01x23 - SheZon's Greetings // Snow Way, Dude!

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

It's Christmas Eve
in Megadale

and this year's top selling toy
is sold out.

It's The Game Blanket.

Fifty percent video game,
plus fifty percent blanket

equals 100 percent
perfect polyester fun!

[kid] He's got a Game Blanket!

- Give it to me!
- Give it, it's mine!

From the Megadale Mall,
I'm Brian Smirk.

Merry Christmas.

Oh, no. I knew I should've
pre-ordered a Game Blanket. Ugh!

Chill, Kell.
Sold out doesn't apply to Santa.

We e-mailed him. Remember?

I sent him this drawing.

That drawing?

Wait. I forgot to send it.
Oh, man.

Don't worry, dude.

Santa knows you want a game
blanket. He'll deliver.

- No, he won't.
- Yes, he will.

No, he won't.

Unfortunately, Santa Claus
has just been abducted
by Tattoozala.

- What!
- [Guy] Crazy old graffiti head?

Yes, and if you don't stop him,
Christmas will be
ruined forever.

That's a long time.

It's an old rule, if Santa
hasn't delivered all
his gifts by sunup

children will stop believing in
him and he will cease to exist.

Oh, no. If Santa's
trapped in a cage

who's gonna drink
all that soy milk I left out?

Soy milk? Why would you
leave Santa soy milk?

Well, what if he's
lacking tolerance?

You mean lactose intolerant?

That too. He's really old.
He's like forty.

You go girl!

Quick. To the She-C-10.
We've gotta save Christmas!

Before you go, I have a little
Christmas gift for you.

That's awesome. What is it?

Only use it if
you get into trouble.

Seriously?
My middle name is trouble.

Dashing through the sky,
in my own pink She-C-10.

Going oh so fast, the G-force
makes me grin, ha, ha, ha!

Bells on bobtails ring...
Uh, ya know.

I don't like bells on bobtails.
That's crazy carolling.

Way to k*ll the song,
Ebenezer Stooge.

Evil lair! Twelve o'clock...

dead ahead, right up there,
on the horizon, in plain.

Okay, we get it.

I'm goin' in. If I'm not back in
five minutes, just wait longer.

Maz, take the helm.

Where do you want me to take it?

Do you really want me
to answer that question?

Nope.

[laughter]

[Tattoozala]
Giddy up, Blitzen. Yee-haw!

Hmm, I wonder
what's goin' on in there.

Good thing I brought
my x-ray she-specs.

Faster you ridoncluous reindeer!

Whoa!

Well, that was a good Christmas
ride. Dashing all the way.

[buzzing]

SheZow! No!

Who were you expecting,
Santa Claus?

Oh, wait, no, that's right.

You couldn't be expecting
Santa Claus because
you put him in cage!

- Hey, Santa.
- Hey, SheZow.

Alright, Tattoozala, that's it.
No more Mister Nice Girl.

Mega Mascara Whiplash!

Ink-ubate!

Uh-oh.

[snarling]

Jumpin' candy canes!
Be careful, SheZow.

That's right! Fear the Mascara!

Or not.

Ah, this is the worst
bear hug ever.

[groaning]

Laser Lipstick!

Stop! No!

Is that all you got, Tattoozala?

Does that answer your question?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Thanks.

Look, sugar plums,
dancing in my head.

Might be a good time
to unwrap your gift.

Well, why not, it is Christmas.

Gesundheit.

Oh, Sheila, I absolutely
love it! What is it?

It's a super funtastic
mega-she-raser.

Perfect. Just what I always
needed. Like right now.

Super fantastic mega-she-raser!

Whoa-h*-h*!

No! You she-stroyed
my zoo of tattoos!

Alright you.

Put 'em up.

[yelling]

Oh curse you, SheZow.

Merry Christmas to me.
I got a net.

Thank you so much
for rescuing me, SheZow.

What a great team you have.

Well we had
to save Christmas, Santa.

And you of course.

Oh, kids, I'm afraid it's too
late to deliver all those gifts.

- Too late?
- And it looks like I'm a goner.

That's right, Santa Banana.

There's no way your sleigh can
go fast enough for you

to make it on time.

Can't we at least try, Santa?

Please, Santa.

- Come on!
- What do we have to lose?

Oh, alright.
Let's give it a try.

I'll never forget
you kids for this.

Never forget a kid, huh?
What about me?

You forgot about me
when I was a kid.

When I was eight years old

I asked you for a Duke Fight
Master action figure.

It's the only thing I wanted
in the whole wide world.

I waited, and waited, and waited
and come Christmas morning?

Nothing but tube socks!

And I'm still wearin' 'em.

