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Intercambiadas (2024)

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Intercambiadas (2024)

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Space begins at 62 miles from

Earth,

a one-hour drive

or almost 3 if you take the bus.

From then on, the cold emptiness

starts, the big mystery that space is.

In space, we're taller,

we can't hear a thing, and everything

is weightless because there's no gravity.

Did you know that if the

Sun suddenly turned off,

it'd take us 8 minutes to

notice?

We've invested so much time and

money to find out these little things,

but no doubt, as people say,

the irrefutable evidence

that intelligent life exists in space

is that no one has tried to contact us.

Good morning, Mxico!

Hope you're enjoying

this festive Friday.

Stay tuned, because in a few

minutes Keylor Salgado will be with us,

and tell us what the stars

have in store for us.

Sebastin, hurry! Keylor

Salgado's section's about to start!

most common with corn

is to prepare tortillas,

the main staple

of Mexican people's diet.

Besides, it's a national symbol

and it's been...

Hi, Lupe, good morning.

- Morning, my boy.

- Morning.

- Ooh, yummy! You read my mind.

- No, no, no.

That's your sister's, leave that

there.

Ta-dah!

This is much better.

How dramatic.

Thank you so much.

Has my telescope arrived?

How many days till your

birthday?

Eight.

So hold on,

there are still many days left.

Speak louder, I can't hear you.

What do you mean the

client didn't like the proposal?

- Don't turn it off, ma'am!

- No!

What did Quiroga say?

- Lupe.

- Did you tell him everything was set up

according to the focus groups and

the research on the target market?

Mom, Mom...

Okay, okay, okay,

see you in half an hour.

Lupe...

I won't get worked up,

everything's fine.

Everything turns out fine.

What time are you coming back,

Mom?

I don't know, Muffin, I have

an emergency at the office.

Still in your PJs? Go change.

I'm driving you to school. Clara!

It's a holiday, ma'am.

It is, right? You take it,

look after them, please.

- Be good, Muffin.

- Yes.

Don't move the papers

I left on the table.

No, ma'am.

Why does she never listen to me?

No, it's just she's got

many things on her mind.

Morning, Clara.

She's got the rose wig,

you gotta call her "Michiko."

- What did she say?

- "Dorks," in Japanese. Nothing serious.

No, no, no, too many names,

too many wigs,

Michiko, or...

We'd better call her "Meetiny."

- Keylor!

- Keylor!

Don't you love cats?

I'm a chicken guy,

I bought one at the fair.

Those die. It's horrible,

it happened to my sister and me.

- They vomit their guts...

- They just smell.

- You'll see.

- They just smell.

Take care of it, don't get

attached.

Is Paola's coffee ready?

No sugar, right? Okay.

Stop gossiping. She's coming.

Okay.

- The ball!

- Are my teeth dirty?

No, lovely. You can do it,

gorgeous.

There she comes.

We're losing our best client,

and you're chilling here.

It's not official

that the client's lost.

Rebeca, darling,

that's why you called me

home this morning?

It's a fact that Quiroga's furious.

I need ideas, just one that works.

What's that smell? Do you smell

that?

It's Rebeca, she has baby smell.

It's you.

It was my birthday, and my

mom...

How old are you? Whatever!

You're old, you can't smell like a baby.

The trend is smelling "free,"

like Dua Lipa.

Smell it. Anyway, meeting in 3.

Move!

I smell chicken.

Leo, running won't solve

your problems faster.

Take your time.

The answer will come from the

person you least expect it from, Leo.

Look, Lupe, that's one for my

mom.

There's no stopping your mother.

- That's true.

- Attention.

Hush. There comes mine.

Wait for a surprise very soon. Not

everything you see is what it seems.

And the people around you

may not be who they say they are.

I didn't get a thing. What?

Hush. There comes mine.

Especially, the Orionids

arrive tonight, your stars,

with an intensity

like you've never seen before.

It's your moment, Libra.

- Yours is harder.

- Hush.

It's your chance to attract

all of their power

during the meteor shower

tonight.

Surround yourself with metals.

Metal attracts their strength.

Ask for everything you desire

with all your heart.

Dare yourself.

Ask for the impossible, Libra.

Losing DomesticMex's campaign

is not just losing a fortune,

it's losing prestige.

We won't lose anything

because I'll talk to him.

- What will you tell him?

- The campaign's good.

It needs polishing.

Paola, please.

It's clear it wasn't understood,

so it's useless.

- It doesn't work, won't stick, period.

- Okay. We'll start from scratch.

Mr. Q, I have a great idea.

Mr. Q? Stop being such a clown.

If you have a great idea,

tell it to your boss.

The meeting's on Tuesday, and

we have nothing. To work, everyone!

Gustavo...

You had a preinfarction.

Let's breathe, breathe.

Good, there, there.

Pao, it's clear

divorce really upset you.

Excuse me, why's that?

What do you mean?

Your ex took the furniture

and your creativity.

The campaign's a disaster.

First, if there's someone

who can keep their personal

and professional lives apart,

that's me, and you know it.

Second, this isn't our first

cancellation or project rejection.

If DomesticMex takes their

campaign to some other agency,

this one will be a bit empty,

because heads will roll, Pao.

Look, Mom, I got a job!

My boy, I knew the Virgin

wouldn't fail us. See? See?

And, listen, with my first

salary, I'll send you some money,

so you won't be worried anymore.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't worry about me, I'm

very well.

Don't spend your money before

having it.

You'd better eat well and take

care. You look very thin, honey.

I swear, Mom.

Look, look.

What are you dressed as, Sebas?

I'm Captain Silver!

Hi, Sebas, are you going to Mars

or are you coming back?

No, it's my metal suit

to attract the Orionids' cosmic

rays, neutrinos, and photons.

Gotta go, my boy, someone's

buzzing. I send you lots of kisses.

Bye, Mom.

Hello, Ramn.

Good afternoon, Lupita.

Blessed are the eyes

that see such beauty.

What you got there?

Oh, um...

It's all for Miss Clara.

Clara, Clara and...

Oh, Michiko.

Oh, that's her name

when she's wearing a pink wig.

Ah! Nice.

- Oh! Sebastin, hi.

- Hello, Ramn.

Isn't there anything for me?

For Sebastin...

Let me check...

Gee, no.

Just this package!

- What? It's here!

- It's here!

Careful. Careful.

- It's heavy and fragile.

- Yes, I can tell.

- I noticed.

- Yeah? Good, good.

I can do it, yes, I can do it.

Thanks, Ramn.

Than you, Lupita.

Okay.

Oh, you... have to sign here.

Write your phone number too

and... I could call you, if you like.

Why would you call me?

No, no, no,

I was just saying, because...

Miss Clara buys so many things,

she'll probably return something,

and, surely,

we'll have to keep in touch...

There's no ink.

- Here.

