01x15 - Episode 15

[bunniefuu]

I'm so proud of you, Mom.

The Distinguished Service Award.

I wish...

I know you would have been
there if you could, Kat.

And that letter you sent
was wonderful.

More precious to me
than that award.

I'll be at the next and every
single award ceremony after.

Best Daughter award goes to you.

Need something?

Oh, isn't this dinner
with the Grands night?

Are you trying to get rid of me?

[scoffs]
Why would I do that?

Would it have something to do
with that table for two?

Anyone I know?

Starting a side hustle
as a psychiatrist/psychic?

Walk in depressed, walk out
with the lottery numbers?

-[laughs]
-Your humor is trying
to mask your desire

to make me disappear,
and, oh, hold on.

It's getting clearer.

You'll have a lovely night.

Funny, Mom. No, I'm just
looking out for you.

We all know
how grandmother feels

-about t*rd.
-[sighs]

-Mm.
-Love you.

Have fun, but not too much fun.

♪ ♪

ASHLEY:
Okay.

-Take it easy.
-Mm.

This is the part
where you get back in bed.

You know I'm all better, right?

I think you want to keep me here
for observation

-'cause you're crazy about me.
-Firefighter Baldwin,

-I am on duty.
-Mm...

-Gonna be my night nurse?
-If you're lucky.

I got a whip-smart girlfriend
and I walk through fires.

Damn right I'm lucky.

-Bed.
-Okay.

-Now, this is what
I call glorious.
-Mm.

Being here with you, relaxing,

enjoying the finer things
in life.

Being able to breathe
and be hopeful.

The future we always dreamed of.

-Mm-hmm.
-[door closes]

Until one of our children or
grandchildren disrupts things.

-Hey, look who's here.
-Hello.

-Hi, you two.
-[both laugh]

Your sister
will be here any minute,

and then we can all sit down
to a lovely family meal.

What is Rowena cooking?
It smells heavenly.

Coq au vin.

-With her famous
apple tart for dessert.
-Mm-hmm.

Oh, I wish I could stay,

but I can't.

Why not?

DANI: I have a bit of business
I need to attend to.

-Business?
-ANITA: Well,

if this is taking you away
from the weekly family meal,

this business
must be earth-shattering.

We're dying to hear.

♪ ♪

My business is mine alone,

and I-I don't want to discuss it

because I'm afraid
of jinxing it.

But enough about me.

Nicole, where are you going
to display your new award?

With all your honors
and statuettes,

you must be running out of room.

This business
you're attending to

wouldn't have anything to do
with Bill and Hayley, would it?

DANI:
They are honeymooning.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Naomi said she caught you
looking at

their photo dumps
on social media.

So that's what we walked in on.

It was nothing, Mother.

And why is she
discussing that with you?

-She's concerned. We all are.
-Well, you don't need to be.

And no, to answer your question,

my business has nothing
to do with the Shamiltons.

Fine. Fine.

If-if you must know,
I am this close

to landing a very hot designer
who shall remain nameless

for Chelsea's fashion show.

All I need to do
to seal the deal

is go out to drinks
and we're golden.

-Well, that's exciting.
-Mm-hmm.

You know the fashion world.
Always something afoot.

Sorry you won't be joining us.

Send Rowena my regards.

There's apple tart for dessert.

I wish I could reschedule,
but I won't say no to leftovers.

-There won't be any.
-[chuckles]

-Good luck with your meeting.
-Thanks, Mom.

-Mm-hmm.
-I will check in tomorrow.

Sissy,
keep polishing those awards.

And when you see Andre
the next time,

tell him he knocked it
out of the park

with that video, right?

That nephew of yours,
he's got a gift.

Got to fly. Love you.

[sighs]

ANDRE:
Hey. Knock, knock.

-Hey, sorry to interrupt.
-ASHLEY: Andre.

-Hey.
-Here to see your aunt?

No, here to see you.

So, I ran into a friend who
works for the Washington Record,

and she heard about
your daring rescue.

-She wants to do
a piece about you.
-That's wonderful.

-That's awful.
-What?

Come on, Derek. It'll be fun.

Yeah, I volunteered
to do the pictures,

for that personal touch.

That is so nice of you.
You have to do this.

I mean, you don't care,
do you, Derek?

No, it really wasn't a big deal,
and I'm out of uniform, so...

No, don't even sweat it.

You know, the whole
Fire Guy of the Month thing

-works for you.
-[Ashley chuckles]

-ANDRE: Smile.
-[camera shutter clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

DANI:
Violating neighborhood rules

with this tackiness?

