(VEHICLE REVVING)
f*ck.
Not now.
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
(WIND BLOWS)
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
(LIGHT BUZZES)
(DOOR CLOSES, LOCKS)
(UNZIPS PURSE)
(PLASTIC RUSTLES)
(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
(FIST BANGING ON THE DOOR)
(SCREAMS)
(GROWLS)
(DOOR RIPS)
(DOOR THUDS)
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
(VAMPIRE ROARS)
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(BLOOD SLOPPING)
(TRAFFIC HUMMING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
When I see that girl
down on the road
She rocks my world
And I feel like
I'm on overload
Hey
Ham.
-Ham!
-What?
Come out here, boy.
I wanna talk with you.
What?
Ham, you do good work.
(LAUGHS)
Well, it's mighty nice of you
to interrupt me
to acknowledge
my mechanical abilities.
If you want that shitbox
box to get fixed,
you're gonna have to let me
get back to it.
Ham, I don't know
how to tell you this,
so I'm just gonna tell you.
I gotta let you go.
Kidding, right?
Things have been slow.
I was hoping
they'd pick up by now.
You're f*ck' serious?
No, no, no, no, no.
You-- you-- you can't do this
to me, man.
No, I-- I--
I need this job.
I-- I got bills to pay.
Kept you as long as I could.
Let me get it straight.
You gonna fire your money maker?
You're gonna fire
your only f*ck' employee?
Well there's a f*cking
genius business plan.
Let me ask you this.
If I'm gone, who's gonna
fix the f*ck' cars?
Are you gonna fix them?
You can't even get under them.
-Oh, f*ck you.
-Hey.
-And f*ck this place.
-Come on now.
-Come on now. Ham.
-My God. No, f*ck you.
It might just be a slow spell.
No.
What you owe me, in cash, now.
Come on.
(DUDLEY SIGHS)
Look, if things pick up,
I'll call you, all right?
If it does, do me a favour.
Call someone else.
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING
AND LAUGHTER)
-Hey.
-Oh, hey, dude.
What are you doing here?
Cheap-a*s Dudley
let you go early?
Something like that.
Hey, what do you think?
I figure, get a few
more drinks in 'em,
and I, my friend, I'm golden.
Yeah, sure.
I'm sure they'll keep you
busy for a while.
Ladies, this is my pal, Ham.
Cathy and Jesse.
Or, Jesse and Cathy.
It doesn't really matter.
Well, what kind
of name is Ham?
Biblical, not food.
-We have ham on Easter.
-I have ham all the time.
Yeah, it might be nice to,
uh, have a ham sandwich.
We could be the bread.
(LAUGHS)
You kids are a little
childish to be in my bar.
I think I should
be checking IDs.
-Okay.
-One more, Nick.
And put the kindergarten
kids back on the bus.
Mommy must be worried.
What are you doing here?
I don't get off 'til midnight.
Dudley let me go.
Go? Go where?
Go for good. Canned.
Out the door. Adios.
Damn it, Ham.
f*ck.
What are we gonna do now?
Can't live on my tips.
Hell, no one could.
Well, Dudley said the station
ain't doin' so good,
so he can't afford
to keep me around.
So who's gonna
do the repair work?
That's what I thought,
but he can't be
thinking straight.
I mean like it must
be all that chocolate
that he's just chugging down
that's clogged
his f*ck' brain.
But don't you worry.
We'll be okay.
Ladies, look at you.
Nice.
So I just got
caught for speeding,
and the deputy was like, "Did
you not see the sign, son?"
I said, "I saw the sign.
I just didn't see you."
(JESSE LAUGHS)
-Oh, you like that?
-(LAUGHS)
JESSE:
Well what did the deputy say?
Ah, he said he liked my face,
but he gave me a ticket anyway.
What can you do? You're cute.
-Hey, pal.
-I'm talking.
I'm entertaining these ladies,
if you don't mind.
I don't mind at all,
as long as you're buying.
I'm not buying so you can
cosy up and smooth talk 'em.
Okay, why don't you go ahead
and just back up outta
my personal space.
'Cause I think that decision
lies with these ladies.
Listen, I'm paying,
so I'm saying.
Okay.
Look, I didn't want
to do this. I'm sorry.
-Ham!
-Oh, sh*t.
Oh, I'm gonna f*ck' k*ll you.
-Break it up.
-I didn't mean to hit him.
-Come here.
-You two!
-Anytime.
-Goddammit.
We're gonna finish this now.
-It's fine. Just sit down.
-Oh my God.
-Get him outta here, Jody.
-Why? He didn't start it?
-What you looking at?
-You two, out.
-What? Why?
-I don't need bar maids...
...threatening customers and
the boyfriend fighting them.
The damage is coming
outta your pay.
Oh yeah?
f*ck yourself, trailer trash.
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(EDDIE GROANS)
EDDIE:
Get out.
sh*t. You all right?
What the f*ck is wrong
with that guy?
I was trying to stop the fight.
He just f*ck' punched me.
No sh*t, Ham.
But that was meant for me.
That guy was a prick.
I'm still bleeding?
What do you think?
I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
Oh sh*t. I'm sorry
you got canned, Jody.
Now Ham and I are in
the same fricking boat.
What do you mean?
Dudley canned me.
Lack of work.
Kidding me.
What are you guys going to do?
I don't know. What
are we gonna do?
Don't know.
Maybe we should look
somewhere over the rainbow.
Do you really think
there's work in Oz?
Might be something
over by Dixon.
No, no, no. Been
there done that.
Ain't nothin' but
trouble out there.
Speaking of trouble,
we better scram
before the deputies get here
because Eddie's definitely
gonna press charges.
In case you forgot,
the landlord's comin'
by tonight for his rent,
which we don't have.
(SIGHS)
Forgot about that.
Well, there's no time like
to present to find out
what's over a rainbow.
I mean, there's gotta be
places in need of help
somewhere over in
civilization, right?
Civilization,
it's not what it's cracked
up to be, my friend.
Keep in touch.
Keep an eye out for
those, uh, flying monkeys.
Flying monkeys, huh?
f*ck' great.
(DOOR SLAMS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
You sure about this?
Well, we don't have a choice.
That jerk is gonna kick us
out unless we pay our rent,
which we don't f*ck' have.
We just started
settling in here
and now we're on the road again?
I'm so tired of moving.
We gotta go baby.
Come on.
Where's your sense of adventure?
-(KNOCK RAPS ON THE DOOR)
-LANDLORD: Open the door.
I know you're in there.
Open the door.
Now or never, baby.
Let's get the f*ck outta here.
Yeah, now's good.
(ZIPS BAG)
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
-Here he comes.
-Help you?
Why don't you go ahead
and fill her up, pretty boy.
-All right.
-What?
He's a looker.
(CATHY LAUGHS)
I like him.
You would.
What she doing in there?
(LIGHTS CRACKLE)
What the hell?
Where'd he go?
Oh, come on.
We've not got all night.
Or do we?
Maybe he had to whiz like I do.
Ah.
Actually, you know what?
