01x06 - Pasta... the Perfect Food!

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{IMPORTANT! Burn the the lines of kakikuko... and raw wheat... with the Caption (Left) in the video, just like you do with the karaoke and episode titles (I'm talking about the mkv version here, since all subtitles will already be burned in the video in the avi version), otherwise it will lag with a lot of people, while playing the video.}

Narrator

-A Tea Soup Alien came to invade the Earth!

Tea Soup Beam! Beam! Beam!

Narrator

-The Tea Soup Alien led a massive attack!

Did that actually happen?

Narrator

-For a moment, Bo

-bobo felt crushed.

Idiot!

Narrator

-But the animals' cheering...

Narrator

-gave strength to Bo

-bobo!

Thank you, everyone! I shall protect the future of the Earth!

Justice Shall Prevail!!

I really don't think that happened!

Narrator

-Go! Bo

-bobo!! Fight! Bo

-bobo!!

I said, this never happened!

Narrator

-Thanks to Bo

-bobo's efforts,

Narrator

-the Earth was saved!

Huh? What's going on? Lies! Lies! It's all lies!

It's all lies

Would you like to buy a lunch or juice?

I'd like a traditional

-style meal! ❤

I'd like a soda meal!!

Here you are. Thank you very much.

They actually have it...

This looks great!

BURY IT

BURY IT

Welcome back!

That was filling! Train rides just aren't the same without the lunchboxes!

(A hang glider!?

What are you doing, Bo

-bobo?

More importantly, were we actually riding a plane!?

I'm going on ahead.

That punk!

Aren't those windows supposed to be sealed?

I'm not letting you go on ahead by yourself!

Don't do it! You can't jump with just an umbrella!

I can't lose to him!

I'm not losing to him!

Looks like you won... {added a bit comedy to line}

Sorry to disturb you, but could you close the window? It's freezing.

The Terrible Ultimate Secret Technique of the Fist of Somen! H.E.L.L.O!

Demode City

No way! You serious?

What's with the big slide?

What could this be?

A slide?

There's water coming down, is it a big pool?

No, this is flowing somen!

Flowing somen? Is this for some special event?

What's going on?

How's this!?

Master Somen

This is Demode City's

-year

-old Fist of Somen!

Terrible! Terrible!

'Somen'

Terrible!

Bo

-bobo can't do a thing against the Fist of Somen!

What's going to happen?

We used to be so poor...

We boiled our somen in bathhouse water...

Bo

-bobo!

Who's this? Who's this? Who's this guy? {Sounds like she's saying it times}

Stop playing around! We've got to find Don Patch!

Hey!

I'm training.

I'M TRAINING FOR THE SECRET TECHNIQUE OF THE FIST OF SOMEN!

Now if you'll excuse me, Master Ramen.

Fare thee well.

Aren't you going to train for the Secret Technique?

But wait one minute.

There is one thing I must tell you...

I'M MASTER SOMEN!!

Terrible! Terrible!

Terrible!

Fine then. I'll find Don Patch on my own. {then}

But where could he be?

Policeman B

(Policeman B

Policeman A

(Policeman A

What do you mean, "from the sky?"

We're asking you where you came from!

But... But... I really did come from the sky!

(Stray Child

(Stray Child

Stray Child

Heh... I've got no choice.

Beauty, hurry and bring that emergency meal back here.

Emergency meal!?

I really did! I really did!

Mama!

Mama?

Mama! Mama! Mama!

Is this your child?

No...

He's my emergency meal...

You'd better keep a better eye on him from now on.

I will...

Okay, let's go. {deleted dashed lines since they should be used when two people are talking}

That b*tch!

You're wide open!

My spike! Gimme back my charm point!

Those spikes come off?

Where'd that b*stard go?

Anger

He ain't getting away with this!

It's that time again, folks!

MC

It's time for everyone's favorite "Be brave and say something to your mother" corner!

Here you go, Bo

-bobo! Say something for your mother!

There he is!

My... My mama is a big sleepyhead.

So I always have to wake her up.

My... that silly child...

I found him!

Mama

But whenever Papa's mad at me,

Mama comes to my rescue.

I... I like my mama. I like her more than anyone in the world!

That silly child... That silly child...

I've got to make him some chou cremes when he gets back!

Since when are you a mama?