I would laugh
if it weren't so vulgar.

[sighs]

[gasps]

-Okay. Careful.
-All right. [chuckles]

You got the shot you wanted?

Eh, they can't all be winners.

Hey, this time,
try to think about

the folks who have
a lot more days ahead

because you decided to show up.

-Let me get out of your way.
-Oh, stay.

It's better with you in it.

-It's...
-Is that okay with you?

-The closer the better.
-[laughs]

All right.

-[camera shutter clicks]
-[clears throat]

[indistinct P.A. announcement]

I hate this. Can you tell?

-Not at all. [chuckles]
-Yeah, you look great.

-One more. And...
-[camera shutter clicks]

-Perfection.
-DEREK: Yeah. Glad you got

-what you came for.
-Yeah.

Uh, let me let you
get back to saving lives.

[Ashley chuckles]

Bye, Andre.

-[grunts]
-Ooh. Are you okay?

Do you need more pain meds?

No, it's not that bad.

Maybe if you could just

-rub my head a little?
-Yeah.

Here. Is that better?

[both chuckle]

You are going
to get your picture

and your story in the newspaper?

That was so nice of Andre.

If you say so.

What's that supposed to mean?

[R&B music playing]

-Amor.
-[chuckles]

You look increíble.

Tomas, I didn't know
you were here.

Someone named Eva let me in.

This is very sweet.
Thank you so much.

And please tell me
Eva was on her way out?

-She's not a friend?
-My mother's personal assistant.

She's filling in
until the real deal heals,

but till that happy day,
we're stuck with Evil Eva.

She didn't look
so sinister to me.

Looks can be deceiving.

She's up to something,
I know it.

But my mom thinks
she's some kind

of diamond in the rough.

-Your mother's very trusting.
-Yeah, she's a psychiatrist.

You'd think she'd be able
to see through people, but...

that's my mom for you.

-Seeing the best in the ones
who don't deserve it.
-Hmm.

VERNON:
Mighty quiet over there,
Dr. Richardson.

She must be having
some very deep thoughts.

Let her cook.

Am I the only one
who has doubts about Dani

and this business meeting?

We shouldn't believe her?

Just a few days ago,
she was packing heat

at her ex-husband's wedding.

She says she's moved on,

but then she's stalking them
on social media,

looking at pictures
of Bill's Italian honeymoon.

I guess it was too much to hope

that she had gotten past it
like she said.

After a decades-long marriage
and complete betrayal?

Not likely.

Might still carry
a torch for that man,

but at least
she's not carrying a g*n.

-Amen. Thank God for that.
-Hmm.

A-And how would she start
trouble even if she wanted to?

You know, Bill and Hayley
are thousands of miles away.

There's that, I just...

Calm yourself, Nicole.

We have nothing to worry about.

Dani has learned her lesson.

George. Goodness, you scared

-the life out of me.
-I'm sorry, ma'am.

-I didn't mean to startle you.
-Well, it's good to know

that Fairmont Security
moves with the stealth of a cat.

Uh, yeah.
Well, I was just doing my rounds

and noticed you coming up
the driveway, so...

Yes, I know,
it is late for a visit.

Uh, well, the thing is,
Mr. Hamilton, uh,

and the other Mrs. Hamilton
are on their, uh...

uh, well, vacation.

-George?
-Yes.

You can say the word.

-Honeymoon.
-Gotcha.

Time heals all wounds.

And so much that I am
bringing them a wedding gift.

-You don't say.
-Mm-hmm.

Well, that's mighty generous
of you because I, um...

Uh, well, to be blunt,

I heard about what happened
at the wedding.

You mean when I pulled a g*n
on the bride and groom?

-Yes.
-Not my proudest moment,

but I'm pleased to let you know

that it also was not
as harrowing

as they all made it seem
in the media.

Okay, well, that's-that's good
to know. [chuckles]

There's absolutely
nothing to worry about.

-Hmm.
-George?

You're looking at this box
like I have a g*n inside it.

I am happy to let you know
that I do not.

Okay.
[laughs]

-All right.
-It's a b*mb.

[indistinct P.A. announcement]

♪ ♪

[stifled laugh]

Huh.

Huh...

ASHLEY: Are you ever not
actively flirting?

-No. Not when it comes to you.
-[laughs softly]

ASHLEY: No, I want to know
what you meant.

I said it was so thoughtful
of Andre to get his friend

to write a story about you
in the Washington Record,

and you're like,
"If you say so"?

