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01x52 - Gasser's Back! A Whole New Season, Same Old Stench!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x52 - Gasser's Back! A Whole New Season, Same Old Stench!

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Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!


Enemy!!

The New Enemy!!

It is...

The New Enemy!!

The New Enemy!!

It is...

Who?

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Tennosuke

Isn't it Giga?

We just defeated him last week.

You're too foolish!

Who?

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Tennosuke

Don Patch!

Wait, that's me!

Alright, alright.

Who?

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Tennosuke

The new enemy... The answer to that...

The new enemy... The answer to that...

will be revealed in this week's episode of Bo

-bobo!

Well, you're technically right.

Narrator

-At Hallelujah Land, Bo

-bobo and his friends defeated Halekulani,

Margarita Empire


Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina IV


Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina IV

Four Lords of Margarita

Four Lords of Margarita


Battleship


-Poo


-Poo


Halekulani

's money!!

last of the Four Lords of Margarita...

Now that I think about it,

Torpedo Girl

Miss Torpedo joined us, and she's actually OVER of the Four Lords.

{Margarita Empire} {Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina IV} {Four Lords of Margarita} {Halekulani} {OVER} {Purr

-poo} {Battleship}

Narrator

-That's right, she is!




Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina IV



Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina IV


Four Lords of Margarita

Battleship

Battleship


-Poo



-Poo


-Poo


-Poo

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends went to save their kidnapped friend Heppokomaru



-Cyber City


-Giga

-Giga


-Six Cyber Knights



-Six Cyber Knights

-Sonic



-Sonic



-Poet

-Poet

-Carman


-Carman

-Wang Longya


-Wang Longya

{Cyber City} {Giga} {Six Cyber Knights} {J} {Wan Ronga} {Carman} {The Poet} {Sonic} {Pana}

Narrator

-and headed for Cyber City.

Narrator

-It was there

Narrator

-that they challenged the man equal in power to Tsururiina IV,

Narrator

-the greatest warrior of the Hair Hunt, Giga!

What the hell's wrong with this picture?

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends defeated Giga's henchmen, the Six Cyber Knights, one after another,

Cyber City

Cyber City

Giga
Six Cyber Knights

Six Cyber Knights


{Cyber City} {Giga} {Six Cyber Knights} {J} {Wan Ronga} {Carman} {The Poet} {Sonic} {Pana}

Narrator

-and after a long, hard, final battle,

Narrator

-they finally defeated Giga once and for all!

Cyber City

Cyber City


Giga
Six Cyber Knights

Six Cyber Knights




{Cyber City} {Giga} {Six Cyber Knights} {J} {Wan Ronga} {Carman} {The Poet} {Sonic} {Pana}

Hold on.

Didn't the sun get destroyed in that battle?

Then what's that shining in the sky?

Hot, hot...

Hot, hot...

Let's get this sh*t on the road!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

I'm back to normal!

Hekkun!

Thank God you're safe!

That's disgusting!

What wrong with you idiots?

It's stuck on me!

Isn't there anything I can wipe it off with? Um...

Thank you very much, all of you.

What the...? He ignored me!

I'm just glad you're okay.

Thank goodness for that!

How dare you follow Giga and put up with all his evil and demonic deeds!?

Repent this instant!

Just look at me!

I wasn't sucking up to Giga, now was I?

Let's just go.

Huh? Where did Softon go?

Oh, sh*t! I completely forgot all about him!

We wouldn't have defeated Giga...

if Softon hadn't prevented Cyber City's collapse.

That's Softon for you!

Alright! Let's go back to him!

Look! There he is!

They're worshiping him!

And what's with that pose?





-A New Journey

Begins!

What are you two doing here?

Have mercy upon us...

Have mercy upon us...

Mercy? What mercy?

I'm afraid that he cannot leave.

Onion

-man!

If he were to vacate that spot...

The city would collapse once more!

No way! That means Softon has to...

Let's go to the beach!

Cut it out!

We'll make happy memories!

T

-T

-T

-T

-T

-T

-This is real bad!

T

-T

-T

-T

-T

-T

-This is real bad!

July , Sunny.

Summer Vacation started today.

