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01x63 - Our Dream Team Turns Bad Dreams to Bad Guys' Screams

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x63 - Our Dream Team Turns Bad Dreams to Bad Guys' Screams

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{Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX}{Life

-and

-Death Triple}{Merry

-Go

-Round Stage}{Requiem of the b*ttlefield}{Ice Mecha Ring}{Rampaging Gadget Area}

Now, Rem's Past Will Be Revealed! A Touching Story of Tears (^^;)

Ladies and gentlemen... It's show time!

Ladies and gentlemen... It's show time!

Downtown Runaway Young Love Confessions!

Fist of the Nose Hair Emotional Secret Technique:

Romance Feeling Movement!!!

{Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Elbbub of the Bubbles} {Rem} {Ishikawa Goemon} {Lambada} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Kanpyo

-kun} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tennosuke} {Beauty} {Rice} {Serviceman}

{Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX}{Life

-and

-Death Triple}{Merry

-Go

-Round Stage}{Requiem of the b*ttlefield}{Ice Mecha Ring}{Rampaging Gadget Area}

The Mighty Lambada vs the Power of the Black Sun! We'll Get You Back For that Fourfold (^^)

Solar Calendar of Ethiopia!

Hey Hey Aura!

Polygon Crusher!

Black Sun Babylon!

Advent of the Black Flame God of Babylon!!

True Judgment of Babylon!

Melody of J: Great Thanksgiving!

Grandpa and Grandma's Spinning Table!

True Judgment of Babylon!

The Judgment of Babylon who is judging Don Patch who is judging Tennosuke who is judging me!!!!

The Judgment of Babylon who is judging Don Patch who is judging Tennosuke who is judging me!!!! Quadrupled!


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who is the heroine of this anime?

It's Beauty!

Say that again and you'll pay the price!

I'll ask you one more time! Who is the heroine of this anime?

Where's the princess? Where is she?

Grandmother!

My, what big nose hairs you have!

All the better to kick your a*s with!

You can't take away the role of heroine from me!

The wolf is scary! The wolf is super scary!

I wanna marry the princess!

This fairy tale will make girls cry...


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Hair Hunt Land MAX

Gadget Area

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Ice Mecha Ring

Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

n}Dengakuman here, nah

-na

-la!

n}Right now, Bo

-bobo and friends are in the medal game stage, Life

-and

-Death Triple, nah

-la.

Real World Area

Heaven Area

n}This stage is split into three areas: Heaven, Real World, and Hell.

Hell Area

Incidentally, the losers get sent over here.



-Losers

And yes, I'm there, too...

{Life

-and

-Death Triple}{Elbbub of the Bubbles}{Rem}{Ishikawa Goemon}{Lambada}{Ujikin TOKIO}{Kanpyo}{Bo

-bobo}{Don Patch}{Tokoro Tennosuke}{Beauty}{Rice}{Serviceman}

{\fs\pos(,)\t(,,\fscx\fscy)}Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple

of the Bubbles


Rem

Ishikawa Goemon
Lambada
TOKIO
.Kanpyo

Bo

-bobo

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch
Tokoro Tennosuke

Beauty

Rice

Serviceman

Narrator

-In Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX,

Narrator

-in the Life

-and

-Death Triple battle by the Double Triple

-Hunters rule,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo's fight with the former D

-block captain,

Gentle Floral Breeze!

Narrator

-Rem, raged on.

This is the world of dreams.

This is the Fist of Fast Asleep Ultimate Secret Technique:

Fist of the Fast Asleep Ultimate Secret Technique

Rem Sleep World!

And if you fall asleep in this world, you become a Sleep Dweller,

and you will never wake up in the real world again!

What!?

Put him to sleep!

Fist of the Fast Asleep Secret Technique:

Dragon Sleep!!

Wild Lasso Johnny!

So he sent me out anyway!

He's asleep!

Sleep

Rage

Rage!?

Thanks to your attacks,

my rage has been filled to the brim!

That's not possible!

There's no way my attacks wouldn't put you to sleep!

