{The Super Beauty Ranked First in the Popularity Polls Finally Appears!!}
{Somehow Nata de Coco is still alive!!}
Baka Survivor
Ikinokore
Ikinokore
Baka Survivor
Baby
Baka Survivor
Kachinokore
Kachinokore
Baka Survivor
Baby
Dare no sei de sonna
Shobokure tonnen
Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo
Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?
Omae souchaun?
Motto ureshisou na
Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?
Fuku katta toki toka sa
Sou sou
Hore mi ano ossan no kao!
Omae mo annan natte mau yo!
Sa!
Ikinokotte ikoze
Yojinobotte
Kachihokotte
Kane tsukatte
Kane kaseide
Baka Survivor
Nariagare
Nariagare
Baka Survivor
Baby
Baka Survivor
Maiagare
Maiagare
Baka Survivor
Baby
Oreizumu DE
Baka Survivor
Baka Survivor
Baka Survivor
Baby
Ikinokore
Ikinokore
Baka Survivor
Baka Survivor
Baby
Ikinokore
Ikinokore
Baka Survivor
Baby
{I'm going home.
-Ten}
{Thank you for waiting so long, everyone!}
{Finally, it's Torpedo Girl!!}
{Torpedo Communications}
{Abolish Weapons!!}
{PNN News} {End}
{Kamato}
{sign}
{sign}
Arial BlackTorpedo
Crossword Puzzles
{Torpedo Crossword Puzzles}
The Afro that Dances and the Afro that Watches!!
Torpedo Angling!
Torpedo Whirlwind Kick!!!
{{Torpedo Whirlwind Kick!!!}
{Violent Nose Hair Fist}
Violent Nose Hair Fist!
{Torpedo Folk Tales} {The Torpedo Maiden}
{Episode : Thanks}
{Torpedoing My Way}
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Hai hai hai minasan kanpai
Saa minna de te wo age banzai
Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa
Keep on Keep on jamming
Okottari naitari warattari
Shiteru aida ni
Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE
Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo
Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou
Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato
Nerai uchi I don't know
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Nep
Nep title
Torpedo Girl!! I will judge you
in the name of the Earth!
Tantalizing!
ody!
The Super Beauty
The Super Beauty
Ranked First in the Popularity Polls
Ranked First in the Popularity Polls
Finally Appears!!
Finally Appears!!
Bo
-bobo and friends have been engaged in a deathly battle
with the third of the Four Lords of Margarita, OVER. {Third? isn't it second?}
Nata de Coco is still alive!!!
Nata de Coco is still alive!!!
Only two more times!
If you piss me off two more times...
I'll have gathered enough infuriating power...
to revert to my true form!
This is bad! We can't get him any angrier!
Okay, okay, let's wrap it up, Little Miss Over! {Added sad }
I'm so sorry! I swear, that boy of mine...
I'm so sorry...
Take these Natto as an apology!
He's full of rage!
Oh, crap! He's reverting to his true form!
What's gonna happen!?
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglStay alive!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglStay in the fight!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
Opening EnglWhose fault is it,
Opening EnglThat you're being so pathetic?
Opening EnglThat's why I keep telling you,
Opening EnglHey, are you trying to put up with me or something?
Opening EnglAin't that right?
Opening EnglCome on, I know you've looked happier than this before,
Opening EnglLike that time you went to buy clothes.
Opening EnglYeah, you know what I mean!
Opening EnglHey, you see that old guy's face over there?
Opening EnglThat's gonna be you one day!
Opening EnglSo, let's go out there and survive!
Opening EnglClimb up to the top,
Opening EnglDo a little gloating,
Opening EnglSpend some money,
Opening EnglMake some money,
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglRise up in the world!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglFly up to the sky!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
Opening EnglJust doing it my way
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
Opening EnglStay alive!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
Opening EnglStay alive!
Opening EnglIdiot Survivor!
Opening EnglBaby!
TORPEDO GIRL
TORPEDO GIRL
Oh, dear, I've got a blister...
The hell is this all about? {Is Don Patch saying anything else after each person speaks?}
I'm going home.
Ten
The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable.
Guess I can't blame them...
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience!
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience!
Finally!
Finally!
Torpedo Girl is here!!
Torpedo Girl is here!!
Your attention, please!
Eyes up here, everybody!
She's annoying... {sounds like urusei?}
Guys, don't let her set the pace!
Take the initiative!
Let's go!
Ringaling Heaven!
Not again!{No way!}
Outta my way!
Stop this act of foolishness! {added act of }
Tennosuke!
Tennosuke!
I will not tolerate even the slightest act of foolishness.
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
Could she be one of the legendary Idiot K*llers?
What do you mean by Idiot K*llers?
