Do you know what it
is you're holding?
It's a printout of my tweets.
April 15th, 2013.
Can you read that one please?
"This is why we should
continue to b*mb..
..these Muslim rats
into the Stone Age"
In October 12th, 2012.
"People need to stop being
such f*gg*t a*s b*tches..
..and take responsibility
for their own actions".
And August 2nd, 2012.
"Women need to decide
between being a trophy wife..
..or marriage material".
"But either way, they
need to shut the f*ck up,
cook a solid meal,
suck their man's d*ck".
Tracy, I wrote these when I was
in, in college and high school.
I have to let you go.
You are letting me go.
It's policy.
Really?
Do you see the trash
that works in this place?
All the weirdos, the sluts,
the money hungry f*ck.
And you're firing me.
Okay? Yeah. That's enough.
You can see yourself out.
I do wish you the best.
Wish me the best, huh?
Wish me the best.
You know what?
f*ck you, you f*cking b*tch.
Okay. That sh*t right there,
you can take that
sh*t back to Twitter.
But right here, right now, I
will personally f*ck you up.
Do you understand me? Get out!
Joe.
Oh, what the f*ck is this?
f*cking animals.
Larry, come on.
Yeah.
Where's Joe?
No idea. What's up?
Tracy fired Manny over
a bunch of old tweets.
Man, he was working
on three deals.
Yeah, I know. I'm gonna need
the team to pick up the slack.
Christ.
I mean, a heads up
would've been nice.
Well, now, you know, Larry, do
you have a problem with this?
Yes.
I would've prepared better.
I mean, we all pretty
heavy workloads.
- Heavy workloads?
- Yeah.
Well, you know what?
It's about to get worse.
Justin didn't
come to work today
The Benjamin deal is going
to committee tomorrow,
and he hasn't
finalized the notes.
It has to go to the
committee members tonight.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at you.
Why would I look at you, Larry?
Why?
Has anyone seen Joe?
I don't know where Joe is,
but I went in his office and
it smelled awful in there.
Yeah, it smelled like
piss or something.
Definitely piss.
Well, look, everybody
Manny's gone. He got fired.
Justin is MIA.
And I heard he had a meeting
with Tracy yesterday.
Oh, is she gonna fire him too?
I don't know, but here's what
I do know is we need to rally
and we need to make this
transition as smooth as possible
Both those guys sucked.
Alright. Anyway, in the meeting
room in an hour everyone. Okay?
- One hour.
- Mm-hmm.
Hey Ma!
I'll be home tonight.
I'm sorry, ma. I had a lot of
work. I slept at the office.
That's great.
You're the best, ma.
Hey, I gotta go, I gotta
jump in a meeting, okay?
Yeah. I love you, ma.
Hey, Scott.
Joe, have you seen Aaron?
No, I haven't seen her.
What about last night?
Did you see her last night
At the bar?
Yeah. What did you see?
What you mean? Nothing.
What did you see?
Well, towards the
end when she left?
I was hammered. Everybody was.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Just saying we're all f*cked up.
The whole night's a blur.
So you're making an
excuse then, right?
No man. Get a grip, will you?
I'm not trying to
make an excuse.
It was a rough night and
I'm f*cking hung over.
Good morning, Mary.
I'm gonna need the Ferris file
if you could grab
that for me, please.
Here you go.
So, no drinking for
you last night, Mary.
Oh God, no. I set that out.
What about you?
Uh, no, Mary, because those
things are for loosers.
Besides, I got
the kid this week.
I wanna put in as
much time as possible.
Where is baby mama Betsy?
I told you, Mary.
Her name is c**t face.
And c**t face is on some island
spending my kids' child support
on margaritas and cocaine.
Maybe your ex and my
ex should be together.
Yeah, she's not my ex.
I f*cked a sl*t and had a baby.
Honestly, I gotta fight for
my custody like Stalingrad
And Stalingrad is bad.
Stalingrad is bad.
Scott, look over this for me.
Have you seen Aron?
No.
No, you haven't seen her
or no, she's not in yet?
No as in I have no
idea where she is
and no, I don't
give a sh*t either.
These guys nowadays,
soft as sh*t,
just grown men hung
up playing and crying.
They're always on his phone
just staring at the screen.
I feel bad for Scott.
And you see the
pain on his face.
He's bringing his personal
sh*t into the office.
Bad business.
And that affects my business.
Maybe it's time to let him go.
Can't afford to.
f*cking new kid freaks
me the f*ck out.
This place is going to sh*t
Star?
- She's real nice - Star.
f*cking freak.
God dammit. What was I saying?
I've lost my thought.
- Firing Scotty.
- Right.
He's my best analyst.
Just has to shake it
off, get back on track
and leave his personal
life outta here.
Well, unfortunately,
as you just saw,
our personal lives
leak into the office.
It's okay. We all do it.
He just needs to get help.
We talking about Scott
or the Star freak?
Christ! Scotty, Greg, Scott.
Well, he said he was
going to see a shrink.
Well, that's good.
You know, sometimes
getting over a breakup
can be harder than death.
Nothing's harder than death
and no, Mary, breakups aren't
supposed to be that hard.
He's weak.
There's a point where
your pride has to kick in.
Pride is a deadly sin.
Yes, so is being a p*ssy.
It is.
I don't think that's one
of the seven deadly sins.
Yes. Sloth and being a
p*ssy are one and the same.
Sloth is being very lazy.
Exactly. He's a p*ssy.
And if you say so..
I do.
And, and it takes a deadly
sin to k*ll a deadly sin.
And which one is he k*lling?
Lust.
Aron is a wh*re.
- That's harsh.
- It's true.
Trust me.
She's just like c**t face.
They are cut from
the same wh*re cloth
posing, taking photographs
of herself all day. For what?
So what's your
go-to deadly sin?
Wrath.
Trolled rage.
It kills all the deadly sins.
Gets you out of them.
Especially lust. I used wrath,
plowed right through it.
I figured it would be greed.
Yep, that too.
- Okay.
- But Wrath being swallow.
- Nadia. Hi.
- Hey.
Is Erin in yet?
I haven't seen her.
What about last night,
did you see her leave?
No. I mean, you know Erin
and her Irish goodbyes.
Yeah. Uh, so you didn't
see her leave with anyone?
No.
No.
When she gets in here, let
her know I'm looking for her.
Yeah, you got it.
Lads, did you see Erin?
Oh boy.
No, I think I get
in around 8:00 PM
Yeah, man.
See you on the course,
bright and early.
sh*t, sh*t, I gotta go. Okay.
Tracy, how are you?
Have a seat.
So what's it gonna be?
Well, I reviewed your proposal.
Unfortunately, I just
can't give your department
that kind of a raise.
Carl.
My team is the most diverse
group in the company,
and we are grossly underpaid.
Listen, I love HR.
They play an
important role here.
You are screwing the most
diverse group in the company
on all fronts.
It's a transitional thing.
And we'll revisit this next
quarter. Okay? You have my word.
I expect that this will be
vastly different in a few months
because if it is not, you are
gonna be in a world of sh*t.
I will go to Victoria.
Hey, my dad's coming in later.
He wants to see you.
Really?
You know,
when your dad stepped down
from CEO to executive chairman,
I was hoping that you'd bring
some new life into this place.
I hope I'm right.
Very nice. Ivy League, GPA 3.7.
- What's your major?
- Economics.
Good.
Very impressive.
Very impressive.
You are a little young.
Interns are usually MBAs, but
when your dad called, said
son needed an
internship, I said,
whatever you need,
Jack, I got you.
Your dad and I go way back.
Did you know that?
I did not.
Go way back.
Met in college, played on
the football team together.
How's the lead blocker for him?
You know what the
lead blocker does?
Not exactly.
Lead blocker runs in
front of the running back,
clears a path for him, smashes
anybody that's in its way
so he can move through the
path that they help create.
It's called teamwork.
Football's all about teamwork,
about knowing your
role, doing your job
sacrifice, and
putting in the work.
Okay.
You believe in those things?
I guess.
Sure. That sounds good.
I picked one intern.
That intern goes on to
the analyst position
of his choosing at
all the top firms,
salary is over one 50 plus
bonuses right outta college.
Paid internship
is 20, 25 an hour.
That's really cool.
Not cool, Tim. It's not cool.
It's great.
Paid internship, it's rare.
It's usually a sweat equity
position you gotta get paid.
You like money, right?
I do. I do actually.
I made almost 200 K last year
and I'm definitely gonna
pass that this year.
- What?
- Yeah.
Doing what?
I played video games.
Like on the computer or tv.
What?
I play on internet,
on social media.
What are you doing here, Tim?
I don't know, honestly.
I think this is for
more for my dad.
What are you gonna
do after college?
I mean, actually
I've been thinking of
starting my own angel fund
and I've already
raised 350,000.
You're hired. You start today.
Get the f*ck out.
A little talk of love
Okay.
What do you want?
Duceman, in my office
now, I need you.
Yo.
Oh, it smells
like piss in here.
It is piss.
What happened?
Tequila happened.
I don't even remember
leaving the bar,
but then I get back here,
I remember being at the office.
All of a sudden, Shirley Sherman
is rubbing up against me,
Takes her hand, starts
rubbing my d*ck over my pants.
