01x64 - Geometry 101: Painful, Perplexing and Pungent Polygons!

[bunniefuu]

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Get It On with Polygons!! Dancing and Beauty in High Spirits!?

{Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Elbbub of the Bubbles} {Rem} {Ishikawa Goemon} {Lambada} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Kanpyo

-kun} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tennosuke} {Beauty} {Rice} {Serviceman}

{Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Elbbub of the Bubbles} {Rem} {Ishikawa Goemon} {Lambada} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Kanpyo

-kun} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tennosuke} {Beauty} {Rice} {Serviceman}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



I will defeat you in the most humiliating way possible!

I'll turn your whole bodies into polygons!

Bo

-bobo...

So...

What's a polygon, anyway?

It's this, right?

I'm trash!

Nope, that's a polyethylene bag!

But do you mean to say you've been fighting him without even knowing what a polygon is?

We're ever so sorry, Miss!

Then allow your teacher to give you an explanation.

A polygon is...

Love!

Miss Torpedo!

It seems you understand now.

That's all wrong!

A polygon is a figure with three or more sides, and they're used in computer games

to portray characters in

-D.

Oh, what realistic tofu!

Not tofu. That's tokoroten.

It's very angular because there aren't many polygons,

so you have to increase the polygon count to draw something more complex.

I get what you mean!

You guys can't do it!

Give us a chance!{Yes, we can!}

We're all done, Miss Torpedo!

That's too handsome!

Very Well Done

Excellent application of knowledge here.

What's this?

Very Well Done

You just pasted a picture on the monitor!

Narrator

-Now that you've learned about polygons,

Narrator

-It's time to start the show!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX}{Life

-and

-Death Triple}{Merry

-Go

-Round Stage}{Requiem of the b*ttlefield}{Ice Mecha Ring}{Rampaging Gadget Area}

Hunt Land MAX

Rampaging Gadget Area

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Ice Mecha Ring


Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Merry

-Go

-Round Stage

Life

-and

-Death Triple
Life

-and

-Death Triple

Narrator

-At the Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX,

Narrator

-the battle between Tsuru Tsururiina III's generation, who have awoken from their hundred

-year slumber,

Narrator

-and the remnant of the Hair Kingdom Bo

-bobo and his friends,

{Life

-and

-Death Triple} {Elbbub of the Bubbles} {Rem} {Ishikawa Goemon} {Lambada} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Kanpyo

-kun} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tennosuke} {Beauty} {Rice} {Serviceman}

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple



-bobo



-bobo


-kun

Narrator

-raged on in a six

-on

-six Double Triple

-Hunters battle.

Narrator

-The only surviving enemy was Lambada.

Narrator

-Just then, Softon rushed to their aid...

True Judgment of Babylon!

This one's for Rice! Have a taste of our iron fist of rage!

The Judgment of Babylon who is judging Don Patch who is judging Tennosuke who is judging me!!!!

The Judgment of Babylon who is judging Don Patch who is judging Tennosuke who is judging me!!!!

Quadrupled!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends have begun the final battle!


Dancing

and Beauty


in High Spirits!?

I will defeat you in the most humiliating way possible!

I'll turn your whole bodies into polygons!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Aura of Polygons!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Aura of Polygons!

{Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Aura of Polygons}

I'll reflect it!

Bring it on!

There it is!

{Holy Mirror Barrier}

The Holy Mirror Barrier!

It didn't work!

My head's turning into polygons!

This calls for...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Dicso Ball of Desperation!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Disco Ball of Desperation

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Disco Ball of Desperation

{Mirror Ball of Desperation}




Fever Until Morning!

Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble!

Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble!

Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble!

Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble!

Ew, gross!

He's been staring at us all night! Is he trying to pick us up?

How annoying!

We just came here to enjoy the dance!

So fat chance, boy!

Oh, but can I have a drink ticket?

I'll keep you company if you buy me a drink...

Night Fever!

