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01x03 - Little Job of Horrors/Bye Bye Albie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kindergarten: The Musical". Aired: September 3, 2024 – present.*
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Series follows the adventures of Berti Benavente, a 5-year-old girl who starts kindergarten at Porter Elementary School and discovers the highs and lows of school, along with her classmates and teacher Ms. Moreno.

01x03 - Little Job of Horrors/Bye Bye Albie

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Kindergarten

I'm on my way ♪

The wait is finally over ♪

It's gonna be great ♪

I know that when I get there ♪

When I get there ♪

All of my friends

will be waiting for me ♪

- Here we go ♪

- Go ♪

The show is starting ♪

Come on get ready for ♪

Kindergarten, the musical ♪

The musical ♪

Everyone's a star ♪

-We are ♪

-Yeah ♪

Set and ready for ♪

Kindergarten, the musical ♪

Let's put on a show ♪

Come on get ready for ♪

Kindergarten, the musical ♪

Let's put on a show ♪

Little Job of Horrors.

Good morning,

my kidda-dees.

Please join me on the meeting rug.

I have something very special planned.

Radish, Rose, hear that?

Something special.

It's gonna be a show stopper of a day.

Think Ms. Moreno's thing

is fun special or

Nervous tummy special?

Whoo!

I hope it's a tap karate class.

I don't know.

But I can't wait to find out.

I remember having a hard time waiting

when I was your age.

You're only four months older, Abigail.

Four and a half.

Yo.

Now, students, today is a special day

because each and every one of you

will get your very first classroom job.

Ooh. Wow!

This job wheel will help us keep track

of who's doing what.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

But, Ms. Moreno, why do we need jobs?

We're kids.

I'm glad you asked, Kenji.

We are going to do so much

in this classroom.

We'll read books there.

Paint paintings over there,

all kinds of things.

So I'll need your help to keep

it all running in tip-top shape.

You hear that?

We get to help make our classroom

even better!

Now, let's go over some of the jobs.

There's guinea pig feeder.

Whoever has this job gets to give

Albert Applesauce

his snacks.

Aw!

There's whiteboard eraser

and floor sweeper.

Then there's line leader.

The line leader gets the class

in a nice straight line

and then leads us around the school

to all the places we need to go.

Like lunch or the schoolyard.

I'd love to lead the class

to all those super fun places.

That's the job for me.

I want to be

line leader.

Line leader. Line leader?

That's a thing? Sweet!

I'm good at helping ♪

Here's an awesome opportunity ♪

I know what a line is ♪

I'm ready to lead ♪

Sounds good

This could be the perfect job for me ♪

Let's start

with chair stacker.

Whiteboard eraser.

Kenji. You can keep time.

Line leader, line leader ♪

I want a job that sits with zooms ♪

Time-keeper's my speed, yeah ♪

I just wanna move!

Hope she's a mind reader ♪

Please, Ms. M, please ♪

Sounds good this could be

the perfect job for ♪

Table wiper. Rose.

Floor sweeper's next.

Ooh, let's see

Radish, with sound effects.

I will lead my friends

through the yard ♪

To music class, lunch and art ♪

I know that this might be hard ♪

But I will try ♪

This is gonna be great ♪

- To do my best ♪

- We just can't wait ♪

And I won't rest ♪

Berti's got this smart energy ♪

The least out of places

The early, not latest ♪

But surely the straightest ♪

'Cause Berti's the greatest ♪

Mind-reader

Mind-reader ♪

Who? Me?

Three cheers for the mind reader ♪

- Give me a B.

- B!

- E.

- E.

- R! T!

- R! T!

I hope she sees ♪

I want it, I need it ♪

I really want to be it ♪

I know that I can do it

and I totally guarantee it ♪

It's the perfect job for ♪

Abigail.

Abigail

is the line leader?

And Berti, that means you'll be

pencil manager.

Pencil manager?

Your job is to pick up

all the pencils lying around.

You can even sharpen the stubby ones.

That sounds great.

But leading friends

to important places around school

sounds way way better.

Okay. Shining stars.

Time to make the letter T.

