03x05 - Extrasquirrestial / To Cat a Thief

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[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This episode was created in a peanut-free environment.

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Scaredy: this is going to be the best 2nd annual

Safety saturday picnic and games ever!

Have you heard about the "2nd annual

Safety saturday picnic and games?!

It's happening this weekend!

On saturday!

Safety saturday picnic and games!

Guaranteed fun!

Here are some pictures from last year!

This is dave and I winning the three-legged cautious walk!

This is us playing stick-the-tail-on-the-donkey

Who-was-born-with-no-tail!

And this is lunch!

The safety never stops!

Well, I should find dave.

We gotta practice our eyewash station drill.

Ahhhhh! See you saturday!

Dave?! Dave, where are you?

Hey, philmore, have you seen dave?

Eyes looky for who-who! Daaaaave?

Yeah, um, blue skunk about yay tall.

Yay wide.

Kinda looks like this.

Yep, yep, yep! Ahhh!

[Gasps]

Dave?!

Dave, what are you doing in there?!

Scaredy?! What's going on?!

I don't know!

It's a mystery wrapped in ice cream

Inside a freezer!

Well, someone must know what happened!

Mildred?

How would I know?

[Slurps, belches]

Just clean this sticky, ooey gooey frozen mess up!

[Clinks]

All right, dave, I'd better get you thawed out

In time for the safety saturday picnic and games!

Saturday!

Good thing I've got my frozen-dave thawing kit.

Let's see... Hypo-allergenic comforter...

Cordless room temperature blow-dryer,

And the tropical beach vacation simulation package.

Let's do this!

♪ Huka luka lei, huka luka loo ♪

Whoa! I almost forgot sunscreen!

Can't be too careful these days!

Dave! Hey!

Hey, dave, wake up!

Why isn't he waking up?

Oh, dave's a really heavy sleeper.

One time he even slept through

The balsa city crash cymbal appreciation day parade!

[Cymbals crash]

Have they started yet?!

Hope he doesn't sleep through your big, boring picnic

Tuesday parade of boringness.

That can't happen!

Is it going to happen? Nooo.

Why would it happen? Not gonna happen!

So what now?

If there's one thing I know about me,

It's that I never give up!

Or go to bed without flossing.

Or eat with uninspected cutlery!

Or use public washrooms.

[Mildred belches]

The point is, I will wake up dave.

Argh!

[Fan whirs]

Hit it!

[Slapping]

You can't wake him up either, huh?

He's asleep?

Scaredy: okay, let's run through your daily routine.

That will make you wake up for sure!

Open wide!

Who's the hungry li'l guy!

We'd better get moving! You have lots to do today!

[Truck dings]

Aghhhhh!

Distress! Distress! Save yourself!

[Panicked screaming]

Scaredy: now lunchtime!

Patron: foooood fiiiiiight!!

Hey, fun, huh, dave?

C'mon, dave, you love a good food fight!

Wake up! Fooood fiiiight!

Okay, that's it! We're going to the doctor.

Mm-hmm...

[Snoring]

I see! [Echoing] I see... I see...

I'm afraid I have some bad news:

This cat is a skunk!

I already knew that!

Then why did you bring him in to see me?

Because he won't wake up!

Ah! Very interesting...

Dave: bun-bum bum-bum bum-bum...

Hmm. You're friend is hibernating!

It's a very deep sleep and it's perfectly natural.

It's something animals used to do

Before they could talk and star

In hit animated television shows.

How long is he going to hibernate for?!

Hard to know.

He could be asleep for days, weeks, even months.

But he can't stay asleep!

The 2nd annual safety saturday picnic and games

Is this afternoon!

It's saturday! I have to wake him up!

Well, that's not going to happen.

Not unless you have some sort of machine

That allows you to enter someone else's dreams!

Raccoon: so you're looking for a machine

That allows you to enter someone else's dreams?

Ha! Absurd!

But yes, we have those.

Do you have a colour preference?

You must remember:

If you stay in his dream too long,

You could get...

Trapped forever ever-ever-ever!

Just testing out my new eerie voice simulator.

It uh... Works!

Take this.

You must leave his dream before the sand runs out!

How do I do that?

You'll need to repeat a word three times.

Something easy to remember,

Like: "collywobble gobbledygook,"

Or maybe "chip-chop-zingy- bam-a-lama-ding."

How about I just say "home"?!

If you think you can remember it.

Very well.

Are you sure this is safe?

