It's photocopy time!
It's random crew person time!
It's potty time!
It's robot-fighting time!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, everybody, and welcome
to BattleBots Fight Night,
where chaos is
our engine of choice.
I'm Chris Rose,
and I'm here with a man
who's been known to cause
a little chaos
inside the octagon,
UFC legend Kenny Florian.
Well, I also was on the
receiving end a few times,
and if you want chaos,
take a look
at the insane fight card
we have lined up tonight,
especially the heavy hitters
in tonight's main event.
The 2015 champs, Paul
Ventimiglia and Bite Force,
are gonna run smack
into Jack Barker,
the boy wonder from New Zealand
and his bot, End Game.
He's just laid waste to
everyone in his path so far.
CHRIS:
Yeah, young Jack Barker
has set this competition
on fire,
calling out the biggest names
in the sport
and saying,
"This is my time, fellas.
Bring it on."
He'll have his shot
to put his money
where his mouth is this evening
when he squares up against
the undefeated former champ.
And we've got a great
undercard for you tonight.
Charles Guan, the former
M.I.T. engineer, and Overhaul,
squaring off against
Zoe Stephenson
and her flame-throwing bot,
Chomp.
KENNY:
They each took
an uncharacteristic beating
in their last fight.
It's gonna be fireworks
as they both look
for redemption here.
CHRIS:
We've also got Whiplash
versus Mecha Rampage.
Grizzled veteran
of the BattleBox
Christian Carlberg faces off
against a kid half his age,
young driving prodigy
Matt Vasquez and Whiplash,
a cutting-edge robot with
an articulating weapon
that can lift, smash
and uppercut opponents
in the blink of an eye.
And take a look at
Sawblaze versus Mohawk.
That weapon on Sawblaze
has been a terror so far,
going 2-0 and leaving a trail
of smoking metal in its wake.
Couple that with
the flames of Mohawk,
and we're gonna enter
the danger zone.
Better put the fire department
on speed dial for this one.
You know what, maybe make
that the National Guard.
Good call, Kenny.
All right, let's light
this candle already.
Starting with two bots trying
to rise from the ashes,
Son of Whyachi taking on Lucky.
Son of Whyachi is one
of the most destructive
full-body spinners
we've ever seen.
It's basically
a helicopter blade
that dares you
to even get close to it.
But after getting flipped
on its head in its first fight,
Whyachi now draws,
wouldn't you know it,
a flipper in this one.
That's a tough break, Kenny.
KENNY:
Yeah, Lucky is
a powerful flipper
with 5 tons of pressurized
force in that weapon.
It's built like a tank
and can definitely take a punch,
which makes this matchup even
more challenging for Whyachi.
This should be a tactical fight,
and one that both bots
badly need to win
to keep their chances of
making the top 16 alive.
CHRIS:
For both, this could be
do or die.
Faruq, let's do this, my man.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready?
It's robot-fighting time!
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
[♪♪♪]
In the red square,
it'll bowl you over
like a game of bocce,
grill you up like
a sizzling hibachi.
This bot's great,
it's Son of Whyachi!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Kenny, Team Whyachi
actually manufactures
many of the gearboxes and motor
controllers used by the bots
in this competition.
KENNY:
That's right, Clint Ewert
told me, quote,
"Anyone who can afford
to use our products does."
In the blue square,
hearts, stars and horseshoes,
clouds and blue moons,
pots of gold and rainbows,
then this bot kills you.
He's got me feeling charmed.
It's Lucky!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
It looks like
Lucky is sporting
a few new accessories
tonight, Kenny.
KENNY:
Yeah, they added
that titanium wedge
on the backside with the hope
that it will absorb the brunt
of Son of Whyachi's hits
and slow that spinner down.
To be honest,
we're a little scared.
They hit real hard.
There's some matches that you
want to go in and control,
and some you just
want to survive.
We're looking to have
them burn their energy
chasing us around,
spinning up their weapon.
If you knew Muhammad Ali,
we're looking to do
a little bit
of a rope-a-dope strategy.
The strategy against Lucky
is gonna be try to get
to the sides of his wedge lids
and his front corner,
try to spin him around.
As long as I'm hitting him
and knocking him away from me,
not letting him get
any flips on my main body,
I shouldn't get flipped over.
[♪♪♪]
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Luke Ewert is taking
the reigns as captain
from his dad this year,
but after an 0-1 start,
he really needs to win
this one tonight
to uphold the reputation
for both his bot and his team.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Red team, ready.
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Blue team, ready.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[♪♪♪]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Fight, fight, fight, fight...
[BUZZER BUZZING]
CHRIS:
Let the bot battle begin!
Here comes Lucky trying
to get around the back.
And he feeds that big wedge
to Son of Whyachi.
KENNY:
Lucky does not want that spinner
to spin up too much.
CHRIS: Oh!
It's already spinning, dude.
But that wedge is
holding up nicely.
KENNY:
Yeah, Lucky's
staying squared up.
There's an opening.
Oh, big hit!
CHRIS:
Whyachi took a wheel
off Lucky there.
KENNY:
Oh, there goes a spark.
CHRIS:
That thing just flew
right in our face.
KENNY: Whoa!
CHRIS: Holy smokes, Lucky.
KENNY: Wow!
CHRIS: There's pieces of Lucky
flying all over the BattleBox.
[CROWD YELLING]
KENNY & CHRIS: Oh!
KENNY:
Whyachi hurt Lucky
with that shot, Chris.
