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Vidyapati (2025)

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Vidyapati (2025)

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BEEP

Have you heard

the tale of Vidya?

Well, how would you?!

I'm only getting started, aren't I?

Okay then.

Put your phones

aside and pay attention.

Cinema has a magnetic charm.

It lures everyone in.

But this g*dd*mn thing

keeps only a few in the final cut.

To survive here, one needs a

strong name backing you up

or be an expert at

sucking up to everyone.

Despite these vile requirements, if there

is someone who has survived purely on talent

and has earned

millions of devoted fans

it's our very own

Sandalwood Beauty - Vidya.

She has only acted

in six films so far.

While three among

them were hits,

The other three were super hits.

Those who sold their plots to fund

her movies now own massive layouts.

Go figure.

Although she was

surrounded by people,

Vidya didn't have what

she yearned for the most.

So sad.

A heartfelt homage to this photograph

of her dearly departed loved ones.

Despite such tough circumstances, do you

take Vidya to be a bird trapped in a cage?

Not a chance.

Though she had

the wings to soar,

She chose to embrace the

simplicity of a normal life.

Brace yourselves for

the twist in the story.

This was the first time,

our madame saw this man.

Let me unfold

this story further.

In a bowl of boring salad, our

man looked like a plate of biryani.

And in no time, our

madame was smitten.

Call it a miracle or a coincidence, but our

man would appear at every step of her life.

Finally, Vidya was

completely swept off her feet!

And this is how I wrap it up.

Love, affection,

romance, marriage, etc.

The end.

Finally, a happy ending!

Shut your trap!

'Happy ending' has

a different meaning.

- Want me to explain?

- No, sir.

You didn't get a

thing about the story.

No wonder you're a Producer.

This is not a happy ending.

It's a sad beginning.

Really?!

Was it all just a

sham, Mr. Director?

You have no idea what

kind of con artist he is.

A scammer!

His smooth talking could even

make Kobri Manju look like a fool.

Good Lord!

Here's the deal.

Today, everything about Vidya,

from her sleep and clothes to

every single action, is dictated by

that moron, Vidyapati (Vidya's Husband)

And that's the summary.

If we want Vidya's dates for sh**t,

we'll need Vidyapati's dates.

My my my!

Mr. Director, looks like

they've landed heaven on Earth.

You think this is a joke?

In today's situation, every

producer in this industry

thinks twice about investing

3 crore rupees in a movie.

Yet, they've spent 3 crore

rupees just on a song sh**t.

Meet the Ambanis in disguise.

Lowlifes like us can only gape in awe.

Such is the power of her

persona and her market

Have you brought the advance money?

- It's right here!

Why do I hear coins

jingling from in there?

My astrologer insisted

that I pay Rs. 50,00,011.

Along with the money, there's

betel leaves-nuts, bananas,

vermilion-turmeric, a blouse

piece, the whole package.

A handful of jasmine flowers

would've sealed the deal.

As if we're prepping

for a wedding here!

Enough with the talk about coins.

Tell me you have the

50 lakh rupees right now.

What makes you doubt me, Mister?

I'm not the one

doubting, Mr. Producer.

It's him. The cash-hungry monster!

Even if a single note is missing, he'll

find it like a hawk spotting its prey.

- Really?

- No kidding!

Look over there. [IN TELUGU]

What in the world am I seeing?

I see them lined up, as if it's for

Lord Venkateshwara's offering.

They're all producers,

just like you.

Waiting for a glimpse

of his highness.

Catch a glimpse

and you're blessed.

Else you're doomed.

- Let's give it a try.

- Come on.

Is this a movie script or a

damned porn magazine?

Speak up!

Look how the moron drooled

all over the script while writing it!

Disgusting!

Sir, I'm not the script writer.

I'm merely the producer.

Then you must have

drooled while reading it.

Moron!

Forget a lip-lock, you won't even get to

look at Vidya's lipstick. You scoundrel!

Get lost!

Everybody! Pay attention!

Try asking for a lip-lock,

a wet dance in the rain,

or a mini skirt shot,

I'll chase you to hell!

Forget making cinema.

I'll ensure you'll never even

make an Instagram reel!

Vidya doesn't need the industry.

The industry needs Vidya!

[WHISTLES IN CELEBRATION]

Mr. Director?

Didn't you say our

movie includes a lip-lock,

a beach song, and

other outlandish bits?

Stop shaking in fear.

Give me a minute.

No need to be anxious.

The kissing scene has

been kissed goodbye!

- Works?

- All okay!

Artistic liberty,

creative freedom...

I understand!

There's nothing wrong in

kissing if the scene demands it.

- Yeah!

- I'm okay!

It is a creative art after all!

But...

Everything comes at a cost.

Yeah. I said it.

A kiss costs...

A crore rupees.

- You there?

- Who? Me?

Yes. You.

Your bag's bigger than you.

We need people like you.

Come forward.

Straight out a rich man's loins.

One fine day, he'll die

because of his greed for money.

Money wakes the world go round

Aint nobody wants to be broke

No amount of dough is ever enough

Desires roll in, all shiny and tough

My notes dont jingle

I dont deal with change

They say,

Money isnt everything

Theyre definitely

stupid and broke, I say

The sky isnt out of my reach

Happiness spills from

my pockets with ease

I stand at a crossroad,

clear and clever

But their path?

Ill walk it never

That's why my life (Wife)

My life is just like a wow!

It's wow, wow!

There aint no competition

for this mans lifestyle

There aint nobody

who can copy his style

Be it for a drink or a swim

Our man only wants

sparkling water for it all

Forget his body balance,

check out his bank balance

No matter where he goes,

he brings the fun with him

Be it foreign trip,

or a relationship

If it aint fancy, our

man shuns normalcy

I dont live boxed in by limits

Keep your heaven

If its broke, Im not in it

No curse, no chaos can mess with me

So, my life (Wife)

My life is just like a wow, wow!

It's wow, wow!

Just like a wow, wow!

It's wow, wow!

Life is a wow!

Just like a wow!

Just like a wow, wow!

Mister, if you miss these dates,

you won't get any for 3 more years.

Be warned.

Hell no! I don't mix personal

and professional dealings.

We can get sloshed together

but that does not count.

Remember that I'm talking to you

as her manager, not her husband.

Yeah. Hang up now.

Hang up the phone!

Man!

Nobody deserves to

toil like a manager does.

Siddu, why are you

getting so worked up?

Lakshmi will handle everything.

Yeah. I'll look after that, Madam.

She's not a kid to look after.

Turn up the AC.

- It's already high.

- Then turn it down!

Hey! Pani Puri!

Lakshmi, stop the car.

I want to eat Pani Puri.

- Okay, madam.

- No way! Don't stop!

- Keep driving!

- Siddu, please?

You know I love Pani Puri.

- I want it now!

- Are you stupid, Vidya?

You're only just recovering

from a fever and cough.

Can you imagine the

loss if you fall sick again?

Huh?

I mean, it's not about money.

It's about your health.

If you fall sick, the entire

sh**t comes to a halt.

If the sh**ting halts for

just one day, have you

considered how many

people lose their livelihood?

Sometimes, we have to...

Think about others too.

Yep!

