02x07 - Along Came MILF'y

[bunniefuu]

Please sext your favorite pics

to the men that you have
romantic interest in.

All right, girls, what are
you waiting for? Let's go.

-Whoo!
-[man] Yeah!

I'm really digging
the two hottest guys
in the house now.

Connor and I had
a great first date.

[David] You look pretty happy
right now.

Yeah, I mean,
I'm happy right now.

Joey, on the other hand,
is very mature for his age.

We got one text.

It's a great problem to have.

It's biteable. It is biteable.

[Crystal]
Stacy's a little slow

when it comes down
to intimacy with me.

I'm not sure
if he's just not attracted

and he's not being


[Stacy] Are we supposed
to respond to them?

Yes.

-Oh...
-You're ghosting 'em.

Poor girl's like
sitting there like this?

I'm just gonna kiss you.

-No. [chuckles]
-[kissing]

[Lannette] At this point,
I'm all in with Anthony.

I'm going to take Lannette.

-How's that? Come on. Yeah.
-[Lannette] Aw!

It feels right. It feels good.

I enjoy him. I like him.

I never really felt this way

about somebody like this
so quickly.

[laughs]

If you received a message
from any of the women,

you will stay here fighting
for a chance for love.

That means Miles, Michael,

Jacob, and Ashley,

it's time for you to go home.

[bleep]

[Stacy] What's up?

Yeah.

[Stacy] Yeah.

-[Stacy] Yeah.
-Come on.

When they said
that Miles had to leave,
that was a crusher.

But I got an opportunity
to bond with him

that we haven't had in years.

And seeing him go, that,
yeah, that definitely hurt.

How you feeling right now?

Bonding with my son, and then
that just gets taken away.

Yeah, I really don't feel
like doing nothing.

I just want to go to bed.

I know it feels...

it hurts,
and I know it feels bad.

But you have
an opportunity to fix that.

And I don't want to tear up,
but you have

that boy alive
to do that with.

I don't have mine.

I don't have mine. I...

You know, I think about the
things that I could have said

and the things
that I could have done.

And I wish I could have just
swooped down and saved my son

from being m*rder*d.

But you have that opportunity.

Because if
it wouldn't have been
for this whole experience,

you may not have been able
to see him.

[Stacy]
Crystal has shared with me
about her son passing.

And... [sighs]

God forbid,
if I ever get a phone call,

and say something happened
to one of my kids.

And to see
how strong she is...

you know, she got me
to realize the importance

of appreciating your family,
especially your children,
while they're here.

At the end of the day,

I'm looking at it
as a positive experience.

And, you know--

[Crystal] Good.

And looking forward
to he and us establishing,
you know,

a father-son,
man-to-man relationship.

Because he needs his dad.

And evidently, you need him.

The thing I like most
about Crystal

is that she's upfront.

She's a very caring person,
very nurturing person.

Those are things
that I'm attracted to.

So I'm definitely
taking it slow.

But to see, you know,
what happens,

where it goes from here.

Well, I appreciate it.

Look at all the glitter
all on you.

-No, this... [laughs]
-Glitter.

Glitter.

[kisses]

-Appreciate you.
-Mmm-hmm.

♪ It's a perfect night

Oh, it's raining.

[Joey] It's definitely hard,
you know,

to see people get sent home.

But at the same time,
I think everyone got

a little awake
once that happened,

because they really want
to make sure they're

taking these
connections seriously.

And knowing that Connor and I
both got a text from Kelle,

it definitely makes me
want to check in

on that relationship
and see what's happening.

I want to say thank you.

And they were
awesome pictures.

Was some of the best ever.

Like, wow.

I was very happy about it.

Very relieved, too.

Really?

I was very like,
"Oh, disco mommy."

-[Kelle] Disco mommy.
-Disco mommy.

Sent me boobies.

[Kelle]
I didn't send you boobies.

Well, kind of boobies?

The boobies are good.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

You actually challenge me,
and I like that.

And I'm not going to lie,
Joey is a phenomenal kisser.

[Joey] Yeah?

Thank you.

I think I get better as I go.

I'm going to...
look, I'll show you.

Come here.

It was better
than last time, right?

-Longer.
-Longer.

[both laughing]

[Connor] It felt good getting
the sext from Kelle.

And I like
to reciprocate things.

So if I get a good photo,
I'll send you one back.

Currently, Kelle is between
me and Joey.

But I feel like
I'm the best option here.

So why go after
something else?

[Anthony] What's going on
over here?

[Joey] Hanging out.

[Kelle] Don't worry about it.

Don't do anything I'd do.

[Joey] Got it.

-You kids going
to bed or what?
-[Anthony] Yeah.

[Joey] They're cute.

[phone buzzing]

[Kelle chuckles]

-[laughs]
-That's brutal.

Yikes.

Are you jealous?

Um... No, I'm still
pretty confident in myself.

I mean, look, obviously,

who's not going to want
to sh**t their shot with you?

But I expected that.

A sext normally would be taken
in a bedroom

or maybe a bathroom.

But the laundry room
is pretty absurd.

I was there this morning
folding my laundry.

Um, so it's
a little uncomfortable.

But I feel really good
about where me and Kelle

stand right now.

So I'm not too worried
about it.

And having my tongue
down her throat

pretty much solidifies it.

Yeah.

And I still am
pretty confident

-that he's not a better kisser
than me.
-How do you know?

He doesn't really have
as nice of lips as me.

I should go find out.

I mean, you could. Go for it.