CHRIS:
Oh! Look at that damage.
KENNY: Oh!
CHRIS: Oh, my God!
I can't believe Lucky
has lasted this long.
To Lucky's credit,
he just keeps taking a ticking.
He's like, "Come on, keep
punching me in the face,
I love me some pain!"
There's more shrapnel than
a Schwarzenegger movie, Kenny.
KENNY [LAUGHS]:
Lucky taking a lot of shots.
Aw, that's gotta be
the knockout blow right there.
Throw in the towel!
CHRIS:
But Whyachi, hungry for more.
Oh, no! Look out!
Duck under the table!
This is a m*ssacre, Chris.
Son of Whyachi just
punishing Lucky.
Lucky's gotta be finished,
Chris.
The countdown has
got to be coming.
CHRIS:
But here comes Son of Whyachi.
This guy has no remorse.
KENNY & CHRIS:
Oh!
CHRIS:
Son of Whyachi adding
insult to injury.
REFEREE: Ten, nine, eight...
KENNY: Wow.
CHRIS:
Here comes the countdown.
Finally they've come
to their senses.
Lucky is lucky
they're stopping this fight.
...one, knockout.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
CHRIS:
And that's just the way
Son of Whyachi drew it up.
KENNY:
That is a mean, mean bot.
CHRIS:
Kenny, are we really surprised
at the result?
Son of Whyachi is
just so powerful.
KENNY:
Yeah, I mean, Lucky had a plan
to absorb some punishment
and wear down Whyachi,
but you've got to be careful
who you play rope-a-dope with,
because the strategy doesn't
work if your opponent
rips your face off before
you can launch an offensive.
Lucky just couldn't prevent
Whyachi from getting up
to top speed.
Let's just hope they can rebuild
that after this insane
amount of damage.
[ALL CHEERING]
I want everybody to meet Lucky,
what's left of him.
Feel that. I mean, that is...
Doesn't quite look the same.
No.
And this is a heavy
piece of metal here,
unbelievable.
Batteries sold separately,
by the way.
All right, coming up next,
Sawblaze looks to remain
unbeaten
when it takes on Mohawk.
And our main event
later tonight,
End Game, the undefeated rookie,
takes on the 2015 champion.
KENNY:
Chris, if he can take down
Bite Force,
he could be a favorite
to win the entire thing.
So my robot's named Mohawk.
It has a flaming mohawk.
I feel like it's only
appropriate that I, myself,
have a mohawk to drive
a robot with a mohawk.
You know, become one...
KENNY & CHRIS: Oh!
...with the mohawk.
Now, I figure the guy with
the mohawk's probably the best
at giving somebody
else a mohawk.
I don't do hair, so...
What was that?
He doesn't do his own mohawk.
Right.
He has somebody do it for him.
I've literally never
done hair in my life.
[ALL LAUGHING]
You tell Mom about this?
Yeah, I did.
[ALL LAUGHING]
GREG:
Remember, you asked for this.
He did ask for this.
[♪♪♪]
Sawblaze and Mohawk
are getting all fired up.
Their bout now
just moments away.
Kenny, Sawblaze
a perfect 2-0
so far in the regular season.
KENNY:
Yeah, Jamison Go is on fire
this year.
That diamond-tipped saw blade
is one of the most effective
weapons in the competition,
capable of delivering
thousands of micro cuts
per second.
A true challenge
for Mohawk and Max Bales.
Mohawk's off
to a rough start at 0-1,
but, Kenny, we did see some
flashes of what this bot can do
in its recent rumble.
KENNY: Yeah, that front wedge
on Mohawk is designed
to get under its opponents
and feed them straight into
its sharp, crushing weapon.
Max Bales is looking to put
himself on the map tonight
with a win, but honestly,
he's gonna have to deliver
an inspired driving performance
to overcome the power
of Sawblaze in this one.
Let's take you inside the box.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[♪♪♪]
In the red square,
rock beats scissors,
scissors beat paper.
This is a stupid game, because
fire and saw beats 'em all!
It's Sawblaze!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Kenny, if Jamison gets
another win tonight,
he'll be the first bot
to go 3-0.
Let's see if he can pull it off.
In the blue square,
welcome to the rumble,
this bot's fun and flames.
Its axle and slash will
have you dizzy straddling.
Here to bring the
November pain, it's Mohawk!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
When you look at Mohawk,
apparently this is
a cutting-free zone.
KENNY:
Yeah, Max has added
two strips of Kevlar
to the top of Mohawk.
He told us that the
different layers of material
should cause wear and tear
to the blade of Sawblaze
and make it less effective.
So our strategy is
gonna be very similar
to how we handled
our fight with Overhaul.
We're gonna avoid
the front end,
do our best to not get caught
in their jaws,
go around the side
and try to deal some crippling
blows with our saw blade.
My plan to beat Sawblaze
is really to try
to control the match.
I noticed that they got
some dings on their plow,
so that might help us
get under that.
If they got under us,
we might be in a bad position,
so try to just out-drive them.
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Oh, yeah, Kenny,
look at those flames!
KENNY:
Yeah, that thing is deadly.
The tip of that crushing
weapon is a flamethrower
and capable of major
internal damage.
Let's see what it
can do tonight.
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Fight, fight, fight, fight...
Yeah!
[BUZZER BUZZING]
CHRIS:
Let the bot battle begin!
Here comes Mohawk, charging
out in a burst of flames.
And, uh-oh, Sawblaze
cuts right into it.
