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01x15 - General Jelly Jiggler: Supreme Hair Enemy or Dastardly Dessert?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x15 - General Jelly Jiggler: Supreme Hair Enemy or Dastardly Dessert?

Post by bunniefuu »

SweetDevilStitch{old version, not correct in this episode}

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denshousha Katatonia{old version, not correct in this episode}

"Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique! Tokoroten g*n Fires!"

"But I don't taste anything!"

"Farewell to our foe Tokoro Tennosuke! Good evening to our new foe Dengakuman!"



Son of a...

That's two!

That's three!

Hair Hunters A

-block: Deputy Captain Katsu

Narrator

-Heppokomaru was in a predicament,

Narrator

-as his new enemy Katsu kept absorbing all of his attacks. {added all of}

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Beauty was starting to worry about him. {flared line}

You're not giving up, are you? {changed from previous ep}

Narrator

-However...

Narrator

-With the scent of a beautiful red rose blooming in the fields, {flared line}

Narrator

-Heppokomaru stood up again!

A rose?

Time to cut the cake!

Cu...Cut the cake... Cu...Cut the cake...

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Bo

-bobo was cutting a cake at Don Patch.

Narrator

-Even after everything

Narrator

-that had happened in this journey,

Narrator

-she had never anticipated anything like this...


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(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

)Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

}Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble

Secret Technique!

Explodes!


But I don't taste anything

Hekkun!

Hekkun...

A rose?

What? What is it? {changed to is it}

Hekkun, what's got into you? {flared line}

(SKID!

Don Patch!

No, I don't want that thing! {flared line}

I told you, I don't want it! {added you}

Ya dirty brat!

(D R I P

Water?

Don Patch!

Please plant me.

When the spring wind blows,

a new life is born.

When the summer sun shines,

a red flower blooms.

A fruit in the color of the earth will grow in autumn.

And in winter, a new Don Patch will be born.

(SPLAT

Save me over here, Bo

-bobo! {Added save} {Added over here}

Leave this one to me. {added this one}

He's opening up! {flared line}

Afro Unit, roll out!!

Go, go! Go, go!{retimed+typeset by gonbefan}

Go, go! Go, go, go, go!{retimed+typeset by gonbefan}

Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go!{retimed+typeset by gonbefan}

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!{retimed+typeset by gonbefan}

Attack!

Pencils?

Fall back!

Attack!

Bo

-bobo's the engineer! Who's the conductor around here? {Added around here to rhyme}

Well, Bo

-bobo sure likes his trains... {Added his}

Hekkun! Behind you!

Hekkun! Look behind you!

Wh

-What's going on?

That was incredible, Hekkun! You're amazing!

Over here, my little boy! {added my little boy}

Come over here, Hekkun! {added Come o}

Come on, come on...

That's it! Just like that! One foot at a time! {Added One foot at a time!}

Look, you're walking! Look, you're walking!

Look, you're walking!

There, there. Good boy.

Are you alright there, Don Patch? {Added there}

CRUNCH CRUNCH

CRUNCH CRUNCH

CRUNCH CRUNCH

I'm perfectly fine. Don't raise your voice. {Added perfectly}

He's just a little frightened. {added a little}

Now that he knows I'm here, he'll settle down, and it'll all be fine.

You don't have to be afraid. I'm on your side.

There's nothing to be scared of.

Attack!

What do you think you're playing at, Bo

-bobo? {Added playing at}

Oh crap, I'm outta here! {changed to outta}

What's happened to Hekkun? {added happened}

And what's making him act like this? {Added and}

Hey, over here.

Yo!

What are you meant to be? {Added meant to be}

Who, me? I'm a collar. {added Who, m}

A collar?

Maybe he's my collar.

Not on your damn life!

That was uncalled for...

So... what are you doing? {Added what to shorten line}

Heppokomaru's Collar

It's all my fault that Heppokomaru's been acting this way. {Added been}

What do you mean?

Here, I'll explain it all to you. {flared line}

Heppokomaru's techniques,

are so powerful, that it can take a huge toll on himself. {flared line}

You mean like a double

-edged sword?