- Oh, oh, oh. Thanks.

Thank you.

Okay... Thanks.

Thank you, always, Lupita. You

look very well in yellow, Lupita.

- Thanks, Ramn.

- You look gorgeous, really.

Oh, the packages!

The packages, yes, sorry.

Here they are. Careful.

- Thank you so much, Ramn.

- No, you, Lupita.

- Have a nice day.

- You too.

- Can you close the door?

- Yes, yes... Oh, yes.

- Thanks, bye.

- Take care.

Yep.

We need something new,

something radical,

and I know we're selling

a damn brush with wheels,

but I need it to sell

as the fifth wonder.

Brainstorming, now!

It appears as a spaceship.

Cleanliness from the future.

Oh! Rebeca, darling,

you know how I see your future?

You have an idea, right, Mateo?

Yeah, but I forgot about it.

With a kitten on top.

Animals bring about a lot of

empathy.

What if... Songa enters

like a reggaeton robot

dancing to conga rhythm?

Conga, Songa...

You know what rhymes with Songa

too?

Human Resources calling you

to tell you you're fired.

Come, I mean it,

I really need ideas now!

A superhero showing up with the

Songa on her arm like Captain America,

- fighting against dirt.

- Hey, I love it!

- Shut up!

- In 30%

of the image traffic

from Insta, Snap, X...

- Wait, I...

- You name it!

There are many kittens.

Come on! Come on!

Why not? They're cute. I mean...

Listen, picture a TikTok, yes,

some Aztec dudes

cleaning Teotihuacn pyramids,

you know, an archeological area,

super aesthetic, with Songa.

Songa sucks your bad mood.

Stop! Enough, we're done.

Up, stand up, we're stuck.

Let's shake it off, shake it

off. Come on! Loosen up!

Loosen up!

Let's take a break.

We'll come back tomorrow.

- Huh?

- Tomorrow?

- Yes.

- It's Saturday, Paola.

If I come, you all do.

My sister's getting married

tomorrow.

You'll go to the next one.

You're all married to me.

Hey, Sebastin,

your mom's gonna tell us off.

What have you done?

Lupe, I've found Orion.

Really? It's good that

everything's tidy up in the universe.

Let's tidy up here, or else

your mother will chide us.

Okay, send me everything tomo...

What's this?

I'll call you back. What's this?

Mom, the event's starting.

- I want you...

- No. This is not a playroom, Sebastin.

Mom, I'm not playing.

My papers!

What was the only thing I asked?

Don't move my papers!

I told your father!

"Give him some darn sneakers."

But he had to give you this

contraption to do all this mess.

It's not a "contraction."

It's my birthday present.

Is today your birthday?

No, right? It'll be in 8 days.

You open presents on that day.

Pick everything up right now!

And stop upsetting me,

Sebastin, I'm extremely tired.

- Don't touch it!

- I wanna see. Don't yell at me!

Leave him another 30

minutes, ma'am, I'll clean it up.

Listen here, I'm his mother,

okay?

If I say this doesn't go here,

then it doesn't, Lupe.

You go to your room now,

and that contraption is seized!

It's a telescope!

Don't tell him off, ma'am.

There's a meteor shower and...

it's important to him.

I wish Lupe were my mother.

What's going on? Oh, my God!

Oh, Holy Virgin!

What happened to my hands?

Holy V...!

Ma'am... ma'am, what happened?

Oh, ma'am, how did this happen?

Oh, Holy Virgin!

What happened?

This is a nightmare.

This is a damn nightmare!

Yes, it is, ma'am.

No, no, no, we must be...

in another dimension.

This can't be real.

It looks very real to me.

Pinch me, pinch me. Pinch me,

Lupe.

- No...

- Lupe!

- Maybe with something stronger. Do it.

- No, no, ma'am, no.

Guadalupe, do it!

Sorry! Oh, sorry, ma'am.

You almost knocked my teeth out.

No, no, no, everything

can fall but my teeth.

Ma'am, this is tragic.

Leave your face. Don't touch it!

I've just had a chemical peel.

You'll mark it.

- Holy Virgin! What if we're dead?

- How could we be, Lupe?

- Well...

- Don't be silly.

No, no, no, this here

must be on the internet.

Give me my phone.

- Take the jacket off. My phone.

- Yes, can I have mine?

It doesn't have... I can't!

It's dead, it's not working, I

can't...

No, it doesn't have your face,

ma'am.

Don't smile, Lupe.

Let's see. Whatever's going on here

must be somewhere on the internet.

It must be here.

What if you were cursed?

Don't tell me you believe that.

Well... ma'am.

How old are you, 8?

This looks like a curse, ma'am.

Keylor Salgado can help us!

Oh, Guadalupe!

We're in one hell of a mess,

and you think a fake astrologer

will give us an answer?

I've told you to get a cleansing

done a long time ago, ma'am,

'cause you're

right in the middle of envy.

You'd better think,

who could've wished you evil?

- To me?

- Yes.

Rebeca, my assistant.

Sonia, about the wedding,

the area managers,

the creative team, you can

read "envy" on their faces.

Account managers,

the waiter at the restaurant.

Teresa? My friend Teresa.

Everybody hates me. Everybody

hates me.

Of course, what a jerk!

My ex-mother-in-law, she

hates me! She always did!

And I wouldn't stick my neck out

for Ricardo.

Everybody hates me!

I've never ever heard of someone

who's been through something like this.

No, no, no, no, no,

this must be psychosomatic.

This... I'm stressed out.

Lupe!

- Lupe, Lupe, where are you going? No.

- He's calling me.

The kids cannot know a word

about this.

- Not a word, Guadalupe.

- Lupe!

Well, you go, you have my body.

What is it?

What's with all the shouting?

The wind was very strong.

Yes, and?

You know I'm scared of it,

and it's our secret.

Yes, okay, let's go to bed.

Move.

Let's go to bed, and count sheep

or something to sleep.

Sleep tight.

Good night. Lupe, you're

forgetting something.

- What?

- My goodnight kiss.

I need it more than ever,

after what my mother did to me.

Sleep tight.

Gee, ma'am, what kind of kiss

was that?

Mwah, mwah, as if you were

greeting one of your stuck-up friends.

Make no mistake, Lupe.

Being in my body doesn't mean

you're me.

You're making a mistake, ma'am.

While we're in this,

we're both on the same bus.

If you're in trouble, I am as

well.

Think it through and you'll see

you need me more than I need you.

You're right, Lupe.

So, where were we?

I don't know. I'm blocked.

I think the pills are kicking

in.

I'll pray the Virgin so that

everything's history tomorrow,

and it's all a nightmare like

you say.

Ma'am?

Wow.

I didn't know I had these three

moles.

- Ah!

- Oh, ma'am!

Holy Virgin!

It wasn't a dream, it wasn't a

dream!

This is a damn nightmare.

It's a damn nightmare.

