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Honest Candidate, The (2024)

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Honest Candidate, The (2024)

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[tropical music]

Man: I am Tonatiuh Prez Prieto.

Tona.

And this is where it all began,

in the small town of Catemaco,

surrounded by my family,

the traditions

and the joy of being poor.

At the age of six

I lost my parents

due to a tragic accident

at the fairgrounds.

Then, my life changed.

I was left an orphan

in the care of my granny

who taught me

the values of respect,

love for others, and honesty.

We didn't have much money,

so I would go out into

the streets

to sell marzipans

and I saved for my jarocha harp.

I loved to bring culture

to the people of my town.

That kid was a hard worker,

very tough.

He used to help the old ladies

with their errand bags.

Tona: That's how I fulfilled

my first dream:

To be a bus driver's assistant.

There's still room,

come on up, come on up!

One Christmas,

we collected money from

the fellows at the bus station

to buy him a roller racer,

but Tona was so kindhearted

that he dismantled it

to turn it into a cart

to help his grandmother

because of the terrible

varicose veins

that wouldn't let her walk.

Tona: With the help of

the people and God,

I managed to get my first job

to drive my own bus.

As a driver,

I experienced labor injustice

firsthand

and formed the first transport

workers' union

in the Gulf of Mexico.

I dedicated myself to

help my people in Veracruz

at all costs,

fighting against the movement's

number one enemy:

the corrupt and the dishonest.

Now with my party, the PTTT,

I've been fighting

for social welfare

for over 20 years.

Supporters: Tona, Tona!

I am the candidate that Mexico

was waiting for.

My colors are work and honesty.

Uruchurtu, Bella, Vale, Oliver!

Come!

As a team and as a family,

we are going to make it!

I am someone just like you.

Tona, won't give up on you.

Let's go hard

for a better future!

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

That is bullshit.

That man was honest.

He was a real man of the people.

Look.

How did he come to that?

Listen, us journalists

have to be completely neutral.

Whether we like it or not,

the man has charisma,

a humble origin

and that is a political asset.

I liked his wife who died

much better.

What was her name?

Ah, Amanda!

Lawyer, intelligent,

defender of social causes.

It's a pity she passed away,

she truly was his inspiration!

Unlike the wife he has now,

who is only interested in money,

fame, the media...

Hold on, hold on,

that's not important, Medrano.

What's important is to know

who's going to cover

Tona's campaign closing.

Don't f*cking look at me.

I've already done enough.

I don't think

there's a serious journalist

who will listen to a man

that has become a swindler.

I will.

Sorry, what was your name again?

Joaqun, she's the new girl,

Diana Ochoa.

I do believe Tona.

Many people are very prejudiced

against him,

but he is not

like other politicians.

He doesn't speak the same way,

he comes from below,

he was an orphan,

he was left

without opportunities

like many of the children

in this country,

and he still got ahead.

Oh, for f*ck's sake!

Did you hear about

the roller racer?

Come on!

I think there's still a lot

of that Tona we all knew.

So that's that!

You're in charge

of Tona's campaign closing.

Very well!

Everybody get to work.

Oh, and I am Diana Ordoez.

[supporters cheer]

I will see for your health!

Because the most

important for me

are the children

and their education.

I'm going to pave

your street, huh?

[supporters cheer]

Tona: Does everybody have

your food care packages?

I'll see to the poor

before anyone else!

I'll see to the businessmen

before anyone else! Cheers!

Supporters: Cheers!

Shalom to the whole community.

Lejaim!

I'm a feminist

because I had a mother,

I have a wife

and I have a daughter!

[silence]

I will always support

the traditional family

and fight against debauchery.

Love is love,

long live diversity!

Yes, let's go hard with Tona!

[supporters cheer]

[Los Amigos Invisibles plays

"Mentiras"]

SPECIALTY HOSPITAL

supporters: Tona, Tona, Tona!

[supporters cheer]

Tona: Thank you!

Get a little sadder, please.

Yeah, more...

Join us.

[camera flash]

Women: This is your fight!

This is your fight!

[hums "Hava Nagila"]

[Los Amigos Invisibles plays

"Mentiras"]

[cheer]

Tona! Tona! Tona!

Supporters: Tona! Tona! Tona!

[music continues]

[supporters cheer]

This is your "to nation."

[music continues]

Buddy!

Tona!

[supporters cheer]

Tona!

Tona!

Buddy!

Buddy!

Supporters: Tona, Tona, Tona!

Host:

The presidential campaign is

in its final stretch

and will end with the debate

between Victoria Surez

and Tonatiuh Prez Prieto.

The brilliant candidate

for the PTTthat nobody saw coming

and today leads all the polls.

Hell yeah!

[supporters cheer]

Tona is just

the dolphin we needed.

He fulfills everything

in the market studies.

With all the targets.

Social fighter, humble origin,

someone

the people identify with.

[in English]

I love that m*therf*cker!

Tona, baby, I love you!

[giggles]

What do you think of Nazario?

He think he's so cool.

He can't even smile

because of all the Botox he has.

He's a powerful businessman

playing politics

who thinks he's using me,

but I am the one using him.

Victoria: I have to recognize

that Tona came from the bottom,

but we must not forget that I...

as I've showed everyone,

I am a woman,

and I hope this will be

a clean race...

Oh, sit down, lady!

Look at her

mingling with the masses,

shaking hands with everyone!

And she even brings alcohol

to disinfect herself, man.

Victoria: I really believe

that we must not forget

that candidate Prez Prieto

has serious accusations

of corruption hanging over him.

Enough of that,

because today we are here

celebrating that we are running

a great campaign

and that we are ahead

in the polls!

Because nobody believed in us

and today we are one step away

from the presidency!

Hell, yes! Hell, no!

Why the f*ck no?

Have you seen Bella?

Hell, yes! Hell, no!

Why the f*ck no?

Uruchurtu: There she is!

The future first lady of Mexico!

- You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

Exclusive design, Uru.

Uruchurtu: You're missing...

You, the UNAM intern.

Come here,

lend us your earrings!

Put them on.

Why do the parties want us

to look like handicrafts?

Well, a little bit of folklore,

to connect with the people.

Come on! Don't argue with me.

Thank you.

Supporters: Tona, Tona,

won't give up on you.

Tona!

Tona, Tona, won't give up on you

Tona!

[supporters cheer]

Uruchurtu: What are you doing?

A video for my TikTok.

I'm going to do

the Tona Challenge

to go viral with all the kids.

That's very fashionable

right now, right?

My daughter is on it all day.

- Uruchurtu: Oh, okay.

- Bella!

Thanks.

