02x07 - The Tubtastic Tuo / Mrs. Nestor's Mother's Momma

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[Big band style music plays]

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♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This show is best viewed with sugar-free treats.

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[Hammering]

Am I too late?

Nope, right on time.

The catapult is now [effort grunt] done!

Awesome! Time to launch a cat!

No, the catapult is for launching popcorn

Into each others' mouths!

You didn't really think I was gonna launch a cat, did you?

Oh, pfft! What? No! Crazy talker.

What's in there?

Nothing. It's empty.

[Angry meow and screech]

All done.

Ready to put the ooh in cool?

Goal!

[Shatters] ow!

Oh no!

This is my worst nightmare!

What about clowns?

Creepy, creepy clowns.

They're bad too but losing a tooth is worse.

Because of the molar owl!

The molar owl is no big deal.

No big deal?

She sneaks into your home to take the tooth

From under your pillow!

What's wrong with that?

A stranger in my house? At night?

Everything is wrong with that!

The tooth must serve as a beacon.

That's how the owl knows!

So if I get rid of the tooth,

She won't come looking for it. Right?

Hmm. I need to think about that for a minute.

[Thinking sounds] hmmm...

Are you still thinking about the molar owl?

Nope, I'm thinking about cake.

Some people say it's not a breakfast food,

But I feel it's just a food that-

The catapult!

I can launch the tooth away!

No tooth, no molar owl, no problemo.

Wonder how far it could launch a cat.

No.

Fair enough.

[Snoring] acorns, acorns.

Gah!

Yeah, I get that a lot.

I'm the man in charge of missing tooths.

Paulie.

Hi.

You and me got a problem.

The molar owl came by to pick up your tooth earlier

And oopsie, no tooth.

Means I gotta come down here to see what's what.

My tooth?

Oh. Yeah. Whoa!

Argh. What? No. Pfft. Lost it.

[Chuckles] unfortunately for you,

There's no losing in the tooth game.

You got 24 hours to find that tooth, or else.

I'm gonna regret this. Or else what?

Alls I know is I gotta come back with one of your toofs.

Don't make me do it the hard way, smart guy.

Um, ah, could you take your shoes off next time?

Sure thing.

Know what? Never mind. Forget it.

Just wipe your feet at the door.

[Growls]

Or not. Your call. I'm gonna stop talking now.

We have to find my tooth,

Or I'll get the sharp silver pokey things of badness!

But how?

You fired your tooth away in the cat launcher.

Catapult.

I have an idea.

We can fire this marble out the window,

See where it lands,

And that's where the tooth should be!

Fire!

[Scaredy screams]

My tooth is at the bottom of the river!

We'll never get it before paulie comes back.

Scaredy, I heard you scream like a little girl!

What's wrong?

Dave: scaredy's tooth is in the river

And some weird guy wants it real bad.

Oh no!

You tried to hide your tooth from the molar owl?

Haven't you heard the song,

Don't mess with the molar owl?

There's a song?

♪ Don't mess with the molar owl, ♪

♪ She'll cause you pain,

♪ Make you howl,

♪ Yank your teeth out of your face, ♪

♪ There's no safe hiding place ♪

♪ When you mess-

This is no time for terrifying ditties!

I need a plan!

I got it!

We launch a marble out the window

And wherever it lands- oh, we did this already.

Sally: think fast, because the molar owl means business.

She's no fake, scaredy.

No fake, huh? I have an idea.

Phew! That's good news because-

♪ When you mess

♪ With the owl in charge of teeth, ♪

♪ You won't escape her vicious reach ♪

You won't.

Take a look at this brazil nut and tell me what you think.

Dave: I guess it looks like a tooth.

But does it look like one of your tooths?

[Sighs]

Aah... Hmm. Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Looks good. See you again in six months.

Keep flossing.

[Howling, owl hoots]

[Screams]

P-p-p-p-p-p-paulie!

So, you got a tooth for me?

Or am I gonna have to do something to you?

Here! It was in, and so, I found it.

Paulie: [scanner beeps] sign here.

Pleasure doing business with you.

You took your shoes off. Thank you.

I said I would. Right?

What kind of person lies?