I need to find
the little girl's room.
-Great.
-I'll go with you.
Apparently everybody needs
to relieve themselves
right this minute.
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
-You watch yourself.
(LAUGHS) Come on, girl.
I think it's probably around
the side of the building.
-(CATHY LAUGHS)
-Not even listening.
But get me some cigarettes,
too!
-(HISSES)
-(GASPS)
What the f*ck?
Can I help you, young lady?
(SCREAMS)
HAM:
Jody?
-Earth to Jody.
-What?
I was just saying
how pretty you are.
You're so full of sh*t,
and this is the stupidest
thing we ever did.
No, staying
would've been stupid.
Besides, you know,
this is what makes us a team,
-like Bonnie and Clyde.
-Oh great.
Look what happened then.
For better or for worse.
You know what, babe?
I think we should get hitched.
Are you outta
your f*cking mind?
No, no, no. I'm serious.
You know,
we're making a new start,
and who knows what
great things await us.
And every bit of the
sh*t we've been through
has been you're doing,
maybe too much this time.
(HAM SIGHS)
Baby, I was the one who broke
a bottle over Eddie's head,
and was I supposed
to tell Dudley
not to can me because
Jody has needs?
Yeah, you should have
told Eddie just that.
Imagine someone needing
food, a bed, a roof.
Jesus Christ, Ham.
You wanna get married?
-My God.
-All right, calm down.
I am calm!
Yeah, you look,
you look very calm.
Shut up.
All right. All right.
Just, you know,
everything's gonna be fine.
It's all good. It's all good.
(INHALES)
There's plenty of places
needing help out there.
-Where?
-Well, you know.
No, I don't know.
We've been on this
road for a while now
and have seen nothing but trees.
You don't even have
a clue where we are now,
do you, Daniel Boone?
Well, I do.
Up that famous creek without
the proverbial paddle.
Well, we're bound to...
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-Ham!
(METAL CRASHING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
(RADIO CHATTERS)
(KEYS JINGLING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
Wow.
Wow?
That a professional
opinion, Doc?
Wow is a reaction.
The opinion is
rigor's setting in,
so I'd say about an hour or so.
Notice there ain't
any blood around here.
Not a single drop.
Well that is hard to miss.
This is a new one.
Nothing I can imagine
would, or could,
remove that much blood...
...or have a need too.
Noticed any of the food
around here didn't get touched.
This made me wonder
what kind of animal
did such a thing.
DOCTOR:
I'm not so sure
it was an animal.
GAIL:
I'll make a feast tonight, okay?
Lasagna, fresh bread.
Mm-hmm.
Wait a minute,
we've got all that,
why'd we have hot
dogs last night?
I'm busting your ba*ls, honey.
Hot dogs tonight, too?
-Come on.
-And beans?
It's getting dark.
Uh-huh.
Hey,
I said it's getting dark.
If we keep stopping,
we should make it to
camp sometime next month.
-(SIGHS) Lead the way.
-(TRUCK SQUEAKS)
(TAILGATE SLAMS)
-Come on.
(GASPING)
Oh Mel, you're full of energy.
MEL:
Mm.
GAIL:
You're like a mountain man.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(MEL GRUNTING)
GAIL:
Hey, where you goin'?
Take a piss.
(SIGHS)
(FIRE CRACKLING)
(MEL URINATING)
Oh, damn it.
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
Almost burned my ba*ls off.
(LAUGHS)
Thank God you didn't.
I'm not enjoying
the camping so far.
What would be the
point in staying?
(GROWLS)
Mel, what's taking so long?
(GAIL SHRIEKING)
Mel?
(WHIMPERING)
Mel? Mel?
(GASPING)
(WHIMPERING)
Oh my God, Mel.
Mel!
(PANTING)
(GAIL SCREAMS)
-(FIRE CRACKLING)
-(GAIL SCREAMING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
Jody, baby,
hey.
Baby, you okay?
-Oh my God.
-Hey, you're bleeding.
Are you okay?
Are you?
No, I'm-- I'm--
I'm okay.
Wait a minute. What we hit?
I-- I think something hit us.
Oh, f*ck.
You okay to walk?
-I think so.
-Let's check it out.
There should be something,
right?
Like fur, blood,
anything? I don't know.
Oh sh*t, we got blood.
(GASPS)
Oh Jesus.
That ain't fur.
That looks like clothing.
Oh f*ck, baby.
-Did we hit someone?
-I don't know.
Where the f*ck are we anyways?
Wait, what's this?
Madison Farm Mobile Home Park.
You see anything?
Yeah, there.
I can just make out some
trailers or something.
Oh God.
Maybe this belongs to
someone that lives in there.
Only one way to find out, baby.
(SIGHS)
Let's go.
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
I don't know, baby.
This place looks abandoned.
Never mind someone
living here wearing that.
I don't think even
God knows of this place.
(TRUCK DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR)
Hello?
(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR)
Place looks abandoned.
Yep. Think it is.
(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING)
(HAM SIGHS)
Does anyone even live here?
I don't think so.
(JODY GASPS)
What this be?
We're unarmed.
We were in a minor accident,
and we--
May have hit someone last night.
We found this in the grill.
We thought maybe someone
from here was hurt.
There's no one here to get hit.
Best you skedaddle now.
Sorry.
Just wanna make
sure no one was hurt.
Before we skedaddle,
would you know where we
could find some work?
You're looking
for work, are you?
Where you from?
Penter.
So you're not
from these parts?
Wouldn't know.
I don't know
where these parts are.
Willonia County line.
Penter's a fair ride.
Well we, we drove
a fair distance.
Aimlessly.
Best you get back on the road,
mosey on about your travels.
Listen, long story
short, like I said,
we only stopped by to
make sure no one was hurt.
Sorry for bothering you.
Well, no one's hurt
and there's no work,
so we'll be on our way.
Hold on now.
I might have some work.
If you got a mind to it.
You got anyone gonna
come looking for you?
Uh, well we're--
we're mostly on our own.
Name's Crawford.
Ham.
This is Jody.
You got yourself a Bible name.
Had God-fearing parents.
Ham was the cursed son of Noah.
Well, most people
believed the curse was--
Meant for his brother, Canaan.
Ain't much to do here at night
except read the Good Book.
Helps keep me abreast
of such things.
-Well, Mr. Crawford.
-Just Crawford, boy.
No formalities needed.
All right, Crawford.
What kind of work
have you got for us?
Maintenance.
Well this place
could definitely use
some hammer and nails.
Well, why don't you
two just think about it.
We will.
So what do you think?
We need work, I guess.
This bad?
I mean look at this
place and the old man.
Seriously?
He doesn't freak you out?
He does.
But we need food, gas,
place to sleep,
and I definitely need a tub.
Let's go, little lady.
(WATER DRIPPING)
CRAWFORD:
Sorry to put a scare
into you folks.
We don't take a shine
to trespassers.
I can give you three
meals and a roof.
Sound fair?
Uh, that's a,
it's a very kind offer,
but we'd appreciate some cash.
