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04x08 - How Zeke Got Religion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Love, Death & Robots". Aired: March 15, 2019 – present.*
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The series is a re-imagining of Fincher and Miller's long in-development reboot of the 1981 animated science fiction film Heavy Metal.

04x08 - How Zeke Got Religion

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[opening theme music playing]

[electronic chirp]

[electronic warbling]

- [dramatic music playing]
- [radio squawks]

- [man on radio] Crew report. Navigator.
- Check.

- [man on radio] Bombs.
- Check.

- Waist gunners.
- [man 2 and 3] Check.

- Radio.
- [man 4] Check.

Ball turret gunner.

[man 5] Check.

[praying in Gaelic]

- Amen.
- [man on radio] Tail gunner.

[man 6] Check.

- Top turret gunner.
- [man 7] Check.

[man on radio] It's just us, boys.
Stay alert.


[music crescendos, stops]

[plane engines roaring]

[man] Tell you when I got scared.

It was when
they gave us the chocolate bars.


And the extra smokes.

- And a John Wayne movie in the mess.
- [knife blade rings]

'Cause when brass is nice to you,
means you're about to get f*cked.


No shame in being afraid.

But Zeke...

Hell, Zeke weren't afraid of nothin'.

[explosions]

[tense music crescendoes, stops]

[commander] Tonight, gentlemen,
you will be threading a needle.

A strike of critical importance
to the w*r effort

on a well-protected target.

Command has determined a single b*mber
has the best chance of evading detection,

and you're the finest crew we've got.

So you're flying into France alone.

You'll have a fighter escort
across the Channel, but that's it.

And your target is a church
just south of the German border.

Anyone got a problem with that?

Not if it's a Protestant church, sir.

Just another target, sir.

[clears throat]
Sir, so, uh, who's the accountant?

[commander] Let me introduce you
to Mr. f*ck You, Don't Ask.

And for the duration of the mission,
this man is in charge.

Name's Coombs.

[tense music playing]

Come on. Just bricks
and mortar, Preacher.

Show some respect, will ya?
It's a house of God.

[scoffs] No sane person
can doubt the hereafter.

[scoffs] We're supposed to be
taking orders from this guy?

What a load of malarkey.

I believe in what I can see and touch,
and maybe half of what I hear.

There's enough real sh*t to worry about
without inventing fairy tales.

In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Aw, come on. You too, Tap?

[Tap] Raised in it.

[Zeke sighs] One born every minute.

[music crescendoes]

[man on radio] Brace yourselves, boys

[epic music playing]

[cries out, gasps]

Left wing got tagged.

f*ck the flak.
f*ck the flak. f*ck the flak.

[praying in Gaelic]

[man] Steady. Eggs?

[Eggs] Close, Cap! Less than ten!

[Coombs gasping] Five.

[grunting]

[eerie music playing]

[man chanting in Aramaic]

[continues chanting in Aramaic]

[gasps]

[continues chanting in Aramaic]

[Eggs] Ready!

- [man chanting in Aramaic]
- [Eggs] Five, four...

- [speaking in French]
- [Eggs in English] ...three...

- [screams]
- ...two...

Wait! Hold the f*cking bombs!

Wait. Not yet! Not yet!

[officer chanting in Aramaic]

[engine roaring]

[Cap] Coombs,
she can't take much more of this.


[Coombs] Not yet!

[chanting in Aramaic]

[building groaning]

[continues chanting in Aramaic]

[dramatic music crescendoes, stops]

Now... Now!

[epic music playing]

[in German] Rise, my child.

[laughing]

[continues laughing]

- [radio squawks]
- [Preacher] Got 'em! Take that!

- [Tap] We did it!
- [Zeke] Yeah, all right!

Yeah!

[Eggs laughs]

[Cap] Well done, boys.
We're heading home.

[tense music playing]

[breathing heavily]

- No, no, no, no, no.
- [pilot] Incoming! We got incoming!

[Cap] Bandits! g*ns! g*ns!

Goddammit.

