Jowa Collector, The (2025)

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I'm Luigi.

They said I have

a strong sex appeal.

A literal panty dropper.

And I'm proud of it.

Ah!

Sorry, miss, sorry.

Sorry...

Wait!

I'm Hazel, and you are?

Luis Miguel Mercado.

But you can call me bae.

I have many girlfriends

All at the same time.

No!

No, babe!

From different courses

in the university belt.

Yes!

Someone who studies accounting...

- Nursing,

- Don't rush putting it in.

It might hurt.

Culinary Arts,

It feels so good, love.

So good!

- Education.

- Kiss me here..

Good boy.

At this point, babe...

I'm gonna teach you a new lesson.

That's why, they all admire me.

They're all envious,

and clap for me.

Slow down, Papa.

I'm coming, sweetie.

Slow down, Papa.

It feels so good, loves.

Ugh, so good.

What happened?

I'm tired, babe.

It's our exam week.

My brain's tired

from all the reviewing.

You're always busy.

Last week, you went to the gym.

Last-last week, you came home

from an out of town trip.

You're always tired.

Exhausted.

Not in the mood.

That's what happens

when you nut on the daily.

Don't worry, babe.

I'll make it up to you.

I've heard that so many times.

Okay, fine.

Monday's your schedule for next week.

So I can save energy for the weekend.

Why? Do you have

other schedules?

No, of course..

We don't have to see

each other everyday, right?

And besides, I set schedules

because I'm busy.

I only get to rest on weekends,

and family bonding.

I hope you understand, babe.

I need to prioritize my studies.

Otherwise...

My mom will no longer

allow me to have a girlfriend.

Huh?

Sorry, babe.

I'm very sorry.

Okay.

I'm okay with Monday.

I get you.

But for now,

I'll take care of you.

Ugh, loves, it feels so good.

Loves?

I love you, babe.

I love you.

More.

How do I manage to date

them all at the same time?

Simple.

There's seven days in a week.

Why Wednesday, sweetie?

Sweetie, my class is until 9 PM.

Do you want me to fail?

No! I want us to see each

other on Wednesday, papa.

Mama, try to understand me...

They're teasing me for

being submissive to you.

It's not like that, loves.

Of course, I schedule

my Thursdays just for you.

And besides, my schedule will be ruined.

Friday, it's going to be traffic.

We'll just waste our time in a cab.

Then let's do it inside the cab.

Isn't it more exciting, loves?

Any day's exciting...

As long as Im with you, bae.

I'm okay with any day.

You're so understanding, bae.

Thanks.

Let's go, I'll show you off

to my friends.

Is she the one head

over heels about you?

Hey! Watch your mouth,

you idiot!

It's fine, bae.

He's speaking facts.

What year are you in?

Third year, Mass comm.

Wow!

You got another one

from a different course.

Huh?

Because he has...

Friends.

My friends, from other majors.

Of course, I have to

expand my knowledge.

Knowledge?

He's having difficulties

maintaining his grades.

How many times did

you shift courses again?

as*h*le!

I'm bored, that's why

I shift courses.

Bored, or it's getting dull?

Oh!

You guys are so harsh!

He's just looking for himself

and where his interests at.

It's not a bad thing.

So you're saying,

he's been lost for three years?

Don't mind them, bae.

They're just jealous,

because they don't have a

girlfriend as beautiful as you!

It's so windy here.

Why? Do you all have girlfriends?

Bae, you still have classes right?

It's okay, bae.

I don't want to attend it anyway.

No, I don't want to be entitled

as an bad influence, right?

Go to your class.

I'm starting not to feel well,

my stomach hurts.

I might not be

able to go with you.

- Okay?

- But, bae...

I'll just go to the restroom!

Forgive my friend,

his stomach's always upset.

He'll put anything in his mouth.

Let him be.

I'll bring you home.

Hey, Joey!

I've been texting Luigi.

Is he with you?

Bae!

- Huh, bae?

- Babe! I said babe!

You're hearing things, sit down.

What are you doing here?

And how did you know I was here?

I just guessed.

This is your hangout spot, right?

Oh, babe...

You're as good as

the NBI in investigating.

I thought you're not feeling well?

That's why you can't leave your dormitory.

I went there.

But, they said you went to class.

Ah, I'm feeling a little better.

It'll be a waste if I

didn't go to class, right?

The new lessons and knowledge.

You know what, babe.

