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01x21 - Good-bye Bo-Bobo! The Final Showdown

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x21 - Good-bye Bo-Bobo! The Final Showdown

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-The year is AD X.

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-The dreadful Margarita Empire is using the Hair Hunt to rule all of mankind.

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-To protect the peace and freedom of hair,

Four Lords of Margarita

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-the man opposing the Margarita Empire...

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-our hero Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo...

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-and his company, continue on with their quest.

We're like gonna so totally save Beauty! {Flared line}{We'll totally save Beauty!}

Yeah!

Narrator

-Previously, Team Bo

-bobo finished an intense fight {Previously,}

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-with Battleship's forces.

Pomade Ring First Battle: Heppokomaru loses, Loincloth Taro wins

Pomade Ring Second Battle: Bo

-bobo wins, June th loses

Pomade Ring Third Battle: Don Patch loses, Tough

-looking Guy wins

Pomade Ring Fourth Battle: Tokoro Tennosuke loses, Gum wins

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-Battleship's fortress,

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-Pomade Ring, was annihilated, and Beauty had finally been rescued.

But how!? We lost to !

Alright, all that's left to do is take out Battleship!

Th... The pain...

We can't just yet.

I hate to say this, but as we are now, he'd take us all out.

Bo

-bobo. Go to the World of Babylon, and overcome your weakness!

Help me...

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-Anyhow, Bo

-bobo,

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-Don Patch, and Beauty all went to the World of Babylon. {Added all }

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-And meanwhile, {splitted line}

Narrator

-who should appear before Softon and Heppokomaru was none other than...

So you're Battleship?

You're going to pay for the sins you've committed against Beauty!

Don't tell me they... forgot?

Narrator

-But somehow, Bo

-bobo overcame his weakness. {Added But s}

Bo

-bobo, let's hurry back! I'm worried about Hekkun!

They definitely forgot.

That must be the exit.

Let's jump!

Narrator

-Get moving, Bo

-bobo! {Added Get moving}

Narrator

-Help Heppokomaru and Softon take down Battleship!


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(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

Hey, we're back.

Where did Hekkun and Softon go? {Added did and go}

Alright, that's that. We've finished the frame.

How's about we take a break, Heppokomaru?

Sure thing!

They're building a house together!

But this isn't the end!



Bo

-bobo!

Farewell,

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-Two hours after Bo

-bobo returned from the World of Babylon,

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-the house was finally complete. {Added was finally complete}

Hey, that's a nice looking house we made. {Flared line}

You're right! {please split}

Check it out, it's the house I've always wanted!

Alright then, how about I show you inside? {Added how about I}

Oh, that reminds me. I wonder where Softon is?

He got built in... {please split in four}

He got built in! {please split in four}

He got built in!! {please split in four}

HE GOT BUILT IN!!! {please split in four}

This is the Self

-Taught Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Construction Fist.

Self

-Taught Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Construction Fist.

That twirly

-headed friend of yours isn't going anywhere. {Added headed friend of yours}

You b*stard! What have you done to Softon!? {added our}

You do realize you built it with him?{But weren't you building it with him?}

If only I had realized it was him... {Added him}

Wow, this brick is perfect for the house. {Flared line}

But I'm, Softon. {Added It's me,}

But I'm, Softon. {Added it's me,}

Battleship, I've finished up with the front wall. {Added finished up with}

But I'm still Softon. {Added still}

Did you just hear that brick talking to us?

You're just hearing things. {Flared line}

Please tell me that's not true!

I'll never let you get away with this!

Is this supposed to be my home? Is this it? {Added this}

Patch

Here's your food.

October!

October

Although looking at it from another angle, it does actually look homely.{On second thought, this is a very nice home.}

Patch

Why don't you try... this!? {Added ...}

Self

-taught Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Law of the West!

Self

-taught Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Not so tough anymore now, huh, Heppokomaru?

You're way too green to fight against me. {Flared line} {You're no match for me.}

Take a chill

-pill and lie down for a while.{You just lay there for a little while.}

Battleship...

It appears that fate would have us fight regardless of our circumstances.

You are the only one...

that I will defeat using my fully released nose hairs!