You, too!

Alright, shall we?

The press is already outside.

Yes.

Let's go.

Do I seem drunk?

No...

Did you learn your speech?

Of course I did, let's see:

A candidate of the people

who comes from below,

businessmen, rich, poor...

I love you, Mexico!

Honesty and all that stuff.

- You're a f*cking genius.

- Right?

I'm ready!

You'd better wait for us here.

I am the candidate, honey.

Come on, leave this.

Will you hold it?

I'm deeply sorry.

- Thank you.

- No sh*t!

[cumbia music]

- Tona! Tona! Tona!

- Thank you, thank you!

Thank you, thank you!

Supporters: Tona, Tona!

A selfie.

Thank you,

I really appreciate it!

Thank you.

I'm only going to

tell you one thing.

We are going to win!

[cheer]

Let's go hard...

supporters: For a better future!

You're going to have money,

you're going to have money,

you're going to have money,

we're all going to have money!

Well, everyone but me.

That's for sure.

Do you see yourself

as the next president?

All in good time, mate.

We still have to

close the campaigns

Well, that's if the candidate

arrives on her bicycle,

see, she is already old

and can hurt her knees.

Dr. Surez says you are corrupt

and dishonest,

what do you answer to that?

You have to turn

a blind eye to it.

Candidate,

how do you plan to face

the corruption accusations

against you?

Tona! Tona! Tona!

Man 2: Tona!

Tona! Buddy!

Don't you remember me?

Who is that? Do you know him?

I don't know,

but you know the drill.

You become famous

and you get buddies everywhere.

This is power.

Thank you all very much,

the candidate is going to take

a few days off

before the debate

in a modest retirement center.

Thank you all very much.

Tona for president!

Tona, Tona, won't give up on you

Tona!

Tona, Tona, won't give up on you

Tona!

[helicopter propellers]

[political campaign jingle]

Come on, Tonatiuh Prez Prieto.

He'll always support people

Jarocho from the mountains

From dawn to dusk he works

Bringing wellness

And concerned

About the people

He knows about hunger

And he won't get cold feet

So, let's go all together!

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

[music fades]

Tona: Hello there!

It must be exhausting to be

the wife of a candidate.

"Tona's candidacy at risk."

Can you explain to me

what this is all about?

It's nothing.

Oh, come on. That's how it is.

They're slagging me off

because I'm ahead in the polls.

That you have received

a lot of money

from several governors

for your campaign.

No! That's a lie.

Money from programs

to help the poor.

b*stards, they know no limits!

But you knew perfectly well

where that money came from!

Bella, do you think I'm going

to receive money

from the governors?

They're assholes.

There are two

I don't even talk to.

In politics there are

so many scumbags.

They take money from the poor

and then spend it

on excessive luxuries.

They are shameless.

Sir, the Corvette you bought

just arrived.

[cheeky music]

That was a gift from the people.

Manservant: Yes, sir.

Excuse me.

[glasses clink]

Alright, alright, alright.

I don't want to know anything,

but don't ruin my dream.

Cannonball!

[boy screams excitedly]

[water splash]

Oh, how cute!

[imitates car engine]

[cheeky music]

[imitates car engine]

You're stealing again.

Right?

No way!

The party gave it to me.

Vale!

Vale!

Vale!

See, everyone's life

will change from now on,

but it will be for the better.

So I need your support

as a daughter, as a family

so we can all have

a better future.

Are you serious?

Are you giving me a speech

to vote for you?

Tona: Of course not.

Victoria has feminist ideas

and also supports ecology.

So do I! That car is a hybrid.

I'll lend it to you

whenever you want.

You've become

a privileged person, Dad.

You're just like your mom.

Don't mess with my mom.

If she could see

what you've become,

I'm sure she'd die

all over again.

Vale, why are you

doing this to me?

What did I do to you? I mean,

are you that ashamed of me?

It's not shame.

It's pity, Dad.

I'm doing all this

for you, okay?

You're the most important thing

in my life.

And I don't want you

to lack anything, unlike me.

Are you serious? Are you going

to blackmail me emotionally?

No, I'm not blackmailing you.

You know I was an orphan

and from a very young age

I had to go out on my own.

I was nobody, Vale.

And now I'm going to be somebody

and I would love for you

to be with me.

And I would have loved for you

to have been with me

all those years, Dad,

and that you hadn't been working

all the time.

So, according to you,

I don't work.

Work was what you did

with my mother.

Vale: Listen to the lower class,

understand their needs,

be with them side by side, Dad.

Not pandering to people

who don't care about you

and don't even know you,

and who are only interested

in power and money.

[soft music]

See?

Team Victoria, Dad.

[music continues]

[door closes]

[dice roll]

- Two to one.

- I'm going to beat you!

No. With my luck right now,

nobody can beat me.

Check this out.

Meh!

Tona: Voil!

Are you ready for magic?

Show me.

[dice roll]

[giggles]

- One more time?

- Alright.

But blow it out,

there goes the magic.

Double six again?

How did you do it?

Give it a try.

But blow it out,

there's the trick!

[dice roll]

Double six!

Tona: Amazing, right?

[dice roll]

Double six!

[phone rings]

BUDDY RAL

[dice roll]

- You like it, don't you?

- Yeah.

Another double six.

I protest to keep and uphold

the Political Constitution

of the United Mexican States

and to perform loyally

and patriotically

the office of President

of the Republic

that the people

have conferred on me.

[cheers]

[motivational music]

Hell, yeah! Just look at you.

Handsome,

successful.

Don't be afraid of success, man.

[giggles]

You deserve it, Tonatiuh.

You deserve it.

"A picture, a picture,

Mr. President!"

Bella: Tona!

It's from Catemaco.

Your grandma is very ill.

Hello?

[helicopter runs]

[door closes]

[helicopter runs]

[soft music]

Excuse me.

[pray]

Aunt, how is my grandma doing?

Come in and say goodbye,

sweetheart.

[music continues]

Woman 2: Tonatiuh!

[hard breathing]

It's you!

Tona: Granny Toa!

Come closer, my darling.

I'm here, Granny Toa.

Come a little closer, sweetie.

Closer.

[groans]

You're a b*stard!

Liar, dishonest, corrupt,

just like all the politicians!

But, Granny Toa...

Aren't you glad for me?

I'm going to be

the next president of Mexico!

I didn't want any f*cking

grandchild president.

Listen to me, Tonatiuh

Galacin Prez Prieto.

If you really want me

to leave in peace,

please promise to me

that you're going to be honest

and you're not

going to tell lies

from now on!

Damn, Granny Toa.

How can I be honest

and not tell lies

if I am a politician?