I need to go to the agency.

I have to go to work.

- Call in sick, ma'am.

- No, no.

- Your armpit smells a lot.

- Huh?

No, no, no, impossible.

I need to solve something

about an important client,

a complicated situation.

Don't think this situation's

easy for me, ma'am.

Lupe, Lupe, let's be honest.

You got the best out of this change.

I need you to pretend to be me

and go to the agency.

- Me? To your office?

- Yes.

- No, no, no.

- Yes, yes.

Lupe, Lupe, if I lose

my job, you lose yours.

We're on the same bus, remember?

I don't get how your hands are

so dry.

Well, ma'am, we'll talk

after you do the chores.

- What chores?

- Well, yes, if I cover your post,

you gotta cover for me here.

- Everything's fine.

- No, this is not fine, ma'am.

Listen, listen, Lupe, Lupe!

- We'll get out of this one.

- Yes, ma'am.

I need you to change,

take a shower and get ready.

- You're going to the office.

- Yes.

Yes? Can I take off your boots?

May I?

Yes, take them off.

Hence the bunions.

First, rosemary and lavender shampoo,

then apply the volcanic mud face mask,

you wait... You know what?

Don't wash your hair, it's perfect.

You wash your body with aloe

gel.

The exfoliating sponge is only

for the body, not for the face.

You do anti-cellulite massages,

moisturizing cream

for your face while wet.

You get out, you dry your face,

eye contour cream,

anti-age day cream, sunscreen,

base and a touch of color.

Got it?

Got it.

You won't stand there watching.

Besides you gotta shower too,

your armpit smells.

Oh, boy!

Wow, ma'am!

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no,

no!

Did you close your eyes

when you picked that?

You can't combine those colors,

they don't match.

Well...

No, we can't go

to the office wearing red.

Our image defines us.

Don't scratch your face.

- It feels...

- You'll leave a mark.

- It's dry.

- No.

If your hands aren't dry, don't

touch your face.

I'll pick your outfit.

"We can"?

What do you mean "we can"?

You're coming with me?

Yes.

Who'll take care of the kids?

They'll go to school.

It's Saturday, ma'am.

Nobody else works in this

country?

Me too, ma'am. If you work, I do

too.

I did the list of today's

chores.

Listen to me well.

I'll ask you one thing.

You can't screw up.

Pay close attention to what I'll

say.

You have to do exactly what I

tell you.

Nothing else, Guadalupe, nothing

else.

I'll guide you through the

earpiece, Lupe. Pay attention.

Get out of the elevator, turn

right,

walk down the hall and you'll

find Antonio, the guard, greet him.

- Good morning, Toito!

- Don't yell.

- Gloria's at the reception.

- Good morning, Gloria!

You don't need to shout.

Walk in confidently.

Let them feel your presence

with the sound of your heels.

Are you in? Lupe. Lupe, get in!

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

Run everything through Rebeca,

my assistant.

Brown hair, glasses,

big eyes, I don't know.

- Rebeca.

- Here I am.

- Yes.

- Paola.

- Nice. Thanks.

- To the meeting room!

- To the meeting room!

- That's it.

Shall we? Please.

Don't say "please." It's their

job.

Are you okay, Paola?

- Everything...?

- Don't answer.

It's so bitter.

I didn't add sugar. You don't

use sugar.

No, I never, no. Never, ever.

- No!

- What?

- Pastry!

- What?

No, no, no, no, Lupe, stay

focused.

Don't even think about

eating that, that's pure carbs.

Lupe, Lupe, stay focused!

Lupe, stay with me!

Lupe, Lupe, are you listening to

me?

Lupe! Lupe! Guadalupe! Guada...

No, Paola, wasn't...

Wasn't your diet carbs free?

But I'm really nervous,

so sugar won't harm me.

Do I pay this here?

No, Paola, it's free.

Free? How wonderful.

How do you stay so thin?

With all this for free...

Lupe, I'm about to enter a

meeting. I'll call you later.

- Lupe, Lupe, don't hang up, Lupe!

- Okay, bye.

Lupe, oh, Lupe.

Hi, Clara.

Clara!

Lupe, Lupe, pick up the phone,

please.

Lupe, don't screw it up.

What's up, Pao?

You asked us to come on Saturday

because it was very important.

What a nice hairdo.

Do you do it like that every day

or are you going to a party?

My sister gets married in an

hour.

And what are you doing here?

You didn't let me go, remember?

No. No, no, no. Sometimes I

say things I shouldn't because...

It must be I need bread, right?

Look, leave the notebook and run

because you can't let your sister down.

Really?

- Go have fun!

- Go!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah. Go.

Bye!

Well, who's next?

Yes, well,

I wanted to tell you something.

Wait.

Well.

If we offer the client branded

content related to his product,

storytelling will blow up

and will become viral.

That way we can reinforce the

campaign. What do you think?

About... about...

Is that yes or no?

Look, give it a spin.

What do you mean a spin?

Right? Or what do you think,

Rebequita?

About what this young man here

says.

A spin?

Everything's fine, everything's

fine.

Everything's fine, I do

everything well.

No, I don't, Guadalupe,

I can't do anything well.

Nothing is fine. Nothing is

fine.

Hi, Lupe.

Hi, Muff... Hi, Sebastin!

And my breakfast?

I didn't make breakfast,

but you're a big boy

and you can make it yourself.

It's a good idea.

I've always wanted to be a chef.

- I think I'll chop...

- No, nobody's chopping anything.

Actually, today is

eat-fruit-with-skin-on day

because the skin

helps you with constipation

and you look a little chubby.

But you always say

David and I are skinny.

Yes, yes, but apple is

healthier.

But can I have some milk?

Yes, Muff... Sebastin.

- My milk.

- Milk.

No, that's Clara's.

Mine is the green one.

Right, the green one.

Lupe, are you feeling okay?

Yes.

No... I didn't sleep well.

No, I know what it is.

You haven't listened to music.

I will put on your favorite

station.

Here.

Hey, Lupe

Lupita, honey

Oh, oh, yeah

Hey, Lupe

Come on, let's dance.

Move, Lupe.

Sideways.

You're weird today, Lupe.

I did some sketches and I was

trying to give it more color, more joy,

to steer away from this cold

image of a household appliance.

Finally, well, it's a machine

that works by itself,

and that makes me think of

magic.

Magic!

Yeah.

Well, that...

That's a vacuum cleaner, right?

We don't have to be splitting

hairs.

Or what does the rest of the

team say?

We give it a spin, right?

We give it a spin...

- Did you do it?

- Yeah.

How nice! It's very colorful,

very nice.

You drew... Oh, a kitten!

I drew the kitten.

Oh! A magic black cat.

Can I ask you a personal

question?

Yes.

What do you know about curses,

evil eye, spells?

Do you know anything about

magic?

Black magic?