Did I say that?
I don't remember.

Must have been the concussion,
or all the smoke inhalation.

[coughs]

[knocking on door]

I'm not through with you.
Come in.

Hi. Can I help you
with something?

I'm looking for a young man.

Well, we've got a few.
Any in particular?

Uh, that one.

Uh, well, this one's
actually taken so...

Uh, well,
I don't want to keep him.

I'm Lucille,
and I just want to thank you.

Thank me? For what?

For saving my baby's life.

I bring tidings of great joy.

Something tells me Rowena's
ready to ring the dinner bell.

My nose never lies.

[chuckles] She just took
the rolls out of the oven.

Well, listen,
can't insult the chef

by being late to the table.

-Nicole?
-[sighs]

-I hate to do this, but...
-You're needed at the hospital.

I'm sorry. One of my patients.

Please tell Rowena I apologize.

-I'll save you a piece
of apple tart.
-Mmm.

Thank you. I love you.

Love you more, baby.

-Be careful.
-Always.

[door closes]

Lucky me.

-Starting with dessert.
-[laughs]

I get you all to myself.

There ain't nothing
sweeter than that.

There's more life and love
in you, Mr. Dupree,

than any man half your age.

[chuckles]
Nice to hear it.

Because the way your children
have been behaving lately,

it's-it's draining, Anita.

I mean, all that drama.
And Dani?

-Well, she's your child.
-No... Yours.

Unpredictable is what she is.

A b*mb, did you say?
Did-did you say a b*mb?

[laughs]

The look on your face, George.

Priceless.

You didn't think I was serious,
did you?

I'm not-not gonna lie,

you got me that time,
Ms. Hamilton.

Uh, it's Dupree again.

-Ms. Dupree.
-Ms. Dupree, and I hold

absolutely no lingering feelings

for Bill
or the new Mrs. Hamilton.

-No animosity.
-Okay. [sniffles]

And they have forgiven me
for my stress reaction

at their wedding.

Well, that's really good.

All I want is a fresh start.

And for them to really know
how I feel about their union.

And to give them something
they'll never forget.

Mm. Sounds like steps
in the right direction.

And I want it to be
the first thing that they see

when they get home.

So if you could
just give me the code.

And what code would that be,
Ms. Dupree?

So I could leave it
inside for them,

-safe and secure.
-Oh...

So if I were to give you
that code, I could lose my job.

I would never let that
happen to you.

You mean too much to me.

To Fairmount Crest.

You're much more
than an employee, George.

-I hope you know that.
-[sighs]

After all the time
that you've been with us

and everything
that you've done for us,

you're practically family.

So, a little peace offering
to the happy couple.

-[clears throat]
-And it'll be our little secret.

Please?

[sighs]:
Hmm.

Oh, the little guy
from the fire.

-I remember him.
-Hi.

LUCILLE:
You could hold Pooneil,

but after that
death-defying rescue...

Uh, it really wasn't a big deal.

It was the bravest thing
I'd ever seen.

I-It takes a special kind
of human

to run into a house

when the roof has seconds away
from collapsing.

Uh, wait, I'm sorry,
come again? Seconds?

You knew the roof
was collapsing?

LUCILLE:
Yeah...

This cat means the world to me.

He has seen me through

so many rough times.

To be honest,

when you saved him,
you saved me.

And our hero forever.

DEREK:
Well, just-just...

doing my job, like I said.

Don't mention it.

Bless you.

Bless you. Thank you so much.

I can explain.

Good.

Start.

[sighs]

Andre.
What's got your attention?

Mind if I take a look?

TOMAS:
Something smells delicioso.

Well, I hope you like
coq au vin.

My grandparents' cook
taught me how to make it.

Smells like you were
a good student.

Well, wait till you taste it.

The kitchen in my place
is the size of a postage stamp.

So that's why we're here.
My parents' place.

I see.

And they are joining us?

Nope. They're out for the night,

so we have
the place to ourselves.

Here's to
a wonderful evening, then.

So, what's it like working
for my former Uncle Bill?

Hmm.

I could tell you the truth.

He's a tough attorney who goes
to the wall for his clients.

Or I could say
he's impossible...

-Hmm.
-...hard to please,

works the clerks
to the brink of exhaustion

and that he's heartless

-and unforgiving.
-Mm.

-That's what I want to hear.
-[both chuckle]

They're both Bill.

Different sides of him, I guess.

-He's complicated.
-Mm-mm.