Sleep

Sleep!

Sleep!

Dammit, why won't you just go to sleep!?

Hey.

Don't forget about me.

It's because of that thing!

Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:

Golden Alarm!!

We're back to the real world!

Dammit...

Now it's my turn.

Narrator

-After a harsh battle, Bo

-bobo had defeated Rem's greatest secret technique.

Narrator

-And now, his counterattack of rage is about to begin!

Now,
Rem's Past
Will Be Revealed!
Touching

Story of Tears

Huh?

Come to think of it, wasn't Don Patch trapped in the Hell Area?

I came in through here!



Rem! I will defeat you!

Now it's my turn to guide you through my world of dreams!

Let's go!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Bo

-bobo World Nightmare!
Bo

-bobo World Nightmare!

W

-Where are we? What are you trying to pull?

Bo

-bobo World Nightmare

is a super

-dimensional emotional space of love and romance!

A world where your evil, impure heart will be...

cleansed!

Since when did you guys have evil hearts!? {Flared line}

Prepare yourself!

Right now, the super

-emotional story we're about to tell you

with our souls released...

Will cleanse the evil from your heart!

An emotional story?

Spare me the crap!

That's just plain ridiculous!

Dump Site

Then we'll just have to invoke feelings in that dishonest little princess...

We will give you all our love!

How about a drive?

Eat it.

I don't have anything.

That's not gonna move her!

Yes, it did!

The hell...? Did I just feel for that?

That's not possible!

My heart is hot...

New life is born!

Again!

Why?

I'm having feelings against my will!

Is this what he meant by cleansing my heart?

The passion will continue on!

For your hardened heart...

We'll give you a bunch of portraits of us!

What!?

I'm moved!

Stay back! Don't come near me!

That must've been harsh.

Bet you're tired from all the running.

You wanna go...

for tea?

Dammit! How could I feel for that!?

Chop!

And major leaguer!

Dammit...

I'll destroy this bullshit technique!

Next up we have...

Tom!

Nancy!

Jessica!

Love Confessions!

I can't stop this feeling!

Jessica's gone wild!



You son of a...

Amazing!

It's a combo of Hajike passion!

Alright!

Now it's time to bring you to tears!

Let's go, Parisienne!

What are you doing, Monsieur?

Into the Seine you go!

Je t'aime!

My litmus papers!

I've been collecting these litmus papers all my life!

They're all getting wet!

My litmus papers!

Oh, my poor litmus papers!

This won't work! Surely litmus papers won't invoke any emotion!

The Parisienne's litmus papers...

It actually did!

Alright, good work!

Arms Dealer

Damn you, damn you...

Right then, Rem!

Take a good look into the sky!

Now what!?

Can't you see it?

The blue bird of happiness!

I'm falling over here, dumbass!

I feel it!

N

-N

-N

-N

-No! I'm falling!

Idiot, just keep focusing downward!

You'll be fine! Just keep your focus downward!

Up!?

Now I'm safe!

In this world,

you can invoke emotions any time you want.

Even when you're in a UFO.

by Bo

-bobo.

What!?

Heartfelt first contact with extraterrestrial life.

What an emotional first contact!

How the hell is this emotional!?

I almost bit the big one!

Now it's time for my emotional story!

Let's go!



Would you like your portrait done?

Would you like your portrait done?

Portrait?

Would you do one for me?
Nu

Mr. Nu...

That's not emotional!

They didn't forget me after all!

My appearance should bring about the greatest passion of all!

I'm so emotional I feel like something's gonna happen to me!

I'd better hide from those weirdos for now...

What the...?

What's up with this gloomy atmosphere?

Where am I?

Good day everyone, and welcome...

People Who Dropped Yen Anonymous

to People who Dropped Yen Anonymous.

What!?

Listen to my story, and cheer up.

Today, I dropped yen!

Stop all this now!

I feel hot...

Dammit, I must put them to sleep...

I must put them to sleep!

I must put everyone in the world to sleep!

I... I was...

I... I was...

Father

)}Mother

I was born to two mattresses...