Patchmi!

Excuse me, sir! This club has a strict "No Fighting" policy!

Damn you!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique:

Wine Red Juice! {Wine Red or Violet?}

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Wine Red Juice

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Wine Red Juice

It's burning hot! What is this?

That liquid will turn you into polygons once it touches you!

Oh, I can't believe it!

Look at how smooth my skin's become!

That's cause you've turned into polygons!

These mellow ingredients will bring back the shine to your skin.

Eternal beauty is yours.

Why won't you realize that that's not a beauty product!?

Super

-Moist Skin Elbow!

You shitheads!

There's more of them!

Okay, boys! It's time to drink your milk!

That's horselicious!

That's just dumb!

Let's make you a pig!

Now suffer the humiliation of your lifetime!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique:

Texture Face!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Texture Face
Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Texture Face

{Texture Face}

What's happening to my face?

I've changed your face into an ugly pig!

No...

Bo

-bobo!

What the hell!?

This isn't right...

I thought I made him an ugly pig!

But what's with... that face?

But what's with... that face?

Now I believe it's my turn next.

He's drinking coffee!

Fly like a butterfly...

Sting like a bee!

Those moves are too elegant for a pig!

My techniques are supposed to be perfect!

I'll make pigs of you all!

Texture Face!

What in the flying...!?

Now!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Dance of Darkness: First Dance!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Dance of Darkness: First Dance

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Dance of Darkness: First Dance

That's a questionable secret technique!

We're back to normal!

Small

-fry!

Get on your knees and beg for mercy!

I'll show you!

Fist of Polygons Ultimate Secret Technique:

Polygonic Lucifer!

Fist of Polygons Ultimate Secret Technique: Polygonic Lucifer
Fist of Polygons Ultimate Secret Technique: Polygonic Lucifer

{Polygonic Lucifer}

Snacks

We're so sorry.

I never thought I'd have to use this secret technique on the likes of you.

The aura of the Dark Lord Lucifer is pure evil,

and whatever it touches turns into a single polygon.

Now become a flimsy plate! {plate?}

Here he comes!



Please, Angel!

You guys!

That was close.

It sure was a close shave.

Out!

You're the only one left!

Bo

-bobo!

Just the face again!?

Softon! Now's the time to use that secret technique!

Alright!

Beauty, you too!

Collaborative Secret Technique:

Collaborative Secret Technique: }Super

-Dreadnought Face Battledore!

Collaborative Secret Technique: Super

-Dreadnought Face Battledore!

{Collaborative Secret Technique} {Super

-Dreadnought Face Battledore}

That does it!

Look out!

Hey, man, this is real dangerous!

We'd better get on the enemy's side, while we have the chance!

Mr. Lambada!

Little Gift

Special delivery for you!

Oh, and by the way...

Here's a flat

-screen TV...

And a heated table!

It didn't work!

Alright, screw that!

Bo

-bobo!

Traitors!

Now die!

That's it!

Now that we've all become plates, if we join together...

We could make a weapon that will match it!

A weapon you can make from three plates...

We'll have to bet on that!

Combine!

Complete!

Three Plates

Mechanized Destruction Mech Three Plates!

We had just enough!

That's not possible! That's going far beyond three plates!

Narrator

-For the sake of the Earth...

Narrator

-For the sake of the Earth...

Narrator

-For the sake of the Earth...

You maggot!

Saber Buster Cannon!

Saber Buster Cannon
Saber Buster Cannon

Awesome! They did it!

What the hell...?

My ultimate secret technique was defeated!



We're back to normal!

Hey, hey, little shrimp!

Now to finish you off!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Polygon Change!

Fist of Polygons Secret Technique: Polygon Change!

{Fist of Polygons Secret Technique} {Polygon Change}

What!?

I can transform into a replica of anyone I've seen once!

So long as you don't know which one's the real one, you can't attack!

What did you say!?

Die, Don Patch!