Next thing you know, my
pants are down to my ankles.
And Shirley f*cking
Sherman is blowing me.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my... That's.. This is...!
I bet, I bet she
sucks a good d*ck.
Oh, she took it all the
way down to the ba*ls.
Wow. Okay. Okay.
She's sucking.
And then what happens?
Then you know, I got a little
case of the whiskey d*ck.
As one does.
So Shirm says to me,
"Hey, I got something that
can help you out with that"
I think she's talking about
a little blue pill
or something, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
No, bro.
She pushes me down
onto the couch,
lifts my ankles behind my ears,
and just starts
devouring my as*h*le.
She ate your a*s?
Like a beaver on a new branch.
That... Joe, that is
like my Mount Rushmore.
So I am jealous, man.
That is good.
So I get hard as a rock, right?
Yeah. I'm hot.
And she's eating and stroking
and eating and stroking.
Before you know it, I'm just
f*cking railing her from behind.
Yeah. Railing her.
And then this sh*t happened.
Shirley Sherman
pissed on my carpet.
You made a grown
woman squirt, Joe.
Do you know how big
of a deal that is?
What?
- Yeah. That's a good thing.
- No, it's piss.
No, it's, that's squirt.
Either way, if I could go back
right now, I wouldn't even do it
It's like the second
the come left my p*nis,
I had a shot of misery
injected into my veins.
I swear to you, Duceman, cun
is the poison of the mind.
Do you understand that
you live my dream?
You got your a*s eaten.
There's nothing bad about that.
That's not the bad part, Deuce.
Then what's the bad part?
I didn't pull out.
I left it in.
I shot her right in there.
I came inside Shirley Sherman.
Would've said, even me Dinner is
putting something in your room.
- Oh yeah, but..
- She's arrived.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- On this swimsuit selection.
- It's a big deal.
They have like 10 million
followers on Instagram.
Oh my God.
It's literally like so crazy.
I gained about 90,000 followers
just in the past 12 hours.
I did hear
that when you get to round a
million the endorsements come in
Oh, you'll get there.
So what happened last night?
Okay. His place was so dope.
Massive penthouse a huge balcony
with this like, crazy a*s view.
So we started going at
it right on the balcony.
And then we went
inside and he was like
tossing me around
and breaking sh*t.
But, um, um, I'm like
really sore down there.
- So you f*cked him?
- No.
Everything but though.
Like, I went down,
he went down.
Okay, well blowjob and
sex are the same thing.
I agree. That's very personal.
I actually prefer it over sex.
Giving head is not
the same as sex.
It's neck and neck.
It's close. Very.
So why are you in pain then?
His fingers
That's some old school sh*t.
No, he like turned his
hand into like a g*n
and then he...
almost like a jackhammer.
Wait, he finger blasted you?
No, no, no. He was trying
to make her squirt.
Oh my God. I swear all the
guys watch way too much porn.
It hurt.
I was like, don't do that.
Oh my God.
I would've slapped him.
Did he try to have sex?
No. I mean, like, he did have
a little trouble keeping it up,
but I wasn't gonna
f*ck him anyways.
Coke thing.
Probably.
He did a f*cking ton of it.
He's also really old, Erin.
He probably has a hard
time keeping it up.
He's like, doesn't
really look it though.
Like he's really fit.
He's my dad's age.
Girl, you have a
sugar daddy now.
f*ck that.
Okay. f*ck what?
f*cking someone that old
just because he is got money.
No, I can't.
I need someone sexy.
I want that passionate
eye gazing, spit swapping,
sh*t talking workout sex. Okay?
- Kat - What?
You f*ck little club
rat, like, f*ck boys.
Okay. I don't f*ck club rats.
Okay, I'm talking
about a real stud.
Yeah. Have I dated athletes?
Yeah. And it's awesome. Okay?
It's hot and I love it.
Dated?
Come on.
Here we go.
I mean, come on.
You f*cked them.
And who hasn't?
They f*ck everything,
but it never lasts.
I mean, they're just like cheap
and they only wanna booty call
and they just, you
know, they like, f*ck.
And then they move
on to the next thing.
I want something that's gonna
last a little bit longer.
Something fun.
All I'm saying is that
I've dated older before
and it's fun in the beginning.
Yeah.
But then the oldness--
I don't care about the age.
Okay?
He's attractive and,
and I wanna travel,
like, experience
and see new things.
Maybe he can help build
my brand and he is cool.
And he's fun. Okay?
What is wrong with that?
Nothing, I guess.
But what if he just
doesn't do anything
and he is just
some old lazy f*ck?
We'll see when it
happens, I guess.
Well, So where'd you
leave it with him?
He said he wants to take
me shopping after work
and for dinner
so we can plan our weekend.
- Okay.
- A weekend? Where?
Not sure.
He said it was a surprise.
Well, now the bad news.
Scott was asking what
happened to you last night?
I didn't say anything.
What's going on
with that anyways?
It's over.
But he literally like
st*lks my social media.
I wish he would just like give
it a rest and get over it.
You need to say something.
Oh, trust me. I have.
Hi, Kim.
Hey Shirley.
Oh, you're thirsty.
Very.
It was so good.
- You like it?
- Mm, very much.
The water's, water's so great.
I can't live without it.
So tasty.
Oh, hey.
You were so drunk
last night, right?
I was not drunk.
You weren't drunk?
No, I was sober.
But I can tell that you
were a little tipsy,
but I knew how
to get you going.
I wanna do it again.
How about it? Come on.
Sure.
We can, we can do it again.
Right?
But, you're on birth
control, right?
Right? The pills?
I'm not on the pill
or any birth control.
Really?
- Oh, I can't take it.
- Why? Why?
I'm very fertile and any birth
control is too dangerous for me.
Even the morning after pill.
Fertile? Why? How come?
My ovulation window it's like,
it's like way longer than...
It's way longer.
And I produce more
angst than most women.
- What?
- It's kind of weird.
- It's called...
- What is it?
- Is it?
- Yeah.
Oh. That is so, so interesting.
So, see you later?
Sure. Yeah.
I'm here.
Bye.
Where's Joe?
He's probably still washing
the piss from the carpet.
I just saw him with Shirley.
Listen, let's start without him.
Okay?
- Still no Justin?
- No.
Nadia, you really
need to wear that?
Well, I'm immune compromised.
I could die, so Yeah, I do.
Well, let's hope you don't die.
Are you mocking me?
Listen, forget what I said.
Okay?
This is how we're
gonna tackle this.
I'm not taking on
Manny's full workload.
Neither am I.
I'll take it.
Okay, listen everyone,
can I do my job please?
Okay.
Larry, Kat, Lena, you're
doing the write-ups.
Deuce, Nadia, the analytics.
I don't have time.
- You don't have time?
- No.
All you have is time.
You're doing nothing
here all day.
Listen, we need to focus.
We have a lot of work to do.
We have a lot of
catching up to do.
Nadia, Deuce and Star, you're
gonna handle the Benjamin deal.
- Hot in here.
- Hey. Hey, focus guys.
Focus on the management
and on the marketing.
It's hot. Isn't it hot?
- I'm hot.
- It it is a little hot.
I'm like stuffy.
Nadia, please.
Can we, can we move on here?
Can we open a window?
Yeah, we can open a window.
- Okay, thanks.
- You're Welcome.
Window.
f*cking window.
f*ck.
Boys, I need some
muscle, some strength.
Little manpower.
Let's open up this window.
Are you serious?
You did that.
- Did he really just say that?
- Mm-hmm
Yeah, I saw that Crisco
can act as a lubricant.
Guys, that's enough.
Open the window.
Stop
What?
Are you all right?
How dare you?
How dare I?
Muscle?
Manpower? What? We're weak.
What are you talking about?
You said men, we
need muscle manpower.
Us girls are just as capable
to open the f*cking window.
I was just being thoughtful.
No, you were being a
closed minded jerk.
Watch what you say.
No, you watch what you say.
I don't know about
this one, Greg.
No, me neither.
But it does have potential.
Potential happens
in the future.
And since the flux capacitor
on my DeLorean is on
the fritz, Dr. Brown,
I don't see the
potential in this one.
We don't need to see it.
We just gotta guess right.
Guessing is gambling and
gambling is for losers.
And for that reason, I'm out.
Go talk to Mr. Wonderful.
You see this?
This is why you didn't
get the CEO job.
You are way too analytical.
Use your gut more.
My gut is fine, Greg.
It's my last name that
got in the way of that.
That family is tighter
than an intern's as*h*le.
Did you hear about my intern,
made over $200,000
on the internet
last year playing video games.
I do hope you hired.
I hired him on the spot.
These kids, I don't know if
they're gonna save us or k*ll us
My money's on k*ll us.
Ouch.
It's pretty dark.
Why would you say that?
Greg, where'd you go?
I'm just talking to you.
Sorry. Uh, Scott.
Scott is seriously f*cking up.
Did you talk to him?
Did you sit him down?
No. Not yet.
So go talk to him.
- So you go see that shrink?
- I did.
- So how'd it go?
- Good.
Really?
You don't look good.
Thanks, Greg.
What the doctor say?
Erin is an addiction.
So you are a junkie
and she's the drug?