I mean, we can find
elsewhere to stay.
You too gotta stay here.
Day, and especially night.
Cash ain't an issue,
but you won't have a need.
Well, of course
we'll have a need.
I mean, we need cash to buy
gas and for everyday expenses.
All your needs are right here,
what can be got.
Better you just settle in,
do your chores...
...hunker down at night.
Why the shotgun?
Troublesome animals
wherever the hell we are?
Something like that, missy.
This here's the attic.
It stays locked.
Right.
This one here's your room.
Ain't been used in a while.
Hmm.
Could use a cleaning,
but it's comfy.
Better than the Jeep.
I'm gonna go freshen up.
You own this place?
Madison does.
I'm his brother-in-law.
We cleared
the farm yard out back.
Put in water, electricity,
rented lots to mobile homes.
Madison's a fan of
Humphrey Bogart,
so we named the whole sh*t
and caboodle Bogieville.
(DISHES RATTLING)
(GASPS)
Madison!
I almost dropped the dish.
Your the only dish I want,
and just 'cause there's
a little girl outside
don't mean you ain't gonna
get what's comin' to you.
(GIGGLES)
My beautiful wife.
Did you fix
the water connection
-at the Robertson's unit?
-(SIGHS)
Nope.
Billy Cupps again.
Again?
Why do residents complain to you
if he's going to fix everything?
Maybe you should hire Billy
as your maintenance man.
Maybe I should not.
I do wish he'd leave the
maintenance of my property
to me and Crawford.
People to get the wrong idea
about who runs this place.
He thinks he's the
mayor of Bogieville.
Well then maybe it's time
we impeached the mayor.
(LAUGHS)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
(HAM LAUGHS)
No sh*t.
Bogieville?
Catchy.
You and missy hitched?
Hitched? No.
No, well, not yet.
Someday.
We all got our somedays.
You and the little
lady got freedom
of this place from
sunrise to sunset.
Nothing in Bogieville
needs fixing, so stay out.
You two have got to adhere
to the rules...
...most importantly...
...never leave this house
at night.
You got it?
Can't go out for a drink?
-Dance a little?
-Not in these parts.
And never let anyone
into the house at night.
Do you understand?
Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Sure.
(CLEARS THROAT)
So, uh, Madison, huh?
Madison ever come by?
Oh, he comes and goes.
You'll meet, I'm sure.
(CLOTHING RUSTLES)
The attic and basement
door are locked...
...always.
No two ways about it.
You got it?
Yeah.
Got it.
Now might be a good time...
...to give you a quick tour of
the place before it gets dark.
Yeah.
Yeah, uh, just gimme a few
minutes and I'll be right out.
Don't take too long.
(SIGHS)
Welcome to civilization.
JODY:
Come on in.
Have a seat.
Did you hear the old man
yapping about all the rules?
I mean, he f*cking grabbed me,
and he was like
"Close the windows.
Stay in. Lock this.
Don't go there."
Everywhere has rules, Ham.
But this place has too many.
-Something ain't right.
-Yeah. Us.
But we need work.
And all the sh*t about not
letting anyone in at night.
I mean, who?
(HAM SCOFFING)
I mean, I don't think
any holy rollers
are gonna come around here.
I doubt they would ever
find the place, anyways.
I'm glad no one
else is around.
It's peaceful, almost.
Listen, I think--
Can we think later?
I wanna soak, alone, okay?
All right. All right.
Hey, rub-a-dub.
But we seriously need to
think about this place.
Something ain't right.
I gotta go now.
r*fle man wants
to show me around
and probably tell me
what else I can't do.
HAM:
You burning something?
CRAWFORD:
You don't wanna know.
HAM:
All right.
So people live here?
Something like that.
Right now, they're resting.
We need to take
a quick walk around,
make sure everything's normal.
They're resting...
...and that's normal?
(HAM LAUGHS)
-You're kidding me, right?
-This ain't no joke.
So, uh, is this some sort
of a ghost mobile home park
or something?
'Cause I mean, no offence,
it just doesn't seem that
you accomplished a lot
of the maintenance end
of things, you know?
Bogieville ain't our problem.
You maintain the farmhouse,
barn...
...nothing more.
Keep quiet.
Follow me.
(SIGHS)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
Slowpoke didn't make it.
That there ash pile's
a kid named Terry.
He's about 16.
Son of George and mother,
what's-her-name.
You gotta tell me right now
what the hell is going on!
I'll do one better.
I'll show you.
(DOOR SLAMS OPEN)
That there's George and the
mother, um, what's-her-name.
What the f*ck?
What the-- (GASPS)
What the f*ck is that?
(DOOR SLAMS)
(PANTS)
What the f*ck was that?
Best be headed back.
Be dark soon.
HAM:
No, no, I wanna know.
No, I-- I demand to know
what the hell is going on,
because there's a burned up kid
that no one seems to
give a f*ck about,
and-- and God knows what
was in that trailer.
But you know what?
No, this is just too weird.
-We're leaving.
-Slow your a*s down, boy.
You can't leave.
You're gonna do what?
You're gonna sh**t me?
They have your scent.
They have my scent?
Who has my scent?
If you're gonna be here,
you gotta know what
you're dealing with.
Yes, yes.
That's what I've been
trying to get you to do,
tell me what the
hell is going on,
besides an old man who thinks
all this sh*t is normal.
Madison,
he stays in the basement.
Madison?
Madison, the-- the-- the owner
of this fantasy land,
he-- he lives in the basement?
I said he's there.
I said nothing about living.
Why he in the basement?
Daylight.
Oh, for f*ck's sake,
come on, man!
Just stop with this
whole daytime, nighttime,
he has my scent bullshit.
Just stop with the riddles
and tell me the truth.
Vampires.
Bogieville is filled with them.
That's who has your scent,
and that is why you
and missy can't leave.
You happy now?
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Vampires.
Good one.
Good one!
You almost had me there.
Geez.
For an old man, you got
a hell of a sense of humor.
They're real!
And they're here.
Now, I know you think
I'm just an old fool,
lost his mind, and believe me,
I wish that was the case.
Come nightfall,
reality is gonna set in.
You're serious?
Sorry you and the little
lady got mixed up in this,
but you came here.
No one dragged your a*s in.
Glad to answer any
questions you might have.
I might have.
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, yeah,
I might have a few.
Here's one.
How come you're not one of them?
Well Madison, let me live
as long as I took
care of the place...
...made sure no one poked
around while they rest.
Night time, I stay inside.
Good advice for you, too.
Okay.
I might be losing my f*cking
mind here asking this,
But... (SNIFFLES)
...let's assume
you're not insane, okay,
and those things do exist,
whatever the f*ck they are.
(SNIFFLES)
What makes you think
they want us around?
They do exist, boy.
And no,
they don't want you around.
Like you, they got no choice.
What if they don't like us?
You're dead.
-If we leave?
-You're dead.
They'll find you.
Wherever you go,
they'll find you.
Can't have their little
secret getting out.
How long were you gonna
walk around up in the attic?
HAM:
Attic?
I wasn't up there.