Swear it, idiot!

I can't, Granny Toa,

the thing is

they'll eat me alive.

[hard breathing]

For the last time...

swear to me that you

will be honest!

I...

swear...

to...

you...

Granny Toa...

Granny Toa.

Swear it to me, idiot!

Swear to me

you're going to be honest!

You know I can't, Granny Toa.

Toa: Then...

I'll have to...

[speaks foreign language]

Granny Toa.

Granny Toa.

No, Granny Toa...

Granny Toa...

[speaks foreign language]

[door opens]

[voice speaks foreign language]

- Uruchurtu?

- Uruchurtu: Yeah?

I have bad news.

My grandma died.

Uruchurtu: I'm really sorry.

Yes, I'm sure you must be

very sorry,

you f*ck hypocrite.

[gust of wind]

Uruchurtu: What?

Uruchurtu: What?

No, no, it's nothing.

I'll give you the information.

[military music]

I protest to steal and violate

the Constitution,

to break the laws and get rich

at the expense of my country.

[music ends]

You don't deserve

a f*cking thing, Tonatiuh!

You betrayed your principles.

You don't care about the people.

Corrupt!

Bella: Good morning, Tonatiuh.

How does the next president

of Mexico feel this morning?

Swollen.

Depressed.

And wanting to be anywhere else

but here with you.

God, no!

You don't know what it took me

to find this outfit.

It's not every day

you're interviewed

on Good Morning Joy.

But, honestly.

How do I look?

Fat.

What's wrong with you, as*h*le?

Do you have colitis

or is that your regular belly?

What's wrong with you, idiot?

What are you doing?

I just got Botox!

Oh, no wonder you looked weird.

What else have you had done?

What else have you had done,

you little f*ck?

Hair grafts,

p*nis jobs,

and a**l bleaching.

[cheeky music]

Gross!

- Ready, candidate.

- Thanks.

"Fat?" "Regular belly?"

Holy sh*t.

Why did you tell her that?

I don't know.

I don't understand it either.

You didn't brush your teeth,

did you?

We did a great job

picking that suit.

You look very presidential.

And I'm not even wearing

any underwear.

I haven't worn any in 15 years.

I love going bareback.

This coffee tastes awful!

But it's the coffee

I bring you every day.

And I hate it every day.

I appreciate

your kindness, though.

Just because I'm going to

be president, butt-kisser!

[cheeky music]

Somebody woke up on

the wrong side of the bed, huh?

Look, I get it, Tona.

It's a lot of pressure,

but let's go over it again.

It's the most important

morning show in all of TV.

It's live, we can't screw it up.

You need to look like a great

family man, a great husband,

an upstanding man of values.

Ladies are suckers

for that stuff.

What do you think?

I think you're a lying jerk

and I'm sure you're g*y.

Woman 3: Are you ready?

You're on in five minutes.

Thank you.

Hosts 2: Good morning.

- Good morning joy.

- How are you?

- Welcome. You two look amazing.

- Thanks.

Have a seat.

Feel at home.

Do you know you're the couple

of the moment?

You look like you've been

married for a lifetime.

Right?

Well, it's only been two years.

They've been

the happiest years of my life.

I have to confess

I'm a huge fan of the show!

I never miss it.

Besides, I've always dreamed

of hosting this show.

- Right, honey?

- Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks.

Candidate.

I want to tell you

that I admire you very much.

Your political ascent

is wonderful,

and nobody gave a penny for you.

I can relate because I also

started from the bottom.

From the bottom of whom?

Excuse me?

What's wrong with you?

Five, four, three, two...

[TV show intro music]

Thank you for staying tuned

on Good Morning Joy.

I'm sorry to inform you

that the interview we had

with candidate

Tonatiuh Prez Prieto

had to be cancelled

at the last minute

due to scheduling problems.

Now we go to

the weather forecast!

Will you stop it?

I love the weather babe!

Hey, cutie pie!

Woman 4: Good morning joy.

Let's continue

with the weather forecast.

Heavy rains are approaching

in the north of Tamaulipas,

Zacatecas and Chihuahua,

so don't forget to carry

your umbrella.

What are you doing, as*h*le?

You're f*cking up terribly!

You're an idiot!

What was that Tonatiuh?

What did you do?

I don't know

what's wrong with me.

I swear, I open my mouth

and it all comes out.

I think something and I say it.

I have no filter.

Alright, Tona, relax.

I've had worse candidates:

drunks, sex scandals,

and one who was a real as*h*le.

What do we do, Uruchurtu?

I can't control myself.

We are f*cked!

Are you on drugs or what?

Not today.

Okay, okay, okay.

Then we are fine.

It's stress,

it's perfectly normal.

Okay, look.

- Take two of these.

- OK.

They'll relax you.

We have a very busy schedule.

I don't want to cancel anything,

and above all,

I don't want any surprises.

Someone told me

they saw you leaving a g*y club

and I told everybody.

Yes, Uruchurtu.

There's a rumor going around

that you're g*y,

and I started it.

Oh, no sh*t!

[cheeky music]

Look, we'll accept you.

You just have to

accept yourself.

Damn.

[exhales]

[door opens]

[door closes]

Uruchurtu: Tona, Tona, wake up.

We are here.

Where?

Uruchurtu: The Congress.

The Congress?

- Why?

- Nazario's orders.

You have to appear

before the PTTT deputies

to clear up

the corruption scandal.

Oh no, and it has to be today?

- Can't it be rescheduled?

- No, it can't, it's a priority.

Besides, look at this Tona.

Hashtag LordWeather.

I love the weather babe!

Hey, cutie pie!

You are a trending topic

in all the socials.

They told me that there are

several journalists there.

Tona: f*ck!

Just keep quiet,

don't say anything

and go straight to the Congress,

okay?

Let's go.

[journalists speak at once]

No, no, no, no, no!

Uruchurtu: Please.

Uruchurtu:

Please, no, it's dangerous...

Candidate, candidate, candidate!

Candidate, is it true

that you received money

from the governors

for your campaign?

Do you have anything

to say about it?

Yes.

You do?

What do you have to say?

I did receive money,

and not just from the governors.

I know no limits. I'm corrupt!

Uruchurtu: Let's go, candidate.

And I just bought

a very cool Corvette.

And this watch that cost

100 thousand dollars.

What you say is true?

And a penthouse in the west side

to meet my lovers.

No, candidate, please, let's go.

Please, candidate.

The candidate will be answering

more questions later, thank you.

- Did you get it?

- Yeah, look.

[door closes]

What the hell

was that, Tonatiuh?

I don't know,

I swear I try but I can't.