With blocks.

Um Rose. Radish.

Did you hear?

I'm not line leader?

Can one of you help?

I don't want to be pencil manager.

Okay, my busy builders.

Time to clean up.

Everyone to your classroom jobs.

Okay. I'm not line leader.

But the show must go on.

I can still help as pencil manager.

Good news.

I'm making this pencil sharper.

Ta-da!

Swishity, swish, swish!

Berti, you okay?

I just wish I liked

being pencil manager more.

But I don't see how it helps anyone.

Maybe you'll like your job more

once you see it's fun.

Pretend you're

somewhere else, like

Whoosh. The Moon!

Or

The jungle.

Okay.

Caw! Caw!

Mmm. That is fun.

But not as fun as leading everyone

all around school.

I know what'll make

your pencil manager job more fun.

Just move like this.

Just jump and grab and plunk and hurray!

Fun. See?

Uh, jump and grab and hurray!

Fun?

Thanks for trying, guys.

You're so nice.

But I just don't think pencil manager

will ever be as great a job

as line leader.

So ask Ms. Moreno to switch.

Get a job that's more you.

So you could do you more.

Ask to switch?

So, Ms. Moreno,

I was wondering if I could have

a different job

where I'd help more,

like line leader.

I'm afraid not, Berti.

Everyone has to keep the jobs they have

until I give out new jobs next week.

But I'll be very sure to note

that you want to be line leader.

Okay. Thank you.

And, Berti.

Keep an open mind.

You may not see it now, but I know

you'll find something worthwhile

about being a pencil manager.

Okay, kidoodle-noodles.

Time for lunch. Line leader,

please help us line up.

Okay, Ms. Moreno.

Kat, you're behind Jamil.

Radish, you're behind Tej.

Berti, you're at the end. Good.

Everyone, follow me.

Let me point out

one obvious problem ♪

My job is pointless.

Everyone's got some ♪

Really cool task ♪

To help the whole class ♪

But not me ♪

Managing pencils

Is clearly nonsensical ♪

How is that even a thing? ♪

This is pointless ♪

See?

I have no one to help

and nowhere to lead ♪

Just me and the job ♪

That nobody needs ♪

So there's no ♪

Point ♪

All right,

my shining stars.

Today we'll draw something that begins

with the letter T.

Like tap shoe.

Or tornado.

Great T words. What else?

Tomorrow

I'll be one day closer to a job

where I can actually help.

All right, class. T-time.

Hey. Anyone know where

-the green pencils are?

-Huh?

I want to make my trumpet green.

Just like my guitar.

What about the purple pencils?

For my purple tap shoes.

I need blue.

My dinosaur.

Where's the silver?

Green pencils.

Wait a minute.

I know where those pencils are.

Ms. Moreno.

May I?

Go get 'em. You got this.

I need a red, a red!

Where's the black?

Gold, please.

Um Hold on.

I can get you that.

And that.

Oh, the pencil sharpener broke.

Don't worry.

I'll get new batteries,

because I'm the

-Pencil manager.

-Pencil manager.

Oh, I've got greens right here.

Oh, pencil manager.

I've got your batteries.

You're liking the job now, Berti?

Yeah. The class needs pencils.

And it's up to me to come through.

-I get it.

-You got this.

It's the perfect job for you ♪

-Pencil manager.

-I'm the pencil manager.

I've got what you need.

A can full of rainbows ♪

A page of possibilities ♪

Every job matters ♪

And that's the whole point ♪

I'll sweep this.

I'll clean this.

Um, I'll just leave this.

I can check on Albert.

If you need a letter lead us.

I'll sweep this I'll clean this ♪

Wow, can you believe this? ♪

We all need everybody

And everybody needs us ♪

It's the perfect job for ♪

Us ♪

All right, kid-aroonies.

Class dismissed.

What a great day!

Berti, you should be proud of your work

as pencil manager today.

Thank you, Ms. Moreno.

I didn't see it at first.

But it's a really important job.

I can't wait to see

what i get next week.

Whatever it is, it'll be great.

A real showstopper.

Hey. Where'd that green pencil go?