Basically.
Oh, and uh, doctor
also said I'm bipolar.
Gave me enough lithium
to start up a Tesla.
You want it now?
The pills? No, not yet.
Start tonight. Make it a party.
No. f*ck those pills.
What you need to do is roll
up your sleeves and fight.
Pills will make you crazier.
What do you want me to do mate?
You need to avoid Erin.
Well, seeing her makes
it a little bit easier.
That's you getting your fix.
Yeah. Well, it's worse
when I don't see her.
Then I've gotta go on Instagram
and find out what she's up to.
Scott, I have been
where you are now.
Scott, I never
told anyone this.
My baby mama, c**t face,
I met her online.
So what?
Like a, an older man,
younger girl type site.
I dunno.
I dunno. It's a red flag.
But some girls like the
security of older guys
Anyway, over the time,
I found out she's a
professional sl*t.
Like a hooker?
Not a hook.
Professional sl*t.
Part failed model, part gold
digger, part sugar baby.
Plus a healthy
dose of delusion.
What are you getting at?
Erin's a professional sl*t.
Someone have to tell you.
She's very similar
to kind face,
nightlife type, attractive
but not enough to make
money off of her looks.
She takes modeling photographs.
Post 'em online.
That is just a smoke screen.
She's no model.
No one is paying to
fly these girls around
and put them up in
big hotels to model.
Erin's a model.
She's getting it.
Not f*cking model.
She ain't a hooker.
I said professional sl*t
showing you this amazing life,
f*cking some guy on the
side for their lifestyle,
for the travel, for
the gifts, some money.
c**t face.
She got me for life.
I nocked her up.
Erin is the same. But you,
you can't afford that b*tch.
Erin went to Tulum last month to
find her spiritual self alone.
Who goes to Tulum alone?
It's time to move on.
He was a little
controlled rage.
Push that b*tch out.
f*ck.
I'm in love with a wh*re.
It's not love.
It's Lust.
f*ck Greg.
Look at this.
This, this is last night.
She's in a f*cking Ferrari.
You're making my point.
I was hoping I was
just making sh*t up.
Like my mind was just
spinning for no reason.
But last night when a bunch
of us went out for drinks,
she's all over Chris Ferris.
Chris Ferris is
my biggest client.
That's his car.
f*ck!
I thought I was coming
over to help you
pathetic to lose her a*s.
And now you're telling
me that your slutty ex
is potentially f*cking
messed sh*t up.
Listen, you find
out what happened.
Report back to me.
Do you understand?
I'm gonna put an end
to this for good.
How?
Think the best thing would be if
she f*ck off from this company.
Don't you?
Not only to help
you, it helps me.
I'm gonna speak to Tracy.
Good luck with that.
And you f*cking fight p*ssy.
Douglas.
So how's this place
running without me?
Well, your new CEO is cheap.
Always straight to the point.
I like that about you, Tracy.
What brings you?
Well, I'm gonna need an
insurance policy signed.
Dean.
The signature lines are marked.
- An affidavit of fact.
- Yes.
I'm not signing this.
Oh, we discussed kit,
not stories in writing.
I believe we agreed to
be on the same page.
Yes. And that right
there is the page.
I'm not signing it.
My handshake wasn't enough?
No, wasn't.
Dean, give us a minute.
Look, Tracy, we both know
it was a difficult takeover.
Takeover?
Yes, it was a scandal.
Come on.
Was it worth it?
It was.
There was actually a
time when I admired you
No more?
Isn't that not clear?
But what I did, I
did for Victoria.
She didn't deserve
to go down with you.
True.
But you both benefited.
She made a bundle.
And now look at you.
Right?
You got your name on the door.
I'm gone.
And you've molded this into
your own little vision.
This company reflects the
world that we live in.
I'm sorry to hear that.
And there is still
more work to be done.
Right.
Which is why I'm gonna need
you to sign this because
let me speak up just in
case you're recording this.
You and your entire
generation can't be trusted.
I need 48 hours.
Well, you have six.
Curious is how you
sleep at night.
Oh, Tracy, I haven't
slept since 1975.
Privilege.
That's how you sleep.
This chapter is closing, but a
new and brighter one's beginning
I'm grateful for the lessons
this relationship taught me.
And I release it with love.
I am healing, evolving,
and moving forward
in a positive direction.
I forgive myself and my ex.
You wanted to see me?
Congrats on the
old swimsuit thing.
Big time now. Huh?
So you wanted to see me
so you could sh*t on me.
No
Shiting on you someone
else's job now.
But sports won.
It's an internet c*m racket.
Girls out there are trash.
Uh, yeah. I honestly
don't care what you think.
- So are we done?
- Where'd you go last night?
after the bar?
That's none of your business.
I saw you leaving him.
Chris Ferris.
Are you serious?
He's a client and almost
three times your age.
So what?
He's a dirty old playboy
and a coke monster.
But I heard he has
the best sh*t in town,
so I'm sure it's
right up your alley.
Is this is why you brought
me in here? To insult me?
Those Ferrari's he owns wreak
of little d*ck syndrome.
Well, that's not true.
Oh really?
Well, if you f*cked him,
you might wanna check and
see if he's still alive,
given that he's seven
years from Social Security
and he sniffs more coat than
Tony Montana. Maybe go check.
See if he had a seizure.
Did you f*ck him?
Did you?
Are you serious?
You are an as*h*le.
Didn't you wonder
why we broke up?
I bet you did.
I bet you sniffed a lion
off his shriveled up c*ck.
Actually.
He sniffed a line out of my a*s
and I blew one up his
It was a great time.
Yeah.
Make sure you take
those prick pills
on your island vacation
for him, Gold digger.
Oh, f*ck you.
You crazy broke a*s loser.
Go ot hell you
dodge coin, Hooker.
f*ck.
Wait.
God, can you knock?
Why are you taking a d*ck pic?
I met a girl.
You met a girl. Where?
Online.
Like Bumble or Tinder?
PornHub, comment section.
You're a sick f*ck.
You know that?
You know women, they
don't like d*ck pics.
Okay. That's not true.
Especially when you find them on
the comment section of PornHub.
You know, when you
have a Ferrari,
you don't keep it in the garage.
You know what I'm saying?
It is impressive.
You got a good d*ck, Deuceman.
Thanks.
What do you want?
You know, I talked to Shirley
Sherman and the it's not good.
There's a very good chance
that she's pregnant.
A good chance?
Yeah. She says she's
fertile as a rabbit.
Is that bad?
Yeah, it's bad.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know the fertility
ability of a rabbit.
It's a phrase, Deuce.
Fertile as a rabbit.
It's what people say.
Well, I haven't heard it.
I mean, I've heard people
f*cking like rabbits.
Whatever the point
is, this is bad.
Okay, look, her being fertile
really doesn't mean sh*t.
She has to take a
legit pregnancy test.
I don't wanna have
to ask her, man.
How else can we..? I'm trying
to figure something out.
f*ck.
Okay, hold on.
Do you know what Sherman is?
Is it, is it German?
Is it Jewish?
I don't know. Why?
Do you know who
Shirley voted for?
Who gives a sh*t?
It's not about the
pregnancy, as*h*le.
It's about the ab*rtion.
If she voted Republican,
good chance she's pro-life.
Let's say we find
out she's Catholic.
You know, she's
keeping the sh*t.
- You follow me?
- This is good.
- Yeah.
- This look a genius.
I'll just, I'll find out
if she's a Republican,
- If she's very religious.
- Perfect.
Yeah. Let's just pray to God,
she's a progressive atheist.
That believes in
late term ab*rtion.
- Oh God Willing.
- Yeah. That'd be a miracle.
I know, I know.
Just a quick review.
Make whatever changes
that you want.
Okay. Thank you.
And what do you want?
Problem?
No sh*t.
Good one.
So one of our lower
level employees
actually from your department,
is f*cking my biggest
client, Chris Ferris,
which makes him
our biggest client.
And as you are the head of HR,
I felt that we should get
to the bottom of this.
Okay.
- Who is it?
- Erin Gleason.
Lower level.
Erin is on the rise here.
She's on track to be a star
Says who?
Says me, it is my job
to know these things.
Well, the rising star is also
an opportunistic piece of sh*t.
She's f*cking
clients to get ahead.
And you feel that this
potential f*cking of the client
could jeopardize your
business relationship.
Absolutely.
Duh.
No, don't duh me.
This is not cut and dry.
It isn't.
No, but I take it that you
want me to speak with Erin?
Speak? No.
Fire her a*s immediately.
Hmm.
Because it's all her fault.
Right?
And not your rich
white male clients.
Excuse me?
Being male and white has
nothing to do with this.
Oh, really?
- But it does take two, right?
- Yeah.
One is an employee, the other
client our biggest client.
I can't have some young sl*t
f*cking up the
business relationship
with our biggest money maker.
Yeah. Okay.
I heard you the first time.
Besides, don't you
think that firing
her would just double
down on the issue?
Double Down how?
I am not firing a
young black woman
because she had sex
with a rich white guy.
What does color have
to do with this?
The optics are sh*t.
No, no, no. f*ck all that.
Why are you making
this about color?
Because it's something
that cannot be ignored.
Well, I don't give a
sh*t what color she is.
