02x06 - Seeing Eye to Eye

[bunniefuu]

["Shut It Down" by Sencha Green playing]

♪ Aye, yeah ♪

♪ I'm about to shut it down ♪

♪ I'm about to shut it down... ♪

You playing footsies with me?

[Elys chuckles]

[Tolú laughing] Stop!

I just love hearing you laugh.
I could hear you laugh all day.

[Stevan] Come here, Cinderella.
No man's getting these piggly-wigglies.

Are you marking your territory?

-100%.
-[laughs]

That sh*t is mine. Mm-hmm.

I've never had a guy suck my toes so much.

Well, now you do.
What are you gonna do about it?

♪ Girls on me
They blush when I'm in there ♪

♪ Ooh, how I like it... ♪

When I really like someone,
like, I wanna be, like, around them.

-Yeah.
-Like touching them. Even, like, a toe.

-[chuckling]
-I've seen you do it. You're like...

[both chuckling]

I walk over.

Just poke. I'm like, "Oh. Okay."

-Or at night.
-"She just touched me. Oh."

["Good Vibes" by Mosh Party playing]

♪ Got me feeling good ♪

♪ Vibes ♪

♪ Everything's, everything's
Good vibes, good vibes ♪

[music ends]

So last night was fun.

No, it wasn't at all.

Last night was... um, pretty excruciating.

[chuckles] I'm pretty good
at sabotaging... myself.

I think maybe that was what was going on.

-But...
-You know what?

I don't think it was you.

I think I got to overthinking,
and I wasn't myself

'cause I started thinking about
how I've heard a lot,

and by the time you got back,
we were both in shambles.

Yeah. It just sucks.

[Harry] Last night was like
an accumulation of things.

I think it was just, uh, like, obviously
hearing how people talk about you

isn't, like, super exciting,
and then, finally,

just hearing Dom say, like,
a throwaway comment.

That upsets you,
which, in turn, I was upset.

All of that really does not matter.

'Cause I've never doubted you.

I've never had the perception of you

that, honestly,
I would've thought I would've had.

I mean, I'm not comfortable
with anybody that came around you.

So, for me, what remedied the situation
is just literally, like, us being.

Like, I can... For me,
I can just be around you and be fine.

I'm feeling so guilty and so remorseful
that I've now become

one of the people in Harry's life
that have made him feel

less than a human being
because of his past poor choices

'cause that's not how I feel about him.

We definitely have some things to work on,

but he's the one I wanna do it with.
He's worth working on things for.

You're a beautiful crier,

and it makes me sick 'cause I'm like,

-"Can you be bad at something? Please?"
-[chuckles]

["Good Time" by Youngradical playing]

♪ I just came to ♪

♪ Have a good time ♪

♪ Have a, have a good time ♪

♪ Taste that sunshine... ♪

-Let's go, baby!
-[Kaz chuckling]

What's up, guys?

-[Alara] Hello!
-Hey, Nick.

-Guys, how we feeling?
-Amazing!

-Feeling good? You ready for today?
-[Harry] Yeah.

It's nice to see some strong couples
starting to form in the house.

It's a good thing.

How are you?
Still feeling good as a match?

-Better than ever.
-[Nick] Better than ever! Love it.

Let's welcome our new couples.

-[Elys cheers]
-[Nick] Tolú and Chris.

-[laughing]
-Axel Stone ain't going home!

-[Harry] Yeah!
-[Kaz] Yeah!

[Tolú] Fire!

Firing on all cylinders! All right.

And, of course, Justin and Elys.

Still together after your blind date.
Last night was good?

Yeah, no, it was great.
We, uh, had some good conversation.

Can't wait to see where it goes.

All right. Well, guys,
let me introduce you

to today's compatibility challenge.

It is called Seeing Eye To Eye,

and I have a feeling
you guys are gonna like this one.

Behind me, you see


There are five colored ba*ls
for every couple here.

To win today, you need three things.

Good communication,
compromise, and teamwork.

You have to be the first couple
to collect all your colored ba*ls

and then transfer them to your
respective basket here on the beach.

Easy.

Here is the twist.

You cannot use your hands.

Oh God.

-[chuckles]
-There you go.

[Nick] Guys, if I see anyone
advancing the ball with their hands,

I have the right to send that team
back to the post to start over.

We have to win this challenge today
because we need just some quality time

after the long
really emotional night we just had.

But also, like,
I don't like to look a mess,

so I hate that for me. [chuckles]

First couple
to get all of their colored ba*ls

to their respective basket on the beach

will be the winner
of today's compatibility challenge,

will go out on a very sexy,
romantic date tonight,

and then tomorrow will hold all the power
when they visit me in the boardroom.

Guys, any questions?

-Let's do it! Come on!
-[Kaz] Let's go!

[all cheer]

I'm feeling good going into this.
Have you seen these legs?

-Have you seen this a*s that I have on me?
-[wolf whistle]

I got a lot of muscle down there.

-I'm ready.
-[Jessica] I'm nervey.

-[Harry] We're gonna be great.
-[Nick] Everybody in position!

Three, two, one!

Go!

And they're off! Who's gonna be the first
to get their colored ball to the basket?

-[Tolú screams] Oh my God.
-[Chris] Oh my God.

[Micah] Oh, sh*t. Wait! No, I'm sorry!

[Nick] Only body!

[upbeat music playing]

[Alara] Our strategy is
for me to go to the front,

him to go the back, and we'll
just try to hold the ball in the middle.

[Alara] What...

If it means grabbing boobs, then so be it.

Stevan and Alara
got a good strategy going here.

-[Alara] Go!
-[Nick] One in!

Justin and Elys. Having a little trouble!

-[Tolú grunting]
-[bell dings]

Go!

[Justin] I'm gonna pick you up.

[Justin grunts]

I feel like we're part
of a scene in Baywatch.

[Baywatch theme song playing]

[helicopter blades whirring]

[Elys] He's, like, dripping with water
and sand and getting sexy,

and I'm flying in the air.
I'm not having to make any effort.

God, I just sound so wet,
don't I? [chuckles]

-[Nick] Justin, you gotta pick it up!
-[bell dings]

♪ Steppin' outside with a smile on
Make it happen ♪

♪ Lettin' my mind... ♪

[Harry] This is
the most amazing challenge ever.

Go, go, go!

I'm getting a little bit
turned on today, honestly.

♪ It's coming, coming... ♪

I'm strong as an ox.
Jess, she's the size of a flea.

This is gonna be so easy.

-It's stuck!
-[bell dings]

-[Jessica chuckles]
-We got Jess and Harry with three.

Micah and Kaz going for number 3.

[bell dings]

[Tolú] This is a lot harder than it looks.

By the third ball, I'm struggling
to catch my breath just a little bit.

[Tolú panting]

[Stevan] What is this?

No elbows! Tolú, Chris, go back!

This is rude as hell.

["Take a Look at Me"
by Robbie Rider playing]

♪ Yeah, look at me now... ♪

[Nick] All right,
Stevan and Alara have one to go!

-Stevan and Alara going for number five.
-[Alara] Okay. Got it! Come on!

I'm just following like a dog on a leash,
and obviously I am a pro at doggy style.

[laughs]

Micah, Kaz, pick it up!

♪ No, you never saw me coming did you? ♪

♪ Now all you want
Is what I got, don't you?