Well, Ernie, if you'll do
me a favor,
I'll give you a new pair.

Okay. Anything. You name it.
My toes are freezing.

We ran out of colored gift wrap
at the North Pole this year.

And I was hoping you could
decorate these packages for me.

Me? Okay.
That I can do.

I'm warning you, Tattoozala.
Don't scrooge this up.

Stand back everyone.

In the spirit of Christmas
and colors so bright.

I use my powers to bring
children delight.

- Ooh.
- Wow.

- Nice work.
- Totally gnarly, dude.

Hey, Santa, I have
an amazing idea on how
to fix your need for speed.

Hi-five, dude?

Oh, we'd better hurry.
It looks like I'm in arms way.

She-Zon's Greetings everyone!

We have a Sally Wally Doll
for Chow Young Washington.

Check.

A giant teddy bear
for Jose Goldberg.

And a chemistry
set for Bob Smith.

One chemistry set
coming right down!

This so rocks!

Gotta be careful
with those chemistry sets.

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Donner,
on SheZow, giddy up everyone!

Oh, no!
Father Christmas is fading fast.

Unfortunately,
we're still behind schedule

and I don't know
if we're going to make it.

Santa's right!
We need to go faster!

Giddy up, sleigh team!

- Hey!
- Oops.

Whoa!

Oh, no! It doesn't look
like these boots
were made for walking!

SheZow! Step on it, sister!
We got us a sick elf on board!

Yeah, hurry. There's only
ten minutes left until sunrise!

Alright, you guys wanna go fast,
I'll give you fast!

Ready, guys?

Activating She-mendous
super speed
with triple action She-force!

h*, h*, hold on everybody!

[wind whooshing]

Rock and roll!

[Guy] Whoa-team!

Well, thank you everybody
for your help.

Without you, Christmas
wouldn't have happened

and I am forever grateful.

Just doing my job, Santa.
Plus I kinda want my gift now.

Oh, I almost forgot. It's not
really that cold outside

so I won't be needing
these Game Blankets.

- What?
- No Way.

Rock On, Santa!

Yes! Yes, SheZow,
there is a Santa Claus.

Yeah, I know, he's right there.

Thank you so much, Santa.

You're welcome, angel.

Hey, Santa. Can I take
Blitzen home as my pet?

Oh, no, h*, h*, h*.

It tickles!

Uh, Ernie? Where are you going?

Oh, uh, I was just gonna
go and uh, wash my hair.

But you don't have any hair.

Oh, that's right.

You know who has really
great hair, don't you?

- Me?
- Yes.

And so does the Duke Fight
Master action figure.

Oh, Santa! After all these
years, you didn't forget me.

I could never forget you, Ernie.

Whoa, dude, that is so cool.

Original packaging
and everything!

Mint condition.
It's probably worth a fortune.

I know, but, but I wouldn't
sell it for a million dollars.

Aww!

Well, maybe a million.

[sighs]

Dude, we really
need some snow.

- Ya think?
- Ha-ha!

Judging by that landing
you losers need more than snow.

- Totally.
- Oh, yeah?

Well, meet us at the top
of Old Megadale Mountain.

We'll show you what
snowboarding's all about.

- Yeah.
- How?

There's no snow.

Just be there.

High noon.

Okay. You want a snowboard
challenge. Then bring it.

Consider it brought.

Later, losers.

Ah, Dude? I know you're
trying to make a point

but how are we gonna
make it snow?

We're not.

I'm just a little villain,
kickin' it and chillin'.

Hey, frosty the snow dork,
chillaxin' time's over.

I need you to make it snow. Now.

Ha! First you liquidate me

then you stick me inside
this cheap souvenir

and now you have the nerve
to ask me for a favor?

Well, talk to the cold shoulder.

If you don't, I'll stick you
in an even smaller snow globe.

No! No. It's okay. I'll do it.

Thank you, Ice doofus.

The name's Cold Finger. Now
watch and learn, girlfriend.

Cool trick, Guy,
what do you call it?

The Holla-Copter 9000.

- That's good.
- You really do
have mad skills, Guy.

Eh, it was alright.
But check out these skills!

Yes! Look at me!
I'm queen of the slopes!

Are you okay, girlfriend?

Yeah, fantastic.

Eh, it was alright.
But check out these skills.

I'm queen of the slopes.

Come on.
Let's get outta here girl.

Uh- oh. Maz, I think
we've got a problem.

Oh, no.

Hello, Boys.

I'm looking
for a certain Superhero.

Goes by the name of SheDiculous,
or SheZow. Same diff.

I love SheZow.

Me too. I think I just saw him--

I mean her, right over there.

Where?

All I see are
a bunch of old trees!