It's cut-and-dry to me.

He's selfish, small-minded
and not to be trusted.

You hate him.

Understatement.

Well, there's at least
one good thing he did recently.

He gave me his blessing.

[scoffs]
For what?

To see you.

You were discussing me with him?

I only told him that we'd met
and that I like you.

Oh. Do you?

Muchísimo.

You trust me, George, don't you?

Known me half my life.

From Dupree to Hamilton
and back again.

You're right.

And my heart went out to you
at that press conference.

That man really did you dirty.

Thanks.

You know,
after everything that you

and your family
have done for me...



But listen,
you didn't hear it from me.

It is our little secret.

You're the best.

-Night, now.
-Night.

[laughs softly]

-[keypad beeping]
-8-3-9-4-2.

Voilà.

[door opens]

Arrivederci, Roma. Hello, U.S.A.

[both chuckle]

[sighs]
Yeah, I'm sorry

we had to cut the honeymoon
short, though, babe.

And that this limousine ride
from Manhattan

is the quickest way
to get us home today.

But I'll make it up to you.
You know that, right?

-Bill.
-Hmm?

I'm the wife of a very
important attorney now,

and I'm far from disappointed.

-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

Despite the long ride?

Yeah.

We're one step closer from
making our new house a home.

-Home sweet home.
-Mm-hmm.

Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

You know, most wives
would be disappointed

by a shortened honeymoon.

Oh. Well, it's not your fault

that when a client needs help,
they call the best.

And I know from experience

how important it is to have
Bill Hamilton's full attention

-on the matter at hand.
-Mm-hmm-hmm.

How did I get this lucky?

A wife who loves law almost
as much as she loves her lawyer.

Mm. You're so incredible.

And just because we're cutting

the Italian part
of the honeymoon short

doesn't mean
we can't continue it

on Marigold Road, babe.

Huh. You know what?

-You're right.
-Mm-hmm.

And I'm looking forward to that.

Mm. And that gives us
even more time

to make that beautiful house
into your dream come true, Bill.

Mm.

[beeping]

-[beeps]
-Hmm.

Should have changed
your password, Bill.

Old dog, new tricks.

[whistling "Bridal Chorus"]

What's the big secret?

Use the wrong f-stop,
forget to...

-[scoffs]
-...take off the lens cap?

Uh... um...

I-If you must know...

[gasps]

Andre.

ANDRE: Yeah, I wanted
to surprise you with it.

-Do you like it?
-You know I want
that framed, right?

[laughs softly]

ANDRE:
Now don't fall in love
with this one.

I got a whole photo album
full of all the photos

from the gala.

This one I want for my office,

the other ones you can
send along

to coordinate with Eva
for a drop-off.

The new assistant.

You know, she's a...
a promising young lady.

Don't make promises
you can't keep.

And keep your hands off
Ms. Thomas, please.

She is sweet, smart
and indispensable.

And what? I'm the Big Bad Wolf?

We don't need any more
broken hearts.

Gotcha.

And for the record, um,
Eva's just a friend.

My real interest lies...

...elsewhere.

Did your chief
give you clearance to run

into that building when the roof
was about to collapse?

If I wait for approval,
someone could die.

That someone
could be you, Derek.

What if you'd been k*lled?

-I wasn't.
-Why would you risk it?

That's the job.

I put out fires, I rescue lives.

People and, if it works
out that way, animals.

You know that.
W-Why are you acting like this?

It's not like you
to take crazy chances.

Something's eating at you.
I can tell.

You're weird.

[scoffs] Oh, is that
your medical diagnosis?

I-I've got terminal weirdness?

Something's off with you.

If I need a shrink,
I'll call Dr. Nicole.

Just be my girl.

Nothing's wrong.

I was doing my job
and I love what I do.

Same way you feel about nursing.

I'm careful, Ashley.

You still haven't answered
my question

about that thing you said
when I said

what Andre did was nice
and you said, "If you say so."

What did that mean?

-[phone buzzes]
-[sighs]

This is Ashley.

Yeah, be right there.

That thing I said was nothing.

Get back to the job
you love so much.

Get some rest.

-I'll check on you later.
-Okay.

So, what'd you think?

You make a mean coq au vin.

I-I actually have
a confession to make.

-Should I worry?
-I didn't make the dinner.

My parents cooked it.

[chuckles] I was worried it was
gonna be something serious.

-Like what?
-Yo no sé.

"Tomas, you don't hate
Bill Hamilton,

so I poisoned the chicken."

