01x07 - Queen Chicken Level and the Video Store of Dumb

[bunniefuu]

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-After Bo

-bobo reached Demode City,

Rice Scoop Mother and Son

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-his love for the Rice Scoop mother and son, who lived on despite being poor, deepened.

C

-block Trooper Gechappi

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-But then...

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-Beauty was hit by Hair Hunters C

-block Trooper,

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-Gechappi's Hair Loss Beam.

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-The word "Loss" mysteriously appeared on Beauty's forehead.

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-In just hours, Beauty will lose all her hair!!

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-But I think I'd like to see Beauty like that...

You're mean...

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-Oh, whoops. Sorry.

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-Bo

-bobo defeated Gechappi with his special move.

The Ramen Store of Tasty Tea!!!

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-Bo

-bobo, Don Patch, and Beauty...

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-hurried to Hair Hunters C

-block Base to get the medicine that will stop the hair loss!

Alright! I've recovered from falling back in the first half!

Let's end this, Patchiki!

That brat... he's done it now.

Watch me, Father! I will become the fastest in the world...

with this machine you made!

Arrest him! Arrest him!

Hells' Gate Curve

Here it is. The entrance to Hell: Hell's Gate Curve. {What do you think I should do? Before I used to change hell to Hell because it is referring to the place and use "hell" when people say "What the hell". Does that make sense?}

There are many who lost their lives because they failed this turn.

Here it is! This is the only place where I can beat Patchiki! {added where}

Arrest him! Arrest him! Arrest him!

I'm scared! But...

I don't want to lose anymore!

That idiot! He passed me at full speed! He's gonna die!

That's too much. He's driving an FF Custom vehicle.

Not even my customized SRM.VOX R could make it safely,

not at that speed.

Turning this curve has nothing to do with the driver's skill!

The vehicle's capacity is all that matters!

That man... is dead!

Father! Father!!!

This is thrilling!

I'm gonna drive to the limits! {rephrased sentence, I'll drive to my limits! ref point}

th Miss Chicken Queen Chickie and The Mysterious Guard Softon

Hair Hunters C

-block Base

Okay, everyone!

This is C

-block Base!

All Smiles Tour

Imperial Steamed Buns

Hair Hunter Spicy Crackers

We have Imperial Steamed Buns, Hair Hunter Spicy Crackers,

and many other souvenir items available.

(Guide

That's amazing.

It's pretty tall.

Now, please move to the middle! We'd like to take a group shot with the tower in the background!

Armor: Wind

Hair Hunters C

-block Captain Geha the Tornado...

Hair Hunters C

-block

Captain Geha the Tornado

Our plan has succeeded. Bo

-bobo will arrive soon.

The rest is up to you, TesuiKatsu.

Yes, sir! {changed to sir}

Gechappi... You did a good job on him.

Bo

-bobo Action Figure (Limited Edition)

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo... {sorted name out}

I, TesuiKatsu, guardian of the Red Hot Room, will defeat you!

Guardian of the Red Hot Room

TesuiKatsu

It's an emergency! It's an emergency!

One, two, three, HEAVE!

Prep for operation!

Are you alright?

Please go ahead, Doctor!

Doctor

Doctor!?

I'm scared! I don't want an operation!

It hurts! I don't want an operation!

Anesthesia

Anesthesia.

Anesthesia.

P

-U...

I don't want an operation...

I guess you could say that's a strong anesthesia... {does "that's "one" strong anesthesia..." sound better or worse?}

I will now commence the operation.

Not a scalpel!?

Fork.

Fork.

Are you going to help him? Are you really gonna make him better? {Splitted lines and added extra line since she's saying lines}

Can you really fix him with that?

Eraser.

Eraser.

Eraser

Banana.

Banana.

Banana

Battery.

Battery.

Battery

Cucumber.

Cucumber.

Cucumber

Hammer.

Hammer.

Hammer

Compass.

Compass.

Compass

I...

I'm...

The operation was successful.

Doctor!

My propeller! Wait up, my propeller!

Propeller!

I'm gonna beat this guy up!

What is this great demonic energy?

You noticed it too?

Be careful. There's a superdreadnought demon hiding nearby!

Where could it be?

"How do I even make a comeback?" thought Beauty. {changed to question mark}

What's wrong?

I

-It's here! {changed to here}

What? Where? Where is it?

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Let's brush some teeth!

Toothbrush

Toothpaste Tube

We'll work together!

How can this be?

Of all things, it's the Demon Toothbrush Set!

But it's a good thing it's just the toothbrush and toothpaste.

If there were a cup, we'd be done for!

There is!

Hello.

Cup

sh*t!

It's perfect!