I've heard about them. {Flared line}
They say that there are warriors in the world, {Shortened line}
who can't tolerate any acts of foolishness. {Shortened line}
They were known as the Idiot K*llers...
and they suppressed all types of foolishness that they saw. {Flared line}
Then...
Judging by her speech, intense brutality, and direct actions, {Flared line}
I fear she is one of the Idiot K*llers.
What a fearsome... battle nerd!
What a fearsome... battle nerd!
But I thought the Idiot K*llers were annihilated ages ago!
So how can you be here?
I'm the only one that survived.
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
I couldn't give care less about the Idiot K*llers, but you're gonna pay for attacking Tennosuke! {Added couldn't care less }
Take this!
Don Patch Sword!
Don Patch Sword!
Don Patch Sword!
That is a green onion!
Someone finally noticed!
No, we knew that for a while now.
I will not tolerate even the slightest act of foolishness.
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
That attack was so fast I couldn't even see it!
How's anyone supposed to even dodge that?{There's no way to even dodge out the way!}{see it coming!}{It's impossible to dodge!}
Guys, don't make a fool of yourselves!{You guys can't fool around!}
Nailed it!{You got it!}{Understood!}
{sign?}
But why? Why was Bo
-bobo knocked out just then?
What are you, an imbecile!?{You are also an idiot!}
No, he really isn't! He was actually being serious there! {Added actually}
I will bring the hammer of justice on all those who act foolish! {Added those}
And that is because...
{sign}
I'm a torpedo!
Not so fast, OVER!
For I, Dengakuman,
challenge you, nah
-na
-la!
She just ignored me...
Torpedo Communications
It's been too long since I was last in this form. {Added back}
This really brings back memories of the good old days...
We object!
Abolish Weapons!!
I was such a rebel back then... {added rebelious}
You actually were an anti
-weapon protester?{This is what you did back then?}{FlARED LINE}{You actually did that?}
But you're a torpedo!
Oh, I feel so sheepish, torpedo!{Worth adding torpedo?}
Oh, how far I've come since then...{To think that now...}
Now I'm a commercial queen!
You never can tell how things will turn out...
A commercial queen!?
It's the truth.
As proof, I'll show you the commercial I starred in.
PNN News
End
I just moved into this house today. {Added into}
And the girl next door...
Bore through it...
is a torpedo.
For the best meetings in life...
For the best meetings in life...
Torpedo Moving Center
Torpedo Moving Center
Torpedo Moving Center.
Who's this trying to market to!?
I feel so sheepish, torpedo!
Be careful, guys!
If you act foolish like she wants you to, you'll be in big trouble!
She's right, everyone! We can't act foolish!
Your mere existence is foolish! {added mere}
Well, if that's the case, then we're all doomed!
I don't mind that...
Commercial Queen
because I'm a torpedo!
She's accurate and bold...
Oh, no! She's really strong!
So her Idiot k*ller title isn't just for show...
One...
Two.
One...
Torpedo Girl is strong! She's extremely strong!
Two.
One...
Two.
One...
Two.
How is she capable of attacking like that?{How can she attack like that?}
It's all so simple.
Torpedoes are outfitted
with a high
-level N
- automatic tracking sensor
which ensures that they reach their targets.
When the sensor's electric reactor reaches kilowatts,
it locks out the main engine and ignites,
allowing the engine to produce its maximum output.
You just made that up, didn't you?
Yep, mee
-ow!
I will not tolerate even the slightest act of foolishness!
In the name of the torpedo!
Okay, then...
Kitty degree Midair Revolution!
Alright, now that I have a break...
Torpedo
Crossword Puzzles
I seriously need to complete these crossword puzzles I've been working on.
These are getting hard...
Let's see... "A weapon used for sinking ships"...
You morons! You're letting her control the fight!
I'm not gonna let her lead me around!{But I won't fall for her pace!}
Never!
I will crush those who fool around!
We're in trouble!
This means that Bo
-bobo can't attack her, either! {Added as well}
Who do you take me for, Heppokomaru?
I'm not fooling around here!
Let's fight! {Added fight}
He'll be fine like that! {Added he}
In my swimming trunks!
You moron!
Out!
Hold it, OVER!
{sign}
{sign}
I, Dengakuman, challenge you to a duel, nah
-na
-la! {Added true}
She just ignored me again...
How is she so strong!?
She's nothing like she was before she transformed!
I will tolerate no foolishness
while I still draw breath!
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
How are we supposed to defeat her? {Flared line}
What? Defeat the sole survivor of the legendary Idiot K*llers?
There's no way you can pull it off.
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Is that how you really laugh!?
Oh, no! I feel like I'm gonna sneeze!
Anti
-aircraft m*ssile!
That had to be a forced sneeze! {Added sneeze}
She's extremely dangerous! We should just survey the situation for now without doing anything!
That sounds good.
What's the matter? No one wants to act foolish?
Nobody, yeah!
Found you!