Only body!

♪ No, you never saw me coming ♪

♪ Did you, did you? Yeah ♪

-♪ Well... ♪
-[bell dings]

[Nick] Oh, we got a winner!

Stevan and Alara!

Sealed with a kiss!

I love it!

[Alara cheering]

Guys, you are the winner
of today's compatibility challenge!

Congratulations! Hold on.

-[Stevan laughs]
-[music warps]

-I need mouth-to-mouth, Nick!
-[Nick laughs]

[Alara] They need to watch out 'cause
we're about to be the strongest couple.

-[chuckles]
-Damn straight. We're good.

[Nick] You guys go
on a great date tonight,

and I will see you tomorrow
in the boardroom.

Guys, get out of here! Good job! Good job!

Be worried, man. We're here...
we're here to cause chaos in your life.

-Yeah, watch out! We're coming for you!
-[laughs]

[Alara] Yeah, baby!

["It's Only the Start"
by The Home of Happy playing]

♪ Now is the time for stepping up... ♪

-[Stevan] This is sick.
-[Alara] My God.

[Stevan] It's beautiful.

-[man] Welcome to Mamazul.
-[Stevan] Thank you.

-It's a pleasure to have you.
-[Alara] Thank you.

I feel like there's so much excitement.

And I, like, sometimes I see him,

and I do get
a bit of butterflies in my stomach.

[inhales]

I can't keep my hands off him.
Have you seen him?

[chuckling] Yeah.

-I can't believe we won the challenge.
-I can.

We were, like, the one couple
that worked together.

-[Alara] Teamwork.
-Talked about it. Figured it out.

Did it all together. And then, yeah.

-And then won the challenge!
-Compatibility at its finest.

-Did you expect anything less? Come on.
-[Stevan] I like that.

Thanks for being my date.

Thanks for bringing me. [chuckles]

I don't think anyone
gets along as much as us.

-[Stevan] I don't think so either.
-Fire.

-[Stevan] A bit.
-Connection.

It doesn't matter
where we are or what we're doing,

I have a good time with you.

-Have fun.
-With just about everything.

-I think this is very natural.
-[Alara] Yeah.

There's a lot of hesitations
in the other relationships.

And don't get me wrong,
I have my nervousness and anxiety,

especially when they throw
other people in the house, you explained,

like, that could've been something,
but I just want to see you happy.

Thanks for being mine.

["Sleepless" by Miles Hardt
ft. Brandi Rose playing]

[Alara] So cute.

Oh my God. I did not expect
to get on with someone so quickly

like I have with Stev.

Like, it's... it's... shocked me.
I'm like, "What? What is going on?"

And I think he has an amazing personality.

♪ Baby, I need this ♪

[Alara] I chose him for a reason,
and I think I did a good job.

I would definitely give him a 9.5.

The reason why I'm leaving the five

is 'cause there's always room
for improvement.

[producer] And what could he have done
to get that point five?

Got naked. No, I'm joking. [laughs]

♪ Baby, I'm sleepless ♪

♪ As long as you're away ♪

♪ Baby, I need this ♪

♪ Whole again ♪

I wanna go on a date.

So do I. Let's win a challenge.

I want the spelling bee.

-Why would it be a spelling bee?
-[chuckles]

I'm just thinking of something
I know I would win at.

A spelling bee?

-I've won several.
-[Harry] Okay.

-[Jessica] Don't believe it?
-Spell "platypus."

-"Platypus"?
-[Harry] Yeah.

-Are you joking?
-Quick. Okay. You lost.

-[laughs]
-You took too long.

How many times have I said a word
you don't know what it means?

I know what it means.
I just don't know your language.

You don't
'cause I said monotonous earlier,

and you thought
I was talking about monogamous.

[romantic music playing]

-There've been three or four words...
-Spell "Alakazam."

"Alakazam" isn't a word.

Okay, well, you are not very good
at spelling bees because you are failing.

That's not a word.

Spell "Peter Piper picked
a peck of pick..." [laughs]

You can't even say it.

-[laughs]
-What is Pythagoras' theorem?

The Pythagorean theorem?

-I'm done.
-You're a geek.

[Justin] Crazy story.

-[Kaz] Go on.
-I yelled out the wrong name during sex.

The name that I yelled out
was her sister's name.

[Tolú gasps]

What was her reaction?

-[Tolú] Why?
-It wasn't a good one.

I've kind of had a similar situation.
I dated a twin, and it was like...

-Oh.
-Oh my God.

-[Micah] Not this one.
-[laughs]

I have a twin fetish.

-Are you a twin?
-[Kaz] Yeah.

-I have a girl twin.
-[Tolú] We learned something about Justin.

-Do you have a girl twin?
-[Justin] I do.

[spluttering] Biological? Identical?

No, we're fraternal.

-Ah.
-[all laugh]

Oh, lord. Y'all can keep
y'all's comments to yourselves.

In order to be two different genders,
you have to be born in different sacs.

-Yeah. He was in the same.
-[Chis] Oh.

Damn.

But you still cute, though.

All right.

Chris isn't physically the kind of guy
that I would've approached on the outside,

but the fact, like, that we've been able
to establish, like, this connection

means significantly more to me.

He's funny. Like, our banter is flowing.

This has honestly been the best experience

I've had in the house so far,

and I'm just so happy
to be in this match right now.

[Elys] Tonight is so good.

-[Tolú] So much fun.
-[Elys] It's good vibes.

-You're getting on so well.
-I know.

And it's like,
Chris is, like, my baby that I brought in,

and then, like, you're my baby,
and together, I'm like, "Ah!"

[Elys laughs]

[Tolú] And give it, "Ah!"

[clattering]

[Elys] Silly, silly girl.

[both laughing]

["Good Times" by Bibi Gold playing]

♪ Swag, I'mma do this ♪

♪ Show me whatcha got, I'mma choose it ♪

♪ Looking so tight
Let me catch a breath, yep ♪

♪ I'm feeling myself, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I tell you what it is ♪

♪ I don't need a reason
To feel like this... ♪

Oh my God, where are we?

We got the board. You ready to mess up
the house a little bit?

[Alara] No pressure.

-[Stevan] No pressure on us.
-[laughs]

I'm here to put pressure
on everybody else.

I'm excited
to turn this house on its head,

cause chaos, and make people really, like,
test the relationships that they're in.

Boardroom, let's go.

-Hey!
-[Alara] Oh, hello!

You're touching my screen over here.
What's up, guys?

-[Stevan] What's up?
-[Alara] How are you?

Welcome to the boardroom.

This is where the matching magic happens.

So, here on the bottom of the board,
you see the other less compatible couples.

-There they are.
-Ooh.

-Look at that.
-They look so good!

I like seeing them and the words
"less compatible."

-[all laugh]
-I think it all adds up well.

You guys have been down there previously,
but not today! Not today!

-No, I don't recall. [laughs]
-[Nick] Not today. Not today.

Here at the top of the board
are four brand-new single ladies.

-[Alara] Oh!
-Okay.

[Nick] We have a quartet
of Too Hot to Handles.

-It's a lot to handle up here.
-That's a lot of family right there.

[Nick] We have Holly.

Oh, I'm gonna be smoking hot tonight.

This was the main event here.

Oh!

[Nick] We have Brittan.

[James] You are grinding on my a*s.

