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01x61 - United We Stand, Divided We Also Stand, Just Further Apart

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x61 - United We Stand, Divided We Also Stand, Just Further Apart

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Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX} {Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Merry

-go

-round Stage} {Requiem of the b*ttlefield} {Rampaging Gadget Area} {Ice Mecha Ring}

Ultra Service Full

-Throttle!! Behold ❤ this Excessively Beautiful Body!?

Patch Slot Robot!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Gusto Burst!

Mythical Beasts vs Don Patch!! Stay Firm Even With No Data, Goemon!!

Fist of Mythical Beasts Secret Technique: Double Rasho Gate!

{DVD Box}

Mezzotopia Patch.

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Aura of Polygons!


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Beauty Parlor

Good afternoon!

Welcome, Beauty!

So what'll it be today?

Let's see...

This summer

This summer

Afros will be in!

Afros will be in!

This summer, afros will be in!

That's going too far...


Why not show your bad side sometimes?

That's just not me...

Three hours of styling every morning

Three hours of styling every morning

Three hours of styling every morning.

That's a pass.

It's finally here

It's finally here

The Dengakuman Cut

The Dengakuman Cut

Dengakuman Cut, nah

-na

-la!

It's cute, but a little childish for me...

What have you done!?

This summer, "nu" will be in!

But this is a "ne"!

I mixed up "ne" and "nu" again!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

Rampaging Gadget Area

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Ice Mecha Ring

Merry

-Go

-Round Stage
Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends have arrived to the Medal Game stage

Narrator

-of Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX, Life or Death Triple.

Narrator

-There, the former captain of Z

-block,

Narrator

-Elbbub of the Bubbles, threw him into the stage.

What!?

I've sent that girl off to Heaven Area.

Let me back!

Who's there?



There's something really weird in here!

Narrator

-And the stage held an even more fearsome trap.

Beneath this stage,

there are some giant fans. Whoever falls into them...

gets chopped to bits.

No!

I have to put him together again!

Narrator

-Amidst that fearsome battle, both sides called for powerful allies.

I'll join in.

Captain Lambada!

And what have you called me for?

Fist of Soap Secret Technique:

Bubble Change!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique:

Mega Ricesplosion!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Mega Ricesplosion

And now...

Wrap it in seaweed...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Going on a Field Trip!

Elementary School Field Day

In & Out Elementary School

Go Red Team!

That's not a field trip, that's a field day!

Die!

Hajikelist Collaborative Secret Technique:

Hajike Cannon!

nNose Hair

Narrator

-However, at that exact moment...

Tennosuke!

Narrator

-Can Bo

-bobo save his friends who have been separated?

Mr. Serviceman, where are you going?

To a comrade in arms.

Ultra Service

Elected Office\
Full

-Throttle!!


Behold ❤

Behold ❤

Body!?

Narrator

-The six

-on

-six battle

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Elbbub ofxx the Bubbles
Lambada


-bobo


-bobo

Don Patch

Tennosuke
Beauty
Rice

Narrator

-by the Double Triple Hunters rule continues on.

Real World Area

sReal World Area

We don't have any way of telling what's happening in the other areas!

)Heaven Area
Napping

Who could be in there...?

Bo

-bobo...

Hell Area

This is tricky...

I'll just have to use this to break down the walls!

Dengakuman Spoon!



Can you guys keep it down? You'll wake the enemy up!

That's enough! Just be quiet already!

What's all that racket...?

You guys made so much damn noise that I'm wide awake now!

Former D

-block Captain Rem

What's the deal, eh?

But you're asleep! And you're drooling!

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

ofxx the Bubbles


-bobo



-bobo

But she could wake up any second now...

And I can't fight back... What do I do?

Leave the fighting to me.

You're the final ally Bo

-bobo called! Who are you?

This is a nightmare!

True To His Word

There are weird words coming up!
True To His Word

What's this all about?

Service!

Service!

sAction Before Word

I came to find the truth.

It's not here. Go home.

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple
the Bubbles



Lambada


-bobo



-bobo

Don Patch

Tennosuke

Beauty

Rice

Serviceman

God, I beg of you...

Please... please don't let him land in Heaven Area...

Your prayers are answered.

Oh, my God! {HAHAHAHAHA}

Shut the hell up...

Thanks to you b*stards, I can't...

get a wink of sleep!

ZZZZZZZZZZ


What power! Is this even snoring?

Let the battle begin.
ZZZZZZZZZZ

That's amazing! He's dodging them all!

What lightweight movements!

It's excessively beautiful!

And he flew too far away!

Now it's my turn to attack.

Ser...



Vice! Vice! Vice! Vice! Vice!

That's pointless!

No! He blew her up with the air pressure! Phenomenal!

Now time to finish you off!