When he releases his full strength...

his personality changes into something completely different. {Added completely}

Yeah, that might explain why his techniques are so powerful. {re

-worded line as he's just explaining it}{That's how powerful his techniques are.}

And so, I'm there to make sure that his full power is sealed off. {flared line}

So that means, he'll turn back to his normal self {added his normal self}

if you're returned back to his neck! {flared line}

So it's all cause and effect.

You see the word "seal" on my back?

Not really. {flared line}

By the word "seal" written on my back, {Added written}

I must ensure that I seal his power within him. {flared line}

But it doesn't say "seal" anywhere.

Missie...

You better make sure that you do not tell Heppokomaru about me. {flared line}

Alright!

Now I can seal him without any more worries or concerns! {Added or concerns}

Attack!

Hey! You attackin' b*stard! I finally found ya! {Added attackin'}

Oh, goddammit! {added Oh, g}

I have you now!

Yogurt

(Yogurt

But what if I give you this? {added But w}

No deal!

Hey, hold it! Hold it, you attackin' b*stard! {Added attackin'}

You won't get away from me!

This time... {splitted line}

I'll k*ll you!

December!

This is nothing! I'll absorb it all!

That was... too much... {Added was}

Hey! Stop right there, you b*stard! {Added right there}

He just won't stop!

You're never gonna catch us! {flared line}

I said halt this instant! {Added I said h}

{Insert funny motor noise LOL}

Glad to see you safe, missie! {Added to see}

Are you ready? {putting line into context}

We'll make sure that we seal his power this time! {flared line}

Go for it! {flared line}

He's back to normal!

But he had quite the expression back there...

What just... happened to me?

It's alright now, Hekkun.

You're the Hekkun you're supposed to be.

The me I'm supposed to be...

I see.

Yo!

You seen Don Patch anywhere? {Added anywhere}

He went to the bathroom.

Oh. I see.

It's an emergency! It's an emergency! It's an emergency!

It's an emergency! It's an emergency!

It's non

-stop... It's non

-stop kitties...

I beg of you... {flared line}

Stop this madness and let me eat my spaghetti in peace... {Added in peace}

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That sounded like, Don Patch! {flared line}

What do you think happened?

Alright! Let's roll out!

Is Bo

-bobo still acting like a car? {flared line}

Is everything alright, Don Patch? {added Is everything}

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

They're doing Purukogi !

Purukogi... Purukogi... Purukogi...

Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!

Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!

Move it!

MOVE IT!

MOVE IT!

Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!

What was that for!?

Why the hell were you in the men's room!? You little peeping tom!

Well, who was the one dressed like a princess?

Leave me! Just leave me alone! {added alone}

And you just turned into a girl, again!? {Added ,}

Why you...

I know that! You think I didn't know that!? {flared line}

Why'd you bring it up? {shortened line}

There are times that I don't want to hear it!

Why can't you understand a simple thing like that? {added a simple thing like}

Okay, okay... If leaving will make you happy...

That's right! Leaving will make me happy! Leaving will make me happy!

Hmph!

Memorie Manor{turns out omohide is an oooooold spelling of omoide, also it's used in the Japanese title of "Only Yesterday" ; Omoide Poro Poro?, lit. memories come tumbling down}{do NOT move more to the right}{Ye Olde Englische for "Memories Resident", since they use old Japanese here}

If Tomohiro's here with us, that must mean that Tokoro Tennosuke is nearby. {flared line}

It won't stop raining cats...

Where is Tokoro Tennosuke hiding!? {Added hiding}

Alright! Let's search the washroom together! {Added together}

Okay!

Not here...

Where could he be?

Maybe he's here? {Added he's}

Stop standing around, and help us find Tokoro Tennosuke.

He's right.

You better start listening to Tokoro Tennosuke. {added start listening}

That's right, get going! {Added That's and get going}

But aren't you... Tokoro Tennosuke? {this is optional, if you don't like it this way you can revert it back}

But aren't you... Tokoro Tennosuke?

