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01x36 - Next Stop: Holy Guacamole Land!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x36 - Next Stop: Holy Guacamole Land!

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{Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo}


Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Opening}

{Nice Idea!}

{The Words I'd Like to Say}

{Kanemaru}

The Greatest Man on Trains!

{missing sign}

{Achieve Your Dream!}

{Encouragement Fist!}

{Nose Hair Wobble

-Wobble Double Secret Technique:}

Nose Hair Wobble

-Wobble Double Secret Technique:

{Tokoro Spear!}

{This is the Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique: Tokoro Candy!}

{Spear Beam!}

{Tunnel}

{Tunnel}

{missing sign}

{Hallelujah Land}

{Space World!}

{Run away! Run away!}

{Help! Help!}

{Help! Help!}

{Lightning NoseHair Ball!}

{Ending}

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

{Preview}



It's time for Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo!

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo

I'm the heroine here! Don't just take over my role like that! {added here}

It's time for Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo!

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company had a tough battle with the legendary Idiot k*ller Torpedo Girl.

I will bring the hammer of justice on all those who act foolish. {copied from previous ep}

And that is because...

I'm a torpedo!

I've finally found...

the only way to defeat you once and for all! {Added once and for all}

Here it goes! Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:

Planet Judge

Planet Judge

Judgment of Mercury

Judgment of Earth

n}The infinite galaxies that unify the powers of these nine great planets...

Judgment of Mars

Judgment of Jupiter

Judgment of Saturn

n}and reign over the solar systems of distant galaxies...

Judgment of Uranus

Judgment of Neptune{Kaioh?}

is the Universe! {Changed to Universe}

I don't get it at all! {Added at all}

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo won with the powers of Bo

-bobo World and the Judgment of the Cosmos!

Narrator

-However, they had little time to celebrate, for their next foe, Halekulani, lay in wait for them!


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Halekulani has returned to the Hair Hunters under orders to eliminate Bo

-bobo.

He is the last of the Four Lords of Margarita,

and also the strongest.

The strongest, you say? {added you say}

Let's save that talk for after dinner! {added it all}

Now take your seats everyone, it's dinner time! {added Now take your seats, d}

I really don't think we should be eating at a time like this...

I don't have any appetite.

Dig in!

Yay! It's dinner, nah

-na

-la!

Time to eat!

Dig in, guys! {Added guys}

Dinner's over!

He's just indulging himself!

Hallelujah Land!


-Full Speed Ahead!

xt Stop:

Stop:

op:

op:

!?

Lord Halekulani!

Reporting in!

Lord OVER has been defeated by Bo

-bobo!

Your point? {flared line}

Well... How should we deal with this matter? {Added matter}

Can't you do anything without my orders?

My apologies!

I will send assassins right away!

I couldn't care less about the likes of Bo

-bobo.

He's no more than a worm compared to me.

Alright, let's get out there and defeat Halekulani, Bo

-bobo! {Added out there and}

But I can't. {added But }

I'm just a worm..

The hell!? {Flared line}

You chicken or something?

Stop it! Stop it! Stop hitting me! {Added hitting me}

Stop it! Stop it! Please stop it! {Added Please s}

Leave me alone!

I don't wanna go!

Pupated.

How dare you hide in your shell!

So where can we find him? {Flared line}

His base is Hallelujah Land, the world's biggest theme park.

Theme park?

I'm going!

He became a butterfly!

Halekulani of the Four Lords of Margarita...

He's a worthy opponent, indeed!

Yeah!

Yeah, but you guys aren't worthy!

Then again, I've always wanted to visit Hallelujah Land...

Shut up! You too? {added Shut up!}

We all do!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go!

What kinds of rides do you want to go on?

Well... I...

Don't get so excited!

Why me!?

But how do we get there?

It's simple. {please split}

We just have to board the train at this station behind me... {Flared line}{We just have to board this train at this station...}

Now departing for Hallelujah Land Station!

Meadow Station

Since when was there a station here?

And I have six boarding passes with me! {Flared line}

Six passes? {Added passes}

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... {please hide and reveal as he says them}

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven...

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven...

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven...

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven...

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven...

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven...

Hey, aren't we one short?

Don't worry. We've got it sorted. {Added We got it sorted.}

Good to hear. {Flared line}

And so, they all boarded the train without a hitch.

Nice Idea!

Nice Idea!

It sure is fancy inside!

