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01x09 - Gasser Up! I'm Ready to Drive!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x09 - Gasser Up! I'm Ready to Drive!

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-The C

-block base...

The Jet Black Room

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-The fourth Hell...

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-The man from this fourth Hell {changed to Hell}

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-was Softon.

Softon

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-But who exactly is Softon?{'ga' is 'but', and NOT part of the 'was Softon' line}

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-That must never be known.

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-Never!

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-I'm pretty sure that's for your sake.

D o u b l e !

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-Through a violent fight

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-that broke out in Bo

-bobo World,

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-Softon conceded to Bo

-bobo.

(Today's Recommended Program!

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-But now...

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-The fifth Hell was closing in on Bo

-bobo!{changed to Hell}

Presented By:

Hokuto no g*n Hajike Fansubs


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Translation:

SystematicChaos

Timing:

StitchOtaku

Karaoke: StitchOtaku, SystematicChaos,

Walker Prescott

Typesetting:

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Encoding:

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Translation Check:

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(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up.

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power


Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

"The Mystery Kid's Identity and the Fist of the Fart! Eat your asparagus!"

The Mystery Kid's

Identity

and

the Fist of the Fart!

I{Don't delete this line: this is the glow effect 'of the Fist of the Fart' text}

E

at

y

our

{DON'T REMOVE ALL THE EAT YOUR LINES! IT'S FOR THE SHAKING EFFECT}

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

Eat your

asparagus!

C

-block Base

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-C

-block Base...

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-The three that headed towards the top floor...

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-did whatever the hell they wanted. {removed the ...}

Let's hurry upwards!

That must be the top floor!

So this is the last door.

Alright! Let's smash this base!

With my Bo

-bobo Custom Super Patch Car!

Bo

-bobo Custom Super Patch Car

A remote

-control car?

This Bo

-bobo Custom Super Patch Car...

is a special machine equipped with a Bo

-bobo chassis.

Bo

-bobo chassis?

I'm counting on you, Bo

-bobo Custom Super Patch Car! {combined lines}

Leave it to me! I'll take out them C

-block Hair Hunters!

Ready... {splitted lines}

Go!

Go! Don't slow down!

Bo

-bobo Custom Super Patch Car!

Ow! {This is optional if you think is doesn't siut}

What am I gonna do?

I broke Ta

-kun's remote control car! {would it be ta

-kun or takun? Just wanted to know how you can deduce that.}

Don't ya worry.

Yer auntie will go with ya to make up for it.

That'll be fine, won't it?

Hey, hey, why're ya still cryin'?

Well then, I'm going.

But Auntie...

It's fine.

I understand.

You said we'd apologize together.

C

-block Captain Geha the Tornado

So glad you've come, Bo

-bobo. {added so or does I'm glad sound better}

You've somehow managed to get all the way up here, {added up}

but that was all down to luck. {added down to}

But you won't be so lucky now!

Sesame Salt

Sesame Salt! Sesame Salt! Sesame Salt!

Sesame Salt

Sesame Salt

Sesame Salt

Sesame Salt

Sesame Salt

Sesame! Sesame! Sesame! Sesame!

Why sesame salt!?

Sesame Salt!

Sesame! Sesame! Sesame! Sesame!

T

-The sesame salt... is working? {added stutter}

Why does this have to happen to me?

Is he a slug?

Sesame! Sesame!

Cut it out!

Hey, Bo

-bobo! {added hey}

I told you sesame salt won't cut it!

Hammerspawn Shampoo

He who rules the shampoo, rules Japan! {Added ,}

I am the C

-block Captain...

Shampoo! Shampoo! Shampoo! Shampoo!

This shampoo will make you all nice and clean.

Okay, I'll rinse it off for you.

Ah! It's clean now!

(GEHA'S REVIVED!

(GEHA'S REVIVED!

What? {SoH please time}

Vacuum Wind Cutter!

Vacuum Wind Cutter

Don Patch!

How was it? {changed to was using past tense}

How was my Vacuum Wind Cutter?

I ain't cut.

No, you are.

I ain't cut.

You are!

Giraffe

She's right! You are!

You get lost! I ain't cut! {Added you}

Yeah you are!

I told you, I ain't cut!

Ya really look like you've been cut! {you're or you've been?}

Shut up!

It's your turn now, Bo

-bobo!

{Is this a word?}

What?

If ya thought I couldn't shrink, yer a fool.

Who do ya take us giraffes for!?

Boy Giraffe

Ya got it, fool?

Girl Giraffe

Ya heard the man, fool!

Hey, Beauty...

You know, I've been thinking lately... {splitted and flared line}

About what?

Don't you think I haven't been getting enough screentime these days?

You've gotten a lot!

I'm gonna go file a complaint.

A complaint? Where?

Bo

-bobo Consultation Office

Bo

-bobo Consultation Office?

