02x11 - Adventures in Robot Sitting

[bunniefuu]

[whirs, beeps]

Time to bust out of here!

[engine zooming]

[Mr. Oz grunting]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[thuds]

It's your fault we're
trapped, Royce-y.

We should've gone
after the Never Witch,

not wasted time
finding your precious

Top Three Agents.

Oh, do be quiet, monkey!

I was simply following
the time-honored

traditions of the Night Bureau.

If you wanna blame someone,
look in the mirror.

You didn't recognize
one of your own

as a creation
of the Never Witch!

[Night Hunter groaning]

You sound like
a bunch of grim gobblers.

I don't recall
asking your opinion.

[all yelling]

[Never Witch laughing evilly]

Oh. Let's see how you like
being trapped for an eternity.

[Madteo coughing]

I thought you
didn't like change.

I don't. But sometimes you have
to dress for the occasion.

Tonight, we have a date
with the Cyber Realm!

-[crows squawking]
-[intense music]

[opening theme music playing]

-[crows squawking]
-[suspenseful music]

[Max] When all those scary
ravens and wolves showed up,

we were playing
"Red Line Racers,"

and we'd gotten separated.

The Witch stabbed Burrzerker...

and trapped Jayden and Emil!

[suspenseful music]

[Izzie] It'll be okay.

Remember, this is just
a really bad dream.

You'll see Jayden and
Emil tomorrow at school.

That was close.

That's twice in a row, we've
almost been doom-domed.

[Mrs. Castillo]
Here you go, mija.

A little hot chocolate
will cheer you up.

[playful music]

It's been so long
since I dreamcrafted

without an hourglass.

[slurps]

You're as dope as ever.

[giggling]
Thanks.

-That's sweet of you.
-You're so good.

Sometimes I wish
I had an hourglass.

Hey. You got your own thing.

Well, I-I guess so.

You know, I think the little
blue guy's super cool.

[Logan growling, chuckling]

Ugh! Can you imagine
being stuck in

Castle Nocturnia with Royce
and the Night Hunter

every night when you
fall asleep?

It's driving me bonkers!
It's driving me bonkers!

You already said that, Mr. Oz.

Oh. Well, it bears repeating.

We'll think of something.

Definitely.
For sure.

-Maybe?
-I hope so.

Being stuck in Castle Nocturnia

with Royce and
the Night Hunter every night,

it's driving me bonkers!

-[Mr. Oz mumbling]
-[school bell ringing]

Wow. I didn't think
he could get any weirder.

I'm glad Ms. Putnam's filling in
for Mr. Jimenez today.

I was getting sick
of him teaching us

the same crosshatch technique

every single day this past week.

Yeah.
I heard he's on stress leave.

Bro, Ms. Putnam told us
to draw our favorite animal.

She said create, not draw.

I'm just trying
something different.

Plus, geese are
my favorite animal.

They're loyal,
social, and vicious.

Ha! I would not have
goosed that.

[blows raspberry, laughs]

Let's see what you all came up
with for today's assignment.

[dramatic music]

Well, that's not weird at all.

Is it just me, or is everyone
acting strange today?

Coach Jeffries gave the same
lecture as yesterday.

Mr. Oz was repeating
himself this morning, too!

And everyone drew the exact

-same cat in art class.
-Guys. Guys!

-Should we be worried?
-I'm worried.

-So weird.
-What does it mean?

[whistles]
Look around.

It's full-on Invasion of
the Body Snatchers in here.

That's what I've been
trying to tell you.

It's like no one
is feeling inspired.

They just all drew
the same boring picture

and put on the same
boring gym shirt.

It's gotta be the
Never Witch's doom-domes.

Our dreams
need to be wild and free

so we feel inspired
and creative during the day.

But now, there are even
fewer realms to dream about,

and dreamers are getting trapped

and stuck in the same
Dream Realm every night!

The world will become
one boring place

if we don't stop
the Never Witch soon.

[dragon growling]

Ooh, that's a nasty memory.

Painful and perfect for my brew.

Something wicked,
something cruel.

Fangs and scales
and poisonous drool!

[Never Witch laughing evilly]

[alarm ringing]

An incursion just came through
a rift near the Brooklyn Bridge.

Sending the coordinates now.

[Zoey] Way ahead of you.

Oh. [chuckling]
Well, glad to help.

Or try to help.

Hey, Sneak.

Do you think we're
real Dream Chasers?

'Course we are. We're here
helping every night, aren't we?

Yeah, but we've never
even gone into the field

in the Dream World.

Because you're not
an aware dreamer.

And I like it here.
Plus, you do not wanna see

what Grimspawn do to traitors.
[shivers]

I just feel like sometimes
we don't matter that much.