KENNY:
Sawblaze is just so low
to the ground,
able to get underneath
Mohawk immediately.
CHRIS:
And throwing him
into the screws,
and good driving by Max Bales
to get out of there.
Oh, but he can't
get out of that one,
gets squarely taken
into the rails.
KENNY:
And that saw not able
to penetrate
the Kevlar upgrade
on Mohawk, Chris.
We'll see if that changes
Sawblaze's strategy.
CHRIS:
Sawblaze back on the attack.
Oh, he's got him
in the corner.
Watch out for
the pulverizer, Mohawk.
Lift up, Chris,
hammer, hammer.
CHRIS:
That's a hundred-pound hammer
dropping.
Oh! Right on your head. Ow! Ow!
Not the type of haircut
Mohawk wanted today.
KENNY:
Big shots there
from that hammer.
Sawblaze letting the
BattleBox do its work.
This time Mohawk able to
get underneath Sawblaze,
trying to find that angle-- Oh!
CHRIS:
Almost gets him into the screws,
does Sawblaze.
And now he's cutting through!
We got major sparks!
I wanna see some fire
out of the beak of Mohawk!
Let's see it fire that thing up.
KENNY:
Well, no Kevlar protection
on the back of Mohawk, Chris.
Sawblaze has the precision
of a surgeon.
And could you get me his number?
I've been thinking about
getting some work done.
CHRIS:
Sawblaze, so far more
than a minute into this match,
in total control.
Mohawk looking pretty--
But, oh, getting taken
into the screws.
Uh-oh, Sawblaze trying
to dig right into that spot,
into the no-cutting zone.
Can't you read, Sawblaze?
[KENNY CHUCKLES]
KENNY:
Mohawk on the attack.
Great driving from Sawblaze.
CHRIS:
Halfway through
the three-minute round.
Oh, Mohawk getting
tipped over on his side.
Whoa!
KENNY: It's getting hot in here.
CHRIS:
Sawblaze performing a vasectomy
on Mohawk!
KENNY:
Oh, that's not good.
That is not good for Mohawk.
He is slicing... [LAUGHS]
CHRIS:
Look at Max Bales' head!
KENNY:
He's almost impressed.
CHRIS:
Oh! Oh, my gosh, what a mark
it left on the bottom.
Mohawk gonna get
counted out on this one.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
KENNY: Wow!
CHRIS:
What a performance
from Jamison Go and Sawblaze.
Ladies and gentlemen,
you just witnessed
a new level of annihilation.
...one, knockout.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Sawblaze remains unbeaten,
another impressive KO.
KENNY:
He retreats back
to his red square
like a boss, wow.
CHRIS:
How good a driver is Jamison Go?
Because, I mean, that's
how you totally control
the tempo of a fight.
KENNY:
Offensive driving.
He was very aggressive.
When he needed to use his
defensive driving skills,
he was able to do it,
like he did right there,
backing up beautifully.
Just tremendous knowledge
of his body.
He knows exactly
what he needs to do
offensively, defensively.
There he is getting that hammer
to smash the beak of Mohawk.
He has done his homework
here.
Jamison Go knows exactly
how to use this bot.
Look at that blade just
cut through Mohawk!
CHRIS:
That is a first, get somebody
over on its side
and then cut the bottom.
Let's go down to Jessica Chobot
with the winner.
JESSICA:
Jamison, you pretty much
dominated the whole time.
Why is it that you guys think
you're being so successful
this year?
I still think that our design
is a little weird.
Saw bots, people don't
expect saw robots,
and we also have kind
of a dust-pan design,
which hasn't been really
introduced to BattleBots
for several years.
So we're good against
the current meta of machines,
so as long as things
stay the way they are,
I think we're gonna
keep seeing success.
All right, well, you're 3-0.
What are your plans
moving forward?
Don't lose,
and slash and burn.
[LAUGHS]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
That is a good plan.
Great job, guys.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
I think
there's a new crowd favorite,
Rand its name is Sawblaze.
Not only a crowd favorite,
maybe a BattleBots [/i]
And he's now 3-0,
setting himself up
for a spot in the top 16.
CHRIS:
And speaking of the top 16,
you can guarantee
at least one of our main-event
competitors will be in that mix.
Bite Force and End Game
are battling later tonight.
Let's take a closer look.
Here comes End Game! Oh!
People should be afraid of me
because of End Game's
massive weapon.
This is a 22kg hunk of steel,
and it spins at 6000 RPM.
And when that hits them, it's
gonna rip straight through them.
I definitely wouldn't want
to get hit by that.
CHRIS:
Oh, my God!
One hit was all it took,
are you kidding me?!
PAUL:
Bite Force, we try to have
the perfect blend
of offense and defense.
KENNY: Wow.
We're hard to face.
We always have
a good floor scraping wedge
or a really strong
defensive wedge,
And then couple that with a
really powerful weapon in front,
and it's hard to prepare
to fight us.
This looks like a souvenir
I could have,
it's $300 of switches, right?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, I'll give you
the wheel.
Tonight we're going
up against End Game.
It's a really tough match.
Our robots are very similar.
We both have wedges
in the front.
We both have vertical
spinning weapons.
But I think they're certainly
a force to be reckoned with.
CHRIS:
Oh, there goes the wheel.
JACK:
The reputation for our team
is slowly building, I think.
KENNY:
Jack Barker showing
no mercy right now.
