01x56 - The Ultimate SF Battle! Supreme Fisticuffs or Certain Free-for-All!

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{Topright to Bottomleft}{Bobobo Scope}{Full Color}{Bobobo Theater}{Esu Efu} {A man becomes the best by Hajike

-ing!} {Directed by: Habatake Hiroki, Starring: Ken Bobobo, Patch Tsuruda, Tanago Tokoroten, Heppoko Saburo, Beauty Yoshie, Matsukata Hatenko, Noboru Softon, Dengaku Shoko, Cameo Appearance by Service Mifune}

Hi!

{Rampaging Gadget Area} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Chisuisui} {Star Saber} {Bo

-bobo} {Tennosuke} {Hatenko}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Time to change costumes, sci

-fi style!

Sci

-Fi Change!



{Triple Hunters Secret Technique: SF Change}

Complete!

They're going sci

-fi on us!

If they're gonna go sci

-fi, we'll go sci

-fi right back at them!

Sci

-Fi Change!

Complete!

Huh? Where's everyone else?

Ow, ow, ow, ow...

I messed up my transformation...

I actually lied.

I transformed into the Invisible Man!

What about the others?

Got a problem?

Not at all.

Huh? You haven't changed at all.

Hey!

All you listeners out there! Thanks for tuning in!

That's FM!

Sci

-Fi and FM don't have anything in common but the "F"...

{SF} {FM}

And with that, let's start the show!

We'll start of with a fresh, upbeat song!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-The battle between Tsuru Tsururiina III's generation of Hair Hunters

Narrator

-who have awakened from their

-year slumber, {not sure how to split these lines into two}

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-and Bo

-bobo, remnant of the Hair Kingdom, has been taken to new heights!

Roselily Kikun

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-The stage of the battle is...

n}Maerchentic Amusement Park

Wow! The memories! It's my old A

-block Base!

I'm glad you could make it, Bo

-bobo.

Tsururiina IV!

I've prepared a special stage for your defeat today.

Stage? You mean this amusement park?

Hair Hunt Land MAX

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX!

N

-No way...

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-This is the Rampaging Gadget area of Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX.

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-The rules are a three

-on

-three Triple Hunters death match.

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-From the former Hair Hunters

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-are Former F

-block Captain Ujikin TOKIO,

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-Former K

-block Captain Chisuisui,

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-and Former P

-block Captain Star Saber.

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-Facing them are Bo

-bobo, Hatenko, and Tokoro Tennosuke.



-Ujikin TOKIO Chisuisui Star Saber



-bobo Tennosuke Hatenko

This is for A

-block Base!

Changing Clothes



{\move(

Sci

-Fi Showdown!

Behold!

New Trio!!

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-And so the battle raged on!

Megaton Punch! Megaton Punch! Punch!

Megaton Punch! Megaton Punch! Punch!

Megaton Punch! Megaton Punch! Punch!

It's the Gadget! The Gadget's coming this way!

Let's call a truce for now.

We've gotta change its course!

Guess we got no choice. Let's get this over with!

Oh, crap! Just noticed we're one plate short!

Placeholder!

This'll work like a charm!

Don't mind!

I can't tell if they're on good terms or bad terms...

It rode on a different plate than normal,

and that caused the entire field to explode!

What the hell was that for, you jacket freak!?

My bad.

You're wide open! {please split}

Die!

Vampiric k*lling Arts: Bloodsucking!!

Vampiric k*lling Arts: Bloodsucking!!

{Vampiric k*lling Arts: Bloodsucking!!}

Well?

Drink up, my boy.

You're sick!

{Megaton Punch!!}

Megaton Punch!!

Is that all you got? Then take this!

Dot

-eyed Ponch!!

Dot

-eyed Ponch!!

{Dot

-eyed Ponch!!}

That makes no sense!

Are you alright?

Alright, let's all recover our energy!

Recover their energy?

{Triple Hunters Secret Technique: Vitality from Speed

-Eating!!}

Triple Hunt Secret Technique: Elected OfficeSpeed

-Eating Recovery!!

Well, what you think?

My head hurts...

Oh, my God!

What else did you expect?

It's on! Now it's our turn for a collaboration secret technique!

Listen up, Hatenko!

Tennosuke and I are about to make the ultimate key, so put it to good use!

You can count on me!

Fist of the Wobble

-wobble Secret Technique: Key Change!!

{Fist of the Wobble

-wobble Secret Technique: Key Change!!}

Now, fill me up with power!

Air

He's gonna burst!