But I think you're gonna come
right back to that seat.

[both laugh]

[Joey] There he is.

Man of the hour.

What's up, dude?

Chilling.

Can I steal her real quick?

[chuckles]

[Joey] Don't waste
your time too much, dude.

I'm going to hold my ground.
I'm gonna...

I'm going to do what I do.

Claiming territory
in the house for sure.

Yeah, we'll go inside.

We'll do that thing.

[Joey]
Things are heating up here.

[door creaks]

[Connor] I don't know
if Joey's looking at it
as a competition,

but it's like taking candy
from a baby.

Connor is definitely the guy
that goes after what he wants.

[clicks tongue]

What's up?

[Kelle] What's up?

So what did you think?

About what?

[Connor] The photo.

What did you think
of my photo?

I think your photo
was amazing.

That's why you got one back.

I mean...

Being married
and divorced twice,

I take my time and energy
very seriously

when it comes to dating.

I need a man
who's independent,
very secure with himself.

And Connor is, you know,
he looks you in the eye

very intently, super deeply.

[kissing]

Joey, on the other hand,
he's playful and outgoing.

Now I'm
a little bit conflicted.

I want both.

But I'm beyond excited to find
love and bring my man home.

[Connor chuckles]

♪ Love

♪ Is like the sky above

-What's up, guys?
-Hey, Anthony.

-What's happening?
-My yogi.

-What's happening?
-What's going on?

Everything good?

-[Stacy] Yeah.
-Feeling all right?

Feeling good.

Hopefully this clears up
out there.

Yeah, it's like the
weather's matching the mood.

[Anthony] So a lot
went down yesterday.

But we're here
to have a good time
and connect with people.

Right now,
I have my eyes on Lannette.

And I'm really, really curious
to see where it goes.

I'm excited.

I like her. I like her a lot.

What you think about
those texts, right?

Is that crazy?

Oh, the...

Yesterday,
the girls sending us the...

Whoa, I'm not saying
mine were...

She's a much more traditional,
very, very conservative.

And they were so tasteful.

You think that's why
she hasn't kissed you yet?

Or maybe you have.

I don't even know.
You know what I mean?

-[Darren] Uh...
-Maybe you don't
kiss and tell.

So we'll move on from that.

-[laughing]
-And, uh...

He doesn't kiss and tell.

All right. I get it.

[Darren]
So me personally, I like
the speed it's going at.

I like where we're going
with it.

I adore her.

You know, and I don't know
how you feel.

I think it's fairly obvious
that her and I

are getting pretty close.

I think Kelly Mac's amazing
for my dad.

He is a very independent guy.

But he also needs a woman
around that, quite honestly,

is willing to put up
with his [bleep]

It's tough.

And Kelle Mac,
she cares so much.

She's willing to do
a lot of stuff

for the people she loves.

-I love--
-Mama K in the house.

I love Kelle Mac for my dad.
She's amazing.

Like I said, I feel honored.

I feel like it's something
to hold into my heart,

the pictures
that she did send to me.

Um...

And I'm looking forward to see
where it goes from here.

[Christina]
Girl, let me read you the text
I got back from David.

So I sent the pics,
and he said,
"You are amazing."

And I have to say hash...
you know, exclamation,

exclamation, that counts.

[laughs]

I sent my sexy pictures
to both Sam and David.

I had an amazing date
with Sam.

I just had a date with David.

Um, and you know,
things are going great to me

with both of them.

"I do really appreciate
your pictures today."

-[Kelle] Dang.
-"They are super sexy."

"If I could text emojis
or at least figure them out."

That's so [bleep] funny.

"I would send
a lot of emojis."

-And then exclamation,
exclamation.
-What.

Okay.

David sent
a couple paragraphs.

And I think that
that was just honestly

like a big turn on for me.

Oh, so Sam messaged too.

He said, "These are so sexy.

Might even give it the 10-10."

Oh, okay. Okay.

He's saying that because
on our date, when we kissed,

because we're
super competitive,
we rated our kiss.

Oh.

Sam with the one-liner,
again, very sweet.

But I'm a very deep person.

And I like to see
a lot of effort.

And I feel like it definitely
gave David a leg up.

I was being flirty.

-That was me.
-You knew you.

I think with, you know,
everyone leaving last night,

the house
is super quiet today.

But I think that with
less people in the house,

it gives everyone
an opportunity

to develop
stronger connections.

-Go down there.
-I am!

Go get your man.

-Go get your man, girl.
-Get your man.

[Stacy] As far as
I'm concerned,

I'm still in the mode
of taking my time.

I'm not going
to rush down and,

you know, just immediately
just jump on somebody

because, you know,
I find them attractive

or we have
a great conversation.

Now I'm more on the cerebral.

I don't just rush in and just,
like, immediately trying

to have sex with somebody.

What in the world?

Holy [bleep]

So beautiful.

Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi, ladies.

-Shauna.
-[Anthony] Hi, Shauna.

-I'm Anthony,
nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Beautiful.
-Hi.

I had seen
these two girls come in,

and they had a little swagger
about them.

-Shauna, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

[Anthony]
I don't think all the girls
are going to be too excited.

-Yeah, they're
definitely not happy.
-Yeah.

-[Anthony] Hi.
What's your name?
-[Rebecca] I'm Rebecca.

Give me a hug, Rebecca.

-Hi, nice to see you.
-How you doing?
Nice to see you.

Hey, Rebecca. I'm Darren.