[laughs]

"Tomas, I'm being transferred
to Los Angeles,

and this is the last time
you'll see me."

Oh, so, you're worried
this might be

our first and last date?

Wait, are you saying
this is a date?

Almost.

Well, we had dinner and drinks,

good conversation
and a hint of chemistry.

Hmm.

What's missing?

Well, for this to truly
be a well-rounded date,

it has to end with a kiss.

Mm-hmm. Why do we have
to wait until the end?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

You look like you're
thinking about something.

I was just wondering,
if your kitchen

is the size of a stamp,
how big is your bed?

Mm. You'd be surprised.

I like surprises.

Not tonight.

Meaning we'll have a next time?

I think your chances
of date number two

are very, very good.

But maybe after
another confession.

Let's hear it.

I've never, um...

-you know...
-Cooked?

That's no big deal.

Look, you're not
making this easy.

No, this is fun.

You've never...
dated an attorney?

Oh, I've dated a couple.

But fully dressed,

w-with no briefs of any kind.

[chuckles]
That's a good one. No briefs?

You mean you've never...

Never ever?

[laughs softly]

Huh.

Does this other interest
have a name?

I think you have
the wrong idea about me,

-and the depths of my heart.
-[laughs]

A lothario with a heart of gold?

Good luck with that.

Get me those proofs.

I'm on it.

If it isn't Mr. Van Der Zee.

-Ah, she knows
her photographers.
-Mm-hmm.

Hey, you think I could
get a look at that video you did

for Dr. Richardson
and your Uncle Ted

for her award ceremony?

-So you heard about that?
-Well, Dr. Nicole's

got a lot of fans around here.

She's always so quiet
about the good that she does.

We love seeing her
get the recognition.

Yeah, yeah-- um,
I got it in my phone

if you have a second.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Uh, yeah, I think
I could spare a minute.

-Sure.
-Okay.

Let's see. Which one...

-I think that's yours.
-Oh. [chuckles]

-There you go, babe.
-Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

So, what was your favorite part?

-Of the honeymoon?
-Mm-hmm.

Well, I did enjoy waking up
in that hotel

overlooking the Spanish Steps
with our own private terrazza.

-Ooh, listen to you.
-Mm.

Oh, and what was the name
of that church with the artwork?

Oh...

[chuckles] You gonna have
to narrow that down, babe.

The one with
the scary mask outside?

Scary? Oh, um...

-El Bocca della Verità.
-Yes.

The Mouth of Truth
in Santa Maria,

where you didn't want
to put your hand in its mouth.

[laughs]
I was scared.

-What if he'd
bitten my hand off?
-[laughs] Mm-mm. Mm.

Legend says you can only get
your hand chomped off

-if you tell a lie while
your hand is in its mouth.
-Mm.

Or if you're just
generally shady,

but you're the truest,
most honest person I know, so...

Mm. Well, I guess I just don't
like taking chances.

-[both chuckle]
-Now, I have clients
who have difficulty

extricating themselves,
but you, Hayley Hamilton?

Mm-mm. Never.

-Mmm.
-Well, what was
your favorite part?

Aside from being alone with you?

-Mm-hmm.
-Cashing in on that promise

you made on our wedding night.

-Bill Hamilton.
-Girl.

Ooh. Where'd you learn
to do that?

Oh, something I read, you know,
but never got a chance to try.

-Mm.
-Did you enjoy your experience?

Mm-hmm, and I can't wait
to get home

-so I can experience it again.
-Oh.

Well, why wait?

Isn't there a limousine version
of the Mile High Club?

Hayley.

Oh, another new adventure?

But you said you don't
take chances.

Oh, something's telling me
that this will be worth it.

Hmm.

I know you can't see through
that screen up there,

but, um, is it soundproof?

We'll keep it down.

-Oh, okay.
-Mm-hmm.

-Mm.
-Yes.

[laughs]

[both moaning]

The 1992 Chateau de la Colere
Cabernet Sauvignon.

Bill and I had a bottle of you
at our wedding, too.

The effort and energy
he put into acquiring you...

Not to mention the expense.

Chased you halfway
around the world.

Same way he did with me
all those years ago.

Relentless.

Even had you delivered to our
new home via special messenger.

I always thought I'd open you
after he won

a landmark case or...

on our 50th anniversary.

But now I say,
why wait to celebrate?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Not bad, '92.

Not bad at all.

-Mmm.
-[doorbell rings]

I wonder who could be
at the door at this hour.

One of your kids
lost their keys?