{Air}

All that's left is to harden Tennosuke, and it'll be complete!

Here we go!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Coating of Life!

Coating of Life!

{Life Coating}

Please let me have Tenko's hand in marriage!

Father

I won't let you have my daughter.

He hardened!

It's all ready! Use this, Hatenko!

Use it!

Use it!

Fist of the Key Secret Technique...

I can't use this, dammit!{LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!}

Hatenko and Tennosuke's Collaborative Secret Technique: I Can't Use This Dammit!

Collaborative Secret Technique: I Can't Use This Dammit!

That was incredible!

You're the incredible one here, Hekkun...

I give you my blessing.

Cold and Delicious Tokoroten

Thank you, Father!

Then allow me to power us up with my special ability!

Time to change costumes, sci

-fi style!

Sci

-Fi Style? {LOL Sounds like he's saying, "SF Who?"}

Triple Hunt Secret Technique: Futura Sci

-Fi Change!

Triple Hunt Secret Technique: Futura Sci

-Fi Change!

Triple Hunt Secret Technique: Futura Sci

-Fi Change!

Triple Hunt Secret Technique: Futura Sci

-Fi Change!

Sci

-Fi Change!

Triple Hunt Secret Technique: Futura Sci

-Fi Change!

{Triple Hunters Secret Technique: SF Change}

Complete!

The shaved ice became a fortress!?

How could this be?

We're all doomed.

And you guys are supporting characters!?

You fools! This form has tripled our power!

This can't be good.

We'll have to assemble our power, too!

Bo

-bobo! Tokoroten!

Oh, are we filming now?

You b*stards...

Sci

-Fi Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Heavy Smoke!!

{SF Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Heavy Smog!!}

Don't try and pass that off as some weird technique!

It's smoky...

Hey, it's working.

Now! Megaton Punch!

Don't even bother trying.

What!?

I'll pay you back hundredfold!

Fist of the Key Secret Technique:

There's a fly on your head! {Worth capitalising it as a move name?}

It's really nasty being bitten by a fly in winter.

It's real itchy...

Outta my way!

I'm so bored up here...

I shouldn'ta turned into a giant fortress...

Are you stupid or something!?

Ah, hell!

I'm supposed ta be a man

-made fortress!

Fortresses ain't supposed ta think! I gotta stay in character!

But a fortress should be able to join the battle.

Like a fortress...

Like a fortress...

Like a fortress...

Like a fortress...

Y'all are my enemy, fortress! Prepare yerselves, fortress!

That's nothing like a fortress!

And that verbal tic really ticks me off!

Can y'all take a guess...

what kind o' beans my Ujikintoki is made of?

What?

That's an obvious one!

Well lemme tell ya.

They're coffee beans!

{Fist of Summer Secret Technique: Raw Material Machine g*n!!}

Cinnabar Brush}Fist of Summer Secret Technique: Ingredient Machine g*n!!

They're supposed to be Adzuki beans! If they're not, then you're not ujikintoki! {Is it spelt Adzuki?}

I didn't wanna hear the truth...

That's Captain Ujikin TOKIO for you!

Wait, so he's not an ujikintoki?

Now you know the power of ujikintoki!

He's really not an ujikintoki?

Now we'll have to resort to Plan Z.

Plan Z?

It's a difficult plan that requires dedicated teamwork.

Plan Z

The method is all written up in this book.

OK, I'll do it!

Midnight ChalkerStep . Use Tennosuke as bait.

Plan Z

{Step . Use Tennosuke as bait}

{Step . Abandon him.}

{End.}

Midnight ChalkerStep . Abandon him.

Midnight ChalkerEnd.

This is bullshit! {LOL}

You're no match for us in sci

-fi form!

And how is that sci

-fi?

I'll show you what real sci

-fi looks like!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Boei Cinema

Sai Fai.



Bobobo Scope

Full Color



-bobo Theater

A man is at his finest when he Hajikes!



Directed by: Habatake Hiroki Starring: Ken Bobobo Patch Tsuruda Tanago Tokoroten Heppoko Saburo Beauty Yoshie Matsukata Hatenko Noboru Softon Dengaku Shoko Cameo Appearance by Service Mifune

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

How is any part of that costume sci

-fi?

Turns out it is sci

-fi!

Alright! Let's crush the Shaved Ice Team!

Enemy fortress in sight!

They're invadin' me!

Entrance

Captain! I found the entrance!

Since when did I have an entrance?

Alright, men! Let's take over from the inside!

They went inside!

We're being invaded! Prepare the counterattack!

