01x31 - The Ultimate Five Assassins vs. Bo-Bobo All-Stars!

[bunniefuu]

Double Super Dengaku Punch!!!



{A New King is Born!!}

A New King is Born!!

You got that outfit, too!?

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-Our hero Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo became the new King of Hajikelists!

It's so fun!

It's so fun!

It's so fun!

Is this all the new King's got to offer!?

Stop drooling on me!

Suddenly, Puckered Lips...

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-a ninja serving one of the Four Lords of Margarita, OVER, stood before them.

CrimeFighter BBPuckered Lips

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-After a fierce ninja battle...

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-Bo

-bobo and friends were warped to OVER's castle.

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-It was there that Serviceman... {Flared line}

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-and the guardian of the courtyard, Gump, were waiting for them.

Gump

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-But he was no match for the mighty Bo

-bobo. {Added the almighty}

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-The true enemies were the Five Ultimate Assassins.

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-They encountered the first member, Ruby, and engaged her in a fierce battle. {Added encountered their and member}

Five Ultimate Assassins CrimeFighter Ruby

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-And so, Bo

-bobo and friends

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-came to the Jungle Stage on the second floor.

Our next opponent's gonna be a ninja too, right?

Well they are the Five Ultimate Assassins. Of course they're ninjas.

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-And the one waiting for them was some creepy soccer kid under the waterfall! {Added kid and some}

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-What will become of Bo

-bobo? {Added s fate}



(Get up!) Stand up.

Stop dropping dead all the time,

Come and fly away!

Step on it!

b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hurry and hit the gong!

That's the kind of era we're in,

We can't be stopped!

,, Blow! Megaton Puncher!

Fighting Soul! expl*sive Power!

Punch a dent into logic!

Crash b*mb! C'mon, Block Buster!

Let's jet go! Straight down our path!

I'm an up and coming fighter!

(Like a Phatman)

Like a macho man

Push ahead

Really hard

Like a starving wild challenger!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

Say what? Bo

-bobo!

(Get up!) Stand up

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Hayaku narase gongu

Konna jidai da ze

Oretachi wa tomerarenai

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Come on! }Come on! }Come on! }Come on!

Get out!

「, , Blow」 Megaton kyuu puncher

「Fighting Soul」 Yo! Hajikeru power

Buk}ko}wa}shi}te}e}n}da }jou}shi}kit}te }ya}tsu }wo

Yes come on!

「Crash b*mb」 ittoke Block Buster

「Let's Jet Go」 Waga michi masshigura

Kakeagare faitaa!

(Like a Phatman)

Binbin macho de

Gangan ittoke!

Banban hard na

Ueta Wild Challenger!

Five Ultimate Assassins

Astro City}Bo

-bobo All Stars!

Baby Hekkun Goes

Wild Too!!


{Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin NIN!}

{Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin NIN!}

Nin nin nin nin


nin nin nin NIN!

nin nin nin NIN!

nin nin nin NIN!

nin nin nin NIN!

{Nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin nin}

What is up with this kid? {Added kid and is up}

He's the furthest thing on Earth from a ninja! {Added possibly}

You thought I was practicing? {Added You t}

Well, we thought you were working on some special kick. {added Well actually and some}

I am the second member of the Five Ultimate Assassins...

Five Ultimate Assassins Adobe Gothic Infinite sh**t

Infinite sh**t!

I'll be more than happy to take you all on at once!{I'll take you all on at once!}

He stole my ball!

I'm gonna pop your precious ball! You cool with that? {Added Watch me tear your precious}

This ball's just like a friend to you, isn't it?

Isn't it like a girlfriend to you?

No. A ball's just a ball. {Added just}

Give it back. {Added Pass}

O

-OK.

He's more sane than he seemed at first!

I was born and raised in this castle! {Added we're standing in}

So I will never let you destroy this castle!

Now, let us fight!

Baseball!

He's actually catching on fire!

I will defend this castle to the very end! {Added to the very end!}

Actually, I think you're burning down the castle! {Added Actually}

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-Ten minutes later...

You burned the entire stage! {Flared line}{You burned it too much!}

Didn't know I could do that! {added myself}

This ain't good! The foothold's breaking apart! {Added ain't good}

Alright! Now's the time for our new secret technique!

{Random words or are they counting: un deux, yon: ,, XD}

{Gojo Bridge}

}Gojo Bridge!

Gojo Bridge? But we're not in Kyoto!

And no one would walk over that weird bridge anyways!

And it looks like it'll break any second!

And besides, you obviously don't look like a bridge!

And there's no time to be messing around like this! And I think my comeback is way too long! {added way }

Heppokomaru! If you take too long, we're gonna fall!

You gotta walk over us and take him down!