Well, maybe that's
the real problem here.
The real problem.
What, what does that even mean?
Craig, let's just not go there.
Okay. Not today.
Go where?
No. Maybe you just
need to deal with this.
It's part of your job.
Do not tell me how to do
my job or why I have one.
I am here to make sure the
fire never gets started.
Not start one.
And hope that I could
put it out later.
The fire already started.
This is bad business.
Well, greggy boy,
it's gonna be worse business
if what you're trying
to do gets us all sued.
And besides, it's
really not my problem.
And why not?
Because from an HR standpoint,
there is no policy against it.
Our employees can have
sex with our clients?
If that's all it is, yes.
From my point of view,
she has a private
relationship with this man.
And I don't meddle with
other people's personal sh*t.
What ?
Greg, has she asked him
to do anything that could
compromise or jeopardize
a business transaction or
other business opportunity?
Unucking believable.
I didn't think so.
Look, regardless of what
you fear this could be.
I suggest try to get
along with the young lady.
Don't make her out
to be the villain.
Play it out.
This could be a good thing.
Maybe they fall deeply in love.
Maybe she could help you out.
That's your plan.
I think that it's better
than calling her a sl*t
and a wh*re and firing her
for a personal decision.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
f*ck.
f*ck.
Hey, how'd it go?
f*ck that.
f*ck, f*ck.
Mm.
f*ck that f*cking lady.
No.
Oh, she watches way
too much f*cking CNN.
That good? Huh?
Do you know she fired Manny
today over some old tweets.
Shook her.
She wants diversity.
Except for diversity
of opinion.
No, thank you.
f*ck it. I'll go over her head.
Oh, I don't think
that's the right move.
I mean, Tracy won't
back down easy.
Don't care.
Don't care about her.
Don't care about her
shitty f*cking attitude.
It's like she was taking
everything way too personally.
Ugh.
I am going to Douglas.
You're going to Douglas?
I'm going to Douglas.
I'm the biggest earner here.
She wants to silence me.
You ain't that f*cking easy.
But you're gonna go to him
with something like this.
Maybe it's time
to just let it go.
Mary.
You don't fight fire with fire.
You fight fire with...?
Dynamite.
Dyno-f*cking-mite.
Okay. You got this.
Come in.
Hey stud.
You looking for something?
No. What? Were we in this
office last night too?
I was hoping that you were
looking for something.
Something that I might have.
No.
No. I, I just mean I, that's
not why I came in here.
Why are you here, sexy?
I just thought maybe that
we could chat a little,
you know, maybe get to know
each other a little better.
Sure.
But, we got to know each other
like pretty well last night.
Uh, yeah.
But other than those things,
you know, like maybe
we could talk about
what your favorite movie
or favorite food is.
So what kind of music you like.
Sure.
I love traditional Italian food.
Oh, so good
Movies.
There's so many great films.
I love Tarantino.
Oh, Tarantino's the best.
Everybody loves him. Right?
Okay. But what about politics?
What do you, did you vote?
Of course.
- Harris or Trump?
- I could never support Trump.
Oh great.
Oh great.
So you're a Democrat?
No, I'm a libertarian.
I'm a never Trumper.
Oh, okay.
- Context is boring.
- Right.
You like concerts? I love them.
Sure.
I love music so much.
I used to sing back in the day.
You did? That's really cool.
Yeah.
Well I started at my church
and then moved to this awesome
like, faith rock worship band.
I love seeing it
live in the audience.
My hands in the air.
Soaking in the energy,
feeling the touch of God.
Touch of...
God.
Hey, um, this... Shirley.
Shirley
you're God.
You're God.
'cause there's so
many gods, right?
Is he related to um, Jesus.
Jesus is God, Silly.
Yes. Jesus is God.
You like Jesus, don't you?
- Big time.
- Big time.
- It's great.
- He's my Lord and Savior.
Oh yeah. And Savior.
That is so good,
Shirley Sherman.
Ah, such a cool dude, Jesus.
Jesus, Jesus.
You don't believe in Christ?
I'm not very religious.
Okay.
I was just gonna,
um, I'm going...
We all need God in our life.
Yes.
I could really
use him right now.
Hey, you think I get fired
if I had an OnlyFans?
Probably.
But I feel like
everyone's crushing it.
I would and I could
quit this place.
I just feel like it's trashy.
It's bunch of pervy old guys.
Okay.
Beats working here though.
I actually just f*cking do it.
Like the marketplace for
trans women right now
is blowing the f*ck up.
- Wait, really?
- Oh Yeah. f*ck yes.
All this cis strip boys
fantasizing about f*cking
a woman with a big d*ck.
You really think you'd k*ll it
with straights and not g*y men?
Oh, I don't doubt it.
Why would g*y men want me?
Would a g*y man want you?
I mean, you have a d*ck
Mama, I am a woman. Period.
All these cis straight guys
love two things anyway.
They are attracted to femininity
and they are obsessed with d*ck.
So this right here, best of
both worlds. Yeah. Facts.
So that Deuce guy, Deuceman,
you know, definitely wants me.
- He'd subscribe.
- I heard he's super pervy.
Yes, for sure a
hundred percent.
Like you look at him, you
think, perv, you know,
like all pumped
up on the outside
want to suck d*ck on the inside
and yet still somehow
wants to feel like a man.
Will you ever just
get rid of it?
Why?
To transition the entire way.
Mama, I'm already all the way.
I am a woman.
Listen, I love my body.
Whatever's in between my
legs doesn't define me.
Okay. I use it to pee.
I use it to f*ck with.
I love my c*ck, okay?
You're the most
beautiful woman I know.
Thank you.
Don't make me feel
bad now, Nadia,
I was just curious if you'd get
the surgery or not. That's it.
It's cool. It's all about
happiness and positivity
and being comfortable.
And I'm just me,
just like you're you.
No, you're right. You're right.
Oh, what's up?
Come on, let's go make a TikTok
as my butt hole is quivering.
You are ridiculous, mama.
I put a d*ck in ridiculous.
Oh my.
Come on.
Sam.
- Sam.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up?
I gotta pick your brain.
Yeah. What do you got? sh**t.
I need to get someone fired.
Go talk to Tracy.
It didn't work out.
Then you f*cked. f*ck it.
What the f*ck?
I can't help you.
Douglas, what about Douglas?
He's gone.
Go, go, go talk to Carl.
You know, Carl's weak,
Which is why Douglas should
have made me CEO and not him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Look, can you just
set something up
with Douglas for me?
I'm ask him for a favor here.
Well talk to his
IL 12 handicap son.
See if he can help you out.
'cause I'm, I'm busy.
Okay. Okay. Alright.
Yeah, I get it Greg.
But as you can see,
I'm a little busy.
Can this thing with
what's her name wait?
Her name is Erin Gleason. Yes.
I can see how busy you are
and no, this cannot wait.
This thing is gonna blow
up like the hindenberg.
- The Hindenberg. Come on.
- Yeah.
The hindenberg a massive
fireball in the sky.
Carl, do the math.
If we lose Chris as a
client, we are f*cked.
His portfolio's massive.
Alright, well let's
play this out. Okay?
Let's say we let it happen.
I mean, what's the big deal?
So the guy gets laid.
If there is even a 1% chance
that this sh*t goes sideways,
we can't afford
to take the chance
and it's more than 1%.
Believe me.
Alright, well
enlighten me then.
How does it go sideways?
Hundred things could go Wrong.
Like?
Alright, how's this?
Chris is a little
old school, right?
Erin? She's a party girl.
So one night she's drunk,
she gets a little outta line.
Chris slaps her.
She gets a restraining order.
Um, stop me.
Do we fire her there?
Can I just let this go?
I don't know.
I think you're reaching.
I I think that you are willing to
risk the company your dad built
on a lower level, utterly
replaceable employee.
No. No.
I don't know.
Let me think about it. Okay?
You know the movie,
the Sixth Sense,
a scene where the kid looks up
and says, I see dead people.
We realize he's got this
strange ability to see the dead.
It's the same with me.
Only with me, it's, I
see the worst in people.
I do. It's crazy.
I can tell immediately
how much of a piece
of sh*t someone is
the moment I meet them.
It's not God given
this comes from years and years
of being around horrible people.
I can tell who you
are right away.
And she, she's the worst.
She needs to f*cking go.
So we fire her, but
we need a real reason.
Tracy just fired Manny
over some old tweets.
It's a good point.
- You've seen her social media?
- Yeah.
Alright, well go tell Tracy.
No, no. Trust me.
We need your dad to step in.
My dad?
No, my dad is walking
off into the sunset.
Okay? I can't get him involved.
No.
Approaching my dad is a no.
Okay.
Then you need to talk to Tracy.
She's brutal man.
Oh, you're afraid.
No, I'm not afraid.
I told you it's complicated.
Allow me to simplify.
What would your f*cking dad do?
He'd make her a deal.
So that's what we'll do.
- Let's make her a deal.
- Okay.
Tracy, we need to talk.
I have a meeting in five.
Can it wait?
No, it can't.
Is this about what Greg
and I discussed earlier?
It is.
You are gutless.
Gutless.
I'm a fighter.
So typical I'm not
even surprised.
Typical how? Typical that
I care about this company?