I asked Daddy Softon to take us to the ocean.

Period.

Get away from him, you two!

The fate of a city rests on him!

August , Sunny.

We finally convinced him today!

And we went to the beach.

School starts tomorrow!!

I caved...

He caved in after a whole summer of persuasion!

Now that Softon is gone, the place is starting to collapse!

Can't anyone take Softon's place?

Here's a replacement!

Kii Plum

That's a dried plum!

{Suddenly...}

I don't even care anymore...

That takes care of everything.

But where's Miss Torpedo?

She's rolling right at us really fast!

But why?

Guess who's back!

Oh, Softon...

I'm afraid this is where we must part ways.

For I must go to an anti

-w*r protest

as a representative of weapons.

I see.

That's too bad.

Miss Torpedo!

Please let us see you off!

Thank you, boys.

I'm sure I'll be back.

We'll give you a grand farewell!

Farewell Ritual

What kind of ritual is this?

It's freaky! {please split}

Well, that's it for the exorcism.

Let's go take a rest.

Exorcism!?

Cyber Hotel

I can't go on like this. I can't always be relying on Bo

-bobo to protect me. {Combined line}

I have to start closing the gap while everyone else is resting!

Hey, pick up the pace! The tournament's tomorrow!

Yes, Coach!

I'll master that spike, no matter what!

I won't lose!

I'll never lose!{What's he saying here?}

Margarita Empire

Fourth! Bad news! Bad news!

Fourth! Bad news! Bad news!

Fourth! Bad news! Bad news!

What is it?

Octopascal

The Cold Sleep Chamber that housed your predecessor is now empty!

Tsuru Tsururiina IV

Empty? Have they finally awakened?

The ones who built the Margarita Empire into the greatest and strongest empire of all time...

The Evil Tsururiina III's Generation!

I heard that he subjugated nations with such cruelty...

that he was said to be the devil incarnate!

And now his seal has been broken...

But...

This may work out in our favor.

Because my predecessor's target...

was the remnants of the Hair Kingdom.

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo's new journey had begun!

We shall found...

A great nation...

Hey! Kamakura Shogunate! Kamakura Shogunate! Kamakura Shogunate!

TL Note: First military dictatorship of Japan,

-

! ! Kamakura Shogunate!

TL Note: The pronunciation of "" sounds like "Great Nation"

How can they be so hyper this early in the morning?

Fish stick, fish stick, fish stick!

Fish stick, fish stick, fish stick!

Fish stick, fish stick, fish stick!

Cheers.

All this meaningless energy...

Guess it's the same as ever. {Added Guess n}

I'm home again.

Commemorative Song

Ono

-no

-Imoko!

{TL Note: Ono no Imoko was a Japanese politician during the th and th Centuries}

Kamakura rules!

Ono

-no

-Imoko!

Kamakura rules!

Ono

-no

-Imoko!

Kamakura rules!

Hang on! This noise is actually a song for me?

Enough with the singing!

Just keep quiet for once!

Okay, fine.

Sparkle, sparkle!

Sparkle, sparkle!

Hey, we can't see!

What the hell? That car just crashed into us!

Are you guys okay?

Yeah.

How on earth did that happen!?

Bo

-bobo! Hang in there!

Hooray!

It's a bumper crop!

My precious car...

Who do you think you are?

Hello, I'd like to call a tow truck...

Gorgon

We have reason to believe

that there is a remnant of the Hair Nation among you. Now who is it?

Nihil

Otter

You can't hide from us, otter!

These guys look dangerous.

We can't let them know that Bo

-bobo's a remnant of the Hair Kingdom!

The Hair Kingdom?

And what if there is?

We'll do something real nice to them.

Something nice?

You mean they'll give us ten yen?

Here you go.

Yay!

The Hair Kingdom is too sweet!

Are you guys Hair Hunters?

Yeah.

But we're not like the softies from this era.

We're the strongest Hair Hunters in history...

from years ago!

Hair Kingdom

There.

Now the ten yen is all mine!

What are you trying to do!?

And what do you guys from years ago

Bargain Sale

want with the remnants of the Hair Kingdom?

You'll do something real nice, right?

Just sacrifice them.

What!?

