03x13 - Douoble Ooh Oops / Stack to School

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[Big band style music plays]

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♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

You're too close to the tv! Back up a little.

A little more...

Watch out for the stairs!

♪♪♪

Scaredy: ♪ bah-da bah-daba-daba

♪ Work apron

♪ Bah-da bad-da

♪ Puttin' it on, do-d- ♪

I promised I wouldn't tell.

No one can know. Ever!

So don't even ask!

Okay.

Argh! Fine!

I guess I can trust you.

It turns out that-

Scaredy: dave! If it's a secret you shouldn't be telling anyone.

Not even me!

Relax, I'll tell you.

Mildred is a sppp-

Don't!

I already know mildred's secret

And we can't talk about it.

It would put all of balsa in danger!

It's too late I'm already saying it.

Mildred is a spin class instructor!

Dave!

She teaches spin classes?

Keep your butt in the saddle.

Your legs are like pistons.

So what secret do you know about mildred?

No, no, no.

Oh c'mon! I told you mine!

But I told you not to tell me!

If word got out that mildred is spy then-ahh!

Mildred is a spy?

You can't tell anyone.

No prob. Spy's the word. Mum!

I meant mum! Mum's the spy.

Not spy! Word.

Word's the spy. What is wrong with spy?!

Stop saying spy!

Okay, okay. Easy.

It's not like I'm writing a musical about it.

Hmmm?

♪ Mildred is a spy

♪ Mildred is a spy

♪ Scaredy told me, I don't know why ♪

♪ I can't keep a secret, that's no lie ♪

♪ Mildred is a spy

♪ Mildred is a spy!

[Audience applauds]

Dave.

♪ Mildred is spy mildred is a spy ♪

Come back here!

Bawk! Your shift started 45 seconds ago!

Ya, but I just need to tell dave that-

Get to worrrrrrrrk!

Arrrgh!

[Gust of wind] arrggghhh!

Dave: yep. Totally true.

g*ng: wow!

Dave: mildred is a-

Scaredy: I knew it! I knew you'd tell people!

You can't keep a secret!

But i-

Okay! Fine!

Now we all know that mildred is a spy.

The important thing is to-

Hatton: mildred is a spy?

Wicked cool!

[Gasp] I've put mildred in danger!

Mildred... [Belches]

I'm so sorry.

I accidentally told dave,

And buck... And hatton, uh... And gary.

They all know that... That.

[Over pa] you're a spy, mildred.

[Echoing] spy, mildred.

[Shocked gasps]

[Nervous giggle] smoooooth.

Dave: worst secret keeper ever.

Okay, we can fix this.

Dave you and I are on protection detail.

We'll keep watch 24/7

And make sure nothing happens to mildred

Until we can get this secret thing under control.

Don't worry mildred. [Gasp]

Mildred would never leave a soda behind!

Still cold.

[Gasp] what have I done?

Head otter: take that! And that! And that!

Head otter: why won't you stay together!

Ow. Ow! Argh!

Who knew building an evil lair would be so difficult.

I gotta go contact the buyer.

You want all of it.

You'll have all of it.

Well well well, mildred.

Balsa's best spy and worst cashier.

Impressive, isn't it?

Just wait 'til you see what it does.

Nestor: yes, I know she's not here, scaredy!

I said where did she go?

Horse: can we speed this up?

Scaredy: well, she-

Should we tell him that someone took mildred?

Why would someone take mildred?!

Right. No one would do that.

So let's not talk about it so loudly.

Mister mouse: moment of your time?

I'm kinda busy and- aw!

Okay okay.

Mildred teaches spin classes!

There, I said it.

Happy now?! Wah!

What's a spin class?

Mister mouse: I'm mr. Mouse.

Mildred's other boss. Look, scaredy-

It's my fault.

I kept telling and the pop can went glug glug glug

And "oh no" then ah! And she was gone!

Because of you she's been captured by evil otters.

I think you owe it to mildred to save her.

Me? Ugh.

I know. Okay.

Yes. I'll do it.

I will save mildred!

Dear evil otters.

Please release my friend

Or my next letter will be far less pleasant.

Thanking you in advance...

We're running out of time, scaredy.

Our sources say the evil otters have built a food magnet

And plan to pull every last bite from balsa.

They're gonna take our food?!

No one but mildred can defeat these evil otters

And save balsa,

But first you need to rescue her.