JACK:
If we can take down an
opponent like Bite Force,
I think it's gonna
put us on the map,
and people will know
to be scared
when we're in the arena
with them.
PAUL:
Our robot is out there to win.
We want to cause damage and
destruction along the way.
I feel a lot of pressure
on myself just from wanting
to deliver for all of my
teammates and supporters.
Our team is working really hard,
and we're ready for you.
KENNY:
Nice hit there by End Game.
JACK:
I like to think that
because we're younger,
we're really good at driving
and we're really fast.
Other competitors,
a lot of them are older,
so they're gonna make a mistake.
CHRIS: Oh!
KENNY: Wow!
JACK:
We're here to take down
some of the big names,
and we want to leave a mark.
So as soon as they
make a mistake,
we'll go straight in and attack.
CHRIS:
Jack Barker's the name.
Remember it.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Whiplash and Mecha Rampage
are already inside the box,
getting ready to do battle.
This is gonna be a matchup of
two uniquely designed robots.
Operated by 19-year-old
driving sensation Matt Vasquez,
Whiplash is vertical disk
spinner mounted on a lifting arm
with 180 degrees
of attack range.
This thing is incredible.
It's capable of
grappling, lifting,
and attacking opponents
from above.
Taking on Mecha Rampage tonight,
and the last time we saw
that bot...
Kenny, that's a fire!
...it was on fire,
you needed to grab
an extinguisher, put it out.
That was very nice
of you, by the way.
KENNY:
Uh, yeah, no problem.
They're back
and ready to go.
Mecha Rampage is unique because
it's a horizontal spinner,
but Christian has put
the weight of the batteries
and motors in the center
with his weapon bar.
When it gets to full speed,
he's actually spinning
the mass of half of his robot.
Mecha Rampage is
low to the ground,
and if it gets flipped,
it can operate fully inverted.
Should be a good one.
Let's head inside the box.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
In the red square,
a crash with this bot
will leave you with aches,
pains
and a visit to
a questionable lawyer.
Better call brawl,
because you just got Whiplash!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Kenny, Whiplash knocked out
Hypothermia
in its first fight this season.
This can be a devastating bot.
In the blue square...
Hi, kids,
welcome to Pee-Wee's slay house.
Ha!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
Mecca lecca die,
mecca hiney, oh, no!
It's Mecha Rampage!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Kenny, Mecha Rampage can
actually fire up to full speed
with its weapon
in less than three seconds.
KENNY:
Yeah, absolutely.
They want to do that
as quickly as possible,
and they want to do that
in the center of the BattleBox.
They know that if they
get up against the screws,
if they get knocked around,
they can damage themselves.
They want to keep this fight
in the very center of this box.
We're gonna box rush 'em.
We want to attack
the center section,
which is where his main
motors and batteries are,
'cause if he hits us,
it could be a one-hit fight.
[CHUCKLES]
What's great about
this bot, Mecha Rampage,
is I don't have to think
about driving.
Whiplash is gonna be
a big driving robot.
I'm gonna be
a big spinning robot.
My strategy is like
any good spinner:
You spin as fast as you can,
you get the to center
of the arena, and you do damage.
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
CHRIS:
Mecha Rampage trying to get
in the win column.
Jeff Vasquez looking to remain
unbeaten with Whiplash.
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Fight, fight, fight, fight...
[BUZZER BUZZING]
CHRIS:
Let the bot battle begin!
Whiplash fast out of the gate,
box rushing like he planned.
There's a big shot
on Mecha Rampage,
which cannot get that weapon
spinning up to full speed.
He's got him underneath
the pulverizer.
KENNY: Uh-oh.
CHRIS: Oh!
Oh! Whiplash looking
for the flip,
but Mecha Rampage
can drive inverted.
Flipping him will
not end this fight.
KENNY:
Chris, he is teeing him up
and laying him on his side.
Mecha Rampage might
be stuck here,
and that may be all she wrote.
Matt Vasquez just found
a cheat code
and immobilized
an invertible bot.
REFEREE:
Ten, nine, eight...
CHRIS:
And here comes the countdown!
The 19-year-old pins
Mecha Rampage with a maneuver
so incredible you would have
to see it to believe it.
...two, one, knockout.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Yeah!
[♪♪♪]
CHRIS:
Whiplash with
an emphatic victory.
Matty Vasquez, the boy wonder,
just did a number on
the veteran Christian Carlberg.
Let's hear
what they have to say.
Jessica, down to you.
Vasquez family, that was
a super-fast knockout.
Yeah, we got really lucky.
We were really lucky.
The driver did the whole thing,
the robot worked.
Matthew,
what was your strategy?
Hit him before he got spun up,
so when I got him stuck,
I was going to leave
him there because
if he got spun up and hits us
a few times, we could be done.
We also tried
a new armor configuration
we've never tried before.
So this was a good test
to fight a spinner,
so if we fight another of one
of the big spinners later on,
we know that it works,
we can take a couple hits.
So we're a little bit more
confident moving on now.
The Vasquez family is riding a
wave, you guys! Congratulations.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
And Whiplash moves to 2-0
in the current campaign
after another
strong victory tonight.
All right, coming up next,
Chomp set to collide
with Overhaul,
Kenny, Chomp comes
into this competition
hyped as one of the most
cutting-edge combat robots
of all time.
It's capable
of driving itself,
autonomously firing
its own hammer,
even automatically keeping
a safe distance
from its opponents.
But in its first fight,
none of that really mattered.