Pani Puri goes down the train.

Gone!

There goes the surprise!

- Surprise?

- Yes!

I thought I'll buy you dinner at

your favourite restaurant today.

There goes my mood.

Happy now?

Siddu.. Really?

Yes, Vidya.

If you're sh**ting in the sun and rain,

day and night, doesn't it break my heart?

Don't I long for

these things too?

To keep surprising my Vidya with little

moments of joy and watch her smile shine?

Sorry, Siddu.

I am really sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay.

What a chameleon!

Siddhu, is this the

table you really booked?

Are you sure?

All thanks to people, Vidya.

They flock you no

matter where you go.

That's why I asked the

manager for a corner table.

No one will bother

us here. It's just us.

Peace!

Always hamming us for selfies!

If you're not

comfortable here, tell me.

I shall... wait. Manager!

- Siddu!

- Are you okay here?

- It's okay.

If you're okay, I'm okay.

Sir...

- A 'Salad Nico ese' - Sir!

And...

'Lagume egg derees'

- About that...

- Hold your horses!

'Cafe fraud action no site'

Sir, the kitchen's closed.

Why?

[MAN QUIVERS IN PAIN]

Ta-da!

Sizzling hot garlic kebab!

Ready?

Eat.

Is it crispy enough?

Eat.

If you still don't sign

the agreement now...

I'll be forced to make some

fried intestine sauce for you.

You're struggling to

handle this garlic kebab.

You think you can handle

some fried intestines?

Come again?

Yeah? Okay.

And that's the right answer.

You there! Get me the papers!

What were you saying before?

"No puny gangster can

make you do things?"

Oi!

I'm no puny gangster.

This is Jaggu!

Take care.

Terrible service!

"The kitchen's closed."

How in the hell?

But you don't worry, okay?

- Let's go to a fancier restaurant!

- Siddu, it's okay!

No way! It's not okay.

How's it okay?!

Get inside.

Come!

Who are you, Vidya?

What does he think of himself?

Who even are you?

Curse this fate!

Siddu, please!

I'm already tired.

- Let's just go home.

- Where did this go?

Vidya, I know how much

you love food, okay?

We'll go to some fancy restaurant

and we'll have some fancy food, okay?

Do I have to spell it

out to you!? Get going!

- Where to, sir?

- I just told you!

To a 'fancy restaurant'.

Sure. Okay, Sir.

- Ouch!

- Dimwit!

Where are your eyes?

In the back of your head?

You nitwit!

Where's your brain?

Between your legs?

Looks like you've forgotten

the brakes by your legs!

Who gave you the

damn license to drive?!

- as*h*le! Watch me!

- He got out of the car?!

- How dare you!

- Wait. No. Listen!

- Get the hell out of there!

- Sir, forgive me!

How dare you ask me

what's between my legs?!

- Excuse me! Let him go.

- What did you say?

- Let him go!

- Tell your driver!

- Tell him!

- Doesn't matter.

Manhandling is not

the right thing to do!

Walk away and

don't make this worse.

Else, I'm calling the cops.

Call whoever you want!

I'm murdering him,

right here, right now!

Really?!

Siddu! Call the cops! Now!

- Okay, Let me handle it.

- I'm calling the cops now!

- I don't give a damn.

- Vidya, am I not here?!

- I'll k*ll you!

- Let him go!

- Brother!

- Siddu!

Dude, it's the heroine!

Boss! It's the heroine!

Heroine? Which one?

Sandalwood beauty Vidya!

Boss, do you know

how pretty this one is?!

Sorry, madam.

It was my driver's mistake.

What can I say?

My boys have a short fuse.

Wait a second.

Move the damn car!

Is this better, Madam?

Of course. Perfect.

We shall leave now.

Move it, man!

Move it!

Dumbasses!

Thank God they let us go.

Huh?!

Madam, how about

a selfie for your fan?

Please?

Please come, Madam.

Boss, I want one too.

[IN UNISON]

Oy! Move aside!

Greedy idiots!

Come on, madam.

Let's take a selfie.

Well...

Excuse me!

- Oy!

Okay. Fine.

Madam, this serious look

of yours doesn't suit you.

Smile for me?

Smile, please?

Smile!

Smile!

Hey!

Don't you have any

sense?! Disgusting!

You act coy when a

cinema hero touches you.

Yet, I'm your ticket paying

audience, and I get this?

Let me go!

Want to see what a

pissed-off fan can do?

Wanna see?!

Vidya...

Go and sit in the car.

Don't spare him!

Make sure he learns a lesson!

Sir, is this petty issue

worth fighting over?

You go your way, I'll go mine.

Fair enough?

Who are you? Her make-up man?

I am... her manager, Sir.

Boss!

He's her husband.

- Really?!

We have a multitasker here.

You've got two on your plate.

Isn't that hectic, Master?

Here's what we'll do.

You continue being her manager.

As for being her husband...

Let me take care of that.

Sir!

Did you take me seriously?

I was only kidding.

You were right.

You go your way.

We'll be on our way.

Okay, Sir!

I knew it, Sir!

You're very understanding.

See you then? Bye.

Sir?

- But...

You must get slapped once.

A slap?

But why, Sir?

That's because I'm

really pissed right now.

I need to vent it out, right?

How right is it for me to

take it out on the heroine?

Why are you making

such a big deal out of this?

KA 07?

Are you from KGF?

My driver's from there too.

That's probably

why he went on a bit.

Don't let it bother you.

See you then?

I wanted a cheek for this hand.

Here you are, handing me cash.

Now...

If you don't get slapped...

This really will become a big deal.

Do you want that?

So all you want is someone

to get slapped by you, right?

My driver will take it.

He's from your town.

Hey, Lakshmi!

- I am not getting slapped!

- Lakshmi!

Hey!

Are you her

husband or is it him?

If you don't get slapped now...

Prepare to witness a

full-fledged action movie.

Is that what you want?

Or you don't want that?

Take the call.

Okay.

One slap.

Make it quick.

That's it?

Siddu, what happened?

It's nothing, Vidya.

He's apologising.

Consider this a warning.

Everyone gets angry.

But manners.

Manners maketh a man.

Siddu!

Let go of me!

- Let me go!

- You said one slap.

I tend to forget things.

- Sorry.

- Let him go!

Siddu!

- You've no idea who I am.

- Siddu, don't let him go.

Didn't you tell me already?

The manager c*m husband.

Siddu, hit him back!

Don't spare him!

Let him go! Stop this!

Siddu!

Let me go!

Siddu.

Siddu!

Siddu, stop!

Didn't I ask to go

to the police station?

Why did you bring me home?

This is why I tell

you that you're stupid.

If we lock horns with these

rowdies and involve the cops,

it is our respect that will be at stake.

The media and trolls will

feast on us and rip us apart.

You have two movies

lined up for release.

- Don't be stupid...

- Stop calling me stupid!

You took all those punches

and couldn't hit back even once?

What even happened

to your manhood?

My manhood?!

Just because I'm a man,

you want me to punch him?

What a thing to say.

- Vidya, don't blow this small issue...

- Small issue?!

Touching a film actress

inappropriately is no big deal to you?

Come on! What do you want now?

He needs to be put

in his place, right?