Kuma = Bear

Mama?

Oh, you're back!

Mama... I'm sorry for taking your spike.

It's fine. Mama doesn't care.

Mama... I... I...

What? I just told you it doesn't matter.

I want to be with you forever!

Mama!

My boy!

Is something weird gonna happen again?

My boy...

Mama

and

Me

Okay, my boy. This is our new home.

Oh. It's kind of shabby.

But if you're with me, Mama, I'll live with it.

Oh, you silly child...

The Rice Scoops' Residence

Okay, my boy. This is our room.

Okay!

The Rice Scoops' Rice Scoops

Mom, how many more boxes?

Only two more. {added only}

Rice Scoop Mother

Rice Scoop Child

I'm tired of making rice scoops!

I'm sorry I have to make you do this. Let's have dinner when we're done.

The rice scoops are making rice scoops!

Pineapples

The rain's not stopping...

Yeah...

Oh, Daddy!

Dear!

I'm home.

Daddy!? Weren't you the child?

Dear, where have you been?

You were out having fun, weren't you? And who's the girl?

I'm one of his friends...

And I'm his mother, and...

That one's the emergency meal!

The emergency meal

Dear, please get a job!

We don't have any more money...

Shut up! You stink like a rice scoop!

Rice scoops have smells...!!

Mommy!

Are you alright?

Dear,

we are going back to the Toaster Kingdom. {changed to small w on we}

Toaster Kingdom!!??

Toaster Kingdom!? But they're rice scoops!

This is a toaster I made. Please take it.

O

-OK.

Take care of that man.

He may act tough, but he's weak on the inside.

Goodbye. {is she saying ja as in short for jaa

-na meaning see you later?}

Well, we appreciate what you've done for us all these years.

Get out! Get out! Good riddance!

Bo

-bobo! That was really insensitive!

Don't you feel sorry for the rice scoops?

Shut up.

It's just... It's just that I... {edited sentence}

I eat bread, not rice...

You silly boy... You silly boy...

Bread, not rice...

Why are you crying, too? Guess I'm left behind again.

Mommy!

What?

It stopped raining.

You're right.

The End

The Rice Scoops' Residence{That's what it says, isn't it?}

Bread, not rice...

How long are you guys gonna keep crying?

Bread, not rice...

You silly boy...

I found you, Bo

-bobo...

There, there. It's alright.

Hey, comfort me, too!

Why do I have to?

Take this!

Okay. I get it.

Look out!

sh*t!

Bo

-bobo! Look out!

Beauty!

Beauty!

Beauty! Beauty!

That girl should've minded her own business.

Son of a... Wait!

Hang in there, Beauty!

Beauty! Beauty! {SoH please time}

Beauty!

W

-What's this?

Loss

Beauty...

Beauty!!!

Girls g*ng Boss

Patchmi

This is bad, Bo

-boko!

Calm down, Patchmi.

But...

Head of the Kanto Girl g*ng Union "Ecstacy"

Bo

-boko

Let's keep this just between the two of us.

If the secret's out, you'll be sorry!

This is real bad! Let's turn ourselves in!

Don't you dare object.

Or what? You wanna be my cup

-and

-ball's next victim?{Note from GonbeFAN

-

- maybe change kendama to cup

-and

-ball, cup

-and

-ball is the Western version of the kendama}{changed to cup and ball if you want to you can put a translation note at the top if you want}

Well, no but... {added no but}

Then don't object to me.

Got it?

Yeah...{is he saying yeah here?}

Let's go.

Yes...

The head of the Kanto Girl g*ng Union "Ecstasy," Bo

-boko.

Having to follow along with her methods,

Patchmi was irritated with herself.

Patchmi's Room

This is really bad...

I have a bad feeling about this...

I hope... I hope that girl's spirit doesn't come to haunt us! I'm scared...

It's from Bo

-boko! Maybe she's inviting me to a meeting!

Hello? Hello?

Patchmi... Help me... Help me...

Bo

-boko? What's wrong, Bo

-boko?

What was with that phone call?

It can't be... is it that girl's spirit? That's it! It must be her spirit!

What am I gonna do? She's gonna come to my house, too!

What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

(Beauty's Spirit!?

I'm sorry! I'm the one that said we should turn ourselves in!

But... But... Bo

-boko...