Why'd you have to say that? I know that I'm Tokoro Tennosuke... {added ? and that}

But can't we all look for Tokoro Tennosuke together?

We don't need to look, because you're right there. {added We}

That was low! How could you doubt Tokoro Tennosuke?

Eh!?

But isn't he the Tokoro Tennosuke?

Multivitamin...

C! C! C!

{noise?}

So are you Tokoro Tennosuke? {Added are you}

Multivitamin...

C! C! C! C!



And what are you going to do about it?

Multivitamin...

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C! C!

Keep the Toilets Clean



I'm taking you down! {flared line}

You guys need your calcium too! {added also your}

What an amazing aura! I've never seen Bo

-bobo like this before!

How much stronger can he really be? {flared line}

Oh? So you say you'll take me, Tokoro Tennosuke, down? {added So you say you'll and take me down}

Sounds great. I'll have some entertainment.

Time to dig in!

Help yourself to ginger and horseradish!

That's a fine texture! You're tasty!

YOU'RE TASTY!!!

Isn't that right? Can you taste it? {flared line}

What an amazing battle! There's no room for both of them to jump! {re

-worded line}

Narrator

-It was in the middle of this fierce clash, that Tokoro Tennosuke {moved Tokoro Tennosuke to this line}

Narrator

-realised something very important.

Narrator

-"I'm... being eaten!" {changed to being}

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo also realised something else that was very important.

Narrator

-"Tokoroten tastes a lot better with citrus sauce than with soy sauce."

I left my citrus sauce at home...

I don't feel anything here... Did he eat that part?

Bo

-bobo is regretting leaving his citrus sauce at home!

Is that so?

I can tell. I know at least this much.

Citrus Sauce

That's right. I can tell too.

Is that so, my fellow understander?

Take the citrus sauce!

Alright, Don Patch!

Citrus sauce? Is this some kind of joke?

Time to retreat! {added Time to r}

Citrus Sauce

You're no citrus sauce!

Maybe, I should open up a pet store. {adde Maybe and up}

What a cute kitty

-cat.

Hold your jellies!

Now you can't do a damn thing to me!

You fiend! {Added You s}

How dare she keep it all for herself! {added she's}

Yeah, what you said!

Not on my watch! {flared and shortened line}

I'll put an end to your hoarding!

Now I'm in the tokoroten! Suckers! {added now}

That's it! Good work! Leave the rest to me! {Added That's it!}

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Soy Sauce Injection Fist!

Alright, Don Patch! Indulge in the sauce! {added in the sauce}

It stings! The soy sauce stings!

Don Patch!

Is this high quality soy sauce, by any chance?

Oh, how did you know?

It stings! It sti

-sti

-sti

-sti

-

It stings! It sti

-sti

-sti

-sti

-

It stings! It sti

-sti

-sti

-sti

-

It stings! It sti

-sti

-sti

-sti

-

It stings! It sti

-sti

-sti

-sti

-

I don't care!

Oh, don't care!

Don't care, don't care!

Huh?

What areyou talking about?

You really are Ret*rded, aren't you? {added really are}

The games are over! {flared line}

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique: Tokoroten g*n!

Have a taste of that!

How does my tokoroten taste?

Like lychee.

L

-L

-L

-L

-Lychee!?

No way! That can't be true! {flared line}

It's true. You taste of lychee. {Added You taste of}

You're right! I do taste like lychee!

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {Is this meant to be a pun?}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {Is this meant to be a pun?}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {Is this meant to be a pun?}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {Is this meant to be a pun?}

Lychee!

Lychee! {please re

-time}

Lychee! {please re

-time}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {please re

-time}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {please re

-time}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {please re

-time}

Lychee! Lychee! Ly

-Lychee! {please re

-time}

Okay! Daddy's gonna go look for lychees!

Take care! Take care!

Good luck, Daddy!

{Supermarket}

Shut up, ya dumb brat!

I never said ya were allowed to talk casually to me!