A bad person.

I'm not a bad person, are you?

N-n-n-n-n-no.

Dave: relax! You're home free!

So you lied.

Lying to get out of trouble is fine!

It's called a white lie.

Actually, a white lie

Is when you lie to avoid hurting someone.

And you lied to avoid paulie hurting you.

See? White lie.

I'm not sure that's exactly what it-

Allow me to demonstrate.

He did it.

[Scaredy screams, hitting thuds]

See? I white lied and no one got hurt!

Scaredy: you might be right, dave.

Maybe I am in the clear.

There you go.

And paulie said he didn't want to do it the hard way,

So the fake tooth helped me and paulie!

Yep. Lying is good.

That's not what I'm saying. It's more-

Right. Lies that help you are good.

No.

Two lies make a truth?

If you're traveling on a lie at 60 miles per hour

And you get pulled over and the-

Getting colder.

Dave: no use crying over spilt lies!

I'm done thinking about it.

What's done is done. No harm, no foul.

I'm right, aren't i, richard?

It's no big deal. Yeah.

It's just a tooth!

They don't need it for anything. [Laughs]

On top of that the-

Okay, I get it!

I'm done talking about it!

Richard? Hmph.

[Singing to himself]

Oh no! It's paulie!

Hey, you have something I need.

I know! I know! I'm sorry.

You don't gotta apologize,

Just tell me where you keep the oregano in this place.

Huh? Oh. Oh. Aisle three.

Okay then, I know you wouldn't lie to me.

Of course not! No sir.

We have a rule in my house boy-o!

No lying to people who carry

[Drilling and suction sounds] owie things.

[Nervous laughter]

[Whimpers]

I just think he's out to get me.

He's testing me, dave!

[Cheering]

What is this?

It's a parade for balsa city's dentists!

This year's theme is tooth and consequences.

Like what can happen if you lose a tooth,

Launch it out your window with a catapult,

Carve a brazil nut into a tooth and send it to the molar owl?

As an example.

[Gasp] it's paulie again.

Oh, hey guys!

Don't you just love parades?

Paulie: yo, scaredy!

Scaredy: ahhhhh! Paulie!

Nice parade, huh?

Consequences. That's my whole business.

Scaredy: [nervous laughter]

He's onto me. Absolutely!



Knows what?

Scaredy lied! Now paulie's everywhere!

You can't lie to the molar owl!

Haven't you ever heard the 43rd verse of the song?

[Big inhale]

♪ Ah, don't mess with the molar owl ♪

♪ Hide one tooth and she'll take another ♪

♪ Don't you mess with her

♪ Can't you hear me, guys?

♪ Okay, where you going?

♪ Oh, why does everybody leave? ♪

He's out to get me!

You heard him today.

Consequences, that's his business!

Paulie's not out to get you.

But just in case, put a note in your mouth tonight

Telling him which tooth you like the least.

You said he wasn't out to get me!

I was lying, which, as you know, is a good thing.

I can't take it anymore.

I'm gonna go see the molar owl and tell her what I did.

Good idea. You should write that on the note too.

Scaredy: the molar owl lives in the tallest tree in balsa city!

How am I gonna get up there?

You could just scamper up the side,

You know, like a squirrel.

Hm.

We're gonna need a bigger catapult!

Make sure to pull it tight.

I don't want to fall short.

Sally: scaredy, wait!

Hurry! Before she sings me more of that song!

Aghhhh!

This was a horrible idea!

Owww...

[Gasp]

Hello dear. Are you quite all right?

Oh. Um, I was screaming for sonar purposes,

Not 'cause I was scared.

Of course you were.

You're so nice!

The molar owl seemed much scarier in my head.

Most things are.

Oh, that's the problem with using your head.

I guess. I'm here to confess.

I gave paulie a fake tooth.

I was scared and i-

Molar owl: oh, hush. It's okay.

We're friends now

And honesty is always the best policy.

[Bell dings]

Is that the honesty bell?

Do I win a prize or something?

Ding, ding, ding!

Free toothbrush for the squirrel!

[Chuckle] not exactly, dear.

Paulie's going to rip one of your teeth out.

