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01x39 - The Terrible Triplets Versus the Wiggin' Trio!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x39 - The Terrible Triplets Versus the Wiggin' Trio!

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Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{{Three m*rder Brothers}{Middle Child: Megafan}

{Three m*rder Brothers, Eldest Child Haoh}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Down with Halekulani! But more importantly, let's get some money!



Here we have Money Castle, {Added Here we have }

the castle of Halekulani, last of the Four Lords of Margarita!

They say if you throw your change at this castle, {Added They say }

you'll receive a blessing!

Okay everyone, let's make our way to the bus.{Flared line}{Well then, please return to the bus.}

Huh?

Huh?

Narrator

-At the Snack House of Hallelujah Land,

Narrator

-Halekulani's lackey, Garbel the Bloody, stood before Bo

-bobo and company!

He's a scary guy that attacked us with his fingernails!

Narrator

-But seriously, what's with those long nails!?

Nose Hair Wobble

-Wobble Double Secret Technique:

De

-Ten

-nation!!

Damn it all! Who do you take me for?

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique:

Coating!!

Okay, coating

-ish.

Wobble

-Wobble Nose Hair Double Secret Technique: Mobius Wall!!

Narrator

-Meanwhile,

Narrator

-Don Patch and Heppokomaru were at the hero show, fighting with the T

-.

He's hurting the cows too MOOch!

Very clever, Beauty.

Die!

Death Cannon Revolvers

Poultice!

I'll never be beaten by the likes of you!

You small

-fry! You still don't know who I am?

I'm the main character!!!

Here goes! The coup de grace!

}Wobble

-Wobble Nose Hair Double Secret Technique:

Tokoro Nose Hairs!!

Wobble

-Wobble Nose Hair Double Secret Technique:Tokoro Nose Hairs!!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends defeated Garbel the Bloody.

Narrator

-But who should stand before our heroes...

The Three m*rder Brothers

Narrator

-but the Three m*rder Brothers!

Narrator

-With Beauty and Suzu kidnapped, Bo

-bobo was in a dilemma!

Help me!

Narrator

-But just then, who should show up but...

It's Professor Grunty

-grunt!

It's Softon...

Fist of Babylon Secret Technique:

Sunlight Through the Trees in Saint Lucia!

That's amazing!

Impressive.

Now, you foolish fallen angels...

Shall we play the tune of terror?


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

What just happened?

Not so fast! {please split}

Look up here! {Added here}

Beauty! {please split}

Suzu!

When did you...? {Added you}

We have ourselves some precious hostages. {Added We have ourselves some }

Stop it! What do you think you're doing? {Added do you think you're}

Hell's Gum!

It smells!

Hell's Gum is spoiled milk

-flavored.

It stinks!

The stench!

All those on the receiving end of this attack suffer a terrible fate.

In minutes, this smell...

This smell...

What'll happen?

will k*ll them!

k*ll us? Just from the smell? {Added Just fr}

Is that even physically possible? {Added physically}

What!?

Showdown!


Three m*rder Brothers

Hajike Trio!

Who has the better teamwork!?

Three m*rder Brothers Middle Child: Megafan

I'm the middle child of the Three m*rder Brothers: Megafan!

Now, let's see if you can make your way up the Climb High Tower!

You son of a b*tch... You're playing dirty!

Release Beauty and Suzu! {please split}

And if you don't... {Added And i}

What'll you do if I don't?

I'm gonna make him...

Big Brother!

touch this guy!

Big Brother!

Little Brother!

Bro!

L

-Little Brother!{Stutter}

Little Brother!

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

Little Brother!

What the hell were you thinking, b*stard!?

How could you think up something so horrible!?

Everything alright, little brother? {Added Everything alright}

I was so scared...

I'll act flustered so I can appeal to his conscience!

Look, look!

You scared him so much, you broke his mind!

Dumbass!

Just play along, alright?

The wind... The wind stopped...

The wind... The wind stopped...

Then buy a fan!!!

He doesn't have a shred of a conscience!

Alright, leave this to me.

You two go rescue Beauty and Suzu. {Added both}

Got it!

We're counting on you!

Three m*rder Brothers Youngest Child: Beep

I, the youngest, Beep, will defeat you!

For being a pink twirly

-head, he's stronger than he looks!

Fist of Babylon Secret Technique:

Passion of Jamaica

Way to go, Softon!