But I'm not a spy.

I could be!

With my detective awesome kit of super disguises

I'd be the best spy ever!

No.

Ja, I vould be goot. Whoz-un sausage?

Nestor: the food!

The food is flying!

Dave: I have a plan! Hold this!

Here's some food evil won't be getting!

Hey, why aren't my feet touching the floor?

Hellllp!

Scaredy: dave! No!

Mister mouse: this tracking device

Will allow us to find you.

[Farts]

Be brave!

Aye aye sir.

Owww!

Dave will float right to their hideout.

Use this to track him.

Now come with me!

These spy gadgets might come in handy.

This pen emits a sleeping gas.

This tiny box contains a very big lion.

No way.

Don't open it!

I just told you there's a very big lion in there!

And finally if you chew this gum

It turns into a rocket.

But how do i?

There's no time for instructions!

Save the frog! Save the city!

Ahh...?

[Tracking device beeps]

Who are you? Answer me!

I am a spy!

Then today you die.

Can I change my answer?

Your chairs will now slowly rise up

Into the blue, blue sky.

Ooooh that sounds nice.

But first they'll have to push you through this!

Ohhhh.

Otter: we're loading the food onto the boat.

Do eggs go on top of pineapples

Or the other way 'round?

Head otter: what?! Let me make sure you are doing it right!

I'm here! I'm here!

Untie me first, I'm your best friend!

Wait, stop.

If the buyer gets that food balsa will starve.

Jagged rocks, best friend, less talk more untiey.

Well, how am I suppose to rescue you and the food?!

He's not just going to -

Hand everything over to meeee.

Owww.

Or maybe he will.

Head otter: how are you two- wha!

Mildred: and here he is! Contestant 1.

The evil otter.

Are you ready to play "describe someone evil!"

I'm on a game show?!

Oh wow! Oh! I'm so nervous!

Dave: 30 seconds on the clock,

Which is invisible,

And that's why you can't see it. Here we go.

The republic of malta achieved their independence-

Next question!

Describe the buyer!

Um, oh, he's a sheep!

A sheep with curly red hair.

This better work.

Oh and, ya, wooden leg-

Right or left!

Legs. Wooden legs!

Legsss? Oh come on...

And uh... He uh...

And what?! What?!

He has a thick scottish accent!

Scaredy: whoot arr yooo doo-an?

Macsheep? When did you get here?

Noot imporrrtant.

Whoo arr dhey?

Head otter: they're spies and game show hosts!

I ac-tu-ally collect spies.

Who dabble in game show hosting?

Bring'um down.

I'll take'um wit me!

Sure. Whatever you want.

Phew! Yay!

And the food is in the boat like you asked.

Hey what part of scotland are you from?

The place with the rocks and the haggis-

Weat weat. Yafta sign for delivery.

[Hiss, snores]

You could've just escaped this whole time?!

Hey! Stop right there!

Very big lion! Tiny box!

Deep down I knew that was impossible... Ahhh!

Grrrrrr!

[Battle yell]

Scaredy! The food!

Thanks for shopping with us.

Don't come again.

What now?

This gum might be able to-

[Chewing]

Huh. What flavour is this?

Rocket!

Rocket? That's not a flav-

[Scream]

Scaredy: mildred! Get in the boat! Get in!

Macsheep: whooo arrrr yooo and wherrr'oo go-an wit maaah food?

[Growls then roars]

Sweet haggis!

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

[Crying]

[Rocket whooshes] whooo-hoooo!

Wha?!

Nestor: will someone please explain what just happened!

Well... There was-

Dave told me- you know it's actually kind of-

I'm a spy.

Fine. Don't tell me! Just get back to work!

[Belches]

You two have done balsa a great service.

Unfortunately I must erase today

From your memories. Cheerio.

[Whirring]

Whoa. The day's almost over and I haven't done anything!

Scaredy! I know something about mildred.

I promised I wouldn't tell. No one can know. Ever!

Dave, if it's a secret you shouldn't be telling anyone.

Not even me!

Relax, I'll tell you. Mildred is a sssp-

♪♪♪

Scaredy: here we go,

The french fry tribute tower will be complete

After I add this one last-

Momma: [p.a.] Squirrel!

Ahghhhhh!

My office! Now!

Agghhhh!

[Groans]

Um. Is there a problem?

Oh, let me tell him, momma! Please!