It's so nice, nah

-la!{Dunno what to do with it, goes so fast

- ninjacloud}

We'll arrive tomorrow morning.

Take it easy and rest for today.

So fancy!

Turncoat!

This bed's reserved only for me, the heroine! {added only}

What's your deal? You're a bunch of... A bunch of...

What's your deal? You're a bunch of... A bunch of...

What's your deal? You're a bunch of... A bunch of...

I'm the heroine! Get that through your heads!

I don't understand...

But we've got this big room all to ourselves...

Don Patch!

Is Tennosuke really gonna be alright?

I told you, you don't need to worry!

I'm gonna go check on him to make sure! {Added to make sure}

Tennosuke!

You OK over there? {Flared line}

The Words I'd Like to Say

He's completely relaxed!

I feel stupid for worrying about him.

Right?

Look at them, all fast asleep with unsuspecting faces...

They don't even realize that their lives are in danger...

But honestly...

Who would imagine that anyone would be riding on top of the train?

Check. I've captured your rook. {please split}

Oh, so that's how you're gonna play?

What's with these guys up here? {Added up here}

In that case... I'll use my lance skewer!

Just kidding... {please split}

Warp!

Then I'll use my spinning tactics!

You've really done it, haven't you?

Then I'll promote my piece!

Wait...

How can we play it here!?

Hey, who are you? {Added Hey, w}

You were peeking in on our game...

Are you a Shogi maniac?

Of course not!

I am one of Halekulani's men...

Kanemaru

Kanemaru

Kanemaru!

I have come to claim your lives! {added claim}

What!?

The wind's so strong that I can barely stand!

How is he standing!?

It's simple!

I'm the greatest man at fighting on top of trains in the world!

The Greatest Man on Trains!

The Greatest Man on Trains!

{sign}

Is that why you're standing?

That makes sense!

How does it? {Added does it}

But...

I don't need to stand on top of the train...

to attack you!

What?

Fly for me, Tennosuke! {Added for me}

Tennosuke! Grab on!

Nice, Bo

-bobo!

Nice, Bo

-bobo!

It burns! It burns! I smell like burnt jelly!

Dammit! I lengthened them too much!

I'll pull you back up right away!

Here we have our main dish of the day. {Added Here he have our }

I wonder what it is? {Flared line}

It's tokoroten!

What!?

He's the devil...

That's enough fooling around!

Extend!

Extensible Spear!

Hey, Mr. Suzuki!! How are you doing?

Oh, that sounds rough! {please time}

Kenny, you've gotta eat your green peppers!

What's going on?

How am I supposed to sleep with all this noise?

What's... going on?

You're getting ahead of yourself...

Now let me use a secret technique that makes use of this air pressure!

What?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

When you think of Kyoto,

this comes to mind!

That's got nothing to do with air pressure!

Stop messing about! {Flared line}

Get a grip!

Bo

-bobo!

That's one down.

You're next!

What the hell!?

FOT Comic Reggae Std Stripped\c&HE&\bord}Achieve Your Dream!

Good luck...

Good luck in Tokyo!

Sis!

Sis!{sis or Sis?}

What's the sister doing here?

That was the Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Encouragement Fist!

Encouragement Fist!

Encouragement Fist!

Was that supposed to be a technique? {flared line}

Fine then!

I'll fight with my spear from now on!

Spear? You mean me?

He sure is a flexible companion... {Added flexible}

Let's go!

Nose Hair Wobble

-Wobble Double Secret Technique:

Nose Hair Wobble

-Wobble Double Secret Technique:

Tokoro Spear!

Tokoro Spear!

Help!

Tennosuke!

What?

You can cut and cut, but it's still Tennosuke!

This is the Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique:

Tokoro Candy!

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique: Tokoro Candy

I dare you to defeat this secret technique if you can!

Gross!

The games are over!

Here goes!

They just won't stop moving!

I caught something weird!

I'm the tragic heroine, Don Patch!

I'll never hand over the position of the heroine to anyone!

Did I say I was the heroine?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock, paper, scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

I hold the title of "Greatest Man on Trains!"

There is no one who can defeat me on top of a train!

If you hold the title of "Greatest Man on Trains..."

then we'll win with teamwork!

I'm gonna fall!

What a bunch of fools!

Die!


Look out!

Teamwork!

Teamwork!

This is teamwork!

What amazing teamwork!

But that's not teamwork... {Added called}

Beauty made that remark in her sleep.

Alright!

I'll use my teamwork to defeat you here and now!