-You're pretending that's a problem.
-[James] It is.

-[Brittan gasps, laughs]
-[laughs]

[Nick] Melinda.

I'm going to make him jealous.

Ooh, there goes Melinda's top.

Peter's just like my little boy toy.

[Nick] And Christine.

I'm with Hannah.

You think I care?

I know what I want,
and what I want is you.

So guys, you have the power to bring
any two of these ladies to the house.

-[Alara] Okay.
-[Nick] The two of you have to decide.

Do you wanna create
a new match for somebody else,

do you wanna try and break up
a couple that you might view as a threat?

Or you can bring any of these four ladies
to the house for yourself.

[gentle music playing]

[Stevan] I think we're...
we're not, like, strategic,

but I don't really think
any of the matches are perfect.

Everyone else,
I see, like, a lot of flaws, personally.

I think a lot of them are just
comfortable in their relationships,

and I think if we can bring someone
that could change that.

-Kind of challenge that a little bit?
-[Alara] Yeah.

Otherwise, it's gonna be boring.
We're gonna be there winning.

We'll be the ones having fun,
and they're just gonna watch.

-Well, now I'm really excited for today.
-[Stevan] Yeah.

Make some good decisions and good luck.

-Amazing. Thanks.
-[Stevan] Thanks.

[Nick] Yeah. Have fun.

-We'll see you in here next week too.
-[Nick] I like it! I like that confidence.

[Nick laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

What's up?

-I know you're not nervous.
-I'm not nervous.

We'll see what happens. You never know.

But I do think... I do think
they would put us to the test. 100%.

I think they'll put you and Kaz on a date.

But it's gonna be hard to beat you though.

-I mean, yeah, no. [chuckles]
-You're hard. You're a tough cookie.

And me and you are just like yin and yang.
It's been pretty smooth, so.

Yeah. Actually, we're the, like,
most unlikely couple here,

-but it works.
-Yeah.

And our kiss is getting better, so... Right?

Give me more of that.

[upbeat music playing]

[Alara] All right.
What are we thinking about?

-It's a lot of options.
-[Alara] I think we should discuss Chris...

-[Stevan] Okay.
-...and Tolú.

-So...
-So, my thought on Chris.

He obviously didn't make a move
until he felt like he was going home.

Yeah. Like, last minute.

Last minute, he said,

"I'm feeling uncomfortable in the villa,
and I'll go for Tolú."

What about Tolú?
Like, do you feel, like, bad?

The thing is,
we're here to obviously cause chaos.

-[Alara laughs]
-[Stevan] Yeah, no.

He's rather shorter.
Christine is really tall, so I...

-You don't want to try to see? Why?
-[Stevan] No, I don't think this is it.

He's... he's a short king.

I think she's, like, 6 feet tall.

Okay, let's put her back then.

-Sorry, Christine.
-[Stevan laughs]

-Okay.
-Um, I know Holly's rather shorter.

Holly was on my season,
so I already know her like inside and out.

I'm not sure it matches with Holly.

-Yeah, I agree.
-Like, and what Holly's looking for.

Yeah, let's put Holly back.

Okay. What about Melinda?

Melinda's my girl, right? [chuckles]

Let's put them two together. There.

[Stevan] They are very similar.

They're very, like, outgoing.

-Very outgoing.
-Very, like, same sort of vibe.

Do you think she's gonna find it weird
that she hosted your show?

I don't think so.
I think she's very open, so...

[Stevan] Okay.

I'm definitely leaning towards Melinda

because when she hosted for my show,
Chris was flirty.

Hello, gorgeous people!

-I like what I see.
-[all cheer]

This is perfect for Chris.

-She'll be such a great asset to the fam.
-[Stevan] Really?

The life of the party. Should we do it?

-Are we locking in? Yeah?
-Yeah, let's do it.

[Alara] Let's go.

-[Stevan] Come on, boys.
-[Alara cheers]

You'll piss off Tolú.
I'll tell her that was all you.

You can't... We're a team here. Come on.

[upbeat music playing]

[Micah] What do you think is gonna happen?

I have no idea.

I feel like it's pretty obvious. We know
you're probably gonna be the one

that goes on a date.

Why? 'Cause I haven't been on one yet?

[Micah] I feel like
it just makes the most sense.

Stevan's the one in the boardroom.
I'm sure that he's gonna put you on one.

I think he's like,
"Oh, they need to be tested."

Like, "They're probably
one of the strongest couples."

They're thinking of it like that.

And they wanna see, like,
kinda what'd happen if you go on a date.

-Do you want me to go on a date?
-[Micah] No.

-[chuckling] Why would I want that?
-I don't know...

[Micah] I think it's obvious.
I don't think it's a bad thing.

-Are you mentally preparing yourself?
-I am.

-You okay?
-[Micah] Yeah.

I don't like it!

[laughs]

["Like Dynamite" playing]

♪ You know the vibes
And you feel the energy ♪

♪ What an expl*si*n... ♪

[Stevan] All right, so we got one.

-Let's do a process of elimination.
-Okay.

Let's put Kaz on the board.

And I think Micah's just
concentrated on Kaz.

I think she's just comfortable,
and she just wants to stay there.

I just think he needs, I don't know,

a bit more energy,
a bit more similar personality type.

She's a completely different person
that I don't think fits him.

-What's Kaz's type?
-I thought it was brunette.

-[Stevan] Okay, we have a brunette here.
-[Alara] We do.

[electronic warble]

She travels a lot.
He's in Europe, and he travels a lot.

Loves a laid-back, easygoing vibe.

We know Kaz is the same similar way.

She might be good.
It could be a perfect match.

It could be.

Micah, I'm sorry. [laughs]

I'm not sorry, Micah.

Micah was my first match.

I think Micah is,
in the nicest way possible, a fun sponge.

She takes this fun,

and it just soaks it all up
and... gets rid of it. [chuckles]

For Kaz, he just needs someone
with, like, a higher level of energy.

Someone that brings him out of his shell
and not settles him back down.

Here's the thing, at the end of the day,
if they don't, I'm done testing Kaz.

Now I can just, like, sit back
and be like, "All right, bro." Like...

-[Alara] Yeah.
-"Do you."

Let's save that one on the back burners.

-[Alara] Who else?
-Yeah.

[electronic warble]

[Alara] This one, Harry.

-[Stevan laughs]
-[electronic warble]

I think he's got
a great thing going on with Jessica.

-But...
-[Stevan] I do too.

But at the same time, I know Harry.

I know when you put something fancy
in front of him,

like, it doesn't matter what's going on
around him, it's exciting for him.

-Jessica's my girl.
-[Stevan] Yeah.

I'm not thinking
about Jessica right now. I can't.

Like, okay, so with Holly,
I know they have history.

Have they? Is it bad or good? [chuckles]

I can't speak for Harry or Holly.
I'm not sure.

But if it was meant to be, it'd have
happened in the past. You know?

Brittan. Bring in Brittan.

-Let's see what that looks like.
-[Alara] Let's put Brittan.

[laughs] Harry and I have had this,
like, deal.

If there was someone that was my type

to bring her in for him
because we have the same taste in women.

So she's your type.

Um...

So...

Yeah, that's like
what I would usually at home go for.

Why don't you go for her, huh?
If she's your type.

I mean,
not my type is doing pretty well, huh?