I'm not following you, Paola.

I don't know, do you mean the

campaign? You don't like my idea?

No, no, I was just curious.

I mean... I... I liked it very

much.

I think it can work.

Magic and color, pink magic.

Thank you, Paola.

Good morning!

Surprise me!

Wow, Lupe.

Now I believe you didn't sleep.

What's wrong?

I got the hardest part.

Are you going to leave all this

mess?

If Mom comes back and sees this,

she will be mad.

No, no. Your mom is cool and...

Nobody gets mad

about a few dirty dishes.

It's Saturday, it's a day to

rest.

Your mom won't be mad.

If you say so.

I think we should focus

on the automation of work,

the range it has.

Or in the time it gives you to do

the things that are really important,

like being with your family.

Shh! You're doing this,

and I want you to do this.

What do you think, Paola?

And the corners?

Because that thing is round.

How does it clean corners?

Is that what you'll tell

the client on Tuesday?

Let's be honest, this thing is expensive

and it takes hours to do what I...

what my Lupe does in minutes and

well.

If somebody I trusted was

selling it...

then I would buy it.

Wow, Paola, no, no.

That's a big discovery.

Well, Mateo, that's a

branded content strategy.

Branded content!

It's like when Lupe goes to the

market.

She buys socks from Don Jorge.

The market?

Yes.

Market research.

Lupe is your focus group, right?

Right, right.

Because then she goes to the

market and buys socks from Don Jorge,

which are so expensive,

and are all loose after

just one time wearing them.

But who sells them? Don Jorge!

And Don Jorge, well, he's so

nice,

he comes and sells them to you,

and you buy them!

So do you want that Don Jorge

to sell Songa?

- Yeah!

- What Paola...

I think what Paola is saying is we

need a face that connects with people.

Yeah, we need a face

that connects with people!

A spokesperson, very well,

I think that's interesting.

I want names. Who could it be?

A familiar face,

somebody everybody likes.

- Luis Miguel!

- Not everybody likes...

- Can we hire Luis Miguel?

- Dude, our budget...

Luis Miguel doesn't do ads.

Salma Hayek, she's a woman,

everybody loves her.

Sure, a woman

advertising a vacuum cleaner.

- Lucerito?

- Oh, no!

Are you deaf?

- Guillermo del Toro.

- Stop talking nonsense.

Keylor Salgado!

No way.

He's a great man,

although he's very famous.

When I see him on TV,

I even feel he's talking to...

It looks like he's talking to

housewives, the ones who clean

because they know every corner,

because everything Keylor says

is totally true, right?

Have you heard his horoscope?

- Yeah, right.

- Well you should.

I'm sure if Keylor Salgado

advertises Songa,

no, man, we'd sell it like

pancakes.

Oh, God, God.

Everybody, come on.

Bravo! Genius!

Very good, very out of the box.

- I like it!

- Do you?

Get Salgado's manager number

right away.

I don't know what's up. You're

weird, but your creativity is back.

Great. Let's go.

You, great.

Learn from your boss,

millennials. Let's go!

You were great, Paola.

Don't you have homework or

something to go play with or a cell phone?

No, no and no.

Okay.

Are you going to mix

white and dark clothes?

Yes, it's a new technique.

I'm going to make a c*ck.

A little soap for white clothes,

a little for dark,

intense black and delicates,

Muffin.

There.

Why are you calling me that?

And your sister?

In her cave, as usual.

And what is she doing?

Gaming, live streaming,

putting on make-up and wigs...

Girl stuff, I guess.

Okay. Don't you want to help

her?

No, I'm fine, thank you.

Okay.

Oh! The door.

I'll open it.

You take care of the clothes.

- Good morning, Lupita.

- Good morning.

Looking as beautiful as ever.

I brought another package.

Thank you. Have a good day.

Lupita, I wanted to ask you

if...

Yes?

Do you need a tip or anything

else?

- A signature.

- Sure.

- Have a nice day.

- You too, Lupi...

Okay.

Hey, I'm super excited because

we're 100,000 Claralovers.

I don't know if you want me

to do some dynamics...

Clara!

Why don't you respect the rules?

What rules?

My room, my space, my business.

What do you want?

You got a package.

I want to know what it is.

Excuse me?

I want to know what it is,

who you talk to, what you do.

It's dangerous out there, Clara.

Were you abducted by aliens?

My mom doesn't care what I do,

you shouldn't either.

And next time, if you don't use

your knocking code, I won't open.

Clara! Clara!

What am I doing?

A code to get in?

Yes.

.Keylor was a good move.

You had an ace up your sleeve.

We just need to see

if the client likes it.

Why wouldn't they like it?

Keylor is a popular idol.

Yeah, right. And you?

You have ignored me all day.

- Oh, sir!

- I love it.

Sir, easy, easy.

I will have to ignore you a

little more.

It really turns me on when you

tease me.

You'll have to turn it off

because I'm not one of those who

eat the cake before the break, huh?

- No, of course you are.

- Am I?

I have an idea we can spin all

night.

Oh. No.

You'll have to spin it by yourself

because I don't play that game.

- What's wrong?

- No.

Paola!

Paola, what's wrong?

Hi, Lupe.

What's up...?

Why are you here, Mr. Ricardo?

I've come to pick up the kids.

Yes, right.

Come in.

Don't tell, but I'm super

hungover.

Yeah? What a surprise.

Come on in.

- Dad!

- Hey, baby. How are you?

Great. We'll be eating out

today, right?

Of course. And your sister?

She must be in her room,

in her cave or dead.

It's all the same noise.

Let's go.

She won't open.

You need to say the keyword

which is, "There is a package."

Hi.

Hi?

Would you ask my daughter to

come out?

Do you like it?

- You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

What do you say, kids? Shall we

go?

- Yes.

- Lupe, will you come with us?

Uh, no. I've got many things to

do.

- Come on, please.

- Come on.

Lupe, the kids love it when you

go.

The house is always clean.

- Come on.

- Please.

- Come on, please.

- Please.

Look.

- Please.

- Come on.

The kids and I want

burger and fries, right?

Yes.

So, it's three burgers.

Lupe, you want the usual?

Yes, of course, the usual.

So it's chapulines with

guacamole,

in spicy salsa verde,

with rice and beans...

No, Mr. Ricardo, you know?

No, I'm fine. Thank you.

We had a heavy breakfast before

leaving.

But you only gave me an apple.

I gave you an apple because I

knew you'd have lunch with your dad,

but I had a heavy breakfast.

I'll just have a green salad.

Salad?

Daddy, have you ordered my cake?

No, your mom told me she'd get

it.

If she remembers.

Why wouldn't she remember?

I think she's on it already.

I honestly doubt it.

Estefi!

- Sorry, sorry.

- Hi, honey!

- Estefi!

- Hi, Sebas!

Hi, Estef!

Clara! Or should I call you

Deedlit?