It didn't work!?

Did he figure me out?

Then I'll try him!

Bo

-bobo! I'm the real one!

But how?

My transformations are supposed to be perfect!

How can he see through it?

Actually, he didn't see through it.

Narrator

-Lambada has been cornered by Bo

-bobo's hot attacks of friendship.

Narrator

-Finally, finally,

Narrator

-Finally, finally,

Narrator

-will this long battle see its end?

Piece of sh*t!

Let's end this!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple




-bobo



-bobo



-kun

Narrator

-The six

-on

-six Double Triple

-Hunters battle is down to just Lambada.

Fist of Polygons Ultimate Secret Technique: Polygonic Lucifer

Narrator

-Having defeated Lambada's ultimate secret technique, Polygonic Lucifer...

What the hell...?

My ultimate secret technique was defeated!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends are in the lead!

Narrator

-Can they claim victory at the rate they're going?
Retro Game


Counterattack


Playing and

Watching are
Watching are
Totally Different
!?

I've seen through your techniques!

They won't work anymore!

I'll be the judge of that!

I can still turn anything into polygons!

He's been beaten so bad, yet still...

This guy is formidable!!

Well of course.

Among the Third's Generation of Hair Hunters,

he's one of the top three, along with Tsururiina III and Fishcake!

You'd have to be crazy to expect to win!

Bo

-bobo!

Don't worry, Beauty.

I have a plan up my sleeve.

A plan? What kind of plan?

Why don't you show me this plan of yours?

Take this!

I'll turn you all into polygons!

Bo

-bobo!

What!?

What is that texture?

Those aren't polygons!

I've turned unnatural, too!

What in the...?

What's going on?

What is this?



{This? (x)}


Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Retro Game Playing!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique} {Retro Game Playing}

Retro game...

That means an old game, right?

So this is his anti

-polygon plan?

But how?

In retro games...

Polygons don't exist!

Got it!

Today's latest games...

look like this...

But games back in the day...

looked more like this!

The art was all made of pixels.

In other words, everything was pixelated!

Are you for real?! I can't use the Fist of Polygons!

They've sealed his polygons!

Amazing!

Is this TV made of... cardboard?

Is this TV made of... cardboard?

You will now...

experience the good

-old retro games!

I've super shrunk!

First up is action games!

Afro Fight

Let's start!

What's up with these pathetic graphics?

Take this! And this!

You loser! That kind of attack doesn't hurt a bit!

Actual Damage

Hey, wait! Stop!

Actual Damage



A

-up Tennosuke!

Don't need it.

Finish!

Actual Damage

Stage cleared!

Now do you understand the severity of action games?

Damn you all...

And now for a sh**ting game! {i'm tempted to put schmup here}

I'm the pilot!?

Reality

Boss appears.

Really!?

Die already!

Giant Octopus Uppercut!

Giant Octopus Uppercut!

What just happened?

Absurd attacks are the essence of sh**ting games!

Alright!

Now have a taste of our ultimate puzzle game!

Can you match our brain power?

Stupid Puzzle

Two Seconds Later...

He beat us at our own game!

I don't get it!

Our heads weren't made the same.

Softon! Help us out here!

I'm on it!

Babylon.

That's amazing!

And now for a racing game!

Go!

Nose Hair

Racers

Obstacles!

Seriously!?

Reality

You dumbasses...

Don't mess with me!

They came out!

Are they children!?

How was that?

It totally is made of cardboard!

You b*stards!

Autobahn}Fist of Polygons!

Give it up.



Your polygons really did a number on us.

Now it's your turn to endure the humiliation!

Let's go!

The next retro game is a role playing game! {worth changing to RPG here?}

BOINAL

A Princess Appears!

What's with this ridiculous outfit!?

How could I, Lambada, be humiliated like this?

A Princess Appears!



-bobo Appears!

Princess!

g*nman Tennosuke Appears!

{appeared!}

Princess!