But yeah, kind of my type all around.

I don't know.

[Alara] Definitely nervous. If Stevan
wants to go on a date with Brittan,

I'm not the happiest girl
right now. [chuckles]

["Aint Seen Nothing Like Me" playing]

♪ I'm here, get your mind right ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ You ain't seen nothing like me... ♪

-[Harry] Who has Uno cards?
-[Micah] Me.

Can I get a reverse card?

If he puts me on a date,
I'll say, "You're going on one."

[Micah] That's a good idea.

Why didn't you think
of something that genius? Just kidding.

-My God, there's a spider on you.
-[Harry] Oh!

-[Jessica laughs]
-[Harry] Where, bro?

What was there, an ant?

Don't get scared. Help a brother out.

[laughs]

[Chris] Uh-oh!

[all] Oh!

[Chris] Hey!

-[Justin] Wait.
-[Alara] Hello.

You're by yourself right now.

-[Alara] Yeah.
-[Chris] No way.

[Justin] Are you serious?

-[Tolú] Can I give you a hug?
-Yeah.

[Alara] I'm good.

I know Stevan is unpredictable, but damn!

♪ I'm reaching out for you... ♪

-Y'all talking sh*t?
-[Chris] I knew it!

We f*cking knew it!

I knew it!

[Jessica] I can't stand you guys!
I knew you were gonna do that.

-[Stevan] Y'all talking sh*t.
-No!

[Elys laughs]

And this is why I don't trust nobody.

-No!
-[Tolú] I hate you for that.

I want my hug back.
I'm un-hugging now. [chuckles]

Yo, that was good acting right there.

[Stevan] She did all right?

-I was trying so hard not to laugh!
-[Chris] She k*lled that.

-That was silly.
-[Chris] That's such a Stevan move.

[Harry] All right, what happened?

Um, we've tried to figure everything out,
what would be best for, like, everybody.

With that,

Chris, you will be going on a date.

[tense music playing]

Honestly, I feel like
they sent Chris on a date

because our friendship
has progressed into romance,

and I think they genuinely
see us as a threat.

[Alara] And... Kaz,

we chose you as well.

[tense music intensifies]

Stevan was my first match, and I'm the one
that set him up with Alara.

So I'm not gonna lie.

I'm a little frustrated
that Kaz is going on a date.

[Alara] No hard feelings.

[Kaz laughs]

But I'm hoping that our connection
is as strong as I think it is.

[tense music ends]

-[Tolú] I already knew this was coming.
-[Micah] We both did.

But you're getting on so well with Chris.
Insanely well.

Yeah, but I've learned in this house
that you don't go

based off of initial feelings...

You can't take things at face value.
That's the worst part.

-Precisely.
-[Micah] Yeah.

Even if he does bring a new b*tch here,
she won't cook him breakfast like I do.

[Micah] I know. She won't.

[Chris] Tolú and I definitely have, like,
a nice little vibe going.

I do like where we're at right now,

but I'm also very curious
who else could be possibly walking in.

♪ I'm a badass ♪

♪ Going wild fast ♪

♪ Give you whiplash ♪

♪ Coming, comin' in loud like a badass ♪

♪ Never been last... ♪

I'm excited for this date. Not gonna lie.
I'm ready to see some new faces.

[Melinda] Ooh! Hi!

-What the... Oh my God!
-[Chris] What the... Melinda?

I'm good at pairing people together,
but I suck at my own dating life.

-What is up?
-[Melinda] Oh my God!

-[Melinda laughs]
-No way!

I'm Melinda. You may know me
from Too Hot to Handle, season 2,

but you may also recently know me

from Dated and Related as thy host.

Good afternoon, guys.

[all cheer]

How are you?

[all] Good!

-Melinda is back!
-Back, baby!

-Oh my God.
-She's looking so good.

-[Melinda] I did not see this coming.
-[Chris] Wow!

But I'm not mad at it.

No, I'm... I'm not either.

[chuckles] Let me do
a little spin for you.

I'm looking for someone that's outgoing,

great personality, loves to travel,

good-looking, great hair,
great teeth, and financially stable.

I'm basically describing myself,
but in a man version.

-Wow, this is beautiful!
-[Chris] Wow, it's great. It's great.

-Holy moly.
-Yeah.

[Melinda] I'm actually really happy
to see you.

[Chris] It's funny
'cause I had a crush on you.

-I knew it!
-I really did. How did you know that?

Every time I'd present, you were like,
"You're looking good, Melinda."

-[Chris] Fair enough.
-I'm not gonna lie.

I knew that I had to be professional,
that I couldn't really flirt.

I'mma say this now, I did gawk at you.

I did. I was like,
"You know, he's kind of cute."

But I couldn't, like,
step out of that professionalism.

So I had to kind of keep it safe,
so those bets are off.

-So, it's... [screams]
-[Chris] That's good. That's good.

Have you been dating
a lot of girls in the house,

or are you still open
to exploring other options,

or are you pretty solid
with the girl you're with?

I want, like, real, authentic,
genuine connection.

-Yeah.
-[Chris] Really.

I'm not looking for marriage right now.

I'm not like looking...
I'm not thinking that far ahead. You know?

Okay. I like that.
I'm, like, on the same boat.

I wanna have fun
and find someone to travel with,

and try bizarre foods,
go to different restaurants.

I wanna have great sex.
I wanna do all the fun stuff.

Well, I got you
on travel the world and great sex.

[laughs]

But, like, I thought
you were just listing things, like, I do.

[laughs] Like, did you, like,
read my bio or something? How...

Well, I do follow you on IG,
so I kinda keep up with what you're doing.

I find that kind of sexy,
I'm not gonna lie.

-[Melinda] Are you serious?
-I mean, yeah, a little bit.

[both laugh]

Chris is really after me right now,
so I'm feeling good.

[laughs]

My biggest strength is my charm.

I'm pretty good at just, you know,
bringing the heat and the sauce.

I'm known for my crazy antics.

-[Chris] Yeah?
-God.

I'm not even going to get into that.

-We could do it right here.
-That's a p*ssy!

-[cat meows]
-[Chris] Aw.

-Hello!
-I wasn't talking about the cat.

-You said, "That's a p*ssy."
-Yeah. [laughs]

-Hey, p*ssy, p*ssy.
-I think you just scared him.

No, he just tried, like, to contemplate
whether he wants all this or not.

[gentle music playing]

So, you like to party?

I love a good party.
I'm excited to have fun.

-What makes you the life of the party?
-I always get what I want.

So would you be open to...
let's say, matching with me?

[gentle music ends]

I'm definitely open to that, yeah.
This is like the better outcome.

Ooh!

Yeah. I was pretty set
on the one I have now,

but now I'm like,

I would definitely, like,
indulge tonight if I could.

[chuckles] Oh. Don't flatter me.

♪ Didn't have a doubt that you'd be mine
And you'd be such a chaser ♪

-♪ Workin' over here ♪
-♪ Over here ♪

-♪ Talking over there ♪
-♪ Over there ♪

♪ You think you know me
I don't play by rules ♪

♪ I know it... ♪

[Elys laughing] Why are you holding that?

You've got my necklace on, my hair tie.

[laughing] You're holding a fly swatter
and a fan. You look mental.

Okay, well. [laughs]

-Just tell me if you wanna be me.
-I do.