Can anything really be safe?

Yes.

Well, this isn't.

[Machine whirs and fizzles]

Now close your eyes and concentrate!

Eeee....

[Wind gusts]

Dave?!

Hi, scaredy!

Dave, I'm glad to see you.

We need- where's the rest of you?

What do you notice?!

Um, i-

There is no spoon.

[Laughs]

M'kay. Where are we?

Upside down on a cloud.

[Screams]

Dave: hey, scaredy. You okay?

Let's go for a ride!

It's saturday and you need to wake u-

Aaaahhhhh!

Dave: yaaaay! Scaredy: aaahhhhhh!

Weeeee!

Whooooaaaa!

[Laughs]

Dave, you're asleep and it's time to wake up!

Come on.

Ahhhhh!

Oh. We have to talk, dave.

Try this! It's called a "pakewich"!

It's pie, shaped like a cake,

That tastes like a sandwich!

Dave, you need to-

That does taste like a sandwich!

Anything is possible here.

Anything?

Dave! Wake up! You're sleeping!

Do you know what day it is?

[Blows]

Scaredy: [knocks] housekeeping!

Time to wake up for the safety saturday picnic and games!

[Vacuum whirs] housekeeping!

[Glass shatters]

What time is it, scaredy?

Ahhhh! Home, home, home!

[Screams]

Just testing out my new evil face mirror!

It works!

I couldn't get dave to wake up!

Wake him up? Why didn't you say so!

If you want your friend to wake up in real life,

You have to get him to fall asleep in his dreams!

It's the dream-sleepy- wakey-wakey conundrum!

Make dave fall asleep, huh?

Alrighty! Back to dreamland!

[Spatters, whirs]

[Engines roar]

[Dave laughs]

Dave, I've got a bunch of great stuff for us to do.

All riiiight!

Huh?

Narrator: ...so one might say,

That the acorn is one non-valved nut

That didn't fall far from the genera

Quercus fagaceous tree.

[Snobbish laugh]

How's my sleepy little buddy doing?

Woo-hoo! Again! Again!

What? Are you- forget it. Forget it.

We're running out of time.

[Sheep bleat]

Heh heh. Let's see you try to stay awake now!

Okay, one, two, three, four, five...



You're right! This is fun, scaredy!

[Moans]

How much longer we gotta do this?!

I got no idea, but my hooves are killin' me.

Oh, my turn! Baaahhhh...



Dave, listen to me!

You have to wake up. I mean fall awake.

I mean fall asleep to wake up! Whatever.

It's not just about the 2nd annual

Safety saturday picnic and games anymore.

Okay. Mostly it is,

But it's also about something bigger than that.

This is about our friendship!

You see, dave...

Friendship is what makes the grass greener,

The sky bluer, the water watery-er.

A world without friendship

Is like an acorn without the corn,

A mop without a bucket,

A paddleball without the string...

It's so true!

Oh, me again! Baaaaaahh....

Just wake up! I mean fall asleep-

You know what I mean! Dave?!

Please!

Who's gonna pick me up when I feel down?

Who's gonna spill crumbs on my floor

When I'm testing out a new vacuum?

And who's gonna pass me the lukewarm potato

At the safety saturday picnic and games...

Not this guy!

'Cause if it's not my bestest friend

In the whole wide world, then...

[Snores]

That did it!

My powerful, moving speech made you fall sleep?

That's kind of hurtful actually.

[Beeping]

[Gasps] home! Home! Home!

Dave! You're awake!

Spoon!

I was so worried.

You were hibernating!

I was what-benading?

Hi-ber-nat-ing!

It's a dormant state.

Hmm... I still don't understand.

It's not important.

[Yawns]

[Sighs] trying to wake you up was exhausting!

Come on, we still have time

To get to the safety saturday picnic and games!

We're gonna win the thing.

[Tired] this thing doing now. Ugh! Yes!

Ready, set...

[Whispers] cautious walk.

[Blows whistle]

[Crowd gasps]

[Snoring] dave: scaredy!

It's okay. Nothing to worry about.

He's just hypergazing.

Hamper painting!

You know... It's a doormat face.

Sweet dreams, buddy.

♪♪♪

Scaredy: aaaaaaaand... Done!

Check this out, dave.

I've accurately recreated tamale island,

The home of chico's charred chili!

[Panicked screaming]

It's also a cautionary tale!

Nestor: everyone! Staff room! Now!

Woo-hoo!