Excuse me!

I have something I need to discuss...

I wanna be in the show!

I wanna be in the show! Please let me be in the show!

I wanna be in the show!

The Weird Creature that isn't in the Show

I wanna be in the show! I wanna be in the show!

W

-What is this thing!? {added W

-}

Please!

Let me be in the show!

I can tell...

It's a character that hasn't been in "Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo"...

But why?

Look at me! Please let me in the show!

And why is Bo

-bobo spaced out and looking at the ceiling?

Why? Why!? {What's he saying before Why?}

I wanna... I wanna be in the show!

What's going on!?

I wanna be in the show!

Bo

-bobo Consultation Office

They're putting up more of a fight than I thought they would!

sh*t! Now that it's come to this, it's time to play my last card!

Look out, Bo

-bobo!

The Tornado's...

"Powerful Wind Twister Slash"!!!

"Powerful Wind Twister Slash" !!!

I WANNA BE IN THE SHOW!!!

Bo

-bobo!

Heian the capital of yore, was founded in ...

Heian

Let's see... { he says airtou}

Kamakura Bakufu

The Kamakura Bakufu started in ...{Bakufu isn't translated to make the sentance ryhme, which is for a good reason, to adapt something that can't be translated directly into English}

TL Note: 'Bakufu' is also known as 'Shogunate' in English

T

-The Kamakura Bakufu...?

I wish I knew the root of two...

So now we strive to know the root of five...

Are you sure there's time to play around? We've been swallowed up...

by the Maelstrom of the Entrance Exam Hell!



Entrance Exams...?

I will now pass out the exam questions!

The Teacher In the Storm

There is only one correct paper!

Eh... whoever...

Examinee

Examinee

Got it!

Oh, no. It's the wrong one.

I got the wrong one, too.

Have I got it? {is it a question?}

Examinee

Correct

Correct

Correct

Correct

Yes! It's the right one!



- Congratulations!

- Do your best for our sake too!

Now for the examinee's crucial item!

Who's gonna get it?

A magnifying glass?

Huh? This paper... {splitted lines and added Huh?}

Correct

The writing's so small that I can't read the questions!

I get it! If I have that...

Alright... C'mon...

Got it!

"He who runs after two hares will catch neither."

So this is the Entrance Exam Hell? {changed to capital letters is it is a place}

But I'll ride it through...

On a unicycle! {SoH please split}{You read my mind}

Bravo, Bravo, Entrance Exam Hell!

Bravo, Bravo, Good work, everyone!

Bravo, Bravo, Entrance Exam Hell!

Bravo

Bravo

Bravo

Bravo, Bravo, Good work!

Bravo

Sine, cosine, tangent...

Bravo

"At the other end of the tunnel was the Snow Country."

Bravo, Bravo, Good work, everyone!

"Can you send up my breakfast right now please?" {HAHHAHAHAHAHA}

NO ONE'S LISTENING...

I can't ride it through!

University of Tokyo

Hey, stop it!

No, don't look at me! You're so cunning, cunning, cunning!

Cunning!

Cun

-cun

-cun

-cun

-cunning!

Cunning!

It's like: "Grill it and eat it!" {added :}

What? What's your problem? Ow!

Meanwhile, Beauty was...

Will they be alright?

Now that they've been hit by my Powerful Wind Twister Slash, it's all over.

No one can ever escape it. {added ever}

Bo

-bobo...

Brazilian Delegate Kimura Ichiro!{check color placement first!!!}

Coffee

Something else came out!

Coffee

Now I can turn back to normal!

No way! {changed it from it can't be}

Well then, I'll be off.

Heave

-h*! {is it worth translating this?}

What's going on in there?

Let's forget about the idiots. I'll start with you!

I get to hunt a girl's hair...

The games are over!

Hand over your hair...

Gimme your hair! {changed it as he says it differenly from previous line}

Stop it!

I'm taking it!

Who are you!?

Who do you think you are?

It's him... {changing it up a bit from that guy}

Mystery Boy

He always saved me

He's the guy that always saved me. {saves or saved}

Hey, who are you? {added hey as he says something before: "Nanni mono da"}

How dare you interrupt me!

You won't get away with this! Die!

Look out!

Don't think I'm letting you go! Damn it!

What? What just happened? {shouldn't it be in the past tense since he just farted}

Fist of the Fart Secret Technique... May! {Interesting, I didn't know there were two words for the Word May, one gogatsu(Technicially the fifth month of the japanese calander and satsuki}

Fist of the Fart Secret Technique

"May"

"Fist of the Fart"?

"Fist of the Fart"...?

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-When Geha wrote his autobiography, he wrote...

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-"Yeah... I've never smelled a fart this strong before..."

What's with that!?

We got hit by your fart and ended up like this.

What're ya gonna do about it?

Is that even possible?

What's with "Is that even possible?" Eh?

