01x17 - Maz Junior // Uncommon Cold

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[Officer Boxter]
This coffee is delicious, dear.
What did you put in it?

Just some fermented tutu berry
and powdered rutabaga.

Of course.

Look what I found!

Real coffee?
Whoa!

Can I keep him?

Are you kidding?

Don't you remember what
happened with your other pet?

I believe his name was Rick?

Meet my pet brick.
His name's Rick.

Rick the Brick? Cool.
Can I hold him?

Sure. Just be careful with him.
He gets scared.

No!

[crash]

Oops!

Rick was a wiggler.

Uh-huh.

And what about
your pet bird, Gary?

Honey, I'm home!

[squawking]
You're a dork. Hello nerd.

- I hate that bird.
- Third time's a charm.

More like three strikes
and you're out.

Then that means
I've got one strike left.

- Right?
- Hmm...

Smart like a fox.

You can keep him.

Yes! Thank you.
This is maximum coolness.

- Is that a chicken?
- Hmm?

- What are you gonna name him?
- I don't know.

- Any ideas?
- I was thinking Maz Junior.

Not bad. Maz Junior it is.

Good afternoon, common children.

I am Aristotle Eftahew,
the Third, and I see you
have found my lizard.

[little roars]

Remember me, Rover?

[frightened roar]

- Whoa, it's okay, boy.
- What's wrong, boy?

Your lizard? He's my lizard.

Yeah, his name's Maz Junior
and he does cool tricks.

No, he does more than that
and I assure you he's
mine. Now give it!

- No!
- Yes!

- No!
- Yes!

Obviously,
you don't know who I am.

[little roar]

Tata.

[laughs]

Obviously,
you don't know who I am.

Buzz off kid you're bugging me.

Later days scare-ostotle.

Oh, whatever.

Oh!

SheZow? What are you doing here?

I was about to ask you the
same question, stanky-noodle.

It's Aristotle.

Whatever.

Maz Junior!

Super expensive jet along boots.

Oh, great he can fly. Why do
I have a cape if I can't fly?

Because it looks good?

Hang on Maz Junior I'm comin'!

[panting]
[frightened shrieks]

[clang]
Uh!

Ah, perfect place
for a light pole.

Now, where's my rockin' reptile?

[panting]

Huh?

[giggles]

Here, Maz Junior.

[whistling]

Here, boy.

Did someone ring up a reptile?

Tuh-duh!

Let me guess, Kid Lizard?

Close.
I'm Spino-dactyl-rapto-saurus.

[goofy roar]

Yeah, I'm sticking
with Kid Lizard.

That's cool!

Where you been, boy, huh?

He's got invisi-powers.

Hey!

I know you can't fly,
SheZow, so, ha-ha and ta-ta.

- Sore spot, huh?
- Just a little.

Sheila, I need the She-C-10.
Pronto.

Okay, but don't call me Pronto.

Well at least you have a
supersonic jet,
so glass half full?

- Totally.
- Ah!

- Oops!
- What's going on out here?

I, I, I was just...

Destroying property again?

Sorry!

[Sheila]
Aristotle Eftahew, the Third,
is the richest man in the world.

As a hobby, he collects
endangered species

- Isn't that ill*gal?
- Yes.

So, Maz Junior's
an endangered species?

The very last one of his kind.

That's pretty endangered.

He's a Squeezerdian Reptilizoid.

His lizard powers are
unparalleled in the
animal kingdom.

No wonder Aristotle
wants him so badly.

Look!

Here I come, Ari-snot-al.

Cool plane. I want it.

Too bad. Can't have it.

I'll trade you a
cute little lizard.

The only thing you'll be trading
is your freedom.

You're going down, Eftahew!

Ha! In more ways than one.

Take the helm, Kid Lizard.

[goofy roar]

Laser Lipstick!

What?

Ah!

Come on, Maz Junior.
You're coming home with us.

[giggling]
That tickles.

Good for you,
because this won't.

[buzzing]
Ah!

Hold on, Maz Junior.
I'll save you!

Ah!

Electricity is not
my hair's best friend.

Mm-hmm.

What? Oh these people
are really testing my patience.

Come here.

Maz Junior! Hop on!
Come 'ere, boy!

[whistles]

Oh, no you don't.

Oh, yes he did.

Drats. Uh-oh.

[Aristotle] Ow, my spleen!

[SheZow] Turbo Tweezers!

[Aristotle]
Ouch, you pulled my nose hairs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[giggling]
[cheering]

[Kid] It's the She-C-10!

[Man] Whoa!
[laughing]

Aw...

[giggling]
[cheering]

[gasps]
For me?

Quick. I'll give you some
free cake, if you do a show.

- I will she-stroy you.
- Let go, you silly billionaire.

Oh, it's my expensive gadget.
Give it.

Now, say hello
to my little friend.

[jets powering down]

Um, what just happened?