That's what I like about you.

You prioritize your studies.

So sometimes, you don't have time for me.

Bae, it's not like that.

I mean, babe.

I get it, babe.

And I'm so proud of you.

Really, babe?

Anyways, babe,

don't ever show up like this,

you know I don't like surprises.

Because you're the one

who might be surprised.

as*h*le!

It's just I might be doing my projects,

you know,

I don't like it

when I can't entertain you.

You're so sweet.

I have something for you.

Wow, this looks so good.

Doesn't your stomach hurt?

- as*h*le!

- Let me have some!

Hey! Give me one!

Don't mind them, babe.

They're always like that.

Bottom feeders.

Even if my friends are annoying,

they always have my back whenever

I'm close to blowing up my cover.

My friends call me,

The Jowa Collector,

of the university belt.

Every campus, I have a girlfriend.

They are my achievements,

my trophies.

They give fulfillment to my personality,

and my masculinity.

- Hi.

- Luigi!

Meet my girlfriend.

Susie.

Hi.

Your girlfriend?

Yes.

Really?

I can't recall any news about

this loser courting someone.

Why? Do I have to

brag it to you guys?

Or you're just making sure,

you'll tell us when it's official.

Yeah.

Geez, this guy.

You really said yes?

Why not?

You don't look good together.

You're too pretty.

Then look at him.

He looks like

he doesn't take a bath.

Yeah, right!

- That's why it stinks right here.

- Smelly!

- Idiots.

- Why?

I look better than...

- Don't point at me!

- Alan!

- Oh.

- Screw you!

He just flipped you off, dude.

Wait, wait.

Stop it.

I don't look at the appearance.

What matters to me is that

he's a good guy, and he loves me.

Do you love him?

Of course!

He's not asking you.

You answered so fast.

Just enough.

Just enough.

Just enough, huh?

Just enough, you heard her?

Are you stupid?

Do you know

the meaning of just enough?

Not yet a hundred percent sure.

She can still replace you!

You're dumb.

Just enough means

nothing more, nothing less.

If you're going to love someone,

you need to give it your all.

If only I could give them

more than a hundred!

- Right!

- True!

Don't settle for less!

You're really something, aren't you?

You hit the jackpot with Susie.

Imagine this face

hitting the jackpot, right?

Of course!

Right, loves?

What now?

Drooling over my partner, huh?

Dude, no one has beaten me yet.

Just wait.

I beat you.

- Susie.

- Oh!

Aren't you with your friends?

You, aren't you with Joey?

No.

And besides, I don't want

to always be with him, right?

Ew.

I actually added you on FB.

Ah, really? Wait.

Okay, I'll accept you.

Really?

Yes, just a moment.

There.

I've accepted you.

There you go.

That's right.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Susie.

Alright, okay.

I have to go somewhere else.

We'll go ahead.

Your friend?

Uh...

Yeah, this is Marla.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Uh, okay, we'll go ahead,

we still have somewhere to be.

- Okay. Take care.

- Take care, take care.

I don't know.

It's my first time feeling

this way towards a girl.

I think I'm in love.

Yes.

You're not in the mood again.

Don't say that

you were busy again.

I was just thinking

about my project, babe.

I haven't started it yet.

Submission is tomorrow.

Oh my god.

How about make me

your project for once?

You make me feel like sh*t.

Can I invite you for, uh...

For coffee, just coffee.

It's beautiful here, isn't it?

So fresh.

And it's so peaceful.

I think I'm in love.

With you.

Right away?

I'm serious.

I think I'm in love with you.

What about...

Joey?

Will you tell him?

Of course not.

What I mean is,

of course, you're courting me,

your friend's girlfriend.

If you love him,

I'll stay away from you.

But if not,

I'll fight.

Do you love him?

So, are we together?

What do you think?

Let's be together.

So, am I the one you love?

I'm not sure.

Why aren't you sure?

Are you sure you love me?

- Let's just keep this between us for now.

- Let's just keep this between us for now.

Sorry loves, I have an emergency.

My grandmother has passed away.

How many grandmothers

have passed away already?

I think it's the fifth one.

Who are you chatting with?

Ah, my dorm mate.

Asking if I'm going home now.

Whatever.

Wow, being with Susie is amazing.

It's so nice to be with her.

You mean to say

she's great in bed.

Or maybe you haven't

gone past holding hands?

Have you reached first base?

First base?

You men sex?

Exactly.