♪ Sorry for the wait, had to postpone ♪

♪ Had the pass interference
At the goal line ♪

♪ I can't help myself ♪

♪ I got to give them what they came for... ♪

I'm happy. I don't wanna go on a date.
Me and Micah have built up a strong bond.

♪ I took the smoke
And turned the flames up ♪

♪ Sweat my sweat... ♪

[Kaz] Alara and Stevan,
I put you two together,

and this is how you repay me?

To be honest, I'm probably
gonna be bored out of my mind.

♪ I got the stuff legends are made of ♪

♪ Check my flex ♪

♪ Yeah, now you know
What I'm talking about... ♪

[Holly] Hello.

I don't compete for guys.
They compete for me.

Hurricane Holly has entered the building.

-Hi.
-[Kaz] Hi, are you all right?

-I'm Holly.
-Kaz.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too. Looking good.

-[Holly] You look amazing.
-Thank you.

I'm in trouble.

I've never been on a blind date.

-Like, in my life.
-[Holly] Me either!

[Kaz] We're gonna have a bath together.
Have you ever done anything like this?

-[Holly] No, never.
-You just ready to strip it straight off?

-[Holly] Yeah, I feel better like this.
-[laughs]

I'm Holly. I'm 24,
and the last time you saw me

was season 3 of Too Hot to Handle.

I love all of these! Come here.

You're so naughty.

-[whipping]
-[screams]

-[Holly laughs]
-[groans]

I can't date another stupid guy.

I think I've learned
if a guy is too pretty

and he's fixing his hair
more than I am, red flag.

So do you want to pour me first,
or should I pour you?

I'll pour you.

Um... [exhales]

I mean, they know my type. What can I say?

♪ I made a mistake last night ♪

♪ Baby, I can make it right... ♪

[Kaz] From the get-go,
I was thinking of Micah.

-[Kaz laughs]
-Give it to me. Give it to me.

Okay.

But you know what?

I have to give this date
the full experience,

so I have to actually
give her a little bit back.

It's the right thing to do.

-[Holly] Where are you from?
-London.

[Holly] Really? I just spent
the last, like, four months in London.

-[Kaz] Yeah. It's nice.
-Love an accent.

[Kaz] Yeah. [chuckles]

That was good. You gotta do the other one.

-[Kaz] Oh.
-[chuckles]

-You're already bossing me around.
-[chuckles]

So, how is everything in the house?

[Kaz] I mean, I'm getting to know Micah.

We're the longest, like,
basically match in there.

Oh my God.
And how is she gonna feel about this?

-You're rubbing my...
-[Kaz] Um...

She's not gonna feel great about it.

Oh no.

[laughs]

As long as we're open and honest
about everything, that's the main thing.

I'm excited to do you.

-Oh.
-[laughs]

-[Holly] Here we go.
-[Kaz] Okay.

Right, I'll hold onto you,
and then you go in.

-[Holly] Okay, here's the one. [gasps]
-Okay.

-[Holly] We are in clay. Oh, this is nice.
-Oh, it is.

[Holly gasps]

["Amazing" by Oh The Larceny playing]

♪ Don't care if anyone's watchin' ♪

♪ On my way up
I ain't droppin' dynamite... ♪

You literally ooze sexiness.

[Holly] Thank you.

I'm hoping... doesn't stand to attention

'cause that's gonna be embarrassing.

It's like that game.
Have you played firetruck?

-[Kaz] What?
-Have you played the game firetruck?

-Firetruck? I'm not...
-Okay, never mind.

[Kaz] Is it when
you sort of go, like, closer and closer,

and then someone has to back up?

You've got funny names for that,
like, for some things.

-[Holly] In the US.
-We call it something else. Chicken.

-Chicken, yeah.
-[Kaz] Yeah.

-You'll just be going further down.
-[Holly] I like that.

You are my type, and...

[laughs]

-Stevan, what have you done?
-[both laugh]

-I'm sorry.
-Yeah. [laughs]

-How was this?
-[Kaz] Oh, it was lovely.

I am... very happy.

-Me too.
-[Kaz] All right.

This is mine and Micah's
first proper test.

What if I put an H right here?

[Holly chuckles]

-I'm just painting now.
-You're claiming me.

I really wanna be respectful,

but I've got devil on one side,
the angel on the other.

Who's gonna win?

♪ What if maybe me and you... ♪

Oh God.

♪ Love it when you shake those hips ♪

♪ Show me, baby, what you got ♪

♪ Chocolate-covered cherry lips ♪

♪ Maybe we should kiss a lot... ♪

[Micah] Not our men out
on a date right now.

-What are they doing?
-They probably floated.

They went on cloud nine
when they walked out. You saw them?

What if Kaz and the girl kiss?

They're not gonna kiss on the first date.

I don't think he would do that.

Like, even if his head is turned,

I think he would give you
a lot more respect than that.

I really feel like Kaz
could be my perfect match.

We're really focusing on each other,
and we have eyes for each other,

but I am a little bit nervous.

You never know
what'll happen on these dates.

They're usually pretty romantic,

but I'm hoping that our connection
is as strong as we both think it is.

[Tolú] I feel like I finally found, like,
a genuine connection

with somebody
I really, really, really like with Chris,

but the timing of this interest
is really suspicious for me,

because if I had matched with Jake,
Chris would be home right now.

[Micah] No, I know.

So why, when you're the most vulnerable,

all of a sudden, you wanna be putting in
all this... this energy,

giving me these green lights.

I don't know if he's really into me, like,
because he's into me or if he's into me

'cause he knows I'm just the safest option
and he's the most vulnerable.

Is not gonna fly.
You're not gonna be here to be here.

-That's not you. You don't need that.
-Exactly.

But you know what, b*tch?
It's been a wild ride. [chuckles]

Us on the way out.

No, if I'm gonna go out,
I'm gonna go out with a bang.

The dress code tonight calls for sparkles.

I don't care
who walks through those doors.

They are not gonna stop our show.

You look absolutely amazing.

So Micah got on her "Keep Her Man 3000."

Yeah, the t*tties look really nice.

I put on my "Keep Chris 2000,"

and I'm shining
brighter than a diamond. Okay?

♪ I know what you're looking for
I know what you need ♪

♪ Baby, it's right here with me... ♪

-[Alara cheering]
-[Elys] Okay!

Hopefully, he sees this dress,
and he's like, "Damn!" [grunts]

"That's my girl!"

[Alara] Hey! There she is!

We both wore all our best! [chuckles]

Fight game! [chuckles]

[Micah] I was in such a fine mood
until right now.

I think it's just nerves.

Control the controllables.

[Melinda] Hello, guys!

-Yo!
-We have arrived!

-I have arrived!
-[Alara laughs]

[Melinda screeches] Alara!

She looks cute.

-[Melinda] Holy sh*t! The Harry!
-How are you? The girls are new?

You've seen the girls? They're perky.

-[Harry] Gosh.
-[Melinda] They say hi.

[screaming] Hi!

Melinda walks in, and I'm just like...

Bruh! [laughs]

I hear her before I see her,
first off. [laughs]

[Tolú] Hey, babe. What's up?

-Hi! Oh my God. Melinda.
-[Tolú] I'm Tolú. Nice to meet you.

-You are gorgeous.
-Girl, same.