KENNY:
Yeah, unfortunately Chomp spent
much of that fight
against Warrior Dragon looking
like a turtle on its back
because of a problem with
its self-righting mechanism.
Her designer, Zoe Stephenson,
tells us
that she's worked out
that issue,
and the tech on Chomp
is all dialed in tonight.
Tough matchup, though,
for her tonight
with Charles Guan and Overhaul
because that is one bot that
can push you around the box.
KENNY:
That's right, Overhaul is both
a lifter and a grappler.
Those lower set of forks
can get underneath opponents
and lift or flip them,
and that grappling mechanism
on top
can clamp down
and immobilize a bot
and move them around the box.
CHRIS:
All right, Kenny, take us
through the keys to this match.
Okay, Overhaul has
a powerful drive train,
and he'll need to use
the box to his advantage
to earn damage points
in this one.
That grappling mechanism might
not be very effective here
because Chomp is
tall and wide,
making it difficult
to latch onto.
And for Chomp, that hammer is
able to cause a ton of damage
if it can land a direct shot.
It's built tough
and is able to withstand
getting knocked around,
but it's tall
with a high center of gravity,
so it spends a lot of time
on its side.
We saw that in that first fight,
if Chomp can't self-right
effectively in this one,
Zoe Stephenson could
be in trouble here.
And, you know,
the blueprint's kind of out
on how to beat Chomp now,
so I think that's what
was really concerning to Zoe.
Let's see if she's fixed it.
It's all about
adjustments, this game.
Let's take you inside the box.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
In the red square,
battling this bot
is no waltz in the park.
It takes chew to tango,
and this bot's about to
cha-cha-chomp all over you.
Let's get ready to rumba!
This is Chomp!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Kenny, that hammer on Chomp
only takes 200 milliseconds
to come down.
Blink and you'll miss it.
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
In the blue square,
from Cambridge, Mass.,
one if by flames,
two if by spinner,
this bot's revered,
will it be a winner?
It's Overhaul!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Oh, look at that, Kenny,
a hard hat on Overhaul.
KENNY:
Yeah, I'm not sure
if that's gonna protect him
from Chomp's hammer.
Nice try, though.
[♪♪♪]
They do have issues with
their center of gravity.
After hits,
they tend to fall over.
My goal is to try
to keep them corralled,
keep them from self-righting
and hopefully Overhaul can
dodge a few hammer strikes.
The most important thing
for us against Overhaul
is really gonna be to have
self-righting working.
He's gonna try and turn us on
our side and keep us there,
so all night we've been
working on the self-righting.
Instead of just having the
winglets like we had last year,
or instead of having
the pistons like we had
in the Warrior Dragon fight,
we actually have both at once.
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
CHRIS:
Three minutes, two bots.
Who can get the win to put
themselves into contention
for the 2018 world championship
tournament?
You got this.
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Fight, fight, fight, fight...
[BUZZER BUZZING]
CHRIS:
Let the bot battle begin!
Oh, the flame coming out
of Chomp,
and a quick jab from Overhaul.
He's testing out the range
of that hammer.
I wouldn't get that close again.
Let's see if Chomp can
deliver a major shot,
something she did only once
in the loss to Warrior Dragon.
KENNY:
Overhaul trying to get around
to the side of Chomp.
There it is!
CHRIS: Oh, yeah!
KENNY:
There's a knockdown.
CHRIS:
Chomp struggles to self-right.
Oh, but she gets
taken into the screws!
This is the perfect strategy
for Charles Guan,
try to get her out of the arena!
KENNY: Oh!
CHRIS: Wow!
KENNY:
Overhaul has a hold of Chomp.
Watch out! Oh!
Big break there
for Zoe Stephenson.
Overhaul was looking
for that suplex maneuver,
now trying to go
back to the screws,
trying to send Chomp
out of the box here.
Can't quite get underneath.
CHRIS:
Thataway, Chomp.
She self-rights.
KENNY: Uh-oh!
CHRIS: Is Overhaul stuck?
Nope. Oh, Overhaul almost gets
nailed by the pulverizer
and now retreats to
the other side of the box.
Oh, Chomp, throwing that hammer
at nobody right there.
Maybe that automatic
weapon system saw a ghost.
Oh, and now Chomp throws
itself on the side.
KENNY:
Zoe might need to reboot
the hard drive here.
CHRIS:
Uh-oh, she's under
the pulverizer.
Has to be careful,
and Chomp gets out.
Whoa! Big flip,
but a miss on the shot.
KENNY:
Barely missed with that one,
Chris.
Chomp getting a little bit
closer every single time.
CHRIS:
Overhaul holding back a little,
not quite ready to pounce.
Less than 90 seconds
to go in the fight.
KENNY:
So far,
it's the speed of Overhaul
that's been the difference
here, Chris.
CHRIS:
Big swing and a miss from Chomp!
Zoe getting her mojo back,
things starting to heat up.
Oh, there's a hit!
Nice!
CHRIS:
Chomp connects with Overhaul
with a counterattack,
taking Chomp for a ride.
Overhaul thinking,
"You can't do that to me!"
KENNY:
The speed and patience
of Overhaul
is what's defeating
Chomp right now.
Now trying to lift,
he's got the screws behind him.
CHRIS:
Oh, he just misses out!
Overhaul still trying to lift
Chomp onto the screws.
Can he get her up there?
Under a minute to go, so now
the k*ll saws are in on it.
Overhaul trying
to lift Chomp up.