[Rebecca] Hi, Darren.
Nice to meet you.

[Darren] Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you?

-What?
-Oh, dear.

-Hello, hi.
-[Stacy] Hey, how you doing?

-Shauna.
-Stacy.

-Okay. Giving me a hug.
-All right.

-[Connor] What's your name?
-Hi. Rebecca.

-Nice to meet you, Rebecca.
-Nice to meet you.

Wow.

When I see
the new two ladies walk in,

I feel a bit territorial.

Like, what are you doing here,

and why are you encroaching
on our guys?

[Kelle] Oh [bleep]

There's two new girls.

Oh [bleeping]

I am barely processing
what happened last night

with the sons and the dads
leaving the house.

I'm not ready for these girls
to come in the house yet.

[Anthony] You brought the son,
ladies.

You're like a breath
of fresh air.

Oh, I love that.

[Kelle] How are you feeling?

[Lannette] She's half Italian.

Yep, they have something
in common.

If he makes her dinner,
my feelings are going
to be hurt.

-I'm going to cook you
something nice.
-[Rebecca] Yeah.

[Kelle] Last night, I had the
two hottest guys in the house

interested in me.

But now that the new girls
just came in,

Connor and Joey are, like,

literally drooling
on the floor.

-You have really pretty eyes,
by the way.
-Thank you.

I'm definitely worried
about these two.

-I'm Kelly.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Welcome to the manor.

[Rebecca] Thank you.

My name is Rebecca.

I'm 48 years old.

I'm a single mom.

My son is 24.
His name is Tyler.

I'm a fitness instructor,

and I'm also an
insurance agent full time.

My type is generally athletic,
likes to work out.

A lot of younger guys
pursue me.

-I'm Rebecca.
-Here, I'ma give you a hug.

I'm Crystal.

Crystal? Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
You're beautiful.
-You have beautiful eyes.

[Crystal] Thank you.

The reason why
my last relationship

ended the way it did, he was,
like, 17 years older than me.

So eventually,
we got to a point
where we weren't having

any, like,
sexual relationships.

So I was not faithful
at the end.

I really did feel bad,
but it was meant
to happen that way.

So it happened, and it got me
out of the relationship,

which maybe that was just
a way of me moving on.

Where's the workout room?

[laughs]

So it is outside on the yard.

Okay, are we working out?

-Yeah, hundred percent.
-Okay. Working out, yeah.

-Every day. [laughs]
-Yes. Yes.

So now I'm at the manor,
and I'm ready to see

what life has for me.

I'm really excited about it.

Which one you think's hotter?

-[Connor] The one
in the green?
-The one in the green, yeah.

She's hot, but bro,
Shauna's [bleep]

that girl's a woman.

My name is Shauna.

I'm 44, and I'm from Chicago.

I've been told I look 34.

So that's the best part
about being 44.

I don't look it.

I have Tarrant Jr.
He is 20.

And then I have Skyler,
who is nine.

And she's a mini me.

When I was married
for 18 years, we got divorced

because of infidelity
on his part.

It was a lot of days crying.

I did a lot of self-work,

and it took a while,
but I'm here.

The beautiful thing
about being married

and being in a relationship,

it's just going to bed
with that person,

waking up with that person,
talking to that person,

just sharing moments
with that person.

I want to meet a man.

I want to get butterflies
in my stomach.

I want to be married again.

There's like father-sons here.

Father-son. And then...

[Anthony] That's his nephew.

-Oh!
-Uncle-nephew.

Okay,
it's a family thing here.

We find out they're dads
and their sons,

and we're just like, oh, okay,
now I see it, you know?

-So I'm like, damn, do I want
to be a stepmom or...
-[laughs]

-Or a daughter-in-law.
-I know.

I think I want to be
a daughter-in-law.

I think I want to be
a daughter-in-law. [laughs]

I would think it'd be awkward
for them.

Yeah.

I'm excited, but I'm not sure
what's going to happen.

[all cheering]

I will tell you guys,
you are coming in
to some pretty big,

thick bombs
already built, so...

-That's okay.
-Well, they look like
they can handle themselves.

[laughing]

Definitely can.

Definitely can.

I am very much
a jealous woman.

[bleeping]

-Just glue,
super glue already.
-[laughing]

[Barby]
Plus, green was my thing
in the beginning.

It's also Chris's
favorite color, so.

[Stacy]
All right, I'm giving them
a tour of the house.

[Anthony] You guys ready?
You want to see the place?

-Can we be roomies?
-Yeah, we can see the place.

[Anthony] Come on. Let's go.
I'll show you the place.

We didn't know each other
before this experience,

but we bonded the whole time
in the car.

[Shauna] Yeah.

And I was actually happy that
I wasn't going in by myself.

[Rebecca] Yeah, going in,
I thought I was by myself.

Then I found out
there was someone else.

I'm like, "Oh, thank God
I have, like, a buddy."

-[laughs]
-Yeah.

[Lannette speaking]

[Lannette]
What am I worried about?

Hmm.

[Joey] So tell me about you.
Where are you from?

-Chicago.
-Chicago.

-Yep.
-What part?

-South. Mmm-hmm.
-Okay, cool.

Guys in their 20s
hit on me all the time.

I got to work out
just to keep up with them,

but I love that for me.

My son can't deal with
his momma being the b*mb.

His friends come
in my DMs, yes.

And I was like, "Look,
I know you sent this
by accident.

So, but I'm going to tell you,
be safe on sending videos."

It wasn't an accident.