[Slurps]

[Belch]

An announcement will now be made by...

Nestor wingnut.

First, I'd like to thank the little people,

Because without you I'd have no one to step on

In my rise to greatness.

Momma: nestor!

Why are you wearing my pashmina?

And my sunglasses?

Nestor: I'm just about to make the big announce-

Momma: there's gonna be a movie sh**ting at the store

Starring some guy named sebastian squirrel.

[Cheering]

Ooh! I loved him in "acorn 3: nutty vengeance."

And don't forget "a squirrel to remember."

Scaredy: what are you guys talking about?

Sebastian squirrel's early safety films were the best!

Remember "electricity is shocking"

And "car, car, look out, car"!

What about "I scream, you scream,

We all scream for sunscreen"!

Sebastian: remember, kids, play it safe!

All right!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

[Sunscreen squirts]

I can't wait to meet him!

Momma: not a chance!

Everybody has to stay out of his way.

Yeah! It's for industry insiders only.

That includes you, birdlips!

Buck: uh, aren't those your glasses?

Momma: you're going to regret this.

Nestor: ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Cheering]

Here he comes!

[Pained groans]

[Spray hisses, belch]

Buck: look how shiny I'm making the floors for you,

Mr. Squirrel.

Dear sebastian squirrel,

Ever since I was a young squirrel

I have been inspired by your messages of safety and-

[Loud crash]

Do you think he noticed me?

Yeeeees.

I guess I'll never get to meet him.

Aw, it's okay, scare. Bring it in.

[Splat]

Why is your vest filled with mustard packets?

Did you know they're free?!

[Sighs] I'm gonna go wash up.

[Laughs]

♪ I clean, you clean, we all clean ♪

Scaredy and sebastian: ♪ 'til our paws are raaaaaw!

[Gasps]

You-you-you're sebastian squirrel!

Agh! Don't remind me.

Nestor: [over pa] seb-meister, where are you?!

I still want to give you that massage!

Moist towelette?

I get all the free ones I want.

[Giggles] famous.

Wow! Your life sounds amazing.

It's tougher than you'd think.

Sometimes I wish I could just be a normal squirrel.

Naw, if I could be you for just one day-

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Scaredy: paste ready?

Brushes on your marks and.... Go!

Actually, I wasn't thinking of a toothbrush race at all.

What if we traded places for a day?

Chawabeeahhmashink. [Spits]

But how would we pull it off?

I look nothing like you.

Ow! Wow. That's incredible.

All right, we'll meet here at the end of the day

To switch back.

Thanks for this, you're a life saver.

[Chuckles] thank me? Wha? No.

Ha! Life saver! You, i, uh, that is to say that-

I really like your movies.

Nestor: scaredy, why are you bothering the beautiful people?!

Sorry you had to look upon someone so hideous.

What? How did this get here?

It's my original screenplay I wrote.

It's about a handsome bird named fester

Who's mother, momma... Linda,

Never believes in him.

But when fester wins

An ultimate fighting triathalon on the moon,

She finally becomes proud of him.

Momma: nestor! Beat it! Nestor: whaaa!

Anything I can get for you, mister squirrel?

Water? Gold-plated jelly beans?

Acorn platter?

Oh, wow. Well, acorns sound-

Thanks! I'll just get some napk-

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank- thank- thank you!

Director: sebastian! Time to start sh**ting.

Oh. Right. I'm an actor.

Hey, uh, how would you describe the movie we're making?

A flossing comedy? A helmet thriller?

Ooooh! Safety goggle musical?

Is this a test?

Am I gonna get fired again?

No, I just, um... I forgot.

It's "cough: the movie."

Whaaaaa??!!

[Hacking]

No, i- no!

Sebastian would never do this.

I know! Such a bold career move.

Yeah, but- places!

Scaredy: no but- director: aaaand action!

[Coughing]

Noooo!

This place is so real.

Safe: open.

Safe: open.

O-pen!

Oooooooopennnnn!

Hey, scaredy, you trying to get into your locker?

So primitive!

Good man!

Get me some sparkling acorn water!

Whoa! Look, I'm not your servant;

We both work here.

You mean you're a homely little beaver

And we're equals?

How delightful!

I'm keeping this,

You know, to teach you a lesson and stuff.

[Cacophony of coughing]

Why?! Why would you do this to me?!

Director: aaaaaaand cut.

[Woozy sigh]

That was incredible! Genius!

Such a realistic portrayal of fear!