What was that? Ya lookin' fer a fight, ya geezer?


W I T C H !

Who do ya think yer talkin' to, ya good

-for

-nothin' punk?

Want a pummeling?

Let's see you can even try that on me...

Senior!

{Senior}

Please stop fighting! {Added Please s}

Please stop fighting... over me! {flared line}

Eight

-headed Serpent!

Sounds great! Bring it on!

It's already been brought to the table! {added to the table}

Oh, is that so?

Hello?

I'll kick your a*s!

Well, go on then! {flared line}

Stop it, you two! No more snacks for you!

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

NO MORE SNACKS

What's this meant to be? An old movie? {Added meant to be}

Father...

Your head's in the way and I can't see the TV...

Narrator

-Trust your dreams to the blue sky. Coming soon:

Narrator

-"No More Snacks."

FIN

We're so sorry! {Added so}

We're sorry! Just please don't take our snacks away!

Well, kids will always be kids. {Added always}

Okay! Have some tokoroten for a snack!

What? Again?

Don't be so picky!

I'm... being eaten!

I'm... being eaten!

You guys are so cruel! Why are you ganging up on me together?

I'm one serving! I'm only one serving! {Added I'm o}

I won't be enough for you both to eat me!

I'm insufficient! I'm so insufficient!

I'm insufficient! I'm so insufficient!

You're a fool.

I can make you complete.

You're not Byoune, by any chance, are you?{manga has 'Byuune' but was changed in the anime for copyright reasons}

SPLAT

Here. Have some konjac.

AHHH

Don't move around too much, otherwise it'll fall. {combined line}

T

-Thank you...

Wriggle Wriggle

But... but... but... but...

But... but... but... but...

But... but... but... but...

But... but... but... but...

But, what? {added ,}

Wriggle Wriggle

I know you just made me complete and all, but...

I'm... actually...

What? Go ahead and say it.

I'm...

I'm...

I'm not konjac!

You're not konjac?

I'm not. I'm sorry for not telling you this. {flared line}

So you're... not konjac?

So you're... not konjac?

Then...

What are you?

I'm...

I'm...

I'm...

I'm actually...

A g*dd*mn TOKOROTEN!!!{flared line}

Not only that, but I'm also your sworn enemy! {added also and sworn}

ENEMY

What!?

Eat this!

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique: Eight

-Headed Serpent Fist!

Narrator

-Tokoro Tennosuke was indeed Bo

-bobo's enemy! {Added indeed}

Narrator

-But we already knew that from the beginning! {added But w}

Narrator

-By the way, is tokoroten tastier

Narrator

-with citrus sauce, or horseradish and soy sauce? Or how about mustard and soy sauce?

Narrator

-Frankly, that depends on personal taste!

Narrator

-And by the way...

Narrator

-I prefer it with brown sugar syrup!

Happy, happy, I'm always happy...

Where does happiness come from?

I will go to you again today.

Happiness comes suddenly when I'm sleeping.

If you're happy,

show everyone by raising your arms into the air!

Happy, happy, I'm always happy.

I wish that it would never end.

Happy, happy, We are happy!

Because I am loved...

...forever!

se

Shiawase wa dokokara Yattekuru darou yo

yo

Aaaaaa

ru

Ryoute wo agete karada de arawase yo

se

tte

Shiawase shiawase Bokutachi wa shiawase

Soshite aisareru kara

Eien nii

Eat this! Fist of the Wobble Wobble: Eight

-headed Serpent Fist!

In that case... Ma

-ma Defence!

Bo

-bobo! This is a fearsome foe! You should be serious about this!

Alright, Don Patch! We're gonna combine!

I said, stop playing around!

Sounds great.

Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

F

-F

-F

-Fusion!?

F

-F

-F

-Fusion!?

F

-F

-F

-Fusion!?

F

-F

-F

-Fusion!?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Farewell to our foe



Tokoro Tennosuke!



(Good evening to our new foe



Good evening to our new foe



Dengakuman!

Just what is a "Bobopatch"!? {flared line}