One call to ACP Chetan

Ramesh and he'll kick his a*s and...

Quit bothering about these things.

You've to sh**t tomorrow.

Go. Get some sleep.

He didn't lay his hand on a cop's

wife, it was your wife he touched.

Thrash him, drag him down here

and make him apologise to me!

Ay! Are you kidding me?

Didn't you get a look at him?

He looks like a brutal butcher!

You think I stand a

chance against him?

Stop saying such

childish things.

You can't hit him?

What about the men

you beat before marriage?

Was that all a lie?

- Well.. Erm...

Was that a bloody lie?

I don't care what you're going to do.

Until you thrash him hard and

drag him here to apologise...

There's no place

for you in my home!

My home?

Vidya?!

I'm your husband.

This is our home. Our house!

This home and every single

article in here, belongs to me.

I was the only one

who was yours!

Kudos!

Brilliant!

Great way to appreciate me

after I served you like a dog.

Today, I'm a nobody to you, eh?

Fine.

This is just your anger talking.

Otherwise, you

wouldn't say such things.

Deep down, I know

how much you love me.

Let's sort this out tomorrow.

Now go and get some sleep.

Want to take a hot shower?

- Let me turn on the...

- Get out of my house!

- Vidya?!

- Right now!

Sir!

Don't let this get to you, Sir.

Couples fight all the time.

It will all work

out, trust me, sir.

I'm well aware of that.

I'll be back in the morning.

Take care of the house.

- Sure, sir.

Excuse me, Sir?

- Your wine, Sir.

- Open it.

Sir, the payment

is still pending.

The card is not working.

Didn't I give you

another card already?

Both cards are blocked, sir.

How could you block my

cards without informing me?

Connect me to your manager.

Let me talk to him.

You know who my wife is?

The Superstar - Vidya!

And I.. am Vidyapati!

She was the one who told us to

block your cards and bank account.

My wife? No! No way! No way!

This has got to be a mistake!

Let me talk to your

regional manager, okay?

Sir, this is the regional

manager speaking.

There's nothing we can do, Sir.

You know what?

I'll call Vidya right now

and have her call you.

I will sue you!

I will see you in court!

Bloody!

Vidya! Goddammit Vidya!

Answer my call, Vidya!

Pick up the call!

Pick up the damn call!

Goddammit!

The total amount is Rs. 8,42,000, Sir.

Did I guzzle down

a tanker of booze?

How would you like to pay, Sir?

Vidya?

How did you manage these two days?

I'm back for you.

Don't worry. I'll be here for you.

Vidya! Hey! Vidya!

- Vidya!

- Stop, sir! [IN HINDI]

Please, Stop!

- Hey!

- What are you doing?

- Vidya, come on!

Stop, sir! You can't go inside.

Vidya, this is not right!

You son of a g*n!

Don't create a scene here, Sir.

This works only in the movies.

Bugger!

You were in your village

driving a broken tractor.

I was the one who brought

you here to drive a fancy car.

Yet, you dare betray me?!

I was the one who bought

you everything you're wearing.

This damn watch!

I bought it for you!

Sure you bought it for me.

But it was with Madam's money.

You...!

Keep acting like this and

I'll have you thrown out.

Watch your damn time!

Time won't stay this way.

Sure. I know that.

You're the living example.

- How dare you talk back?!

- Grab him!

- Grab him! Away!

- Come on, Sir!

- Keep him out!

- Let me teach you a lesson!

Eat this!

- Oh no!

Let me go!

- Let me go!

- You can't go in!

I can't go in?!

She could have at least hired

a Kannada guy instead of him!

Money?

Who even has money?

You know? I'm Rishi Rich!

But I'm not actually rich, man.

Just look at my house.

It's a 'tiny house'.

The banks don't have money.

The richest of the richest

don't have money.

The Government...?

No money!

Hey! Sid!

Wanna try some barbecue, Bro?

You think...

Kumara!

Bud, change the oil in the 205 car!

Kumara?

Kumara!

It's me, Siddu! Your bestie!

Kumara?

What's wrong?

Seriously? You thought I'd

forget you once I got into films?

I've never forgotten you, dude!

Sorry, sir.

I don't know any Siddu.

You look like you

returned from abroad.

If you've got a car,

register it for service.

Oi! Kumara!

Dude, Kumara!

Even if I had to survive on plain

rice and tears, I'd still get you kushka!

Today, you're acting like I'm a stranger?

Dude!

I beg you!

I've moved on from my

past and am living peacefully.

Are you back to ruin this as well?

For the love of God, let me go!

Fine then.

- Fine then.

- Okay then.

Remember.

This hand was made

to give, not to beg.

And now, when this hand seeks you,

all you do is show me your a*s?!

Back in time, you needed my

friendship because you repaired bicycles.

Today you've graduated to cars, so my

friendship doesn't matter anymore, huh?

- No, dude...

- It's okay!

Everyone's the same.

- Not me...

Remember this.

No man should ever forget

the path he once he tread.

- Kumara!

- But I haven't...

Siddu?

- Our... Siddu?

- Yeah.

Hey, dirty!

What a great actor you are!

Remember you're not the actor.

Your wife is.

Buddy! Stop scrolling reels and work!

I'll stab you with a

screwdriver, moron.

Jobless people turn up

with expired flashbacks!

You look like a Bighorn.

Ram him hard and turn

him into Bighorn chops.

Quit acting like my wife!

"Punch him! Ram him"

Have you even seen what he looks like?

He looks like the village of KGF.

Like a massive boulder.

Look at me!

Like the hero of Ikkat,

all soft and mush!

You think I can beat him up?

When have you ever

stayed in your lane?

I told you so.

She was never going to

be the right match for you.

Did you ever care? Now suffer!

Dude, things have are

getting out of control.

I've started to doubt if

she's really my Vidya!

"Get out! Now!"

Those were her words.

I need to act before

things spiral out of control.

Please don't abandon me, Kumara.

Me?

You've got friends who guzzle Scotch

and piss it right back out! Try them.

Who are you even referring to?

Those who show up after

success won't stick around.

Those who stand by as

your grow are the loyal ones.

You, my man are my true saviour.

Let me be honest, Kumara.

Having been around many all these

years, you've been my one true friend.

Like they say,

'Friend in need is indin-deed'

They meant you.

Hello. I've let that sham life behind.

Today, I earn sincerely.

You like the tea?

Want me to order another cup?

Drink and walk off!

Kumara!

Is someone who ditches a

struggling friend even a real friend?

Me?

Where were you for

the last 3 years, Sir?

Didn't even care to ask

if I was alive or dead.

But now that your a*s is on fire,

you've come yelling, "Kumara! Kumara!"

This isn't that, Bro.

I was planning to upgrade my

best friend's life into a spectacle.

But life had other plans.

- Shut it!

I'm not the same old

Kumara to fall for this.

'I'm changed.'

Get out! Now!

Dude! At least give me

some space to sleep here.

This garage is my home.

That's my bedroom.

Mind sleeping here?

Where else would I go?

Go back to the father

who gave you birth.

NO!

I'd rather rot than

step into that hellhole!

Stop repeating yourself!

Tell me once and I'll do it.