[Laughs] I know you're joking

Because you're way too nice- [scream!]

Paulie, this gentleman is a liar

Who owes us a tooth!

I thought we were friends!

Paulie: don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

It'll hurt a lot.

Please don't.

This is my favourite mouth.

Sally: [effort cry]

Stop! I have scaredy's tooth!

It's okay, pauliekins.

This tooth is real.

You found my tooth?

Yeah, it was down river but I found it.

Before you go would you like some cookies?

Nice try, you're not giving me cavities!

Smarter than he looks.

Scaredy: thanks sally. You really saved me.

Sally: oh, scaredy, I'd do anything for you.

Now get some sleep.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe tomorrow we can all play hug that tree.

Whatcha think dave?

Mmmm hmmmm.

Okay. Trees. Hug.

Good work, dave.

Anything for my best buddy!

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Dave: you gonna eat that?

Um, it's my lunch. Uh huh.

So I'm probably gonna save it, you know, for lunch time.

You shouldn't have eaten your lunch

On the bus this morning.

I had to! I ate breakfast before I went to bed.

I was starving!

[Sighs] I'll share it with you.

At lunch time.

Fine. Eat your half now.

Mmm. And at lunch time I get the other half, right?

But then i- ugh. Fine.

I'll just eat my emergency back-up lunch.

Nothing is gonna ruin this day.

Today we pick names for the secret stash n' hoard

Gimmie gimmie gift exchangopalooza.

Your favourite random work related gift exchange day

Void of any cultural significance?

Yes. That is right, dave.

As you know, I'm pretty much the best gift giver ever!

It's a donkey identifier!

Automated voice: [beeps] not a donkey!

Automated voice: a donkey!

Is that all it does? Yes!

Wow. It's great. I love it.

I knew you would!

What am I supposed to do with this?

So many things!

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She's really loving those stickers.

Momma: [over store speakers] anyone wearing a sticker is fired.

[Evil laugh]

I've got a perfect success record.

Nestor: scaredy!

Pick a name for the gimmie gimmie gift exchangopalooza!

[Excited giggling]

Oh, who will it be? Okay, okay!

Woo, here I go. [Excited giggling]

Oh, it's all too exciting, I can barely-

Pick a name!

Employees only!

Mildred! Mildred?

Have a nice day. [Belch]

Whatcha you gonna get her?

I, I have no idea.

Sounds like a job for detective awesome!

Well, only because I'm really stuck.

And you can only ask the questions

I write down for you.

What are you supposed to be?

A race car driver from the future.

Race car driver with a super tall head!

Race car driver that went to chef school!

Can you take the goggles off and just be a chef?

No. [Sighs]

Just ask these questions.

Dave: vroom. Vroom.

[Belches]

[Cow moos]

Hello. I'm david racercookchef,

The famous race car driving chef.

[Slurps]

Moving on then, do you enjoy gardening?

No.

Do you enjoy cartoons?

No. Awkward.

I don't watch movies. I hate sports.

I play no instruments, and origami...

...is boring.

Thank you for your time.

[Vroom, vroom]

[Tires squeal sound] turns out that she-

I heard. Tomorrow is mildred's day off.

I'll secretly follow her and see what she does.

That'll help me figure out what to get her as a gift!

I think I'll do it on my own.

Are you sure?

Huh? Huh huh huh?

No one suspects the little old girl.

Scaredy: not a knick-knack nearby to knock over. Hmm.

No gift ideas yet.

[Gasp] come on mildred, just a tiny hint.

[Phone rings] hello?

Understood. Yeah. I'm on it.

Agh!

[Car whirs]

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Dave: [loud whisper]: hi scaredy! How's the spying going?

Shhh! Where did you learn to whisper, a helicopter?

Yes.

Sargent: [whisper yell] welcome to helicopter whisper school,

Where our motto is, shhh.

Let's start with your names.

[Whisper yell] dave!

That never happened.

Um, we all just saw it happen, so...

Just wondered if you needed any help from...

Dr. Viking. Paging dr. Viking.

Would you knock it off?

Something very strange is going on and I'm trying-

Ooh! Could I get a pudding taco and-

Well, there goes his tip.

Any questions about the menu?

