01x44 - The Especially Serious Skirmish in Cyber City

[bunniefuu]

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{The Six Cyber Knights Arrive! You'll see a male ballerina too!}

{Break}

{Break}

Reverse Secret Technique: Party Trick!

Bo

-bobo Wave! {Is he saying Bo

-bobo Wave twice here?}

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

{Invitation to the Abyss!? Aerial Showdown! Bungee Battle Begins!}



Daddy...

Dengaku, nah

-na

-la!

I really owe you one, don't I?

But Daddy would rather have tokoroten than dengaku.

You promised you wouldn't be so picky, nah

-na

-la.

Hey Pops, we'll be takin' back that money we lent you!

P

-Please have mercy...

Then we'll be takin' yer daughter instead!

Daddy!

Denko!

Daddy!

Why would I want her?

Well that was pointless! {Added Well t}

Halekulani! I'll show you...

What's greater than money? It's Ordinary Everyday Life!

Ordinary Everyday Life

That's total bullshit!

How is that greater than money?

You tragic money monger...

Allow me to demonstrate the greatness of ordinary everyday life! {Added Allow me to demonstrate the}

Here we go!

Fist of the Nose Hair Superior Secret Technique: {Added we go}

Wonderful Nose Hair Days!

Wonderful Nose Hair Days!

Wonderful Nose Hair Days!

Days!

Narrator

-With this attack

Narrator

-that proved that a week in ordinary everyday life is greater than money...

What part of is this ordinary? {added even}

Narrator

-The last of the Four Lords of Margarita...

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-the terrifying miser Halekulani,

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-was finally defeated by our hero Bo

-bobo!

If only I had taken that money... Just imagine what I could've done with it...

Narrator

-H

-However...

Narrator

-Heppokomaru had saved those imprisoned in Hallelujah Land,

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-but he was kidnapped by a new foe!

Narrator

-In order to save Heppokomaru, {added In order t}

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company set out to sea.

I lost to the pink twirly ship... The pink twirly ship... The pink twirly ship...

I lost to the pink twirly ship... The pink twirly ship... The pink twirly ship...

I lost to the pink twirly ship... The pink twirly ship... The pink twirly ship...

Narrator

-OK, we hear you already!

Narrator

-Will they be able

Narrator

-to defeat the coast guard blocking their way and make it to Cyber City?

Hondorapoy and Hogehogepo ♪

I will not tolerate any foolishness! {please split}

I will not tolerate any foolishness! {please split}

And that is because...

I'm a torpedo!

Our nemesis showed up now, of all times!

She really came!

She came from the sea, too!

But I don't like her...


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oh, dear. Not another blister.

We have another weird thing on our hands.

Shouldn't be a problem.

Enter

Enter

Six Cyber Knights!

the Six Cyber Knights!

You'll get charmed

by a male ballerina, too.

by a male ballerina, too.


So tell me, have you guys been fooling around again? {Added So, h}

No! We're innocent!

It was them! {please split}

It was them!

They were the ones fooling around!

They're actually scapegoating! {added actually}

Also this guy.

So, care to explain this foolish boat?

Anti

-Foolishness!!

That's theirs, too!

You guys are pretty desperate. I guess you must be really scared.

But that plan will never... {Added I bet that}

Then let's give them their punishment!

Yes, Teacher!

How gullible is that torpedo?

All trespassers will be eliminated!

I will not allow...

Any foolishness!!!

Torpedo! Look up! Look, they're being pretty foolish if you ask me! {added Look, t}

What just happened...? They're strong...

You were far too foolish!

Say your prayers, punks!

You guys really do amaze me. {Added really}

But what's our next move? Our boat broke mid

-fight.

Torpedo!

I spy something dreamy!

She locked on him! Is she gonna attack him or something?

I shall carry you for love!

I can see the city, na

-la.

That must be Cyber City.

Cyber City

Cyber City

Hekkun... We're coming for you.

Miss Torpedo, we'd like to infiltrate as quietly as possible so we don't get noticed.