As if I can't hear you

if you tell me just once.

I've got a lot of homework to...

Who else would I tell if not you?

All you ever do is talk back!

You're forgetting the bag.

Take it with you!

Junior Boss?

What an elegant border!

I can't believe you still

remember us, Junior Boss.

I assumed Rashmi

was still a baby.

She's grown into a young girl.

If I knew, I would've

got her something else.

Like an iPad or iWatch.

Come on! That's all right.

She loves dolls.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

By the way, this is for Dad.

A limited edition shirt.

There are only 13 shirts

like this, in the world.

- Really?

- Yes.

He should be here any moment.

SHANTI PALAV CORNER

- Did you load the cylinder?

- Yes.

- Fill it tomorrow.

- Yes.

Kanthanna.

Have you given any thought to the notice?

Manjanna, what's the point of thinking about it?

We need not fear

Even if they send a hundred

notices, we have nothing to fear!

It's not like our businesses

are troubling the public, right?

Not to forget.

We've our licenses

granted from the BBMP.

Listen, Manjanna..

Together, all of us have been

running our businesses for years

Why fear the notices from hotels

that popped up just days ago?

Nope.

This is our spot.

All these days, we've

done business together.

Come what may! Let us

face it together in the courts!

Don't worry about it.

Get back home safely.

It's late already.

Sure then.

- Let's go, Ramanna.

It's been 3 months since we

issued their eviction notice.

Encouraged by this palav stall

owner, they have adamantly declared,

"We're not leaving! Take

us to court if you dare!"

As of now, we cannot

legally evict them out, Sir.

How are you tell me to my face that you

can't get rid of these bunch of nobodies?

Aren't you ashamed to do so?

I don't care if it's legal or not!

You have ten days to clear them

out and get my parking lot running.

Otherwise, I'll have those

vehicles parked on you!

Oh no!

Did he bother to remember

us now after all these days?

Just because he's got me this useless

shirt, he thinks he can woo me with it?

Listen carefully! No matter what he does.

He's as good dead to us.

He fooled that naive girl claiming

to be an orphan only to marry her.

- That very day, he was dead to me.

- Speak softly.

He's the one who was ashamed

to acknowledge us as his parents.

What brings him here today?

You know everything.

Instead of throwing him

out, you've welcomed him in.

Listen to me!

As long as he's in this home, I

won't even touch a glass of water.

Gosh! What's that?

Chicken.

Just the pieces, please.

Only pieces.

That's enough.

What brings the

manager all alone?

What about the heroine?

Well, she...

She's gone abroad for a sh**t.

'Zeko-slovia'

It's been a long time since I

saw you all, so I came to visit.

Will Attige (Sister-in-law) Vidya pick

you up when she returns from abroad?

Nope.

How long does Sire

intend to stay?

Oh no! You're choking.

Have some water, Junior Boss.

Have it.

Just for a couple of days.

A Pan-India project's

been lined up.

Once that starts, I'll be busy.

I don't know when I'll

see you people again.

Is Attige really as pretty

as she looks on screen?

She's kinda pretty.

With all that makeup and

lighting, it enhances her look.

- The costumes...

- Rashmi!

Weren't you always yelling?

That your son abandoned you?

Didn't I always tell you?

Junior Boss would

never forget us.

Stop calling him, 'Junior Boss'!

You are his mother, after all.

Sure, I'm a mother.

But I'm a step-mother.

But I'm really

great Boss is here.

Why are you so pissed off with him?

What was so wrong

about what he did?

Seeing someone take his

mother's place just a year

after her death must be

devastating for him too.

How can anyone be okay with

him calling his servant 'Amma'?

Quit acting like it's your fault.

If I'd remained unmarried

after my wife's passing,

would this wastrel

have taken care of me?

No matter what you say.

He has changed his

mind and is back home.

Do you think he'll call

me 'Amma' one day?

Yeah, right.

Don't get your hopes too high.

That scoundrel would never even

move a twig, if it doesn't benefit him.

The idiot's definitely

scheming something.

Nobody at school believes me

when I say Vidya is my Attige.

I don't even have a picture with her.

Take me home and

introduce me to her, please.

Sure.

I'll take so many pictures,

my phone's memory will be full!

Is your house really big?

Does it have a swimming pool?

How many rooms does it have?

Six.

So many?!

If you two sleep in one room,

there'll still be five rooms left.

Who stays in those rooms?

We switch rooms daily.

Why do you care?

I'm sleepy. Just sleep.

If you sleep in six room

for six days in a week,

on the seventh day, do

you sleep on the streets?

See, your brother

is a hard worker!

Hard worker gets tired.

And hard workers need 'sleeping'.

I need sleep.

You too sleep. Good night.

Oh God. Save me.

I have one last question to ask.

I thought I'll find out

how you met Attige.

It was going to get viral.

Why do I care? Let it be.

Moron!

Why do you start buffering when

somebody asks you questions?!

What will it take you to firmly declare

that you are an 'Income Tax Officer'?

Dude! One day it's the CBI

and the next day it's CID.

And today, we're Tax officers!

Yet you've handed

me a lawyer's costume!

Not my fault if I get confused.

You've turned me into a ramp model.

Moron, thanks to you, I missed

out on those easy 10 lakhs.

What's done is done.

Not like you're not

scheming already.

Stop the bike.

Just for a minute.

What's wrong?

There's a film sh**t.

Let me check it out.

Get your butt back on the bike!

- Got nothing better to do?

- I'll be back in 5.

Kumara!

- Brother, who's the heroine?

Mister, I'm with the producer.

Let me in.

Hey!

O my dear skylight,

come closer alright

Im now smitten

by your beauty

With your around,

time stands still

And my soul longs for

your hand, so hold still

O my dear star, my stream of love

The angel on earth

The rainbow arcs

across the sky

Seeks you now,

but is too shy

O my enchantress,

my hearts gone astray

Yet without your light,

the heart's gone grey

O my fair lass, for

the very first time

The hearts lost its

rhythm, beat and rhyme

O my enchantress,

let me say once more

Your beautys defeated

me, and I cant ignore

O my fair lass, the

heart skipped a beat

And now swoons with

the moon, and its on repeat

Where did you come

from, O cupid divine?

Every word of yours

sounds like poetry

Im now entrapped in

your nest, like a dove

Was it you who cast

the nets, my love?

Theres a longing to catch your haze

Dont wander away, leaving me in a haze

Ill be the girl of your dreams

Ruling your world of

dreams, O my friend

O my enchantress,

let me say once more

Your beautys defeated

me, and I cant ignore

O my fair lass, the

heart skipped a beat

And now swoons with

the moon, and its on repeat

Dammit! Bloody dog!

How long do you

need to get here?

If I knew, I would

have ordered it online.

Sure. Why wouldn't you?

Here.

Your body wash worth Rs. 4,000.

Your shampoo worth Rs. 3,500.

God knows where you'll apply this.

This costs Rs. 3,000.

- Okay. Thanks, bro.

Tell me this.

You're homeless at the moment.

Yet, you want to splurge Rs.

3,000 on a freaking shampoo?

Fool!

Even if you sleep in the streets at

night, when you wake up in the morning,

it should feel like you

got off royal sheets.