No! I could never step on Bo

-bobo or Tennosuke!

Then why don't you just step on Don Patch?

Good idea! {Flared line}

He agreed to that!? {Added that}

Wait, that didn't even make any sense!

Too hot!!!

Courthouse

Plaintiff

Judge

Dismissed

Now, why don't we start the battle already? {Added already}

Tennosuke!

The pain... and the humiliation... {Added and t}

Cut it out, you fresh b*stard. You've gotta deal with me now. {Flared line}

Fine by me! I'll take you on!

Help me!

Hang in there, Tennosuke! I'm coming to save you! {Added Hang in there}

Release the princess!

Year of Tokoroten... I've never been treated so nicely before!

June!

{June!}

And I've never felt so much pain before, either! {Added And also }

You're quite good!

Now it's my turn to take the lead! {Added My turn to }

I bet his weapon's gonna be his ball. That's easy enough to deflect! {Added only }

I was totally wrong!

Take this!

Isn't that ball your weapon?

No, it's just an accessory!

He admits it!

But there's actually a purpose for this ball beyond a mere accessory.

Because this ball is my...

lunchbox!

And it's gotten all messy... {added And i}

Well what did you expect after kicking it around? {Shortened line}{Well that's what happens when you kick it around so much.} {Added kick}

Heppokomaru's fighting this battle all on his own... {added this all}

Isn't there anything we can do for him?

Let's sing him a song!

Kutabatte bakkainna

Buttonde ikou janai

Funbatte

b*mber tte

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Stop dropping dead all the time...

Come and fly away!

Step on it! b*mb it!

Go! Go! Tricky Style!

Who hath disturbed my slumber?

You awakened some weird creature! {Added some weird creature}

Don't panic! This is exactly what we've been practicing our new song for!


When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember...

The gentle dawn

that will never come back...

He decided to leave! {Flared line}

Time to resume our battle! {Flared line}

I used to wish I would be hurt...

Because I thought being hurt would make me happy!

That's hot!!! {Added That's h}

Courthouse

Plaintiffs

Judge

Dismissed

What's up with him? He looks like another person altogether!{His mood's totally changed!}{Added up }

His collar came off, which means he's in Baby Mode!

He's gone into invincible mode!

Alright, Heppokomaru! Get out there and take him down! {Added Get out there}

Courthouse

Plaintiffs

　　　　　　　Heppoko! RAGE

Wanted

{Judge

missed

Dismissed

What was I expecting...?

Your attacks are far too slow! {Added far }

I can easily keep up with them thanks to my years of ping

-pong training!

Now it's ping

-pong!?

So try as hard as you like, you can't land a hit on me!{So your attacks won't work on me!}

Hekkun...


{sign}


{sign}

Hekkun...

March

Dammit! I never expected that from him!{I never thought he could do this!}

Where is he? Where's he gonna attack from? {re

-worded line}

What kind of attack will he use!?

He used a race car! {Added racing}

Heppokomach's tires are almost worn out! {Flared line}{are almost at their limit!}

Pit

Get back to pit as soon as possible! {Flared line Hurry and return to the pit!}

You keep worrying me sick...

Please come back alive, Heppokomach!

He made it back! {Added made it }

We've got to put his collar back on soon...

Let me deal with with our farting friend. {Flared line}{Leave him to me!}

Hekkun, let's play!

Let's play!

Let's play!

He's coming this way!

Tennosuke, he's all yours!

Tennosuke, he's all yours!

I can't run!

I won't run!

I will not run!

I shall not run!

This isn't working! He's gone out of control! {Added this isn't working}

We can't put the collar back on!

Huh? Is something up, Bo

-bobo? {Added Is something up,}

He put it back on himself!

Infinite ShootOut of Commission

Alright! We can go up these stairs!

Perfect! Let's get a move on! {Added Perfect and a move on}

Yeah!

Now that your precious ducktail is gone, you're done for, Battleship!

You think you're a disgrace to us? Hardly.

One of the Four Lords of Margarita

As if you ever were an equal to me...

If we don't hurry up and defeat OVER, Rice's life will be in danger!

But where is OVER hiding? {Added hiding}

What kind of room is this!?{What's wrong this room!?}

My traps have left them speechless!

Only three people in the world have been able to make it through this gauntlet!

And two of them were mice...

Your Heart

Damn it to hell, I can't lift this!

I wanna give him a hug.

I can't lift it!

You see all the traps, Patchmi? Like, I don't think we can get through if we don't clear them... {Added You see all the traps, Patchmi?}

Oh really, Tenko? Don't you think we should, like, send someone to test it out?

Okay, then.

You can do the honors!

It's coming back!

How's this?

Tennosuke!