KENNY:
The size and shape of Chomp
not doing Overhaul any favors
here, Chris,
but now he's found a grip.
Looking for that suplex.
CHRIS:
Oh, no! He's taking her
for a spin.
Be careful of your back,
Overhaul, you might slip a disc.
KENNY:
This is the advantage
of having a grappling bot.
CHRIS:
Oh, he's trying to put her
on the k*ll saws.
KENNY: Oh!
CHRIS: I see what he's doing.
Aw, yeah! Nice use of
the BattleBox weapons.
KENNY:
Tremendous offensive driving
here from Overhaul.
Flames, flames,
flames, flames, flames!
Fire, fire, fire, flamethrower!
CHRIS:
Is Overhaul stuck, Kenny?
KENNY:
Overhaul having
some issues here.
Big hit by Chomp!
CHRIS: And another!
Thank you, sir,
may I have another?
KENNY:
Chomp looking for
another classic comeback here.
CHRIS:
Give it to me!
I'm spinning out of control
with 10 seconds left!
Overhaul has taken
his foot off the gas,
and Zoe Stephenson
has an opening.
She's known for her comebacks,
but has she done enough
to convince the judges?
ZOE: Flame, flame right now.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Yes!
CHRIS: Oh, yeah!
Good work, good work.
CHRIS:
And for the first time tonight,
a fight will go to a decision.
So now it's in the hands
of the judges,
the former BattleBots [/i]
bad boy Derek Young,
Grant Imahara from Mythbusters,
and Bobak Ferdowsi, our old
buddy from the 2015 season,
worked on the Mars landing.
So, Kenny, how are the judges
going to see this one?
Overhaul had the lead early.
KENNY:
They sure did, Chris.
Charles Guan found some form
and utilized the box hazards
incredibly well,
using the screws,
and how about those k*ll saws?
Just nasty.
CHRIS:
Then Chomp started to come alive
and said, "You know what,
I gotta make up some points
in the eyes of the judges,
I've gotta start
flailing that hammer,
using that flamethrower".
KENNY:
Oh, huge shot there, Chris!
CHRIS:
So a very strong finish
for Chomp.
Was it enough to sway
the judges?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
The results from the judges
are in.
[♪♪♪]
The winner,
by unanimous decision, is...
Overhaul!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
So Charles Guan
gets his first win this year
with Overhaul, while
Zoe Stephenson falls to 0-2.
She'll need to work
out those issues
if she wants any chance to make
it to the 2018 championship.
All right, coming up next,
we've got the main event:
Bite Force versus End Game.
Will there be
a changing of the guard?
But first,
three bots in the BattleBox
all at the same time.
We like to call it a rumble.
And we're keeping our eye
on Lucas Sloan and Basilisk.
He was largely ineffective
in an untelevised
tag-team rumble.
He got a win
but not much respect.
KENNY:
Yeah, Chris, it looks scary,
but we have yet to see
its primary weapon in action.
He'll be looking to flip
a pair of spinners.
Deviled Egg is low to the ground
and protected
by layers of steel.
The weapon alone
weighs 70 pounds.
Deviled Egg was mediocre
in a mediocre rumble
between Kraken and Sharkoprion,
so it'll be good
to see him tested here.
And then, Axe Backwards,
he had a disappointing loss
against w*r Hawk. He's hoping
to redeem himself here.
It's a full-body drum spinner
with all of the components
packed inside the weapon.
All of these bots have
gotten off to a slow start,
and all of them looking for a
win in the BattleBox tonight.
CHRIS:
This is desperation time, baby.
They gotta win this one
to keep it alive.
All right, let's get ready
for the rumble.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[♪♪♪]
In the red square,
it's time to say frittata
to your bot.
You're about to get
"eggs-terminated."
It's Deviled Egg!
[ALL CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Zak Hassanein is a toy designer
by trade.
Don't let that fool you, folks.
Deviled Egg
is not safe for children.
In the blue square, the
government just declared it
a UFO,
unidentified fighting object.
Here's comes
the abduction of destruction,
this is Axe Backwards.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Here's little Garret Durjan,
the son of Kurt Durjan,
of Axe Backwards.
Looks like he's keeping
it all in the family.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
In the green square,
this bot is about to serve
a full stack of slam cakes
and a side of Canadian break-in.
It's gonna k*ll you with
kindness. It's Canadian, eh?
It's Basilisk!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Check out the t-shirt, eh?
Looking good, Basilisk,
looking good.
[♪♪♪]
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Three go in, only one can win.
It's a BattleBots rumble.[/i]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Fight, fight, fight, fight...
[BUZZER BUZZING]
CHRIS:
Let the bot rumble begin,
and Basilisk is going
after Deviled Egg, slowly.
But here comes Axe Backwards,
hitting 'em from behind
and taking out some parts.
KENNY:
That was a cheap shot
by Axe Backwards.
CHRIS:
Actually, there's nothing cheap
about it. It's a rumble, Kenny.
KENNY: Oh, yeah.
CHRIS: Anything goes. Whoa!
KENNY:
Huge hit.
CHRIS:
All right,
that 110-pound drum spinner
is apparently
working a-okay today.
Shockingly, Basilisk is
already down for the count,
Wow!
[KENNY LAUGHS]
KENNY:
Huge hit.
CHRIS:
Axe Backwards on the attack.
Oh, and another.
Coming right for us.
Yeah, take a little more.
Aww, that beautiful bot
of Deviled Egg,
it's gonna need a nose job.