- Is that so?

- Presentation matters.

No wonder your hair looks like a

rat's nest from all these products.

It's called style, dodo.

You won't get

it, you local idiot!

Is this piece of junk yours?

- Yep.

Fine. Leave it here

for a couple of days.

I have to strain my legs

even to buy cigarettes.

No frigging way! This

is my owner's bike.

Kumara!

All through childhood,

you never said no.

And now you say no?

I'll fill the tank

fully and return it.

- Please?

- Gah!

There you go.

The second gear's cranky. Watch it.

Nothing I haven't seen before.

Dude! Pay me for the shampoo!

At least pay for the bus fare!

This idiot's led

me to the streets.

Next stop: pavement!

Damn! Screw this piece of junk!

You probably had

other things to do.

Now you're stuck dropping me.

But I'm glad.

It's okay.

Helping people is my hobby.

If you're free in the

noon, drop by for lunch.

You can have your father's Palav.

Still holds the same taste.

Yeah. Sure. I'll come.

Hand this over.

[CHAOS BREAKS OUT]

Vacate this damn place!

- Move it!

[OVERLAPPED COMMOTION]

You...!

HEY!

Who the hell are you guys?!

Why are you destroying our businesses?

Sharada, call the police!

- Yeah.

- Hey!

We politely asked you

to vacate this place.

But did you bother to listen?

Hey!

Why the heck should we vacate?

We're running this

business with valid licenses.

How dare you resort to brute force

because you can't win in the court?!

We're staying put,

come what may!

Get lost!

- AY!

HEY!

Whoa!

SHANTI PALAV CORNER

This is supposedly a hotel.

And you, are a sad

excuse for a Master Chef!

Take your rotten Palav and Mosarubajji

and go sell it by a stinky sewer!

This is our place!

Why should we leave?

Listen, old man!

We've been polite

and you refuse to heed.

I'll give you ten days.

Drag your cart yourself

or load it on to a truck.

Do what you must.

If you don't...

We'll be carrying your corpse

loaded on to a mortuary van.

If it comes to that,

don't blame me.

Ten days.

Take care.

They'll descend to any low.

Why shouldn't we move

our carts elsewhere?

The business will

be the same anyway.

Ours is after all a push cart.

Push it half a

kilometre longer and...

Watch your stinky

mouth, scoundrel!

That pushcart enabled

me to give you this life.

Speaks nonsense!

Shanti and I have run our cart in

that very same location for 20 years.

Do you know how far people

travel to eat at our stall?

There's no way I'm vacating that spot.

Let them do whatever they want!

He abandoned the

responsibility of this house!

Should I take lessons from him?!

This thick head won't get it.

A wastrel!

I too have responsibility!

Tell me if you want

me gone, I'll be gone.

Junior Boss!

I thought I'll spend

some time with all of you.

Don't get riled up.

I'm getting out of here!

I'm serious!

Come on, Junior Boss.

Why do you have to leave?

This is your house.

Your father lost his cool.

Why are you getting

worked up about...?

Okay, I will stay!

But tell him not to provoke me.

Junior Boss, why don't you

find a solution for this?

You know influential people, right?

Apparently, he's a powerful goon.

Yeah. I'm aware!

Don't worry about it.

We'll figure something out.

Okay.

I'll pay you Fifteen

thousand rupees for this.

Sir, that's an antique item.

Belongs to the 'Oroccan Kin

- Zin Allahoudini Bin Ismile'

I got it melted, spent an additional

ten lakh rupees to get the implant done.

Did you go all the way to

Morocco to make a fool of yourself?

Here's the deal.

I can pay Two hundred

and fifty more for this.

Deal? If not, tell me...

I shall put it back.

Gucci.

- Wow.

Versace.

Balenciaga. Dior. Prada.

Balmain for my back pain.

Limited edition shoes.

Very costly.

I'll pay you Rs. 23,500.

Okay.

You made it.

I hope you'll pay me back.

Of course, I will.

I've saved that

money for my wedding.

I'll pay you back

before you find a bride.

Why do you require

the cash again?

Okay, bye.

Gosh! This guy's turned

my life into a nightmare!

[OVERLAPPING CELEBRATORY CRIES]

- What's happening?

- A game.

Who even calls this a game?

Sir, there's 3 lakh rupees in here.

I'll pay the remaining 7 lakh

rupees once the job's done.

I shall not delay paying. Promise.

What's the job, Mr. Manager c*m Husband?

It's a not big deal for you, Sir.

Just turn to the side

and show me your cheek.

I'll pretend to have slapped it.

[GROWLS IN ANGER]

Pretend like you're

apologising. That's it.

Boss, I thought our man was

having a bad day on that night.

Looks like this moron

lives for these bad days.

Disgusting!

- You're dead meat today!

He's mistaking me, Sir.

He's blowing it

out of proportions.

How do I explain this?

Mr. Red shirt?

Bend down, please?

Fin.

Boss, he's crossed the limits.

I'll finish him.

- Ay!

Finish him for what?

Massage my legs!

Poor manager's

here to do business.

This one's got no business sense.

Idiots!

Manager, your plan's brilliant.

Well...

Weren't you narrating the script?

Isn't it better if we

rehearse beforehand?

Sir, it's not a big deal at all.

- Really?

My wife and I...

We'll arrive in a car.

- Hold up!

Not here.

Where else, Sir?

JAGGU! JAGGU! [IN UNISON]

So, you were saying?

Go on.

Let me show you, Sir.

My wife and I...

We'll arrive in a car.

You...

While looking at me...

"Why did this dimwit come here?"

Throw a death stare at me!

Okay?

I'll be in my car.

I'll throw a stare back at ya.

And then I'll get

off the car, Sir.

[DOOR CLOSES]

I'll close the door.

"If you feel even the

slightest fear for your life..."

"Apologize to my

wife, you scoundrel!"

Ay!

Sir, that's the dialogue.

Don't take it personally.

- Oh.

And then your turn...

"Itching for some more

thrashing? as*h*le?"

AY!

That's your line, Sir.

Here. This is yours. Smoke.

- My dialogue, eh? Okay.

- And then I say...

"I'll show who's

about to get thrashed."

And then, I caress

your cheek like this.

Are you lathering my

cheek with shaving cream?

If you're slapping, make it real.

Slap me.

Okay then. My hand's

going to land on your like this.

[SARCASTIC LAUGHTER IN UNISON]

Manager, take a moment to

look at yourselves, and then at me.

Forget your wife, a slap like

this won't convince the public.

People want it to be realistic.

- Am I right or not?

- You're right!

That's right.

Hit me for real.

You're right.

Ooh! [IN UNISON]

Is this okay, Sir?

- Damn! This is good.

If this works, I'll block you

when you try to him me.

Go ahead. Hit me.

I'll block your hand and punch you!

My my!

What next?

So, you'll barge

from there to hit me.

You'll then find me in this stance.

- Come at me, Sir.

- Hold it.

Manager?

If you keep hitting me and

I keep taking the blows...

Won't your wife get suspicious?

Shouldn't I hit

back at least once?

- Correct, Sir.

- Right?

- Your moves.

- Okay.

Let's continue where we left it.

Now you'll try hitting me.

- Hit me now.