I've been waiting for this moment to come. {Added to come}

The moment where I finally end your life! {Added your life}

It's feeding time! Feeding time!

Alright! {Splitted line}

You got it!

Hekkun!

Dammit... Damn him... {please split} {added him}

I've been revived!

Here I come!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Super

-sized!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Super

-sized!

How'd you like that?

Whoa, he's huge! {please split}

Now you're going to get it!

Imbecile!

Are you alright?

Ow...

Are you alright!?

I said are you alright!?

Being kind means everything to me.

So I promise not to hurt anyone. {added promise not to }

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-Battleship remembered like the time the fish stick said:

Fish Stick

"I really despise hollow stuff." {Added really despise}

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-That was exactly how he was feeling now.

Have it your way. I'll show you my power, for a limited time only.

Don't let him, Bo

-bobo! {Added let him}

You can't let him use it!

Self

-taught Fist of the Nose Hair Top

-Secret Technique:

Self

-taught Fist of the Nose Hair Top

-Secret Technique:

Skeleton Fist!

Skeleton Fist!

Wh

-What technique is he doing? {Added is he doing}

It's too late... {please split}

Once this attack hits you, it's all over.

It sucks out all the life from your body, leaving only your skeleton behind. {Added leaving and behind and life from your body}

I'm being drained... I'm being drained!

Now become a skeleton! {Added Now b}

I'm becoming a skeleton... {Added Fade}

I'm becoming a skeleton...

I'm becoming a skeleton...

I'm becoming a skeleton...

Bo

-bobo!

It's an archaeological discovery!

Bones, bones... An ancient romance, an ancient romance...

It truly is a romance.

Bo

-bobo!

But this... {Added this}

This is nothing compared to my scars from back then.

W

-What happened between... the both of you? {Added the both}

A long time ago...

The Earth was pressed in

from the East and West by the Galat Army, {Added Army}

North

West

East

South

{Optional Star Wars text}

and faced a life

-or

-death crisis...

Captain...

Your friend's platoon

went missing in action after that last battle.

But no need to fear. {Flared line}

It's time to play our trump cards that have been under secret development

for three long years.

You mean these newly modeled robots... {Added You mean these}

...that will change history forever!


-year

old Bo

-bobo



-year

-old Battleship

Enemy sighted! Enemy sighted!

All personnel to battle stations! {added All personnel}

It's the Galat Army! {Added Army since he says Galat No g*n}

Alright, time to show them the full power of our new robots!

With that, Bo

-bobo and I were launched into battle. {Added into battle}

We were both equal in ability,

But because I had the Ducktail Bazooka,

I was more suited for combat.

But in reality...

In reality, he stood alone.

He destroyed every enemy after enemy... {Added every}

And all because I had a bad pilot.

Battleship's pilot Jennifer

Huh? Something's not right here... {Added Something is not right here}

At the end of the day, we were robots.

We had to trust everything to our pilots.

What kind of pilot does he have? Whoever it is, he's no pushover.

It opened!

A dragon! {Added A d}

Roar, Dragon!!! {I can hear him say this}

Once that dragon flew into space, {Added Once t and into}

the battle was all over. {added was all}

How am I expected to forget that humiliation!? {Added How am I expected to and the}

You're acting pathetic! {added acting}

Are you still dwelling on the past?

Bo

-bobo!

Do you remember this scar?

That scar...

I hurt myself a few seconds ago.

Twenty years ago

Fist of the Nose Hair!


-year

-old Bo

-bobo

Exhausted already?

You're such a wimp, Bo

-bobo.


-year

-old Battleship

Good job, both of you.

Master!

Juice

Master

You have both defeated the men and passed the final test! {Added both defeated the}

So now, I will announce the successor of the Fist of the Nose Hair.

Finally, the time's come!

After so long, I will be the th successor to the Fist of the Nose Hair.

I know that I'm far more skilled than Bo

-bobo. {Added I know that}

Now all the years of harsh training

will finally pay off!

The th successor...

to the Fist of the Nose Hair will be... {Added will be}

Bo

-bobo!

You for real?

You for real?