Ser...

Vice!

A flawless execution.

She's asleep!

In these conditions!?

How regretful...

Bo

-bobo!

Get over here, for more reasons than one!

That was Beauty's voice!

We have to save her!

But how can we get into Heaven Area?

We'll destroy this wall!

Forceful as ever, huh? I do like that. {Shortened line}

Don Patch!

Now to finish you off!

Help me...

Who's there?

The strongest man in the universe, you dumbass!

Bo

-bobo!

Guess that's not gonna happen anytime soon.

That was just your imagination? Stop confusing us!

Heaven Area

The wall's too tough to break through. {It's so hard, breaking it is impossible.}

There must be some way to travel between areas.

We have to get out of here and save Beauty, at any cost!

Don't even bother!

He's one of them!

He's come inside!

Damn, why now? We'll have to crush him!

Patch Slot Robot

Patch Slot

Weird Beauty

Goes to Paris

Weird Beauty

Goes to Paris

What the hell!?

Take this!

I finally found y'all!

Bo

-bobo! Time ta settle the score once 'n fer all!

Former F

-block Captain

TOKIO



-block Captain

TOKIO

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

the Bubbles

Lambada

&Lambada



-bobo


-bobo


&Don Patch

Tennosuke
Beauty

Rice
&Serviceman

TOKIO

What kinda stage is this? Is this here the entrance?

Sure is hard ta get in...

He's come out like the Sapporo winter festival!

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

-bobo

Narrator

-Ujikin TOKIO has fallen.

You three are now my prey.

And I won't let a single one of you get away!

Rice, he's all yours.

That's a tall order.

Don Patch, we're going to find a way out of here!

Bold, aren't you? But I like that about you.

Let's start with the top!

That didn't work...

Don Patch!

You won't get away!

Not until you get past me!

Fist of Rice Secret Technique: Ricesplosion!

Alright!

Now we'll try from below!

Yes, sir!

Heaven

Real World

Fly!!

Gothic Std BOperation Human Bird!!

OK, let's give this a try!

N

-N

-N

-N

-No, that's definitely not gonna work!

Now go!

Oh, hell yeah, I'm flying!

Bo

-bobo, you dumbass! I'll go on ahead to Heaven without you!

Wait, this is Hell...

Now that I've sent the idiot to Hell, time to come up with a real plan.

How pitiful.

n}Another lost lamb for the slaughter.


-block Captain



-block Captain


{Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Elbbub of the Bubbles} {Rem} {Roman Kikou} {Lambada} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tennosuke} {Beauty} {Rice} {Serviceman}

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple
of the Bubbles

the Bubbles
&Rem



-bobo



-bobo

{

Bagworm, bagworm...

Yay! Now I can go to the Heaven Area!

Damn...

I'm running low on sandpaper...

What?

Beauty! I've come to save you!

Bo

-bobo!

What's going on!?

Shut the hell up! Now I'm wide awake thanks to you!

Beauty! Relax and step back!

Bo

-bobo!

Narrator

-Finally, Bo

-bobo has made it to Beauty!

Narrator

-But how will he defeat this fighter with her mysterious techniques?

Vice.

After this break,

is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-In the Medal Game Stage, Bo

-bobo and his friends have been separated.

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple


-bobo

Hell Area

Narrator

-The Hell Area.

Heaven Area

Narrator

-The Heaven Area.

Real World Area

Narrator

-The Real World Area.

Narrator

-Each of these areas is seeing extreme battles.

Narrator

-Meanwhile, outside the battle stage,

Narrator

-the plastic model master Tennosuke had just finished Dengakuman,

Narrator

-but wasn't quite satisfied with the finished product.

This isn't how I imagined it.

No one cares!

Adobe Gothic Std B\move(


Stay Firm



-Even With No Data,
Goemon!!

Now that you have come here, I will bury you!

Prepare yourself!

Ow.

How dare you mock me! Then have at you!



These are gates that will call mythical beasts from another dimension!

All manner of mythical beasts will come to devour you!

Fishing

Then I'll call some beasts of my own. {please time}

How? By fishing?

Hey, can you move a bit?

I can't see!

Oh, this is the real deal!

This is amazing!

See, I'm a bit of a perfectionist.

I

-I accept nothing but perfection.

Got it.

That's a mythical beast!?

Fool!

I have already defeated that tokoroten!

Once someone has fallen from this area,

they are disqualified from this Double Triple

-Hunters battle!

Look closer!

What?

He's...

A different guy!

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple


-bobo


-bobo



No, he's clearly the same guy!

Yeah, I'm the same guy.

He even admits to it!

The mythical beasts are coming!

It's all over for you!

There aren't any decent ones!

They're coming from the second gate!

I have my hopes for this one!