- I'll block you here.

Okay.

- Like this, Sir?

- Okay?

With this hand. Right here.

A single punch.

- Okay? Continue.

- Okay.

- I'll punch you. For real, Sir.

- Feel free.

Oh no. Our brother here folded!

Tch tch!

Was the punch too hard?

Sorry, Manager.

How can I not? Force of habit.

Okay then. Shall we continue?

- Gosh!

- What's wrong?

Sir...

Enough then.

You seem worn out.

Enough for today.

Manager...

You really had it all worked out.

But, there's one little concern.

If you want your job done...

Your offering, won't suffice.

Sir, I'll increase it by

5 more lakh rupees.

A total of 15 lakh

rupees. I promise.

Man, you just don't

seem to get my problem.

Money isn't my concern.

Ever since your wife

slapped me on the cheek...

There's a surge of

emotion in my heart.

When I close my eyes, I see her.

She appears in my dreams too.

This right here, is my problem.

You don't really

love her, do you?

You married her for

her money, didn't you?

You're a player!

Boy knows his game.

Let me make it clear.

I'll do anything for you.

Here's what I want.

Your heroine and I,

together for a night.

Don't!

You're overstepping your bounds.

This won't end well.

My my my! Check him out, guys!

Manager is now angry.

And now, we see the

husband revealing himself.

Dimwit, don't you think

I know what people

like you are capable

of doing for money?

Mister, I'm not asking

for something impossible.

My expectations are clear.

Your heroine. For a night.

She must sleep with me.

[SCREAMS IN ANGUISH]

SHE'S MY WIFE, YOU SCOUNDREL!

Man deserved it.

- All this to get thrashed.

- Left, right and center!

Junior Boss...

You're suffering a

great deal because of us.

Why did you have

to mess with them?

They're people

with zero moralities.

Tell him not to mess

with them again.

I very well know how to

deal with them in court.

Are you out of your mind?

How do you plan to beat him?

He's Jaggu. Not a boo-boo.

Jump and you won't even

make it to his shoulders.

How will you beat him?

Beat him, dude!

Die!

Die!

COME ON!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, let's go! Come on!

Who's that moron, Jaggu?

Frigging hell!

I've beaten the biggest to pulp.

He's got no clue how

deep our friendship goes.

By the way, did you get

a look at my new car?

- Which one?

- 'Audio' Q7, Mister.

Go ahead and book it for me.

Got any clue who our Boss is?

2 murders! 22 half-murders!

Born and brought up in a prison.

Threatening,

slicing, decapitating.

He'll do it all!

His name is...

COBRA!

Share the victim's

photo and address.

Consider your job done.

By the way. What's his name?

Erm...

Jaggu.

BROTHER! COBRA!

Brother, what's wrong?

Somebody get us some water!

BRING WATER!

Brother has fallen!

Brother Cobra has fallen!

BROTHER?!

Ambulance!

AMBULANCE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Did you learn nothing

from the thrashings?!

Moron!

Where did he get this

super strength from?

Brother, here's your coffee...

Amma, Siddu's not in the room.

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

Stop!

Do it!

What was that?!

[IN MALAYALAM]

Punch!

Don't grope!

Imagine your hand

is a speeding b*llet!

Ready to strike!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

Stop!

Show me.

One!

Two!

Stop!

What the heck was that?!

My dear, this ain't no dance class.

This is a Karate class.

What is this pose?

Do it.

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

Stop!

- Do it.

- One!

Two!

Stop!

I tell you something, and

you do something else!

What happened here?

Got an enemy?

Yep.

Then imagine punching your enemy.

Like the enemy is looking

at you and sirikkinundo!

Heh?!

Going crazy!

- You mean laughing?!

Yes. Laughing!

Imagine him and punch hard!

Start! One!

One! Two!

Punch! Punch!

Keep punching!

Punch! Punch!

[CONTINUES CHANTING]

Oh my Deity of Guruvayoorappa!

All I told you was to

imagine your enemy.

Not my wife's enemy.

Shekhara, start counting.

Ouch!

He's making us do

the same thing today?

We've been doing

the same since 8 days.

Go!

Parinithe!

One moment.

Sensei (Master).

I've mastered this already.

Teach me some

advanced techniques.

Because, I'm low on time.

A punch up and a punch down.

- Stuff like this?

- Get back to the basics.

Come, Parinithe!

Just a minute, kiddo.

You don't seem to get me.

I need to master Karate asap

and thrash someone, Sensei.

Think of a flying tornado.

Something of those sorts...?

Did you eat Chicken

the day you were born?

Pizza? Burger? No, right?

First, the basics.

Then comes the

advanced techniques.

Parinithe, come on!

Stop, dear.

Sensei...

My PE teacher taught

me the basics in school.

I stood in the front row and

performed them on the Annual day.

Teach me more.

Something powerful!

Something like this.

You learnt Karate basics from

your school PE master, didn't you?

Show me now.

How can I show you, Sensei?

Karthige!

Fight him and show me.

I want to see.

Fight him?

How can you say that?

With him?

"If I hurt him, his mother will turn up at

my house and create a scene, Sensei."

Don't kid around, Sensei.

Go on, Kid.

Let me worry about his mother.

Go ahead and fight.

This one's on you.

Don't blame me later.

Cutiepie!

Hajime!

[BEGIN]

[STUDENTS BURST INTO LAUGHTER]

Kiai! [BATTLE CRY]

How dare you swear at this age?

Is this what you

learned at home?

- Call your mother!

- What are you doing?

- He is swearing...

- That's a Karate cry!

This is the outcome of learning

Karate from your PE teacher.

Go ahead.

Karthige, make him bleed red!

[MURMURS TO SELF]

Leave him!

Let him go!

Kiai to you too!

The Karate cry!

Oh!

[MOUTHS A WHISTLE]

Kiai!

Ouch!

Oh my God!

ARGH!

From a PE teacher?

Karthik! Karthik!

[CROWD CHEERING]

That's how it's done!

Push him further!

Go on. Get up.

[CROWD CONTINUES TO CHEER]

Karthige!

Time for the legendary dragon kick!

Kiai!

[CROWD CONTINUES TO CHEER]

Did his advanced techniques help,

or do you need some of mine too?

Kiai to you too!

Show's over!

Back to practice!

O painful fate, why this endless doom?

O cruel fate, why cast such gloom?

O painful fate, why this endless doom?

O cruel fate, why cast such gloom?

Are these troubles never going to end?

Wont my fate ever give me a chance?

Ive now washed my hands with my tears

Has my life turned into a disaster?

Time is indeed your real foe

Sorrow is your ultimate

friend, who wont it let go?

But, O joy, my dear old

friend, why did you vanish?

Bearing the burden of endless strife

Who truly knows

about your troubled life ?

With the thunderbolt striking hard

Where will this poor soul seek shelter?

Bearing the burden of endless strife

Who truly knows

about your troubled life ?

With the thunderbolt striking hard

Where will this poor soul seek shelter?

Time is indeed your real foe

Sorrow is your ultimate

friend, who wont it let go?

But, O joy, my dear old

friend, why did you vanish?

Time is indeed your real foe

Sorrow is your ultimate

friend, who wont it let go?