[Preacher] I'm losin' em!

Zeke! On your six! Get 'em!

[Zeke] Let's go! Let's go!

- [grunting]
- [machine g*n fire]

- On the right!
- [Tap] I see 'em! I got 'em!

[soldier] Enemy fire! Taking enemy fire!

[grunting]

[Tap] Sharkey! Ah! Sharkey's down!

[yelling] m*therf*cker!

[grunting and yelling]

Come on! Come on!

g*dd*mn! I got 'em!

[tense music playing]

- [radio squawks]
- Come on. Come on. Come on!

[engine sputtering]

- [radio squawks]
- [Zeke] b*stards must have collided.

[Tap grunting, coughing]

You okay, Tap?

[grunts]

Oh.

[coughing and sputtering]

[panting]

Holy God...

[exclaims]

Tap, you got eyes on it?

[Tap screams]

- No, no, no, no, no.
- What'd you see?

It's one of the Fallen.

[machine g*n fire]

[yelling]

[glass smashes]

[all yelling]

[soldiers exclaiming]

[mumbled praying]

No, shut up.

Shut your f*cking mouth!
You're just provoking it!

[soldiers crying out]

[yelling]

[grunts]

[hissing, distant screaming]

What the f*ck is that thing?

[tense music playing]

[breathing shakily] My God.

[creature shrieking]

What the f*ck?

- Bash!
- Bash!

[pilot grunting]

We're losing altitude!

[Cap] Gunners, into the fuselage!

[grunting]

- [g*nshots]
- Get back! Get back!

[creature grunting, shrieking]

- Come on, Preacher!
- [exclaims]

[g*nshots]

[creature growling]

- [all exclaiming]
- Run! Run! Run!

[creature roaring]

[Preacher] Protect us from the wicked,

and banish this evil
to the depths of hell!

[creature growling]

[soldiers crying out]

No! Please, God, have mercy on me!
Forgive me, Father, for I have...

[shouting]

[creature shrieking]

[eerie screaming and groaning]

[men panting]

What the f*ck was that?

What was that?

[panting continues]

Eggs, check the port window.

[wind whistling]

[Zeke] My God!

[soldiers exclaiming]

[crash]

[soldiers grunting and crying out]

- [grunting]
- [banging]

[creature growling and hissing]

[screaming]

[exclaiming]

[grunting]

[dramatic music playing]

No!

Pinetree!

[g*nshots]

[creature shrieking]

[screaming]

[electricity crackling]

[grunting and exclaiming]

[tense music playing]

No! No! No! No!

[grunting]

[panting]

- [plane engine roaring]
- [grunting]

[screams]

[Cap] f*ck. What the hell? f*ck!

- [cries out]
- [g*nshots]

[creature screeches]

f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!

[creature wailing]

[grunting]

[dramatic music playing]

[yells]

[screaming]

[creature shrieking]

f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!

[dramatic music continues]

Zeke! f*cking help me!

[Zeke grunting]

Hold on! [grunts]

[creature screeching]

- [Zeke grunting]
- [machine g*n fire]

[creature groaning]

[yelling]

[grunting]

[creature screeching]

- No!
- [cries out]

[creature growls]

What the f*ck!

[screaming]

[tense music playing]

[grunting]

[shrieking]

[grunting, exclaiming]

- [shouting]
- [creature shrieking]

Zeke! sh**t it! Zeke! Goddammit!

[dramatic music playing]

[Tap] sh**t it in the f*cking face!

[creature screaming]

[machine g*n fire]

- [shrieking continues]
- [Cap groaning]

[whooshing]

[engine roaring]

Come on! Come on, baby!

[poignant music playing]

[panting]

[Tap] I wanted to tell Zeke
I understood what he was feeling.


To realize we don't really know
what this world is made of


or our place in it.

But there wasn't nothing I could say
to make it go down any easier.


So I just kept my mouth shut and...

[panting]

...let Zeke keep getting religion.

[music fades]

[electronic warbling]

[poignant music playing]

[music fades]