I can't tell a single lie,

everything I do and everything

I say is honest.

Now it turns out you had

an honesty attack?

That's bullshit, I told you

it's just stress.

You don't get it, Uruchurtu.

I want to shut up but I can't.

It's like I'm possessed.

But you won't understand

because you are an idiot.

Excuse me?

See I cannot lie?

[cheeky music]

I'm sure it was

my grandmother Toa

when I went to see her

on her deathbed.

I'm sure she put

a little curse on me.

Uruchurtu: Now it turns out

your grandmother was a witch.

And one of the best in Catemaco.

Witchcraft doesn't exist,

it's all bullshit.

Bullshit, you say?

I'll prove it to you.

Come here, sit down.

Look.

You and Nazario have me

under investigation everywhere.

OK? I know you have

my phones tapped.

Don't play dumb, you even know

what my farts smell like.

You know things that

I would never confide in anyone.

Ask me anything,

come on.

Where do you go

every Wednesday afternoon

when you tell your

wife you're going to

the secretariat's office?

With my mistress.

Lupe, the Dominatrix.

I love it when she melts wax

in my navel

and squeezes my n*pples

and does like this

with her little finger.

[opera music]

Do you believe me now?

I'll see if I can reschedule

the appearance

with the deputies.

Thanks, Uruchurtu.

I owe you one.

In the worst f*cking moment.

- I'll take this with me.

- Yeah, yeah, take it.

Please don't leave this room,

don't talk to anyone,

what am I going to tell Nazario?

- No, sir. No, sir.

- Don't open the door to anybody.

To anybody, to anybody.

Uruchurtu, I'm Diana Ordoez,

from La Verdad newspaper.

Good afternoon.

I'd like an interview

with Mr. Prez Prieto.

We are not giving interviews

right now.

But it would be

an opportunity for him

to give his version

of the accusations

and his very strange behavior.

Listen,

the candidate is very stressed

by the campaign.

That's all, nothing's going on.

Yes, nevertheless,

I'd like to hear his version.

- No, no.

- It's only ten minutes.

- It would help to clarify...

- Don't insist, Dianita.

[knock on the door]

Woman 5: Tona...

Why did you lock the door?

You know I have keys.

What did you put in your mouth?

Oh, you pig!

Is this another one

of your little erotic games?

You pervert, let's play.

[screams]

Do you want me to bring

my muzzle too?

- What do you want me to do?

- Nothing, nothing.

Did you like the other day?

- Wait. Oh, God.

- You did like it, didn't you?

I can't if I don't take

two Viagra pills.

What?

It's only with you,

I don't like you anymore.

What did you say?

I was thinking of dumping you

for a girl hotter than you.

What?

Besides, you never made

the move I like.

Woman 5: Son of a...

[pants]

- Son of a... You'll see.

- Tona: God, no!

Woman 5: I'm going to get you.

Woman 5:

Where are you, you coward?

Tonatiuh, where are you as*h*le?

[footsteps move away]

Tonatiuh Prez Prieto...

You're already here, sit down.

Do you want a whiskey?

Yes, please.

[exhales]

Are you stressed out?

If it's because

of the corruption scandal

that Victoria Surez

is spreading around...

I think we could invent

another scandal.

Involve other people

so they'll forget about this.

I can think of a couple

of things,

of course,

if you'll let me help you.

Are you okay?

I want to propose to you

something really important.

Sit down here, champ.

I'll go straight to the point.

I can offer you all the support

of the party.

In exchange

of the Ministry of Environment.

While we're at it,

we're ready for the hard task

of taking on

the Ministry of the Interior.

What a coincidence.

[lock clicks open]

[angelic voices]

[sniffs]

How much is in there?

It's an advance

on our good intentions.

What do you think?

Let's go hard.

I can't.

Yes... take it, it's all yours.

I mean, I want to, but I can't.

Nobody will judge you,

we all know how

this game is played.

Hypocrite.

You're just a bunch of shirkers

who keep jumping

from party to party

as it suits you best.

Are you sure?

You could be risking

the presidency here, Tonatiuh.

You are not even

environmentalists.

You don't give a damn

about climate change

and animals.

And your briefcase

is made of crocodile skin.

I know because I have the belt

and the shoes.

[wheels squeak]

PRESS

Sir! Doctor Uruchurtu

summoned me

to do a live stream

with the deputies.

I'm the Community Manager.

Now everybody

is a Community Manager.

That's not a real job.

But we have to do

a live stream right now

so we can put out the fire

of all your statements!

- Taxi!

- Sir!

There's the candidate!

[journalists speak at once]

Journalist 2: Sir!

And so you know,

I plagiarized my thesis.

g*dd*mn it!

- Let's go!

- What's up, Lord Weather?

Where shall I take you?

Wherever this piece of crap

can take us, now!

Hey, it passed

the technical inspection!

But the customer's requests

are orders.

This is what happens

when fame meets power.

That's how it is, right?

How was your day?

See your top?

It's just as ugly.

I can't be anywhere.

I can't be in the office,

I can't be in the apartment

in the west side,

I can't be in the cottage

I expropriated

in the city outskirts either.

I think it's not good for you

to ask me

any questions right now.

This as*h*le again!

It was a gift from you.

Uruchurtu: Tona,

where the f*ck are you?

Nazario is breathing

down my neck.

And he isn't the first.

He's asking me to live stream

to fix the mess you made.

It's a strategy requested

directly from Nazario.

You do understand

he is the businessman

who put you where you are,

don't you?

f*cking sh*t.

[water runs]

Liar.

Hypocrite.

You used to criticize

corrupt politicians

and you ended up

becoming one of them.

And look at you now

hiding here like a little mouse.

No, like a rat.

You're a two-legged rat.

And stop dying your hair,

you look ridiculous.

Holy sh*t...

Vale.

[door closes]

What are you doing here?

Were you listening to me?

Of course not,

I wanted to use the bathroom.

I don't recommend it,

even I got dizzy.

Dad...

I saw many videos about you.

Is everything you said true?

I really don't know

what's happening to me.

But it's like I had

an honesty attack.

You won't believe me,

but I can't do

anything dishonest,

including lying.

It could be a psychotic break,

a guilt trip.

The subconscious is more

powerful than you think, Dad.

You know what?

I'm gonna lock myself up.

If I keep talking,

I'm gonna get in more trouble.

Dad.

I heard you had to do a Live.

Do you know how to do it?

If you don't, I can help you.

Thanks,

but I can't talk to anybody now.

You wanted my help, didn't you?

Let me help you.

[door opens]

Come on.

- Come on. Come on, Dad.