But, O joy, my dear old

friend, why did you vanish?

Junior Boss...

Your father left

early to get the ration.

Can you please drop her to school?

Doesn't the school bus take her?

Let her take the bus.

I'm not taking a bus.

I heard Attige is divorcing you?

Who told you?

I read it in the

movie gossip column.

'A crack in Vidya's marital life!'

'Sandalwood beauty

spotted at the family court'

Those were the words.

That's why it's called a 'gossip'.

They keep relaying

it as 'Breaking News'.

There's nothing

broken to be found.

- That's about it.

- Stop right here!

What's wrong?

Don't take this road.

- Let's take the other one.

- But why?

Isn't this the shortcut

to your school?

This road's filled with g*ons

who tease me inappropriately.

They once tried to touch me.

That's why Appa

doesn't take this road.

Okay then. We'll

take the other road.

Stop! Right here!

What is it now?

It's fair to be scared

when I'm with Appa.

Why should I fear

where you're here?

You know Karate,

don't you? Let's go!

Let's bash those rogues

and teach them a lesson!

Am I their teacher to

give them a lesson?

If I'm late, my Karate

master will thrash me.

Just come along.

God knows what Karate

your master's teaching.

You're scared to beat up little kids.

Little kids?

Yes. Little kids.

They tease girls and

loaf around the streets.

Let's go then!

Time to teach them a lesson!

Aren't they answerable

to anyone at home?!

Now that's like my brother!

Steer the bike!

Dude, look over there!

An onion on their heads,

garlic on their bodies.

Bro, look there!

Didn't you say something

about little kids?

They're younger

than you, aren't they?

Okay. You go ahead.

Quit looking at me

and check that out.

Your babe's here.

My my my!

What's up, Rashu darling?

You've been missing.

Where were you gone?

Just because we tease her, she's

apparently taking the other route, dude.

Is that true, darling?

Are we such bad men?

Stop right there!

HEY!

Behind every quiet schoolgirl, there's

a violent brother waiting in the shadows!

All of you need to be

tamed while there's still time.

Otherwise you'll

turn into Jaggus!

You there!

Who in the heck is this Bruise Lee?

Getting all hyped up!

- Let me turn him into Loose Lee.

- Don't!

Not you!

I was talkin' to you.

Thrash him dude!

- Grab him!

- Pass him to us!

- Throw a punch dude!

- Give him another!

- Hit him, dude!

- Thrash him, bro!

- Hit him!

- That's like it!

Grab him!

Punch him!

Thinks he can get c*ck with us!

Have it.

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

Who the heck are you guys?

Why are you doing this?! Stop it!

Aren't you my heroine's

manager c*m husband?

My my!

What happened to those

Goldie-locks on your head?

Looks like it was all a sham!

No wonder it faded away.

Are you here to

eat some Chitranna?

This is my father's cart.

Don't.

Your father?

Old man, is he your son?

The last time I met you, you were

shining like a gold mine, weren't you?

What went wrong today?

Old man, your son's a smart a*s!

Not only did he woo someone,

he wooed a bombshell.

- How's my heroine doing?

- Ay!

Even if I end up dying, I'm not

moving an inch from this spot.

Do your worst, you mongrel!

Appa!

My dear!

I gave you ten days

to fix this, didn't I?

How dare you lay

your hands on me?

Don't take it to heart, dude.

We'll do something.

Don't be afraid.

I'll always be your

shoulder to lean on.

Dude!

You let me lean

on your shoulder.

Yet, here I am, sitting on

your head, pissing all over you.

Haven't your learnt your lesson, yet?

Idiot!

You are an idiot.

Watch me and learn.

When I was supposed

to be supportive to Appa.

I abandoned them.

Why?

Because I was greedy for home.

With money in

front of my eyes...

I turned blink to Vidya's love.

I cheated her.

I cheated Vidya.

I sold out everyone

who trusted me, in bulk!

Yet, you wish to stand by me?

Where are you?

You are a useless mechanic

in that pile of scrap garage!

You're wearing a

cheap 100 rupee t-shirt.

And are drinking cheap

booze at a local bar.

So much for being with me.

Quit talking nonsense.

Quit babbling.

Things will get better.

Nothing will.

As long as I'm

here, nothing will be.

I shouldn't be here.

Yeah.

I shouldn't be here. [MUTTERS]

A wise person once told me.

God knocks us down

when we close our eyes but

holds our hand when we

open them in repentance.

You're repenting your mistake.

Irrespective of which

town or bar you're in,

God will appear in some form...

And hold your hand.

He will for sure.

Now open your mouth and go, "Ah!".

The booze has

reached your throat.

Enough for tonight.

Stay in the side lane!

- What's happening?

- Move aside, pigtail!

Dude!

Who the hell is he?

- Who's this nerd?

- Make way, Uncle.

Throw him out!

Sir, I didn't do anything.

- They pushed me.

- Hey!

Don't worry, Sir.

I will get you a drink, Sir.

[g*ons] How many

times should I call you?

[g*ons] We're in a local bar.

[g*ons] At least buy

me something here.

Guys, order your booze.

Yo, buddy!

Who is this guy?

Dammit!

Are you here to die?

Are you here to

die, you moron?!

Dude! This guy's a lunatic!

Dude, if you think you're crazy, we'll

show you how much crazier we can get.

Wanna see?

Dude!

What happened to him, Dude?

What kind of a punch was that?

Get up, guys!

- Get up, Guys!

- Who is he?

No one knows who he

is or where he came from.

Seeing the tattoo on his hand...

People call him 'Anakonda'.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

He hit our man!

We shouldn't spare him!

AY!

You will have it now!

Dude, who is this guy?

He's grating them like cheese.

Come on! Come at me!

Dude, what are you going?

Didn't you say it yourself?

That God will arrive.

Look, he's here.

Come on now.

God?!

Sir?

He's breathing, right?

He's still alive.

- Where is he?

- He left.

Don't even think

about following him.

Bloody rats!

You eat my food?

I eat you!

"Stay away from him!

If he spots you, you're dead!"

Watching him feels like

watching my own death.

Before the madman

spots us, let's run away.

We'll be fine.

Dude.

Let me get some liquid

courage to face this!

Always works!

Dude?

Good Lord!

Bloody rats!

You think I'll spare them for hoodwinking

me and stealing my food at home?

Those who stole...

And those who came to steal.

I'll roast you both and devour you.

Sir, hold on. We're no thieves.

We're not here to steal.

What's there to steal anyway?

Dude, tell him!

You're mistaken, Sir.

We're not here to steal.

We saw your bar fight

and came to learn from you.

- You're not here to steal iron?

- No, Sir. [IN UNISON]

We're here to

learn how to fight.

Booze and brawls are all I know.

I don't know how to teach.

If you ever show up here

again asking about a fight...

- I'll roast you both and feast on you!

- Thank you, Sir.

What's wrong? Let's run

before his mood shifts.

Dude, come on!

Are you out of your mind?

He will barbecue us.

Don't do this, Dude.

We came here

trusting only you, Sir.

Don't refuse, please.

Lord help us!

Hit me, Sir.

Go on hit me and end it

The day that goon dishonoured

my wife right in front of me,

I died that very day.