Not give them ten yen?

He looks like a remnant to me, otter!

No! I'm not! You've got it wrong!

Madam

This

I'm one of those fuzzy things that madams put on their outfits!

That's an amazing excuse!

Well, in any case,

You're bound to confess if we put you through some pain.

This is not good!

If we find a remnant of the Hair Kingdom, we'll take him alive.

Those who we deem are not...

will be eliminated!

Here they come!

Get ready!

I'll start with you!

Me again?

This calls for...

Self

-Styled Fist of the Wobble Wobble Secret Technique:

Wriggling Around!

Tennosuke's

felt penLesson of the Day

Simplywriggling around lpha&HFF}does not a Secret Technique make.

does not a Secret Technique make.

I'll take this one, otter!

Loincloth festival!

Loincloth festival!

Oh! You pervert!

If you're a remnant of the Hair Kingdom, you better fess up quick!

I'll... I'll take on the fight! {Flared line}

I'll... I'll take on the fight!

What a lame age this is.

Here he comes!

nFist of Babylon Secret Technique:

Thunder of Luxembourg

He did it!

Looks like some people in this era are still worth their salt.

We can't let these three find out

that Bo

-bobo is a remnant of the Hair Kingdom.

We still don't know their full strength.

It's too dangerous to let them focus their attacks on him.

We should keep them in the dark

and force them to disperse their strength.

OK!

Jubei

You look like you're having fun.

Shaina

Why don't you let us join in?

They've got allies? Since when?

That makes five of them... This is horrible!

That makes five of them... This is horrible!

Looks like you're in for it now.

Oh! We have allies too!

Despair Guy

Super Rabbit

The most useless allies we could ask for!

So what are you up to?

Just treasure hunting.

That woman looks suspicious to me, otter.

Go home!

Let's take her, otter!

Scallop!

Who was that?

I'm a remnant of the Hair Kingdom, scumbags!

Bo

-bobo...

That's the Fist of the Nose Hair...

That's definitely a Hair Kingdom art...

You saved us the trouble of looking for you.

Why did he tell them?

By revealing his identity,

he means to draw their attention away from us

and draw all of the enemy attacks to himself.

He never changes.

But...

I'll back you up, Bo

-bobo!

Mars!

{TL Note: The word for "backup" sounds the same as "Mars"} {If you can think of a better pun, please do.}

Mars!

Sounds fun. We'll take you alive.

I see your legs are shaking, boy.

Don't let him provoke you!

We're after the remnant of the Hair Kingdom!

We're after the scallop!

Fight! {Is he saying something here?}

Let's go!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company had defeated Giga and saved Heppokomaru,

Narrator

-and they have gone back on their journey to defeat the Emperor Tsuru Tsururiina IV,

Narrator

-for the peace and freedom of hair.

! ! Kamakura Shogunate!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends enjoyed a brief moment of peace.

Narrator

-However, no sooner had it begun,

Narrator

-than Hair Hunters from a hundred years ago stood before him! {removed than}

{Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III} {Hair Hunters from Years Ago} {Nihil} {Gorgon} {Otter} {Jubei} {Shaina}


Tsuru Tsururiina III


-Nihil


Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon



Nihil



A New Enemy

Arrives!


-.Death Match

on the

Fist of the Wobble

-wobble Secret Technique:

Tokoroten Train!!

Stop it, you idiot!

We're still in your way!

Charge!

I'm not stopping now!

I couldn't ask for more!

What? Her hair turned into a spider!

Spider's Net!

Spider's Net!!

Yahoo!

You're mine!

{Scales Attack!!}

Scales Attack!!

We're going back to the forest now!

Damn brats!

He got me!

Don Patch! I'm coming to save you!

May!!

Thanks, but I never asked for that!

You damn small fry!

Check. Captured your rook.

What the hell are you playing?

Now's my chance!

It's my chance to use my greatest Secret Technique!

Here goes my Final Secret Technique!

Hot Spring Bananas

Brown

-nosing!

That did it!

A perfect execution!

Stuff it, trash!

That's hot.

That idiot.

Is he trying to burn us along with them?

This looks bad! We have to block off the bridge somehow! {Added somehow}

Right, leave this to me!