That's a wrap for the day, everyone!

Now, sebastian-

Must sanitize! Must sanitize!

At least the day's over

And I can finally get my regular life back.

Waiting, waiting, waiting,

I am patiently waiting.

And waiting, waiting, waiting.

Waiting, waiting, waiting.

Really impatiently now waiting, waiting, waiting.

Sebastian: ooh! What a day that was!

Okay, my friends,

I'm scaredy squirrel and I still will be tomorrow.

G'night!

But there has to be some mistake.

We were supposed to switch back!

Excuse me,

I've gotta catch the bus and head home.

There's something I need to do.

[Laughs] hilarious!

Sebastian squirrel taking the bus.

Your bodyguards will take you home.

Body-wha?

Scaredy: oh.

Guys, guys, I just need to go home

And sort this mess out.

We can't let you leave.

Security.

Yeah, but there's been this horrible mistake.

[Growling]

[Gulps]

Security.

[Gasps]

[Whistles]

Ahhhhhh!

Nope. Security.

Bear: nope. Security.

Okay, now that one didn't even make sense.

Sebastian: and then last night I slept in a tiny room

Without being tucked in by a single robot butler.

Not one!

Dave: hey, buddy.

Heeey. Heyyyy.

Is there something different about you today?

Nope. Just normal, regular frighty squirrel here-

Er, uh, spooky, no...

I'm gonna try scarey squirrel?

Sounds about right.

Scaredy: sebastian, what are you doing?!

We've got to switch back.

We're never switching back.

What?! C'mon,

You've had your taste of the normal life!

It was never about that!

Do you really think I'm gonna do

"Cough: the movie"?

My reputation will be ruined!

No, you can't do this-

Come, best friend.

Let us do what non-celebrity folk do.

Dave, help!

Nope, sorry.

We're not supposed to talk to the famous people.

[Gasps] oh no, I just did.

I did it again!

Mouth, why have you betrayed me?

I've given you everything!

But... But...

Nestor: go, go, go, go!

Sebastian has important things to do.

[Evil chuckle]

So let me get this straight.

My entire job is to stack cans on top of other cans

And it's not ironic?

Mildred: call for the skunk who doesn't work here,

But always hangs around for some reason.

Hello! This is dave talking on the store phone.

Dave, I don't have much time

Before they force me back to set,

You've got to help me.

Scaredy? Yes, it's me.

Except the me that you think is me, isn't me.

I'm the me me.

He's the me I used to be before me became he.

Ooh! I get it.

You do? Nope!

But thanks for calling me on the store phone!

Dave! No!

I'll never get my life back.

He's even got dave fooled.

[Gasps] dave! That's it.

[Claps]

Nameless assistant: take a memo, please.

Ooh! Fire truck mail!

"Dave, this is scaredy.

I'd really like to try all those dangerous games

You've wanted to play for years." [Gasps]

Even muddy muddy skydiving with a paper towel?

"Yes, even that one.

In fact, the more I protest, the more fun I'm having."

[Cheers] all right!

Uh, there you are sebastian.

The germ wrangler is waiting on set for you!

[Groans]

[Plane rumbles]

No way. I'm not doing that!

You're protesting!

I knew you'd love it.

Wha? Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

Whooaaaa!

This is a game?

I don't know.

I just always wanted to try it.

[Coughing]

Director: aaaaaand that's a wrap!

You did this to me. You!

Na-ah-ah.

No fraterizing with the- aaaaahhhh.

Momma: haha!

Come on, we've gotta switch back.

No way! I don't care what you do to me,

I'm never going to let that movie ruin my life.

Director: that's it! We're totally done.

And look, they're already saying

You're gonna win a bazillion awards.

A bazillion?

With a bazille?

Hey, I'll bet that will give sebastian squirrel

An amazing reputation.

That squirrel is a fraud!

I am? I am!

Ridiculous! You look nothing alike!

Wow. That's incredible.

I guess this means we'll have to re-sh**t

All those coughing scenes.

Nope, we're good. We're good.

Dave: no one cares about the animated short,

Get on to the real awards!

Announcer: and the winner for best performance

By a small rodent...

Sebastian squirrel for "cough: the movie."

[Coughing]

I'd like to thank a certain special squirrel

Without whom I wouldn't be here today.

And that squirrel was me, obviously.

You can have it, sebastian.

It's all yours.

Hey, wanna go for another round of lick that stuff?

Nope. Never.

Never, ever, ever.