Feeling a little jumpy,
are we, chill bill?

It's time you pay
for ruining my life, SheZow.

Ah, come on, your life wasn't
that great anyway. Right?

Yeah, your life blows.

No. It's your life that blows!

[groaning]

SheZow! Hollo-Copter!

Alright, Cold Finger. That's it.
No more Mister Nice Girl.

Stop it! It's,
it's too much! I--

Oh, I am so sorry.

- Really?
- No.

I'm just getting
started, She- loser.

So, let me know when
you've had enough.

Nice job, SheZow.

Thanks, I couldn't have
done it without you, um...

They call me Freezer Pop-n-Lock!

Nice.

Whoa!

You? Nice? Oh, please!

Uh-oh, I think Cold Finger

- is freezing mad at you.
- Ya think?

Ice so look forward
to crushing you!

You think you can put
me in a Snow Globe

and get away with it She-scrub?
Well, think again.

Split up!

[panting]

Oh, no.

[Maz] SheZow, help!

Maz! I mean,
Freezer Pop- n- Lock!

Man, these pants were new!

I'm coming!

Come on log, don't be a jerk.

Come on dude, let's go!

What are these pants made of?
She-lastic?

Just leave me, SheZow!
Save yourself!

I'll never leave you,
Freezer Pop-n-Lock!

If you go down, I go down!

Really? Mocktopus?

Ice so look forward to drinking
in my revenge, SheZow!

We'll see about that!

Congratulations on creating
such a mess, SheZow.

What? It was an accident.

We were just snowboarding and
he fell out of my pocket.

Yes. How she- sponsible of you.

Oh, please, gimme me
a break, it's not that bad.

Whoa!

You were saying?

Oh! SheZow! He's going to
trap us in a mega ice dome.

Or something like that.

Alright dude,
I'm gettin' zowie wid it.

I should be able to crack that.

Piece of ice cream cake.
Let's get this party started.

Full-on she-mendous
super hyper speed!

Ouch.

SheZow, help us.
Can you set us free?

- SheZow, hurry!
- Get us out.

- I'm claustrophobic.
- It's cold in here.

[beat-boxing]

Yo, SheZow, here's a good trick.

Try to cut us out
with your laser lipstick.

Good thinking,
Freezer Pop-n-Lock.

- Yeah!
- Right on.

Laser Lipstick!

What the what?

Hmm.

- Oh, no.
- We're trapped like rats.

Yo, SheZow
we're startin' to freak.

See if you can crack it
with your supersonic shriek.

She- lightful idea,
Freezer Pop- N- Lock.

Super- duper ultra-sonic
mega-shriek!

Whoa! Not even a crack.

What's wrong, SheZow?
Can't break through

my diamond- strength
super- polymer ice shield?

Alright, lamebrain,
what do you want?

You. Out here. Now.

Ha- ha. Shelarious. How am I
supposed to get out there?

What is there like there's
a door or something?

[gasps]

Yeah, yeah. I see it.

[whispering]

Got it.
You can count on me, SheZow.

So, let me get this
straight, Cold Finger.

If I come out there, you'll
ixnay on the ice dome

and set the city free?

Yeah. Okay. Sure. Whatever.
Just get out here.

Okay. I'm trusting you.

- Get him, SheZow!
- Set us free!

Go, SheZow!

Finally, after all this time.
I have you right
where I want you.

Say hello to your
new home, SheZow.

Huh? Whoa.

Now get inside.

Well, okay. If you insist.

Oh, Ice so want to remember
this forever. Smile.

Oh, I am so putting this
on Evil Villain book.

Who hates SheZow more than me?
Nobody. Hee-hee-hee.

Timmy!
What are you doing out there?

You are in big trouble,
mister frosty pants.
Big trouble.

Mother? What are you doing here?

And my name's not Timmy anymore.

It's Cold Finger, remember?

You're name's
gonna be "mudcicle"

if you don't get rid
of this stupid ice dome

and come home with me right now!

No!

Timmy Ice-aiah Burrrstein?

What did you just say to me?

You heard me, mother.
I said no.

You tell her, Cold Finger!

Thank you, prisoner. I'm an
evil super villain now, mother

and I'm not going anywhere.

I'm staying out here,
and you're staying in there!

You can say that again, buster.

You're grounded all the way
to the next ice age.

It was nice snowin' ya, son.

Maz, that's it.

You're she-mazing.

What? What'd I say?

The sun! I can use the sun
to melt the ice dome!

Come on, photons,
let's rock and roll.

That's right, ice dome.
She-vaporate.

[cheering]

SheZow, could you put
me back inside that
tiny snow globe please?

Snow way dude, snow way!

♪ [theme music plays] ♪