Typical that I care
about my money?
If that's typical
then typical it is.
You wouldn't understand.
It's too embedded.
- Then f*cking explain it to me.
- I shouldn't have to.
Alright. Alright. Enough.
Listen.
Can't we just get rid of her?
Tracy, I need you
with me on this one.
I'm not going down
that rabbit hole.
It is a sh*t show down there.
Look, There's some
real risk here
and I'm not willing to roll the
dice just to see how it pans out
It's baseless.
Well, how about I give your
department that raise you wanted
25% now
and the rest in six months
Cut from the same
f*cking cloth.
A bribe. Really?
No, it's not a bribe.
It's a sign of gratitude.
50%.
- 35.
- No.
- 40.
- No.
You know, fine.
50, whatever it takes.
And what grounds?
Her social media, obviously.
Wow.
And just so we're clear,
are you asking me to get rid
of her or are you telling me?
I'm telling you,
but very nicely.
Aren't you a sweetheart?
Hey Scott.
Uh, have you seen
Justin at all today?
- No, I haven't mate.
- Alright.
Oh, Tony.
Tony, stick around for a minute.
Yeah, Sure. What's up?
I just wanna ask you something.
Curious why haven't you ever
found the right one and you know
got married?
Just because I,
I never married.
I mean, doesn't mean I'm alone.
I have friends.
I have family. I date.
Yeah. That's not what I meant.
Tell me what's up.
What's going on?
Just some sh*t with Erin.
I I thought you and
her were were split up.
Yeah. It's been been
on and off, mostly off.
Recently, she just seems
like a, a different person.
And then, you know,
I got talking to Greg
and he got in my ear
and I don't know.
I'm twisted. I can't.
What are you doing
listening to him?
There's some truth to it.
Like what?
I think she's becoming
a bit of a gold digger.
Listen, you know, some
women, they love money.
I mean, I get it.
I I love money.
I think we all do.
And, you know, not
having money, it sucks.
But to sell out for what?
Money, gifts, lifestyle.
What happened to finding
real love? True love.
People love differently. Okay?
It's just a matter
of finding someone
who has the same
definition as you do.
I think about how lovely
those first few months were
and how bloody awful
the last ones have been.
You know what, what
attracts you to a woman
and isn't what
keeps you around?
I think it's down to fortitude.
Dating nowadays.
It's, it's tough.
It's not like when
I was your age.
Yeah. I swear I was
born in the wrong era.
If I was born in my parents'
era, things would be different.
They stuck together.
They stuck together
through it all.
Nowadays when a
relationship hits the fan,
you just reach for social media
and get that dopamine hit.
But what about the
person that loves you
when there's no
filter on your face?
Are you competing with
the rest of the world
that doesn't even
see the real person
losing what is real and
chasing what appears to be?
You know what, it's
a social posturing.
It's, it's been
going on forever.
I mean, I would get into my,
my Mustang and drive
up and down the strip.
But nowadays with
social media, yeah,
It's fake.
There's this one guy, we
call him Frankie Ferrari
'cause he leased a
Ferrari just to get laid.
But he lives in a one bedroom
apartment with three guys.
He can't afford it.
$4,000 a month car payment.
Made the first
couple of payments
and then hid it from the finance
company for the rest of the year
But that car was all
over Instagram every day.
And let me tell you, it worked.
Ladies loved him.
Then there's this other guy
records himself in front
of one of those fancy mics
giving out life advice
and inspirational quotes
like he's Tony
Robbins on a podcast.
The only difference is
he ain't Tony Robbins
and he ain't on a podcast.
Complete f*cking w*nk*r.
I'll tell you what,
social media, if you wanna
feel shitty about your life,
go on that for a few hours.
So don't go on it.
I noticed that you're on
social media a lot modeling,
curious if you, you have
any other aspirations?
I am trying to build
something, my brand.
Is there something wrong?
I'm just concerned with
how you represent yourself
on your platforms and if
this place is the best place
for you and your talents.
Well, um, I like it here.
I do good work.
Um, is this my career.
I don't know.
So maybe there are other
areas of opportunity for you
that this place
doesn't provide.
Maybe, but I mean,
I don't know.
Did you know your
exact track at my age?
Or did you pivot?
Did you wanna be in hr?
Oh no, there was
a pivot for sure.
I went to Wellesley College and
I studied political science.
Top of my class.
How'd you end up here?
Ambition and compromise
is a difficult line
You wanted to run for office.
I wanted to change things.
Me too. I really do.
I want to influence
people and you know,
it's like I have to look
at every available option.
I want to live the
life that I desire
and, and, and I didn't have
certain things growing up.
Things that other people had.
Neither did I.
And finding my
way was not easy.
So I do get it.
We're paid to do a job
and we do that job well.
Pretty f*cking great actually.
And then you have an
obligation to your work
and the life outside
of these walls.
But these things, they,
they can't collide.
Moment of truth.
Moment of truth.
Tracy, I'm, I'm
not following you.
I was asked to do something.
I'm not gonna do it
and I will deal with it
because you and I
are not the problem.
Do you wanna know
what the problem is?
What is the problem?
Privilege.
Privilege that you do not earn
or even fight for privilege
that isn't even
mentally recognized.
One that is awarded as
the air that you breathe.
Now imagine if that
privilege was power
and when that power
is taken away,
all you're left with is
frustration and anger.
And the really f*cked up thing
is that you're
simply born with it.
Um, okay, I'm not
totally following,
but I think that I understand.
So are we good?
No, we are great.
Hear You're going through
a tough time with Erin.
Great.
The entire office noticed.
Yeah. Well just, you know...
You know on TikTok, I saw
that pain from a heartbreak
is actually love that is trapped
inside you that can't get out.
So,
So it's like a held back fart.
- What? No, it's not.
- Why not?
Have you ever held back a fart
and it's like you can't fart.
That sh*t hurts
and then you let it out and it's
like, that feels, feel so good.
Real sensitive as*h*le.
You're a f*cking
as*h*le, trapped in love.
And Carl was looking for you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Carl?
- Yeah, why stutter? Carl.
You went to college, right?
Yeah, of course.
- State?
- Community.
Community.
Do they have trash
barrels there?
Probably.
Well, good.
And you know exactly where
to put this piece of garbage.
You know, I had that
committee, right?
And that, whatever that is
is f*cking embarrassing.
It's a mess.
I mean, the grammar,
it's like a foreign
exchange student wrote it.
Carl, I'm sorry I didn't
get a chance to take...
this is not like me.
My cousin Dean, when he was 12,
he split his f*cking head
all over the pavement.
He was in a coma
for a few days.
Never quite the
same after that.
Great kid, but a little slow.
It's really sad.
'cause best he's gonna do
now is community college
probably replaced
by a robot one day.
Could you imagine
being that useless?
What are you saying?
I'm saying that like,
Dean, you're a little slow
and your limited intelligence
has no place at my company.
Maybe you should
explore a new career.
I know Home Depot's hiring.
I think you'd be more
comfortable there.
Plus you'd look
great in Orange.
Home Depot.
Carl, I get my words jumbled.
Well then you have till
the end of the week
to un jumble that
piece of sh*t.
And it better be perfect.
I'll get it done.
Hey, did you come in yet?
Hey Justin.
Yeah. No.
If you ask me if the extra
workload means that guy is gone,
then uh, good ridden.
I'm not asking you Larry.
I need this guy.
I'm just saying the
guy sort of sucks.
Everybody sucks to you, Larry.
Why does he suck?
He's off.
It's like he's weird.
No, we met with Tracy.
I guess he had some tax
issues or something like that.
You know something? I don't
know anything about that.
He's great at his job.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
The other day he gave me this.
So he's into fantasy games.
Big deal.
- He found your wallet?
- Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
I came in last night around 10.
It was just wedged in my seat.
Oh man. That feeling.
That's the best, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Actually Justin
was here last night
and it was his idea
to check the seat
Last night.
Justin was here last
night at 10 o'clock.
And you, and you're
telling me this now?
Yeah. Are you f*cking baba rule
Babarule?
What's a babarule?
It's a pepper. Nevermind.
What's the big deal?
Huh?
You're a f*cking idiot.
You know that I've been
looking for this guy
all morning
and you're telling me this now.
Look, I said, I said
I saw him last night.
I didn't say today.
- So you're telling me now?
- Yeah.
What was he doing
here last Night?
Nothing.
He was just walking around.
He said he had
to get something.
You don't know what?
You didn't see
what he was doing?
I just came here to get
my wallet. I don't know.
- How long was he here for?
- I don't know.
You don't know?
Do you know anything?
No.
I left.
- What do you want to say?
- Everything's funny to you.
Well, we have deadlines.
This isn't a joke.
Go, go do something
even if it's wrong.
Oh, come in door's open.
Ah, good
Class.
Ah, it's, it's all right.
It's temporary until
I find a new one.
My yoga teacher had a stroke.
Oh My God.
I know. He was great too.
Well, he can't be that great.
Yoga promotes relaxation
and reduces stress.
Getting a stroke is
probably a red flag.
No, not that.
He just really loved Coke.
Wait there.
I gotta show you something.
Do you remember a few weeks ago
when I was telling you
about my little problem?