You turned off the engine.

- Seriously?
- Totally.

- Ah!
- Ah!

♪ [rapping] ♪
Well I'm the king of rhymes
and it ain't no crime.

When it comes to bustin' lyrics
I get paid a lot of dime.

I'm a rapping wizard backed
up by Mister Lizard.

We scratch. We catch.
It comes all so natch.

So give us a hand
and lend us an ear.

Maz Junior and Kid Lizard
wanna heard you cheer.

[raspy roar]
[gasping] [yelling]

Ha! Show biz.

[Aristotle] Ah!
[SheZow] Ah!

Ah!

[crash]

Get back here you silly lizard!

My collection
is incomplete without you!

Time to get zowie wid it.

Now, I've got you!

Oh, no you don't!

[groaning]

You're wrinkling my pleats.

[snap]
- Ah!
- Uh!

[frightened panting]

He can walk on water, too.

H2-Oh, yeah!

Race ya!

Maz Junior, stop.
This is a high voltage highway.

[SheZow] Wait up, dude.

[SheZow]
We'll get you home in a snap.

[twang]
Ah!

Snap that She-cow.

Come back here,
you rebellious reptile.

Now, I gotcha!

Oh... poops.

[panting]

There you are!

[grunting]
[giggling]

[Maz junior yelps]
[Aristotle laughs]

Sheila,
I need a track on Maz Junior.

[Sheila] Activating She-P-S
navigational system.

[Maz crying]

Don't worry buddy,
we'll find him.

Sorry. Don't mean to cry. I
just got really attached to him.

I can see why.
You look just like him.

[snickers]

He does have my eyes.

Sensors indicate
that Maz Junior has entered

the top floor
of the Eftahew building.

Aristotle owns his own building?

No. He owns the whole block.

Ka-ching!

You take the elevator.
I'll meet you up there.

This sure would be easier
if I could fly.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

♪ [elevator music plays] ♪

No, wait. Which floor was it on?
This one?

Or was it this one?
No, no it was this one.

[grumbling]

What? I was just... oops!

Alright, you little freak.
Get back in your cage.

[meowing]
[yapping]

Alright, Aristotle. That's it!
No more Mister Nice Girl.

Oh, didn't your mother
ever teach you to knock?

Didn't your mother ever
teach you not to steal
endangered lizards?

Don't bring up Mumsy!

[zapping]

Hold still.

[growls]

[crunching]
Ah!

How 'bout a little nap in a can?

- Ah!
- Night night.

Uh!

Whoa!

These are some
crazy max critters.

Sorry I'm late.
The elevator broke.

Kid Lizard!

[excited croaking]

[giggling]

There we go, it's okay.

How goes it with
the new pet, son?

Actually he likes Maz better
than me, so he's gonna keep him.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, that's ok.
I got some new ones.

[exotic animal chatter]

I am not cleaning up that yard.

[squawks]

[shivering]

[sniffs]

Ah-choo!

Cover your mouth
when you sneeze.

Actually, cover your whole face.
And not just when you sneeze.

[coughs]

- That's mean.
- I know.

[giggles]

Ooh. I'll get you some
pickled lime and cinnamon soup.

That'll fix you right up.

I think I just got sicker.

- You ready?
- For what?

For what? Are you serious?

Dude,Zombiatic Fracture 39
Return of the Black Revenge

is being released at midnight.

We gotta get in line,
an hour ago.

Ah-choo!

- You sick?
- What gave it away?

The sneeze.

I wonder if SheZow
has a cold too?

You go, girl.

- Well...
- How do you feel?

I think I'm oka--

[sneezes]

[gasping]

What?

I need me some Sheila.

You really need to get better
in case there's a She-mergency.

Did you hear what Kelly said?

Yeah. With these ears,
I can hear everything.

Oh, dear.

[sniffling]
I have a cold, Sheila.

Correction.
You have a super cold.

Ah-choo!

- A super cold?
- What's that?

Something you must
get rid of immediately

or it will get much worse
and it could last for a month.

Worse? How could it get worse?

That's how.

[gasping]
[roars]

Ah!

Ah-choo!

How do I get rid of it?

By drinking a She-munity
booster, made from three
simple ingredients.

A moon rock from the
eleventh moon of Saturn.

A prehistoric tail feather

from the extinct Momo Bird
of Ancient Nerdistan.

She said nerd.

[goofy laughter]

And... a stick of gum!

Maz, fire up the She-C-10.
You're driving.

Awesome town. Population me.

You can't go anywhere.
Mom thinks you're sick in bed.

- Well, cover for me.
- What am I supposed to do?

Figure it out.

What's in it for me?
Besides pickled lime
and cinnamon soup?

Ah-choo!

Just do it! I'll owe you one.
Anything!

Okay. Deal.

Dude, thanks for driving.

No problemo, pal.