Leave it all to me, torpedo.

Farewell, torpedo!

That g*dd*mn torpedo... {Added That g}

This is bad. We're sticking out like a sore thumb! {Added sticking out}

There's still time left! Quick, hide yourselves! {Flared line}

Yeah.

You're way too late! {Added way}

And now, today's Aerial Hair Hunt Stadium match

is finally reaching its cl*max!

Only one fool who tried to escape Cyber City remains!

Please spare me! I'll never run away again! {Added Please s}

What is this? All the monitors are showing gruesome videos!

Origami Class

Today, we'll learn how to fold a crane!

I spoke too soon! One of them is showing some weird TV show! {Added weird}

I can't do it!

And you can't even do it? {added even }

We wanna see some anime!{These next two lines are so far the most funnist lines I've ever seen}

That's a pathetic reason to throw a tantrum!

I'm back, people! {Added people}

Man, making a real crane was the best I could do... {please split}

That's actually way more impressive! {added way}

More to the point, what's going on...?

It's a public Hair Hunt.

All those who try to run away, seeking freedom of hair...

are Hair Hunted up there to set an example.

We don't want to see those videos... but they're broadcast day after day all through the city!

Sucks to be you.

That's terrible...

We can't stand this life anymore!

And?

Bo

-bobo, let's go take them out!

Sure. There's a chance Heppokomaru may even be up there. {Added There's a chance}

But how do we get in there? {added in}

Secret Technique: Bo

-bobo Spring!

They're doing that stupid move again!

And they're flying!? {Flared line}

So why couldn't you fly when you tried to save Hekkun!?

Aerial Hair Hunt Stadium

Aerial Hair Hunt Stadium

Spare me! Please, I beg of you! {Flared line}

Come now, don't be a wet blanket.

You'll disappoint those who bet on you.

Anyone will do, just please save me!

Sure, I said anyone, but I didn't expect these weirdos!

Heppokomaru!

We meet again!

Wrong guy! That's someone completely different! {Flared line}

Phoenix Twirl!

Phoenix Twirl!

I take it you must be outsiders? {Flared line}

What's with him?

I am one of the Six Cyber Knights, Pana.

Six Cyber Knights

Pana

I can't have you interrupting my Hair Hunt Game.

Where are Bo

-bobo and the others?

Over there!

Bo

-bobo!

I don't know what brings you here,

but I'll let you join in my Hair Hunt Game.

Take this! Phoenix Twirl!

Are you alright?

He's way too fast! {Added way too}

He's coming back around! {added around}

In that case...

They've started spinning! And I don't have a clue what they're saying!

Spin Attack!

There they go!

White Tiger Twirl

White Tiger Twirl

He blocked Bo

-bobo's attack! This guy's powerful!

I'll have you taste the true terror of the ultimate Hair Hunt Stadium!

He's coming this way, Bo

-bobo!

They've gotten dizzy from all that spinning!

In that case...

Reverse Secret Technique:

Reverse Secret Technique:

Party Trick

Party Trick

Hey! Good job!

You're the star of the party!

What kind of attack is this?

But nobody invited me to the party!

Well, I didn't see that coming.

However...

Reverse Speed Electric Wheel

Reverse Speed Electric Wheel

You can't hope to keep up with my Reverse Speed Electric Wheel! {please split a few times}



What the hell!?

Goal!

Where!?

What was that all about?

Because this race had such a close finish, we will determine the winner by stop

-motion camera.

Stop

-motion Camera

It's a completely different picture!

You've let your guard down! Go! k*lling Rings!

k*lling Rings

k*lling Rings

Friendship Guard!

Friendship Guard!

The usual!

Now you've really done it! This one's for my friends! {from or for?}

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Take my Secret Technique: Bo

-bobo Wave! {Is he saying Bo

-bobo Wave twice here?}

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

Bo

-bobo Wave!

He called it a secret technique but he's just using a g*n!

I'll finish him off with my New Ultimate Attack!

Driving!

New Ultimate Attack:

Driving

Nonononononono...

