's going to be
lots of multifaceted layers

like an onion. Um,

there's going to be
the erotic moments

like the striptease
with the [bleep].

-Oh, [bleep].
-Holy God.

-Speaking of...
-...hear what's going on.

These are definitely layers
of onions being pulled back.

[indistinct]

-[Stacy] Okay.
-[laughter]

All righty then.

-Okay.
-Are you ready to roll?

Ready to roll.

Who you thought it was
gonna be or someone else?

Of course.

Yeah, of course.

-Are we supposed
to respond it now?
-Yes!

-Come on, that's so rude.
-[Ashley] Yes, come on.

-Oh. [exclaims]
-[Anthony] Oh, my God!

Poor girl's, like,
sitting there like...

-It's called ghosting.
-...ghosting her?

[Anthony] That's, like,
the rudest thing.

Oh, my God!

[Stacy] In my 20's,
I'd have been jumping at it.

"Hey. What's up? Let's meet."

Um, now that
I'm a little older,

got a lot more to lose.

She's sitting there like this,
look, right now.

The [bleep]!

[Stacy] Most of the time,
I don't even respond.

Some I might just put
a little heart, like, but I...

I really am not trying
to engage like that.

-Yeah.
-[laughter]

[Barby] Ooh, I look good!

Oh! [chuckles] Okay. Hmm.

Ooh.

Photogenic as [bleep]

Sexy, sexy move.

Hey. Ooh.

You know, as an ex-stripper,

I have been
featured in calendars

and things like that,
so, for me,

I'd rather send somebody
a silly picture.

I can't.

Sexy only
is a little bit boring.

Ooh, that is naughty.

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

I have a connection
with both Chris and Jacob,

but I think it's time
for me to decide

who I'm gonna
move forward with

and that's gonna be a really
hard decision to make.

Is anybody going to feel upset

-or feel bad if they're not
going to get the text?
-Yeah.

For me,
if I didn't get it from Barby,

I'd feel a bit uncomfortable
about the situation.

Obviously, getting a sext
from Barby

will help sort of
clear things up.

There's definitely questions
that need answering

and, you know,
obviously if I get one,

it's like she wants to explore
a connection with me.

Obviously if she doesn't
send me one,

then that sends
a pretty clear message.

And so, we'll see.

-[Darren] Chris?
-Yeah?

Do you think you're gonna
get a text from somebody?

[Chris]
I know I'm getting a text.

You oughta know, I'm with
Barby, Barby with me, period.

[Darren] Okay.

[Chris] At this point,
me and Jacob

both kind of have
a thing for Barby.

Just whoever
she sends the picture to,

that's kind of, like...

You know
that's who she's, like,

who she's looking
to move forward with.

If I don't get a picture,
I'mma be a little confused.

So it's gonna be interesting
to see how this goes.

Done.

Still got it.

How much action are the dads
getting over there
on the phones?

-'Cause we're dry over here.
-[Darren] Um...

Yeah, no... No texts come in.

Couple of guys
down there so far.

This is worrying me now.

Yeah.

[Barby] I decided
to send the photos to Chris

because I feel like there's
a lot of potential there.

Chris understands my humor

and I'm attracted to the fact

that he's a goofy person
like me.

-Know what I noticed?
-Yeah.

Ain't nobody else's
phone ringing.

[Barby] I mean,
I do feel bad for Jacob,

but I think it's worse
to lead him on

and to keep
a connection with him

when it's not there anymore.

[Chris] Mm-hmm.

That was definitely
the highlight of my day.

She's sexy and goofy,
that's the beauty behind it.

She made it known that,
okay, she's interested in me.

[somber music playing]

Chris has got a sext
from Barby,

and, you know, it's definitely
put me on the back foot.

I was super confident that
I would get at least one

from Barby, and the fact that

she didn't send one my way
is disheartening

and yeah, absolutely gutted,
to be honest.,

[Christina speaking]

[camera shutter clicks]

You know, I love fashion

and I'm a very visual person,

so I put
these outfits together

because, listen,

if you're being that
vulnerable with someone,

I want it to be
my best pictures.

[camera shutter clicks]

Hot.

♪ Don't stop now

[mutters]

Sit up here
on the counter maybe.

Then I'm gonna, like,
touch my nipple.

♪ Shock you like a...

♪ ...all your dead desires

♪ Don't stop now

-Dad?
-Yeah?

How much action
are the dads getting
over there on the phones?

-'Cause we're dry over here.
-Um...

Yeah, no... No text's come in.

[Darren] Couple of guys
down there so far.

Don't worry, guys.

-All right?
-Yeah.

It's tough seeing
Christina and David

developing a something
of a relationship.