- Oh, God.

- Alright, sit here.

- Yes.

Easy, easy.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Everything will be okay.

How about I just write down

what I'm gonna say?

It'll be easier.

No, Dad,

people want to hear you.

It's time to come forward

and be honest.

- You can do it. Come on.

- Alright.

Wait. Do I look okay?

- Yes, Dad...

- Alright, let's do it.

- No, maybe another day.

- No, come on, Dad. Sit down.

- But, sweetheart...

- And we are live.

Dear friends.

I am very happy to greet you,

I know many of you

were waiting for this moment

for me to come out and...

Dad, we are live.

First question:

What are your thoughts

on feminism?

Well, I have had

many female friends.

And I've hooked up

with all of them.

Well, not with the ugly ones.

[cheeky music]

Ah, well, I love women.

Especially the ones

who don't complain.

I'm zero deconstructed

and I don't even know

what that is.

At least you were honest.

[music ends]

[snores]

[door opens]

[door closes]

What did you do?

Nothing.

It was your idea

to do the live, right?

No, he asked me to, I swear.

You always say your dad's a liar

and you're just like him.

- It wasn't exactly like that.

- Really?

You saw he was sinking

and you didn't do anything

to help him.

You know he could lose

the candidacy, don't you?

All you care about

is being first lady.

That's why you married him.

Well yes, and he knew it.

And you know what? I deserve it.

I deserve it. I deserve it.

[tense music]

Tona: Vale.

I love you so much, thanks.

Even though you were an accident

and ruined part of my youth,

you've always been my baby.

[soft music]

[snores]

[coffee machine beeps]

Bella: Tonatiuh.

Look, they've been here

since early morning.

I'm sick of them.

I'm worried.

I'm going to go to a hotel

where nobody can find me.

I'm keeping a low profile

until the dust settles.

You can go f*ck yourself.

Listen, Bella.

Trust me.

I'm doing this

to protect us, too.

[murmur of agreement]

You know

what I like most about you?

What?

Your eggs.

Your eggs with black beans

and cheese.

They're delicious.

- Receptionist: Here's your key.

- Thank you.

A room, please.

Name and signature.

[jaunty music]

[music continues]

Receptionist:

Here's your key, candidate.

How do you know

he's going to be there?

I have my sources.

They even told me

the room number.

Really?

We're going for the scoop

of the year.

[all speak at once]

[cheeky music]

[all speak at once]

Holy sh*t!

[music intensifies]

[screams]

[breaths quickly]

[screams]

[knock on the door]

[moans]

[window slides]

[window slides]

Don't mind me, okay?

Is this your scoop?

Stay here, okay?

[music continues]

I can borrow it, right?

Thank you.

[journalist speak at once]

[elevator dings]

[door closes]

Candidate. I can help you.

[breaths heavily]

I believe in you, candidate.

Come on. Trust me.

[door opens]

My name is Diana.

I work for La Verdad newspaper.

Alright.

What do we do?

Move it, come on.

Move it!

[water runs]

[knock on the door]

[door opens]

[door closes]

Get in here.

Candidate.

Diana: Candidate?

Are you going to stay

in there forever?

I promise, no questions.

[door opens]

How do you feel?

Tona:

Bad... Worse than that.

Hey, what did you say?

No questions, okay?

You know why I was sent

to cover your candidacy?

I was the only one who believed

in you in the newspaper.

The only one who didn't believe

you were a puppet.

Tonatiuh,

I know you are innocent.

Aren't you?

Innocent my a*s.

I'm in it up to my neck.

Hey!

I see what you're doing, Diana.

You're applying

reverse psychology to me.

Then it's true.

When did you start

corrupting yourself?

That's another question.

I realized that everything

people say is true.

That the poor politician

it is poor indeed,

that there is no progress

without cheating,

that the end

justifies the means.

[soft music]

What about Ral Gmez,

your fellow in the struggle?

Is he going to be part

of your cabinet or are you

going to turn your back on him

as well?

Don't open the door.

Thanks, thanks a lot.

I know you.

Were you interviewing

the candidate

without his campaign manager

present?

That's a breach of trust.

You can't use anything he said.

I'm warning you.

Tona: Now, calm down, Uruchurtu.

She wasn't interviewing me.

We were talking.

Let's see how you explain it

to Nazario. Let's go.

The candidate promised me

an interview.

Listen, girl. I'd be easier

to interview the Pope.

La Verdad newspaper, right?

Well, Joaqun Moreno

is my buddy.

If you publish anything

the candidate told you

while I was absent,

I swear I'll end your career.

[tense music]

[sirens scream]

I know how

I'm going to fix this.

I have to go back

to where it all started,

but I have to go alone.

You're crazy.

I'm not going to leave you

alone, much less now.

Listen, Uruchurtu,

I have to go alone.

Please, don't ask

any questions, okay?

Just trust me.

Otherwise, we're lost

and Nazario is going to k*ll us

both.

[La Tropa Vallenata plays

"Los caminos de la vida"]

Sweets, marzipans, lollipops!

Buddy! Come here.

Let me see.

Give me the fried bananas.

Here, this is for you.

For being such a hard worker.

[music continues]

Hold on, keep it.

[engine runs]

Tona: I'm going to see

for your health.

Thus, this is the first stone

of many hospitals

that I commit to build.

[continues hearing

supporters cheer]

[music fades]

[flute solo]

- Hello.

- Holy sh*t!

I was waiting for you,

so you're the possessed one.

Yes, my grandma Toa

put a little curse on me.

She practiced these things, too.

Mrs. Toa, may Shango

and God have her in their glory.

Come with me,

let's try to talk to her.

Talk to her?

Is that possible?

Shaman: By the

blood of the shamans

and witches of Catemaco

that also ran

through your veins,

I summon you.

Your grandson needs you.

[speaks foreign language]

Close your eyes!

Shaman: Toa,

sit here at my right hand.

[gasps]

Shaman: Dear Tonatiuh.

Is that you?

Come closer, sweetheart.

Closer.

Closer.

[slaps]

[moans]

Granny Toa...

it's really you.

What do you want with me,

you b*stard?

Granny Toa, being honest

is ruining my life.

I learned my lesson.

I want you to lift the curse

you put on me.

I didn't do anything to you.

It's your conscience, Tonatiuh.

He who deceive others,

in the end

only deceives himself.

When you dare to know yourself

and you are honest enough

to accept yourself as you are,

then you will be free again.

Only you can save yourself.

I don't understand, Granny Toa.

But you will.

[soft music]

Forgive me.

He who does not forgive

cannot die in peace.

I forgive you, sweetie.