Almost there.

What do you mean almost there?

What if she has another boyfriend?

She wouldn't do that to me.

She loves me so much.

Right, my loves?

Miss you.

I love you.

Me? Guilty?

No!

It's not my fault

Susie loves me.

And she asked me

to have sex with her.

You guys got nothing on her.

Babe, aren't we going

to have sex today?

Babe, come on.

Our date doesn't always

have to end up in us having sex.

Lately, it seems different.

It seems like you've changed.

Just busy with school, babe.

You're always busy.

Why? Do you have

exams every day?

Do you have projects

to do every day?

It would be fine if

your grades were high.

But it's not.

If you don't want

to believe me...

I won't force you.

Just like that?

You won't argue?

- Do you want me to argue with you?

- No.

What I'm saying is, it's okay with you,

whether I believe or not.

You're being unreasonable.

You are the one who's unclear.

You're all excuses!

Fine.

I'm a liar.

I don't do projects,

I don't take exams,

I'm not studying well...

Is that what you want to hear?

If you don't have exams,

if you don't have projects...

Why don't you have time for me anymore?

Why are you so cold to me now?

Because I have another girlfriend now.

Are you happy now?

Damn you!

Is that how easily you can replace me?

I can easily replace you,

if I want to.

Anytime.

Babe, no. I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.

It's on you, babe.

You don't want to believe

what I'm saying.

I believe you now.

You got busy.

But you don't have any

other girlfriend, right?

I'm your only girlfriend, right?

- Just me.

- Of course.

Just you. No one else.

It's just you keep on

doubting me.

I believe you now, babe.

I trust and love you so much.

I'll die if you leave, babe.

I'm so sorry.

I forgive you.

Just don't do it again, okay?

Good thing you don't have

anything to do on Saturdays.

It's my rest day.

But from now on,

it's our very special day.

Do you want us to see

each other every day?

That's over the top.

I'm fine with once a week.

So, we don't get

tired of each other.

Also, let's set our priorities.

Studies, families,

friends, and ourselves.

Ourselves.

You're really smart.

That's why I fell even

more in love with you.

Hi, Susie, my love!

Where will we meet up?

I bought two movie tickets

online for us!

Is that Joey?

We have a date today.

When are you going

to break up with him?

I don't know.

If you're going to

break up with him,

don't tell him we're together.

Why not?

He might expose me that

you're not the only one I'm dating.

I just don't want him to get hurt.

That I'm the reason

you broke up with him.

He wants us to have sex.

Wow.

No. Don't agree.

Why not?

But I'm already your boyfriend.

But he's my boyfriend too.

And besides, he was

with me before you.

The reason why we did it...

is because we love each other.

I don't know.

I'm not even sure myself.

Whatever.

So, are you going to have sex?

Shhh!

Calm down, okay?

- My turn.

- Huh?

My turn.

Oh wait, wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait, ouch, ouch!

Wait!

It seems like you

didn't enjoy it, my loves.

Because I want...

Um...

What is it?

Nothing.

My loves...

If something's bothering you,

let me know, okay?

Can we...

Can we move our

schedule on Monday?

Monday?

sh*t!

First day of school week?

Isn't it possible if we focus

on our studies every Monday?

I don't want weekends anymore.

Also, I want to spend it

for myself, you know?

You know, just me.

So I can think things

through properly, correctly.

You can think about it

on weekdays, my loves.

You know, if you don't

want to, we can call it quits.

Quits?

Is it that easy for you?

Is it really that hard for you to adjust

from Saturday to Monday?

What about my studies?

What about myself,

if I give you my weekends?

Alright then.

So we won't argue anymore.

Monday,

if that's what you want,

Happy?

Damn, bro.

The way Erna stares at you,

it seems like she

wants to strangle you!

Damn it.

Even if she strips in front

of me, I won't go for it.

Image destroyer.

Geez, really?

Anyone who shows interest,

you go for them.

Idiot!

I'm just going for someone

that matches me, okay?

They really look

good together, right?

They look good together

as father and daughter.

Hey! You're so quiet.

It seems like you were

the one bitten by Erna.

- Dude.

- What?

Uh...

Your girlfriends each have

their own schedule, right?

What about it?

Susie, my love.

We're just like that.

There's a schedule.

Schedule?

What are you saying?

Susie is like Luigi?

Don't think about Susie like that.

Well, that's true.

She's beautiful.

Smart.