I definitely see them flirting
back and forth a bit.

I mean, there's definitely
a kind of that
competitive drive

where I almost just see him
as an opposing team
or the enemy.

Sam, if Christina doesn't see
you for who and what you are

and that you're a better
match fit than David,

then it's going to be
her loss in the end.

[cell phone chiming]

-Okay.
-[Joey] What you got?

I take it a photo.

-Oh, right!
-[all exclaiming]

[David] Holy [bleep]!

Yeah. I do have a picture
of just an a*s.

Is there a bite mark on it?
Then I can tell you who...

Bro, did she take
your trench coat?

[laughter]

-[Joey] What?
-[David] I don't know, bro.

I did get a text.

-[David] You did.
-[Sam] Some good [bleep].

[laughter]

[Joey]
Do you know how bad I want to
know if that's the same photo?

I actually have a feeling
it's the same photo.

-Oh, no!
-...on the same page.

[Connor]
Is she wearing the trench?

[David] She's wearing
the trench coat.

My trench coat's
doing the work today, boys.

♪ Everybody
looking Hollywood ♪

♪ Doing it, doing it
Doing it good ♪

The problem is,
I'm really digging

the two hottest guys
in the house now.

Connor and I
had a great first day

and I definitely want to get
to know him better.

Joey, on the other hand,

is fun to hang around with

and at the same time,

I think he's very mature
for his age.

Whatever it is.
I don't even know his age.

So, I don't know.

It's a great problem to have.

♪ Doing it good

Which one
would be their favorite?

"Still want a piece of this?"

Sent.

[cell phone chiming]

-I got one.
-Yeah.

Yeah, I figured so.

You look pretty happy
right now.

Yeah, I mean,
I'm happy right now.

-[cell phone chiming]
-We got one text.

[all speaking indistinctly]

Uh, "Still want
a piece of this?"

[bleep]

Obviously I want
a piece of that, yes.

Yeah.

That's bitable.
That's bitable.

Kelle looks phenomenal
in the photos.

And even though
she sent it to Connor as well,

I am always gonna be the best.

If Kelle's gonna be interested
in more than one guy

and I'm in the equation,

I don't even
want to be, like...

-I don't want...
-Why?

Because I'm a number one
pick, okay?

I'm a number one draft pick

which deserves to be
a number one draft pick.

You are number one draft pick.

-Hands [bleep] down.
-Exactly.

You are number one draft pick.

-So she needs to lock in
and realize that.
-Lock it in.

[upbeat music playing]

There's still some texts
that we're waiting for, right?

Did all six send the text?

Isn't there one... One left,
or is that everybody?

It's kind of hard for me
to break out my shell

just because of everything
going on with my dad,

but there is a group
of beautiful, intelligent
women here.

I do like Kelle's
bold personality

and she goes after
what she wants,

and I think that's something
I can explore later on.

[Anthony] So, you're one,
two, three, four, five, six.

So, yeah. All right.

Yeah, it's all done.

I didn't get one

and I'm definitely one
not giving up on love

because I believe that
there is a person for me

and that person is out there.

I'm gonna reciprocate
that. I'm...

I feel like
I'm in the same position.

But I'm gonna put up
a good fight.

Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.

[bright music playing]

I got a message!

[all cheering]

Let's go outside, guys.

-[indistinct]
-Message!

-[Crystal] What?
-Got a message.

[Stacy] I knew there was gonna
be some [bleep] tonight.

Knew it. I just knew it.

[Jacob] Kelle's got a text

and we're not really too sure
what's gonna be happening.

I'm kinda hoping that
it's sort of like
a part 2 of the challenge

and it gives me an opportunity
to potentially

show Barby my interest.

[Michael] I guess we're going
down the stairs again.

You know, are we gonna get

some banana hammock pictures?

I mean, I hope.

[Kelle] "Earlier today,

"the ladies sent
sexy text messages

"to the men
they are most interested in."

[Joey] Oh, we know.

[laughter]

"This is about finding love

"and today actually
has made it clear

"who is connecting with who.

"And now, things
are about to change."

"If you received a message
from any of the women

"you will stay here, fighting
for a chance for love.

"That means

"Miles, Michael,

"Jacob,

"and Ashley,

"unfortunately,

"it's time for you
to go home."

What?

"Please say your goodbyes
and leave."

Uh, it's been lovely
to meet everybody.

We'll stay in touch

and I'd just like to say
goodbye to everyone.

It's been a real journey.

Ashley, it's been a pleasure.

I certainly feel that

nine months out of a...
Out of a divorce, um,

the realization that, uh,

everything is so raw
at the moment

and I'm not ready to form
a relationship with somebody.

has become very clear.