Hell yeah.

Tunnel

Ow! Ow! Ow! My head! My head!

Hang on! We're almost at the exit!

Alright! Let's pull ourselves together and try it again!

Not another tunnel!

Ow! Ow! Ow! My head! My head!

My head! My head! My head!

Tunnel

Now you know what a train battle is like.

It seems like we're heading into a forest.

The trees are closing in!

You're right!

I dodged it!

Here!

D

-Did you just see a little old man in the trees!? {Added Di

-Did you just see a}

What are you talking about?

I said there was a little old man...

There are little old men! I'm sure of it!

And plus this big old man, too!

Tennosuke!

Sup?

It's a Nu car!

You guys fall in with him!

Fools! You may be able to keep up, but you can't get back on!

From Tchaikovsky's...

"Swan Lake"...

Four Swans Jump!

But there's only three of you!

Now, give back the last swan!

What the hell!?

The sun's starting to rise...

Hey, look over there!

Hallelujah Land

It's Hallelujah Land!

That's it?

Move it!

What are you doing, Bo

-bobo?

Look ahead of him!

There's a puppy on the tracks!

Is he doing all this just to save a puppy?

Outta my way, you dumb mutt!

Now, which car were Beauty and the others riding in...?

That one!

Alright!

Let's make our way into Hallelujah Land's first area...

Space World

Space World!

Excuse us!

"Run away!" "Run away!"

Space World is an area where people get to meet real aliens.

It is one of the most popular attractions in Hallelujah Land.

It's morning already?

Have we reached Hallelujah Land yet?

Help! Help!

We're on a different planet! {Flared line}

Hold it right there!

We haven't settled this yet!

Let's duel!

That's so cruel! How could you do this to the aliens?

The poor things!

Help! Help!

How about a car chase?

Just what I wanted, you horrible man!

Alright! First to the UFO wins!

Whaaaat!?

Get away!

Get away!

What did we do to deserve this!!!?

What was that for, as*h*le!!?

Now we can't go back to space anymore!!

You gonna pay for that, huh!?

We don't wanna stay on Earth for the rest of our lives!!

Quit your damn chirping!

I don't get why you're making these weird accusations at me...

You're wide open, Bo

-bobo.

Take this! Triple Strike!
First Strike!!

Second Strike!!

That's nothing!

Third Strike!!{\c}

Guard up! {Flared line}

Okay! That's twice for me!

Dammit...

You b*stard!

How dare you harm him like that!

You're gonna pay!

That's him in the middle? No way!

Now it's my turn to fight back! {Added fight back}

Let's go, Tennosuke!

What? What do I do? {Added do I do}

Tokoroten Trampoline!

Don Patch! Let's use that attack!

Which attack? {Added Which}

That attack!

Double Desk Pad Set! {Sounds like Double Static Sheets}

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub,

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Rub, rub, scrub, scrub...

Static Electricity On!

Take this! Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Lightning NoseHair Ball!

Lightning NoseHair Ball

I admit defeat.

From this day forth, you're the "Greatest Man on Trains."

This sash is yours now.

Looks like we've made it to Hallelujah Land.

Yeah! I'm so happy! I've always wanted to go here!

Hey!

Hey! Take a good look at this!

Check it out, Beauty!

We're the greatest on trains!

Greatest on trains! Hear that? Greatest on trains!

There's no one who can defeat me atop a train!

Is that supposed to impress me or something?

Anyway, let's go! {added Anyway, l}

What attraction should we see first?

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company have broken into Halekulani's base, Hallelujah Land.

Narrator

-What kinds of traps await them in the greatest theme park of all time?

Narrator

-What will become of Bo

-bobo?

Trash

in

the Trash Can

Greatest on Trains

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, wake up early and go to the waterfront and you'll be hajike

-ing all day!

Your lucky item is a train the color of Heppokomaru's hair!

If you tied, don't play cards outside on a windy day or you may lose your cards.

And if you lost, you may lose your chance this week!

If you meet an alien, make sure to take a picture!

This is Hallelujah Land?

Just you wait, Halekulani!

I'll defeat you at once!

But before all that... {Added all}

Let's ride the roller coaster!

I wanna see the goldfish old man show!

They just wanna have fun!

I'm always a child at heart!

What are you talking about?

Huh? How am I shrinking!? {Flared line}

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

The Hallelujah Land

JAZZ SOUNDRIOT!

We all

turned

into kids




Here come the Pure

-heart Boys!