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01x22 - Duckbill Castle/Ostrich Castle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hero: 108". Aired: 1 March 2010 – 9 July 2012.*
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Many years ago in the Hidden Kingdom, animals and humans lived in perfect harmony until an evil trickster named HighRoller arrived and fooled the animals into thinking humans were their enemies.

01x22 - Duckbill Castle/Ostrich Castle

Post by bunniefuu »

Many years ago,
animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony.

But then, a wicked
trickster called

HighRoller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to protect
the humans and end the w*r--

Lin Chung, Jumpy Ghostface,
Mystique Sonia, Mighty Ray.

This is "Hero 108."

[sighs]

Ker bleh!

Ker bleh!

Ah!

[laughing]

Ker bleh!

[laughs]

[screams]

This is so boring!

I'm sick of waiting around
for Commander Ape Trully

to get in trouble.

Someone needs to liven
things up around here,

and who better than me!

Ha!

I'm Mr. Comedy!

[excited laughter]

Watch my super karate trick!

[thud]

[pop]

See my comedy!

Maybe I should soak my head.

What's wrong with you people?

Don't you have a sense of humor?

[giggles]

You guys wouldn't know a good
joke if it crawled in your ear

and bit your brain!

Being gloomy is bad for you.

You need to laugh!

[giggling]

Thanks, Jumpy.

[giggling]

Daddy got his head stuck again!

[straining]

[giggles]

[taps]

[excited laughter]

Sh!

Sh!

The cats who speak human
because of the lessons

they took with the Parrot
King will punish us

if they hear any
sound of laughter.

We already heard you.

I hate the sound of laughter.

Eliminate!

Eliminate!

Chili powder firecrackers!

No!

No!

No!

My poor eyes!

It's like toothpicks in my face!

[wailing]

Misery loves company.

Their sadness soothes my ears.

Nothing makes me
sadder than laughter.

Anyone who laughs
must be punished.

Hello!

Cat King, we represent
Master HighRoller.

I command you to
attack me, please!

I'd have come
myself, but I'm lazy.

[laughing]

They are laughing.

Eliminate!

Eliminate!

[screams]

[boom]

[crying]

Misery loves company.

[wailing]

Please be careful,
Commander Ape Trully.

The humans say the cats
have powerful weapons!

Do not fear.

Golden presents will
always make friends.

Cat King, I offer you these
golden presents in hopes

that you will be our
allies and join us at--

[crying]

Oh!

Why, my heavens, it
looks like you've

turned against HighRoller's
evil forces already!

I guess my work here is through.

Perhaps I'll take a cat nap.

[laughing] Cat--

[hisses and growling]

[uncomfortable laughter]

Because you see, a cat-- now
then, you're cats, you see?

Eliminate!

Eliminate!

No!

[explosions]

[crying]

Oh no!

Please do that thing you do.

Call for squad!

[alarms]

Commander Ape
Trully's in trouble!

First squad, deploy!

You'll fight hard
against our enemies,

I'll fight hard against
my athlete's foot.

Ah!

Ew!

[g*nf*re]

[sizzle]

[expl*si*n]

Look at the way they
twist in the air!

That's funny!

[laughter]

Eliminate!

[hissing]

Eliminate!

[explosions]

Ah!

My eyes are on fire!

Hey!

Look out!

[boom]

[splash]

It feels like a thousand
stingrays swimming in my eyes!

We won't be able to get
close to Cat Castle.

How can we save
Commander Ape Trully

if we can't get to the Castle?

[wretching]

Ghostface has an idea.

Yeah!

Right on!

It looks as if the
laughter has died.

Let's head back to the
castle and lick ourselves.

[meows]

What is this weird thing?

It's a sorrow whale.

Once you sit inside
it'll take you away

from the misery of the world.

That would be nice.

Turtles, go!

[machinery slowing]

[dizzy meowing]

So, we have been tricked!

What a miserable world!

Being gloomy is bad for you!

Prepare to laugh!

[confused meowing]

[shouting in japanese]

[thud]

Ta-da!

[crying]

[whispering]

La la la la la la la la la!

[laughing]

[retching]

Ew!

Ah!

Ew!

[coughing]

Happy.

The hairballs in
our stomachs were

making us miserable for years,
and being gloomy is bad for us.

Nowt that they are gone, I
feel-- what's that word again?

Happy.

Ah, happy.

Let's go free
Commander Ape Trully.

Happiness is a
wonderful feeling!

I wish I could spread
happiness from now on.

Is there a job like
that at Big Green?

I have good idea.

[crying]

[gasps]

Our tears ate through the ropes!

We're free!

Hey, what's that?

Looks fun!

Let's go on inside
this unknown thing

manned by big, green turtles!

Good idea!

[door slams shut]

[cheers]

I am Mighty Ray, but you
can call me "Mr. Comedy."

Observe my karate artistry!

[shouting in japanese]

[thud]

See my comedy!

[cheers]

Feeling gloomy is bad for you,
but laughter is contagious.

Now Mighty Ray has someone
to help spread the laughs.

Finally, an audience
with a sense of humor!

[theme music]