Bye bye, Albie.

- Whoa. Check out the

- Wow!

- That's cool.

- Ooh, really nice.

Thank you for joining

Abigail's magic carpet ride tour.

We are now flying through

the city of Animalopolis.

Animalopolis is the wowiest.

Lions at the library.

A polar bear parade?

Cool.

Oh. And there's

the world's cutest guinea pig.

I gotta take a closer look.

Whoa, Radish.

You're so good with Albert Applesauce.

He really likes you.

Oh, thanks.

I like taking care of him.

I give him a lot of carrots,

brush his fur.

He's pretty comfy with me.

Right, Albert?

Scratch, scratch, scratch.

That's the sweetest thing

I've ever seen.

Ever ever!

Oh, so cute.

I see we have some

Albert Applesauce fans here.

His itty bitty paws.

Those chutting

and squeaking sounds he makes.

I'd love to take care of him

the way Radish does.

Well, free time's almost over.

Berti, think you could help

put Albert back in his cage?

Ding! Ding! Ding! Great idea.

Gives him time

to get to know you better.

So then he'll chut chut

and squeak squeak with me like with you?

Ms. Moreno,

I will take the best care

of our class guinea pig

that I can.

You and me, Albert

Best of friends ♪

We'll never be apart ♪

I'll brush your fur

Feed you carrots, and ♪

Paw in hand ♪

We'll be heart to heart ♪

Oh, oh, oh ♪

The places we'll go ♪

The things that we'll do and see ♪

It's a great big world ♪

For a guinea pig and girl ♪

Full of possibilities ♪

For Albert and me ♪

You and me, Albert ♪

We've got plans ♪

I can't wait to make a start ♪

A great adventure, Berti ♪

Chutting away to far off lands ♪

We'll scuba dive with whales ♪

And we'll go get our nails done ♪

-Mexico, Madrid and Egypt ♪

-Pyramids ♪

-Paris is so pretty ♪

-And back to New York City ♪

To see a show ♪

Oh, oh, oh ♪

The places we'll go ♪

The things that we'll do and see ♪

Oh, all the things that we'll see ♪

It's a great big world ♪

For a guinea pig and girl ♪

Full of possibilities ♪

For Albert and me ♪

Okay, kidoodle-noodles.

Clean up time.

Oh, yeah. Hey. It's been fun.

And there'll be lots more fun

because we're best buddies now.

Right?

Huh. You liked when Radish tickled you.

Are you just excited?

You probably just need to rest.

I'll check on you soon. Okay?

How'd it go with Albert?

He seemed a little excited.

But I got him back in his cage okay.

Where is he then?

-Who?

-Albert.

He's not in his cage.

That's weird.

I'm pretty sure I put him in there.

Pretty sure?

Or really really really sure?

Try to remember.

No. I'm sure I put

Albert in his cage.

So, where is he then?

Did I forget to close

the cage door thingy-dingy?

Ba-ba-ba-bom!

Great question. Did you?

I hope not.

I'll be right back.

-It's locked.

-Great.

Then it's got to be that.

The PE Coach is in the yard

training Albert

for a big guinea pig race.

I guess?

Oh, oh!

Albert disappeared poof!

And reappeared Poof! Poof!

In the gym because he's magic.

That's gotta be it.

So, nothing to worry about, Berti.

Right.

But still,

I don't think Albert's

in any of those places.

-Yeah, probably not.

-Yeah, probably not.

But I'm sure he's A-okay safe.

And will come back very very soon.

I really hope so.

To the work tables, kiddos.

We have some fun business to attend to.

I think you should tell

Ms. Moreno anyway.

I know. I should.

Um, Ms. Moreno?

Oops! Could you help me please, Kenji?

Ms. Moreno looks busy.

I don't want to bother her.

That's why I will find

Albert Applesauce myself.

In the middle of class?

How?

That is for me to figure out.

Hopefully, very soon.

All right, my busy bees.

Did you know bees can dance?

Albert. Where are you?

When a worker bee finds a flower

filled with yummy pollen,

she shows her bee buddies

where the flower is

with the waggle dance.