Can I do it?! Oh, please can i? Can i?!

Tell me what?

Zip it, squirrel,

If that is your real species.

Hahaha! Oh, this is too sweet.

I'm so glad I brought my camera today!

Is that my employee file?

Is there something wrong?

Yes. I noticed your school records

From the balsa grocery academy.

Care to explain this?!

I don't get it. This says I didn't... Graduate.

Aaaauuahhh...

[Woozy moan]

You are so fired! Right, momma?

Put your beak in park!

Squirrel, according to this you're a single class short.

It must be a clerical error.

I'm giving you one chance to go back

And get your stacking diploma.

What?! Noooooo...!

I'm going back to school?

I'm going back to school!

A happy smiling face?!

No one wants a picture of that!

Scaredy: pencil disinfectant? Check!

Desk polish? Check!

Eraser? Don't need it, won't make a mistake!

So can I come with you?

Um, I don't think you'd enjoy grocery school, dave.

Why not?

[Gasp] scaredy?

Do you think I'm disintelligent?

No! Of course not! I'm just saying that...

That I don't know if you'd have much fun.

Dave: I inagree.

Food fights, pranking teachers!

It's gonna be awesome!

Buck: now, remember,

No rough-housing and no trading lunch for firecrackers.

Dave: I'm gonna play with blocks

And drink apple juice and make three new friends!

Hatton: oh, david, your face is a mess!

You're embarrassing me!

Leave the boy alone!

We should get going. Thanks for the ride.

They grew up so fast.

[Weeping]

Buck: would you get back in the car!

Scaredy: okay!

I think I'll take grocery cart sticky wheel maintenance.

That class is full.

How about myth and vegetables.

Full.

Infinite best before date theory.

Full.

We only have one open class.

What's the name of this course anyway?

Lovelife: it's introduction to spontaneity!

Here's your guide to enlightenment,

Mister bobby loveliiife!

[Echoes] life! Life! Life!

Spontaneity?

Greetings! Call me bobby.

For no reason I have pancakes in my pocket!

[Laughing]

I like this guy already.

You gonna eat that?

Music!

[Dance music plays] come on, guys!

Dance like no one's watching!

Um, shouldn't we start the actual class?

Lovelife: ah, yes. Good thinking, squirrel.

Please take out your textbooks and turn to page fifteen.

Quick question?

Which version of the text will we be using?

According to my online research it's a toss-

As I was saying...

Turn to page fifteen,

And throw those books out the window!

[Giggles]

[Glass shatters]

Well done! Yeah!

Your turn, squirrel.

No.

No?

Nooooo!

[Laughing]

When your time out is over

You should come and conga with us.

Dave, doesn't it bother you

That we aren't learning anything in this class?

But I am learning!

Did you know that conga line

Isn't a line up for a movie called "conga"?

Yes.

See, you're learning too!

I already knew that!

♪ Ba-pa, ba-pa, ba! Pa! Ba-pa, ba-pa- ♪

Okay! Okay! You can stop now.

Is our teacher cool or what?

Oh, yeah... Totally cool.

Hmm. Not sure what to do

For my spontaneity assignment yet.

Maybe eat forty pudding pails

And fall asleep beside the fridge?

It's a school assignment, dave.

It requires research and planning

And double spaced execution!

Dave: I dunno scare,

I think bobby just wants us to do

Whatever pops into our head.

Oh, dave.

You have a lot to learn about life, my friend.

You have a lot to learn about life, my friend.

Scaredy: what?!

As for the rest of you...

Excellent work!

Come up and get a happy face sticker!

But I spent all night on this essay!

Where's my happy face sticker?

I need a happy face sticker!

You obviously didn't understand the assignment, scaredy.

It was about being spontaneous.

Look at thomas.

He cut and dyed his own hair while biking to school.

Shelley woke up at 3am to pee,

But instead joined the army.

Do you understand now, scaredy?

They're all living in the moment.

Just look at dave!

What was dave's project?

Dave? Care to explain?

No prob bob.

The thesis of my project came to me

When I stuck my finger in my ear

And found some mysterious little eggs.

I ate them.

I have no idea what will happen nex- aggh!

[Belches, birds chirp]

Lovelife: [claps] bravo, sir. Bra-vo.

[Sniffling]

I've never failed an assignment in my life.

What should I do?

I mean I could- is that the tv?