Like they could do this
job without us, you know?

See? We just run
comms and track stuff.

I want to do some actual
saving and protecting!

We found the incursion.

Bernie here came through a rift
from the Dunes of Duralumina.

The Never Witch is trying
to awaken the Guardian

so she can slay it
and doom-dome the realm!

Doom-dome the realm!
Doom-dome the realm!

Not this again.

Mr. Oz, why don't
you take a break?

-We got this.
-Good idea.

Just a little catnap.

Can see if Albert's
thought of anything.

Doom-dome the realm.
Doom-dome the realm!

Glad you found him before
he could cause any trouble.

How come you didn't
send him back?

The Never Witch's
army was inbound.

He's too afraid to go home.

Aw. Don't worry, little guy.

We'll stop the Never Witch
and save your realm, okay?

Okay.

-This is our chance!
-[Sneak] Huh?

Sneak and I can come with you
to the Dunes of Duralumina

to help fight
the Never Witch's army.

[Logan laughing]

Wait.
You're serious?

I guess you could
look after Bernie

while we go fight
the Never Witch.

Babysitting?

That's not what I had in mind!

We want some real action.

I don't know. Incursions
are a tricky business.

You saying we can't
handle watching

a harmless little robot?

-Pretty much.
-Yeah... [stammers]

They'll be fine.

-Right?
-[Nova groaning]

[eerie music]

There are so few
Dream Realms left.

Once we go through that door,
there's no turning back.

We could end up doom-domed.

-Or worse.
-Worse is my middle name.

[Logan grunting]

Actually, it's Nico!

[Cooper yelling]

[Izzie] Whoo!

You okay?

Eh... It's weird not having
Inspector Royce around

telling me what to do.

Maybe it could be
weird in a good way?

Instead of always
following orders,

you could be the one
making decisions

and leading the charge.

[triumphant music]

[all yelling]

Whoa.

Generic 1980s airbrush
album cover alert!

[drones zooming]

[Mateo] I wonder
where they're going.

[gasping]
Away from them!

Welp, we're toast.

[eel growling]

If I had my hourglass,

I could dreamcraft
something huge

to take out that eel monster!

You don't need something huge.

You just need something sharp.

You're right.

[Astrid yelling]

Your girlfriend is so cool.

She's not my girlfriend! Wait.
Do you think she'd wanna be?

-Logan, focus!
-[Logan] Right.

-[Logan yelling]
-[birds squawking]

Ready?

If I'm going out, I'm
going out with a bang.

[fireworks exploding]

Go Z-Blob!

[eels growling]

[Sneak humming]

I wonder what kind
of robot he is.

[playful electronic music]

The cute kind?

[Sneak humming]

Ah, he's a Galaxicon!

"While they appear
incredibly cute,

they can be a menace.

Do not allow them near anything

with an electrical current."

Whoa!

[Sneak chuckling]

Are we great robot-sitters?

Or the greatest?

Greatest, obviously.

[Logan panting]

[Izzie] Bunchu hop!

[eels growling]

Take that, you
three-headed jerk!

[eels growling]

Are we winning?

-Nope.
-Bro, hurry!

Dreamcraft something cool out
of all this weird alien tech!

I wish I could, but...
I can't.

Okay, okay, no problem.

We can go with the whole
pummel wolves approach.

Get back!

The Never Witch really messed me
up when she took my memories.

I still don't feel ready
to tackle tech stuff.

On the bright side, you've
gotten really good at sculpting.

[Logan growling]

You're right.
I have gotten good at sculpting.

Easy, bro.

For all I know, we
could be related, huh?

[goose squawking]

I told you geese were vicious.

[upbeat hip-hop music]

Okay, crew, make it good.

This one's for my socials.

[laughing]
Okay.

I've got one question,
cat or unicorn filter?

[playful music]

[electricity crackling]

Aw, cute.

What filter is that?

Sneak, that's not a filter.

It's two Bernies! Huh?

My phone!

[eels growling]

[goose squawking]

[Logan growling]

[eels growling]

[Logan growling]

[all cheering]

-[goose burping]
-Disgusting.

But effective.

Aw yeah!

You should be scared!

What's going on?
Why would they run?

Did we just win?

I don't like this.

[suspenseful music]

[playful music]

Stop that!
No electricity for you!

How's it going?
Is Bernie okay?

[Sneak] He's great.
We're doing great.

And we're offended that you
called to check-up on us.

Sheesh!
Excuse me.

Let us know if any other
incursions come through.

Why did I think
we could do this?

We're terrible robot-sitters!

[Sneak] Pull it together.

We can make this right
before they get back, all right?

As long as we keep the Bernies
contained to the observatory,

everything will be fine.

