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01x45 - Begin the Bungie Battle! Last One Down Is a Rotten Egg!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x45 - Begin the Bungie Battle! Last One Down Is a Rotten Egg!

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Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Invitation to the Abyss!? Aerial Showdown! Bungee Battle Begins!}

{Break}

{Break}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Teacher Torpe

-be!!

A Hero of Justice from the Darkness!? Enter Torpedo Teacher Torpe

-be!!



CrimeFighter BB} Bungee Time!!

MC

And now for the last question of the Bungee Time Quiz!

This will be a buzzer question with a video!

Once you get the answer, press the buzzer in your hand!

However, please be careful!

If you press too soon or get it wrong, you'll fall straight into the abyss!

Bungee Time!!

MC

Alright, let's get going!

Start the video!

Narrator

-In order to save their kidnapped friend...

Heppokomaru!

Narrator

-Heppokomaru, our heroes came to...

Cyber City!

And the next guy too!

Why me?

Narrator

-Cyber City.

Narrator

-It was there that they fought the first of the Six Cyber Knights, Pana. {added it was there}

Six Cyber Knights




White Tiger Twirl

Narrator

-While Bo

-bobo and company had a hard time against him...

Aero Degree Cyclone!!

Narrator

-they finally defeated Pana!

Nose Hair Spider Hold!!!

Lord Giga...

And now, here's the question!

MC

Question: How do you read this upside

-down? "Bobo

-bo Bo

-bobobo"

How do you read this upside

-down?

Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo!

Correct! And Beauty wins! {added and}

Oh, yeah!

CrimeFighter BB} Bungee Time!!

MC

And now for your prize, Beauty...

I present to you this strawberry soft

-serve ice cream!

Torpedo!

That prize is mine!

It's time for Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo!


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

That guy cracks me up!

I know, right!? He's so lame! {Added right?}

Impossible... My Fist of the Carrot's been defeated?

Well then...

I think it's time to make some creative art! {Added some creative}

There we go.

It's a doll of me!

What the hell is going on?

Comic Reggae Std StrippedInvitation

Invitation to

the Abyss!?

Showdown!

Battle

Battle

Begins!!

Well, that was a flop. Five points.

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Bo

-bobo and company

Narrator

-had just defeated one of the Six Cyber Knights, Pana...

Narrator

-in exchange for Tennosuke's life.

In exchange for Tennosuke's life

No! Still alive over here!

So Heppokomaru isn't here...

Why, you little...

Don't get so c*ck just because you beat Pana.

Those giant monitors just appeared in the sky!

And one of them's a completely ridiculous

-looking monitor!

Who are you?

We are the Six Cyber Knights.

Six Cyber Knights

How convenient that you who disturbed our Hair Hunt turned out to be Fist Users.

Now we're going to hunt your Fists, felons!

This doesn't sound good, Bo

-bobo!

Who's a good boy?

They're not even listening!

These monitors are connected to our Hair Hunt Stadiums.

Now choose your final resting place!

You're cruel!

I say bring it on!

Yakkun got a hole in one into the fly!

You b*stards! Here we come!

Yeah!

But before all that, let's share some natto! {Added all}

As a sign of our new friendship!

They're opening with natto!

We have you now!

Allow me to hunt you!

We're being drawn in!

Y

-You guys!

Now, get over here!

I wanna read rom

-coms!

That's a really ugly robot!

We made it.

They came out of its cheek! That's one messed

-up robot!

What kind of place is this? There's a cave below us!

We're being pulled down!

It's a bungee cord!

Welcome to the Bungee Hair Hunt Stadium!

Who's there?

I am one of the Six Cyber Knights, Sonic.

Six Cyber Knights Sonic

His blood's all gone to his head! In fact, his face is all red!

The pain...

I can't... go on...

I wanna go home...

Preemptive Strike!

Energy Drink

Bottles

How dare you raise your hand against me! {added before starting}

You'll have to answer to my two lackeys now!

Your two lackeys?

Allow me to introduce you!

First up we have...

Super Rabbit!

Super Rabbit

He's not living up to his name!

And he even spelled "super" wrong!

And my second lackey is...

Despair Kid! {leaving the kun in?}

Despair Kid

I don't care if I fall.

What's wrong with you? You can't fall! Have some more hope!

There's nothing good about him!

Whatever the case, these guys are dangerous in a totally different sense of the word!

Now listen... It's a three

-on

-four bungee battle!

And there's nothing but the abyss below us. Once you fall, it's all over.

Let's do this then!