H

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H

-E

-

H

-E

-L

-

H

-E

-L

-L

-

H

-E

-L

-L

-O

HIS HEAD IS SHINING!!

HIS HEAD IS SHINING!!

H

-E

-L

-L

-O...

Bo

-boko, you're a robot?

I'll explain later! The Galats army is coming! {Is he saying Galat no g*n, if so it should be The Galats Army is coming}

What did you say?

Narrator

-And so, the first crisis passed.

Narrator

-But Patchmi did not know that she had been dragged into a giant intergalactic w*r!

Patchmi, I'm going again!

Don't go, Bo

-boko!

Bo

-boko! {SoH please time}

Narrator

-SF Robot Action Anime: Energy☆Busters!

Energy Busters

Narrator

-Episode : The Voice of the Stars

Experience the Universe!

Stay tuned next time!

What are you guys doing? {added guys}

Oh! You've come to, Beauty!

It's a ghost!

Excuse me, I'm still alive!

More importantly, Beauty, look at your forehead.

What's this?

Who did this?

It won't come off!

Who did it...

Could it be the Hair Hunters?

Correct!

Mr. Sakashita!

You know him?

Hair Hunters C

-block Trooper Gechappi

I'm Hair Hunters C

-block Trooper Gechappi.

M... Mister... Please accept these cookies I made just for you...

Hey! Are you stealing a march on me? That's not fair!

Not fair! Not fair! Not fair! {SoH please time}

Cookies!?

It's moving by itself! {SoH please time} {added flare to sentence}

Hey, woman!

What you have just received was a Hair Loss Beam. {took doesn't seem like a good word with a laser, changed to experienced or maybe received?}

Those hit by this beam will

lose all their hair in hours...

lose all

their hair

in hours...

I'll lose my hair? No way!

Cookies!?

That's a great expression. You butted in too far for your own good.

You're so mean! She worked so hard to make them!

You're next, Bo

-bobo!

Take this!

Hair Loss Beam!!

Bo

-bobo, look out!

Don Patch!

Another intrusion...

Don Patch!

Hang in there, Don Patch!

Don Patch! Hang in there!

T

-This can't be...

Invincible Fortress Zygas

Invincible Fortress Zygas!?

Invincible Fortress Zygas

You're awake?

Hey, what happens when it says "Invincible Fortress Zygas?"

No clue! That's what I want to know!



-NO CLUE!

Are you alright?

You're so kind.

Oh well. At least it looks like my attack worked on the girl.

How dare you do that to Beauty and the emergency meal!



-THE EMERGENCY MEAL!

(THE EMERGENCY MEAL!

So I'm really the emergency meal?

Take this!

Nose Hair Serpent Fist!

Change Beauty back to normal!

What about me? {SoH please split}

Don't get so worked up.

The only way to return her to normal is to use the medicine in C

-block Base.

If you want the medicine, follow me!

Wait!

Zygas! Zygas!

There's no time to cry, Beauty!

{I can't tell if they're grunting for saying yeah}

We'll get the medicine for sure!

{I can't tell if they're grunting for saying yeah}

Alright!

Off to C

-block Base!

To C

-block

Three tickets to C

-block.

We're going by train...

The train for C

-block Base will leave shortly.

Oh, sh*t!

Wait for me!

That was close.

Huh? Where's Bo

-bobo?

What are you doing, Bo

-bobo?

I'm sorry, Mr. Kenichi. I can't go with you.

Garcia

I just can't leave my parents.

Why not? Didn't we decide we'd leave together? {added not}

Mr. Kenichi... please fulfill your dream.

I've found her! It's Garcia!

I will...

I will... fulfill my own dream.

You're not getting away!

I won't run or hide!

Farewell... Elsion.

Dammit! Who the hell is Elsion?

I've never heard of the guy! I don't get it!

Even Don Patch doesn't get it... {added even}

We're really on a train this time. Not a plane.

Umm... our seats are...

C and...

But this train's pretty empty.

C...

Hey...

What?

Am I useless? Will you throw me away if you don't want me?

I don't know!

Let's see... C... C...

He's on the train!

You son of a b*tch! You'll pay for dissing us earlier!

Oh. It's you guys.

Alright, Beauty, get me my Don Patch Sword! {added alright}

Eh? What's that?

Idiot! I said a Don Patch Sword!