Yes.

And I was like, you know,
let me take a step back

and mother these kids.

Parts.

They send me parts.

What's your first impression
so far?

Everything is gorgeous.

-Oh, right? Beautiful house.
-So relaxing.

Yeah, perfect.

Even though you guys
have bonds already.

[Joey] Yeah, I don't know
what that was about.

-Like, okay, girl,
I don't need to hear that.
-[laughing]

What we doing? All right.

[Joey] I don't know
what that was.

[Shauna] Do you want
to get married?

Do I want to get married?
Yeah.

I think marriage
is a strong thing.

Look, I don't want
to rush into marriage,
obviously, right?

Like, divorce isn't even
in my book anyway.

Like, that's still...
that's forever.

You know,
that's how I look at it.

-I don't want-- Yeah.
-So young and think like that.

Kelle and I, yeah,
we've been forming
a connection,

but, uh, Shauna's hot.

She's got that look
in her eye of like,

she wants to eat you
like a steak.

I'm digging Shauna
for sure right now.

[Connor] You have
a fantastic physique.

Oh, thank you.

-So do you.
-[Connor] Thank you.

-You haven't even
seen me shirtless yet.
-I know.

I can just... I already know.

I can just tell.

-[Connor] You're already
x-ray visioned.
-I know that kind.

When I first walked in,
definitely Anthony

got my attention
because he was
so like welcoming.

Like, so that was
a great first impression.

But then when I see Connor,
I'm like... [gasps]

Okay, All right, Anthony,

you're so cute and handsome.

But, ooh, this one is...

[laughs]

-Lost.
-I know.

Lost for the sauce.

[Connor] You have really
pretty eyes, by the way.

-Thank you. So do you.
-Thank you.

They're very, very pretty.

So what's your, um,
the angel--

[Connor] The angel wings.

So I just want...

So it's like a...

-For my future wife.
-Oh.

I just want one for her.
And then I did loyalty
on my left hand as well.

I love that.

Just for like love and loyalty
because it's in French,

which is the language of love.

Okay, yeah.

Rebecca is somebody that
could be my type for sure.

She's a very beautiful woman.

Well, yeah, obviously I knew
she was my type

as soon as she walked in.

And I also knew
she was my type

when she came in as well.

[Connor] We have
a very similar type.

She's already thinking
about me, so...

Yeah,
he got the first approach.

I mean, he's there.

But he's over with if she gets
some one-on-one time with me.

[both laugh]

-I like your
glasses look. Yeah.
-Yeah?

Yeah, I've been wearing
my contacts,

but my eyes
are getting tired of them.

[Shauna] Very cute either way.

-Very cute either way.
-Thank you so much.

Dang.

[Kelle] Last night, I had
the two hottest guys

in the house interested in me.

But now that the new girls
just came in,

Connor and Joey
are like literally drooling
on the floor.

I'm definitely worried
about these two.

[Stacy] Toes looking nice.

Looking good, smelling good.

-What's going on
with you, Chicago?
-Thank you.

-Cheers to that.
-Cheers.

I take care of myself.

Definitely. We see that.
[laughs]

But you... how old are you?

-You look--
-I'm 54.

Definitely look good
for your age, though.

-Oh, thank you. Thank you.
-Yeah.

First impression of Stacey,
I'm like, this is my type.

Good-looking guy. Smile.

Styled.

I'm excited
to get to know Stacy.

[Stacy] So what's going on
with your dating life?

I'm sure you got some options
in Chicago living there.

I need some different options.

Yeah, there's plenty of
options here.

-That's for sure.
-I see.

[laughs] Definitely.

-Different options too.
-Oh, we're gonna have
some problems, folks.

-Yeah, y'all is
gonna have some problems.
-[laughing] Huh.

Girl, look at this [bleep].
Look at this [bleep].

Is that gray in her hair
in the front?

I do notice that Stacy is
kind of checking out Shauna,

and I'm not really
excited about it.

When I'm with a guy
and I'm connecting with him,

I can be very territorial.

At the same time,
I'm not trying to

make myself, um,
look desperate.

But I'm telling you,
they're not gonna be
able to mesh, they're not.

-[Lannette]
You don't think so?
-No.

-Oh, you just
don't understand.
-There's a outside bar too?

Oh, yeah, they got a nice
little Jacuzzi down there.

-It's small.
-[Stacy] It's enough for two.

That's it, though.

-[indistinct]
-[laughs] That's all it need.

When can we get in, though?

Whenever we want.

I think that Shauna is
a very beautiful woman,

and I'm definitely interested
in finding out a little bit
more about her.

But I know there's definitely
gonna be a problem

with me trying to
connect with Crystal
and Shauna in the house.

I'mma go and be like,
"Okay, your time's up."

[laughs excitedly] Ooh.

[Stacy] Need something
stronger than this
Champagne, please.

[laughing]

[Crystal] And why is that?

-Why?
-[man laughs] Oh, boy.

-[indistinct chatter]
-Don't you look at me
like that.

-What?
-[Stacy happily] Wassup?

-Wassup?
-[laughing]

What's that look for?

-[laughs]
-[Kelle] I mean, does this
face look... [indistinct]

I just want you
to ask her to come in here

and cook your a*s a meal
and see how that roll.

-[laughing]
-[man] Oh, [bleep].

[all exclaiming]

-Then, you're gonna know.
-[scattered laughter]

Crystal is intimidated

and feeling insecure
at this point.

I'm a woman, I know.