Sexy.

Chased by men.

- It's possible

- Women are different from men.

Women are monogamous.

And the men, naturally, are polygamous.

Wow!

He researched!

- I have nothing to say!

- A round of applause.

- So smart!

- Researcher!

We are different.

She's not like me.

How can you be sure?

You love her, but you

think of her that way.

Come on! Don't think

badly of Susie like that.

Talk to your friend.

- Geez.

- He's right.

Well, that's true.

You're right.

I hope you're right.

Do you like the food we bought?

Yeah. And the balut.

There's a lot of hair.

I like balut without feathers.

Right?

- Chicharon.

- Chicharon.

- There's vinegar, right?

- Yeah, exactly!

Next time again.

Joey?

You son of a b*tch!

Hey!

Damn you!

You don't choose, even if

it's your friend's girlfriend,

you'll still go for them.

You traitor, damn you!

What can I do, of course, I'm

way more handsome than you.

That's why she loves me more.

Shut up!

I don't love you because

you're better-looking than Joey.

But you love me

more than him, right?

I don't know.

I'm confused.

You're still confused until now?

You don't know what I'm feeling.

So shut up.

Then just say what you're feeling.

You won't understand.

I'm not that stupid

to not understand.

You're stupid!

That's why you can't understand

that you're already hurting someone.

You're the idiot!

You don't know that you

and Susie are not meant for each other!

- That's enough!

- Screw you.

What are you gonna do?

Son of a b*tch! All you know

is getting your d*ck hard.

You traitorous b*stard.

Fine, you're the smart one.

- Right?

- Hey! That's enough!

But where are you now?

Your partner is cheating on you

without you knowing.

- Damn you! I'll k*ll you.

- Stop it!

You son of a b*tch!

Damn you! I'll k*ll you!

That's enough!

- You son of a b*tch!

- Enough already!

- You son of a b*tch!

- Stop it!

That's enough!

If I got into a relationship

with you two,

know that I'm searching

for something within myself.

I already told you two

that I'm not sure

if I really love you both.

But you still betrayed me, Susie.

Joey, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Screw you too!

Hey! Don't push Susie, okay?

You deserve each other!

Because you're both the same.

You can go to hell!

I'm sorry.

I couldn't hold back

what I said earlier.

I understand what you said.

You're handsome.

Chased by women.

You have something to boast about.

You love me, don't you?

I really don't know.

Why don't you know?

Tell me, maybe I'll understand.

I'm looking for

something in myself.

What?

You won't understand.

Because even I myself, I don't.

So, you were just fooling us?

No.

I entered the relationship because I

want to discover something about myself.

I love you.

I'm serious.

I'm sure now.

Because I'm sure about

my feelings for Susie.

I've decided to

stick to just one.

Are you sure about your decision?

I'm so sorry, Sweetie.

Can you please

stop calling me mama anymore.

You're no longer my papa.

You just kept me hanging.

That's why I'm breaking up

with you, right?

Because I don't want to give

you false hope anymore, loves.

Are you kidding me?

Screw you! You used me!

I didn't use you, bae.

I don't just love you.

I want to slap you!

But no matter how

many slaps I give you,

the pain you caused me

is still more intense.

Sorry, bae.

I'm just human.

Bae really?

So, are you admitting that

you have someone else?

Bae? Loves?

Who else?

I'm sorry, babe.

I love someone else now.

When we were still together...

Did you love me?

Did you love all of us?

Or did you just use us for pleasure?

Maybe.

I just used all of you for pleasure.

You're really an as*h*le!

I wish you had just lied!

It's better to be straightforward,

so there won't be any expectations.

You're so cruel!

What are you so proud of?

Your looks?

Your d*ck?

Well, that's all I have.

Then I'll just take pride in it.

That's why you used us?

You also let yourselves be used.

Let's stop using each other, Mariz.

I never used you.

I love you, Luigi.

Until now, I still love you.

So please, don't break up with me.

I can't take it.

I will do everything

so you won't break up with me.

I will do even better.

I'll make you even happier.

It's okay with me

if you use me.

Use me for your pleasure.

It's okay with me even

if you don't love me.

Just don't break up with me.

Please. I'm begging you.

Don't be so pathetic, Mariz.

Fine, I'm pathetic!

Just don't leave me.

Please.

As long as you can.

Let go of me.

I don't love you.

Is that clear enough?

You b*stard.

You'll see...