[Melinda] Right? Oh, damn it. [screams]

She's energetic.
She's a beautiful, chocolatey color.

Like, my confidence has been shook,
and I really like Chris.

I'm not gonna lie. I just feel like
this is not about to end well in my favor.

[Stevan] Welcome.

-Yeah, cheers.
-Thanks, guys!

-Thank you. Yay!
-[Alara] Welcome, baby!

-[Stevan] Let's cause some chaos.
-I love chaos.

I think you already did.

[rock music playing]

[all cheering]

-[Alara] Hello!
-Hi!

I have no idea what I'm walking into.

I've no idea the relationships
that people have formed,

but I definitely have some great assets,

and I'm ready to use them.

-And she's wearing your dress.
-Not the matching.

[Tolú] No, she's matching.

My heart literally drops
through my stomach.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I feel like I'm an option,
and it feels terrible.

-[Holly] How are you?
-How are you doing?

-Good to see you.
-[Holly] It's been so long.

There's a little bit of history
between me and Holly.

She's such a sweet girl.
She came on my podcast one time.

We got dinner after it.

We smashed, and that was the last time
I heard from her.

And I know Stevan cream pied her.

-Um...
-[whimsical music playing]

...I don't know
what these men have been saying,

but whatever they're saying,
it's not true. [clicks tongue]

[Elys] This dress is stunning.

Thank you. Girl, we're matching tonight.
We're matching.

-Look at me.
-[Melinda] I swear!

Breathe. You look beautiful, okay?

Why does Holly walk in
with a better version

of my girl Micah's dress?

Why does she walk in
with the "Steal Your Man 5000"?

[laughing] Like, I'm so upset.

What's going on tonight? Like... [laughs]

We're supposed to be showstoppers,
but baby, this show is stopping us.

[laughs]

-You all right?
-Hello. How are you?

Huh? I'm good.

This is a weird situation for me.
I like where things are going with Micah,

but Holly comes in
with this bubbly, fun energy,

and I'm attracted to shiny things.

I'm unprepared for this.

What's up, guys?

[Melinda] Nick Lachey is here, guys!

-[Justin] Nick Lachey!
-Come on in! Come on in!

I'd like to welcome
Holly and Melinda to the house.

Welcome. Nice to meet you guys.

Melinda, let's start with you.

You and Chris got set up
on a blind date today.

Yeah. We shared a lot of laughs.
We have a lot in common. We had fun.

[Melinda] I had a good time.

Kaz, you and Holly went on a date.
What did you guys do?

We had, like, a Mayan clay experience.

Were you naked?

Close. [chuckles]

-[Melinda] Did you rub the clay on him?
-[Holly] Yeah.

So you guys got dirty.

-Pretty much.
-But we got clean. We got clean.

[Kaz] Yeah.

Hey, guys. Tonight,
the power has shifted to the gentlemen

because we have seven ladies in the house
and only five men.

And ladies, by the end of the night,

two of you
will be leaving the house alone.

We're getting kinda far along
in this process now,

so this is not the time
to sit back and be passive.

Choose wisely, and, uh,
here's to finding your perfect match.

-Absolutely.
-[Nick] All right, guys. Buenas noches.

-[Harry] Hey, vamonos.
-Enjoy, guys. Have fun.

[upbeat music playing]

[Melinda] When did you guys get here?
Are you day one?

-[Stevan] Harry and I were day one.
-[Alara] Chris seems so happy.

[Melinda] Who puts a host
with her cast mate?

-Sounds like an HR problem to me.
-[laughing] Yeah.

Definitely did such a good job.
I'm so happy. [chuckles]

I love being Cupid, and Holly and Melinda
are going to shake things up.

I mean, bring my popcorn right now
because this is interesting.

[Justin] Let's chat.

[Stevan] Yes, sir. I got one question
for you guys to start this.

[Chris] Yeah, of course.

Did I do all right?

You definitely did all right.

-The date went good, all right?
-[Stevan] Yeah.

Like, we were hitting it off. I'm not
gonna lie. A lot of sexual chemistry.

Like, I'm not gonna lie.
I was kind of turned on. She's my type.

100% to the T. She was full of energy.

It was easy to talk to her.
It was free-flowing. Like, it was natural.

I mean, I feel like
you've made your decision already, huh?

[Chris] I don't know.
Let me just talk about Tolú.

I didn't see her
as a match for me at first,

but, like, I'm not gonna lie, we're going
at a really good pace right now.

[Stevan] Mmm.

[Chris] You know, like,
the tension has been getting there.

I love her energy.

You're stuck in a tough spot

because both Melinda and Tolú
have that energy.

[Chris] What I have with Tolú,
it's going well.

We definitely have, like,
a nice chemistry going on.

Just vibing and just having fun,

but at the same time,
I'm definitely attracted to Melinda.

I think we have
a very flirtatious vibe to us.

I feel like she's feeling it as well,

so this is definitely
gonna be a tough decision.

[Stevan] Kaz,
you're in the hot seat, baby.

You definitely tested me there.
You sprayed b*ll*ts, and you may have hit.

I mean,
the reason why I matched her with you

is that if Micah is around,
you're more silent.

I know Holly personally.

-She is, like, a very just outward person.
-I know. She is.

And I know you're very similar.

I don't like seeing you, essentially,

just sucked into, like, a lower vibration
than, like, you usually are.

Yeah.

So, like, if you choose Micah,
that's great for you,

and I want
whatever you think is best for you.

But then you are, essentially,

in my opinion,
shutting down the rest of this experience.

Again, we are, like,
halfway through right now.

Yeah. I've had to grow with
and develop with Micah,

but if I wanna vibe,
I wanna have a good time,

and I wanna have that best friend feeling,

like, that might be Holly.

I'm in a sticky situation here.
I mean, they're both stunning girls.

I feel comfortable with Micah.
We're both opening up.

I've got to know her on a deeper level,
a deep connection.

On the other hand, you've got Holly.

You've got fun.
You've got bubbly, and she's beautiful.

So do I go for cookies and cream
or Neapolitan?

Who's the cookies and cream,
and who's the Neapolitan? I don't know.

[Micah] How was it?

Yeah, it was, uh... It was all right.

Don't get me wrong.
She's stunning. She's nice.

Got to chatting.
Conversation was kind of flowing.

I just sort of felt, "Ah, I'm just
gonna open up to the experience and see...

and then see where my head is at."

So where's your head at?

-Where is my head at?
-Yeah.

Well, I'm leaning towards you.

-Leaning? Like, you're not sure?
-[Kaz] Yeah.

The way that you're saying this
isn't instilling any confidence in me.

I can tell that you're still thinking,
that you're not sure.

And it makes me a little nervous.

You're... you're my type.

[tense music playing]

I said you're my type. All right.

She's also a type as well.

I just felt like when you came back here,
you'd feel more sure.

[Kaz] You know,
I'm just gonna chill, talk,

and I'll speak to you later.

[Micah] I guess.

No, I will. Chat, a little chat.

[Tolú, Elys] Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

-How'd it go?
-I don't feel good about this.

[Tolú] Yeah, let's go.

I don't get jealous.

I feel like sometimes
my insecurities can come out

if I feel like
someone's, like, being sneaky

or if the person I'm with
is flirting with someone else.

And I'm starting to think,

"Okay, he's probably
holding something back from me."