A legitimate child of mattresses!

Hey!

I heard you failed to put anyone to sleep again!

That's so lame for a mattress!

Some mattress you are!

That's why I swore...

That I would become...

The world's greatest mattress, who would put people into a deeper sleep than any mattress!

I will... become the world's greatest mattress...

and put people into a deep sleep!

I will...

Rem!

What is... this?

Bo

-bobo!

So you've shown yourself, Rem's evil soul!

No! It's scary!

Something weird's coming out of her! {please split}

Something's coming out of you guys, too!

Now finally for the number one cl*max scene!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Passion!

Now, it's purifying time!

Fist of the Nose Hair Emotional Secret Technique

Romance Feeling Movement !!

I will not let a fragment of your evil soul remain!

Annihilate!



We're back to the real world!

Rem.

I think there's enough room in the world...

for one mattress that can't put people to sleep.

Even if it means you're useless.

You're the one who's useless here!

Thank you...

Thank you...

How emotional...

That was really different from the normal Bo

-bobo World.

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple



-bobo



-bobo


-kun

Narrator

-Former D

-block Captain Rem

Narrator

-forfeits due to loss of will to fight.

This guy was real weak.

Rice got done in!

Narrator

-No sooner had Rem been reformed,

Narrator

-than their next enemy, Lambada, arrived!

Narrator

-How will Bo

-bobo stand up against a foe

Narrator

-that not even Rice was a match for?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Hunt Land MAX
Rampaging Gadget Area

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Ice Mecha Ring

Merry

-Go

-Round Stage
Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Life

-and

-Death Triple
Life

-and

-Death Triple

Narrator

-In the Double Triple

-Hunters battle in Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX's medal game stage, Life

-and

-Death Triple,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo released Rem from her evil soul

Narrator

-with Bo

-bobo World Nightmare.

Romance Feeling Movement!!!

Thank you...

Thank you...

Narrator

-However...

Narrator

-Before they could even rejoice in their victory...

Narrator

-The Former B

-block Captain Lambada stood before them!

This guy was real weak.

Lambada is holding Rice's face turned into a polygon, nah

-na

-la!

Scary!

Are you saying you defeated Rice, you b*stard?

He was so weak.

I don't believe it!

Rice was one of the top three Prima Donnas in the world...

He didn't stand a chance!

Be careful!

Lambada...

is one of the three most powerful men of Margarita, after Tsuru Tsururiina III and Fishcake!

Not even all the captains of C

-block and under could match him, even all together!

I'll crush you!

I'll finish you all off!

The Mighty

ambada

VS

Power of the Black Sun!

We'll Get You

Back For that

Fourfold



Alright! He's the only one left!

Go, Tennosuke!

No! I really don't wanna!

Then allow me to assist!

Softon!

Softon!

Mr. Pink Twirly

-head!

I will diffuse the reign of time!

Presence!

Succession!

Release

Yield

Succession

Presence

Release! Yield!

I shall become one with space

-time...

Fist of Babylon Secret Technique:


Very nice!

The more, the merrier!

Oh, no!

That's the Aura of Polygons!

Anyone who touches that aura turns into polygons!

Get away!

I'll take it head

-on!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Hey Hey Aura

You guys!

I'm turning into polygons!

I turned into polygons!

Is that what happens? I don't see any difference!

Me, too...

You've got such a low polygon count! Who are you even supposed to be?

So what about Bo

-bobo?

Poly!

Poly!

Poly!

Giant Monster


-)}Polygon

Poly!

Poly!

What's with that monster? I don't think you know what a polygon is, Bo

-bobo!

Looks like there's a stubborn one left.

Autobahn}Aura Expansion!

You've got nowhere to run!

In that case...

We'll just have to go forward! Let's go, Softon!

Yeah!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique:

Polygon Crusher

Evasive maneuvers!

That's...

two down...

I'm escaping by the ground!

That's why I've always wanted that form!

I struck oil!

Hooray! We're rich!

Silence!

Time to finish you off!

Are you alright?

We'll protect you!