Susie!

Oh, what are you doing here?

It's not Saturday today,

it's not our schedule yet.

Is it wrong to visit you?

I miss you!

Why do you seem anxious?

Ah...

My baby!

Who is this?

Her boyfriend.

Why?

Who are you?

Her boyfriend too, why?

Susie!

What is he talking about?

Um...

- What is this?

- Alfred...

I want to talk to Luigi first, okay?

Go to the mall for now.

Promise, I'll talk to you there.

What is this, Susie?

You already have a boyfriend,

and you're still looking for someone else?

What the hell!

That's what you also do, right?

You're friends with my boyfriend,

yet you still dated me.

What's the difference now?

I love you, that's the difference now.

Why?

How many do you love now?

Only you.

What about your other girls?

You just used them?

I know, you're also

collecting partners, right?

I've changed.

Because I love you.

Susie, I love you.

I hope you feel the same way.

The time will come, yes.

My life will change too.

But you're not the one

who will dictate that to me.

Susie, you're hurting me.

Now, you know how the

women you deceived feels.

Susie!

Hey.

Sit down.

Joey... I'm sorry.

I hope you can forgive me.

Look.

You betrayed me.

That's why I'm asking

for your forgiveness.

On the other hand, the incident

was a blessing in disguise.

I found out...

It wasn't just me,

us.

She has other men.

I don't know how many.

That's why she told me that

we should take a break first.

It hurts.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

I broke up with all

my partners for her.

sh*t, it really hurts.

I didn't know she would do this.

So this is how it feels.

The things I do to them.

sh*t man, it hurts.

I already love her.

Susie!

You don't know me,

but I know you.

I know what you want.

I am Mariz, Luigi's ex.

If you're going to tell me

to break up with Luigi...

No, that's not what

I meant to say to you.

I was hoping to ask you a favor.

Susie!

I'm happy that you want

to meet with me.

We have something

important we need to talk about.

About just the two of us.

What is that?

Let's go to a place where

it's just the two of us.

Where no one can disturb us.

What are you waiting for?

Take off your clothes! Let's go.

Okay.

Mariz.

Just relax.

We will take you to heaven.

What are you doing?

- Relax.

- Just relax.

Hey! Come on!

Please, release me.

I'm feeling restless.

You said you would

take me to your heaven.

You brought me to your hell.

You deserve that.

We are no longer

just your sex sl*ves.

Susie.

I found what I wanted, Luigi.

Finally, I know who I am.

The girl you saw

with me the other day.

Marla.

We're more than friends.

What?

She's my girlfriend too.

She's also your partner?

You're a l*sbian?

Not exactly.

But,

I'm still attracted to men,

especially you.

That's why, I'm confused.

I really don't know

what my sexuality is.

Until I met Mariz.

My heart beats for her.

Damn.

It's like I've been

hit by a b*mb,

or doused with ice-cold water.

I don't know whether

to be hurt,

jealous,

or feel belittled.

The woman I love...

Loves the woman

who loved me.

sh*t, so weird!

But I know in the end,

who's the loser...

Bae.

I thought you weren't

coming anymore.

What were you going to say?

Bae, I realized that

you're the one I love.

Can we get back together?

I have something to tell you too.

- What is it?

- Here.

By the way, the others are also here.

They have something

to tell you too.

Hi, sweetie.

Long time, no see.

Ah!

Hi, papa.

I miss you.

[groans]

My loves, how are you?

Are you still okay?

I hope not anymore.

[groans]

Wait, wait!

That's enough.

No! It hurts so much!

You said to stop

being pathetic, right?

Who among us is pathetic now?

You're right.

You don't deserve my love.

You're not worth it.

Good thing I woke up

from my foolishness.

[groans]

So, where is that thing

you're boasting about?

You're nothing!

Right?

I'm Luigi.

The Jowa Collector.

Strong sex appeal.

Big d*ck...

finally found my match.

But wait,

I'm not the only one who's

a Jowa Collector, you know.

Susie too.

So, do I really have

no chance with you?

Sorry, Susie.

But, I can only offer you friendship.

It's okay.

I understand.

I probably deserve this too.

To get hurt.

Because I hurt a lot

of people as well.

Now, what you want is clear.

You will also find someone

who won't hurt your feelings.

All the best for you, Susie.

To those who collect

partners out there,

think twice when

you have the time.

As they say, you can have

your cake and eat it too.

That's it.