{appeared!}

Princess!

Your kingdom is ours!
Princess is assessing the situation

Bo

-bobo

Tennosuke

Don Patch

Bo

-bobo attacks!

Tennosuke uses Psycho g*n!

Don Patch attacks! Critical hit!

Princess was defeated!

Hero Bo

-bobo's Level Goes Up!

g*nman Tennosuke's Level Goes Up!

Mage Don Patch's Level Goes Up!
Mage Don Patch's Level Goes Up!

This RPG doesn't even go easy on the princess! {worth changing to RPG here?}

Next up is a farming simulator!
Oinkton

What's going on!?

Training
Oinkton

The Oink

-Oink Tournament is only a week away!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Now you've done it!

How dare you humiliate me!

Nu

The real humiliation is only beginning!

Offering Game

n}© Project Tennosuke
Start Game



Options


Collection

Back

Bring it to me.

What's this game all about!?

NuOffering Game

Instruction Manual

{Catch the "Nu"}

{falling from the sky}

Narrator

falling from the sky.

{Climb the pyramid}

{and present them}

{to Lord Tennosuke}

Narrator

-Climb the pyramid and present them to Lord Tennosuke.

That sounds boring...

Enough bullshit!

Let's keep going!

Next up...

is a historical dating simulation game!

Heart

-throbbing

Ambition


New Game

Horse = g*n = Infantry =

{g*n = }

{Infantry = }

Summer July

What will you do

What will you do
about your date today,

Sir Lambada?
What will you do
about your date today,

Sir Lambada?

What will you do

about your date today,

Sir Lambada?
What will you do

about your date today,

Sir Lambada?
What will you do

about your date today,

Sir Lambada?

This is all jumbled up!

I suppose it's time for the confession.

You play this game?

But before that...

Military

Domestic
Diplomacy
File

Military

Domestic

Present
Love Letter

Water Siege
Special

Water siege.

What kind of game is this!?

I, Lambada, could never be defeated by such a ridiculous attack!

If only I had my polygons...

If only I could use the Fist of Polygons...

Time to finish you off, Lambada!

Last up,

I'll finish with the super

-latest game!

That settles it!

I can use polygons in the latest games!

Now, bring it on!

The last game...

is this!

Super

-Latest Game

Wait, "Super

-Latest Game" is the game's title!?


-W

-W

-What is this!?

Bo

-bobo Fusion!!
I'll settle this in one minute!!

Tanaka Sword!!


Tanaka Slash!!
Fist of the Eyebrow Hair Forever!!!

Gwaaaaah!!!

Actual Damage

Fist of the Eyebrow Hair Forever!!!



Lambada

Completely Defeated

No way!

They defeated Lambada, one of the top three!

Life

-and

-Death Triple

Life

-and

-Death Triple


-bobo

Bo

-bobo


Don Patch

-kun

We finally did it!

Now the Double Triple

-Hunters battle goes to Team Bo

-bobo!

What about Rice and Serviceman?

N&Ns...

Thank goodness everyone's safe!

Huh? But I can't help but feel we're forgetting someone...

Let's see...

Let's see...

I'm the MVP of this fight!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, an old friend will save you from danger!

Your lucky item is a shiny hand mirror!

If you tied, make sure you can tell between what's real and what's fake.

And if you lost, if you give in to the devil's whispering, you'll live to regret it!

What's with that huge face?

That's the former A

-block Captain, Fishcake!

I'll just eat that fishcake!

Hold it right there!

I'll join in this fight!

Just let it go, Tennosuke!

What did you say?

I'll show you that tokoroten is tastier than fishcake!

No one cares!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Fierce Oden Death Match! and Shock! The Power of the Fishcake Strike!!

In two parts!

Fierce Oden Death Match! Bo

-bobo vs Fishcake!!

Shock! The Power of the Fishcake Strike!! The Dawn of the Fishcake is Near?!

Tokoroten is number one!