Bo
-bobo, you idiot!
My apologies!
Alright! I got her now!
Now's your chance, boys! Beat her down! {Added Beat}
Alright!
{Is she saying something here?}
I may be a cute torpedo,{I may be cute,}
but we live in a civilized society!
This is a serious crime, you know.
But I'll let you go this time.
You may leave.
Okay...
Good luck, boy!
Annoying...
The foolishness ends right now!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
The Afro that Dances and the Afro that Watches!!
The Afro that Dances and the Afro that Watches!!
He used a Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique! Now the battle's as good as won!
H
-How did she...?
What the...?
She stopped it?
She managed to block my Fist of the Nose Hair with her toes!?
I knew I shouldn't have expected much
from someone from the Hair Kingdom.
I can't win this.
Now I hope now you realize.
There is no one in the world who can defeat me.
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo! {Please keep the timing and lines for parody on the these lines}
I'm Tokoroten!
I'm a torpedo!
This is hopeless... {Added I'm in}
She's suppressed every attack we have! {added have been}
We'll never win at this rate!
As one who does not tolerate foolishness...
I cannot tolerate your existences.
And that is because... I'm a torpedo!
And that is because... I'm a torpedo!
But we can't just give up!
There must be some way to attack her!
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think.
He turned into the Thinking Man!
Stop this foolishness!
Bo
-bobo's been taken out!
We have to think of another way to defeat her! {added of another}
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
They turned into the Birth of Venus!
And why are you the Thinking Man?
Why am I the Thinking Man!?
But you did that yourself!
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
What's with that dumb face!? Is that your epiphany face or something!?
That face is out!
Not so fast, OVER!
Prepare to get terminated by your opponent, Dengakuman, nah
-na la!{Flared line because Terminator!}{I, Dengakuman, am your opponent, nah
-na
-la!}
Smash! Torpedo.
Smash! Torpedo.
Why is she treating me this way, nah
-na
-la!?
I've got an idea! {Added an}
What is it?
A single arrow may snap, but three arrows together cannot be broken! {Added means a strong bond}
I hear ya!
We may be able to do something if all three of us combine our powers!
Perfect! Then let's give it a shot! {Added Perfect! Then l}
Alright! Everyone get out your arrows!
Yeah!
But those aren't arrows!
With these three arrows combined, we are invincible!
They snapped anyway!
What's the deal? We weren't acting goofy at all! {Added goofy}
You're acting pretty goofy to me! {Added goofy}
You guys!
I'll send you all flying to the ends of the Earth!
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
You half
-wit! You're right where we want you to be! {Added You half
-wit}
You're up against the three of us! We can stop your reckless charge now! {Added reckless}
Right, guys?
Where did everybody go!?{There's no one behind me!?} {Added behind me}
That wasn't even our plan.
That wasn't even ourplan.
Nope, nope. Not at all.
Nope, nope. Not at all.
Nope, nope. Not at all.
Just do it! Put me out of my misery!
Don Patch!
But you both deserted him. {But that was your fault.}
I will not tolerate even the slightest act of foolishness.
And that is because...
-\bTorpedo
I'm a torpedo!
I think I gained some weight...
We will not allow your evil deeds to continue, either!
And that is because he too is a torpedo!
Stop your stupidity! {Added stupidity}
Offset Failed
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
How dare you harm Tennosuke!
But you threw him into her!{But that was your fault!}
Now I'll just have to use my nose hairs to keep her from moving!
But don't you remember, Bo
-bobo?
She made short work of that Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique!
After this break...
Is the super
-fun...
Bo
-boroscope!
Everyone, get ready for Rock
-Paper
-Scissors!
Alright, here we go!
Rock!
Paper!
Scissors!
Remember whether you won or lost.
Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
No! Do fishnet stockings turn you on or something!?
They don't.
Then...
what's going on here!?
It worked! This is the Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Angling!
Angling!
He did it!
{sign}
How can it be angling if it doesn't have any angles?
I've stopped you dead in your tracks! {Added dead in your tracks}
You can't fly anywhere, anymore!
Now he's got her!
Oh, dear... I don't want to be bound by a man...
But I guess it doesn't hurt to try it just once...
What am I talking about? I feel so sheepish, torpedo!
Bo
-bobo!
What's going on? How could Bo
-bobo's Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Techniques
be defeated twice in a row?
Bo
-bobo!
Hang in there!
Please... That was far too kinky for our first time.
Remember, I'm a torpedo, so you have to be gentle with me...
Otherwise... I... will... explode!
Otherwise... I... will... explode!
Otherwise... I... will... explode!
Otherwise... I... will... explode!
Otherwise... I... will... explode!
I don't know if this is a joke or for real. {italics?}
Now that it's come to this, we'll attack from three directions!
Yeah!
Alright! We've got a hold of her!
Take care of her now, Bo
-bobo!