Someone was.
(SIGHS)
That's an old house, baby.
-Old house, old man.
-Old secrets, too.
Secrets?
Yeah,
you ain't gonna believe--
What the hell is
Bogieville, anyway?
The-- the owner's
name is Madison,
Crawford's brother-in-law.
Was a really big
Humphrey Bogart fan,
so he named the place after it.
(LAUGHS)
Bogieville?
Yeah, that's pretty silly.
Yeah.
If you think that's a hoot,
wait until your
hear was out there.
Listen, Ham.
I know you wanna leave,
but we should at
least stay the night
and get some much-needed sleep.
I, for one, did not get much
curled up like a pretzel
last night in the Jeep
HAM:
Ford.
It's not a Jeep.
Whatever.
Baby, I gotta
tell you something.
We can't leave.
What?
I got some bad news
about Bogieville.
(DOOR CREAKS)
Lily?
Lily?
(LIGHT CLICKS)
(LILY GROWLING)
I got some...
...folks...
...staying in the room...
...directly beneath,
sweetheart.
I know.
Of course you know.
You'd know if a moth got
fried in the porch light.
You are gonna have to
stay with your aunt...
...and uncle
in the basement...
...for the good of all of us...
...until these folks
get settled...
...okay?
They stay?
CRAWFORD:
I'm not gonna be here forever.
And... (SIGHS)
...well, I need to bring in
folks I can trust...
...to keep you safe...
...and get you things you need.
I get everything I need.
I need I know you do,
sweetheart.
I know.
But I--
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I'd feel a whole lot
better knowin' you were in...
...good hands.
(LOCK CLICKING)
(DOOR CLICKS)
Oh, I-- I thought I heard
raccoons in the attic.
Once in a while,
one or two get in.
I have to flush them out.
Oh, we could check if you like.
Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
It's best if I do.
And that door...
(LOCK RATTLES)
...stays locked.
-CRAWFORD: What you doing boy?
-(HAM GASPING)
HAM: You scared
the sh*t out of me.
What are you doing?
Well I heard something.
You--
you didn't hear that?
You damn fool.
I told you the rules.
You gotta live by them,
or you won't live.
Right, right.
Vampires.
You had a nightmare is 'all,
so go on back to your room.
Hopefully in the morning
the nightmare will be over.
It's just beginning, boy.
(LOCK RATTLES)
Just beginning.
Damn fool.
(LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(AIR WHOOSHES)
What's the matter?
I-- I thought--
I thought I felt something.
Feel like this, baby?
(BETSY LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Hey Nick.
Come on, darling.
Don't be a tease.
(BETSY LAUGHS)
Nick, stop.
Stop.
There's a f*cking
girl in your truck.
Hey, kid, can't
see I'm busy here?
Get the hell outta my truck.
Hey never mind, Nick.
Just get the girl
the f*ck outta the truck.
Get the f*ck outta there, kid.
Huh? What you doing?
BETSY:
Maybe she don't speak
no English.
NICK:
Hey, kid.
You all right?
Hey.
(SCREAMS)
So our yet-to-be-identified
animal struck again last night.
Except this time,
victim barely but alive.
Yeah, I was at the
hospital when he arrived.
I'd really like to see
if he could verify.
Verify what?
Oh, just grabbing
at thin air, Jim.
You know you holding back
some information right now
really ain't helping anybody.
Verify what, Doc?
Oh, a crazy hunch
crossed my mind.
JIM:
Yeah, well, sometimes
crazy's usually the culprit.
What is it?
Okay.
I consider this theory
based on the first victim's
complete loss of blood,
and, uh, last night's survivor
who wore a crucifix.
Yeah?
(LAUGHS)
You telling me he survived
because he was religious?
Vampires.
(LAUGHS)
Vampires?
Jesus Christ.
You been sniffin' that
chloroform again, huh?
What do you have
to dispute me?
Okay, for shits and giggles,
how about I give my deputies
a little garlic, huh,
and I call the local
reverend and I say,
"Hey don't you give everybody
some crucifixes?"
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, well that's
not a bad start.
Or you could wait until more
bloodless bodies turn up.
Come on, Doc.
What would you do
if you were my boots?
Vampire?
Plural, Jim.
More than one.
A nest, somewhere in the county,
and waiting for sun to go down.
(CHAIR CREAKS)
HAM:
He's doing his rounds now
to make sure everything is,
well, normal.
Not that I think
it's possible,
but let's just say for a minute,
let's just say there
is something, you know,
bad in this place.
Do you believe whatever
it is can come after us?
I don't know what to
believe anymore, baby.
I mean, my mind says
it ain't possible,
but what I saw and smelled,
it's just, what the f*ck?
It just doesn't make any sense.
(SCRUNCHES)
All the bags are packed?
We're all set.
Gonna go get 'em.
You watch him.
(SCRUNCHES)
(GROWLS ECHO FAINTLY)
(GROWLS ECHO FAINTLY)
(LOCK RATTLES)
(HAM SIGHS)
Change your mind?
Something we gotta
do before we go.
We shouldn't waste time, Ham.
Oh great, another adventure.
(DISHES CLATTER)
I heard someone
talking downstairs.
An old house, remember?
I definitely heard someone.
We need to find out who it is.
We need Crawford's keys.
And have you got those?
HAM:
Probably in his room.
JODY:
His door is bound to be locked.
Everything in this
place is locked.
(DOOR CREAKS)
(GRUNTS)
What can I do for you, Sheriff?
John Forge.
Who and where is he?
Don't know too much about him,
other than he comes in
the bar now and then.
Last time I saw him,
he was leaving the Big Toe
with two girls on his arm.
Do you know the girls are?
No.
They hitched a ride
from Wallonia
looking for a good time.
-You know how it is.
-Hmm.
-Who wore his Stetson?
-One of the girls.
She was a sexy
little thing, too.
They say where
they were headed?
No idea.
They stuck around for
a few drinks after the fight
and then they took off.
-Fight?
-EDDIE: Yeah.
John and some guy
named Ham, Ham Simms.
-Why were they fighting?
-EDDIE: What else?
The girls.
After I broke it up,
Ham said he was gonna
get John, k*ll him.
A few others heard
him say it, too.
Where's Ham now?
Him and his girlfriend,
Jody Barnett,
my ex-waitress who hit me
over the head with a bottle...
...staying in the rooming
house on Morgan Street.
Word is, after the fight,
they skipped town.
I think Ham's friend, Nick,
might know where they went to.
Nick?
Where's he now?
He's in the hospital.
He's the guy I got attacked by
that bear in my parking lot.
Wasn't it?
Okay,
that about
does it, for now.
Your statement's
been very helpful.
If you see or hear Ham, Jody...
...you give me a call.
Sure thing, Sheriff.
Oh, and, uh, I'm guessing
you already know that Ham
used to work at the gas station
where they found
the owner k*lled.
I figured it was kind of funny
since the guy fired Ham
a few hours earlier.
Thank you.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Looks like
they all made it back.
(KEYS JINGLE)
Basement, now.