I'm alright. Thankfully, this "Nu" handkerchief cushioned the blow. {added No injuries from me and Luckily t}

How lucky of me! {Added of me}

Good for you. {Trying to think of something sarcastic here}{Good for you.}

Alright, it's on!

And as a veteran of innumerable galactic wars...

these traps are a piece of cake to me!

Tag me! Tag me in! {Added in}

Tag...

Good! Now go back out there! {Added Now g}

No way!

What was the point of the tag?

He fell right in!

Rock 'n' roll!

Alright. I'll go next.

It's too dangerous, Bo

-bobo! You'll turn into a rock star!

Every body has a presence...

so when I erase my presence and become naught,

nothing can harm me.

That's amazing!

He just might be able to pull it off!

It didn't work!

It's only a matter of time before they bite the dust...

I'll finish them off with my special trap...

Something's pouring in! {Added pouring}

It's gasoline!

You're all finished! Take a look in front of you! {Added right}

Is he planning to set the gasoline on fire!?

Exactly. But that's not gasoline you're standing in! {Flared line}

It's something way more lethal! {Added lethal}

More lethal? So what's this liquid? {Added lethal}

It's coffee!

Please stand back!

Please stand back!

So you can't substitute gasoline for coffee?

I wanna give him a hug...

Time for my last resort...{Now that it's come to this...}

Let me cook you up with my greatest weapon!

Take this!

Death Cyclone!

This wind's too strong!{Flared line}

What are those? What are you trying to do with us?

I'll hand you over to the Java Men!

All covered in feathers!

I'm sure those cavemen will be so pleased...

{I don't understand... what you're doing... or why you're doing it...}

I don't understand what you're doing or why you're doing it...

And you've still got coffee below you! There's nothing you can do! {Added Also y}

Should I ask him out tonight?

This trap's more dangerous than I thought!

If we swallow the feathers, we'll choke on them!

We got a problem! {Flared line}

It's Don Patch!

What about him? {Flared line}

He's turned Visual Kei!

I couldn't even care less!

He fell for it! Bingo!

You can't have a flurry of feathers without Visual Kei!

And you can't have Visual Kei without singing!

And once he starts singing, the feathers will clog his throat and k*ll him!

Now start the music!

No! It's a trap!

Here's your mic!

Don Patch! Don't sing! It's a trap!

That's no mic, it's a bike!

My kindred spirit... {sounds more like friend than spirit}

My "Nu" handkerchief is flying out of the cage!

"Nu" handkerchief!!

Whatever the case, this cage is bad news!

We've got to get out of here somehow!

It's no use! This cage won't even budge!

If only Hatenko were here now...

Good grief. You guys really are useless without me.

Hatenko!

After this break...

Is the super

-fun...

Bo

-boboscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock

-Paper

-Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Hatenko!

It's me.

We've been waiting for you, Dengakuman...

Dengakuman!

What are you doing here?

Did you forget that we're friends now?{We're friends now, aren't we?}

Friends help each other when they're in need!

Super Dengaku Punch!

I once used that attack to cause you pain...

but now it's helping you!

Is your wound from Z

-Block Base all better now?

He never used that attack on you, remember?

There's no time to spare! Let's climb to the fourth floor! {Added left and climb}

OK!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Shake it up, baby!

That weird guy is following us...

We're here!

Yeah!

Toilet Coliseum

But what's the deal with this place!?

This is the legendary arena that has won innumerable awards... {What's the japanese word for awards?}

the Toilet Coliseum!

Totally Awesome Spot Ranking #

First Date Spot #

Arena with the Prettiest Night View #

Arena You'd Like to Fight In #

th Annual Best Arena Ranking #

Best Jeanist Award # {Says Jeanist so not sure which one you wanted to use?}

Who in their right mind would vote for this? {Added Whon decided to vote }

Wake the hell up!!!

She's really feisty there! {please time}

So you finally decided to show up, Bo

-bobo! Take a look at this! {Added So g}

What?

I'm sorry, guys. I've been kidnapped!

Are you just gonna let us have our way with him?

OK, baby.

The rock star answered!

Not like it matters, though... {Added It doesn't really matter}

My plan failed!

But why? Is it because I'm an enemy?

No, it's because you're a child.

Why do you always treat me like a child?

Bo

-bobo! This Toilet Coliseum before you{Added you're standing on}

is a death match arena where the losers meet their demise in the middle.

So, choose your three representatives!

And the three of us will take you on!

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

Rock Star!

The three of us will challenge you!

Yes! Come at me! Let's start the

-on

- death match! {Added at me}

It wasn't until much later that I realized...

that this wasn't a

-on

-.

Take the card already! {Added Take the card already}

Just wait one second! {Added one second}

They have eleven!