[Nova] No!

[Sneak] Stop!

-[suspenseful music]
-[raven shrieks]

[Cooper] Oh, no!

She's got a flying
raven raider now?

Foolish Dream Chasers!

Trying to thwart me?

Take cover!

[Izzie] No!

[Never Witch laughing]

Cooper!

No!
No!

What was that?
It felt so... cold.

[Astrid yelling]

[Never Witch giggling]

Logan.

What did she take from you?

I don't know.
I don't know!

Wait, wait, wait.
[beatboxes]

[sighing] At least she didn't
steal my sick vocal stylings!

Yeah!

[crows squawking]

Pluck the anger
that lies unseen,

buried deep for me to glean.

Face the hatred and the pain.

Know your struggle
will be in vain!

Rise, my pets, to do my bidding!

[Never Witch laughing evilly]

[Nova yelling]

[Nova groaning]

Whoa!

Yikes!
We gotta stop 'em!

No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You've had enough!

[suspenseful music]

Aw, crud.

I don't like this.

That witch is whipping
up something evil.

[birds squawking]

[Madteo laughing evilly]

[suspenseful music]

Dang. And I thought one
doppel was tough to beat.

I've got Madteo and DoomBlob.

Cool names, broseph.
I'm on Dizzy.

For Doppel Izzie?

Guess that means
I'm taking Dooper.

Bogan has met his match.

What?
Sounds better than Dogan.

[Zoey sighing]

I got Zoey.

Are you kidding me?

The Witch didn't doppel me!

[Mateo yelling]

[Nova] Well, this proves it.

We aren't cut out to be
Dream Chasers after all.

We can't even babysit.

I hate to say it, but we
might have to radio for help.

But first, tacos.

Ah!

[goose squawking]

Nice goose, dude.

[Cooper yelling]

Need to be saved?
Pathetic.

[rabbits growling]

I always thought two of me
would be awesome,

but you are the worst!

I think you mean so much better!

[rabbit growling]

-[Bogan growling]
-[Logan growling]

Whoa.
It's like looking in a mirror.

Looking good.

Make that a warped
funhouse mirror.

Because you ugly.

-[Logan growling]
-[Bogan growling]

Ha.

As if you could defeat me.

I know every move
in your playbook.

We'll see about that.

Yawn.
Destroy them, please.

-[Dooper yelling]
-[Dizzy yelling]

The Guardian.

[chuckling] Strike!

[Never Witch laughing evilly]

Keep the Dream Chasers busy.

Now that the Guardian is awake,

I'll pierce its heart and
doom-dome the entire realm!

Zoey, Logan,
protect the Guardian!

Everyone else, with me!

That is one mangy-looking gato.

Um... yeah.

Mrs. C, how are
your lights still on?

Emergency generator.

You never know
when trouble will strike.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Tonight's been a bust.

Me and the, you know,

the cat thought we could
prove we were useful,

but all we did was make
things so much worse.

Now I just wanna
hide under a rock.

I can't bring myself
to face my friends.

I'm sure it's not that bad.

[Nova] No, it's pretty bad.

The task just grew
too big for us.

Well, as I always tell
Senor Tortuga

when he feels small,

"Sometimes
the smallest currents

are the strongest."

Huh.

[Izzie] The Never Witch is here!

We're getting creamed!
Look out for more incursions!

What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

"Sometimes the smallest
currents are the strongest."

-[gasping]
-They're gonna get doom-domed!

Not if we can help it.

[suspenseful music]

Here, Bernies!

We got some yummy
electricity for you!

[Never Witch laughing evilly]

You can't hold me
off any longer!

That Guardian will be mine!

[animals growling]

Get off me, bro!

Let go!

No!

[Nova] Look alive, people!

[triumphant music]

[Never Witch growling]

[Bernies growling]

You'll make an excellent
addition to my collection.

[suspenseful music]

[triumphant music]

[chuckling]

That's one big, angry Bernie!

-[Bogan yelling]
-[Doey yelling]

Fall back!
Retreat!

[laughing]

Bernie, you were awesome!

[yawning] I was stuck
in Castle Nocturnia with

Royce and the Night Hunter.

It's driving me bonkers!

-How'd tonight go?
-We were in serious trouble,

but these Dream Chasers
came through for us.

Ew. Enough mushy stuff.

Wait. Now that the Never Witch
has a Raven Raider,

can we track her?

She has a what?

It'd be great if we could know

where she's going
to strike next.

I might know where
there's a telescope

you can use to track her.

My landing.

Dude, what?
Where is it?

-My landing.
-Yeah, but where?

My landing.

Oh, this is gonna be a problem.

[closing theme music plays]