You can't go down there.
You gotta admit,
your vampire story
is just a little bit
far-fetched.
Scent or no scent, show us.
Now.
-You are acting crazy.
-Not now, baby.
(CRAWFORD SIGHS)
(KEYS JINGLING)
If you two are so
hell-bent on seeing...
...so be it.
Ooh.
Let's go.
CRAWFORD:
You chicks gonna fly the coop?
Open the door
and we'll find out.
Last warning.
You sure you both
want to do this?
-My God.
-(GAGS)
(BOTH GAGGING)
-Now you got their scent.
-Don't.
Where's the light?
Go on down.
Light will come on.
(LOCK RATTLES)
HAM:
Where's the damn light?
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS, SCREAMS)
Why are you here?
(GROWLS)
We-- we-- we were looking--
we were looking for work,
and we had a crash and--
and-- and there was a sign.
Daddy sent you?
Yes, yes, yes!
Your-- your-- your dad sent us
to-- to-- to--
See with your own eyes?
Curiosity k*lled the cat.
-(SCREAMS)
-How's that?
We, believe.
We believe.
We believe!
We believe!
We believe!
You believe.
-And you stay.
-(CHOKING)
You obey, you obey,
or you die!
Like us.
(MACHINES BEEPING)
Hey.
Hey Nick.
What can you tell me
about the attack?
(GROANS)
Not a person.
Not a person?
I don't know.
She-- she looked
like a little girl.
Terrifying.
She looked dead.
She was on Betsy before.
I tried to get her off.
-He needs rest, Jim.
-I want answers.
You really think he's
part of those attacks?
If so, who attacked him?
That's why I ask
the questions, Doc.
You heard him.
She looked dead.
I won't be convinced
until I have checked
every bit of evidence.
I'm convinced
you're wasting time,
looking in the wrong direction.
I work in the direction
that the evidence points me,
and right now it's pointing me
to him and Ham.
And I won't be nudged
by your comic book
blood-sucking theory.
You know damn well that
is not what this is about.
Doc...
...enough.
Until something proves me wrong,
I'm gonna stay the
course of questioning,
him and bring Ham in.
What you gonna do
if I'm right, and it's too late?
Nothing I can do until
I get some solid proof.
Like it or not,
that's how it is.
We need to keep
this under our hats.
The public will have our hides
if we cry wolf about
some g*dd*mn vampires.
They'll have your hide
if I'm right.
You forgot to mention
your daughter's one of them
I intended to,
before you just had to
find out for yourself.
(SIGHS)
A while ago,
Madison got attacked
by one of them.
I don't know where
it came from or why.
(TESS GASPS)
-(GROWLING)
-TESS: Stay back, Lily.
Stay back.
-Okay.
-(GROWLS)
TESS:
Madison!
Stay back, Lily.
Stay back.
(TESS PANTING)
TESS:
Mattie...
(TESS PANTING)
(GROWLS)
(TESS SCREAMS)
What in God's name is happening?
What the hell's goin' on here?
Get back!
Get back now.
Get back!
(GROWLING)
(MADISON SCREAMING)
Madison!
-(SCREAMING)
-(FLESH SQUISHING)
-(GROWLING)
-(FLAMES CRACKLING)
(MADISON GROANING)
TESS:
Madison!
Oh my God.
Are you all right?
(FLAMES WHOOSHING)
That thing bit me like
a g*dd*mn rottweiler.
CRAWFORD:
What the hell was that?
The way she just melted away
like some movie vampire thing.
Vampires?
(PANTS)
That's just what we need
to bring in the rentals.
Come feed the pet
g*dd*mn f*cking vampire.
Crazy how she burned up
like that.
Well, maybe she got
something flammable on her.
Don't know what it was.
Scared the sh*t outta me.
I'll get the first aid kit.
That was no woman, Madison.
Humans don't just
turn to matches.
You all right, uncle?
Yeah, now you know.
(GRUNTS)
I don't feel so good.
I think I need to get inside.
(GROANS)
(CUPBOARDS RATTLING)
(PANTS)
Madison?
Lily?
Lily.
My god, what happened?
(CRAWFORD PANTING)
Are you okay, sweetie?
You're bleedin' now.
what-- what--
what's happened?
(CRAWFORD PANTING)
(TESS GROWLING)
What the--
(LILY GROWLING)
-(BONES CRACKLING)
-(TESS GROWLING)
(TESS HISSING)
Oh my God.
God Almighty.
Uncle?
God Almighty.
Lily.
Lily...
your uncle?
What happened to you.
Oh my God, no.
Oh, Jesus Christ,
this can't be happening, no.
It's happening, Crawford.
CRAWFORD:
I know now.
But Madison said
he'd protect Lily.
MADISON:
What is Crawford doing
out there?
Poor man's been
trying to tie a bow
in Lily's hair for 20 minutes.
Ah, you mean poor Lily,
suffering through her daddy
tryin' to tie a bow for an hour.
He can saddle a horse,
but he can't work a bow.
I think you need
to show him how.
Go on.
There.
No, Daddy.
That's too tight.
I won't be able to take it out.
-I have scissors.
-Oh no. No way.
I think you might
wanna ask your Aunt Tessy
what she thinks of
your dad's handwork.
Care to help me feed
Mattie a treat, Lily?
Yes, Maddy loves chicken.
Oh yeah.
Mattie does love chicken.
Come on, let's go.
(SIGHS)
I could fiddle
with that damn ribbon
'til hell froze over.
Don't that get close to
what her mom could've done.
Well us men, we ain't
designed for bows and things.
But I admire you for trying.
Well, I, I promised Anna
I'd take care of Lily,
and that includes
bows and things.
Breaks my heart to see
her without her mom.
That's gonna be rough
enough as it is.
I don't know how you find
the strength, Crawford.
Losing a wife, bringing
up a child, alone,
a blind child.
Blind or not,
she's my life.
You know, we found out
Tess couldn't have babies,
and Lord knows, I tried.
Your Lily, she became
a blessing to us.
And we thank you
for taking us in
after
Anna...
I, I can't.
Crawford, we're family now.
We're family.
If I protected them.
It's happened.
Now go.
Protect yourself.
Go!
(CRAWFORD PANTING)
(SIGHS)
I didn't have much choice...
...so I figured, uh...
...I'd play ball.
Protect her from what?
The others.
All them out in Bogieville...
...well, they'd rip
each other apart
like a pack of wild
dogs if they wanted.
Wait a minute,
it was just the three of them,
right?
'Til they went into
Bogieville and had a feast,
creating a domino effect,
ones they turned,
attacked the others.
That was 20 years ago.
Lily doesn't look over 10.
They stay the same.
It's when they turn,
they don't age.
And Lily'd be nearly 30 now.
I'm the only one in Bogieville
that's aged.
Safe to assume,
since you're still alive...
...you've been approved.
When my time comes,
Bogieville will,
excuse the pun,
live on.
Now all you gotta do is
meet the rest of them.
Where are you going?
Great little adventure
you've dragged us in this time.
Sorry, baby.