Yeah!

So we have to jump from plate to plate to get to the top...

Seems so.

What's with this plate? {Added plate}

It's a hot plate!

I'll melt cause I'm tokoroten!

I'm gonna melt, I'm melting!

I'm gonna melt, I'm melting!

T

-This is all... {Added all}

Seaweed!

It's a trap!

Exactly!

We've set up a third of these plates with traps.

Just like this seaweed plate.

How about it? The seaweed's restricting your movements!

Then I'll use this technique...

Seaweed

Seaweed!

What kind of attack is that!?

Don't ask me, you're the one who used it! {Added on the spot}

Fried Tokoroten yen

Three m*rder Brothers Eldest Child Haoh

Fried Tokoroten yen

Release Beauty and Suzu this instant.

You cannot defeat me.

You keep getting on my nerves...

you pink twirly

-head!

I'll kick your pink a*s! {Added pink}

Nazca

Now receive your judgment as the God of Babylon wills!

Trying to scare me, huh?

Nothing happened at all! {Added at all}

You can't stop me when I'm angry!

Take it! {Flared line}

How'd you like them apples?

You pink twirly

-head!

Have you had your fill?

What's going on?

You are in the hands of the God of Babylon.

How though? {Flared line}

I thought I defeated you!

You defeated nothing but the product of your own delusion.

Look carefully.

What?

Love And Peace

Love and Peace!

What in the hell? {Added in }

Did I really think this up?

You were merely dancing on the palm of the God of Babylon.

Now receive your judgment, along with your foolish ideals!

Judgment of Babylon

Perish with your wicked thoughts.

Also, Love and Peace!

What was that attack about? {Added about}

Hey, hey!

I've finished the seaweed miso soup!

Does seaweed not work on this b*stard?

Seaweed...

Just kidding!

Beautiful Nurse Squad

Now receive your judgment, as the God of Nose Hair wills!

T

-This can't be right!{Stutter ?}

You can use the same technique?

Everything but the face is different!

Of course.

He came out of a really weird place!

There's more of them!

This is nothing but your own fantasy.

You are merely dancing on the a*s of some weird thing!

No, those things are doing the dancing!

Judgment of Some Weird Thing

Now perish along with this seaweed!

Next patient, please!

This man's impressive. {Flared line}

You as*h*le! Don't just sell me off like that!

You're awake, b*stard?

Tokoro... {please time}

Ten!

Dammit! I don't have any fingers!

Look who finally decided to show up.

Lost Child

What's with him!?

Don Patch!

Don Patch!

Bo

-bobo! Bo

-bobo!

Bo

-bobo! Bo

-bobo!

Don Patch! Don Patch!

Don Patch! Don Patch!

You piece of sh*t!

But I love you just the way you are!

Same with me!

What kind of soap opera is this?

It stinks...

I really want a bath...

Well in any case, it seems we're all here.

Alright! Let's dial the hajike up to eleven! {Flared line}

Yeah! Let's do it like we always do!

OK!

Go! Don Patch!

How was that?

He's smiling!

But why!? {Added But w}

This is bad, Big Brother!

They're all together!

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

Why are you acting nervous, too?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What the hell's wrong with you? {Flared line}

Secret Technique: Nervous Typhoon

I accidentally used the Secret Technique: Nervous Typhoon!

What kind of dumb attack is that?

But this works for us. {Flared line}

Now they can't go rescue the girls!

Beauty Rescue Squad

There they go! In a hot air balloon, no less!

Now I'll just have to eliminate them all at once!

Little Brother!

Okay, Big Brother! {please split}

Poison Gum set!

Take this!

Brotherly }Secret Technique: Poison Bubble Flower

That's nothing!

It's my turn now!

Saury set!

Secret Technique: Fried Saury }Hour

What? Ugh, that stinks!

Dammit, there's smoke in my eyes!

Are you trying to block my eyesight while you attack me?

But you can't reach me with the Poison Gum in the air...

Ow! Owowowowowow.... {Added Ow}

To think that the wind would lift me this high...

That was a lot of damage taken! {Added taken}

Now we'll have to use that technique!

Yeah!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock, paper, scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Now we'll have to use that technique!

Yeah!

Big Brother!

Little Brother!

Brotherly Secret Technique: {please split}

Healing from Brotherly Love

I can't let you do that! {please split}

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Tickle Attack!