The day my father was humiliated

was the day of my funeral.

Since then, I've been a coward.

I've been living like a coward.

Every day, I die, facing

my cowardly reflection.

But yesterday, when I

saw you fight in the bar...

For the first time, this

dead man saw hope.

I believed that if you can train

me, I can take down anyone.

Teach me, Sir.

Please?

Teach me to fight.

Dude!

You tried striking an emotional chord, but

this cold-hearted man remains unaffected.

I know how to strike his chord.

Excuse me, Sir?

Please accept.

Enjoy your drink.

Drink it all.

Sir, we helped your quenched

your thirst with expensive booze.

Now please do the needful

by teaching him how to fight.

Fight?

I'll teach him.

- Are you ready?

- Ready, Sir.

Lesson number 1.

Always be ready to fight.

Okay. Ready, Sir!

Don't shut your eyes

when your opponent strikes.

God! No!

What was this lesson about?

Lesson number 3.

Don't let your opponent

distract you and break your focus.

This was a lot for the

booze you gave me.

Leave.

Sir, teach him every day

and a bottle will keep coming.

A big one!

Come back tomorrow.

You too.

- With the bottle.

- Okay, Sir.

Catch!

Lilliput!

Are you ready to learn to fight?

Ready, sir.

Focus!

Focus!

Focus!

You're not ready.

Sir, I'm ready.

Run!

He wants you to run a lap.

Without slippers!

Run!

Dude!

Today's training is done.

- Leave.

- Thank God!

I thought he'd turn you into Bruce Lee,

but he's making you sprint like Usain Bolt.

Come on. Prepare for a race.

Good morning, sir.

Not only are we borrowing

loans to buy booze...

We're also the

ones working here.

Does this guy even look

like a martial arts fighter?

I can't do it any more.

I can't.

Get the hell up!

What did you say?

You were burning with eagerness

to fight and crush someone!

What happened to words

like 'shame' and 'fury'?

Three rounds in three days was all

it took for the courage to fade away?

Didn't you say you couldn't

face your cowardly reflection?

Look again!

You've only seen

me fight people.

But do you've any idea how much I've

persevered to master the techniques?

Heroes aren't born overnight.

Go.

Leave!

Good job.

The bottle's finished.

So is your training.

Let's go.

Hey!

The training is not done yet.

Fear no wall;

Make the mighty fall

Don't fear the waves, the fall;

Swim and beat them all

The spark in you today will

erupt like a volcano tomorrow

Within you is a fierce spirit; if

they try to crush it, burn them to ash

Bleed in the mud

Stand your ground; fight on

Brave the storm,

take the thunderbolt

Be the stone

that feels no jolt

Amidst the sacrificial lambs.

don't lay out your head on the stand

Hold it high

Ram into their necks

to watch them fall

Defeat may strike

the brave and bold

But victory waits

beyond the cold

You've got it in

you to win and roar

Trust yourself, the

b*ttlefield is yours

Let go!

Let frigging go

of your Fear

Release! Unleash!

The damn Fire

The rock that survives

a thousand blows

Crumbles to water

and roots that grow

Life is a waiting game

The crown goes

to those who stay

Keep fighting for

what's true and right

Defeat may strike

the brave and bold

But victory waits

beyond the cold

You've got it in

you to win and roar

Trust yourself, the

b*ttlefield is yours

Let go!

Let frigging go

of your Fear

Release! Unleash!

The damn Fire

Let go!

Let frigging go

of your Fear

Vidya.

Vidya, wait a minute.

Vidya, you...

You are a very

good person, Vidya.

I couldn't be a good

husband to you.

It's true that I betrayed you.

But my love for you wasn't a lie.

But now...

Only after I went far away from you,

did I realise how much I loved you.

Vidya, I didn't come here...

To apologise, or show you that I've

changed or promise to change in the future.

I lost your trust long ago.

I don't even deserve

your forgiveness.

Vidya, I...

I don't deserve you, Vidya.

No matter where you are...

No matter who you're with,

I want you to be happy.

That is all I want.

You can go now.

Whatever you said

was right, Siddu.

You never kept my trust

You certainly don't

deserve my forgiveness.

Every girl expects the man she

loves to protect her and her dignity.

But you're not that man.

You don't really have to beat

the villain to become a hero.

This girl who trusts him...?

All the man needs to

do, is keep her trust.

He is a real hero.

Have you lost it?!

Sitting in the

middle of the road?!

Do you know how worried

Amma is, that you're missing?

Amma?

Finally, you accepted her!

Okay. Let's go home.

I'll come.

You leave.

I'm not going anywhere.

I've been away enough.

Away from you, away from Amma...

From Rashmi, and Vidya...

Okay. Let's go now.

APPA!

After your mother died...

I had no place to live.

I was jobless and distraught.

It was your Appa who

gave me a place to live.

He also gave me a job.

To avoid anyone speaking ill of us...

He gave me a new

life through marriage.

He lived for

self-respect and pride.

But when he lost that...

He died that very day.

NARENDAR PANI PURI CENTER

HUNGER FOODS

AMERICAN SWEET CORN

Give me a minute.

Jaggu!

HEY!

Squash these pests!

Beat them so badly, they

should be unrecognizable!

[MEN SCREAM IN UNISON]

Jaggu!

Jaggu, you like fighting, right?

Fight me.

If you win, we will

vacate this place.

But if you lose...

You and your men should

never show your faces here again.

Get lost!

Tear them apart!

I'm supposed to fight him.

- Get lost from here!

HEY! [IN UNISON]

- Stop!

Not now!

Get involved when it's

time to move his corpse.

Come at me! You son of a g*n!

The blows I land on you today...

Shall bring tears of blood

to those who witness.

With every punch I land...

Your soul will beg you

for mercy, so it can escape!

Come at me!

Wanna fight me?

Come. Come at me!

Come on!

AY!

Hit him!

k*ll him!

Punch him!

Boss, hit him hard!

Smash him!

Punch him, Boss!

- Go for it, Boss.

- Smack him!

Punch the living

daylights out of him!

Break his face, Boss!

Sir!

Sir!

Siddu's fighting.

Sir!

This is his w*r.

He should fight it alone.

- Let him fight. Go!

- Sir?

Junior Boss!

God! No!

Junior Boss!

How about here?

I can't.

You don't always need

to strike the tower to ruin it.

You only have to rattle the pillar.

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

[INDISTINCT SCREAMS]

Oh no!

SIDDU!

Kavya never believed when I

told her that you were my Attige.

You should've

seen her face today!

She was charred

black with jealousy.

Did that make you happy?

Extremely happy.

[EVE-TEASERS] We're happy too.

Because we got a

close look of a heroine.

Madam, you're sexy to look at!

Which one's your next movie?

Bro, have you seen how she swivels

her waist in that 'Madanaari' song?

Watching it makes my head spin!

You moron!

- Siddhu!

Why stop? Go on.

Bruise Lee.

More like Bruise flees.

- Get lost, dude!

- Show me your stance!

Rashmi, you like

Ice cream, right?

Let me buy you one.

- Just a minute.

I think I forgot my bike keys.

I'll be back.

My brother is always like this.

Always forgetting

something or the other.