I'm so sorry.
We need to get the f*ck
outta here.
We'll find a way.
We always do.
That monster's pretty convincing
he'd k*ll us both if we left.
(DOOR CLICKS)
Come with me, both of you.
Where?
Madison calls, you go.
If not, he'll come to you.
You don't want that.
(JODY WHIMPERING)
I can't go, go back there.
I can't go down there again.
Not downstairs.
Outside.
(WHIMPERS)
(SNIFFLES)
(VAMPIRES GROWLING AND HISSING)
-Stay close to me.
-No sh*t.
Easy now.
(VAMPIRES GROWLING AND HISSING)
They ain't gonna harm us,
even though they're achin'
to rip our throats out.
So stay still.
(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
-(JODY WHIMPERING)
-Shut your yaps.
No, you will not take
their lives.
-Why?
-Because I say so.
When Crawford dies,
you'll need protection.
Not from you.
You turned my wife,
and now I should obey you?
You take life from
too far, Billy Cupps.
And you, too near.
Remember, Billy Cupps,
I once had a soul.
I didn't choose this life.
(GROWLS)
Whatever you want,
Uncle, so took us with you.
The little one
speaks the truth.
You should be ended.
Enough.
Stay with me,
you'll have protection.
You go with him,
you will all be ended.
(GROWLS)
Now go, Billy Cupps.
Go!
-Any questions?
-(JODY PANTING)
Hey, I just can't believe
all those f*ck are dead.
Oh, you noticed that, did you?
There's a kind of
wonderment to them.
Dead, but not dead.
Lungs, but no air.
Ravenous need for blood.
Without it,
they can get right nasty.
They have a strength and
power they never had before.
Lily's senses increased 1,000%.
-This can't be happening.
-Oh, it is.
Except you two smack
dab in the middle of it.
And who, who was
Madison fighting with?
Billy Cupps, Madison's
number one pain in the a*s
since he first moved
into Bogieville.
They never got along,
but Cupps was always
popular with the rest of us.
I'm just surprised they've
never been found out.
Billy Cupps believes that
Madison will get discovered
by taking life
close to Bogieville.
Problems of the undead?
Well there's always the chance
they may not make it back by
sunup, have to hide somewhere,
but that leaves some
more chance of discovery.
I guarantee a few of 'em
are gonna be ash
piles in the morning.
(SIGHS) I just pray...
...Lily's not one of them.
Then again...
...her nightmare would be over.
Why don't they just
step out in the sun
if they're so hateful
of what they are?
Their only concern
is surviving,
and their last hope
of survival is staying alive.
Accepting who you are...
...it's easier than ending
your existence.
All right, everybody,
now I need y'all
to pay attention.
Now, all the recent murders,
including the slaughter
last night at Marcy's
are still unexplained.
But we may have insight to
who or what may committed them.
The Doc here, she has a theory
that seems inconceivable,
but after weighing
up the evidence,
I have to conclude is feasible,
no matter how absurd
it may seem.
Doc?
In a nutshell,
we are under siege by vampires.
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
What the f*ck? Seriously?
Hey,
now I know it sounds crazy.
That was my first thought, too.
But what I'd like y'all to do is
take a good look at
these here photographs.
You'll notice how
all the victims
have been completely
drained of the blood.
As you know, a man and
a woman were attacked
in the Big Toe parking lot.
The man survived because of
a crucifix around his neck.
We're looking for Bela Lugosi?
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
Quiet down.
Quiet down.
This sh*t is crazy.
Ham Simms'...
...is still a suspect,
and until we find him,
we approach
with extreme caution.
How we supposed to know it's
not just some drugged-up kid?
First of all, I need y'all
to take this seriously,
and you see one,
call for backup.
And do not, I repeat,
do not approach alone.
What about our families?
Well, it's in
everybody's best interest
that we do not inform
anybody of this
until everything is verified.
That is all.
Well that went well.
(VAMPIRES HISSING)
What the hell?
-(NICK PANTING)
-(VAMPIRES HISSING)
Come with me.
(GROWLS)
We're waiting.
(GROWLS)
(VAMPIRES HISSING)
(NICK WHIMPERING)
-What the f*ck?
-(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
Jump.
(NICK SCREAMS)
(VAMPIRES GROWLING IN DISTANCE)
(GROANS)
End me.
(VAMPIRE GROWLS)
(VAMPIRE GROWLS)
End...
...me
(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMING)
-(FLAMES CRACKLING)
(TAKING DEEP BREATHS)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
Baby...
...we gotta get
the hell outta here.
It's too dangerous.
They'll turn us into
whatever the hell they are.
I don't wanna spend an
eternity drinking blood
and looking like
I've been dragged
behind the back
of a cement truck.
We can hide by night,
travel by day.
California, Canada.
Come on, baby, where's
your sense of adventure?
No more adventures, baby.
They'll find us and k*ll us.
Oh baby, I won't let
anything happen to you.
I love you.
I love you, too.
(CHUCKLES)
God knows why.
But I do.
I have to try something.
I'll come back for you,
I promise.
Yeah, I know.
I'll signal from the window
when it's safe to go.
(CRAWFORD SNORING)
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
(CRAWFORD SNORING)
(TRUCK RUMBLING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
This ain't good.
(GROWLS)
(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
Crawford.
(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
Nick, come on.
f*ck's sake, Nick.
Pick up, pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.
Nick, it's Ham.
I need your help.
Can't tell you over the phone,
'cause he wouldn't believe it.
Just call me back once
you get this, all right?
(GROWLS)
If you can't keep them in,
Crawford,
how do I believe you will
keep others out?
(GROWLS)
Woman, I smell her.
(GROWLS)
Bring her to me!
You-- you don't need her.
Bring her!
(GROWLS)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING FAINTLY)
You gonna behave yourself?
Yeah, I'm just, just looking
for my friend, uh, Nick.
His truck's outside.
You know the guy who--
Yeah, last we heard
he was in the hospital.
Hospital? Why?
Him and a gal were attacked
in the lot the other night.
Girl was k*lled.
Your friend got banged up
pretty well, too.
-Attacked by who?
-Talk to the sheriff.
No, no, no. I gotta
talk to Nick first, but...
(SIGHS)
...you ain't got no signal
in here, do you?
Hey,
sheriff's looking for you.
The word is you
k*lled your boss.
Dudley?
I didn't k*ll Dudley.
Hell, I didn't even
know he was dead.
You're gonna have to convince
the sheriff on that one.
I gotta go find Nick
and the sheriff, so--
Why don't you ask
one of those deputies
to call him in on the radio?
They wouldn't believe...
-I gotta go.
-See you around.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
-Ham Simms?
-Uh, yes.
The sheriff wants a few words.
Uh, okay, okay, uh, whoa.
DEPUTY:
Handcuffs for skipping town?
Suspicion of m*rder.
That's bullshit.
I didn't k*ll anyone.
Well that's an original defense.
Ain't never heard
that one before.
Didn't k*ll anyone.
You--
you've gotta listen to me.
-I didn't k*ll anyone.