I'll give you a taste of my chain scythe!

He's falling with a really sad face!

Don Patch!

Catch!

You saved me, Bo

-bobo!

And now I move right into...

What?

Secret Technique: Idiot b*mb!!

That's all I need you for.

You son of a b*tch!

Now you've done it! But I can use the cord's recoil...

He sprouted wings!

Take this! k*ller Rocket Attack!

I missed!

You missed by a country mile! {Added country}

That was close shave!

Alright! Let's kick his a*s as he falls!

Back me up here, lackeys! {added here}

They're totally demotivated!

Dammit!

Now, Tennosuke!

OK!

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique: Wrecking Ball b*llet!!!!

He did it!

Nice one!

Dammit...

Wing Cutter!

I'm gonna fall!

It's not cut through! I'm hanging on by a thread! {Added yet}

Now that was close.

But now there's a pair of naughty swallows pecking at it!

Tennie's in trouble again!

Please stop it, swallows! That string is not edible! {Added edible}

Stop it!

They bit down hard on it!

Oh no! I'm falling!

Of course! I must rely on the Nu for help!

Oh, Nu handkerchief... Become a magic carpet and save my life!

Become a magic carpet and save my life!

That's not gonna happen!

Nu handkerchief!

Tennosuke!

Well, that's one down!

How dare you k*ll our friend Tennosuke!

But I'll tell you what, you won't be able to cut our strings so easily!

What?

Because I just switched my rope... {Added Because }

With spaghetti with meat sauce!

This

What the...

Now it's down to just the two of you!

So, what's your next move?


Now it's down to just the two of you!

You're no match for the three of us!

But one of you already fell!

Who cares if I fall...?

Die! Long

-distance Wing Cutter!

Watch out!

I missed!

Now it's my turn!

Take this! Bo

-bobo Cutter!

Bo

-bobo Cutter? I threw that piece of junk out.

Okay...

Then you go instead!

Now you're messing with me!

I'll show you the true terror of the Six Cyber Knights!

Change!

Change complete!

Cyber Cross Jet Form!!!

His armor turned into a rocket!

Alright! I'll transform, too!

You can do that?

Transformation complete!

He transformed into a nugget!

Look out!

Cyber Jet mph Slicing Fist!!!

Bo

-bobo!

That shock sent Bo

-bobo flying towards Super Rabbit!

Boing

Bungee Karate!!!

Super Rabbit's showing off some amazing moves!

Oh! Superb, Super Rabbit! {added superb}

Bo

-bobo!

Yes?

Help Me Mask

He's undamaged!

He's even reading manga!

But you can't move in that position!

It's time to taste the terror of the Bungee Hair Hunt Stadium!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Take this!

Bagworm Defense!!

What?!

Followed by...

Bagworm Laser!!

Laser?

How strange.

Where could they have gotten to? {Flared line}

Amazing! They're overwhelming Sonic!

They're incredible!

Well, I can't see them around here.

You rotten b*stard!

Bo

-bobo! What about Don Patch?

I suppose it's time to call them back.

Wait, you can do that?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Snacktime!

Okay, everybody gather around!

Snacktime

Yeah, no way! This won't bring them back!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

They're back! And they're swimming upwards!?

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Even that weird guy is joining their snacktime!

Snacks!

Snacks!

Um... Didn't you fall down just a minute ago?

I just...

I just want snacks! Is that too much to ask?

What are you guys doing?

Snacks!

Snacks!

Come on! Fight me like men!

OK, snack time's over!

Man, I'm full!

Huh? But I want more!

He fell again! Was it that much of a shock?

That aside, these cookies look pretty expensive!

I'd say about , yen each!

I guess I did splurge a bit... But I had just enough money...

in Tennosuke's wallet.

My life savings!

He's falling like an autumn leaf!

Sonic! Our pointless battle ends now!

I'll show you the essence of the Fist of the Nose Hair!

Just what I wanted to hear!

Here goes!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: You get a red card!!

Red Card? And what's with those annoying motions?

Bo

-bobo Mystery Box!

A weird box just appeared out of thin air!

What's that box for?

Not even I know what will happen to those who enter the Mystery Box.

You'll just have to find out for yourselves!

That's a pretty reckless secret technique!

Winner

Also, that's not even a red card!

Tennosuke fell inside!

There was boiling

-hot ramen inside!

That ramen was so hot, he's on fire!

Damn. He came back.

I get it!

Now that the box is there, at least we can't fall to the abyss! {added at least}

We won't lose Despair Kid now!