[sucks teeth] I'm not liking this feeling,

but maybe I'm supposed to give him
the benefit of the doubt.

-[Holly] Well, you look nice.
-Thanks, you too.

-Have you talked to him about the date?
-Yeah.

Did he say anything regarding, like,
feelings like this, that, or the other,

or was it just him
leaning into the experience?

[Holly] Well, I don't know.
We kinda really... It felt like a date.

Well, you know, we have a lot in common.

You know,
saying that I'm his type and stuff.

And I don't want him to be telling you,
you know, "I don't wanna go on a date,"

and then he's like, you know?

-[Micah] Yeah.
-But yeah.

No, he literally just said to me
over there, which is so random, is like,

he was just telling me about the date,
and he was like,

"I mean, I just wanna let you know,
you're my type. She's, like, a type."

I mean...

On our date, you know,
he was obviously, like,

really leaning into the experience.

[tense music playing]

Micah doesn't look too happy right now,

but I know what I want,
and I'm here to get it.

I'm gonna have to
sharpen my nails a little bit.

[chuckles] I did...
I did get them extra sharp.

I think that you guys should have a talk.

-I'll have a talk with him as well.
-Yeah.

Melinda and I are walking in
as bombshells, so bring it on.

-[Melinda] I'm too spicy for this.
-[Alara] We need it.

-[Melinda] You can't handle it.
-[Chris] Oh, yeah?

-[Melinda] I'm so sorry.
-[Chris] It's too soon.

[Alara] Can you handle it, Chris?

I feel like Chris and I
definitely had a great date,

and Chris is a valid option. I'm ecstatic.

I feel like I have a spot in the house,

but these girls in this house
should be nervous

'cause Melinda is about to come in
and find her perfect match.

Might be your man.

-Ooh!
-[whistling]

That was too spicy.

Melinda, when did they come in?

Five months ago.

-[Harry] Congratulations.
-How do they look?

-[Harry] I'm not allowed to say.
-[laughs]

[Melinda] Harry got that
Pablo Escobar look going on.

Anyway, I should go mingle some more.

[Harry] Go meet everyone.

I'm not the kind of gal
that's gonna put my eggs in one basket.

I wanna also get to know
the rest of the house

and see if I could potentially
kind of sway people this way as well.

I seen you when I came in,
and I'm like, "Oh."

You're, like, my type on paper.

[upbeat music playing]

So, I was like, at least have a chat,
talk to you, get to know you a bit.

[splutters] No. Absolutely.

So they're having a chat,
but I feel like I'm not sweating it.

-[Chris] Yeah.
-I'm 26. I'm from Boston.

-Boston! So you Red Sox?
-I'm not too... I'm more of a Celtics guy.

Ce... No! I'm a football girl.
So I'm Eagles.

-All right.
-[Melinda] To the day I die.

[laughs]

I always get what I want.

Are you solid on somebody?

In a way, I thought I was,
but, like, is it... is it time to switch up?

I think you should take the leap of faith.

[Micah] Hello. Are you talking about me?

-No. No, no, no.
-[Kaz] No.

-Hi. Can I talk to you?
-Can she interrupt?

[Melinda] Can we just finish our chat
for, like, two seconds?

-Yeah.
-[Micah] Yeah, I'm gonna go over here.

-How is Micah taking this?
-[Stevan] Horribly.

-If anything...
-But I have such bad anxiety.

I know.

-We just gotta wait.
-I feel really stupid.

And I feel like I know what's happening.

-You don't.
-[Micah] I do.

Because I thought
I knew what was happening too.

[Stevan] Tonight's gonna be interesting.
I promise you tonight will be interesting.

-[Chris] How's Tolú taking this?
-[Harry] Worse.

[Stevan] Yeah, way worse,
but acting better.

[Chris] Tolú looks nervous as hell.
I have two options here.

I do think Melinda is into me,
but at the same time,

she's talking to other guys,

so, like, if I match with her tonight,
is she just gonna leave me in the dust?

Obviously, you know,
Tolú and I have something really good.

I'm not gonna lie.
This has not been a fun day for me.

I missed you today.

No, I know.

So... it was a good date. All right?

[tense music playing]

And I'm not gonna lie,
like, I had a crush on her before.

Like, there... there was definitely
a little sexual chemistry,

and, like,
I did have a good time with her,

and, like, we did have
a ton of cool laughs, and, you know, like,

we were, like, being flirty
and stuff like that.

But I just feel like with her,
it was just...

I just didn't feel the genuinity.

And with you,
I just feel like you're just so real.

I adore you. [chuckles]

Stop. [chuckles]

And there's so many, like,
qualities I like about you.

I love the pace we're at.

You have, like, such a good energy
about you, and I like what we have.

I feel like
it's very just, like... free-flowing,

and, like, I feel like we're...
This is organic. Like, I just feel like...

[romantic music playing]

[chuckles] This is hard to explain.
I've never had, like...

like, a vibe
with someone like you, like, this fast.

I feel like we have, like,
a great journey ahead of us.

Okay.

That makes me really happy.

-[Chris] Aw.
-[Tolú laughs]

[both chuckling]

[Chris] Now, come here
and give me a fat kiss.

-[Tolú] I got lip gloss on.
-[Chris] I don't care.

[upbeat music playing]

[Chris moans]

♪ No, I can't help myself... ♪

[Tolú] No lie.
If you do that again, I'll k*ll you.

[Chris laughs]

[Chris] After my date with Melinda,

it really made me think back in retrospect

as to, like, what I have with Tolú.

I think Tolú has just, like,
a lot of beautiful things about her

inside and out,

and our chemistry is growing.

I've never had a relationship
where it started off as a friendship.

So I think this just opens my eyes

and just... just gives me
a different perspective of dating itself.

I really see this, like,
working out possibly.

[Melinda] Obviously, I'm not matching
with Chris. Chris is a b*tch.

He's a b*tch.

The Jersey guy?

[Melinda] He tells me one thing,
then switch up.

I thought I was solid with Chris.
He told me he was gonna match with me.

-No, he didn't!
-[Melinda] I promise you.

That little cop-out.

Child, he can go kick rocks
back in f*cking Jersey.

What's your situation?

[Holly] Well, I actually
really get along with Kaz.

Like, I do find him attractive.
I really like him.

[Elys] How was your conversation?

[Micah] The situation
is so wrong and cringe.

If you're gonna lie to me about things
and be really weird and evasive,

then I don't wanna be with you.

[Melinda] If it wasn't Kaz,
who would it be?

[Holly] You know who I also think is cute?
Justin. Where is he?

I am so happy. Do you know why?
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow.

-I'm gonna have an ice coffee in bed.
-You are.

I come with the, uh, the ice coffee early.

-All right? That's like 7.
-[Elys] Mm-hmm.

Fabulous.

11:47 gets here.

Second ice coffee.

Oh, no, we're on two different pages.

No, yeah. No, yeah.

No, yeah, or no?

-Yeah.
-No, like, yeah.

Me and Elys are getting on really well,

and it's like
a slow-burn type of relationship.

I feel like there's more substance there
than others might think.

Did I tell you
that you look stunning tonight?

[Elys] Mmm. Yeah, you did. [chuckles]

We have the same dry humor.
The same sarcasm.

It's not all just looks, baby.

It's the, uh, it's the real deal.