No, it's six. Good grief.

I guess I'll take out the tokoroten first.

He's coming for me!

What do I do?

What do I do?

I'll do this!

That was close...

Nice decision.

You're always saving me, "Nu" handkerchief.

Now prepare yourself, Rock Star!

Yes, yes, yes, yes! Shakin' it, baby! Hey!

Bye! Baby! Hey!

Dammit...

I guess I'll take you on instead!

I'll be your opponent!

How about that? You know the twin

-sword style?{How interesting. You use the two

-sword style?}

But two swords are not enough to defeat me! {Added two swords are}

If only I had one more sword...{If only I had another sword...}

Bo

-bobo!

I'll let you use my sword! {Added I'll let you u}

Bo

-bobo has three swords!

Three

-sword style! {Oh, this is meant to be Zorro isn't it?}

He's wrecking the entire restaurant!

May I take your order?

One Egypt, please.

One Egypt coming up!

Urgh!

And flop!

It's time to finish you off! I'll throw you in now!

Long

-held grudge!

Now for Tennosuke!

Right, let's drop him in! {Added Right, l}

Sure!

Bo

-bobo! I'll use my Super Dengaku Punch to save you!

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

You meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie, you meanie...

I surrender!

That's as far as you'll go!

{Combined Secret Technique: Wobble

-Wobble May Jet!!}

Combined Secret Technique: Wobble

-Wobble May Jet!!

Let's go for one more run!

Next time, stop wobbling so much! I accidentally hit Bo

-bobo back there!{I accidentally hit Bo

-bobo because you're wiggling so much!}

What a fearsome technique!

And where do you think you're looking? {Flared line}

That's nothing! Combined Secret Technique:

Nosehair Dengaku Shot!! {Says sh**t not punch}

{Nosehair Dengaku Shot!}

Accidental Double Super Dengaku Punch!!!

Not so fast, Bo

-bobo!

Look over here. Don't you care about what happens to him?

Be my guest!

We'll have to fight back with a combination attack of our own.

But we don't have any of those! We'll have to improvise one! {Added of those}

Combination attacks have to be carefully planned out.

Improvised combination attacks can't compare to ours!

{Mouth Kick!!!}

Mouth Kick!!!

That's an amazing technique!{LOL HIS VOICE XD}

How was that?

I didn't feel a thing.

Because your attacks lack care for one another! {Added Because your }

You can't call that a combination attack!

Allow us to show you how a true combination attack works!

Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Combination Secret Technique:

Our Friendship Lasts Forever!!!!

You made me get dizzy!

He's just having fun at our expense! {added fun }

Dengakuman,

because you pulled off that combination move, I consider you a friend.

Take this as a symbol of our friendship.

I don't want it!

It's a play

-dough sculpture I made of you.

That's supposed to be me!?

Fools! You turned your backs on us! {Flared line}

Die, Bo

-bobo!

Take that!

Now that we're together, we're invincible!

Invincible!

Invincible!

Invincible!

He's scary!

Tennosuke and Heppokomaru fell inside.

What's going on? My body suddenly bloated up!

Am I giving birth? But I'm supposed to be a guy...

What's going on?

That's right. I forgot to explain this stage.

This is a special kind of water.

Whoever's soaked in it will start to inflate.{It ends up bloating whoever touches it.}

And if they're in there for ten minutes...

their bodies will explode and be blown to pieces! {Added explode and}

That happened way too quick! {Flared line}

This is scary! This is really frightening! {Added frightening}

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-Can anything so terrifying ever be legal?

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-Will it be the end for Heppokomaru?{What will become of Heppokomaru?}

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-And what happened to Tennosuke?

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-Huh?

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-I see he's back already! {added I see h}

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-Anyway, my heart's swelling for the next episode!

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-No, my entire body!

{The real Hajike starts now!}



When the cherry blossoms bloom, I remember

The gentle dawn that will never come back

I used to wish I would be hurt,

because I thought being hurt would make me happy

I lost things and broke things,

I understood so many things

This year the cherry blossoms will sway too

My hazy feelings will disappear with the wind.

What was I drawing again

that had so much hate in it?

How many times will I go in circles

before I understand what weakness is?

I'm struggling and crying again,

But that doesn't mean I can't keep going

To the future ahead of us

The Five Ultimate Assassins sure are strong.

We have no choice. We have to...

Is he serious!?

He's going to do that!?

What's he gonna do? {Flared line}

Combination! Bo

-bobo Fusion!

Bobopatch is gonna come back again!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Go!


Bobopatchnosuke!!

On a granny bike!!!

Seriously!?

That's not Bobopatch!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, play soccer with your friends and you do a soccerful job!

If you tied or lost, don't waste stuff or you'll regret it!