Hurry and give me a Don Patch Sword!

I told you, I've never heard of it before! What is it? {added I told you}

Whatever. Just give me whatever you've got!

I have this green onion...

Oh! You DO have a Don Patch Sword!!!

Oh!

Don Patch

Sword!!!

Alright, now that I have this...

I can win!

But that's a green onion.

I lost.

Well, duh. {added well}

Is that all you got, small fry?

If only I had a Don Patch Hammer right now...

I have this green onion...

Oh!

Don Patch

Hammer!!!

Oh! You DO have a Don Patch Hammer!!!

Alright, now that I have this,

I can win!

But that's a green onion!

No way! They're fighting on equal terms!

Hi

-yah!!

You're not bad!

But you're still no match for me!

Oh no! My Don Patch Hammer!

I'm burnt out...

He turned white... That's how serious your challenge was.

The games are over!

I'm beat...

Don Patch! Look out!

That's... {SoH please re

-time}

Beauty! {SoH please time}

Bo

-bobo! {SoH please time}

Dammit...

{I dunno if this is worth translating but is he saying Satsu or Touch?}

You're such a fool...

You came all this way to be defeated!

Take this! Hair Loss Beam!

sh*t!

Bo

-bobo! {SoH please time}

Loss

Kaki... kuko... kako... kaki... kuko...

Kako... kaki... kuko... kako... kaki...

What's he doing!?

Kaki... kuko... kako... kaki... kuko... kako...

I get it! He's taking the "ke" out of all the words!

Raw wheat... Raw sesame... Raw egg...

Raw wheat... Raw sesame... Raw egg...

You're right! He's taking the "ke" out of all the words!

Don't copy me. And those words don't have "ke" in them to begin with!

It's a bit different from what I wanted, but I've finally defeated Bo

-bobo!

Mission Complete

What was that?

Bo

-bobo? Wait a minute...

So who was...

Bo

-bobo Doll (Large)

He turned into a doll!

What? You're right! He really did turn into a doll!

Damn you! You b*stards keep f*cking with me! {added Damn you}

I will defeat you with the Secret Technique of the Fist of Ramen!

Prepare yourself!

Tunnel

We're in a tunnel...

Welcome to the world of the Fist of Ramen!

What's this!?

Watch closely! This is Demode City's

-year

-old Fist of Ramen!

Zygas! Zygas!

Here they come... Take this! Hair Loss Beam!

sh*t! We're in trouble!

What? Already?

Emergency escape! I'll leave the rest to you...

Emergency meal! {SoH please split}

So that's how it's gonna be? Here I go!

Damn those b*stards...

Eat this! Fist of Ramen Secret Technique:

Thank you for waiting.

Here's your tea. Take your time.

Mmmm... stars.

The Ramen Store of Tasty Tea!!!

Tunnel

Master Ramen, I have defeated the enemy

with the technique you taught me.

Magnificent. I have nothing left to teach you.

M... Master Ramen...

But there is one thing I must tell you...

I'M MASTER SOMEN!

Note: He's Master Somen

Terrible! Terrible!

Terrible!

Terrible! Terrible!

Terrible! Terrible!

Really terrible!

Mother and Son Hot Springs

I won again today!

Idiot, my hajike was in better shape.

Heh. I can't relax when you guys are around.

Right?

That's not something to laugh at.

But this water is great!

This is the best part of a trip!

Huh? We're on a trip... but where were we going again?

Oh well!

Narrator

-The word "loss" remains on Beauty's forehead.

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-Beauty's hair only has a few hours left!

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-Will Bo

-bobo and friends find the medicine

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-before it's too late?

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-Oh, and... what'll happen to Don Patch? {SoH please split

- note from GonbeFAN: keep the Narrator

-ish style when you split it for both lines}

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-Whatever. {SoH please split

- note from GonbeFAN: keep the Narrator

-ish style when you split it for both lines}

Zygas! Zygas!

I am proud to announce this year's Miss Chicken Queen...

We're in the enemy base! Stop goofing off!

But this is really fun! I can turn into a cyborg and a monster cat!

Stop having fun by yourselves and look at reality!

You're right. Look at that guy with the really suspicious pink face!

Wow, it's really suspicious!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

th Miss Chicken Queen Chickie and The Mysterious Guard Softon

He's too mysterious!