That's right. You know.

- Thank you.

- Take a seat, honey.

Lupe! You look really nice.

Have you done anything new?

More on the inside than outside.

Are you having anything, miss?

I've already eaten, thank you,

but I'll share some fries with

Sebas.

Estef, did you see my last post?

Of course. Pure art, huh?

- You should study film making.

- Thank you.

No cell phones at the table,

my filmmaker, huh?

Okay.

Did you like the telescope?

Of course! It's super cool

because it has over 40 lenses.

I was going to watch the

Orionids,

but my mom grounded me

from the telescope.

No, but tell them

why your mom grounded you.

Tell them you made a mess

in the living room,

she was exhausted and... tell them,

or your mom looks like an ogre and...

- And she grounded him just for that?

- Because he made a mess...

Let's go wash our hands

and you tell me, okay?

- I'll go with you.

- Let's go.

She's awesome.

Everything is better

ever since she came in my life.

And Clara and Sebas

get along really well with her.

Isn't it wonderful?

When are you going to tell Mrs.

Paola about Miss Wonderful?

No, not yet.

No, what if Paola scares her

away.

Later, later.

Later.

Hey.

Is Paola seeing anybody?

Mrs. Paola?

Of course, of course.

She's a very good mom and

she always puts the children first

and prioritizes her work

to support them, but...

but of course she's seeing

someone.

In confidence, she has many

admirers.

Of course she does! With that face,

and that body, and she's so charismatic.

Many admirers, many.

Young.

Strong!

Hello.

- Hello.

- Won't you say hi to your mom?

How did it go, ma'am?

What?

Wait, wait!

I'll leave a mark and you'll scold

me because I ruined your heels.

- Stop.

- What happened?

When were you going to tell me

Ricardo has a girlfriend?

Traitor!

Then you'd get mad at me

and say I'm a gossip.

A girlfriend?

No, I don't know her that well.

Oh, you don't know her that

well?

She's been kissing me

all afternoon, Lupe.

Well, you didn't tell me about

Mateo,

and he likes to hug and rub,

huh?

Did you fool around with Mateo?

No, no, no, no, no, ma'am,

I protected your honor.

But I couldn't help

he grabbed your behind.

You didn't warn me about that.

Well, the kids love "Estef."

Be happy, ma'am, that the

people around them love them.

You will always be their mom.

I feel more and more this is a

curse.

I'm telling you.

But it wasn't Rebeca, she's

awesome...

Whatever. Did you get Sonia's

notebook?

- No.

- What?

No. Do you remember

she had her sister's wedding?

Well, I let her go.

- You let her go?

- Yes.

Why?

But don't worry, I had a great

idea.

No, no, no, no. An idea? What

idea?

I recommended Keylor Salgado

to be the image of Songa!

- What?! Have you lost your mind, Lupe?

- No.

I asked you one thing! No.

Now I'll be fired.

I'll be fired for sure!

No, they won't because the boss

really liked my idea,

so much so they even called

his manager.

They're calling the manager,

ma'am.

Lupe, I'm so stressed!

But, hey...

Hey, ma'am, now I would need

to ask you a favor.

Tomorrow is my grandma's

80th birthday, and I can't miss it.

And you need the day off?

Actually, I'll give you the day

off, because, well, you have to go.

Me?

- Also, it's Sunday.

- No, no, no, no, no. No way, Lupe.

I don't even know your family.

No, no, no, no, no.

What's wrong, Mom?

Nothing, Muffin.

Lupe was telling me tomorrow

it's her grandma's 80th birthday.

How's that?

Your grandma is 80?

- Yes.

- Yes, son.

How cool, right?

Yes, but I don't think I'll go

because your mom has so much

work and who is going to look after you?

Oh, can I go?

Of course you can go, honey,

because it's a very

important date for the family

and Lupe can't miss it.

But I don't think I'll go

because...

I didn't even have time to buy

the gift.

Oh, no! Lupe, how come?

You didn't have time? Let me.

I have 3,000 pesos

so you buy her a nice gift.

3,000 pesos, ma'am?

No, that's not necessary.

Is that too little? Do you need

more?

- No.

- Sure, I have...

Yeah, look, 900 so you can

buy her some sweets from me.

Congratulate her, you

don't turn 80 every day, Lupe.

It's not necessary, ma'am.

It is necessary, it is.

Spend it all, Lupe.

That's so nice of you, ma'am.

Thank you so much.

From me to you to your grandma.

Watch out. No, really.

Ma'am, what a shame.

Are you tired? You'll miss

your stop, don't fall asleep.

There's onions, carrots, fruit.

We could get her strawberries...

peaches...

papaya, watermelon.

Chili. I don't know.

Lemon. Oh! Look, your favorite

fruit.

Buy some, please.

- No, thank you.

- Yes, try it.

- Yes!

- Would you like to try it?

No, I've already tried it.

I'm saving space for the party.

Yes?

- Very good. Is it my favorite?

- Yeah.

- Give me 4 pounds.

- Okay.

Look, pickled pig skins are on

sale.

I also have pressed

pork crackling and rind.

- Come on, try it. The little one.

- No, thank you.

Okay, give me 2 pounds.

Lupe, I thought you wouldn't

come!

I saved you the socks you like,

beautiful. Hold on.

"Beautiful"?

No, thank you very much.

I don't have money and I won't

buy that.

It's not the first time

I'll give you credit, baby.

Not your baby. Thank you

so much. Who is this man?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's too expensive, ma'am,

it's not Gucci.

I'll give you 400, if you won't

take it, there are more shops.

Oh, Lupe!

What's this? How much is it?

- No, there's no time.

- One sec, let me buy.

Lupe, I don't want to hurt you,

there's no time. Leave it.

TRANSMUTATION

I won't forgive myself if we're

late for Grandma's birthday.

Come on!

Lupe, why are you going so slow?

I couldn't go faster,

but I'm here with you.

I didn't remember it was so...

Nice?

Deteriorated.

Hey, Lupe.

- Is it here?

- You don't remember?

Clara!

You see...

My earring fell and

so I bent down to pick it up

and I saw the spot and thought,

"Why don't you put your gloves on?"

And I got the cloth

and I like to get close

because I like this lavender

scent.

The purple one.

It smells good,

you can put it like this.

It's my secret, between you

and...

Oh, it's about time, sis.

You're finally here!

How big, how handsome!

Lupe! Come here!

Grandma was tired of waiting for

you.

She's here, everybody!

- Hi, Granny! Happy birthday.

- Thank you!

Congratulations, ma'am.

Ma'am of the eight decades.

What's that, what's that?

Something for you.

Put it on, put it on!

No, it's a tablecloth. Come

on, Sebas, put it on the table.

On the table, please.

We'll use it today.

The lady sends you this with her

love.

- Really? Thank you so much.

- The lady?