And just like that, my pride was shattered.

I don't understand!

Why Bo

-bobo over me? {Added over me}

I'm more fit to be the successor!

You for real?

Please explain yourself! {Added yourself}

It's all so simple, my boy. {Added my boy}

You for real?

It's because you aren't from the Hair Kingdom! {Kaioh much?}

Cans / Bottles

You for real?

The successor must hail from the Hair Kingdom, {of this art and only}

And only from the Hair Kingdom! {added of this art and only}

Do you understand, Battleship?

It was always that way.

No matter how much I worked...

No matter how hard I tried...

I could never be accepted.

I wasn't from the Hair Kingdom.

And just because of that, no one would accept me.

Battleship...

Back off me. {Added Back off}

What an anticlimax...

I don't have enough screentime!

Neither do I!

But at least we've got more than...

This guy! {I wonder if that's a missing 'Yeah'}

Here's my screentime.

You've really done it, Bo

-bobo.

Now I'll show you my super

-secret technique.

What? Your super

-secret technique? {Added Your s}

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock! Paper Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Eat it! Self

-taught Fist of the Nose Hair Super

-secret Technique: {Added it}

Self

-taught Fist of the Nose Hair

Super

-Secret Technique

Armageddon!

Armageddon!

Hello? Is this the Planetary Defense Commander?

Yes, hello, my name is Battleship... {Added Yes, hello, m}

And I've got a guy I'd like you to beat up... {added you}

Yes... yes... so could you do something to... {Added to}

You can't call that a technique! {Added You can't call that a}

minutes later

Fire!

Presently under attack by the Planetary Defense Force

It's over!

Bo

-bobo!

Ow...

That attack only bruised him once!?

Don Patch Sword!

{New Year's Day}

New Year's Day.

That was supposed to be an attack!? {meant to be}{HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA}

Alright! Now let's transform into Bobopatch!

You mean we're gonna do a Bo

-bobo Fusion!? {Added You mean we're gonna do a}

You really think I'd let you!?

Beat it! {flared line}

What the...?

And I've been smacked to the ground again! {Added smacked}

Just how did he get behind me so quick...? {Added so quick...?}

An abacus!

No wonder he's so fast! That can only make him super speedy! {He says the line twice here}

I am now six times faster than normal to be exact. {Added to be exact}

minus equals negative !

And by the way, Bo

-bobo,

you're not the only one who can pull off a Fusion. {added here and who can fuse like you}

My Don Patch Sword! {Added My}

Once I've fused with the Don Patch Sword, no one will be able to stop me! {Added will be able to}

Don Patch Sword!

Don Patch Sword?

That's a leek...

Beauty snapped back silently to herself. {Added to herself}

Battleship Fusion!

What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen?

One order of onion

-topped Battleship sushi wrap!

Can I change back?

Go ahead.

That was close.

I was getting worried for a second there. {Added getting}

Me too.

{Self

-taught Serpent Fist of the Nose Hair}

Self

-taught Serpent Fist of the Nose Hair!

Now you can't move a muscle.

Take this! Final Secret Technique:

{Take this! Final Secret Technique}

{Ducktail Attack}

Ducktail Attack!

Now this is the end!

Crap! I can't dodge this attack! {Added Crap and this attack}

Bo

-bobo!

Three of them?

Did I just see three of you? {Flared line}

No, you didn't. {Added No you didn't}

Now it's my turn to reveal my secrets! {Added to my secrets}

Fist of the Nose Hair Super

-Super

-Super Secret Technique:

{Fist of the Nose Hair Super

-Super

-Super

-Secret Technique}

Bo

-bobo Armor!

{Bo

-bobo Armor}

Aomori Mandarin Oranges

You're finished, Battleship!

Now!

Don't get arrogant on me! {Added on me}

I don't feel a thing.

Aomori mandarin oranges... {Why do I hear a pun here? I can hear ikari here}

Oranges...

Aomori mandarin oranges!

Aomori Mandarin Oranges

Aomori mandarin oranges!

Aomori Apple

It was Don Patch all along!

Oh, is that so?

I did it! I finally did it! {Added finally}

Good, now go home. {please split}

I won't allow you to mess with me... any longer!