Yes. Does the eagle fly south to the 9th breakfast special?

Confirmed.

[Both belch]

I believe you dropped this.

I'm on it!

What's the 9th breakfast special?

Does it come with hash browns?

[Panting]

It looks like rain.

It certainly does.

Scaredy: she forgot her bag.

That's not yours!

Hey! Let go!

Where could she have gone?

She just got off the bu- agh!

Why are you following me?

I picked your name

In the gimmie gimmie gift exchangopalooza

And I was trying to find out what to buy you!

So you're not a spy?

[Nervous laugh] a spy?

Why would you think that I was- you're a spy?

You drew too much attention on the bus

And you put us both in grave danger.

Danger? B-b-but I hate danger!

Whoa!

You'll never get away with it!

Your plan won't work!

Get away with what? What plan?

Be quiet.

I wanna know what's going on!

Otter: can the act, I ain't buying it.

I know you two are working together - so who are you!

Scaredy squirrel. Head stacker. Stash n' hoard.

No matter.

Beneath this floor is a 40 storey drop

Into the balsa river.

No one could survive that fall.

Whew. Good thing there's a floor beneath us.

[Whirring]

[Laser blasts]

Scaredy: agh! Why would you even own that

If you knew it could cut through your floors!

Would you please stop talking.

Stand guard outside the door,

While I get started on the mission.

Scaredy: all the things I never got a chance to do.

Make a life jacket out of puffed wheat. Wash a train.

Do you have a mirror?

The reverse of my shirt is reflective

In case I'm ever lost at sea.

You don't own anything reflect- agh!

Mildred: when the laser hits your shirt

The beam is going to sh**t back at itself

And the cannon is going to fall straight down on us.

Why would you do that? We'll get- ow!

We have to get out of the way.

Lean right. Lean left. Right, left.

Right, left, right, left.

[Water whooshes]

Let's get out of here!

Mildred: we can't leave.

Those otters are here to steal

All the water from balsa river.

[Whirring, splash]

And no one is going to stop them if we don't.

We? Me we? Us we? We we?

Mildred: they're starting to drain the river.

We need a way to get past the guard at the door.

Do you have anything that might help?

I don't know. Um, 6 bandages,

Inflatable eyewash station, 2 poached eggs,

A snake bite kit, a snake and...

Dave's disguise kit?

He must have snuck it into my pocket at the restaurant.

Who are you?

Dr. Viking?

Um, I watched the squirrel and the lady fall

Like the boss asked.

It is my medical opinion that they fell.

I'm his assistant, little old girl.

Scaredy: so we're done here. Bye.

Can't believe these costumes worked.

Of course, no one suspects a little old girl.

That's what dave said when- coasters!

Everyone needs coasters!

I don't.

Scaredy: aw, crumbs!

Arg. It's locked.

Looks like it requires an alpha-numeric code.

Oh, try the empirical formula for water - h20!

It refers to the hydrogen and oxygen ratio-

Get down!

[Beeping, expl*si*n]

Mildred: I hope there aren't any more locked doors.

That was my last piece of exploding chewing gum.

Scaredy: even if I knew where to buy that for you I wouldn't.

Can't be good for your teeth.

Otter: hey, you there!

How did you get out of our trap?

[Spits]

♪♪♪

How can you know how to do all this crazy stuff

And still pack eggs at the bottom of a grocery bag?

Ha! It's too late. The pump can't be stopped.

We'll see about that.

[Slurps]

[Slurps]

[Water whooshes]

Ew!

And just like that, scaredy, we saved balsa city.

Yeah. I'll never go swimming again but yeah.

You can never, never tell anyone that I'm a spy.

If you only knew how many times danger was lurking over-

Don't wanna know. Don't wanna lalalalala

Not listening!

Nestor: I love it. Best gimmie gimmie gift exchangopalooza gift

I ever got.

Automated voice: not a donkey!

Was that the-

Nestor: next up is mildred.

Who pulled mildred's name?

Hurry up, this isn't suppose to be fun.

Knowing you the way I do,

I think this is the perfect gift.

Yep. Perfect. [Belch]

So you didn't find out anything new about her?

Not a thing.