I mean, look at Shauna.
Come on.

Yeah, she's intimidated.

"He-he," you sure is giggling
and showing a whole lot
of teeth.

[both laughing]

You showing
a whole lot of teeth.

[Stacy reading]
"For your next challenge,

please get changed
into your bathing suits

and head outside,
where we will have

a sweet surprise
waiting for everyone."

[cheering] Whoo.

-Oh. Oh!
-Oh, my God!

[Shauna] Watermelons
and handcuffs.

What have I
gotten myself into?

[upbeat song playing]

[woman] Joey is so cute.
He's a year older than my son.

[Christina]
May the best girl win.

-That's what I said earlier.
-[Christina] I mean...

[Christina speaks]

My biggest turnoffs are teeth.

Because if they're not
taking care of their mouth,

they're not gonna
take care of you.

[laughs] True?

-Welcome to the,
welcome to the...
-Yeah, salud. Thank you.

-You're like a breath of fresh
air walking in there, yeah.
-Oh, I love that.

-Yeah, everyone was... Yeah.
-Good, I hope so.

Listen, I'm gonna
promise you something.
Regardless if you make,

or we make
a connection or not,

you're gonna have
a great time here. How's that?

-Is that a good deal?
-I'm already...
I already know.

-Is that a good deal?
All right, salud.
-Cheers. It's great.

[Anthony] Lannette and I
have a connection,

but Rebecca's the type of girl

that I would go out with
back home.

I think we're all here,
to meet people,

so before I settle down
and pick one person,

I want to meet everybody,

you know, and see
what everyone's about.

-[Kelle] How you feeling?
-She's half Italian.

-I know, and she
lives in New York.
-Yes.

Yep, they have
something in common.

[Kelle] Yeah, but she probably
came here thinking she's
dating younger guys.

-That's a good point.
-Yeah, yeah.

[giggles]

The two new women
barely looked over 25.

So, I am a little annoyed
'cause I'm not sure

how this is gonna
change things,

especially for me and Anthony.

And I guess we'll find out.

But I'm not feeling
good about it at all.

Well, that's the thing.
Like, I'm cool even if
he spends time with her.

-But if he makes her dinner,
my feelings are gonna be hurt.
-Oh.

-Oh, I'm gonna
cook you something nice.
-Yeah, I gotta...

Yeah, I gotta, like,
see how you cook.

We were thinking of making,
like, a little Bolognese
or something.

-Okay, yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah, I don't know.
You're Italian, right?

-Ah, salud to that.
-[Rebecca] Yeah.

[giggles]

[cell phone trills]

[Stacy] I got a text.
I got a text.

Who's hungry?

-[man 1 and 2] Me!
-[all cheering]

"For your next challenge,

please get changed
into your bathing suits

and head outside,
where we will have

a sweet surprise
waiting for everyone."

-[all cheering]
-[man 3] Okay, okay.

Get changed. Let's go.

All right, we're Italian.
We're always hungry.

So, we're gonna
knock this out of the park.

We know how to eat.

[bleeping]

-Oh, my God. Oh, [bleep].
-Oh!

-[man 1] Oh, my goodness.
-[bleep]

-...love watermelon.
-[Lannette] So I walk outside,

I see handcuffs
and watermelon.

I'm a little traumatized.

What the hell is going on?

Are those yours?

-[Christina] No,
mine are in my room.
-[laughs] Oh, yeah.

-[woman 1 exclaims] Ah!
-[Kelle] It's about to
get wild.

So, I get a text on my phone
saying I'm gonna be

the host of the next challenge

and it's gonna be
something sweet.

And I see these watermelons...

"Oh, no, what's gonna happen?"
[laughs]

Welcome to
your next challenge!

[all cheering]

"Today, we are putting the men
to the ultimate test."

-[Christina] Yes.
-Okay.

[Rebecca] "For this challenge,
the men will be working
in pairs

to win a double date with
a woman of their choice."

[all cheering]

[Stacy] At this point,

I'm definitely interested
in both Shauna and Crystal.

But Shauna came out
in her bathing suit
looking really good.

There's gonna be a problem
in my mind going forward.

"At the start of every round,
the ladies will handcuff

the men's hands
behind their backs."

[woman 2] Whoo!

"Once handcuffed,
the ladies will sit down

and place watermelons
between their legs."

-[man 2] Oh.
-[man 3] What?

"On 'go,' the men will race
to eat both watermelon slices

in the fastest amount of time.

They must complete
the first slice with
one woman,

before moving on
to their second slice

with the second woman.

Whenever one man
wants a break eating,

he can trade places
with his partner.

And again, the male duo
that completes this task
the fastest

will win the opportunity
to ask out two women
on a sexy date."

[Shauna] It's so bizarre
that I just met everyone

and I'm doing this challenge
with watermelons
and handcuffs.

What have I
gotten myself into?

[Rebecca] First up,
Stacy and Chris.

-Yeah!
-Yay!

Let's see who we got.

Christina!

-[all cheering]
-[man 4] Christina!

And Lannette.

-[all cheering]
-[woman 3] Yeah!

-Let's get started!
-[all cheering]

[overlapping chatter]

[Kelle] Let's go, Daddy.

Oh, I've been
handcuffed before,

and I have
zero problems with it.

[scoffs] Go for it.

Christina, how do I do this?

[Chris] And I love watermelon,

so I don't see a problem here.
Like, I'm all game.

Sign me up.
Where do I put my name?