Oh. Where could he be?

The bee waggle dance

is the path the bee needs to take

to find the flower.

Waggle waggle waggle buzz.

Waggle waggle hey.

Waggle waggle waggle buzz.

Waggle waggle hey.

Waggle waggle waggle buzz.

Albert?

Whoops.

Is that you, Albert?

You sneaky weaky

pom-pom?

I still can't find him.

I really think you should tell

Ms. Moreno about Albert.

Yeah. She needs to know he's missing.

I know. I'll tell her now.

Someone's missing? Who?

Uh, Albert. But only a little bit.

Who's missing a little bit?

Uh Albert?

Albert is missing.

No, wait. I was about to tell

Ms. Moreno myself. Shh!

Albert's missing.

I can't believe it.

Albert's missing?

Not cool.

Hey, did you hear? ♪

Albert disappeared ♪

He was just there ♪

Berti's taking care of him ♪

Where did he go? ♪

Check by the window ♪

Someone tell ♪

Ms. More ♪

No!

-Hey, did you hear? ♪

-Did you hear? ♪

-Albert disappeared ♪

-Albert disappeared ♪

-He was just there ♪

-He was just there ♪

Berti's taking care of him ♪

Where did he go? ♪

Check by the window ♪

Someone tell ♪

Ms. More ♪

No!

Berti? Is everything all right?

Is um everything?

Is there something you want to say?

Um

Yes.

There is.

Psst! Berti

We'll help you find Albert.

Great.

Then I don't have to worry Ms. Moreno.

Keep her busy while we look.

Berti, what is it?

It's that I want to show you

Uh My waggle dance.

How wonderful.

Uh

Waggle, waggle. Waggle hup!

Waggle waggle waggle buzz ♪

Waggle waggle hey ♪

Waggle waggle waggle buzz

Waggle waggle hey ♪

Waggle waggle waggle buzz

Waggle waggle hey ♪

Buzz buzz ♪

Oh, look this way.

Waggle waggle waggle buzz

Waggle ♪

Over here.

Waggle waggle waggle buzz

Waggle ♪

Not there!

Waggle waggle waggle buzz ♪

Waggle waggle waggle buzz buzz ♪

Waggle waggle waggle waggle ♪

Wha Ooh!

Oops.

Oh dear. Berti, are you okay?

Oh, and where's Albert Applesauce?

Um Where Is he?

Didn't you put him back in his cage?

Si. Yes. I did.

But then, Ms. Moreno, I'm so sorry.

Albert Applesauce is missing.

I was taking care of him

and I got him in his cage A-okay.

All I know is I closed the door.

Next thing, his cage is empty.

I wanted to tell you,

but I'm so worried.

And I didn't want you

to worry too, so

I'm sorry.

Oh, you poor thing.

Huh?

A second door?

So that's how Albert escaped.

Good work, Berti

I didn't even know

there was a door back there.

We still don't know where he is though.

Class,

can you think of something we can try

to get Albert Applesauce

to come out of his hiding spot?

Hmm.

He really likes carrots?

Incredible idea, Jamil.

Albert is a big carrot fan.

Care to do the honors?

Albert.

I've got a yummy carrot for you.

Can you come out?

Please!

You're back.

Wepa! Oh, yay!

means he's hungry.

It does? I didn't know.

I should have asked you

for help earlier.

You should have come to me

for help sooner too, Berti.

It could have saved you

a lot of worrying?

I tried to tell you,

but I didn't want to upset you.

The next time I need help,

I'll come to you right away.

The very split second I need it.

I promise.

Chut! Chut! Chut! Chut!

He's chutting to me. We're friends.

You and me, Albert ♪

Best of friends ♪

That's how it's gonna be ♪

Now that I know you ♪

I understand ♪

I know I can.

'Cause friends always know

what friends need ♪

Oh, oh, oh ♪

The places we'll go ♪

The things that we'll do and see ♪

It's a great big world ♪

For a guinea pig and girl ♪

Full of possibilities ♪

For Albert and Berti ♪

Best friends like Albert and me ♪

Albert?