Go for it, my insides!

That was a corny near miss!

There's the fuel storage!

Once we take the adzuki beans, the fortress will fall! {Adzuki?}

Ah, hell! They found it!

Coffee

The adzuki beans are mine!

Those aren't adzuki beans! {adzuki?}

What?

What's going on in there?

Let's finish this off with our Collaboration Secret Technique!

Key Change!

Bo

-bobo! Harden it for me!

Yo, Tennosuke!

I'm the super star that you're a huge fan of!

S

-Super star!?

Super Three Fists Secret Technique: Gelatin Hard Attack!!

{Super Three Fists Secret Technique: Gelatin Hard Attack!!}

Amazing! They're fighting back with some real power!

Their powers are finally as one!

I

-Impossible! We're back to normal!

Your brutish teamwork is nothing to us!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun!

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX.

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

Rampaging Gadget Area

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-A three

-on

-three Triple Hunters battle had begun in the Rampaging Gadget area.

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-Bo

-bobo, Tennosuke, and Hatenko

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-faced off against Ujikin TOKIO, Chisuisui, and Star Saber.



-Ujikin TOKIO Chisuisui Star Saber



-bobo Tennosuke Hatenko

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-Ujikin TOKIO's team attacked in sci

-fi style,

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-but Bo

-bobo and his friends fought back in sci

-fi style in return.

That's as far from sci

-fi as it gets!

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-In the end, Bo

-bobo's team combined their power,

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-and crushed the enemy fortress!

It's all lies...

World Tour!

Love ❤



Wagon!

Let's

take off

on the

Now to finish you off!

I ain't givin' up! I ain't gonna lose!

Is that so?

If I done lose to them...

I'll have ta go back ta those days!

Back when I wouldn't sell!

Hey, wait for me!

Come on, let's swim!

Watch Out for Wild Ujikintoki!! Danger Ujikintoki frequent this ocean

Hey, look at this!

Hey, honey! Wanna taste of me?

Oh no!

I couldn't sell today...

A brood of jellyfish!

I ain't goin' back to those hellish days!

Your past was nothing.

What?

Tennosuke. Tell him about your past.

King of Tragedy

Alright, let me tell you the tale of when I was on sale.

Three years ago, in a certain supermarket...

Buy me!

Buy me!

Somebody buy me!

Dammit!

That Tennosuke's coming out again!

Hey!

sh*t! They saw me!

We told you to stay in there!

You should be grateful we're even giving you space!

Push!

Push!

How tragic...

That reminds me of another story.

Let's see...

I just need tokoroten.

Tokoroten... tokoroten...

Tokoroten... tokoroten...

What the blue hell are you doing!?

And that's not even half of it.

What an unthinkable past...

Hang in there, Captain Ujikin!

Well? How'd you like them apples?

Then I guess I'll just have ta take out yer friends first!

Eat this! DK Cinnabar Shaved Ice of Hell Attack!!

DK CinnabarShaved Ice of Hell Attack!!

And then I'll eat 'em!

Well?

Betcha didn't see that one comin'!

I ain't got no shaved ice to give ya!

You dirty b*stard!

First you challenge me to a three

-on

-three battle, but then you attack my friends, and on top of that...

you eat your own attack yourself! How cowardly of you!

Fine, then! If you like being unpredictable so much...

I'll take you to an unpredictable world!

What the hell?

Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:

{Seven Paranormal Phenomena Travelers!!}

Paranormal Phenomena Traveler!!

Paranormal Phenomena Traveler!!

W

-What is this about?

They're showing scenes from different countries around the world!

You will now experience seven paranormal phenomena!

Your guides will be me and...

Hamchin!

Hamchin

Let's get moving.

What the hell is this!?

Love

Alright! Everyone in the love

-love wagon!

Getting packed, getting packed...

Getting packed, getting packed...

You stay out of this!

Wait! Wait! But I'm the guide!

Wait! Wait! But I'm the guide!

Wait! Wait! But I'm the guide!

First destination is Australia!

We made it!

What the hell am I looking at!?

It's Australia!

Bank of Koala

The Koala Times

Koala Bus

Eucalyptus Station

EucalyDrink

Aussie Ice

This is just your mental image of Australia, ain't it?

Hey, you!

There are no paranormal phenomena around here, mate!

Yer existence itself is a pure paranormal phenomenon! {is it spelt existence?}

What're they pissed fer?

Paranormal Phenomenon :

The Rage of Australia!!

{The Rage of Australia!!}

We're ever so sorry!