He managed to avoid it! {Added somehow}

What do you think you're doing?

If there aren't any cookies, I may as well fall.

Are cookies all you're living for?

Cookies? Hang on, I think there are a few left...

Cookies!

He's coming back! On a surfboard, too!

Oh wait... those aren't cookies...

Just dengaku! {please split}

Eat dengaku, nah

-la!

No thanks.

What was that, nah

-la?

He fell in the box this time! What's gonna happen?

Dreams do come true! Life is beautiful!

Life is beautiful!

He's overflowing with hope!

That's one dangerous box!

Anything really can happen!

That's even more reason not to fall...

It's a wonderful life!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

What kind of box is this? Anything really can happen!

This is dangerous! We can't afford any risks! {Flared line}

This is even more reason not to fall...

But then again, the same goes for them! This battle is going to be good!

Is it just me, or are there are angels floating around us all of a sudden?

Secret Technique: Angel Flight

What's going on? What are you trying to do?

First we trick you with a pretty face, then...

What's going on?

It's a hornet's nest!

But our innocent smiles make you forgive us!

It's just a playful prank by us naughty angels! {is this the UK spelling?}

That's way more than just naughty!

I'm falling!

And the box is below me! What's going to happen now?

Now it's time for you to taste my bungee karate!

Survival of the Fittest!!

This is a grim reminder of the harshness of Mother Nature!

Damn those punks!

Bring it on, assholes!!!

He's more bullish than he's acting!

I have you now! Rocket Attack!

Try and come up here if you can!

Alright, how's this?

What?

Here we go!

Jump out!

Wow, that's annoying! And where's that splash coming from?

Here they come!

Now fall into the box!

Secret Technique: Synchronized Frenzy

Why, you...

This one's for those two guys!

Dammit!

They both fell in the box!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...

He's turned into a ridiculous shape!

Spike Roller of Hell!!!

He's already mastered a new move!

Super Rabbit!

Oh, yeah! Tennosuke also fell in with Don Patch! What happened to him?

There he is!

Ne

He's fighting some kind of weird battle!

That's scary! That box is seriously scary!

But I still have my lackeys!

Go, Super Rabbit!

He's gone back to tame right when he needed him most!

I don't have any decent lackeys!

You finally noticed? A little slow on the uptake there!

Shut up!

Beauty!

Beauty...

He's...

You're...

Don't throw your life away!

Speak for yourself!

It's the Spike Roller of Hell again!

Are you alright, Beauty?

I dunno, are you?

How dare you harm Beauty! Now tastee my special bungee attack!

What? Your special bungee attack?

Here goes!

Here he comes!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: {\fs\c&HCB&\c&H&}Push 'Em Out Bungee!!

That's got nothing to do with bungee!

In fact, it's probably the furthest you can get!

Can't let you do that!

Bo

-bobo! Let's use that technique!

Secret Technique:

-Ton Press of Hell!!

This kind of brutality would put the devil to shame!

Tennosuke!

They're all yours!

This is one strong Ne!

Tennosuke!

I've got my hands full over here!

I can at least take him down with me...

You leave me no choice!

Nu!

Amubosatsu meiekiteikai kuushokuzeshoku shikijinhoren!

What the hell? Tennosuke's playing a bigger part than ever before!

Onkutenmitsu harakaisha...

He sealed them away!

We did it!

Now the Six Cyber Knights are down to four.

Bang!

Narrator

-They're so strong! They've even defeated Sonic! {Added so }

I don't believe it! They defeated two of the invincible Six Cyber Knights!

Way to go!

Narrator

-Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Hey you! Keep walking!

Damn you...

Seriously?

Yeah, totally!

Here we are.

Where are we?

Who are you?

Narrator

-Heppokomaru has been brought before Giga!

Narrator

-What's going to happen to him?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, stand on your head and you'll come up with great ideas!

Your lucky snack is a fresh

-baked chocolate chip cookie!

If you tied, if you want to make peace with someone, tell them how you feel now!

And if you lost, at least remember how to spell "super" right!

Where are we? The Driving School of Hell?

It's filled with lots of cursed cars!

Bo

-bobo's nose hairs have been cursed and they've disappeared!

What should I do? Now I can't get married!

Right, right.

More importantly, somehow we've been surrounded by demons!

Don't worry, Beauty.

I'm sure our teacher will come to our aid.

Teacher?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

A Hero

Teacher Torpe

-be!!

Teacher Torpe

-be!!

Is she coming back?