Holy sh*t!

Did you talk to her?

Let go off me, sir.

Here.

Thank you.

Uruchurtu: So, what happened?

My grandma possessed a shaman

and I talked to her.

Oh, you can lie now.

I'm relieved.

No, I mean it.

I literally talked

with my grandmother.

Your dead grandmother?

Yes, she told me

she can't do anything.

That only I can save myself.

- What the f*ck does that mean?

- I don't know.

I don't know what else to do.

Nazario wants to see you

as soon as possible.

I'm sorry.

It was me.

Gross.

Because that was

an arbitrary designation,

it was the oligarchy's chose,

specifically,

a very powerful man.

But the people of Mexico

have the right to know.

He is a man whose name

begins with "Na"

and ends with "zario."

That woman sucks your energy.

You hear her speak and you feel

how she sucks your vitality.

[in English] She's like

a f*cking vortex, man.

[in Spanish] Just looking at her

makes me sick.

And she is going to beat us.

What's wrong with you,

m*therf*ckers?

Do you think this is a game?

Have you noticed

the mess you've made?

Are you having a blast?

- Nazario...

- You shut up.

The one I want to talk to

is you.

I'm going to organize

a press conference for today

so that you can defend the party

against the accusations.

That's exactly what we wanted

to talk to you about...

Nazario: Shut up.

Can you at least do that?

- No.

- No?

What the hell does that mean?

Well, the candidate

is under a lot of stress,

I mean, nothing we haven't

seen before, but...

Shh, enough.

[fingers tap]

Look, Tona, I'm going to be

very honest with you.

When I first met you,

you seemed unrefined to me,

but I have come to admire you.

[in English] You f*cking blow

my mind.

[in Spanish] Your charisma.

Your way with the people.

You have a gift.

If you no longer believe

in yourself,

I still do.

What did you think of me

when you meet me?

I don't think this is the time

to get into...

In fact, what do you

think about me now?

Come on, say it.

You're a ridiculous old f*ck.

You're a suck-up.

And I hate it

when you speak English.

You pride on having built

your wealth on your own.

And we all know

you wouldn't be anything

without your grandfather's

inheritance.

Now you want to play politics

as if we were your puppets.

That's what I think of you,

that you're a stuck-up man.

Even though you're a geezer.

Oh, and your secretary told me

you're impotent.

Anything else?

- Yeah, of course.

- No, f*ck it.

You two fix this, alone.

And it's not just

about the campaign anymore.

If you don't fix this mess,

I'm personally going to ruin

your f*cking lives.

[in English] Now, f*ck off.

What did he say?

That we should go.

Uruchurtu has always

made fun of your name.

He says it's very shitty

to be called Nazario.

And the truth is he's right.

[door closes]

Tona! Tona!

Thank you all for being here.

Thanks to the media

and to the PTTT deputies

who joined us.

Today, the candidate,

Tonatiuh Prez Prieto

is here to show his face.

[camera flashes]

He is not going to speak

or answer any questions.

I am going to speak

on behalf of him and the party.

He is here only for that,

to show his face.

Let me begin by saying

that there is not

a single proof...

- of the accusations...

- Let the candidate speak.

We were promised that.

[journalists speak at once]

Tona, was there

a corruption scheme

to finance your campaign?

- Yes!

- You don't have to answer any...

Is the rumor about the Corvette

and house you bought true?

Yes, two houses,

both of them white.

And I'm building a house

in Houston with a pool.

- A Parthenon...

- So the members of your party...

will continue to support

your candidacy?

They're worse.

They're sucker fish.

Yeah, don't give me that look.

You're the most corrupt.

You're just waiting for

the scraps.

Where are you going?

Suckerfish!

Thank you very much,

the conference is over.

Let's go, Tonatiuh.

If we didn't steal so much,

we would be like Denmark.

[all speak at once]

Mexico needs

something different.

To go with someone

who has the V for veracity,

the V for values,

the V for Victoria.

We have all seen candidate

Tonatiuh Prez Prieto's madness.

Tona... is a danger to Mexico.

Host: Today's

conference could be

the last nail in the coffin

of Tonatiuh Prez Prieto's

campaign,

along with multiple stumbles

in his political career.

If we didn't steal so much,

we would be like Denmark.

[people scream]

[band a music]

Both government and citizens

are going to help.

Journalist 2: Define "help."

Next question.

Host: It is the first time

in history that a candidate

loses a lead of more than

20 points in two days.

Everything indicates

that the victory is assured

for the candidate

Victoria Surez.

Oliver: Dad,

shall we play soccer?

- God, right now...

- What's wrong?

You always get happy

when we play and I score goals.

I let you score.

Oops.

Sorry, Oliver,

I didn't mean that.

But it's the truth,

you're terrible.

Oh, God!

Oh, no! You too?

I watched your press conference.

Tona: Well, you must have really

enjoyed it, didn't you?

You know what?

You're a pain in the a*s with

your privileged girl speeches.

You're a woke who climbs up

any bandwagon.

And I didn't know its meaning,

but I looked it up.

Well done, Dad.

But it's "woke."

"Woke."

God, no. Vale, I'm sorry.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[exhales]

Bella: What happened?

You promised me you were

going to fix everything.

I didn't fix anything

and I ended up in a hotel room

with a journalist.

You disgust me!

I can't believe you couldn't

control yourself

in such a sensible time.

Look, nothing happened.

I'm telling you the truth.

Oh please, when have you ever

told the truth?

That's what I'm trying

to explain to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.

[tense music]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[music continues]

Tona, Tona,

Won't give up on you, Tona...

Tona... won't forgive himself.

[whines]

[sniffles]

I'm sorry, Amanda.

[political campaign jingle]

Jarocho from the mountains

From dawn to dusk he works

Bringing wellness

And concerned about

The people

He knows about hunger

And he won't get cold feet

So, let's go all together!

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you...

Oliver: Dad!

Dad.

Dad!

Oliver.

Dad, forget about soccer,

do you want to play backgammon?

Are those my dice?

Yes! I took them to school.

Check this out.

I won all this money

off my stupid classmates.

Only double sixes.

Really, Oliver?

Well, this is only part of it.

I used the rest

to bribe my teacher

and pass the test.

Just like you do.

What is it?

I know.

You want your cut

because I won with your dice.

Is 20 percent okay?

No, it's not okay.

Come on!

It's 20 per cent of everything

that goes through your hands.

That's why you're a politician.

Partners?

Thanks, son.

No, thanks to you, dude.

Or lord?

No, thanks for making me see

what I really am.

Maybe it's too late

to save me now.

But I can still save you.

Alright.