-Quiet.
I, uh, I gotta talk
to the sheriff.
(GROWLS)
What the f*ck?
-No, no, no, no, no.
-(OFFICERS SCREAMING)
No!
(GROWLS)
I have Jody.
She had nothing to do
with me leaving, nothing.
Why do you leave her
to answer for you?
(GROWLS)
Go back now,
or she will die,
or even worse, she
will live as one of us.
(GROWLS)
Go!
I will.
I will.
Promise.
(GROWLS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(TRUCK STUTTERING)
f*ck!
Hello?
I need to talk to Sheriff.
VOICEMAIL ON PHONE:
This is the Georgia State
Police Department.
Please leave a--
VOICEMAIL ON PHONE:
Hey, Nick here.
-f*ck.
-(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
Gimme a sec.
Hey, just leave a message.
I'll come back to you
real soon.
(TONE BEEPS)
Nick, it's me, Ham.
You really gotta
change your recording.
It's driving me f*cking nuts.
Anyways, I heard
you're at the hospital
so I'm coming to see you.
And, uh, Jody's in a bad place.
-We've got--
-(PHONE BEEPS)
f*ck!
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.
(VAN RUMBLING)
-Hey.
-Deputy.
What happened?
Well,
he was on the window ledge,
and went off before
she could get to him.
-MAN 1: Nick?
-MAN 2: Nick Cannon.
Any witnesses?
Other than this girl
there outside the window,
we have no idea where they went.
-Thank you.
-MAN 2: All right.
(SIRENS WAILING)
(MACHINES BEEPING)
You okay, Jim?
Oh
(GAGGING)
Nurse said she couldn't
get to him in time.
-Hmm.
-She also said that
she thought she seen
someone else outside.
He wasn't showing any
signs of being suicidal.
Oh and he's not
wearing his crucifix,
and these are wounds...
...not bites.
So she was right.
Someone or something
wanted him dead that night.
Yeah, he was attacked
after he hit the sidewalk...
...to make damn sure he was.
(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)
Hi, Barb?
Yeah, I'm down by
the old railway,
but I'm going to see
you in the morning.
Don't wait up for me.
What?
(NECK CRUNCHES)
(GROWLS)
Dinner is served.
Hurry, the sun is on the rise.
(GROWLS)
(VAN RUMBLING)
-(g*nsh*t FIRES)
-What the f*ck?
-(g*nsh*t FIRES)
-(HAM PANTING)
What the--
What the hell?
What are you trying to do?
Making sure you don't
pull some sh*t on me again.
Where's Jody?
Well, Madison took
her downstairs
before he went to eat.
All right, boy,
now you need to calm down
before you get down there, huh?
(PANTS)
Ah,
I take it Madison found you.
Handcuffed to a couple
of deputies.
Deputies? Why?
Because the sheriff wanted
to talk about a m*rder,
and I'm pretty sure
I know who did it.
You didn't tell him
anything, did you?
I didn't have time to,
'cause Madison has pals k*lled
everyone before I could.
I'm pretty sure
his secret's out.
Did you find a hider
in the barn?
Hider? There was a woman
under a truck.
Can we talk about
this downstairs?
I really need to
check on Jody right--
You listen to me, right here!
You caused some kind
of racket around here.
You're g*dd*mn lucky you
ain't dead now, or worse.
So if I got a few questions,
you quietin' down
until I'm good and ready
to bring you downstairs.
Now you tell me about the barn.
There was a woman
under a truck.
She reached out to me
and I took her hand
and there pulled her out.
She burned.
To be honest with you,
she was relieved.
Now, we ain't here to assist
in suicide, boy.
The next time you find one,
you treat it like you just
walked up on a rattlesnake.
And back away, nice and easy,
no matter what they say.
You got it?
Ironic, isn't it?
Them wanting to be dead.
What's ironic is that woman...
...was Billy Cup's wife.
f*ck.
Exactly.
(KEYS JINGLING)
Ain't nothing can be done
about it now.
(LOCK RATTLING)
(MADISON GROWLING)
(GROWLS)
We don't need you.
(GROWLING)
(DOOR BANGS)
Listen,
it's alright, it's alright.
(GROWLS)
(HAM AND JODY PANTING)
You okay?
Did he hurt you?
Are you okay?
I'm scared shitless,
but I'm okay.
I thought he was gonna k*ll me.
He's so f*ck' pissed you left.
He gave me a warning.
My last one.
Your last warning!
(GROWLS)
Outside.
Outside!
Out! Out!
CRAWFORD:
Get out! Get out!
(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
(BILLY CUPPS GROWLS)
Your--
your wife got sunned.
I-- I-- I found her.
I-- I-- I'm sorry.
-You ended her?
-No.
-BILLY: You ended her!
-MADISON: Cupps!
I told you no harm to him!
He was yours.
He ended her.
You stop at
nothing to anger me.
(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
-HAM: She sunned herself!
-Then I will end you!
(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
I k*lled his friend.
I'll k*ll him.
You k*lled Nick?
And.. Now.. You!
(GROWLS)
(g*nsh*t FIRES)
Daddy?
Daddy?
-(GROWLS)
-(JODY GASPS)
Bury him.
HAM:
Crazy old man
didn't deserve this.
We have to get the hell outta
here while we still can.
JODY:
I can't.
What do you mean you can't?
We have to in the morning
we'll just--
I can't go.
My scent.
He'll know.
Great timing.
We're not safe no matter
where we go.
But if I stay, that f*ck'
animal won't know you've gone.
So you go,
find the sheriff,
tell him I'm being
held against my will.
I dunno anything, improvise,
but just get him here, okay?
Okay.
At sunup, we'll bury him.
Then I'll get the sheriff.
Okay?
(WHIMPERS)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
Crawford was a good man,
a difficult man.
He was.
He had one hell
of a hard time, though.
Good father who cared enough
for his daughter
to die for her.
Hell, he gave his life
protecting her.
May he rest in peace.
Where's your truck?
Battery died on me.
So whose van is that?
It doesn't really matter.
Can't use it anyways.
Crawford saw to that.
How the hell
are you getting outta here?
There's a truck in the barn.
Probably gonna try
to use that one.
You know there ain't anything's
gonna stop us, ain't that right?
Besides, it's you we have
to be worried about it.
I'll be fine.
With Crawford gone,
Madison needs us to
watch over the place.
All right.
Just don't be afraid to use it.
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING)
(DIRT RATTLES)
(SIGHS)
Please, please,
please, please, please.
(DOOR CLICKS)
(SIGHS)
Yes.
All right.
(OBJECTS RATTLING)
All right.
The town is on the edge
of full-blown panic, Jim.
Yeah, but so are
the other towns.
Coming to us like we're some
f*cking vampire experts.
Hmm.
I don't know how
we're gonna fight this.
Take the battle to them.
That's a, that's a good idea.
But, uh,
where?
You know, it's not like
I can, I can just search
vampire hideouts or where
the hornet's nest is.
Well, seems to me you find Ham,
and you find the nest.
Like I say,
(SIGHS)
Where?