Stop! Let me go, you perverts! {Added Stop}
No!
How dare you g*ng up on a frail woman like me!
Cowards, cowards, cowards, cowards...
Cowards, cowards, cowards, cowards...
Cowards, cowards, cowards, cowards...
Cowards, cowards, cowards, cowards...
Cowards get my...
Whirlwind Kick !!!
Whirlwind Kick !!!
Why must men be ever so violent? {Flared line}
You're beasts! You're all nothing but beasts! {Added You're b}
All of you kneel down!
Seriously... How far do you have to drive me up the wall? I can't take it any more!
Why can't you just cut it out? You're all uncontrollable!
It's about time you learned
what's right and what's wrong!
Because you're all my precious students...
I don't understand how this torpedo thinks... {Added how and thinks}
Now, what's done is done.
You should all apologize to your teacher.
We're sorry.
Who said I was a teacher?
Really now... I can't even take my eyes off you for a second! {Is she telling to not be off guard or is she complimenting them?}
You b*tch! That was a scam!
Where are you touching, pervert?
You've let your guard down!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Violent Nose Hair Fist
Nose Hair Fist
He got her!
That should settle it this time.
More! Give me more!
Are you serious!? I can't believe it didn't work!
What is she, invincible!?
That felt too good. {Added felt too}
The least I can do is to thank you.
Torpedo Folk Tales
The Torpedo Maiden
Episode : Thanks
What the crap!? She's doing something weird!
I'm sorry to disturb you at this hour.
I'm the torpedo to whom you did a favor for this afternoon.
I have come to thank you.
You can't come in. Go home.
I understand. In that case...
Excuse my intrusion!
Torpedoing My Way
Here. It's my signature.
You're acting extremely foolish!
Bo
-bobo's flying! {Added starting to }
And now, I'll head towards Tennosuke...
Why!?
He's headed right for us!
And he's holding that weird signature!
You're quite good, I see.
But I cannot tolerate this.
And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
I cannot tolerate you either!
And that is because...
I'm Bo
-bobo!
I don't think her poses were that disturbing!
Are you serious?
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo, torpedo...
If he uses a foolish attack, she launches at him...
If he uses a normal attack, she blocks it...
The Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Techniques don't work either...
So...
Why is Bo
-bobo so confident?
I've finally found...
the only way to defeat you once and for all! {Added once and for all}
That's not possible. And that is because...
I'm a torpedo!
Bo
-bobo World!
What's going on!? What's happening!?
Bo
-bobo has begun his counterattack in Bo
-bobo World!
But can Bo
-bobo win
against such a terrifying foe as Torpedo Girl!?
Here's the results for the Bo
-boroscope, nah
-na
-la!
If you won, you'll meet Hajike
-ing people if you go out on your holiday!
Your lucky item is a highlighter the color of my afro!
If you tied, you'll have peaceful days after a week of ups and downs.
And if you lost, if you eat too much of your favorite food, it'll harm your health and your wallet!
Ending EnglEveryone who wants to shout come on over!!
Ending EnglWe'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Ending EnglEveryone who wants to make a riot come on over!!
Ending EnglWe'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Ending EnglAlright then, everyone, bottoms up!
Ending EnglEveryone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!
Ending EnglAll you who want to party like there's no rules
Ending EnglKeep on, keep on jamming?
Ending EnglAs we get mad, cry, and laugh,
Ending EnglWe take the past along with us.
Ending EnglYo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?
Ending EnglMy manual drive is raising the tension gage.
Ending EnglI say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.
Ending EnglReady, aim, fire! ...I don't know.
Ending EnglEveryone who wants to shout come on over!!
Ending EnglWe'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Ending EnglEveryone who wants to make a riot come on over!!
Ending EnglWe'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Ending EnglEveryone who wants to shout come on over!!
Ending EnglWe'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Ending EnglEveryone who wants to make a riot come on over!!
Ending EnglWe'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Hai hai hai minasan kanpai
Saa minna de te wo age banzai
Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa
Keep on Keep on jamming
Okottari naitari warattari
Shiteru aida ni
Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE
Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo
Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou
Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato
Nerai uchi I don't know
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
We'll lose to Torpedo Girl at this rate!
Now we'll have to use our trump card, Bo
-bobo!
Yeah! Let's go! Eat this!
We don't have any trump card!
Huh? You don't?
Well, now that you mention it...
We do... I guess we do...
Which is it?
Next time on Bobobo
-bo Bo
-bobo:
Torpedo Girl!!
Torpedo Girllpha&H&}!!
Torpedo Girl!!
I'll judge you
in the name
of the Earth ♪
{Torpedo Girl!! I'll judge you in the name of the Earth!}
But it'll be a lot of work....
Whatever! Just do it already!
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01x34 - Torpedo Girl: Man or Myth? Or Mythes?
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.
The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.