Or it's one of their kids.

Ms. Rowena let me in.

-Come on in, George.
-Sorry to disturb you so late.

ANITA:
Is everything all right?

Uh, yes,
I was just doing my rounds

and I noticed that the latch
on your back gate was broken.

-Now, I can fix it myself
or I could...
-No,

I'll call the handyman
in the morning.

-Okay.
-Could I interest you
in some dessert?

Mmm, I wish I could, but
I'm trying to watch my figure.

-[chuckles]
-Oh, we have plenty.

Nicole was called
to the hospital

and Dani had
an important business meeting.

You mean
Miss Used-to-be-Hamilton?

But I just, uh...

-Okay...
-But what, George?

-You've never?
-Never ever.

-You're a virgin?
-Yep.

Wow. I mean, you're so...

You seem so...

-Looks can be deceiving.
-[laughs softly]

-So I've heard.
-[chuckles]

That's incredible.

I'm not like a unicorn
or anything.

May I ask follow-up questions?

I'll decide when you've
crossed the line. sh**t.

Is this for religious reasons?

Not really.

Medical? Saving yourself
for marriage?

Right guy at the right time.
I just haven't met him yet.

You have high standards.

Well, when I meet the guy

who's worthy of getting to know
me in that way, I'll know.

No rush.

But, um...

Some guys, when they hear that,
they don't know how to act.

So, how about you, Tomas?
Disappointed?

I've had a wonderful night
with a rare and inspiring woman.

How could I possibly
be disappointed?

Oh, good, you're still awake.

Hey. Everything okay?

Derek, I have something
I need to tell you.

Okay.

I'm in love with Andre.

-You're what?
-I'm so sorry

I have to tell you like this,

but I just couldn't
keep it a secret anymore.

You're serious?

Yeah. She said she wanted
to break the news

before we took it
to the next level.

Got a great girl. Well, had.

Wait a second.
Ash, baby, talk to me.

We're moving in together.

Yeah, we're gonna adopt a cat.

Andre picked the name.

Yeah. We're gonna
call him Derek.

-Isn't that the cutest thing?
-[chuckles]

-ANDRE: No, you are.
-ASHLEY: No, you are.

-You are.
-[chuckles]

[gasps]

[panting]

Oh, my gosh, Andre, this video
is incredible. It's amazing.

You're amazing.

Andre.

-Were you about to kiss me?
-[scoffs] Uh...

Do you have something
to tell us about Dani, George?

George?

Uh, well, I was, um...

[stammers] Well, no,
I was just surprised

that she had a meeting
at this hour.

It's getting late, that's all.

Well, it's a part of our
unofficial family motto.

We can rest in the afterlife.

[all laugh]

Are you sure I can't
offer you some dessert?

Uh, I would love to,
but work calls, so...

-Always good to see you, George.
-Thank you.

And thank you for keeping
Fairmont Crest safe.

You know, my beautiful 1992...

I don't know
which one to blame more.

My ex.

Or the viper.

[gasps]
I have the perfect solution.

They can both share.

[sighs]

Mrs. Hamilton
is full of surprises.

Mm, well, you've had your share
of run-of-the-mill vanilla.

It's nothing wrong
with a little rocky road

-to keep you on your toes.
-[both laugh]

-And we're just getting started.
-Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

[stammers] I think we're almost,

what, more than halfway there,
I think.

You know, I know we were
only gone for a few days,

and I loved our honeymoon,
but...

There's no place like home.

-Mm, yes.
-[both laugh]

I'm so ready. [sighs]

DANI:
Ugh!

Well done,
Chateau de la Colere.

[laughs] Oh.

[laughs]

It's gonna be
a million-dollar hangover,

but it was worth it.

You're too good
for Bill Hamilton.

And frankly, so was I.

Let's drink to us.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, God.

[sighs]

Just a little disco nap.

Mmm.

Yeah.

[sighs]

[moans]

That wasn't my idea.
I literally...

Save it for someone
who doesn't know what you are.

I don't want anything
that belongs to you.

[scoffs] Please.

Just my life
and everything in it.

So what is it this time?

-It's Ashley.
-Andre.

I don't typically go for girls
who already are attached.

Where does that come from?

I can't do this.

We weren't meant to be together.

We should call this thing off.

You need to let that go.

Would you care to explain why

you're trying to tell me
what to do?

You want me to sue
my father's firm?

You think you have that in you?

I want this so bad,
I could taste it.

Don't try me again, Dani.

You don't want to see
what happens when you do.