-I'm here for it.
-[overlapping chatter]

-[woman] Whoo!
-Come on, Sam.
Eat that melon!

[Sam] So, my dad's
screaming at me about

how to eat out of
a woman's legs.

And it's like
a striptease to a point.

It was just an uncomfortable
situation I thought I would
never be in.

-Teach him, Daddy.
-[Kelle] Daddy's doing
all the work.

[Shauna] Daddy gotta
teach him.

The men with
the fastest time is...

-[laughter]
-[man 1] Christina got it.

-[man 2] Should have
done this before.
-[overlapping chatter]

Oh, Christina's already
got him locked up.

[scattered laughter]

All the guys have to,
basically, eat the watermelon

while the ladies
are sitting there

in whatever position
they choose.

I could feel people around me,
I think, felt uncomfortable.

But listen, I'm all about fun,

and I think it's hilarious.

-[all exclaiming]
-[man 3] Oh, baby.

-Ah!
-[woman 1] Whoo!

On your mark, get set, go!

-[all cheering]
-Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

-[all cheering]
-[woman 2] Yeah,
all right, girl!

Oh, [bleep] fast.
You just started.

-Whoa, oh! Go, Chris!
-[overlapping chatter,
cheering]

Check, please.

[Barby] Watching Chris eat
a watermelon, it's awkward.

You can tell because
he's a little younger,
he was, like, sloppy,

seeds and juice, and...
Mmm-mmm.

I don't think he has
an appetite for that.

[laughing]

[Stacy] That's good,
that's good, that's good.

-That's good. Let's go.
-[Chris] Done, done.

Get your Pac-Man on.

[man 4] Come on, be a dog!

Stacy's eating the watermelon
and he's going all slow,

and I'm thinking, like,
"Is he, like, trying to
show off

and show that
he's got some skills

when it comes to eating
a watermelon?"

[laughing] Maybe.

-Faster, baby.
-[man 5] There you go.

-[Crystal] Come on.
-[Stacy] Eating
the watermelon,

it's a little awkward.

I wasn't trying to be sexy.
I wasn't trying to do that.

I mean, I can understand
how they... Everything I do
probably is...

[sighs] But anyway...
[laughing]

-[man 6] Dude, come on.
-[man 7] You got it.
You got it.

[indistinct chatter]

[man 8] You gotta
finish that right now.

You got this. You got this.

[woman 3] Come on, Chris!

-[all clamoring]
-[man 9] You need to
finish it... [indistinct]

[indistinct chatter]

-[woman 4] Yeah!
-[man 10] Yeah!

-Whoo-hoo! My man!
-[Chris] I loved
that watermelon.

[men laughing]

Next up, Darren and Sam.

-[all cheering]
-Yeah!

I haven't been able to
participate in a lot of
the challenges,

so winning really means
everything to me.

Kelly Mac and I
have not had our own date.

And I want her to,

because she actually really
appreciates little gestures
like that.

[Sam] I really wanna
win a date with Christina

because Christina has shown
interest in both David
and myself.

So if I can win that date,
I can hopefully

steer things back and towards
the right direction.

[Rebecca] Don't worry, Darren,

we've modified the rules
a little bit for you.

No handcuffs
while you are on crutches.

On your mark, get set, go!

-[Darren] Come on, Sam.
Eat that melon!
-[woman 5] Whoo!

-Eat that melon, boy.
-[all cheering]

Come on. You know how to
eat that melon.

Right there, baby.
Right there, baby.

[Sam] So, my dad's
screaming at me about

how to eat
out of a woman's legs.

And it's a little weird
and I'm like,

"Have you done this before?

Why do you know
how to eat a watermelon
from between a woman's legs?"

It's like a striptease
to a point.

It was just an uncomfortable
situation I thought I would
never be in.

-Teach him, Daddy.
-[Kelle] Daddy's doing
all the work.

[Shauna] Daddy gotta
teach him.

I was like,
"If you can eat like that,
you got some talent."

Do not throw up on me,
I will k*ll you.

Come on, man. You got it.

[Shauna] Turn it, turn it.

[all cheering]

-[Kelle] Yeah!
-Good job.

[Kelle] Yeah!

-[Rebecca]
Next up, Anthony and Joey.
-Let's go, Joe. Come on.

-Let's do this.
Come on, let's do this.
-[indistinct chatter]

[overlapping chatter]

-I'm ready.
Joe, you ready to win?
-I'm ready to rock.

-Let's get this competition.
-[Joey] Absolutely.

[screams] Let's eat!

Wow.

On your mark, get set, go!

[woman 6] Go, Joey!

[Kelle] Come to Mommy, Joey.

In the way that
Joey is going in there,

I'm like, I'm feeling it,

and I wish it was
between my legs.

-[overlapping chatter]
-[man 11] He is a muncher!
He is a muncher!

[Darren] I'm gonna be honest,
looking over and seeing

Anthony between
Kelly Mac's legs,

it was a little...
[grunts] Grr!

And I love Anthony to death,

but Anthony is kind of a dog.

Yeah, and no one wants
to look over and see that.

[man 12] Move on over,
move on over!

-[Kelle] Oh, yeah.
-[man 13] Okay.

[all exclaiming]

Oh!

-[indistinct chatter,
laughter]
-[man 14] Look.

-[screams] Whoo!
-[scattered laughter]

-[man 15] What the [bleep].
-[laughing]

Next up is David and Connor,
and Barby and me!

-Let's go. Yeah.
-[woman 7] Whoo!