It's alright.

It was revenge for Don Patch.

You must atone for k*lling Don Patch!

It's not like Don Patch was anyone worth making a fuss over!

Take him down, Bo

-bobo! {Added Take him down}

Take revenge for what he did to Don Patch! {Added what he did to}

What's going on?

Battleship, this ends now. {added alpha}

Battleship, this ends now.

Fist of the Nose Hair Final Secret Technique:

{Fist of the Nose Hair Final Secret Technique}

Nose HaIr Alley!

{Nose Hair Alley!}

This was the one secret move that I wasn't able to pull off! {Flared line}

{I wanted to be accepted...}

I wanted to be accepted...

g*dd*mn you Hair Hunters! {Added Godamn you}

Look what they did to the Hair Kingdom!

I'm glad that it's gone. {Added that}

I'm content that this country's no more. {Added content and that and no more}

You're "glad" about this!? {What was that?} {Flared line}

Because any country that can't accept me {Added Because a}

is better off destroyed.

No...

I'll take over the world...

and make everyone accept me!

But it wasn't that... I didn't really care about ruling the world. {Added But it wasn't that}

In reality...

In reality...

In reality...

In reality...

Bo

-bobo, I only wanted you to accept me. {Added only}

Bo

-bobo, I only wanted you to accept me. {Added only}

What're you doing? Why are you holding back on me? {Flared line}

Give it up. The fight's over.

Shut the f*ck up!

There's no way it's over!

Battleship, you really are an idiot. {Added you really a}

You're an idiot, a blockhead, even a single

-celled organism, {Added even}

and have one messed up beard!{and you have the weirdest beard I've ever seen!}{Shortening line}

Bo

-bobo, you son of a b*tch!

But you're also a hard worker. {Added also}

In order for people to accept you,

you've worked many times harder than anyone else.

But you didn't know how to get people

to accept you without using force.

Shut up...

So one by one, people drew away from you.

It's only natural.

Shut up! Shut up already! {please split}{Added already}

Shut up! Shut up already! {please split}{Added already}

But even though people may hate you,

Even though people don't accept you,

you're still the best friend that I've had. {Flared line}

You've become a lot stronger, Battleship. {Added a lot stronger}

Bo

-bobo...

Bo

-bobo!

Battleship!

Bo

-bobo!

Stop whining!!!

{Stop whining!!!}

We aren't...

We aren't...

We aren't men if we whine about everything! {Flared line}

Battleship Arc: End

Narrator

-Everyone, thank you for cheering Bo

-bobo on.

Narrator

-Next time...

Narrator

-What? Are we...? This must be Hair Hunter A

-block Base. {Added Are we...?}



-Block Base

Narrator

-Oh yeah, I've seen those guys before. {Added those guys}

Narrator

-But something's happened to all of them. What's going on here? {Added happened to all of them}

So after all that... {Added after all that}

He wasn't here...

Just where is... Bo

-bobo?

Narrator

-It's a... It's a new character! {added It's a... I}

Narrator

-There's no way we can end the series now! {Added the series}

Narrator

-If that's the case, we'll move on to a new arc!

Narrator

-It's the start of a new adventure!

Narrator

-What will become of Bo

-bobo?

Narrator

-And is this new character friend or foe?

We'll see about that.

Narrator

-Don't you dare miss it!


When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us



Ahhh! He stole my spotlight! Who's that guy? {What's he saying at the beginning of the line?}

He's the only normal person I've seen since the series began!

Looks can always be deceiving. {Flared line}

Hang on Don Patch, do you know him? {Added Hang on}

He's my twin brother!

No wonder why he looks just like you. {please split} {Added No wonder why h}

You're lying, how do they look alike? {Added You're lying}

Yo

-You don't have to go that far... {added Yo

-}

I

-I'm sorry. But is it true? {Added But i and I

-I'm s}

Of course not!

Next time on Bobobo

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-bobo:

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LOCK

Up Your Heart!!

So just who is he?

Here's the results of the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, tokoroten is your lucky food tomorrow!

If you tied or lost, you better not leave leftovers!