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01x09 - Pitched Battle of the Navies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hero: 108". Aired: 1 March 2010 – 9 July 2012.*
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Many years ago in the Hidden Kingdom, animals and humans lived in perfect harmony until an evil trickster named HighRoller arrived and fooled the animals into thinking humans were their enemies.

01x09 - Pitched Battle of the Navies

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Many years ago,
animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony.

But then, a wicked
trickster called

High Roller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemy.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to protect
the humans and end the w*r.

Lin Chung.

Jumpy Ghostface.

Mystique Sonia.

Mighty Ray.

This is Hero: 108.

[music playing]

Have you guys seen my bracelet?

I was going to-- Ew!

What's that smell?

[sniffing]

I don't smell nothing.

You smell like dirty laundry.

When was the last time
you-- ugh-- washed?

[groan]

Quit messing around!

Sonia?

She just needs a kiss
from a handsome prince.

I'll sacrifice
myself to wake her.

Hey, what are you doing?

All the girls in Big
Green have passed out.

Sounds like I got a
lot of kissing to do.

[kissing sounds]

Kissing isn't the
answer for everything.

No one in Big Green has
been washing their clothes.

And the foul odor is making
all the girls pass out.

[gasp]

[gasp]

Ooh, yeah.

No common soap could
possibly handle the stink!

Only the rare Chinese
soap berries will work.

Do you know where to find them?

Of course I do.

They don't call me Woo
the wise for nothing.

I have no idea where
to find those berries.

Yes, indeed, I know
just where to find them.

Laundry will have to wait.

We just got a report that the
baboons are stealing water

from humans.

My foot is broken so take Parrot
King with you to translate.

Bring them these golden presents
and negotiate for peace.

Do not worry,
Commander ApeTrully.

My wisdom will
persuade the baboons

to be friends with the humans.

Oh, ApeTrully's golden
presents never work.

Hello?

Baboons?

Any baboons here?

[baboon noises]

You baboons should be ashamed
of yourselves-- taking

all the water for your baths.

You are very selfish!

[imitating baboon]

They agree with me?

They agree with me.

Ha, ha!

That's right!

You have been very greedy
with your selfish baths.

[baboon sounds]

Do not fear.

You can mend your ways
and join us at Big-- oh!

[fighting sounds]

Hm.

Oh, no!

My birthday suit.

Ooh?

First Squad, rescue me!

[beeping]

Woo the Wise is in trouble!

First Squad, deploy!

[music playing]

Yeah!

[baboon sounds]

I'm guessing they're
not the welcoming party.

Ooh, ooh.

Ook, ook, ook, ook, ook,
ook, ook, ook, ook, ook, ook.

Woo's got some problems.

His problems may be
small compared to ours.

[music playing]

Let me handle this.

Uh oh.

We could use some
help right now.

Hit the clouds with your
lightning and make it rain.

Yeah!

[groan]

I am Mighty Ray!

Fear my eyeballs!

[zapping sounds]

[baboon sounds]

The baboons are acting strange.

[baboon sounds]

[beeping]

[baboon sounds]

What's going on here?

Oh, First Squad,
you must help us!

We have been infested by fleas!

[baboon noise]

[squawk]

Baboon King says
Wicked Highroller

dropped his evil fleas
upon the baboons.

The fleas infested the baboons.

Taking over their bodies
and turning them evil.

Water puts the fleas to sleep.

That's the only time
we can regain control.

[baboon noise]

That's why they
took so many baths.

Oh, no!

The fleas are waking up!

[baboon noise]

[squawk]

The Baboon King begs for your
help to rid them of the fleas.

[baboon noise]

He wants you to make
a pinkie promise.

Pinkie promise?

[beeping]

No.

[grunt]

It's itchy.

Get your fleas off my friend.

[baboon noise]

He'll only release
Jumpy Ghostface

if you beat the baboons
in a top spinning contest.

If you win, the fleas
will leave Jumpy.

If you lose, the fleas will
infest all of First Squad.

Agreed.

Whoever stays in the ring, wins.

Best two out of three.

[footsteps]

[growl]

Hey!

[music playing]

Whoa!

Yeah!

[baboon noise]

Ow!

So that's how the
baboons get red butts.

Baboons, one.

First Squad, zero.

[music playing]

[baboon noise]

Baboons, one.

First Squad, one.

OK.

It's my turn.

Give me a good spin, Jumpy!

Jumpy?

[gasp]

[whistling]

[baboon noise]

Baboon King mocks you.

[baboon noise]

He points out whoever wins
this round is the winner.

He also thinks your spinner
looks a little bit, uh, flat.

Mystique Sonia, you could use
your tongue to spin Mighty Ray.

No way!

Maybe I can't smell him anymore,
but I'm not wrapping my tongue

around his dirty clothes!

I'm not a rope expert
like Jumpy Ghostface.

[inaudible]

Hey!

[spitting]

Hey, I smell like a flower cart!

You smell pretty
good for a bonehead.

But the rest of you
boys still reek!

You must have found the
Chinese soap berries.

Well, since your
clothes are clean,

I don't mind giving you a spin.

Ptooey.

[music playing]

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

[squealing]

[baboon noises]

Baboon King says Chinese
soap berries repel the fleas.

Who wants a flea bath?

[cheering]

[baboon noise]

Baboon King says he is grateful
you have freed the baboons

from the plague of fleas.

He will be glad to
join us in Big Green.

Now that I have found
the Chinese soap berries,

we'll need someone to help
us with all the laundry.

[music playing]

[laughter]

[music playing]