What the hell is that?

Set up!

That takes care of it!

Secret Technique:

Extinguisher Attack!!

Pour!

Pour!

Hooray!

Hooray!

It looks like Hell on Earth!

But somehow it put out the fire!

How?

Hooray!

Hooray!

Alright!

Rainclouds, be gone!

Bo

-bobo! I've captured the enemy's otter! What should we do with it?

Good question.

Chona chona chona chona...

The otter is riding off...

Chona chona chona chona...

The wagon is shaking...

The cold front's brought me back!

Bo

-bobo!

You're the one they're after! You better stand back!

Then I guess I'll be the backup this time.

Heppokomaru! It's time to use our power of friendship!

Alright!

Let's show them what our friendship's made of!

Combined Secret Technique: Wobble

Wobble May Jet!!

Wobble!

Wobble!

There it is!

It's their ruthless indiscriminate attack!

This move is intense!

I can tell.

You're more powerful than the others.

I couldn't be any happier to know that there are still warriors worth their salt left in this era.

Have at you!

With the sun reflected in an owl's eye in my left hand...

And the moon sunk in the crimson sea in my right hand...

Draping on the vestments of a fallen angel clad in wings of desire...

I open the door of the silent hellfire!

Babylon!

Jubei!

Impossible!

What just happened?

Go, Tennosuke!

I'm really sorry about this! He just hasn't seen any action in a while!

Washed

-out Teabag Attack!

Washed

-out Teabag Attack!!!

That's a really weird way to fight!

Alright!

Time to take them all out at once!

Here goes my Final Secret Technique:

Raise the bridge.

What the hell are you doing?

We're falling!

Shaina!

I get it alreayd.

Spider's Territory!!!

{Spider's Territory!!!}

That move sure comes in handy.

Look at the others, falling like idiots.

I'm far better at fighting underwater!

I'll take these chumps underwater with me!

Gulp, otter!

Bearkichi and Bearie Congratulations on your Wedding!

Bearkichi!

Our lovely wedding...



Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: {\c&HFF&\c&H&Bear Dance of Rage!!

I'm drowning! I can't swim!

I know I'm an otter, but I can't swim!

Slice 'em up!

Supersonic Nihil Fist!!!

That's a huge attack!

Softon! Grab on to this!

Is this actually tangible?

Die!

Your attacks won't reach us up here!

We'll see about that!

May!

What in the...?!

That's some bizarre combination!

Combined Secret Technique: Babyfart!!!

{Combined Secret Technique: Babyfart}

You two OK?

This can't be happening!

How are they so powerful?

I see your legs are shaking.

You damn brat!

Papylon!

You b*stards!

Enough of this bullshit!



Mama's made... this tasty, tasty...

Mama's made... this tasty, tasty...

lunchbox!

Rice ba*ls go...

outside the lunchbox!

What just happened?

I couldn't see it...

Now then...

How about I show you...

the power of the main character of this anime?

You think you're the main character?

But Bo

-bobo's the main character!

Hair Hunter

Narrator

-Meanwhile...

It's morning!

Narrator

-The evils from a hundred years ago have begun to awaken!

Narrator

-But this is getting crazier and crazier!

Narrator

-What's gonna happen now?

Narrator

-What will happen to Bo

-bobo, the remnant of the Hair Kingdom,

Narrator

-and his friends?

You saved my life...

But why did you save your enemy?

Because you have the same smell as me.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you'll get lots of compliments if you cooperate with your friends!

Your lucky food is a rice ball with a dried plum inside!

If you tied, you may meet someone new on top of a big bridge.

And if you lost, next time you're in a dark woods, make sure you don't bump into any spider webs!

{Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo}

These new foes seem pretty strong!

We have to do some training and power up!

Then I'm going to train in this boutique!

Then I'm going to train in this boutique!

Boutique?

Then I'm going to that supermarket!

Supermarket?

Wait, isn't this a shopping mall?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Let's All Power Up! and The Enemy is our Strongest Ancestors? In two parts!

Let's All Power Up! The New Costume is Yen?

The Enemy is our Evil Ancestors? The Power Up is Useless!!

You can't power up like that!