KENNY:
That massive drum spinner
of Axe Backwards
has destroyed Deviled egg.
Oh, again.
CHRIS:
And those parts...
being held by glue
inside of Basilisk.
Apparently we're gonna
need some rubber cement
or something, because
that thing ain't working.
Deviled Egg dishes-- Oh!
Dishes out some pain before
losing some of its cosmetics
on the side.
KENNY: Yeah, Deviled Egg
looking a little
worse for wear, Chris.
CHRIS:
Deviled Egg, the little man,
Axe Backwards, the big boy.
KENNY:
Deviled Egg
still functional though,
hanging in there. Oh!
How about Deviled Egg
doing some damage?
Let's get him out of there.
Holy man!
CHRIS:
These two drum spinners
have actually done some serious
damage and now lots of sparks.
Whoo!
KENNY:
Deviled Egg, not the fastest bot
in the world,
but trying to get
around to the tires.
Let's see if he can start to
pick off some of those tires.
CHRIS:
I feel like it's
a two-horse race now, Kenny.
KENNY:
And look at this, Axe Backwards
starting to heat up.
CHRIS:
Uh-oh.
And meanwhile,
Basilisk cruising around,
is he the Glass Joe of
the BattleBots world?[/i]
Under a minute to go.
As you saw, the k*ll saws
are now active.
All three of these bots
just trying to stumble their way
around the box.
KENNY:
Well, Axe Backwards
with the early points,
but Deviled Egg with
some points on the board now.
CHRIS:
Whoa, Axe Backwards, what's up?
You partying on a Saturday?
Yay, bro!
It's a great way to get dizzy.
CHRIS:
Under 30 to go in this rumble.
Whoa, Axe Backwards takes
a shot from the k*ll saw.
Now he's just trying to stay
away from his two opponents.
He feels like maybe
he's done enough damage.
KENNY:
Well, you'd have to say
Deviled Egg
has remained aggressive,
controlling this fight.
Axe Backwards just a little
random towards the end here.
CHRIS:
I love running
the three-bot weave,
that's huge around big parts--
KENNY: Whoa!
CHRIS: Whoa!
KENNY:
There you go,
some sparks finally. Fireworks!
CHRIS:
Thataway, Deviled Egg.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
And that will do it,
as the rumble heads
to the judges.
And Axe Backwards taking a spin
around the block in style.
Axe Backwards definitely
the most aggressive
of the three bots
early on, Kenny.
KENNY:
Yeah, smashed Deviled Egg
from behind,
was charging right after him,
and another big hit there
from Axe Backwards.
CHRIS:
That drum spinner, 110 pounds,
carries some serious weight
around the box.
KENNY:
That's right, Chris.
You know, Basilisk was
basically a non-factor
in this one from the get-go.
Deviled Egg took advantage
by remaining aggressive,
grinding away and
earning damage points
with that drum spinner,
landing some big shots,
and tore up the sides
of Basilisk.
CHRIS:
Good luck to our three judges
sorting this one out.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
The results from
the judges are in.
[♪♪♪]
We have a split decision.
Judge Grant scored the battle
for Axe Backwards.
Judge Bobak scored
the battle for Deviled Egg.
Judge Derek scored the battle...
for the winner...
Deviled Egg!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
So team Deviled Egg
ekes out
their first win of 2018
and evens their record
at 1-1.
Here we go, it is the moment
we've all been waiting for,
the main event of the evening.
The 2015 champion, Bite Force,
facing the undefeated rookie
from New Zealand, End Game.
Bite Force captain
Paul Ventimiglia's reputation
runs deep in combat robotics.
He's been competing on
the circuit for nearly 20 years
and has helped shape the sport
as we know it today.
And, Kenny, he hasn't convinced
me he's not a robot himself.
[KENNY CHUCKLES]
On the flip side,
his opponent, Jack Barker,
is only 22 years old
and is arguably the most hyped
young prospect in the game.
Put it this way:
Jack grew up watching videos
of Paul on YouTube,
and here he is,
looking like he might
already be closing the gap
on the veteran.
KENNY:
Well, I guess we'll see,
won't we?
So far, Jack Barker has
talked up a pretty big game
but has backed up every
word of it and then some.
But do not underestimate
Bite Force here.
He's the only one with
a BattleBots title[/i]
stepping into the ring tonight.
CHRIS:
Take us through
the tale of the tape, Kenny.
KENNY:
Well, their designs are similar.
Both are elite
vertical spinners,
but comparing the numbers
is where you see
the difference in approach.
End Game's weapon is heavier,
and he's looking
for the death blow,
spinning that disc at
a dizzying 250 miles per hour.
Bite Force's weapon is lighter
and does spin
at a more conservative
But what it sacrifices in
power, it gains in control
after big exchanges.
I got to tell you, Chris,
this one has
a playoff atmosphere to it.
Two undefeateds going at it.
You ready to check out
the main event?
Let's do this!
Let's take you inside the box.
Faruq!
Ladies and gentlemen...
time for tonight's main event.
[♪♪♪]
CHRIS:
There he is,
Paul Ventimiglia.
The crowd loves him!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Bite Force looking
very much like the bot
that won it all in 2015, Kenny.
KENNY:
Yeah, Paul Ventimiglia
very relaxed
when I talked to him
in the pits.
Hasn't made any changes here.
This is another bot builder
that is playing the long game.