Moving on!

The next paranormal phenomenon is...

America 's Smith 's Room!!

America 's Smith 's Room!!

{America's Smith's Room!!}

How is this even a paranormal phenomenon!

Look at that!

There's a smiling face appearing on the wall! I'm scared!

But that's just a stain!

{Disperse the Evil Spirits}

Evil spirits, begone!

Evil spirits, begone!

You talking about us!?

Get out, afro

-man!

Smith, you b*stard!

And all that's left...

is cleaning the wall!

What's goin' on!?

And the third paranormal phenomenon is...

{The New Zealand Cyclone!!}

The New Zealand Cyclone!!

The New Zealand Cyclone!!

Finally a proper one!

Amazing! It's super amazing, Ma!

It really is impressive!

Then please, take a closer look!

That's cruel!

What immense wind pressure!

But looks like we done lucked out!

We git to experience a real cyclone!

You were makin' it?

This isn't the real thing!

Power Up!

What's going on?

Boss battle!

And the fourth...

is a paranormal phenomenon in Japan!

What's this? Nothin's comin' out!

Look over there!

How cute!

Cute!

Mass Outbreak of Schoolgirls!!

Cute!

Cute!

Cute!

Cute!

Cute!

No!

Can I get your email address?

Hey! Where are y'all takin' us?

They're super cute!

Seriously!

Seriously!

You bunch of liars!

And the fifth is in India!

Whaddya know? It actually looks like India.

The fifth paranormal phenomenon is the Curry Robot!

Paranormal Phenomenon Curry Robot: Super

-Spicy Roux Beam!!

Paranormal Phenomenon Curry Robot: Super

-Spicy Roux Beam!!

It burns! It burns on my skin!

Alright, maggots!

You've seen plenty of paranormal phenomena, but this one's the last one!

Let's go! Last one!

The Mysterious Country, Morocco!

Morocco

Is this Morocco?

This is just your imagination, isn't it?

Doesn't it look just like Morocco?

I'll beat you, you as*h*le!

Now let's go see Morocco's paranormal phenomenon!

{Trolley of Morocco!!}

Trolley of Morocco!!

That's just a play on words!

How dare you leave me behind!

Ah! It's Hamchin!

And the seventh is the...

{Paranormal Phenomenon of Tennosuke!!}

Paranormal Phenomenon of Tennosuke!!

Paranormal Phenomenonof Tennosuke!!

It's straight outta a horror movie!

Well? Feel like giving up yet?

Stop bullshitting us!

You have no more paranormal phenomena left!

We've experienced all seven of them!

We survived through 'em all!

Now we'll beat you down!

You fools!

This Secret Technique

has a hidden eighth paranormal phenomenon!

Take this! The extra

-dimensional paranormal phenomenon I'm about to cause!

Bo

-bobo Eruption!!!

Bo

-bobo Eruption!!!

{Bo

-bobo Eruption!!!}

They're back!

Rampaging Gadget Area

TOKIO

Chisuisui

Star Saber

Bo

-bobo

Tennosuke

Hatenko


-bobo

Tennosu

Hatenko

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-Star Saber, Chisuisui, and Ujikin TOKIO are defeated.

Yes!

We cleared this stage!

Now let's just keep at it and crush the former Hair Hunters!

Alright, guys! Let's move out!

Yeah!

The three

-on

-three Triple

-Hunt battles with the Former Hair Hunters...

What kind of foe will stand before Bo

-bobo next?

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-And who, who, and who will fight from Bo

-bobo's team!?

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-I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!

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-I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!

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-I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!

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-I wanna know... but how long's this Bo

-bobo Eruption gonna last?

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-Oh, and...

I'll go with that girl.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, go out with a costume change and you'll have megaton good luck!

Your lucky food is discount tokoroten from the supermarket!

If you tied, when you go by coffee beans, make sure you don't buy adzuki beans by mistake. {adzuki?}

And if you lost, you won't be at your best if you get stiff with nervousness!

The next stage is a water slide?

Don Patch, I have something to confess.

I was the one who stole your slice of cake!

Oh, that was you, Bo

-bobo? How mean!

But why now?

Well, since we're on a water slide, I thought I'd let it be water under the bridge.

Nice one!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

The Water Slide of Hell! and Charge, Love

-love Miss Torpedo! In two parts!

The Water Slide of Hell! The Enemy is a Hot Sunfish and Swimsuit Gals!?

Charge, Love

-love Miss Torpedo! I will Not Allow Any Foolishness!!

It's just an ordinary pun!