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02x21 - Collision Course/Cyber Animals

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hero: 108". Aired: 1 March 2010 – 9 July 2012.*
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Many years ago in the Hidden Kingdom, animals and humans lived in perfect harmony until an evil trickster named HighRoller arrived and fooled the animals into thinking humans were their enemies.

02x21 - Collision Course/Cyber Animals

Post by bunniefuu »

[music playing] Many years
ago, animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony,

but then a wicked
trickster called

High Roller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to
protect the humans

and end the w*r: Lin Chung,
Jumpy Ghostface, Mystique

Sonia, Mighty Ray.

This is Hero: 108.

[music playing]

Master High Roller, please
watch our new trick.

Whoa!

Ugh, what a stupid trick.

No, wait.

We'll get it right this time.

We could challenge Big Green
to a game of table soccer

with this fake ball.

We could cheat easily and win.

Yes.

That is a brilliant
idea [laughs].

What a wicked idea I've had.

I'm kind of tired of
always looking the same,

but I can't think of
any other look for me.

Yaksha, that's no good.

This cape makes me look
like a purple puppet.

I don't like bags.

Uh.

Huh.

Hmm.

Aw.

Yaksha?

Ah.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh?

You really wore him out.

Ah, don't worry about him.

[sings]

See how powerful my kisses are?

Ha.

My kisses are just as mighty.

Mighty repulsive.

Oh!

First Squad, come quickly.

High Roller has issued a
challenge to Big Green.

I challenge you to a
table soccer competition.

If you win, you
get East Citadel.

If I win, I get Big Green.

Big Green accepts
your [garbled speech].

Oh, Commander Apetrully,
you can't keep

taking these ridiculous bets.

Oh, I cannot accept the
terms of your challenge.

Fine.

We'll play for something else.

OK.

That water tower is filled
with watermelon juice.

The captain of the losing team
has to drink all the watermelon

juice.

Agreed.

Uh.

Everyone to your positions.

[music playing]

Oh!

Oh!

Begin now.

[music playing]

Huh?

Huh?

Uh.

Hey, come back here
and let me kick you.

Why would you kick
Jumpy into the goal?

Oh, I must have forgotten to
mention that we're not just

playing table soccer.

We're playing drastically
severe table soccer [laughs].

Oh, dear.

I don't like the sound
of that one smidgen.

In drastically
severe table soccer,

you must knock an opponent
into the goal to score a point.

Oh, that does sound
drastically severe.

That's the rules.

Whoever scores six points wins.

[music playing]

[beep]

[laughs] Your turn, Lin Chung.

[music playing]

I've gotta help Lin Chung.

Uh!

Now it's our turn.

[music playing]

Ugh.

Oh, dear.

What if Yaksha can't
finish the game?

Don't worry.

I have powerful kisses.

Ugh.

That looks like a good
way to restore energy.

Ugh.

[screaming] The horror!

The ball was made of zebras.

They were cheating.

Well, then we should
get to use our ball

for the rest of the game.

Fair's fair.

[music playing]

Begin now.

[music playing]

No fair.

No fair.

Yaksha, you have to
knock him into the goal.

[laughs] My bears
are too strong.

Ah!

High Roller's team only
needs one more point.

Oh, cruel fate, I do not wish
to drink all that watermelon

juice.

My tummy-tum will rupture.

The bears are strong.

Let's strike at
High Roller instead.

[laughs]

[gasps] Don't worry, Yaksha,
kisses are on the way.

[laughs] Your air kisses
won't save you this time.

High Roller, taste
my air kisses.

[sputtering]

My face is tingly with horror.

We scored one point, the
bears are too strong.

The bears might be too
strong, but I wonder

how strong the poles are.

That's six goals for us.

We won.

We are the champions of
drastically severe table

soccer.

Oh, happy day.

What should we do about him?

Help me, help me.

Don't let him kiss me again.

It was only a painting?

Oh.

You have lost the challenge.

I hope you enjoy
watermelon juice.

Holy Roller's stomach
is as big as his ego.

Uh, there.

I drank all the juice.

Now, I want a drastically
severe table soccer rematch.

Big Green does not shy
away from any challenge,

but we would need
to find a new ball.

Don't worry, commander.

I know just where
to find a new ball.

You do?

I don't see any new ball.

It's right here.

Ah!

Stop.

I don't like getting kicked.

Stop kicking me, I command you.

Oh, what joy. [laughs]

[music playing]