Phoenix Twirl!

Phoenix Twirl!

This next attack is my ultimate, unparalleled move!

What?

Take this! Mach ...

Degree Cyclone!!

How do you like this indiscriminate attack from all directions?

Dammit! He's moving too fast for me to see!

There is no way to get out of this technique alive!

But I'm the only one actually getting hit each time! {added hit each time}

I can break through this attack without a sweat!

What?

Let's go, you dumb dog!

Secret Technique: Blowfish!!! {I can't remember if it was called Blowfish or if we named it something different from previous episodes}

Blowfish!!!

Blowfish!!!

They're all getting hurt!

They're strong! Could they all be Fist Users? {added all}

Now to finish you off!

n}Fist of the Wobble

-wobble Secret Technique: Tokoroten Press!

Tokoroten Press!!

I found one! I knew there was a Fist User hiding among you! {Added hiding}

No! I'm not! I was faking it the whole time!

Psychoball!

Psychoball


n}What's with that ball?

Tennosuke!

Those who touch the Psychoball will have all the power drained out of them!

It's sucking me up!

That's a funny face.

Manga

No one cares about him!

I'm turning into a skeleton! It'll suck everything out and turn me into a skeleton!

But you don't have a skeleton!

That tokoroten Fist User must've been their strongest fighter.

All that's left is the small fry! This'll be easy!

Those two weirdos are spinning too!

Ballerina Attack!
Ballerina Men

Coming Soon

I really don't wanna see that.

b*stards!

My leg's cramping up!

He's coming back!

This move will cut anything it touches in a second... {I'll have you take my move that cuts apart anything it touches in a second...}

Rising Dragon Twirl!

Rising Dragon Twirl!

Just kidding.

His hand's huge!

Impossible! He's so strong! Who are these guys? {Flared line}

Building Code Violation

Prevention Corps

We are...

The Building Code Violation Prevention Corps!

What the hell? Weren't you just the Strawberry Au Lait Speed Drinking Club?

Here.

Here's your t

-shirt, Beauty.

She put it on!

You can't prevent that!

You can't prevent that!

She ripped it!

She made a comeback at herself, nah

-na

-la!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Just kidding!

Amazing! They're overpowering Pana of the Six Cyber Knights!

They are our only ray of hope! {Added only }

Amazing, squid! Amazing, squid!

Come to think of it, what about Tennosuke?

We're too late!

He's had too much power sucked out by the ball...

And he turned into a sausage!

A jelly sausage? How would that even taste?

My Psychoball is impossible to escape!

You can no longer save that tokoroten of yours!

I got your back, Tennosuke! {added I got your back}

Leave it to me!

You're so cool, Bo

-bobo!

Secret Technique:

Secret Technique:

The Legendary Hustler Shot!

The Legendary Hustler Shot!

What do you think you're doing?

Now I can take you along with me! {added along}

I'll bounce off the sides of the sphere until I hit you!

I couldn't bounce...

That takes care of that nuisance.

What a guy!

I'm not giving in...

Approval Rating

We're being bet on?

This Hair Hunt is essentially a game!

It's a life

-or

-death game where they bet on who will survive!

They're playing with our lives...

So how popular am I in this?

Approval Rating

I'm lower than Beauty!

Why is mine lower than hers?

Oww! Oww! Oww!

I'm strong! I'm so strong! Bet more on me, shitheads!

I'll use this opportunity to make another Psychoball.

Then I'll do it too.
Stupid Ball

I'll make a Stupid Ball!

That's a really stupid ball!

Those who are hit by the Stupid Ball...

will be at the top of their class on their test!

Isn't it supposed to make you stupid?

Purukogi... Purukogi...

Purukogi... Purukogi...

But all your classmates are bears.

Purukogi...

Purukogi

Purukogi

I knew it! It makes you stupid!

Alright! Approval rating is up! {added is}

Now my approval rating's sure to go up now!

Hellbound

I've lost all my popularity!

Quit your stupidity!

Then take this!

Degree Cyclone!!