- It's beautiful.

- It's the end of the world.

She hardly ever lets you come,

and now she's sending presents?

The lady, no, no.

No, the lady is...

She's a great woman, the

best boss, treats me like family,

pays me a good salary. She's top

notch.

Oh, and you use fancy words

and everything, Lupe.

Top notch!

No, no, no,

what's really top notch is...

- Here comes the airplane!

- Me? No.

Sure, it's great.

Look at the tail, the tail!

Delicious.

Delicious.

You can feel the legs.

- One more? One more, one more.

- No, no, no.

Give her some tequila.

No, some pulque to help it go

down.

- Do you want some pulque?

- Come on, yes.

Of course she does!

Oh.

Cheers!

- Now, cheers. Let's toast!

- No, thank you.

- It's guava.

- No, really, thank you so much.

Your favorite, you're drinking

it.

Come, Lupe, I want you to...

Let's go, I want to talk.

I'm telling you, you look

exhausted,

So, sis, just for that, come on,

have another one.

Cheers! Dance later.

Yeah, so she loosens up.

Margarita, look at you,

you're going to break.

There.

Who is it?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Good afternoon, ma'am. A

package for your daughter and...

an autograph here, please.

Ramn, right?

At your service, ma'am.

Yes. Lupe talks a lot about you.

- Does she?

- Uh-huh.

And she's not here today?

No, she's not, I gave her the

day off.

She went to visit her family.

But she says hi.

Really?

That's weird.

Yesterday she barely talked to

me.

I'd never seen her so angry.

Oh, no, it's...

Lupe gets very nervous

when she likes a man.

Well, I didn't know.

You know very little, Ramn.

Yes, well... she never told me

and...

Well, because she doesn't know

if you're interested

or if you're single

or have a girlfriend.

- Do you have a girlfriend, Ramn?

- No, no.

I'm single, ma'am, single,

alone.

- Single?

- Single, yes.

Since we're talking about

this...

What do you think about Lupe?

Because here, we adore her and

we don't want anybody to hurt her.

No, no, I couldn't, ma'am.

I think...

I think she's a wonderful woman.

She's beautiful,

smart, with a beautiful smile.

Her sense of humor...

and well, when she comes out

and waves and says "ah"... Yes.

- I... I...

- Do you like her?

I love her. Oh, ma'am.

The things you're making me say.

But Lupe is not one of those

who like to fool around. No, no, no.

So, if you want something

with her, you have to ask her out.

I don't think she and I are...

I mean, at that point yet.

- No, yes, sure, yes. Why not? Do it.

- Really?

Look, I have a good feeling, I

do.

- Okay, here it is.

- Okay.

- Thank you for the advice.

- You're welcome, Ramn.

Really. Yes, I will listen to

you.

- Have a nice day, Ramn.

- You too, ma'am. Good day, and thanks.

The package, your package!

- Yes. Oh, Ramn.

- Yes. There.

- Have a nice day, Ramn.

- You too.

- Good day... I'll close it.

- Yes, thank you.

You work all year long like a

dog.

Not all year long.

I do have days off, like today.

Of course, you should be having

your Sundays.

I didn't even know

if you were coming or not.

You spend all day at that house

with children

who are more yours than your

boss'.

Even her husband cheated on her

because she's never around.

But you do know why she's

never around, don't you?

She never got a cent,

married or divorced.

Somebody has to support that

family.

Don't tell me that story, Lupe.

Your boss isn't the first one

with a bad husband. Come on.

Ricardo never knew if something

was needed at that house,

not to mention the multiple

parties he threw all the time.

Look at you, working all day and night

and you don't ignore your David, do you?

I think that woman doesn't even

know her children's favorite meals.

Is that Sebastin and Clara?

Lupe, what's going on with you

today?

Is pulque affecting your memory

or what?

The whole house is full

of pictures of those kids.

Relax, let's dance.

Come on, the girls

are waiting for us over there.

Let's go.

Oh, no!

- Look, pineapple.

- Another one?

Another one, yes. Come.

Hi, Ramn.

There, my beautiful grandson!

Listen, listen.

Stop the music one second.

Grandma, come here. Come here!

- What?

- Come on, let's go.

I want to say a few words for

Grandma.

I want to thank you for your

advice,

your recipes, and above all,

your love.

Long live Grandma!

My beautiful daughters!

Well, but I don't want to cry,

or everybody's crying,

because you don't turn

80 every day, do you?

No!

So let's dance!

Everybody!

Lupe, David is calling you.

What David?

What do you mean? Your son.

David! Where is he?

In the living room! Have you

forgotten?

- Hello?

- Mom, how are you?

Son. How are you?

I really wanted to hear your

voice.

I'd love to be there to hug you

and dance with the most

beautiful woman in the world.

What you're saying is so nice.

I miss you too.

I want to thank you for

everything you've done for me.

Because you've looked after me

and, well, you work so hard.

You're my role model.

You're the best son

anybody could ask for.

I'm very proud of you.

You're going to make me cry.

See you soon.

See you soon.

I love you.

Me too. Take care.

Come on, go have fun.

This is the morning song

King David used to sing

Now we sing it to pretty girls

Wake up, Grandma, wake up

The sun is already up

The birds are singing

The moon has set

Today was the best day ever.

For me too.

Everything was delicious,

the mole was out of this world.

The crackling in salsa verde,

the brains tacos.

Well, the crickets.

My feet hurt from dancing so

much.

Yes, but you were dancing very

funny.

It was the pulque.

I have more fun with you

than with my mom.

No, your mom is fun too.

No, she's always busy.

She doesn't know about fun music

or astronomy.

Half of the time she's so

stressed.

Why can't my mom be like you?

Well, let's sleep, okay?

Rest.

I was thinking.

What if Sebastin made the

curse?

No, ma'am, my boy couldn't do

it.

No, no, no.

He's just asked me

why I can't be like you, Lupe.

Am I such a bad mom?

Your children have everything

they need.

They need me, don't they?

Well, they do.

See? Oh, no, no, no, no.

It's just...

I need to fix my mistakes.

I need to recover my body.

How are we going to fix this,

Lupe?

I told you already, ma'am.

Keylor Salgado is our solution!

Listen to me.

Lupe, Lupe...

Maybe you're right, Lupe.

I can't believe what I'm saying.

Well, yeah.

Something to clean,

something to get dirty...

- What do you prefer?

- I like cats because they leave hair...

I like the one

you're pointing at.

Do you? Hey...

Too much brightness.

Full of happiness, of hope...

A huge hope in my heart,

and that's why I want to work

with the Songa.

Yes.

Enough, enough!

It's a structure of hydrogen,

dust, plasma and new stars

that covers most of the

constellation.

This is the morning song

That King David used to sing

To handsome men

And now we sing it to you

Happy birthday, Muffin.

Open it, open it!

Terrific!