Gonna save all of his new
parts, new modifications
for the tournament.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[♪♪♪]
CHRIS:
Team End Game, they got style,
they got skills
and they have lots of flags.
KENNY [CHUCKLES]:
That's right.
And they have youth
on their side as well.
Jack Barker at 22 years old,
coming out of New Zealand
for the very first time, is
looking like a veteran already.
Amazing team right there.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
In the red square,
making your bot look
straight-up lousy,
ending fights quicker
than Ronda Rousey,
you're about to be octa-gone.
It's Bite Force!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
You may recognize the engineer,
big Rob Masek,
all the way on the left,
a member of team Lucky
last season now working
with team Bite Force.
Feels like the start of
BattleBots free agency.[/i]
In the blue square,
this young bot's matured
so much,
it's time
for its bot mitzvah.
♪ Hava-now-k*ll ya
Hava-now-k*ll ya ♪
It's End Game!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
At only 22 years old,
Jack Barker's international
résumé includes
a VEX U and FMB world title.
Now he has a chance to take down
the 2015 BattleBots champion.[/i]
KENNY:
The experience of Bite Force
up against the rookie
sensation of End Game.
Will we see
a passing of the torch?
Let's find out.
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Robots, activate.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
Look at this, Jack Barker going
right up
into Bite Force's grill, Kenny.
KENNY:
Wow, this kid thinks
he can rattle the former champ?
I love it.
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Red team, ready.
Blue team, ready.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[♪♪♪]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Fight, fight, fight, fight...
[BUZZER BUZZING]
CHRIS:
Let the main event begin!
KENNY: Oh!
CHRIS: Big hit on End Game
out of the gate, and, oh!
End Game takes a serious flip,
but keeps on ticking!
Bite Force could be down
for the count, though.
He's not moving, Kenny!
KENNY:
End Game could finish this fight
right here.
He's got a free shot,
he's gotta capitalize.
CHRIS:
End Game cautious.
Paul looks rattled.
Maybe he's human after all?
Oh, but look at this, Bite
Force back from the dead!
Paul Ventimiglia right
back on the offensive.
End Game may have missed a
massive opportunity here, Kenny.
KENNY:
Yeah, Jack Barker perhaps
caught up in the moment.
He's got to shake it off and
get his head on straight here.
CHRIS:
Oh! Oh! Bite Force
flips End Game!
KENNY:
That might be it, Chris.
[BLEEP]
It won't start up?
CHRIS:
End Game is on its head
and doesn't look functional!
Ten, nine, eight...
CHRIS:
The countdown has started,
and young Jack Barker
must be thinking,
"Why didn't I take out Bite
Force when I had the chance?"
Heartbreak city here
for the rookie.
...knockout!
[BUZZER BUZZES]
CHRIS:
We're done!
Bite Force takes a bite
out of End Game.
Flipping it on its head
and saying, "You're dead."
Kenny, right out of the gate,
the 2015 champ said,
"Hey, you want to play,
youngster?
Come on, let's play".
KENNY:
Well, yeah, right there
we got a little taste
of who was going to have
the superior primary weapon,
but clearly, that impact
shook up Bite Force.
End Game had a clear path
for that finishing blow,
but Jack Barker hesitated,
a decision
that came back to haunt him
as Bite Force came to,
and then boom!
CHRIS:
And obviously, there was
a weapons problem
with Jack Barker and End Game,
because once they get
thrown on their head,
they can usually self-right, but
if that weapon is not at 100%
there's gonna be an issue.
KENNY:
Yeah, Bite Force
is able to maintain control
after this impact while
End Game lost its spinner,
and it was game over.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Paul, excellent job.
Thanks, it was
a little scary out there.
We sort of died for a minute,
we don't know why exactly.
My pit crew and team
will take a look at it,
but we had to restart the radio.
That seemed to bring
it back to life,
so we'll figure out what it is.
What had you heard
about this young guy
stepping forward, and
how did you prep for him?
We know that's
a really tough opponent.
Basically, our preparation
was to get on the ground,
to get lower than them,
and that worked out in the end.
It went really well.
We were able to hit him
with our weapon,
get him on top of our forks.
In BattleBots, [/i]
whoever's on the ground wins.
Well, you remain undefeated.
Is there anybody in
particular you're gunning for?
There's no one in particular.
We're all just focused
on getting ready
for the tournament of 16.
Awesome. Well, congratulations.
Excellent match.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
CHRIS:
So Bite Force remains undefeated
this season.
Paul's got to be pretty
happy about that, Kenny.
Listen, he's very confident
in his bot.
He hasn't made a lot of changes.
Always kind of smiling
like he knows something
that the other bot builders
don't, so... Amazing.
Improved to 3-0 this season,
same record as Sawblaze
and Jamison Go.
They have reasons
to be confident.
Another strong bot,
another strong team.
Jamison Go,
confident for a reason.
CHRIS:
Well, that about
wraps it up tonight.
For Faruq, Jessica Chobot
and Kenny Florian,
I'm Chris Rose.
We'll see you next time
on BattleBots.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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03x07 - It's Fork Lifting Time!
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Show is an adaptation of the American Robot Wars competitions hosted in the mid–late 1990s by Marc Thorpe, in which competitors design and operate remote-controlled armed and armored machines designed to fight in an arena combat elimination tournament.
Show is an adaptation of the American Robot Wars competitions hosted in the mid–late 1990s by Marc Thorpe, in which competitors design and operate remote-controlled armed and armored machines designed to fight in an arena combat elimination tournament.