That's real disgusting! {Added real}

And now...

Dengaku Shot!!

Alright! Now just fall to the bottom!

You fool!

We know the positions of all the plates!

This is no problem for us! {Added for us}

What was that?

What's this house doing here? {Added doing here}

And what are those weird handkerchiefs? {Added And w}

Who the hell built a house here!?

They're the yellow nu handkerchiefs of joy!

Was it you?

And on closer inspection, he's kidnapped our big brother! {Added And if I look closer}

Back Strike

Tennosuke!

I never expected less of Big Brother Haoh!

Now that he's here, we can use that secret technique!

Brotherly Secret Technique: Big Brother Cannon!

Our footing!

We destroyed their plate!

Now they'll just fall to the bottom and they're done for!

Fist of Babylon Secret Technique:

Legacy of Mu

You g*dd*mn pink twirly

-head!

Seriously, what the hell is your f*cking problem? {Added Seriously, w}

No matter.

We've destroyed all the plates around them.

Now they can't move upwards.

The hell!?

Don Patch! You climbed up to save us! {Added climbed up}

What the hell are you doing?

I'm the heroine here! {Added here}

Bo

-bobo!

Oh... And there he goes... {Added And t}

Patchmi was so scared!

Patchmi! Patchmi!

Patchmi! Patchmi!

Bo

-bobo!

Don Patch Attack! {timed these line with alpha for jokes!}

Don Patch Attack!

Don Patch Attack!

Don Patch Attack!

Don Patch Attack!

Everything has gone according to plan.

As always.

And now...

For Don Patch!

You sucker! {Added You}

We have the ultimate defense!

Take this!

Brotherly Secret Technique: Beautiful Appeal

Please, stop fighting. {Added now}

How's that? Now you can't attack!

He just attacked anyway!

You b*stard! How dare you harm Beep!

Dumbass!

We have an ultimate defense too!

Secret Technique: Cuteness Guard!

Nah

-la!

You piss me off!

They're too strong!

Now we have no choice but to combine our power!

Here goes! Brotherly Secret Technique:

Brotherly Secret Technique

We'll leave it all to the laser beams!

That's got nothing to do with brothers!

And that's no secret technique, you're using weapons! {Added you're using}

Don't we have any weapons of our own? {Added our own}

We have some scrub

-brush sponges. {please split}

That's not a weapon!

Now that I think about it,

they say that scrub

-brush sponges soaked in water become a weapon that can match a g*n!

No one says that!

Sorry, but I only brought dry scrub

-brush sponges.

Why!?

It's worth a shot.

It's not!

Start throwing! {Flared line}


Those are some tough scrub

-brush sponges!

I'm out of scrub

-brush sponges!

I need to reload! {Added to}

There aren't any more!

We still have a scrub

-brush sponge!

Where? Where is it? You seen it?

Where's the scrub

-brush sponge?

I don't see any scrub

-brush sponges!

Well, where? Where is it?

Here it is!

Oh, you're right. It's a spitting image!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Scrub

-brush Sponge b*mb

Sponge!

Oh, no!

How did he get so high?

Now that it's come to this...

We've got to transfer our power into Big Brother!

OK!

Brotherly Final Secret Technique:

What are they gonna do?

Power Transfer from Little Brothers

Now Big Brother Haoh is unstoppable!

Now become the cornerstone of my conviction.

Bring it on!

I'll defeat you and save Beauty and Suzu!

Narrator

-The Three m*rder Brothers' power just keeps on escalating!

Narrator

-How will Bo

-bobo and company fight them?

Narrator

-Good luck, Bo

-bobo!

Narrator

-Don't lose, Bo

-bobo!

Narrator

-We believe in you, Bo

-bobo!

Narrator

-Probably!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, your brothers or those close to you will save you from trouble!

Your lucky item is miso soup with lots of seaweed!

If you tied, shout "Love and Peace" three times to calm down those around you.

And if you lost, be careful not to step on gum at the top of a tower!

We're finally facing Halekulani.

No! I wanna play more of this roulette!

What are you talking about?

Let's start running towards that golden sunset!

Yes, teacher!

They've charged straight into Money Castle!

What is this place?

There's money waiting for us!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Down with

Halekulani!

But more importantly,

But more importantly,

Let's get some

Let's get some

money!

money!





More importantly, let's fight...