With this ultimate sword and shield!

But that's us! That's us!

Et tu, Pink Twirly

-head!

We'll curse you...

Our sword and shield!

He's really strong...

But... I can beat him as I am now!

Now that I have gained the power of the Black Sun!

What? The Black Sun?

You don't mean...

The Secret Technique of the man from Cyber City

That's right!

The guy that did those weird taglines!
I believe his name was Despair Guy

Close!

Close, but not quite him!

It was... um...

It was... um...

J!

Black Sun Babylon

Black Sun Babylon

What am I looking at?

What's going on?

This is the new Fist of Babylon!

Midnight Chalker}The Door of Destiny Has Now Opened

Just like J!

O sorrowful one,

I have come to give you the Black Sun.

What?

You are the only man in this world

who can master the Black Sun.

I was unable to draw out the monumental potential of the Black Sun.

My friend...

I entrust you with the great will of the Black Sun!

These black flames I have inherited...

is the light that shines upon the land of Babylon that wavers between illusion and eternity!

Advent of the Black Flame God of Babylon!!

Advent of the Black Flame God of Babylon!!

Amazing!

He came down!

True Judgment of Babylon

True Judgment of Babylon

Dammit...

You piece of trash!

Autobahn}Aura of Polygons!

What!?

It is useless...

before we, who have the divine protection of the Black Flame God of Babylon.

They all turned J

-like!

Let's go! Collaborative Secret Technique:

Melody of J: Great Thanksgiving!!

Melody of J: Great Thanksgiving!!

J!

Shut up!

WITH REGRET IN MY HEART

I SHALL FALL LIKE A FLOWER

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique:
Meteor Polygons

Meteor Polygons

Meteor Polygons! Skewer them!

That's nothing!

Grandpa and Grandma's Spinning Table

Grandpa and Grandma's Spinning Table

Collaborative Secret Technique:

Make him think we're a grandpa and grandma to drop his guard...

then strike!

This'll work!

It's not gonna work!


Softon...

This is bad...

I can't keep the God of Babylon in the real world for much longer...

Softon!

Use the God of Babylon to judge us three one last time!

What're you talking about, Bo

-bobo?

Don't drag us in there! We'll get done in, too!

I'll judge you!

You pink twirly

-head b*stard!

True Judgment of Babylon

True Judgment of Babylon

This is good.

What's this?

Have you gone crazy now that you know you can't win?

This one's for Rice! Have a taste of our iron fist of rage!

What!?

The Judgment of Babylon who is judging Don Patch who is judging Tennosuke who is judging me!!!!

The Judgment of Babylon who is judging Don Patch who is judging Tennosuke who is judging me!!!!

n}Quadrupled!

No, that doesn't quadruple it!

The God of Babylon disappeared!

Well?

How was my judgment with the power of the Black Flame God of Babylon behind it?

Looks like...

We made ourselves useful...

No.

I didn't really need you.

You b*stard!

I'll defeat you in the most humiliating way possible!

Just you try.

Bo

-bobo...

Narrator

-Lambada received a quadrupled judgment that wasn't quadrupled at all!

Narrator

-As his rage reaches its cl*max,

Narrator

-What kind of hell lies in wait for Bo

-bobo and his friends?





Wow! Amazing!

We got a high score!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you will encounter an emotional story of love and romance!

Your lucky item is a King Nose Hair sax!

If you tied, look up why litmus papers change color.

And if you lost, you'll lose your money if there's a hole in your pants pocket!

We've dealt out so much to him, but he's still not going down!

We'll have to seal his Fist of Polygons.

But how do we do that?

With charms, written oracles, and amulets! I'm going to buy some!

Later!

You're asking the gods!?

What about Don Patch?

I am currently unavailable.

Please leave a message after the beep.

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Get It On with Polygons!! and Retro Game Counterattack (^^)v

Get It On with Polygons!! Dancing and Beauty in High Spirits!?

Retro Game Counterattack (^^)v Playing and Watching are Totally Different!?

In two parts!

Think seriously!