For you to wear

while you watch the planets.

It's what I've always wanted.

Thank you very much.

Why don't you go to the kitchen

now?

I've made a special breakfast

for you with my own hands.

Really?

Yes, Muffin.

See you in the afternoon.

- Happy birthday.

- Thanks.

Let's go, tyke.

He loved your present, ma'am.

He did indeed.

Oh, Lupe.

Tell me this will end.

I'll be over, ma'am.

Wow, my hands are really soft.

Thanks, Lupe.

Thank you, ma'am.

- Hi, Pao.

- Good morning.

Good morning.

I've brought you

some tamales and rice atoles.

- I don't have gluten.

- I do.

Have you seen the horoscope?

It says

the eclipse season is about to

start,

as well as Mercury retrograde.

No, all will be fine.

- Breathe, keep calm.

- Yes.

We've got some incense.

And I've got some quartz, too.

- Yes, we've got quartz.

- I forgot the deodorant.

What did his manager say?

- What time is he coming?

- It's okay.

Everything's fine, relax.

in this country.

Besides, she had the

fantastic idea of calling you.

Paola, let me introduce you

to Keylor Salgado.

Keylor.

Rebeca, he's Keylor Salgado.

Yes, I can see him.

Rebeca told me you're a Leo.

But I identify myself with

Virgo.

You're a visionary.

Brave, tenacious.

The perfect zodiacal sign for

this job.

No! My hands are sweating,

Keylor,

because, I swear...

I watch you every morning,

I've never missed any of your TV

shows.

I'm also a big fan of...

household appliances.

Is this the cape you used

to welcome the New Year?

- Yes.

- Can I touch it?

Paola, Paola.

It's so...

Pao, Pao.

Bread for Paola, bread for

Paola!

Cookie or cupcake?

- Cupcake.

- Keylor.

This is the team which worked

tirelessly

to prepare everything for you.

- By the way, let's go visit the set.

- Okay.

It's wonderful. While we

wait for Paola to recover.

And this is Mateo, he'll

be in charge of the project.

- Me?

- Yes, from now.

- Hello, a big fan of yours.

- While we wait for Paola to recover.

- Let's go.

- Yes, Mr. Salgado, please.

- This way. Thanks.

- Give her some air.

Let her smell the cupcake.

- Two minutes, sir.

- Air, please.

Action!

A floor clean as your aura.

Devote your time to you and your

family,

and let magic fill your house.

Songa...

is more than your friend,

it's your third hand.

A floor as clean as your aura.

It's more than your friend,

it's your third hand.

Okay, cut, cut.

Keylor.

Great, I really like it.

But could you just repeat the

script?

My dear Aries, Keylor

Salgado doesn't use scripts.

He uses intuition.

The words that reach his soul.

Yes, I see, but this is an ad

with very important selling

points

which pay us for including them,

you get it?

Then, my dear Aries,

what you need is a parrot.

No, we're paying you

to repeat as a parrot.

You cannot say whatever you want

in each take.

I need you to repeat the script,

okay?

What you need is the man

from the tamal cart!

- I'm leaving.

- No, no, no... Keylor.

- Keylor!

- No, no, no, Paola!

You're out of this.

Mr. Quiroga said

I'm in charge of the ad.

- Let go of me.

- No.

We've already seen how

professional you are with VIP people.

Look... why don't you leave your

VIP's

to soak, good-for-nothing!

- Keylor, Keylor!

- Shall I get some ice?

- Lupe!

- Oh, Sebastin!

Come here, look,

I was going to show you

how big Jupiter is.

Wow!

That's Jupiter? It's huge.

And although it's a gaseous

planet,

its weight is twice the weight

of all the other planets together.

I'm so proud of you.

Wow!

Hello, Mary!

- It's Lupe.

- Come in.

- Where's Pao?

- She's at work.

- She hasn't arrived yet.

- On a Saturday?

- Hi, Mary.

- Hi, it's Lupe.

- Hello, Mary.

- Welcome.

Hey, Mary, where are the

appetizers?

We're looking for the catering

everywhere.

The kids want snacks,

are there any gluten-free?

Yes, ma'am.

I've got with gluten and

gluten-free, zero and double zero.

- Here you are.

- Hey.

Did Paola ask you to look after

us well?

It's a shame we have

to come to the kitchen

to refill our drinks.

- Yes.

- Crap, I'm already drunk.

Precisely because there's no

food.

- They bought something, didn't they?

- I don't know, ma'am.

Or just Japanese peanuts?

- What a shame!

- Hey, girls, I've got some gossip!

Oh, gossip, I'm coming!

Did she have a surgery?

Nobody has surgeries done,

we're all naturally like this.

Come on, who has your doc's

phone?

- What!

- Paola's ex has got a girlfriend.

- No!

- Look at this.

- No!

- She's a baby!

No, she's gorgeous.

If I were cheated on with her,

I swear I wouldn't get mad.

Poor Pao, she definitely lost

him.

What did you put in my drink?

Wine, ma'am,

aren't you drinking wine?

Can you tell the difference

between an orange and a tomato?

I don't know why...

Honestly, I don't think

it will last long.

There must be lots of women

around Ricardo,

he's so handsome.

f*cking stupid envious sluts.

Keylor, Keylor, no, no...!

No, I'm sorry, darling, I'm so

sorry.

I don't need

to put up with your colleagues.

I can make money just breathing.

I don't need this.

Keylor, Keylor, listen to me,

please.

I don't care about that.

I'm the one who needs you.

- You're not a Leo?

- No, no, no.

I'm not a Leo, I'm not Paola.

I'm a Virgo, I'm Lupe.

I'm Paola's children's nanny.

Yes, I can see your soul

and your body don't match.

- No!

- How could this miracle be possible?

You're pure cosmic energy.

No, no, no!

No, it's not...

This is a curse, Keylor.

I love my life as it is,

I don't want to stay like this

forever.

I've always known soul exchange

can happen during the

Orionid meteor shower.

But I've never thought I'd be so

lucky

as to see it with my own eyes.

Who made the wish?

There are mosquitos, aren't

there?

Because of the mower.

Oh, no, poor kids in Africa!

Mary, be careful!

You're going to hurt a child.

Mary, another round of drinks,

okay?

- Isn't Pao coming?

- I can't stand this heat anymore.

Have you got a fan?

Yes, ma'am. No, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Hey, Mara, you know what?

I went to the bathroom

- and saw there's no soap.

- Lupe, ma'am.

Yes, well, there's no soap.

I'll check it.

I went to the bathroom and

thought,

"I'll tell Mara there's no

soap."

I didn't realize

because I never wash my hands.

- Shall I call you to pick me up?

- Okay.

- Mr. Ricardo.

- Hi, Lupe! How are you?

- Where's the birthday boy?

- Inside.

Lupita, how are you?

- And the monster?

- Who?

- Who? Paola.