Dammit! Not this attack again!

Beauty!

Calm down...

Don't rely on your eyes... Use his sound and his aura to pinpoint his location!

Don't rely on your eyes... Use his sound and his aura to pinpoint his location!

There he is!

Heroine

What the hell are you doing?

You can't possibly hope to break through this attack!

I have plenty of ways to break through it!

What?

Secret Technique:

Banana Field!!

He fell for a really cliched joke!

Incredible! He's just playing around with Pana of the Six Cyber Knights!

Just who is new combatant?

I can't say just what he is...

But when he has the choice to do or do not...

He does it.

Approval Rating

Oh! The pink twirly

-head's approval rating's shot up!

Just for that one line?{That's how cool Softon is!}

Approval Rating

Hellbound

Now this is getting good!

Enough of this foolishness! You won't get away with this!

Well then, allow me to use your attack!

You can't do it if you don't have this wheel!

Yes, I can!

It's the Bo

-bobo Car again!

And it powered up!

Degree Typhoon!!

n}Here goes! Bo

-bobo style Degree Typhoon!!

Impossible!

Fool! I can still use the Rising Dragon Twirl!

How's this? Now you can't touch me!

Music Recital!{This where I laughed hysterically}

Music Recital!{Is Don Patch saying something different here?}

Now it's time for the performance! Put all you got into it!

Yes, Teacher!

Flow of the Ganges river! Flow of the Ganges river!

I see that you've completely mastered Beethoven's "Destiny." {Added I see that}

That grating noise was supposed to be Beethoven's Fifth!?

This can't be right!

Incredible! He's far too strong!

Amazing! He just might be able to win!

Way to go, Building Code Violation Prevention Corps!

Amazing, squid! Amazing, squid!

Now I've had enough of this stupid game. {Added That does it, n}

Don't f*ck with me! I'm one of the Six Cyber Knights! There's no way I could lose!

How about taking a good look at yourself? {Flared line}

What? What the hell is this? When did he...

Those are my nose hairs!

Your nose hairs!? {Added Your n}

Since this battle began...

I've been laying out my nose hairs throughout the stadium as I fought!

Dammit! They're not coming off!

I will never forgive anyone like you...

who plays around with human life!

Now to finish you off!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Wait! If you harm me, Lord Giga will...

Nose Hair Spider Hold!!!

The flow of the Ganges... The flow of the Ganges...

He's still performing!

Impossible... He's... a Fist User...

Lord Giga...

The flow of the Ganges... The flow of the Ganges...

Please shut up!{LOL}

That was a rough battle.

Who are you supposed to be?

Now you've gone and done it. {Added gone and}

This fight has been broadcast throughout Cyber City!

The other Cyber Knights will come after you!

You can count on it...

Bo

-bobo!

Perfect. Let's send out a message to Heppokomaru through the TV.

You're right!

}Missing Heppokomaru Age (not really)

n}Heppokomaru! I'll give you back your snacks if you come back!

n}That's not why he's gone!

Heppokomaru! Heppokomaru!

I'll give you your snacks! Your yummy snacks!

I'll give you your snacks! I won't be mad at you, I promise!

Come back, Heppokomaru!

I beg you, call him like a normal person!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo has defeated one of the Six Cyber Knights, Pana!

Narrator

-Can they defeat the other five

Narrator

-and save Heppokomaru?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won,

be a ballerina at a talent show and your approval rating will go up!

Your lucky item is a t

-shirt that matches your friends'!

If you tied,

practice your origami cranes so you can make them nicely.

And if you lost,

don't act too foolishly or there'll be no snacks for you!

What kind of fearsome battle is next?

I'm ready for anything!

Strings on our legs? Could this be...

A bungee jump?

Hooray! Bungee sounds like fun!

No! Of all days to wear a skirt!

I don't think you're wearing one.

Sorry, Patchmi!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Comic Reggae Std StrippedInvitation to

the Abyss!?

AerialShowdown!

Bungee Battle

Bungee Battle

Begins!!

The blood is rushing to my head...