Yeah. [laughs]

On your mark, get set, go!

-[overlapping chatter]
-[Rebecca laughing]

Oh, my God! [laughs]

[man 16 yells]
How bad do you want it?

-[woman 8]
It's pretty sweet, isn't it?
-[Connor] You wanna trade?

All right, he's running.
Come on, baby!

[Connor] It's a little weird
eating watermelon out of
Rebecca's crotch today.

So that was something
that I didn't think

was gonna happen at all.

The experience wasn't so bad.

-[laughs] No.
-I like watermelon.

Use those muscles
in those mouth. [laughs]

Connor was my first like,
"ooh..." [laughs]

...when I got
in the house today.
So it's like, this is perfect.

Eat that watermelon.
[laughing]

That breaks the ice totally.

Connor, you're doing
a good job, Connor!

[Connor] I mean, obviously,
we always wanna win.

We're very competitive.

Well, I'm picking Rebecca.

-Yeah.
-[both laugh]

[David] Yeah, I'll probably
pick Rebecca too.

-[both laughing]
-Double date Rebecca.

[David] But I have been
getting some headway
with Christina.

I think Christina and I
hit it off fairly well.

So, I'd love to
take her out on a date.

[woman 9] All right,
almost there, almost there.

Come on,
keep going, keep going.

You got this.
Come on, keep going.

-All right.
-[David] There you go.
It's done, done.

-Done, yay!
-[all cheering]

[woman 9 cheering] Yeah!

-Whoo!
-I'm full for the day.

-[cell phone trills]
-[Rebecca] I just got a text.

[reading] "Okay,
all the teams have finished.

Time to reveal
who did the challenge

in the fastest time
and who's winning the date."

[man 17] Here we go.

-[Kelle] Yeah.
-The men with the fastest
time is...

-[man 18 imitates drum roll]
-Ah...

-...Anthony and Joey!
-[all cheering]

[woman 10] Yeah, baby.

[Lannette] I'm excited
that Anthony won.

First of all,
I'm very competitive
so I like winning.

And I like my man winning.

[Rebecca] Congratulations!
Now take a moment to decide

which two lucky ladies

you wanna take
on a date tonight.

I'm so excited that
Joey and Anthony just won...

[in sing-song voice]
♪ 'Cause I know he's gonna
pick me for this date!♪

[Joey] We have a decision.

My choice for my date

is going to be Shauna.

-[all cheering]
-[scattered laughter, chatter]

[Kelle] Like what? Joey and I,
we were just making out
last night.

And now, you know,
this new girl comes in,

he all of a sudden wants to
take her on a date, like,

I'm like chopped liver
or something?

Like, what are you doing?

I'm gonna take Rebecca.

-[all cheering]
-[man 19] All right.

-[man 20] Whoa.
-[Anthony] Let's do it.

[Lannette] There was
absolutely an expectation
that if he won this challenge,

he would want to
spend time with me.

I mean, Anthony and I
were in the RILFI room.

I sent him the pictures.

And so, when he chose
not to spend time with me,

that was disappointing,

and I don't do well
with disappointment.

[bleep]

And that's gonna be a problem.

-[Anthony kisses] Let's do it.
-Yay!

[upbeat music playing]

-[Lannette] Are you ready
for your date?
-Yeah.

-It's so fun.
I'm gonna be with my son.
-[indistinct]

I'm so excited to be with him.

-What's better than this?
Right, Joe?
-[Joey] Exactly.

-Just to be together.
-[Lannette] This
should be fun.

-[Anthony] Yeah.
-[Lannette] Just don't have
too much fun.

In the back of my mind,
I always wanna be respectful,
you know?

And I'm thinking of Lannette,
you know?

But I don't know
if Lannette is understanding

this process
of dating other people.

But yeah, I'm definitely
looking forward to going out,

getting to know
this new Rebecca.

-The most attractive thing
to me in the world...
-[Lannette] Yeah.

-...is a confident woman.
-[Lannette] Mmm-hmm.

-[Anthony]
You're like that. Yeah.
-Well, thank you.

You're very sweet.

I am hoping that it does
go down in a blaze of glory.

Rebecca, she's beautiful,
she's fit.

She looks younger than
she really is, all that.

I wouldn't make him happy
if that made him happy.

Do you know what I mean?

[Anthony] Let me look at this.

-[all exclaiming]
-[Anthony] Wow.

-[Joey] Wow,
wow, wow, wow, wow.
-[Anthony] Are you kidding me?

-[Joey] Wow!
-Yeah. Ooh, hi!

-[Anthony] You look beautiful.
-[Joey] You guys look amazing.

-[Shauna] Thank you.
-Wow. Look at the boots!

-I love that look.
With the army? Holy [bleep].
-[Rebecca] I know, yeah...

-[Anthony] Joe, you can't
come. I gotta go by myself...
-[Rebecca] You like it?

-[Joey] Yeah, okay.
-[scattered laughter]

-[Shauna] Come on.
-All right, I'm just kidding.
Come on.

They're both
in these short skirts.

Their legs are all showing,
they're beautiful, right?

And the army combat?
They were gorgeous, Joe.

-They were like, uh...
-Oh, they're beautiful.

[Stacy] You guys
have so much fun.

-[Anthony] All right.
-[indistinct background
chatter]

[Anthony] Ciao.

-[Crystal] So, what did y'all
think about them outfits?
-Uh-oh.

[Barby] God, 1998 called.

-[indistinct laughter]
-Get the [bleep] out of here.