Brush! Brush!

They're cute!

In that case...

Thoughts and ideas are the source of existence...

Thoughts and ideas are the source of existence...

Rid yourself of thought... Strengthen your ideas...

Rid yourself of halitosis...

Disperse the demons!!

Disperse the demons!!

Disperse the demons!!

This is fate.

Bro!

What is this familiar feeling?

When did I stop believing in others?

When did I stop loving others?

That doesn't matter anymore.

In this moment, I am a toothbrush! Yes! I am a toothbrush!

I'll brush my shoes, too.

Bro!

Fine. Brush them.

The fun ends now!

Oh! {splitted for comedy suspense}

It spilled!

Look over here!

Don Patch!

I tried to catch him in a trap, but he trapped me instead, woof!

Be careful! He won't fall for bones!

Veggies! Veggies! There's no way he won't fall for veggies!

Now, Bo

-bobo. It's time to face off.

Prepare yourself, Bo

-bobo!

This ends now!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Mayonnaise w*r

(begins!!!

The Mayonnaise w*r begins!!!

Don Patch!

Spin! Spin! Spin!

Spin! Spin! Spin!

I thought so...

You're not getting away with this! {SoH please time}

More coins! More coins!

What are you doing!? Get me out of here! {SoH please time} {changed to !?}

Spin! Spin! Spin!

Spin! Spin! Spin!

Spin! Spin! Spin!

DRIED

-UP...

I'm pretty damn thirsty...

Don't get so c*ck just coz you beat me.

I'm just an underling.

This C

-block base is divided into five levels of Hell. {re

-worded sentence}

You are here

You are here

(You are here

As you climb further up, more diabolical levels will await you.{As you go further up, worse hells await! ref point} {Just being creative but trying to makes sense of the sentence}

Sorry, could you repeat that?

I hope it's not too late...

The hair loss is starting!

You're under arrest!

Don't worry, Beauty.

Trust me.

I've been caught...

Why does my blood boil so much? {added much}

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-Just what is this guy's head...

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-Wha... Wha... Wha... Wha... Wha... {SoH please time}

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-I better stop.

The same old C

-block Base

C

-Climb these stairs to reach the second Hell.

Go and get defeated already. {added already}

Oh, look! An elevator!

You're right!

We can use this to get all the way to the top!

Yeah!

I'm sure the medicine for the Hair Loss Beam is there!

Hooray!

Uh... hello... excuse me...

Ignore it! Please ignore it!

We can't do that, can we?

Nope.

Please! I beg you!

Please! Please!

I guess we got no choice.

Just this once, 'kay?

Click.

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

Mama!

Chick

There, there. Don't you cry.

See, help has arrived.

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

I finally got them rounded up...

Take off those sunglasses!!

They aren't wearing any!

Fire in the hole!

They were wearing sunglasses. Weren't they wearing sunglasses?

th Miss Chicken Queen Contest

Judge

Well... now that the judging is finished, we will now announce the winner. {Can I time this line? I know you said not to time the coloured line but this needs to extend back a bit to when bobobo says well}

The most brilliant participant of the th Miss Chicken Queen Contest is...

Entry #, Chickie!

Miss Chicken Queen

Chickie

Congratulations!

I will now present you with the Queen's gown and scepter. You look ex

-scepter

-nal.

Ex

-scepter

-nal... You were dazzling, Chickie!

Stop playing around! Let's just go!

If this elevator's not going anywhere, I'm gonna take the stairs!

Madam, here's some eggs I picked out myself.

FRESH

-PICKED

Do you want to cook them?

I can have them? You're always doing favors for me...

Let's cook them sunny

-side up for dinner!

But Madam, they're so fresh that you should cook eggs

-on

-rice. {is it meant to be Madam? Does it also apply to the sir correction i made before?}

Oh, I should?

Yes, you should. Eggs

-on

-rice.

Eggs

-on

-rice?

Eggs

-on

-rice!

Then should I cook eggs

-on

-rice?

Eggs

-on

-rice!

Eggs

-on

-rice? {Don says it more time here}

The Room of Thunder...

What traps could await us in here?

But we must continue!



-Video Corner

Welcome!

IT'S A VIDEO RENTAL STORE!!!

Dammit! I'm late!

Good morning, manager!

You're five minutes late!

nd Floor Guardian... I mean Manager

Man... this happens every time.

Break Room

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bomi

This is terrible! This is the third time this week!

He's gonna fire me!

Bo

-bomi.

Miss Spikette

Are you taking this part

-time job lightly?

Miss Spikette...

Looks like you won't get it without some pain, ah?

Well I'll give it to you!