Uhhuh
I found the solution.
No more dating for me.
No, I'm not being funny.
I'm dead serious.
This thing sucks, blows
and buzzes your cl*t.
This is the
m*therf*cking answer.
Wow.
Okay. Is dating life that bad?
Oh gosh.
Last guy I slept with
used hand sanitizer on
his as*h*le and ba*ls.
All I could smell was a combo of
big red, lavender and as*h*le.
No, no.
He didn't do that on purpose.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he..
pretty sure he intentionally
lubed up his a*s with it. Yeah.
What brings you by?
One of our younger
female analysts
is having a sexual relationship
with one of our top clients.
Chris Ferris.
What's the problem?
The boys don't like it.
The boys.
Greg and Carl.
Greg, I get. He's a jerk.
But Carl's involved?
Guess it runs in the family.
They want her fired.
Wow.
I swear Carl's not all there.
I'm gonna need you to back me on
this because I am not doing it.
Yeah, no problem.
But I will put an end to it.
How?
Well I'll call Douglas.
My guess is he's
not gonna be happy.
Douglas actually came
by my office today.
Oh, he called me.
Wanted me to sign something.
An affidavit of fact?
You too. Huh?
What are you gonna do?
- Sign it.
- Really?
Yeah. Why not?
Come on, we won.
He's out the door.
He's just so paranoid.
He's gonna feed into
that if we don't.
I just,
I really don't like putting
that kind of thing in writing.
Tracy.
No matter what Douglas
wants you to sign,
you gotta leave the
past On the past.
I have.
And we won.
It doesn't feel like a win.
Yeah.
You wanted to see me?
Yeah, Nadia, have a seat.
- I'm good.
- All right.
Earlier today, what you
did that was outta line.
Well, what you said
was out of touch.
I didn't get emotional.
This is the workplace.
You are outburst inappropriate.
Okay, well, I was pretty upset.
I don't think what you
said was cool to say.
I'm sorry if I offended you,
but those are your
personal feelings.
Feelings matter, words matter.
You are just insensitive.
But seriously, you really
need to be more in tune
with the realities
of the world.
I understand you have
strong political beliefs.
I get that you're very
vocal and that's your right.
But here we are here to work.
Anthony, you started this.
Not me.
You made this personal. Not me.
Don't you think
you're overreacting?
No. Not even a little.
Oh, you know, maybe I'm
from a different era,
but, you know, men
did the heavy lifting.
We did the hard
labor, not the women,
you know, to ask a woman
to open up a window.
That's, that's stuck.
I don't think I
said anything wrong.
Dude.
Stop romanticizing the
oppression of women
with some old time bullshit,
which happened to be the worst
time in history for women.
You really think
that the women are
as strong as men?
Yes, absolutely.
Star is just as
strong as Deuceman.
Star.
You know, star was a man.
You know, star's a trans woman.
A trans woman is a woman.
Period.
This is what I'm talking about.
Nadia, this isn't a podcast.
You're the problem with this
world dated and old thinking.
You know what?
Enough of your nonsense.
What are you two years
removed from your,
your liberal arts degree? Huh?
I have much more
experience than you do.
You have none.
I didn't go to college.
I didn't get brainwashed.
I started in the mail room.
I worked hard every day.
Worked my way up.
This is the real world.
The real world.
No, the real world
is not how you think.
You need to evolve
and understand
that women can do
what men can do.
You know what?
Your generation is just rude,
disrespectful, entitled.
Go have a pumpkin spice
latte thing. Will you please?
And you're just some
old stubborn white guy.
- Old white guy?
- Yeah.
I'm f*cking Sicilian.
We didn't come here on
the Mayflower, Nadia.
f*ck you.
I think I'm gonna quit.
It's just a bad day.
Yeah, it's a bad day.
It's a bad life.
How am I supposed to
have this amazing life
with this f*cking job?
You think I like this job?
Deuce, I've been telling you
the only way for guys like
you and me to get ahead
is to buy real estate stocks.
Well, I don't have money, Joe.
You know what takes
money to make money?
You have to save money to
have money to make money.
SAve, that's what I did.
I took 10 years. I saved.
Look, best case
scenario for me,
best case is I'm here
another 10 years.
And for what, man?
I can't live this
boring a*s life.
I gotta make a mark.
I have to do something.
Look, that's the plan.
I don't have a shortcut for you.
I am the plan.
No, no. I'm, I'm, I'm
being too negative.
I have to stop that.
You know, I'm doing this
new law of attraction thing
where our thoughts
can become a reality.
You know, if you change
your thought process,
you can change your future.
Better life, better
cars, better everything.
Wow, I didn't know that.
So your big plan is to sit
around and daydream all day.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not daydreaming.
It's it's visualization.
It's manifestation.
It's tapping into the universe.
Do you watch that on one
of your TikTok videos
while you were taking a sh*t?
Okay, stop it.
It's manifestation.
Okay.
I need to ask the universe
and the, the universe
is gonna give it to me.
You're talking about
praying to God.
Look, if you wanna talk to an
invisible man up in the sky
and think it might help,
go ahead. It couldn't hurt.
It's not praying. Okay?
It's meditation.
It's tapping in the frequency
and the goodness
of the universe.
You just can't manifest
and tap into more money
and balling hot girls.
That's not how it works.
Oh, it can? Have you seen
these celebrity interviews?
where they seeing
it before it happen?
You think celebrities
just sit around
thinking about and manifesting
and tapping into more money,
more fame, more
cars, all that sh*t?
No. Come on, Deuce.
You have to work for it.
What about all the other
people in the world
that want stuff and
think about stuff?
See, you spend all your time
thinking about the
few people who get it.
You never even think about all
those who never even sniff it.
Okay.
Now you're being negative.
I'm being realistic.
And you know what?
I'm gonna chase my dream.
You have a dream.
I wanna be a DJ.
You want, you want what?
You wanna be a what?
A disc jockey.
- Like Casey Casso?
- No.
Like the guys at Coachella,
they tour the country
doing music festivals.
Man, you're tripping.
No, I'm not. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna make it happen.
Duuce, this is not a good plan.
I mean, you know, the odds of
you becoming a DJ at Coachella?
I mean, who are you?
Marshmallow.
I mean, I don't know
how hard it can be.
It's just pressing buttons.
Look, you've had
a bad day, okay?
So, you know, we'll jump online
tonight and we'll
play some cod.
I suck at that game.
Okay, then Fortnite.
Why so some Japanese
kid can you f*ck me?
Madden.
You know, the updated
rosters are out.
You can play with the Broncos.
You love Russell Busson.
Okay, sure.
It's a bad day, hug?
- Yeah, we're hugging now.
- Yeah.
All right. Say it with me.
You're not marshmallow.
I'm not a marshmallow.
Tomorrow's a new day.
No shortcuts deuce.
I am the plan.
We're on a simulation
anyway, right?
Ordered you a coffee.
Appreciate it.
Tracy signed it.
Great.
I'm missing you already.
You are good, right?
I know things got
a little messy,
but I made sure you
cashed up pretty good.
Hmm.
Yeah. I got old school messy.
- Good thing I'm old school.
- Right.
Sure are.
I want you to know, I
appreciate you, Victoria.
You've always done right by me.
I mean, I know
it's who you are.
They just don't make
'em like you anymore.
What a shame!
I appreciate that.
Look, I have a lot
of respect though.
Why a strong woman, strong men
But you just going
to get to claim that.
You need to validate it,
in my opinion, you know?
It's like, metaphorically
going a football game, right?
Most of the loud
muts in the stand:
"You suck." "You can throw
but you can't catch."
But they've never
even been in the game.
I'm surprised you of all people.
Let that bother you.
I mean, Mr. You only live once.
Seize the moment.
I used to roll my
eyes at all that sh*t.
But you know what?
I'm starting to believe it now.
Well, that's
'cause you're rich.
But you're right.
You're right.
You need to stay in the moment.
Become this crusty
old man I'm becoming.
You're right.
Stay in the moment.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go get fatter,
grow a beard, and let Carl
navigate through this mess.
Well, be careful you're
leaving the keys to an idiot.
Be nice, Victoria.
Yeah.
You should call Chris Ferris.
Why would I do that?
Well, because your
son's a f*ck up
and he's gonna f*ck
up this company.
No disrespect intended.
What happened?
I don't know why you
couldn't take the Ferrari.
Probably out f*cking
some girl in it.
Settle down. Come on.
You slept on the couch, right?
I did. I had a few drinks
I passed out on the couch.
Yeah.
Whatever.
That's not okay.
Listen Marissa, I'll
make it up to you.
I promise I'll take
you, take you shopping.
Douglas baby. What's up?
No, I have someone
here with me.
Now I'm someone.
Yeah. I'll call you right back.
Okay.
Here.
Why don't you go buy something?
I gotta make this call.
Buy what?
Whatever. Whatever.
At a mini mart?
Yeah. Butts, candy.
They have all kinds of stuff.
You're a shady f*ck.
How about I buy you some
soap to wash your d*ck?
Doug, talk to me.
Really?
Hey Doug.
Hey, last day, huh?
Came in to see Carl.
Yeah. You know the kid's
not ready to be CEO.
Come on.
He's a senior sales executive.
Something on your mind, Sam.