That's Spanish for
"it's just like a video game."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

That's a pretty gnarly
mustache, dude.

It's a full on Fu Manchu.

I'm growing one too.

I'm going for the classic
painters brush style see?

Dude, that's lint.

[crash]
[groans]

Help me!

Whoa, you're pretty splattered
on there dude.

I hope you're not irrifixable.

Just give me a hand.

[inflation sounds]

Nice landing, dude.

At least I got us
a good parking spot.

Wonder if there's any rocks out
here? Ha! Just kidding.

You just gotta
find the right one.

I know.
I'll know it when I see it.

Whoa, check this one out!

This must be the
dark side of the moon.

With you on it,
it's the dork side of the moon.

Gimme that.

Did you come to destroy us,
SheZow?

Like you did our Supreme leader?

No. I just came to get
a rock and then I'll be gone.

- I'm not feeling well.
- Oh, not feeling well, huh?

She is in a weakened state.
Attack!

[sinister grumbling]

There's too many of them. Run!

Seize them!

[yelling]

Six pack plastic rings!

Now, we have you.

Uh, uh, take us to your leader!

Where?

- Leader?
- He's here?

He still owes me five bucks.

Ah-choo!

Oh, no.
This is a hairy situation.

[SheZow grunts]

Ow!
This really hurts.

[yelling]

Later days, Slugazoids!
Sorry I cut off your moustache.

It's okay. It didn't really
match the outfit.
We got the rock.

Then let us roll.

[breathing heavily]

[Mom knocking] Guy? Honey?

I have pickled lime
and cinnamon soup.

This is the best part. Open up.
Here comes the airplane.

[airplane noises]

[whimpering]

[burps]

Ancient Nerdistan, here we come!

-Is that anywhere near Hawaii?
- No.

- What's it near?
- Dorkistan.

[Maz] Rock on!

[yelling]

[tires screeching]

[groaning]

Look! Ancient Momos.

The Momos don't seem to be
disturbed by our presence.

Maybe they've never
seen humans before.

[birds warbling]

Cute birds.

I'm just gonna reach down
and grab a tail feather
then we're out of here.

Okay. Be careful.

Gobble gobble?

[raspy scream]

[gasps]

[squawks]

I'll get it.

Here chick-a-doodle
just give me one feather.

I've heard of a wild goose chase
but this is ridiculous.

[SheZow] Wait... wait up. Momo.

[Maz] What's your problem?

[panting]

Oh, how sweet of you to tuck
your twin brother in like that.

It's no big deal.
Just wanna help.

Really?

You know me.
I'd do anything for Guy.

Good. Then you can help out
with his chores.

Oh.

Oops, missed a spot, dear.

[grumbles]

Slow down! I'm sick!

Help a sister out!

[squawks]

Wah, put me down, put me down!

[Momo squawks]

Whoa!

I gotcha!

Ah-Ah-choo!

[squishy crash]

[spits]
Uh!

Is that the thanks I get
for getting you a--

Tail feather?

Ah-choo!

I got the moon rock.

- Yup.
- And the feather.

Ah-choo!

[crash]
Ow!

Ah-choo!

Now all you need is the gum.

I have some on
the bottom of my shoe.

Ah, no thanks, you can keep it.

That ought to get rid
of this stupid cold.

Make that two colds
I have to get rid of.

I saw it first
and it's winter fresh

my favorite so let it go, pinky.

Not on your life, Cold Finger.

Okay. On yours then.

Ice so don't like you,
She-Clown.

[ice crackling]
[shivering]

[evil laughter]

That's it. No more Mister ni--

- What?
[SheZow] Ah...!

- Oh no.
- Ah...!

- Stop!
- Choo!

Gesundheit.

Even when I'm sick
I can still beat you.

That's everything, Sheila.
Let her rip.

[zapping]
[buzzing]

Now. Drink up.

Should I make a toast?

- No.
- No.

Alright. Here goes nothin'.

Ah!
There's nothing like the taste
of moon rock in the morning.

- So?
- How do you feel?

[burps]

- Fluffy.
- Ooh, soft.

What did you do, Sheila?

Oh, silly me.
I forgot the feather.

[Sheila laughs]

There, give this a try.

Here goes nothing.

[burps]

Wow. I feel great.

[breathes in]

Ah, all better. Thanks, Sheila.

Come on, Maz. Let's roll.

Where do you think you're going?

To get in line
for Zombiatic Fracture. Duh!

Yeah. We're late. Gotta run.

Oh, no you don't.
You owe me big time, bro.

Remember? "I'm sick. I'll do
anything. Just help me."

Okay. Let's get this over with.

Just one minute, buddy.

So, what do you want me to do?
Clean your room?

Practice my powers? Pick your
hair out of the sink? What?

Tonight's the annual
SheZow Fan Club sleep-over

and I promised all the girls
that SheZow will be there.

Uh,
I'm starting to feel sick again.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