-(VAMPIRE GROWLING)
-(HAM GASPS)
Stay back,
or you'll get sunned.
-(VAMPIRES GROWLING)
-(KEYS JINGLING)
(CAR RUMBLES)
f*ck yeah.
(LOUD KNOCKING)
(JODY GASPING)
(KNOCK THUMPS ON DOOR)
(SCREAMS)
(GROWLS)
(WHIMPERS)
(PANTS)
Well he don't look too good.
All right,
everybody, settle down.
Everything's gonna be okay.
(PEOPLE MUTTERING)
Let's just take a minute,
relax, and console ourselves.
Hey the Reverend here
is gonna hand out
some things to protect you.
Okay, now I know
it sounds crazy.
I didn't wanna
believe it, myself.
One thing you can't
deny is evidence,
and believe me,
we got plenty of it.
Now call those
things what you will,
vampires, blood-suckers,
I don't care.
One thing you can't
call 'em is human.
And yes, you're right.
We ain't never dealt with
anything like this before.
But with the good
Lord by our side...
...we sure as hell we'll
do the best that we can...
...and I'll be damned
if we ain't taking our town
back today, so...
let's k*ll some monsters.
We gotta hustle, Sheriff.
The sun goes down before
we're ready, we're screwed.
Let's go.
(SIRENS WAILING)
(ENGINES REVVING)
Jesus Christ.
I still can't believe we're
dealing with vampires here.
I hope Jesus
is watching over us.
Hey, now, how do we know
we just ain't guests of honor
to a feast you're sticking on
for your blood-sucking
friends here?
You can always turn around
and wait for them
to come to you.
They're hardly
my friends, Sheriff.
Now's the best time to hit them,
when they're vulnerable.
Well let's hope
you get 'em all.
HAM:
We have to.
Pretty sure if any
of them survive,
they'll just find
another safe spot.
Great.
He's pretty sure.
Clive, very soon
there's gonna be
a hidden driveway on your right.
You have to slow
down and see it.
Almost there, Sheriff.
(g*ns CLICKING)
The sun is going down.
We've got maybe an hour.
JIM:
All right,
you m*therf*ckers,
I wanna to see y'all burn.
(VAMPIRE ROARS)
(g*nshots FIRING)
(FLAMES CRACKLING)
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
(g*nsh*t FIRES)
Jody!
(GROWLS)
Jody!
(HAM SIGHS)
(WHIMPERS)
God, am I glad to see you.
-You all right?
-Barely.
He's in the basement.
He ain't happy. He knows.
He knows what?
MADISON:
I'm done.
I'm going.
You took my life.
Take me with you.
You are troublesome.
Both of you.
I take no one.
No more.
Don't leave me.
I am your wife.
Only 'til death us do part.
And we're already dead.
(TESS HISSES)
Where to?
That bulkhead around the side,
there will be three very
angry vampires in there.
Better cover the main door.
-Be careful.
-All right.
-Baby, take this.
-Yeah. Let's go.
He will not protect you.
Because of you.
And I should be ended?
I hear very well, Auntie.
Hear this.
He will be back,
and you will be ended.
Say hello to Daddy!
-(TESS SCREAMS)
-(FLAMES CRACKLING)
(PANTS)
What happened, Deputy?
It's a woman.
She burned.
HAM:
Only one?
Keep an eye out
for a man and a girl.
Already looked.
It's empty.
HAM:
Keep looking.
Let's get outta here.
(DOOR CLICKS)
(GROWLS)
Two down in there, Sheriff.
Keeping count?
Now look, Ham said
there's a second barn.
Let's go find it. Go.
Okay, Jim.
JIM:
Davies, check
the plates on this.
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
(LAUGHS)
Sorry, Doc.
There ain't no one here, man.
DOCTOR:
Stay on your guard.
VIGILANTE:
Get off me!
-(SHOUTING)
-(g*nsh*t FIRES)
(GROWLS)
(g*nsh*t FIRES)
Rest in peace.
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
I didn't think you
had it in you, Doc.
(PANTS)
Neither did I.
Jesus!
(g*nsh*t FIRES)
(g*nshots FIRING)
You motherfuckin'
blood-suckin' vampire
straight-back-to-hell
piece of sh*t!
Yeah, I got him.
Dammit.
I wish we'd called
the state trooper to help us,
rather than these
innocent people.
You had no choice or time,
Jim.
Sheriff.
Dispatch says the plates
on the pickup belonged
to a Melvin Crosby
from Wallonia County,
and they've also got
a missing persons file on him
and the girlfriend
from a camping trip.
You tell the sheriff
of Wallonia County that, uh,
they ain't missing anymore.
-Yes sir.
-Oh,
and got a pickup
truck for that van.
Yes sir.
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
You okay?
Uh, sorry I doubted you.
No.
I wouldn't have
believed me either.
Right now,
I wish I'd been wrong.
You know, I thought these things
only existed in nightmares.
Devils and demons
have been around
since Biblical times, Jim.
We may not see them, but there
are enough missing persons
in this world to cause concern.
Is there something we can do?
No.
You head back.
There's injured in town
I suppose so.
Watch yourself, Sheriff.
(LAUGHS)
(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
Wait, I've had enough
of this sh*t show.
Let's just steal
this sheriff's car,
take off, just the two of us.
Then we'd really be
like Bonnie and Clyde.
No, we have to find Madison.
Why?
If we don't, we'll be
looking over our shoulders
for the rest of our lives.
You want that?
-No, I don't.
-We have to look for him,
everywhere, including here.
Hey.
(JODY SCREAMING)
(HAM YELLS)
-Stand down.
-(MADISON GROWLING)
(g*nshots FIRING)
(FLAMES CRACKLING)
I'm not gonna lose you today.
I'm not gonna lose you.
Not ever.
Come on, not ever.
(GRAVEL CRUNCHING)
(GROANS)
Morning, Ham.
Thought I'd stop by,
see how y'all folks are doing.
That's mighty nice
of you, Sheriff.
Good as can be expected.
Excuse the pun here, but
the place seems pretty dead.
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.
Take a while to get
it back to.. Normal.
Yeah, I think so.
Well, for the life of me,
I can't figure out why
you want the place, but...
(LAUGHS)
Come on now, Sheriff,
where's your sense of adventure?
Oh, I think I had enough
adventure in my lifetime,
don't you think?
Happy I could help you
get the place, though.
We appreciate the help.
You know, it's been
three months now
since we, uh, cleared those
f*ck' things outta here.
Ain't seen Jody.
She's all right?
She's fine.
Rounding up snack.
-(SHOTGUN CLICKS)
-Enjoyin' life.
Well, you take care, Ham.
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
Rise you up above me
The black sky out
here don't love me
And once I did
love you madly
But now I would
k*ll you gladly
I'm gonna rise
Death flies swarm
all around me
And vultures
swoop down upon me
The dead sea
won't entertain me
And mankind will
always blame me
I will rise
Over you
I'm gonna rise
Over you
...'till the day I die
I'm all alone
But I'm still alive
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