You're going to give this money

back to your classmates,

and tell them you cheated

and that you're sorry.

But they'll beat

the crap out of me.

Definitely,

but it will be well-earned.

You're also going to tell

your teacher

that you're going to retake

the test you paid for.

He's not going to give me

anything back

and I'm going to fail,

and we don't want that, right?

No, we don't.

But it will be well-earned.

And you're also going to talk

to the principal

and tell her everything

that happened.

Dad, they're going to kick me

out of school.

Of course.

But in the future,

you're going to feel

very proud of yourself

for having done the right thing.

And so will I.

[soft music]

- What about 80-20?

- No, Oliver.

Fine.

So, the lady got the interview.

Yes.

Well, sort of.

Actually, I only have a video

where he doesn't tell

anything new.

He told it to you in private.

That's an exclusive.

Yes, but he did

without his consent.

And the truth is,

I don't think we can use it.

Of course we're going to use it.

We'll sink his campaign

with that video.

One less corrupt person.

It would seem that now

you are very interested

in sinking

the candidate's campaign.

Why do you still believe in him

if he already spilled the beans?

My father was also

a bus driver in Catemaco.

He would work a shift

of over 18 hours.

To get back home

with a pittance.

That made me feel very sad.

Until Tona appeared.

This is not going to stop.

Are you ready?

Yes!

The people united

will never be defeated!

The people united

will never be defeated!

He encouraged the strike

and everything changed.

He got your dad a salary raise.

Is that it?

No.

Rights and justice.

Diana: Tona gave back

dignity to my dad

and to all the drivers.

That's why I was able

to go to college.

That's why I'm here.

I owe that to Tona.

Before he died, my dad told me:

"They will attack that man

from all sides,

they will want to destroy him,

but you keep believing in him,

because he's one of us.

"Tona is an honest man."

Diana, don't be naive.

Tona has never been a saint.

And who is?

You?

Is that the video you got?

So you did it.

You got the exclusive

you wanted.

Yes.

But I don't plan to use it.

Diana.

You don't know how powerful

a journalist can be.

But you know what?

I didn't dare to exercise

that power.

But you can.

[tense music]

Diana: Of course, that's why

Joaqun wants to ruin

Tona's campaign.

Nazario is behind it all.

Joaqun: How are you, mate?

Yeah, I'm just on my way out.

I'll be right there.

Bella: Help us, Tona!

Let me go!

It's my house!

Don't touch me, let me go!

I'm gonna sue you

for sexual harassment.

Tona: Let her go. What the f*ck

is going on here?

Uruchurtu: No, no, calm down.

We're moving them to

the apartment in the west side.

- Why? What's going on?

- Uruchurtu: Nazario's orders.

If we can prevent you

from talking to people,

to keep you locked in here,

if we can prevent you

from even talking on the phone,

then maybe we have a chance

to save this campaign.

But we need you

to stay isolated.

But, for how long?

Until election day.

What? Are you crazy?

But...

What about tonight's debate?

Forget about it.

You just open your mouth

and start sh**ting off.

We need a mute candidate.

They're going to stay here

to make sure nobody enters

or leaves the house.

Is that it?

Why don't you just

throw me in jail?

[giggles]

Don't temp me, Tona.

Don't temp me.

That's the only modem, right?

Alright, perfect.

Let's go, let's go,

come on, let's go. Let's go.

Thank you.

[tense music]

[traffic]

[tense music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

Nazario: You have to try

the escamoles.

[in English] They're out

of this world.

[music intensifies]

[music continues]

- Are you sure?

- Yes.

They are setting him up.

I saw them negotiating

behind his back.

b*stards. That's why

they have Tona isolated,

out of reach and watched over

by bodyguards.

What? Tona?

How do you know?

I've got my sources.

We have to tell Tona.

But he's in a safe house,

and he's surrounded.

How can I get in?

The journalist's job is not only

to communicate the truth,

but to find the way

to get to it.

Good luck.

[tense music]

[cheeky music]

I'll go all out.

But I have nothing.

g*dd*mn it!

Guard: Oh, boss, now

you haven't hit a single one.

- Well, I'll get more beers.

- Okay.

And as always,

I'll bring you the warm ones

and the expired snacks.

The lady wants to see

the candidate.

Doctor Uruchurtu sent me,

I'm the new secretary

of Mr. Prez Prieto.

He didn't tell us anything

and nobody is allowed here.

Are you sure?

Sir, do you know her?

- Of course...

- I'm your new secretary.

Come on, let's go.

We have a lot of work to do.

Oh, yes, sure.

- Guys.

- Yes, yes, sir. Yeah.

[door closes]

You look really hot.

Oh, Tona.

Listen to me.

Your party has abandoned you.

Nazario is operating

behind your back.

Sure.

My candidacy is lost.

Nazario is seeing

who to negotiate with

to sell my defeat.

I didn't expect less

of those b*stards.

But you know what?

That it's better for Victoria

to win.

The people deserve

an honest president.

Victoria?

An honest president?

Look.

Here.

Victoria and Nazario together.

m*therf*ckers!

They're only interested

in power.

They don't care

who's in the chair.

Tona, listen.

If there's an honest candidate

in Mexico right now,

that is you.

I have to get to that debate.

We have to find

a way out of here.

There's still hope.

- Tona: That's so good! Yeah!

- Diana: Do you like it?

Tona: A lot, spank me.

We'd better turn on the TV.

Yeah, yeah.

Tona: Leave me a mark,

leave me a mark.

- Diana: Like this?

- Tona: Yeah, like that.

[fake moans]

Pinch my n*pples!

[moans]

Sorry.

Hit me!

With your whip!

Harder, I'm your b*tch!

[opera music]

How long have they been there?

I think it's a long time,

isn't it?

[moans]

Guard: Candidate!

[door opens]

[recorded fake moans]

Unbelievable.

Tona: Pinch my n*pples!

Damn it... Let's go, hurry!

[tense music]

Relax,

don't forget I was a driver

and one of the best.

Guard: There they are!

Step on it, idiot!

Diana: Here they come!

Here they come, Tona.

Tona: f*ck,

they're going to catch us.

[wheels squeal]

Diana: Watch out, Tona,

they're coming your way.

Stop, candidate!

- Diana: No, step on it, do it!

- Stop!

[tense music]

Stop!

[brakes]

Diana: What are you doing?

What's wrong? Run the red light.

- I can't.

- What?

What's wrong, boss?

Stop, man!

- Diana: Step on it!

- Get on, baldy, we'll miss him!

Tona: Hold on tight.

[tense music]

[wheels squeal]

I'm sorry.