Actually there is, yes.
Should have been me, you,
COO or CFO before that.
I had your back for years.
All these years I could
have brought Carl.
I could have taken
him to my wing,
brought 'em up through the
ranks, given him a foundation.
It's f*cking bullshit.
Sam, look at me.
I had no choice.
What?
'cause your family legacy?
I did you a favor.
What are you talking about?
'cause I couldn't promote
you, so I had to protect you.
From what?
From this girl who was going
through the internet
in the office
found a photo of you
brought it to Tracy.
Her and a few others
were offended.
A photo of what?
A photo of you as
Hitler doing the salute.
- No, I'm serious.
- Oh, you're not.
It's no, listen, it's no joke.
That was from a Halloween
party a hundred years ago.
What They think I'm a n*zi?
White supremacist
was mentioned.
I'm Jewish. My grandfather's
a Holocaust survivor.
Sam, I know you're Jew.
We go back 35 years.
These kids wanted to
put it on cable news.
You think I was gonna
let these kids dictate
whether you worked again
through the internet?
You have kids.
So I made a deal and buried it.
You welcome.
It's the world we live in now.
The good news is you
and I will be dead soon.
Hey
Hey Erin, how you doing?
I apologize for not
getting back to you.
It's kind of a crazy busy day.
Tell me about it.
Weird day for sure.
I'm looking forward to seeing
you later. Are we still on?
Erin, look, last
night was great
and you really are an
amazing young woman,
but, you know, today was
a little bit of concern
and a lot of regret
to be honest.
So I think from
here on, let's just,
let's just agree to sort
of not move forward.
Sure, sure. Yeah.
Um, no worries.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
It's just, just
some bad timing.
Put the golf bag down.
Dad, I have a flight.
Sit down.
I'd like to slap you and
Greg right in the face.
I'd punch you bolt right
in the mouth if I could.
- Greg?
- Yes, Greg.
Oh, the thing with the girl.
No, we handle that.
You didn't handle sh*t.
You made things worse.
But Greg's just concerned
about his client.
Carl, it's not his client.
It's our client.
Well, let me guess. Greg gave
you the old 6 cents speech.
- Yeah.
- And you fell for that?
Look, I was forced
outta my own company,
not because of the work I've
done within these walls.
It's because what's happened in
the world outside of these walls
Carl, I need you to be smarter.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I was just trying
to do the right thing.
Let me make it right.
Look, I already made it right.
Well, good. Thank God.
Yeah, well, that part, yes,
but look around,
like I've been telling
you things are changing.
Things are good.
We're making money.
I think things are great, dad.
I learned from the best, okay?
I got this. I promise.
Oh, Carl, Carl, shut
up with your promises.
Are you not listening to me?
Hmm?
Are you not hearing
a word I said?
What I need you
to promise to do
is that you'll pay
more attention.
Otherwise you're gonna ruin
everything that I built.
Do you understand that?
Look at me.
- Do you understand Carl?
- Yeah.
- Do you understand?
- I understand.
Okay, good.
Alright, well look,
tomorrow's a new day.
Alright? fresh start.
Hey, Trace.
Got a minute?
What do you think?
I'm thinking of getting
a tat like that.
Maybe like a sleeve.
Like what do you think?
Like maybe I'll do a cutoff
thing with a sleeve and
numbers be really cool.
Hipster deal.
Be dope. Huh?
What is this about?
It's my grandfather's forearm.
I blew it up for you.
Those were serial
numbers at Auschwitz.
Cool little town in Poland.
Heard of it?
Prisons that were chosen to
work were issued serial numbers,
prisons that went directly
to the gas chambers
and then the bodies were
burned in the ovens were,
not registered and they didn't,
they didn't get any cool tats.
My grandfather was chosen
to work, and so he survived.
Hence my parents and now me.
You think this makes
things better, right?
This literally makes
things even worse.
That photo of you
dressed like that monster
was highly inappropriate and
offensive to many others,
not just me.
It was a Halloween
party, Tracy.
We were dressed up
for fun for Halloween.
We were characters
from a Broadway show
that we had all just seen.
Okay?
I'm sure you never heard of it,
but I didn't invent this humor.
Tracy, Okay? we're talking
Charlie Chaplin, the great
dictator, f*cking jojo rabbit,
Three stooges, Donald f*cking
duck was Hitler For Christ sake.
So you're a comedic legend now.
Well, no, but this
is pretty funny.
Wouldn't you say white
supremacist? Really?
Sure after seeing that photo,
thinking of white supremacist
ideologies is very logical.
I'm Jewish.
This is about right and wrong,
and that photo is wrong.
And you might just
wanna take a step back
and understand what,
with all the insanity
that surrounds us these days,
you never know what someone
could be capable of.
It was a very,
very strong image.
Look, I'm cut from the same
cloth as my grandfather.
He was a great worker.
I'm a great worker.
I was passed up on a very
important promotion, Tracy.
This is my life, okay?
'cause it's something that
happened many years ago
when people had a
different sensibility,
a different sense of humor,
and you couldn't just
rip somebody's livelihood
right out from underneath them
because somebody's
feelings got hurt.
What is the point of this?
You have your gripe.
You have vented.
You should be gone,
but you're not,
you still have a top-notch
executive position and
you're still here, right?
Not anymore.
I quit.
Good luck, Tracy.
Light Is A Shepherd
The Blind Are Its Sheep
I didn't know you smoke
When I'm stressed.
Oh yeah, I heard.
How you doing?
You heard?
What did you hear?
Just that you were
going through some sh*t.
What did you hear?
Nothing. Forget it.
Oh, tell me Mary.
I need to know.
It's really none
of my business.
But it's about me.
So like, please just tell me.
Some people aren't happy with
whatever relationship you have
going on with Chris Barris.
Scott, you mean are
you f*cking kidding me?
Listen, he's hurt.
Whatever he did worked out.
So...
so he went to Tracy.
You think Scott has the
ba*ls to go to Tracy?
Greg?
What a d*ck.
Look, I'm not taking sides.
You can date Scott, Chris
Baris, I don't know.
You can do or date
whoever you want.
I want to have the happiness
and all the things
that I desire.
You know, I have
expectations for my own life.
Look,
When you get to be my age,
I think about all of the people
and the things that
I just pushed away.
Who knows what kind
of beautiful things
could have been out
there waiting for me?
Maybe better than I expected.
I never got them
because I wouldn't let their
full presence into my life.
For what?
'cause it wasn't
what I imagined.
Life doesn't need to be
extraordinary to be good.
Aa ordinary life?
It's not a meaningless life.
I don't know.
You know what if right now
extraordinary's just what I want
Okay. Okay.
You again, can't
get enough from me.
Look, I know I have been
acting very weird today
and I'm really
sorry about that.
But listen, surely I have to
talk to you about something.
And I don't really, I don't
know how to say this, but...
I think last night
when we were in the
office that maybe...
I came inside of you
What's so funny?
Why are you laughing?
I mean, with everything
that you've said
about, about being so fertile
and you're, you're you're
wide fallopian tubes.
I'm not pregnant, Joe.
How, how do you know that?
How could you know that?
Because you had a condom on.
I did?
Yeah.
I don't, I don't remember.
I don't remember
having any condoms
and I don't remember
putting a condom on.
It's because I had them
and I put it on you.
Wow.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that.
Here. It's in the trash.
After you came, you have
collapsed on the floor.
So I just pulled it off of you.
See? no leaks.
Your juice load
is still in there.
You kept it.
My juicy load.
I wouldn't say kept it.
It's in the trash.
- It's in the trash.
- Mm-hmm
- No leaks.
- No leaks.
- No.
- No leaks.
Nope. No babies.
There's no babies in here.
Oh my God.
I am so f*cking relieved.
I mean, I would've, I
would've been a parent dad.
Hey, hey!
Let's just have some fun.
I like f*cking you.
I like f*cking you
too, Shirley Sherman.
You want, you want
to f*ck tonight.
You used to be cleaned up,
clean shaven and now
like, look at yourself.
Your beard is disgusting.
Who gives a f*ck?
I do.
You got lazy.
You never wanted to go
out and do anything.
All you wanted to do was
just like f*cking sit around.
What's wrong with
enjoying some downtime?
Being comfortable, huh?
Sorry, I didn't wanna
go to Tulum with you
just so you could take a picture
of us with a f*cking sparkler.
What's wrong with having fun and
vacationing and going on a boat?
Jet skiing, enjoying
the sun or the beach?
What's wrong was it
was never for you.
It was always for your Instagram
story, for your fake followers.
Neither of those are true.
Really? Because the
last trip we went on,
you spent the entire time
taking videos and selfies.
You were glued to that phone.
You weren't enjoying
the trip at all.
It's a waste of my
time and f*cking money.
That's because you were so nasty
yelling at me the entire time.
I'll never forget the
words that you said to me.
Okay, here we go again.
Words matter. Words hurt.
You're scary when you're angry.
People say things they don't
mean when they're angry.
You're always
angry, Scott, always
punching walls and
you're like talking crazy
and getting frustrated with
the smallest little things,
including me.
Everything I did
was always wrong.
Everything?
Come on now.
So what? I blew up a few times.
I'm human, but I always
tried to make it right.