Are you watching tv while I talk to you?!

Richard?! This is very rude!

[Dial tone]

[Sniffs] somehow I gotta turn this frown upsidedown.

[Sob] aww...

Scaredy! Bobby made me the captain

Of the varsity spontaneity team!

Wow. [Depressed]

Come see my game tonight, okay?

Maybe you'll learn something!

Maybe I'll learn something?!

Oh h* h*-

[Sad] ohhhh.

Crowd: be spontaneous! Be spontaneous!

[Cheering] whoo-hoooo!

[Mustard squirts]

[Snores then farts]

Is balsa winning?

Student: hard to tell. They're the only team here.

Uh-huh. Then why are you cheering-

I love spontaneity!

You just do totally crazy, weird stuff all the time!

[Wild cheer]

[Dings]

[Understanding] uh huhhh!

[School bell rings]

Lovelife: this allows the dart board

To pick your omelet ingredients!

Tomatoes, sunglasses and, uh oh, poison.

Ta dah! Now that's spontaneity!

[Crickets chirp, snoring]

I'm sorry, scaredy,

But you're still not getting it.

What? Sure I am!

I'm on an ostrich!

The guy who did this last night

Got huge spontaneity points!

So you planned this?

Yes!

Scaredy, you can't plan to be spontaneous.

That defeats the purpose.

But I thought that-

This is your last chance, scaredy;

If you can show me just one truly spontaneous act,

I'll pass you.

Go do something you'd never do.

Like dave does.

You'd think the red chalk would taste like cherry,

But it doesn't.

[Whimpers]

Scaredy: I'm sorry, dave.

I'm no good at being spontaneous!

I can't do it!

So, what are you going to do?

You can't just quit.

Do I look like a walrus?

A little.

And of course I'm not gonna quit.

I would never do that!

[Haunted] do something you'd never doooooooo!

Dave, I am going to pass this class!

[Angry roar]

Scaredy, there's an angry walrus in your fridge.

[School bell rings]

[Chatter]

[Very happily] I quit!

[Humming]

Lovelife: scaredy please! Don't give up!

Haha! Sorry, bobby.

I'm just not cut out for this spontaneity thing.

Wait, quitting can be spontaneous!

Really? I'd never considered that.

Dave: ha! You wish!

He was practicing quitting all morning in the mirror.

Scaredy: [sobbing] I quit! [Gruff] I quit!

[Southern] I can quit you! [French] je demissionne!

Thank you, david.

But scaredy,

I've been told you'll lose your job

If you don't pass this course!

I've already called nestor to let him know.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I should go home and plan

How I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Dan duck: [on radio] this is dan duck live at the stash 'n hoard

With a special report!

Hey, did he say stash 'n hoard?!

Dan duck: [on radio] the french fry display is about to collapse!

Sadly, the cutest bunny this reporter has ever seen

Is trapped at the top!

Scaredy, you have to do something!

I could never get across town that fast.

Not without a wakeboard.

Hey, man,

Did I hear you saying you need a wakeboard?

Wow. He didn't ask if it was hypoallergenic!

Aghhhhh!

Bunny: hellllppp!

Scaredy: just relax, little lady!

I'm gonna get you outta here.

Help!

Lovelife: what's happening?! I can't see!

I'll tell you what's happening;

Scaredy is spontaneously saving the day!

And he's doing it spontaneously!

[Cheering]

Lovelife: he did it! I can't believe he really did it!

Dave: and he's not finished.

He's still spontaneousing!

[Plays guitar]

[Wild cheering, applause]

Well, scaredy,

I guess I had the wrong idea about you all along.

Here is your diploma. You passed.

Really?! Thanks, bobby!

[Slurps]

Dan duck: want a fake news story read on air

By a real anchor man?

Call me, dan duck.

Surfer dude: wakeboard for sale. Brand new. Hypoallergenic.

Sea captain voice: need to be towed on a wakeboard?

Be on the river's edge at 3:00 p.m. To get picked up!

Slimeball: need to sabotage your own grocery display?

I'll teach you how!

Super cute bunny: wanna rescue a super cute bunny and look like a hero?

Man: [spanish accent] add a little something special to your celebration!

Let me teach you how to play yourself out

With a spicy flamenco guitar strum!

[Shatters]

No. He couldn't have.

[Gasp]

And just like that...

[Blows] he was gone.