[wheels squeal]

[music ends]

My buddy's bus station

is nearby.

Which buddy?

The one who is going to help us.

Let's go.

[door closes]

Come on, hurry.

The debate is about to start.

Diana: Hold on, Tona,

I'm not used to heels.

[music on radio]

Tona: Where is he?

Buddy!

- Buddy.

- Tona, what are you doing here?

Give me a hand.

We need to get to the debate.

Please, drive us there.

I am your buddy now, right?

But before you denied me,

you as*h*le.

You're right.

But you've always been my buddy.

I called you several times,

you never picked up.

- Did you change your number?

- No, it's the same.

But I blocked you because

I was sick of your memes.

Hurry up,

the debate has started.

Please, it's an emergency.

For old times' sake.

Help us out, Ral.

Hey, my bus!

It's that one.

- Really, Ral?

- You never picked up, buddy.

Well, but you're driving,

for old times' sake.

You're adorable, but hurry up!

Let's go, let's go. Come on!

Ral: Add them to my list!

[Daniela Romo plays "Mentiras"]

Diana: No, what are you doing?

Keep driving.

Are you going downtown?

Yes, we're going, ma'am.

Come on up, there's room.

Diana: Are you serious, Tona?

Oh, Tona.

Come on up, ma'am, sit down.

- Come on, let's go.

- Yes.

[music continues]

Sir! My stop was back there!

Watch your step.

Thank you.

And Lpez Mateos said,

that the Mexican Revolution

was the perfect revolution,

because it made the rich poor

and the poor stupid.

Well, Lpez Mateos

said it even worse.

It made the fool a politician

and the politician a rich man.

So, I am proposing

something different.

Victoria: And finally,

I will never be absent,

because I am not

like my adversary,

who did not even

have the courage

to show up here today.

My government is going to be one

with a V for valiant,

with a V for Victoria.

Moderator: Thank you, Victoria.

As you know,

a debate was to be held tonight.

You are coming with us, too.

Come on!

However, as the candidate

rightly points out,

it takes two to debate.

So this is the end

of our broadcast...

Tona: Wait!

I want to participate.

I'm sorry candidate,

but we must respect

the protocol,

the debate is over.

But we still have

a few minutes, right?

It's fair.

Well, you have two minutes

to finish.

ELECTIONS

[sighs]

[soft music]

In my life I have made

many wrong decisions.

I betrayed my people,

I betrayed my country.

I betrayed my family.

Today, I am not even able

to see myself in a mirror.

I'm sure

you can't either, Victoria.

I remember what

my grandmother told me.

When you are honest

with yourself

and can see yourself

for whom you really are,

then you will be free again.

And that has changed me.

Mexico can change too,

because we are

a beautiful country

with the most noble,

joyful, and hardworking people

in the world.

We are a country

with a big heart

that doesn't fit in our chest.

Please, candidate, conclude.

Since I was a kid,

I have seen

and heard politicians

tell us the same lies

every six years

and the same promises

they would never fulfill.

And unfortunately,

I became one of them,

but there is still the hope

of having a male leader

or a female leader

who really cares about

the people.

A person who is honest.

That is why...

I am resigning my candidacy

for the presidency of Mexico.

That's it, Dad.

Tona: In hope...

that someday we will have

that leader

that this great country

deserves.

[music continues]

Thank you very much.

[claps]

[TV news intro music]

GLOBALVIEW

NEWS

After the surprise resignation

of Tonatiuh Prez Prieto,

a new candidate for the PTThas been announced today,

Dr. Camilo Uruchurtu,

who is with us in the studio.

Mnica, thank you very much

for the space.

On the contrary, candidate.

People of Mexico,

as you know,

I've been called

a technocrat, a privileged man,

a whitexican.

But none of these

disqualifications

is going to stop change.

The change we've all

been waiting for,

the real one, so that now

things will be better for you

and your family.

"Because I am you, Uruchur-tu

your partner, your ally,

your candidate,

Uruchur-tu."

f*cking Uruchurtu.

You don't look that bad, huh?

Well,

just cut down on

the chilaquiles.

You are distant

from your children.

But you can get closer to them.

You're a nice person.

You are honest.

[soft music]

Vale, what are you doing here?

I was going to look for you

at the apartment.

- Where's Oliver?

- At his soccer game.

And Bella?

You know she and I...

It was obvious

you were getting divorced.

You promised her something

you can't fulfill now.

And the truth is,

I didn't like her that much.

Hey, Vale.

What I told you the other day...

It was all true.

Somebody had to tell me.

I don't really understand

your world, but I want to.

I want to be closer.

I realized that I got distant

and that what I wanted to be,

had really nothing to do

with being a candidate

or with money.

I know you don't like me

talking about your mom,

but when she left us,

I felt lost.

She was my compass.

I mean, I've got no excuse.

I knew exactly what I was doing.

I just wanted to be somebody.

You are somebody.

You're my dad.

[music continues]

Diana: Hi, Tona.

Diana.

Diana: Don't think I forgot

what you promised me.

An interview.

You still believe

in politicians' promises?

[giggles]

I have a better idea.

How about we make a book?

A book?

About everything I saw.

What I experienced

from the inside,

what I heard from the people,

what they really need.

What do you think?

I like it.

Besides, it could be

the first step to something

much bigger.

[music continues]

5 YEARS LATER

[supporters cheer]

Are you ready?

- Yes. And Oliver?

- He's alright.

I've already talked to him.

Dad.

This is it.

Yes, sweetheart.

And after five years,

today we have a clean candidate,

shaped up.

Watch out, huh?

If this keeps going,

there is no turning back.

But mostly, honest.

The people deserve the truth.

Let's welcome Tona Prez Prieto

with a round of applause.

That's how it starts, buddy.

[supporters clap]

Candidate for the municipal

presidency of Catemaco.

[political campaign jingle]

THE HONEST CANDIDATE

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Come on, Tonatiuh Prez Prieto

Let's go hard!

He'll always support people

Jarocho from the mountains

From dusk to dawn he works

Bringing wellness

Concerned about the people

He knows about hunger

And he won't get cold feet

So, let's go all together!

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Let me hear you, Mexico!

He'll always support people

Jarocho from the mountains

From dawn to dusk he works

Bringing wellness

Concerned about the people

He knows about hunger

And he won't get cold feet

So, let's go all together!

Come on, Mexico!

Mariana Seoane...

Adrin Uribe...

Come on!

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

Tona, Tona

Won't give up on you

Tona

You know what you have to do.

Go out and vote.

Tonatiuh Prez Prieto,

next President of Mexico.

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THE HONEST CANDIDATE