How's this? How's this? How's this? {retimed the lines, it sounds like Don is saying it here How's this times}

Want more? {added extra line}

What the hell is going on?

Manager!

We've got a new part

-timer starting today.

You guys show him the ropes.

Oh, no! Spikette's gonna bully the new guy again!

I wonder who's gonna get in this time...

Whoever it is, I'll bully him real good.

You! Get in here!

New Guy: Keselan Paseran

This is Keselan Paseran.{TL Note: Flock frim a vine

-seed weed, used for face powder}

I don't have any experience, so I know I'll get in the way a lot...

but I'll do my best. It's a pleasure to work with you.

Manager! There's trouble!

What's wrong?

There's yen missing from the register!

What?

Damn! I forgot my makeup today, so I took yen from the register to do my makeup!

That's the thief. {removed one}

No doubt.

How did you know?

I'm sorry!

He made me steal it! {splitted line for suspense}

I didn't want to do it... But he said he'd wriggle more if I didn't...

I was scared... I was so scared, I...

Is this true, Keselan Paseran?

It's true.

He's covering for me!

Here you go.

f*ck' idiot!

Take this! And this! And this! And this!

How dare you take the store's money!

Stop it! Stop it!

Somebody! Somebody save him!

Fist of the Nose Hair:

The man that ended

the Mayonnaise w*r,

his name was...

Consort Ketchup!

The man that ended the Mayonnaise w*r, his name was...

Consort Ketchup!

Risumi, come back!!

Is he alright?

He's done for...

How despicable!

You too...

I won't forgive them! I'll never forgive them!

Hey, let's hurry and go to the third floor.

Absolutely.

Bo

-bobo had defeated the nd floor guardian...

I mean, the manager,{SoH please split}

and they continued to the third floor,

with Keselan Paseran in their hearts.

The Room of Rapids

The Room of Rapids... What traps could await us in here?

Welcome!

Of course...

NOT AGAIN!!!

Mama!

I wanna see this one!

Didn't you watch it yesterday? Pick something else.

Okay. I got it.

For Pete's sake, that kid is such a hopeless idiot. {added hopeless}

Which one, which one?

Which one?

New Arrivals

Ah!

New Arrivals

"All About Youth" is checked out...

I'll just go with these two.

Eh!

That's...!

It's terrible!

What's wrong?

There was this guy... And his head was all twirly and pink...

He shouldn't have been checking out videos but he was checking out videos!

Oh, please! Don't say things that I can't understand, you stupid brat!

It's true! I saw it! His head was twirtly... and it was pink...

and he was checking out videos!

If you keep acting stupid, we'll be going home! {changed tense to future tense}

But it's true! He liked dramas!

That'll be yen for two videos.

I've got enough points, so I'll pay with this.

Thank you again for your patronage.

It's terrible!

What's wrong?

He was a regular! That pink twirly guy was a regular! {spell checked to twirly}

{LOL I keep hearing "You bastar..."}

Smarten up, will you?

No... It's true... It's true... It's true...

The pink guy rented a video with the points he collected...

But he's not challenging us. Let's just move on. {added but and just}

It's true! It's really true!

Thank you very much!

Looks like this floor has no guardian... {I'm bad at picking up jokes, I just realised why this line should be funny}

Have at you.

rd Floor Guard Bun

-bun the Bunny

Have at you. Have at you.

Have at you. {added line}

Have at you. Hey. Have at you. {timed sentence}

I'll beat the stuffing out of you.

Wait for me, Bo

-bobo!

Wait up!

She beat me. {BEAUTY IS SO CRUEL, SHE MUST'VE DONE AKUMA'S SHUN GOKU

-SATSU move on it}

The Jet Black Room

The Jet Black Room... It doesn't seem like a video rental store this time.

Dammit, where's the medicine?

I think it's on the top floor, which is right after this one.

Can my hair hold out?

We don't have much time left. Let's hurry.

Glad you've come, thou angels that have lost thy wings.

Let us begin the feast of our souls!

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-Who is this weird man with a pink, twirly head

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-that lay in wait in the Jet Black room?

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-Neither Bo

-bobo...

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-nor Beauty...

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-nor Don Patch,

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-Nor I knew who he is!

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-Well... Stay tuned next time!

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-Time... time... time...

Bo

-bobo, we're out of time!

My hair's gonna fall out!

Bo

-bobo, we're out of time!

I'm gonna turn into an invincible fortress!

You both stand back. This man is fearsome.

Who is he?

I know him, he's a famous fashion designer! {added him}

How!?

Zygas! Zygas!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Releasing your Soul: That means, Piropiropiropiro... Pirocchi!

That hairstyle's gonna be in!