-[Stacy slowly] So...
-What?

-What?
-[Stacy] She went on a date
with, you know, your friend.

It'll go one of two ways.
He'll have a great time.

He'll be like, "I'm not really
connecting with Lannette."

Or he's gonna be reminded
why I'm so [bleep] wonderful.

Like, I've had partners
choose other women over me
many, many times.

And I always thought it was
because I wasn't enough.

I'm just tired
of the bull[bleep].

I'm tired of
putting myself out there.
I'm tired of being...

I'm not sure I've ever
really been that vulnerable,

'cause I'm not sure
I've ever trusted a man.

I cannot begin to recall
the last time

I was vulnerable with a man
in a romantic situation.

I mean, I'm not stupid,
I'm actually kind of bright.

So, I don't make
the same mistake twice.

-Well, sometimes I do.
-[laughs]

Who am I kidding?

I feel incredibly exposed,

absolutely terrified,
but he'll never know that.

And the fact that
he's interested in me,

I mean, that made me
feel better about myself.

[Crystal] Well,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lannette] I'll talk to him
tonight. I'm staying up
till they get in.

Lannette seems to be worried
that this new girl

is taking the attention
away from her,

and that she's gonna
take Anthony from her.

And I can understand why,

'cause it's obvious
that he's into Rebecca.

Rebecca's young, she's hot.

And the last thing I wanna see

is Lannette hurt.

That's my girl.

Maybe I'm blind and [bleep]
'cause I don't always pick
the right guy,

so I could be
making another mistake.

And maybe there are red flags

and I'm not seeing 'em
'cause you take it personal.

You think it's your failure.

"I'm not good enough.
I'm not pretty enough.

I'm not thin enough.
I'm not successful enough.

I'm not enough."

I thought, "Maybe, you know,
there could be a connection
there."

Now I'm starting to wonder,
you know? [crying]

But if he's playing a game,
I'll tell you right now,

the man deserves
an Academy Award.

Because it is, it is spot on,

like, I haven't seen
anything like this before.

I mean, I've been fooled
in a lot of ways,

but this would be...
This would top them all.

But I mean,
I'll believe him until he
gives me a reason not to,

and then [bleep] done.
I'll cut him off like
a [bleep].

[Crystal] Uh-oh.
Hug her, hug her, hug her.

-She needs a hug.
-Yeah.

[crying] No, I'm all right.
I'm all right.

[melancholic music playing]

[Lannette crying]
I don't need this [bleep]
bull[bleep].

-[Kelle] I know.
-I am so damaged.

I am so hurt.

-I thought we were
supposed to make art?
-Well, I wanna get on.

-We're supposed to make art.
-[both] Yeah.

[Anthony] At this point,
I'm enjoying Lannette's
company,

but you know, we are
at the manor to meet people.

-[man 1] Yeah!
-[Kelle] Yay!

-[man 2] Okay.
-[woman] Let's go, girl.
Let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

-[man 3] Okay.
-She can watch
and learn, b*tch.

-[all exclaim]
-[Kelle] Connor, I dare you

to [bleep] me
like you want me.

[all exclaiming loudly]

[Chris] I will fight
for what I want,

and you are what I want.

I just feel like I'm kind of
dreaming right now.

[Crystal] I haven't said
a word to you.

-[laughs]
-[Stacy] There you go.
That's the problem.

We should be able to
have a conversation

and not be all, like,
hostile towards each other.

That's the one thing
that I probably would have
changed in my marriage.

So, I see where crystal is at,

but I need her
in a different place.

[Kelly Mac] I came here
for my person,

and that person
could be Darren.

-[people cheering]
-[Sam] It's really cringe
watching your dad,

you know, putting the moves
on a girl.

It's definitely
a little awkward.

-[man 1] Let's go say hello.
-[man 2] Hey, I hear there's
a party going on here?

Holy [bleeping].

Jesus Christmas, dude.

[man 3] Hey, look,
it's two new dudes.

Hi.

So, we got Ms. Confused
over here.

Woman to woman,
you know which one
you want.

This has turned into
a love triangle here.

I'm still on the fence with,
you know, Sam and David.

I'm definitely
a little scared about,

you know, what this could be.

[softly] Yes, I would say
I'm ready for a serious
commitment,

because who doesn't wanna
share their life with
somebody?

[man and woman] Whoo.

[Joey] I know my dad's
having a good time right now,

she's definitely hot,

but I wouldn't entertain
two at the same time.

I don't think these girls
are okay with that.

Oh, [bleep] me, no.

I want to spend time
with the person that

I find most interesting to me.

[kisses]

[Barby] I have feelings
for Chris already,

and I'm also scared.

So, you're just gonna
shut down like this?

-[Chris speaks]
-Okay, well, I'll [bleep]
go home tonight too, then.

[Kelle] Oh,
she's all over him.

Ew, gross. Hi, b*tch.

You've come on to
every guy in the house,

and now you're on Connor.

[Barby] Why didn't you say,
"I'm sorry"? I don't speak
[bleeping].

[reading] "Are you ready
for a serious commitment?"

[Kelle] I'm excited
and nervous,

but I've really seen
the difference between

dating younger versus older.

You have the whole
package for me,

but I have to go with,
like, how I feel inside.

There's always that
one sliver of a chance that

you know, people do
change their mind.

That's the truth.

[Christina] This journey
has been wild.

It's definitely changed my
mind on what I want in life.

He's someone that
I definitely could see

a future with
and being married to him.