Will you be my perfect match?

-Yes.
-[laughs]

[Elys laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

We just coupled up! We just coupled up!

[Elys] You're such an idiot.

I feel like we're almost in, like,
some sort of, like, elderly nursing home,

and we're gonna be with each other
until the day that we die.

I feel like
that's almost cute in a weird way.

-[Alara chuckles]
-[Jessica sighs]

I'm over it. Will you be my perfect match
already, please? I'm... I'm done.

[Jessica] He's done. He's had a day.

-[Stevan] Will you be my match?
-Yes.

-[Stevan] You knew you'd be.
-Can you ask me nicer?

[Jessica] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give her some... chivalry.

Baby.

-[Alara chuckles]
-Day one, I knew what it was.

Day two, I knew what it was.
Day three, four, five.

We stayed here
and tried to be with the family

and help them through it,
but I'm done helping them through it.

You're what matters. Will you be my match?

-I need to think about it.
-[Stevan] Okay, that's fine.

-Yes.
-[Stevan] Are you done thinking?

[Jessica] As you should.

I'm so obsessed.

-Thank you for your contribution.
-[Alara] Oh.

There's so much going on in the house

that I almost feel like
Alara and I are... married.

Like, we're just, like,
we're so good, and it's great.

[Jessica] Two favorite people
that I didn't give birth to.

[chuckles]

Alara is ten times out of ten
every night my match.

-[Harry] How you feeling, ladies?
-[Stevan chuckles]

-[Alara] Hey! Hello.
-Neanderthal, bro.

-[Harry laughs]
-[Tolú] Sit down, big man.

[Harry] Hello. Oh my God.

-Whoo!
-[Jessica] Hey.

-Cool, sure.
-[Jessica] Oh my God. I underestimated...

This is literally so ridiculous.

You're so sweaty.

-[Harry] I would love to match with you.
-[Jessica] I'm so excited.

But if I break her legs,
then she's not going anywhere.

[Jessica chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

I'm gonna get her pregnant.

[Chris] I think she already is.

I'm sorry?

[Harry chuckles]

[music warps]

[Melinda] I'm just looking around

and analyzing the... the situation
of what's presented to me.

Let me tell you this.

These guys
have not found their perfect match.

You can tell the girls
have these guys on a leash.

Can I talk to you?

-[Holly] Yeah, let's have a chat.
-[Melinda] Come, come, come.

[Holly] Obviously, like,
everyone's kind of wifed up.

It's like they're all solid
with their women.

See, I... [groans]
That just f*cking pisses me off.

You need to talk to Kaz.

I started off the day on such a high note,

um, with such potential.

I'm kind of going out on a limb here,

but I think Kaz's head
could be turned towards me.

If he was really serious about Micah,
then why even, you know, entertain me?

So I'm not crazy, you know? I'm not crazy.

[Melinda] You guys were
on the same season?

You and... Yeah. The trail last year.

-[Melinda] You and Stefan.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Melinda] Child. I said Stefan.

-[Micah] I ought to hit you.
-[Kaz] What?

[Micah] You're such a liar.

-[Kaz] Who?
-[Micah] You.

-[Kaz] Why am I a liar?
-[Micah] Because I talked to her.

[Kaz splutters] Come, talk to me.

Oh, all right.

Okay, that's crazy.

Why... why are you calling me a liar for?

[Micah] Since what she said
doesn't add up with what you said.

So what was that?

[Micah] That you are getting so intimate.
You were saying how much she was your type

and all these different things.
You could have told me all this.

-What did I just tell you over there?
-[Micah] You... No.

[Kaz] What did I say that was different?

[Micah] I'll tell you.
First of all, don't get this way.

-[Kaz] I'm not getting...
-Snappy.

-This is off.
-[Kaz] I'm not getting snappy.

[tense music playing]

[Micah] You were saying
that there was a reservation,

and she told me there was no reservation.

I told you what we done.
I told you how I felt.

And then you telling me
that, like, I'm a liar.

Like, first thing you come out with.

I feel like you weren't fully truthful.

I don't like being called a liar.

I mean, I'm giving you my reality.
I'm telling you how I felt. That's it.

Exactly! That's how you felt about it,
but you didn't say that, did you?

-You come and, "You're a liar."
-That's how I felt.

-You felt that I was a liar.
-I felt that you lied, yeah.

[Holly] When you're done,
can we have a chat?

-Yeah.
-[Holly] Thanks. Just come find me.

-That make sense?
-Yeah.

Okay.

["We All Go Down Together"
by Brian Burrows playing]

♪ Nothing lasts forever ♪

♪ If it all goes down, come on ♪

♪ We'll go down together... ♪

[Tolú] Like, what... what happened?
What conversation was that?

It's really over.

Wait, what happened?

-What'd you say?
-Just, like, "You're a liar."

[tense music playing]

-[Tolú] Oh, you called him out?
-Yeah.

I just think that right now,
he's gonna solidify it with her.

[Holly] Obviously, I just feel like
we had a really good time.

-Yeah.
-[Holly] And, like, I don't know.

-I actually felt like we had a connection.
-[Kaz] Mmm.

But, like, am I crazy
for feeling that? Like... [chuckles]

I mean, no.

Stevan put me on a date
because he felt your vibe and my vibe is...

-[Holly] He knows me well.
-It's all there.

Yeah. I mean, you are coming in
as a bombshell. I mean, damn.

[Holly] You are the bombshell in here.

You're the one, like,
creating the havoc, okay?

[laughs] Apparently. Only tonight.

[Micah] I feel so stupid.

[tense music playing]

[Kaz] Like, even Micah literally
just called me a liar.

This makes me second-guess everything.

Um, and obviously,
we've just met, so it's like...

-[Holly] I know.
-I'm taking everything

for what you're saying as,
you know, first word.

You don't trust me?

Trust takes ages to build,
literally seconds to break.

-Of course.
-[Kaz] Um...

But I just want you to know,
like, genuinely, genuinely,

if you think that
there's something to explore here,

then, obviously, I feel like
you have some decisions to make.

♪ Are you ready for more? ♪

♪ Are you ready for more? ♪

[music ends]

[upbeat music playing]

We're gonna mix things up a little bit.

-You're joking!
-[Stevan] Wait. What?

[Micah] We're back, b*tches!

[Nick] Everyone is in play.

I told you I'd be back.

Whatever you wanna do tonight,
let me know.

-You're the only person I'm interested in.
-You turned on? Let me push it.

My safest option was to stay with Justin,
but something's drawing me to you.

These eyes, they're wanderers.

-[Justin] I'm not upset. Don't touch me.
-Talk to me.

Are you a good kisser?

[Elys] Stop being careful
because you're gonna regret it.

He just kissed me.

No, wait. And then he does it again.

[Alara] I don't wanna f*cking play.
I don't wanna see you kiss another woman.

[Nick] Only one couple
will be voted the perfect match.

There's not
a simple f*cking day in this house.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ I'm on that a million miles an hour
Like a jet airplane ♪

♪ I'm like a thousand pounds of TNT
All up in your face ♪

♪ I'm a Ferrari on the interstate
Someone cut the brakes ♪

♪ What you say? Better pray
No, you don't wanna play ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Go ahead and come at me ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, you just watch and see ♪

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Go ahead and come at me ♪

[music ends]