-I love you.
-I love you, too.

I'm just not ready [sniffles]

to form any bonds with anyone.

-Sorry, Jacob.
-It's okay.

It's tough.

You know, we're disappointed,
you know,

-um...
-Excuse me.

[Ashley clears throat]

-You all right?
-Not really.

Not at the moment, no.

[Chris speaking]

[Michael] I know, I know,
I know, I know.

-Come here.
-[crying]

[Chris speaking]

[Michael speaking]

[Chris speaking]

[Michael speaking]

[Chris speaking]

[Michael speaking]

[Chris speaking]

[Michael speaking]

[Chris] Doing this
with my dad has...

It's definitely brought us
closer together.

The whole reason
I do a lot of everything I do

is for my family, for my dad.

He gave his all
to make sure

we didn't have
to stress about

what are we eating,
where are we going,

what are we wear...
What clothes we were wearing.

Like, it was a struggle,
like, it was a whole world
of struggle.

-Whoo, it was struggle.
-Mm.

But he's a strong man,

and I want to be able to...

I want to be the strongest man
I can be so I will...

Eventually can take care
of him, my brothers,

my mom. Mi... Mi familia.

[Michael] Let's go
and bid everyone ado.

[Miles] I didn't even
need to find love

-from this experience.
-[indistinct]

I reconnected with you

and that means
more than anything, right?

Yeah.

I found the love
that I was missing.

You're right.
You're right about that.

[exhales sharply]

I'm gonna do everything I can
in my power to be

a better father.

[sniffles]

Oh, man.

[sniffles]

I didn't see it coming
but it's understandable.

And I... I didn't find
any connection.

This whole experience,

it's a stepping stone
for our relationship,

bridging the gap that

has been present
for the past few years.

-It's just the beginning
for us.
-Definitely.

I hope from this experience

that we establish
a real tight bond

'cause I learned how
important relationships are,

whether it's just friends

or family members.

We... We can't
go back in time

so the times that you have
with those family members,

enjoy them

and enjoy the experiences
that you have with them.

All right, bruh.

See you when I get back
to the real world.

-Sounds good.
-All right, bro.

-Love you.
-Love you.

-[Anthony] You got
Joey's information?
-Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'mma be in touch.

[Barby] Jacob.

[Barby speaking]

[Barby speaking]

[Jacob speaking]

I think a regret for me
was sort of shutting down

and taking so long to sort of

to get my thoughts across.

I should have acted
a little bit quicker and i?

and I think what I'm gonna
sort of take from that

into the real world is,

you know, when you
really care about someone,

you can't stall for too long

because that sort of
shows that potentially

your intentions aren't
as strong as
you want them to appear.

[somber music playing]

Come, Dad.

I've appreciated now
that I'm not ready for...

For a relationship
and that's fine.

I love that
you're always there for me.

-Yeah. Come here.
-I love you.

-[sniffles]
-You're gonna run out of tears
in a minute.

It's okay.

That's gonna hurt.

[Barby speaking]

[Chris speaking]

Catch up on life,
talk about how he's doing.

Wasn't ready for this.

Watching Chris with his dad

and then seeing
how he is with me,

I do believe that he does have
some mature sides.

it's whether or not
he's going to be able

to stay consistent with that.

It's okay.

At this point,
I'm all in with Anthony.

I'm not pursuing other people.

I'm not interested in

I'm trying to find
any other connections.

But you're safe.

Yeah, this is good

'cause I'd hate to have to
[bleep] b*tch up.

-I'm kidding.
-Gotcha.

I'm very hopeful about this
with Anthony.

I've never really
felt this way

about somebody
like this so quickly.

You just said, "Hate to
have to..." What'd you say?

[bleep] b*tch up.

I thought you said pack up.

Oh, no. Mm.

I really like this guy.

[Lannette] Welcome
to your next challenge.

[all cheering]

[Joey] I love watermelon.

[Lannette] I love handcuffs.

Handcuffs and watermelon.

Like, what in the hell
is this?

-[Kelle] Whoo! Yeah!
-[all cheering]

[Lannette] That was fast.

You just started.

Come on, Pac-Man up!

Come on, be a dog!

[Christina] Go, go!

Fresh meat coming in,

it changes
the whole experience.

Hi, ladies.

My son and I look
at each other, we're like,

[blows raspberry]
"These are beautiful women."

I think
the women are concerned

about the new arrivals,

and I know I am too.

Am concerned
about a younger guy

having low attention span.

Look at the...

If he makes her dinner,
my feelings are gonna be hurt.

Oh, I'm gonna cook you
something nice.

[Lannette] I thought maybe,
you know, there could be
a connection there.

Now I'm starting to wonder.