Sorry to keep you waiting.

They're all jelly

-like!

I can't use them!

And they're all attacking me!

Fools! The enemy is right over there!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it right now!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it right now!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it right now!

I'm sorry...

I'll give you your money...

I'll give you your money, okay?

Wow, they're looking at me with super cold eyes!

Come on, cheer up, Goemon.

Who're you calling Goemon!?

Don't get the wrong idea, now.

These mythical beasts are all fierce and atrocious.

Even I have trouble taming them!

Okay, let's play with origami now!

Yay!

And he's taming them like it's nothing!

It can't be... How could that spiked brat...

tame these ferocious mythical beasts?

Yay! Look what I got from him!

He bribed them with stuff?

What could it be?



What the hell is this!? He bribed them with this!?

Then, I, too...

Come over here, mythical beasts! I'll give you candy!

I don't want it, you stupid Goemon!

You called me Goemon, too!?

Lame.

Damn you...

Who the hell is this spiked brat, anyway?

Could he be a kind of mythical beast himself?

I'll expose his true form with the Calligraph BTFist of Mythical Beasts Secret Technique: Data Scope!

Expose his true form!

Scope on!


A relaxing home with a thirty

-seven square meter bedroom.

The best living room for sitting together as a family.

You can see your children's smiles from the kitchen.

Million Yen

What the hell!? Is he some kind of showroom?



Located on prime Shinjuku real estate. Construction begins this Spring.

I'm not living there!

We have no true forms!

What!?

We are always...

just as we are!
Std BJelly

Hey!

You've got some jelly in you!

Really!?

How could this be? I can't get any data on them!

Go!

Go!

What the hell are you doing!?

Idiot! Stop that! That gate is very delicate!

Dammit, it's gonna blow!

See? There are some weird things coming out!



What's with them... On closer look...

There's no Goemon!

Now let's all have fun with equations!

You dumbass!

That equation is far too risky!

There's no five here...

How could this be? Where the hell is Goemon?

I'll go, Brother!

No, you can't! You're one too many!

Dammit... Not now...

Control yourself, emon!

I can't just stand here!

I'm the answer!

So you're Goemon?

What!?

This hurts!

You moron!

So you finally show your true colors, Goemon!

Dammit, it was a trap all along!

I'd guessed you were Goemon from the beginning!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Dammit, what's with this guy?

He tamed those mythical beasts and he exposed my identity...

What's with this brat!?

n

-block Captain

Goemon


nTL Note: Ishikawa Goemon is a popular historical figure who, like Robin Hood, stole from the rich and gave them to the poor.

He actually was Goemon!

I've received the Blood Call Bubble and have answered its call!



-block Captain



-block Captain



I will now begin my mission!

Target sighted!

Energy charging!

I must tame the next Mythical Beast to come out!

Alright, let's go, guys!

Yeah!

Hundred Mythical Beast Night Train!!

Damn you! You won't get away with this, Goe!

This isn't over in the slightest, Goe!

The Fist of Rice is invincible!

You sucker.

I'll show you a Fist one rank above yours!


What was that?

The scenery has turned into polygons!

Even me!

I can turn anything my aura touches into polygons.

There's no defense against this.

I can't move!

Now I'll take... your greatest expression!

Now I'll take... your greatest expression!

AutobahnFist of Polygons Secret Technique:

Autobahn}Texture Hand!

What kind of attack...?

Now begone!

{Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Elbbub of the Bubbles} {Rem} {Roman Kikou} {Lambada} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Kanpyo

-kun} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Mask the Tenzaburo} {Beauty} {Rice} {Serviceman}

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple


-bobo



-bobo


-kun

I will destroy all those who disturb my slumber.

Let's go!

Bring it.



Service!

Service!



Service!



Service!

What are you even doing!?

Service!

And she's sleeping again!











What's with this space!?

Narrator

-Rem sleeps soundly through the ruckus.

Narrator

-Does Bo

-bobo even stand a chance?

Narrator

-And can they defeat the powerful Lambada?

Tune in next time, nah

-la!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, get lots of sleep and you'll have a clear head!

Your lucky food is a Kanpyo sushi roll with lots of seaweed!

If you tied, next time you make a plastic model, put lots of sheets down so you don't stain the floor.

And if you lost, don't fall asleep in front of people, or they'll make fun of your snoring and drooling!

Heaven Area has become a dream world!

My butt!

Don't you dare fall asleep!

If you fall asleep in this world you...

How could you fall asleep at a time...

Never mind that! My butt!

Shut up!

We're trying to sleep here!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

This is the Country of Death, the Country of Dreams! Sleep, Sleep, Rem Rem

Showdown! Rem Sleep World!! All Of You Take a Nap!!

In two parts!

Don't go to sleep!