I always apologized.
Apologizing is not enough.
Well, it's for me.
I'm sorry it goes a long way.
God forbid you'd ever f*cking
apologize for anything you did.
Oh yeah? And what would you
like me to apologize for?
I feel so f*cking betrayed.
I feel so betrayed.
It's like this entire
time I was dating you,
you were someone else.
I feel conned.
I invested time in you.
I invested time in you?
And I didn't invest time in us.
I dunno.
I don't even know anymore.
I dunno what's going on.
I dunno who you are.
I dunno what's real.
I dunno.
I don't even know who I am.
I don't. I dunno.
I just feel so much.
I just feel so much, so
much, so much f*cking pain.
So much f*cking pain.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it all.
And I'm sick of all of you.
Who are you to judge?
Yeah, I'm talking to you
and the person next to you.
I'm sick of all you
narcissistic egomaniac,
small d*ck lifestyle idiots.
I'm sick of your
social media bullshit.
It's the same sh*t every day.
How many boomerang videos
have you taken shots
in doing backflips off
the boats are enough?
You're all fake as
plastic dog sh*t
from the juice head gym rats
with your pump steroid muscles
and presto magic
arm sleeve tats
and the girls with the
arse eating p*ssy wedge
camel toe yoga pants.
Seeing you sweat is gross.
And you all you
Twitter warriors.
That's right.
f*cking bullies hiding behind
your keyboards and screens
from your f*cked up Tim form
misinformed conspiracy horseshit
to the cancel culture woke mob
with your mile long hit list.
Take your delusional,
overly sensitive cruel minds
and hashtag I am a coward.
And all you cloud
chasing social climbing,
gold digging, d*ck riding,
fake it till you make it
front running, star
f*cking d*uche bags,
with a f*cked up
perception of the world.
Looking at people with
stepping stones and using them
because you want
something they have.
You are just a
talentless, opportunistic,
lowlife piece of sh*t.
Most of all.
I'm sick of me and
I'm sick of myself.
I'm the biggest
problem out there.
I'm sick of people like me
complaining, comparing
and analyzing my life,
filled with fear,
negativity and jealousy.
Blaming everyone else
but too scared to change.
Who am I to judge you?
I'm never happy.
I'm never enough.
I'm sick of me.
Maybe it would just be
better if I wasn't here.
It's the pain.
It doesn't stop.
Every day it's like a knife and
it twists and it gets deeper.
I can't go on.
You just, you need help.
Can you please get help?
My mind isn't right.
Why are you making this
something it's not?
This is not about
male or female
and it's certainly not
about black or white.
This company is 80%
male and 70% white.
It was about that the second
you walked in this door
and you doubled down
when you went to Carl.
You are doing the
cable news thing,
making this into
an equality issue.
And it's not, it is simply
about good business versus bad.
Business.
Is that what you're calling it?
God, Greg, you are so blinded
by your privilege that
it is actually annoying.
And to be quite frank, you
are doing it right now.
No, I'm not.
Don't do the whole, the
whole white male guilt thing
And don't do the
whole sexist thing.
You called her a wh*re and tried
to have her fired because what?
She was gonna maybe
hurt your wallet.
Well this is about money.
Your money.
What about hers?
So what, that makes it okay to
use old men for their money?
So when you see a gold digger,
I see a disenfranchised woman
who had to take an
alternate path in life.
Do I agree with it? No.
But I do understand it.
And the fact that you
don't is the problem.
No, No.
You are twisting this.
Try and fit some
personal mission.
Some, some woke, far
left bullshit crusade
by making me the target.
You are not being
targeted, Greg.
You're being held accountable.
Fairness is not oppression.
Stop making yourself the
victim for Christ's sake.
Look, I do what I have to
do to protect what is mine.
Why?
Because I worked hard for it.
And empathy works both ways.
If you want me to
understand you,
you're gonna have to at
least try to understand me.
Okay Okay.
So, so how do I understand you?
Tell me, what do I do?
Use your privilege to combat the
prejudice within this workplace.
Those are just buzzwords.
I mean, do you really think
that is helpful to me?
Oh God!
No. It's hopeful.
Do you think that
I can stand up here
as a woman without any hope?
Okay, here we go.
You know, it's men like you that
change the course of my life.
You are never gonna see
the world the way I see it.
And I have to see it my
way because if I didn't,
you'd always win.
You know, you are very deep
and you are very introspective
and you are very full of sh*t.
Here's the thing, this
is not personal for me.
It's not neither is it political
and yet it is both for you.
And it's as simple as that.
It is not as simple as that.
What you do not understand
is when you failed
to see her color
and why it mattered.
That made you a r*cist,
A r*cist, really?
You're sick.
Just call it like, I see it,
Really?
And and and what do you see
when you look in the mirror?
Do you see a f*cking hypocrite?
Yeah, I heard the rumor is
how you moved up so quick now.
Yeah, now you're
making the most of it.
How I moved up?
I was being held down and now
I'm making a difference finally.
There's the thing.
Someone like me tries
to make a difference,
I'm a r*cist.
When it's you, you are on
some noble f*cking mission
Craig, you are a r*cist.
You are the problem.
No, no I'm not.
I'm not the problem.
I'm not. It's you.
I don't see color.
I am colorblind.
And you think that
being colorblind
makes it okay for you
to think the way you do.
Greg, you need to be conscious
of color, not blind to it.
Look, in the end,
there's only one color that I am
conscious of and that is green.
As in money, as in my money.
Why? Because simply it makes for
a better life for me and my kid.
I don't apologize for that.
So no, I don't particularly
see gender or color but you.
That is all you see.
You look at me, you see
white skin and a d*ck.
You look at her, you see
black skin and a twat.
Everybody's color,
everybody's genitals.
And that is sick.
You are a disgusting
f*cking human.
Get out.
Gladly f*ck.
Hey, Dr. Kelly Scott Miller.
Yeah. You said to call you
if I ever needed your help.
I'm just scared.
It's scary that I
live in this mind.
I try and put on
a smile every day
but I feel like it's
making it worse.
And I really don't
know how much longer
I can continue this battle.
I think about
k*lling myself a lot.
I fantasize about it,
about how I would do it.
I wrote a suicide note
and it makes sense.
But then dunno what is
real and what's not.
And I need to figure it out
because I deserve more, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll go.
Yes.
Okay.
I am very proud of you.
- Hey kid.
- Pack your stuff. I quit.
- We're leaving.
- Where we going?
We're leaving outta here.
What? But I like it here.
I'm at your venture capital
fund. All right, how about that?
We're partners.
- Staying or leaving?
- Leaving.
All right, let's go
play some video games.
Justin, Jesus Christ.
Where have you been
on f*cking day?
Not even a phone call.
I had some personal
business to take care of.
Go to a funeral.
No, but I'm going to one.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
You all right? You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Alright, let's meet in 15
minutes in my office. Okay?
We have a lot of
work to catch up on.
I'll be there.
- Alright?
- Yep.
Justin, put the g*n down, okay?
Justin, No!
Stop. Don't please.
Justin is MIA
and I heard he had a
meeting with Tracy.
- Still no Justin?
- Have you seen Justin at all?
If you ask me if the extra
workload meets, that guy is gone
He's off.
It's like he's weird.
Justin was here last night.
This place is going to sh*t.
It's a bad day.
It's a bad life.
You and your entire
generation can't be trusted.
You're a little slow.
Your limited intelligence's
no place at my company.
I honestly don't
care what you think.
So what's your
go-to deadly sin?
Well, maybe that's
the real problem here.
No, I'm not the problem.
It's you.
No, you're the problem
with this world,
dated and and old thinking.
you and I are not the problem.
What is the problem?
Privilege.
All the insanity that
surrounds us these days.
You never know what someone
could be capable of.
Today I was involved
in an office sh**ting.
Several of my coworkers,
friends and people that I
cared deeply for were m*rder*d.
I'm not really sure what
to do or how to feel.
I never thought that
it would happen to me.
I'm devastated.
I am... I'm hurt.
I'm angry.
I'm extremely
lucky to be alive.
You know, the, the people that
I lost, they, they had families,
mothers and fathers
and friends and kids,
husbands and wives.
This should just, it
shouldn't ever, ever happen.
You know, people are
gonna say, it's the g*ns.
We need to take
away all the g*ns.
And then other people are gonna
say, no, we need more g*ns.
And I really just hope
that people who are
much smarter than me
and who are in a
position to help
or just, are really able to
come together and figure it out.
Because like, it can't
be nothing. You know?
It's like, oh,
another mass sh**ting.
Let me just throw out
my little praying emoji.
This isn't a hashtag.
And you know, what I really
keep thinking about is like
we as a society,
we are forgetting how to
love and it's growing.
We're just, we are becoming,
we're one big emotionally
desensitize civilization.
And people are
just their crueler.
They are more heartless
and, and meaner.
Hate is on the rise.
This, this is about hate.
When somebody
takes a machine g*n
and starts sh**ting
an innocent people,
yeah, of course there's
mental illness, but
it's also evil and
you just wanna call
the sh**ter crazy
so we can all move on and
like, wait for the next one.
I don't know.
It's, it's complicated, but,
we have to figure this out
And I really hope that we can.
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