- Don't call her like that, sir.

She hasn't come back from work

yet.

But there're many snakes

down there, waiting to see you.

They care for you, sir.

Dad!

Puppy, how are you?

- Whose birthday is it today?

- Mine.

- Look.

- Happy birthday, Sebas.

Can we invite her? Please!

- No, no, your mom will k*ll me.

- Yes, let her in, yes.

Mrs. Paola is much more relaxed

than you think, sir.

And she's not the same woman who

wanted to get divorced one year ago.

Well, she could have changed,

but I don't think she's ready

to meet my girlfriend.

Trust me, at this moment,

nothing could scare Mrs. Paola.

Besides, Sebastin loves her.

Look.

And there's no point

in trying to keep it secret.

It's better if you yourself tell

her.

You know what? You're right.

She'll learn about this sooner

or later.

Honey, you're invited to the

party.

The boss here

has given her consent.

- Welcome.

- Thanks.

- Excuse me.

- Thank you.

So tell me, Sebas, what did you

receive?

He brought her.

Good for him.

- Hi.

- Richi!

- How are you?

- You look so well.

- Very elegant.

- Both of you look very well.

- Thanks.

- You look really elegant.

Let me introduce you to

Estefana, my girlfriend.

- Hello.

- Hi, Estefi!

- What a nice name!

- Thanks.

- I love your hair.

- So do I.

- Take care of that heartthrob.

- Yeah!

Lupe, could you bring us

something to drink?

Yes!

- Or maybe...

- Mary, bring him some drinks.

She cannot drink alcohol

because she's a minor.

How could she be a minor?

Confirmed. Ricardo ended up winning,

and don't deny it because we all agree.

- Am I right?

- Absolutely!

She left him to marry herself!

- It's only fair she's alone.

- Yes, it is!

Paola is alone!

Enough, pile of witches!

Paola's not married, she's tired

of you not seeing who she really

is.

She's a good woman, a good

professional,

a good mother, a good friend,

a good ex-wife.

She really is.

She's determined, she

gives good advice, she's fun,

she practices sports

and she looks

like she's 20,

no surgeries needed.

And you call yourselves her

friends,

but you should support her

and not criticize her.

You should stop gossiping

behind her back.

- Hey...

- And regarding Lupe,

neither servant nor maid or

sl*ve.

She's the one who holds this

house up.

If she leaves,

all this will go to hell.

So if you want more wine

to go on babbling,

go help yourselves from the

fridge.

- Enough.

- What?!

Oh, by the way, Teresita.

Stop visiting the surgeon

because that work of art

your face is becoming

is going to be exhibited

at the contemporary art museum.

I'm home!

What's the matter with Mary?!

Hey, no! Hurtful and not nice.

What is happening?

You must be Sebastin.

If you are, blink twice.

Come with me, little Libra.

I don't know what happened,

but...

Hi!

Let me introduce you to

Estefana.

- She's my girlfriend.

- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too,

Estefana. Thanks for coming.

Pao, we should talk about your

maid.

She treated us horribly and

yes, we want a public apology

before you fire her, of course.

Listen to me, Mrs. Teresa.

You will leave this house

before Lupe.

So what about pretending

you didn't say anything and

just keep having a peaceful party?

Welcome.

Now, if you don't mind...

- Thanks.

- Stupid witch.

- Ma'am.

- Did you see Keylor?

- Did you talk to him?

- Much better.

He's here, talking to Sebastin.

What?

What a wonderful telescope!

A wonderful birthday present.

But I opened it ahead of time

and my mom got angry,

so she punished me.

And I couldn't see

the Orionid meteor shower

you mentioned last week.

And you got furious.

So furious I wished Lupe were my

mom.

They've been there for a while.

They've just started, ma'am.

Breathe.

Look, I've brought you this.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks, Lupe.

Estef seems to be a nice girl,

doesn't she?

Yes, she does.

But you've also got

very nice things, ma'am.

I could hear what you told your

friends

about me, ma'am.

It's the truth, Lupe.

You're part of this family.

Besides, I don't know

how you put up with me.

Well, I've also seen you

juggling

to defend this family and...

Yes, you sometimes stumble,

but that's why I'm here.

To help you stand up again.

Thanks, Lupe.

Thanks for the support.

And for the love you give to our

kids.

Ma'am...

So my mom and Lupe...

But I was angry.

I'm afraid, my little Libra,

your wish came true.

Lupe and your mother are

exchanged.

Mom.

I'm sorry I made that wish.

No, sweetheart, I'm the

one who should apologize.

For not knowing about astronomy,

for not knowing funny songs,

for not knowing

about the horoscope or stars,

or telescopes.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I just want my mom to be my mom.

And Lupe to be Lupe.

Oh, boy.

I want everything to be

just like it used to be.

What was that? Are you okay?

- What happened?

- I don't know. Are you alright?

- Everyone's fine?

- What happened?

Estefi's fine? Is she?

Mom, are you okay?

I don't know, ask her.

- Muffin.

- Mom.

Baby!

Keylor.

Oh, Lupe! Is it me again?

Yes, it's my body. Yes, I'm

fine.

Yes, I'm here.

And this is you, my love.

Are you alright?

Keylor. Keylor, from the TV

show.

It's Keylor from the TV show!

I'm a Scorpio and I'm your fan.

Tell me what the stars

are bringing me, please.

I'm Pili, nice to meet you.

Pao, this party's the best.

What a shame you watch broadcast

TV.

- Hey, a photo.

- Yes!

No, you'd better watch

his show tomorrow

because now we have to enjoy the

party,

pile of witches.

Hey, Mary, that's enough.

Enough now.

Pao, did you hear

how Mary the maid treated us?

Teresa, darling,

what's the matter with you?

Lupe, because she's called Lupe,

is the boss here.

Well, whatever. Shall we take

a...?

Go over there Mary,

so we can take the photo.

Do it like this, Keylor!

Is it okay if he's not in the

picture?

- What?

- How come...?

- But...

- I told you.

He vanished, he just vanished.

Good afternoon, Lupe.

I know it's not a good moment,

but I'm about to finish and...

- I hope you like it, honey.

- Okay.

A wig.

- I bought it with all my love.

- It's great.

- I love you, Clara.

- I love you more.

Muffin!

Muffin, Muffin.

Make a wish, honey.

No, you'd better not! It's okay.

Virgo, Aries, Sagittarius,

and all zodiacal signs,

today I'll give you time,

time to love,

time to enjoy, to take care,

to clean our soul,

time to smile to the ones we

love,

and to everyone else, too.

Become the owner of your life,

of your time.

Ask for the impossible.

Not you.

And may the wind...

may the wind takes you my love.

And leave all the rest to the

Songa.

Lupe!

Lupe, Lupe!

Well done!

How exciting!

Lupe, Lupe, Lupe!

Eh, Lupe!