Look, Bo

-bobo... {added look. Didn't want to keep translating Arae as Hey or huh all the time}

Happy Birthday

"Happy Birthday"...

Hold on... It's your birthday today!? {Not sure if he's asking it as a quesiont but did flare up the line a bit}

What're ya gonna do?

It's your fault that he's having his second birthday this year!

No, wait! That's not what my Fist of the Fart is supposed to do!

Don't you try to play innocent on me! I'm not letting you off the hook!

Take some responsibility, man!

What is it?

If ya wanna say something, then say it!

What?

Spit it out!

I can't understand if you don't say anything!

Don't be so nervous! Spit it out!

Nervous Nervous Nervous Nervous

Asparagus

Asparagus

I got it...

If you're going this far to say it...

Okay!

Let's start the birthday party!

One Stroke Script Funtime Birthday Party

Birthday party?

Hey, don't just stand there! You've got to manage the birthday party!

I do?

Of course you do, dammit! You!

Y

-O

-U!

But why me?

"Why me?" he says. It's obvious! It's your fault!

Now take charge of the birthday party!

No way. Get real.

What was that for?

Are you alright, Bo

-bobo?

Well, what's he saying? {added well}

I have absolutely no clue.

ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE

I should've known...

For now, just eat this asparagus.

Raw!?

Raw Asparagus

By the way... You!

Apologize! Apologize to Bo

-bobo! Apologize!

I get it! I get it already!

Really? Do you really get it?

Shut up! I said I get it!

I'll apologize!

Will that be enough for you?

I'm sorry.

Dumbass!

What is it now?

Apologize better! Better, you dumbass!

I get it! I get it!

Apologize from your heart!

I am sorry, Mr. Bo

-bobo. Forgive me.

I have done you wrong.

But why the hell do I have to? {removed the ...}

Look, he's apologizing to you. {re

-adjusted lines and flared line}

You should forgive him.

You don't want to? How immature. Isn't it fine now?

Look, Buddy's gonna apologize again.

Right?

I am sorry.

Montara Gothic}X!

"X"!?

That's my Bo

-bobo! You're so kind!

I love you!

Oh, Bo

-bobo...

Oh, please!

Stop looking, you lecher!

Huh? {SoH please time}

Don't "huh" me!

Eh? {SoH please time}

Don't "eh" me, you idiot!

I'll report you to the police, pervert!

What?

What is it? If you got something to say, then say it!

I can't understand you if you don't say something!

Macaroni

I get it. If you go that far to say it...

Then I'll ask him!

By the way, who are you?

What's your name?

Hey! Are you listening to me, punk?

I'm asking you what your name is!

Say it!

Are you listening? What's your name?

What's with him... {added this line as shes says this then the next part}

Is there a reason he can't say it?

Can you hear me now?

Alright already! {changed it up a bit rather than him keep saying I get it}

I can hear you just fine!

Then let's hear it! Say your name!

Your name! {changed to small n}

Heppokomaru...

TL Note: Literally means "Farting Kid"

Heppokomaru

My name is Heppokomaru.

One Stroke Script LETSweet!

One Stroke Script (Cool!



- Sweet!

- Cool! {I'm keeping this one since they both say it at the same time}

Gimme that!

Hooray for Heppokomaru! Hooray for Heppokomaru! Hooray for Heppokomaru!

Happy Birthday

It's... my birthday! {added ...}

So your name's Heppokomaru?

You saved me again.

Thank you!

It was nothing...

What?

The wall! What the hell's that? {Don Patch is saying both these lines isn't he? also flared out line}

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-The young boy sought strength from Bo

-bobo.

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-And the young girl

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-sought kindness from Bo

-bobo.

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-Yes, from those lovable nose hairs.

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-And now a new enemy has come out of the wall!

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-Now that they have come to the fifth Hell, {capital H}

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-what will become of Bo

-bobo and friends?

Happy, happy, I'm always happy...

Where does happiness come from?

I will go to you again today.

Happiness comes suddenly when I'm sleeping.

If you're happy,

show everyone by raising your arms into the air!

Happy, happy, I'm always happy.

I wish that it would never end.

Happy, happy, We are happy!

Because I am loved...

...forever!

se

yo

yo

Aaaaaa

ru

yo

se

tte

se

ra

nii



Hey, he looks pretty tough!

Mr. Fart, feed him a round.

Yes! I'll send him flying with my Fist of the Fart!

Stop screwing around!

Oh, Beauty's gotten mad!

You two are clowning around too much!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Save the Environment!

The password is:

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!{This is part of the outline, I did the outline as seperate lines for the karaoke effect, don't delete this line!}

Farting Toot Toot!

Farting Toot Toot!

It doesn't stink!

"Save the Environment! The password is: Farting Toot Toot! It doesn't stink!"

Once you smell it, there's no going back!